Why r der wurds up der, moma?
Why r der wurds up der, moma? Iz caled a capshun. U get used to dem.
sometiems da capshuns still taek u by surprize.
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ceeling cat sayz so!
In teh begi… beginn… at teh nawt sekund, der wuz teh Ceelin Cat. N Ceelin Cat maded teh kittehs, who maded teh lols, an Ceelin Cat saw dat it wuz gud, so he maded teh hoomins to make teh lols for teh kittehs. N it wuz gud.
Jus liek ur nawt sekund wuz bery gud, jk2kitteh!
an then ther wuz gushifud, and it was gud!
thnks, iz my sekkundd nawt-sekund. whee!
N’ teh kittehs rote teh capshuns down on da floor wiv da cheepe brand gushi fuud uzing deir pointy ends, an’ it woz both fun and gud.
jk2kitteh adn AliCat!! U tyeded!! Duz u want a dans adn drinkses? U shud going to teh ty-booteek adn getting urselvez eech a nice ty. Gibbocat b habbing meny luvverlee silk tyz 4 u 2 choosing frum.
doan 4 get teh 50’s bayvin kapz. as dis am teh splortsum pikchewer eye wreck o’mend teh tex churrd wunz wif C shells an teh chinny strapp.
bemembur taht teh kitteh-fayzd lawleepawps am wrek o’mendid 4 splort prevenshun.
hab a mice dai !!11
a nyce mar-gah-reet-uh wud be gud…
an mebbe a step or 2 roun the flawr pleez. thnxkbai
Ai cud use a dai… dah… a frooty drinks wif lotsa rums. I fink awlso we shud dans a silly dans foar teh bebbeh kittehs.
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doh darn wurdprez
dansdans danstwirl
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in teh B ginnyng wuz teh capshun…..
sew tail mi agin? witch caym nawt sekund?
da capshun or de kitteh?
An u will bring meny lols to meny hoomins, leedle wuns.
and u haf the splorts on yer syde tew!
Mai teh splorts be wiv yew, yung kitt-eye. Go see Yoball, on the planet dog-be-barred to complete yore training.
Hoomanz rite dem 2 maek tehmselfs laff
Iffen the ceeleng cat is real, why dosent I sees himz?
dear child, Ceiling Cat onlee cums out wen…wen…uh…
…ackshuly, im gonna tell you wen yr old enuf.
is jus grate how yur pixure an yur smily sorta match!
If ceeling cat weren’t real, den who makes teh invisible damn things dat all kiteehs love to chase? Huh? Ansa dat one!
Mayker ob awl fingz bisible an INbisibull!
Iff der wer no Ceelin Kat, kittehs wud haf 2 invent him. Kittehs is furry philu … filosofi … kittehs bai der vary naycher needs 2 haf ansrs 2 all der qweschunz.
Eff der were no Ceelin Cat, kittehs wud haf 2 invent him!
yu don see sandy claws eifer, an HE’S reel…
Sandy claws iz considuring changing hiz nayme, az hiz hooman switched brands of kitty litter.
plzkthxbai
Piney claws. Himz hoomin swiched to Feline Pine.
iz I Nawt second?
nopz. Only Ceiling cat can rly be nawt sekkund
Ay cee ded capshenz.
R u shur dem capshuns ded?
Butter powns dem tu maek shur
Ooops! Dey lyv!!!
RUN AWAI!
QUICK GET IN TEH CAR!
But dere are elliefonts are in the car.
Fonts in teh car…..Capshuns in teh pikshurs…..
Dees kittehs be puttin up wit alawts.
I cee kute kittehs…. kute kittehs…. kute kittehs…. oh noes! mai heddd!! kuuuuuuuute!!!!! Overlowddiing!!!! *****SPLORT*****
Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
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*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh gudnesses jd!!! u splorted awl ober.
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*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
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oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
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*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U jus sit still adn resting a wyle.
Dank yew. Dat was a biiig splort.
When we lerns tu reed capshuns, moma?
Wen u goes 2 teh Catskools,
youll lern from yr Lolguage classez.
We r startin kittehgarden sooon
ai am ded frum teh pun
dees kittehs can’t ignor teh capshuns
brite shiny wurds…..must powns dem now.
Curiosikitteh killed teh capshun
Yew kan’t kill capshuns, dey are indesh… imbishtrup.. . can’t be hurt. But iff yews bites dem, dey taste guud, jus’ liek a mowsie, an’ iffen yew gets dem wiv yure pointy ends, dey rain sparkly stuff eberyware.
Oooohhhh! sparkly stuffz!!!!!
WANT!!!!!!!
If curiosikitteh killz deh capshuns
Duz duf sabisfakshun of sparleee bitz bring dem back?
moma kitteh haz lerned tawlerance ovv cheezpeeps
OMG dose keetehs are too kyoot..ai wand 100 ov dem
see? almost evry kitteh bleevs in ceiling cat.
meebee tihs meens teh kittehs bleeve in uz!
Mawmma Kitteh knoez
dat Liddill Kittehz awllwayz
habz lawtza kwesschunz
Lawtz moar kewsschunz tahn
ansirrz. If its wurr diffrint.
Woodn’tz beez Kittehz!
Bloo iiez rapptz in floof.
Purrpettchoo~ull moashunn meetz
kewreeawsssitee
Jack.
Ooooh, “bloo iiez raptz in floof” purrfect
“Bloo iiez rapptz in floof”
uh oh.
SPLORT!
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
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Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
U b otay now, tessm.
(sew sawry, ai had to leeve rite after meh splort. Cud nawt stay to play. mai bad timing, let mee show u it.)
Fankyoo for teh possumz! Ai lyke to be core… koo… ai lyke to match. Possumz awn de CHRG, possumz-shaped chokklit — dere be possumz awn teh floofly blankee? Oh yesh, ai sees dem now. Fankyoo!
True story: had a baby possum run into my apartment once, in Texas. It was kyooter when it wuz outdoors…
oh, Hai tessm. Doan wurry bowt deh drive bai splortage. It b sew inkenveenyint wen deh reel life interferez wif teh playing in Cheezland. It b happeningz 2 deh best uv us. ♥
Aaawwww. Sew sweet, Jack. Schmooz 2 yooz.
Jack, yuu ar jes wunnerfull!!!!!
yuu rlly cheerz me up!!
Cawling CCC, Tessm kneedz halp!! Ai noes teh proce porcre purr wut tew doo, butt Ai’m noo adn donut wunt tew messup…
Ai kin strat buy sweepzin uppa braynz
*sweepy sweepy sweepity*
Hi, fikshunkitteh:
Gud jawbz ubz sweepeeng!
Fyndz CHRG andz ‘Snap!’z
it tyte. Bunjee Coard
oars Dukkt Tayp, tessm?
I rekkummendz Bunjee Coard,
Bunneh Sun Glassez
Habz Bebbeh Bunnehz
awn t3h Innsyde so U doan’tz
‘Sploart!’z ’tilz U bettah!
I habz Hurshee Bawrz
wiff allmundz andz sum Froazinn
Millkee Wayz 4 U
Jack.