If u say “Mini Me”
If u say “Mini Me” Iz bitin ur leg
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Petunia!
Petunia iz a pygmy ????
Silly! Petunia is a Clydesdale!
Ummm…okai…….
A VERY big horsie. The kind that pull the Budweiser beer wagon…
Yesh,Ai KNOWS dat….saw dem at Anhaizer Busch in St.Looie…
iz jus dat neether uv these iz a Clydesdale….
R u beeing ironic ??
My artistic license. Let me show you it.
ai seez no wyt furrz awn teh feets ov the horsy. iz no klydezdayl.
*lukz at license.*
Dis seemz 2 b ex pi red. U will hab 2 b going 2 deh Korthowse adn renewing it. Adn paying deh late finez. Teh line will b elebentee peepz long. Adn deh werker will clozing her line fer lunch rite b4 u getz 2 deh frunt uv deh line. So u ken going and standing in unuzzer line. Adn miss ur lunch.
kthxbai. we will be open at 2am next sunnyday. iffn yew cannawt make it iz nawt our fawlt.
Grate. Burro crapzee in ICHC too. Teh heck wif dis. I is goin hoem! TTFN…
wai yew leevin me, mausy???
I really do need to leave. See all y’all tomorrow!
byeeeeeee
HMMM…
*makes note to ask Maus hoo is ridin teh burro tomorroes*
Ackshooly… Who is ridin into the Burro Crap Sea… Pleh…
Tehn teh traw fix weel beez hor rend us, n yer baws swill gibs joo teh ebul eiz…
teh Clydesdale Donkey!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD6ghskNKa8
Noz, Petunia iz no Clydesdale. Iz Belgian Draft or sometingz leik dat. Clydesdales hav de white haer on legz.
so…. is the littul one B.R??
I have a mental image of Sir Real, in full armor, riding that horse
Wudn’t it be betta iffn teh littul horseroad Sir Real?
heeeee!!!!!
Hyaaa! Hi Ho Sir Real! Awaayyy!
*ClanketyClanketyClanketyClanketyClanketyClanketyClankety*
hmm…. inneresting. ai i nawt sew afraid of Bodice Ripper any moar.
There no reason to be afraid, Fair Maiden…
ai iz gunna say, B. R. iz nawt so nyse naym foar kyoot bebbeh horsy.
No… you I’m still afraid of.
http://www.nbc11.com/news/10144832/detail.html Teh hossie can haz teh nayme Thumbelina.. shez purdy cyoot, akshully…
Da widdle wun iz naymd Thumbelina. She a drawrf minichoor horsee, an iz berree keyoot! Yoo kin Google her fur moar….
I lick her berree mush!
Wat if I’z seh “Tiny Tim”?
or what if I call you …
( wait for it )
WHINNY ME
*snork*
OH, just HISS.
booo, hissss, aaaarrrrgh
(good one though, “the beauty of the pun is in the OY of the beholder)
*hed-desk*
Yuur nawt kyddyng, ar yuu??
“short peepl got no reeson…..”
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick ‘em up
Just to say hello
hee-short peeple-randynewman ref?
Dat sawng is banned, I kid yews nawt, in Merry-land. Odd stayte laws: let us show yew them.
Ai’m shur teh P.C. powleec wuz responsible fur dat !!
no way! it’s a satire. IIRC satire is covered under free speech laws.
My lolyer ancestors’ influenz, let me show you it.
Wikipedia’s article on Randy Newman states:
“In 1978, legislation was introduced in the state of Maryland to make it illegal to play “Short People” on the radio. Contrary to popular myth, the bill did not pass. “
due not confuzzing us wif deh fax.
Anom. we duzn’t like fax or facts.
Sry. I likes “just the facts, ma’am”. Not meended to upset aneewun…
as long as you use a cover-sheet and practice safe-fax, you’ll be okay.
Mah beleef in Merry-land miths, let me show yew dem….
*walks awaey humileatud*
{{{{Missy}}}}…
Iz okai….darn dat Maus fer bringing in teh fax !!!!
but it sez itz a “pop yoo lar” myth! You iz pop you lar!
teh fak taht tehy eben TALKD abowt passing a law to ban a song iz weerd an bizarre enuff. fakt iz at leest as straynj az fikshun in dis kays. so not to feel bad - fanks for teh amayzment!
yup. i admits it. everythink be a little weird in Mary land.
Oh, wait.
you mented teh state.
nebbermind….
Look out! Yoo’ll gibs yerself awai…
uh ohes. duz i haz a tell?
Adn dey band “dwarf tossing” tu!
Wai? da dwarfz wuz habbing funz. Ebbreebuddeeez awlwaiz taiking awai da fun stufz frum us. S’otai. we maikz owr own.
An Ai’ll screem
Ai’ll screem sounz gud, I can haz peech wif chokklit saws?
Feelin a lidl hors?
No, wy? Do Ai sownd crokey?
nay! nay!!
*bites yur leg*
ow :*****(
Aww…ai nawt meen to hert yu! is gentl frendli bite!
ai bustles roun gettin gauze, stiking plaztr, tee, an cookies.
{{{{ai gibs yu hugs nao. don cri}}}}