Yes I tried unplugging it
Yes I tried unplugging it and waiting 30 seconds
did u call teknical support kitteh?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
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He sed “captain”, I sed wot.
He sed “captain”, I sed wot.
He sed “captain”, I sed wot.
He sed “captain”, I sed wot du yu wont?
Captain Sensible. He used to be in The Damned.
Ooooopz,. Ai meen: Captin Senssibull. Hims ust 2 b in Teh Dammd.
Named dat punk in wun FTW.
lightbulb.
gess watt?
Chicken Butt!
whatya say?
hay salvo! how cuz yoo gotz TWO Quilts—a green won and a burplol won—just 4 yoo? Wylst mii an yipee!!! hasta share teh sayme littel bloo kwilt block wiff R chudders??!!
Yeah, whut she sed! kno fahr hoggin awl teh blankeez!
hay—doan leaf mii out of dis—
*hunkerz doan undder teh turkoiz wheelee kwilt inna huddle wiff kitkay and yippee!!!*
wii can has moar floofy blankeez?
plzthnxby
*runs away wiff 2 alter-egos in tow*
Salvo olso got bofe ov teh nawt-sekkund spots. Du thay get too drinkses and danses, or shud we split them biween the two ov us, kitkay?
yesh, deafinately split ebberyfing…
finks to self—hmm, infinity drinksy and dansky’s abaiball
hey whutz infinity debided by too?
infinity debided by too iz elebenty googaplexazillion. I fink. It mite be moor.
Hi kitkay- Infinity dibbided by too is same az infinity timez too.
Is infinity. Infintity is multi-plikka-teef and difission eyedentitee.
My consheptool mathmagical skillz, let me displaye dem for yur eddificashun.
Eddies fishcake shun? Why shun a purrfectly good fishcake?
Hi MomCatAnna!!!–yore powerz mathemagic R femonlolicaldaeecshwi,eaae (oh, I meen a-mazing!)
hi jd! I hassa jd myself anni didn’t eben hafta go to lawstskool! He be furthest frum last sohn–james! He knot sew big on lolcats, ackewly, butt wii lubs hymn just teh same!
I didn’t iva, it’s mai name tuu. Surrownd James wiv lotsa kittehs, den sai “liek lolcats or ai tell them yu’re a mowsie.” If dat don’t wurk, sprinkle catnip in his hair and put a kitteh on hiz hed.
*snikkr* . . . sprinkle catnip in his hair an put a kitteh on hiz hed. *chortle, paw over mowth, but still laffin lowd*
Bring me teh hed of Bill Gates, NOW!
Wut a bout Steve Jobs?!??!
Ai cudnt tihnk ob his ferst nayme, so ai sez nuffink. Iz habing senya momint.
Old farht kitteh sez: I can has senya city-zen rayte?
*cups hand around ear*
WHAT???
Old farht kitteh sez: I CAN HAS SENYA……why you dirty rat.
wippurrschnappurrs.
Ai remembu wen we had tu make up owr own insults. Uphill. Both wais.
sweeet. ftw
Don furgit - in teh snow . . .
O HAi kafleen, mah donkee fren! I habbnt bead hear much lately, how yoo bead? nyse 2 sea yoo and awl teh cheezpeepz!
Ize bean tired an nurbuss.
I caint consintratez long, eedur.
I will beez bettur afftur July 15.
Wut happenz on July 15?
BTW–Thanks fer deh lubblee ‘thank yew’
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——-☼
*sno ball: splat*
Wuddun YOO like too know????
Dat snoball made mee furgit.
in teh side ub teh face…wiff a SLUSHBALL!
*sigh* I lub dat story. I can still recite it.
/yuuuuu gunnnnnnnkeeeeee…..
I duz noe it not b ur birfday — dat b June 25
akkording 2 deh Yahoo Cheezfrenz.
Kud b start uv vay kay shun?
http://www.willkern.com/Revenge.html
Oh….*loftilee* U cud sort ub say dat…
Oar I kud ———☼ —-☼ —-☼ —-☼ —-☼
ohai guys!!! ai’m gettin Xcited!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1357482
YAY!! YAY!! YAY!! Just free moar daze adn u will b beeing heer!!!!
Jamamakitty’z kumming!!
Jamamakitty’z kumming!!
teh funnyest fing……… ai wuz dribin home frum my gf’s house an teh radio dude was talking about ICHC and had Ben on his show and they were talking about teh website……….. ai wuz lolling and i maded a lol and sent to teh DJ but he hasn’t said anyfing about getting it…….
wut a coincidink!!!
how kool!
ai weeel leab aroun 9 in teh morning and ai finkso takes 6 hours to get der…. sew around 3 in teh afternoon……… teh majical Honda pilot will descend into teh Prineville Reservoir Resort!!!! wooooooooo hooooooooooo
U did b getting deh drekshunz i sent?
oh yesh……….an i eeted dem………..
ai printed dems out
Take a left …. nom.
Turn rite …. nom.
Den a nuzzer rite. …. nom.
Keep going till deh rode endz…. nom
Jump owt uv kar…. nom.
yep dats about it!!! (ai weel trai tew stai out ob teh goodies on teh wai)
i beddar get offline an try tew wind down oar ai will be tossin an turnin awl nite….. but ai will gets opportooooonities to be online atwerk!! ttyt (talktoyewtomorrow) {{{cweenmj}}}
iffn yew talk to teh donkee, ai ansered her commint on teh lol dat ai butted in on yew guys wif……. sry donkee {{{kafleen}}}
{{jamamamamamamamamamakitty}}
Narrator: “The soft whining sound you hear is that of the
Kafleenipuss Equus Asinus…..
Mah enveh, let meh show u it…..
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1367338
wii wud lub 2 habbing u heer.
so wud eye.
Aw, doan cry liddul dawn kee. wii will still b beeing frenz wif u. Adn wii will posting pitcherz 4 u 2 lukking at.
Yung wippurschnappurrs.
Brassen Frassen yung wippurschnappurrs.
Jung wippurschnappurrs,…….tellin ya what your “really” thinkin’.
Good wun.
He studeed asstrollogy. How odd.
Freud wud bee intreeged by wipper snappeeng, I bet.
you’ll have to pardon me, epic pun volley last thread, Aahz and Smammie at their best (or worst, depending on our outlook toward punning).
small pacific island chain
hiwarya
Somehow Funafuti Atoll seems appropriate.
*snerk*
Noe, Steev Jobz b kewl … himz invintid Applz n Maks …
…
Beel Gaytz brotted us WinDoze n MykroSnot…
Dat was Steve Woznik. Steve Jobs just sold em.
Conga ratz onna ur nawt-sekkund, kimkiwi! Watcha gunna haz?
Thx Aahz. Ai can has sooper-strenf cafeine tewday pls? Nd tehn we dans to “Compooter Gaymez” by teh nooziland band Mi-Sex.
Ai mayded a reply but werd press eated it.
Thx Aahz. Ai can has sooper-strenf cafeie tewday pls? And tehn we dans to Compooter Gaymz by nooziland band Mi-Sex. (Tihnk 80s synth-pop)