Yes I tried unplugging it
Yes I tried unplugging it and waiting 30 seconds
did u call teknical support kitteh?
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what
He sed “captain”, I sed wot.
He sed “captain”, I sed wot.
He sed “captain”, I sed wot.
He sed “captain”, I sed wot du yu wont?
Captain Sensible. He used to be in The Damned.
Ooooopz,. Ai meen: Captin Senssibull. Hims ust 2 b in Teh Dammd.
Named dat punk in wun FTW.
lightbulb.
gess watt?
Chicken Butt!
whatya say?
hay salvo! how cuz yoo gotz TWO Quilts—a green won and a burplol won—just 4 yoo? Wylst mii an yipee!!! hasta share teh sayme littel bloo kwilt block wiff R chudders??!!
Yeah, whut she sed! kno fahr hoggin awl teh blankeez!
hay—doan leaf mii out of dis—
*hunkerz doan undder teh turkoiz wheelee kwilt inna huddle wiff kitkay and yippee!!!*
wii can has moar floofy blankeez?
plzthnxby
*runs away wiff 2 alter-egos in tow*
Salvo olso got bofe ov teh nawt-sekkund spots. Du thay get too drinkses and danses, or shud we split them biween the two ov us, kitkay?
yesh, deafinately split ebberyfing…
finks to self—hmm, infinity drinksy and dansky’s abaiball
hey whutz infinity debided by too?
infinity debided by too iz elebenty googaplexazillion. I fink. It mite be moor.
Hi kitkay- Infinity dibbided by too is same az infinity timez too.
Is infinity. Infintity is multi-plikka-teef and difission eyedentitee.
My consheptool mathmagical skillz, let me displaye dem for yur eddificashun.
Eddies fishcake shun? Why shun a purrfectly good fishcake?
Hi MomCatAnna!!!–yore powerz mathemagic R femonlolicaldaeecshwi,eaae (oh, I meen a-mazing!)
hi jd! I hassa jd myself anni didn’t eben hafta go to lawstskool! He be furthest frum last sohn–james! He knot sew big on lolcats, ackewly, butt wii lubs hymn just teh same!
I didn’t iva, it’s mai name tuu. Surrownd James wiv lotsa kittehs, den sai “liek lolcats or ai tell them yu’re a mowsie.” If dat don’t wurk, sprinkle catnip in his hair and put a kitteh on hiz hed.
*snikkr* . . . sprinkle catnip in his hair an put a kitteh on hiz hed. *chortle, paw over mowth, but still laffin lowd*
Bring me teh hed of Bill Gates, NOW!
Wut a bout Steve Jobs?!??!
Ai cudnt tihnk ob his ferst nayme, so ai sez nuffink. Iz habing senya momint.
Old farht kitteh sez: I can has senya city-zen rayte?
*cups hand around ear*
WHAT???
Old farht kitteh sez: I CAN HAS SENYA……why you dirty rat.
wippurrschnappurrs.
Ai remembu wen we had tu make up owr own insults. Uphill. Both wais.
sweeet. ftw
Don furgit – in teh snow . . .
O HAi kafleen, mah donkee fren! I habbnt bead hear much lately, how yoo bead? nyse 2 sea yoo and awl teh cheezpeepz!
Ize bean tired an nurbuss.
I caint consintratez long, eedur.
I will beez bettur afftur July 15.
Wut happenz on July 15?
BTW–Thanks fer deh lubblee ‘thank yew’
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——-☼
*sno ball: splat*
Wuddun YOO like too know????
Dat snoball made mee furgit.
in teh side ub teh face…wiff a SLUSHBALL!
*sigh* I lub dat story. I can still recite it.
/yuuuuu gunnnnnnnkeeeeee…..
I duz noe it not b ur birfday — dat b June 25
akkording 2 deh Yahoo Cheezfrenz.
Kud b start uv vay kay shun?
http://www.willkern.com/Revenge.html
Oh….*loftilee* U cud sort ub say dat…
Oar I kud ———☼ —-☼ —-☼ —-☼ —-☼
ohai guys!!! ai’m gettin Xcited!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1357482
YAY!! YAY!! YAY!! Just free moar daze adn u will b beeing heer!!!!
Jamamakitty’z kumming!!
Jamamakitty’z kumming!!
teh funnyest fing……… ai wuz dribin home frum my gf’s house an teh radio dude was talking about ICHC and had Ben on his show and they were talking about teh website……….. ai wuz lolling and i maded a lol and sent to teh DJ but he hasn’t said anyfing about getting it…….
wut a coincidink!!!
how kool!
ai weeel leab aroun 9 in teh morning and ai finkso takes 6 hours to get der…. sew around 3 in teh afternoon……… teh majical Honda pilot will descend into teh Prineville Reservoir Resort!!!! wooooooooo hooooooooooo
U did b getting deh drekshunz i sent?
oh yesh……….an i eeted dem………..
ai printed dems out
Take a left …. nom.
Turn rite …. nom.
Den a nuzzer rite. …. nom.
Keep going till deh rode endz…. nom
Jump owt uv kar…. nom.
yep dats about it!!! (ai weel trai tew stai out ob teh goodies on teh wai)
i beddar get offline an try tew wind down oar ai will be tossin an turnin awl nite….. but ai will gets opportooooonities to be online atwerk!! ttyt (talktoyewtomorrow) {{{cweenmj}}}
iffn yew talk to teh donkee, ai ansered her commint on teh lol dat ai butted in on yew guys wif……. sry donkee {{{kafleen}}}
{{jamamamamamamamamamakitty}}
Narrator: “The soft whining sound you hear is that of the
Kafleenipuss Equus Asinus…..
Mah enveh, let meh show u it…..
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1367338
wii wud lub 2 habbing u heer.
so wud eye.
Aw, doan cry liddul dawn kee. wii will still b beeing frenz wif u. Adn wii will posting pitcherz 4 u 2 lukking at.
Yung wippurschnappurrs.
Brassen Frassen yung wippurschnappurrs.
Jung wippurschnappurrs,…….tellin ya what your “really” thinkin’.
Good wun.
He studeed asstrollogy. How odd.
Freud wud bee intreeged by wipper snappeeng, I bet.
you’ll have to pardon me, epic pun volley last thread, Aahz and Smammie at their best (or worst, depending on our outlook toward punning).
small pacific island chain
hiwarya
Somehow Funafuti Atoll seems appropriate.
*snerk*
Noe, Steev Jobz b kewl … himz invintid Applz n Maks …
…
Beel Gaytz brotted us WinDoze n MykroSnot…
Dat was Steve Woznik. Steve Jobs just sold em.
Conga ratz onna ur nawt-sekkund, kimkiwi! Watcha gunna haz?
Thx Aahz. Ai can has sooper-strenf cafeine tewday pls? Nd tehn we dans to “Compooter Gaymez” by teh nooziland band Mi-Sex.
Ai mayded a reply but werd press eated it.
Thx Aahz. Ai can has sooper-strenf cafeie tewday pls? And tehn we dans to Compooter Gaymz by nooziland band Mi-Sex. (Tihnk 80s synth-pop)
Ai typd a replie but werd press eated it. Aplogoies if tihs is teh tihrd tiem tihs posts.
I can haz sum sooper-strenf caffene pls? And tehn we dans to Compooter Gaymz by teh nooziland band Mi-secks
concatulations kimkiwi. Ah veri nyce nawt sekond ndeed.
mae ah affer u a specseal martini?
Thx princessmu. Speshul martoonie to hab wib speshul frenz wud be eggsellant.
OK, kimkiwi … I gitz it 4 U …
**fiksiz up kwintoopul shot uv spressoe**
**addz uh laymown tweest**
Heer U goez … Cheez!!
…
N 4 da dansin, heer da Noo Z-lund band Mee-Sekz wif Pooter Gaymz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufBYaYJAERc
Evvyboddee dans!
*drinkses spressoe in wun mouf ful*
dansdansdansdansdansdansdans
*runz round office liek mad tihng*
dansdansdansdansdans
*repaints outsyde of office*
dansdansdansdansdans
Iz gud spressoe, thx Aahz. Nudder wun?
Iz ted steevens and hiz intertubes arown heer?
orllly
noooo, not reeeeeeelee.
http://www.weeklygeekshow.com/images/X13Dd-thumb.jpg
bin dere, done dat, normal day of wurk (when I wurked)
whadday mean, hit ani key? which one iz ani key?
Da kup-howldur onna mai pooter borked win I setted mai kawphy awn it…
…mama toal mii therd bii dayz laik thiss.
did she hab wicked smyle on face and ebil look in eye when she did so?
**putz hand oavur phone**
**weespurrz 2 uvver tek sport gy**
I finkz I’z gittin thru 2 himz — I kin heer himz taykin da rappur awf da manyoowul…
Iz nauhgt
ne: key, iz TOO keyez: N and E !!!
Power Outage? Nooooo
nooo bsod!
Hurry up Comcraps… I need to get back online so I can caption the PeopLoL
anodder cusstomur fines owt teh diffimakuolti ov cumminkashun wiff teh “tek suppurt” ppepulz in Indua
“I am thaynking yoo fore colling. My naym is being … John. How can I being helping yoo tooday?”
srsly! stoopid cable intertubes! wii haz a luv haet relationships…
ohai salleh! hows awl ur stuff an awl 
ohai Princessmu !!! ai iz doin preddy guud ….alreddy luuking fer a noo job, ai loves teh werk, but dey don’t pay me enuff munneez to lib awn…..ai werkz at a frame shop….designin frames an matts an stuff…..iz bery creeativ an lawts ov fun…..an ai gotz a howse ana rrommmate…..
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awl in awl, lyfe iz a kajillion tymes moar bedder noaw !
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an sew den howse by yew ????
does chewin thru teh cord count az unpluggin?
zzzzort
…ai knoe jus haow yu fiil.
Orinj Tabbee ‘Merican kitteh loses pashuns wit Bombay kitteh in Bombay.
What you mean tech support moved to Elbonia?
Aye find nuffin humerus abowt dat…hmfff.
dat’s right, be sternum wid ‘im.
Dilbert ref FTW
Ohai rodney! Wun ownlee uh maddur uv tym b4 sumwun mayd da Dilbert ref!
Win 4 U!!1!
Ohai, Aahz ! I sawded ur sk8 en pics- bery, bery, nyse !
whaz sk8r miiself when a liddle kitteh, watched ebery us, world n olympic comp since 1961. met scottie once (himz da bestest ov awl!) (lubbed da jim mckay- sigh) u luk bery gud- nyse feetz, gud paws joor, nyse line
gotz a ? 4 u-
hao ebber inna da whirld dew u doez da jumpin widda glazzes on ?
Hai Missy!! Ask & u shall re seeve. 2 new bunny pics on ai blog. mj
PEBKAC Kitteh is frust… furstat… tyred ov u.
Tekk Suppoartz Kitteh
iz awllll ‘PLEH!’ tryeengz 2 fikkz
aynchent Bawd Moadumm
Habz Hewmin nebburr
hurdz ubz Fy3~oass oarz Kaybil?
Eebenn DSL?!!!
Mytez az wll getz 2
Gooshee~fud Canz andz beeg lawwwwwwng
hunk ubz flooffee Yawrn!
Hewmin no gets Yawrn! It
beez MINE!!! Sillee Hewminz shoodz
getz sum stoopee string!
Jack.
heheh …an tew kanz.
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Gigabit Kitteh
shoodn’t be using CAT5 cable,
needz to use CAT6
… and then nomming it for 60 seconds
No, it dis way ‘coz of nomz!
wat abowt un-nomz?
is der sutch ting?
MON MON MON MON MON
Stoopid hoomin on intertoob all dayz instead of snorgling… Al Gore… I hates him.
adn tehn u pluggd it bak n? rite?
Plug bak in?? u dint say nuffing bowt pluggin bak in.
En ebereetaim Ai resetezez tehy habs to resend mai sigonal. Wai nawt senzin it kor- kwora- kerrok -rite teh nawt sekkunt taim? Huh?
Yai!! Teh furst lolcat ah did dat made it 2 da furst paig!! XD
Gud Jobs!
Conga-rats-yule-lash-uns, hav elebenty martoonies!
Yay, bethmonster!!! I due a liddul happee dans4 u.
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Furrow brow wif kon sen tray shunz
Making up deh lolcat.
Wiggul finnerz, klikkee deh mowse.
Kross deh finnerz, wayt, wayt.
Happee wiggulz seeing deh votez.
OMG!! Jumping up adn down!!
Mai cat b on deh Frunt Page!!
Ebree buddee LOL!!
I no haow u feelz kitteh, i haz bean thur 2
Juz wad ai taut….ah, yezz, been der, dun dat….moredan unce.
*nite watchman walkz frew Cheezland. Him lukz up adn down JCH4K Bulleevard. Awl deh litez b owt. A full moon b shining down. Deh nite watchman cawlz owt in a gentle voyse: “Leben o’klok adn awlz well.”
*Suddenlee deh silence b borked by a strainj noyse. It b sounding like a herd uv elolofentz. It IS a herd uv elolofentz!!!
*Deh elolofentz kum thundering up JCH4K Bulleevard. Deh nite watchman watchez. Deh elolofantz runz rownd deh rowndee-bowt. Sum getz losted and turns left onto JCH4K Bulleevard. Sum turnz rite and runz down JCH4K Bulleevard. Den dey awl meetz up agin and runz under deh monorail adn past deh d’Beeker Labz. Deh D’Beeker Labz barking at deh thundering elolofantz addz 2 deh noyz.
Deh thundering elolofentz attemptz a charge at deh Tybooteek. But deh charge b foiled wen deh elolofentz r tolded dat ebberyfing b free. So dey putting dere charge cardz bak in dere bak pokkitz.
Next, thingz get stawlded at deh Pi Stawl. Deh elolofentz wantz deh rownd pi. But teh sine sez: Pi r skware. Deh elolofentz not wanting a skware pi, so dey leevingz deh Pi Stawl.
Igor, hoo werked az a mahoot in deh sirkus wun summer, cumz on deh seen. He takes himz Thotti adn usingz it to control deh elolofentz. Wifin minnitz, deh unruly crowd uf elolofentz haz ben sub dude.
Igor saddulz deh lead elolofent wif a howdah adn klimez on bored. Teh elolofentz parade down JCH4K Bulleevard bak to deh rowndee-bowt. Deh elolofentz sirkul deh fownten free timez adn den dey dis apeer.
Deh nite watchman lukz at deh dreg in himz kawfee kup.
“I wunder wut deh Missuz put in mai kawfee 2nite?”
“Leben fortee-five and awlz well.”
*jd spikes the nite watchman’s coffee with some more pretty mushrooms, and blows hiz majik elolofent calling wisstle again.
Kitteh: YUR PASSWURD HAZ XPIRID!!!!!
(Agen)
Ai awlsoe fink taht teh kitteh hoo drivez teh CCC wagun iys teh saime kitteh hoo handuls teh teknikal suhppoart cawls;
(Taht xplaynes a lawt!!!!!!)
IT tech support people were not born this way, We were made this way by thousands of idiotic questions and people NOT unplugging it for 30 seconds. and btw thats an SB5101/5100 series Motorola Cable DOCSIS2.0 Modem not DSL.
and believe it or not they lock up with ease and the only cure IS to turn them off for 30 secs then plug the power back in, the button on the top is only a standy button and doesn’t reset the Modem, just stops Data transfer through the Ethernet port (which is just 10/100 Mbps not Gigabit)
Didnt mean to ‘fend u. Sorri
You think your’e so smart, u fix dis!!!
Screen Scrollin’ wurs dan Rick Rollin’. :<
OK, maybe iffn yoo unplugs teh I.T.peepz, den plugs dem back innagin, tehy B werking rite?
is normalee furst step cuz ud b amazd at how offin it werks.
problem iz ebereebuddie noes dat…n if u hab, o, say, CHARTER as yer broadband cumpanee…yer prlly expert at deh unplug n plug bak n thingie..deh hab berry well-traned custumrs….prlly shud giv out sum kind o certificat or sumthin. Deh shud jus say “u dun deh unplug n plug bak in thingie” n muv on 2 deh reel problum.