monorail cat now offurs subwai survis
iz halpful wen monorail cat iz out of service.
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Jest teh ticket, kitteh!
Top kitty appears to have had half his moustache shaved off.
Mabbeh dat’s teh latest fashion fur monorail drivurs?
Dey `mindz mee uv mai growdup kidlet’s kittehs dat he yoost 2 hab.
Double deck monorail cat
We has a ty!!!1!! Letz go 2 teh ty bootique, shall we?
O hai upfi – we got uz a tye! Joyn mee 4 elevenziz?
Yeeeesssss, Annipuss of teh byoootiful abatar! Wot shall we have? Burgers? Frys? Drinksies? Ai’m reddy 2 nom!
Ai fink Ai’ll jus hab cawfee an a biskit den Ai haz 2 go owt 2 get a noospapur.
Ai drawd teh abatar wen ai nawt sekund gotz teh ‘pyooter – sumfin liek it haz bin mai purrsonal logo fur abowt 30 yeers!
is purty, gud job!
Thx. Ai Liek it 2!
Congradamulashuns tuu Annipuss adn Upfi; wut yuu wunt foar drinkee adn dans?
Oooooh, ai can has cheezburger?? Wif lardj frys? And sum froffy pink sham pain? Pleaz??? Dat wuld be lubly.
And dans — ai dunno. Dont feelz mush laik dansing 2day. Gotz a hole in mai sox.
*pulls owt needul an thred*
upfi, I sewz yor sox. *sewz kwiklee, even withowt opposabul thumz*
Yoo can haz dantzing nao? I showz yoo hao.
*jump jump, spin spin, kik kik, an . . . JAZZ PAWZ!*
Thx Gremlin, ail’ll givez it a try.
*hop hop hop*
*wriggle teh bottom*
*spin spin spin*
*dans whirly spinny hop hop hop*
yeah, it wurks. But ai dont has the jazz paws, awnly teh floofy paws.
Upfi – Yew tyre me owt jus’ waching yew!
*rest, breathe, rest*
Fearless Freep will now become the Kitteh Kannonball
Tihs Kitteh Mono Rail bees wut teh peeps iyn Washingmachine, DC, ar gunna hasta uuse wen teihr Metro Trahnspohrtashun Systim failez!!!!!!
Oar we’ll all jus’ git in Mareeun Berry’s ovursized Caddy tewgethur!
:lol”
Ai ment:
I can has Metro?
W. and Gordon Brown greet the press at the Downing Street townhouse:
As W. told The Observer: “It’s convenient to say, you know, ‘warmonger,’ ‘religious zealot,’ ‘poodle’ — I mean, these are just words that people love to toss around foolishly.”
Langwidj skils, let meh show u tehm!
Oh… tehy gotted borked. Oar iz taht borkificaterated? Yeah, Borkificaterated. Bigger werds must be moar gooderer….er.
W- he makz us so proud!
and was an early adopter of lolspeak
Iz dat wut hee speeks? He nawt sew funnee, ‘sept fur hiz luks.
Akshully Bush speek predates lolspeak but they haz sum similarities
disregard for propur grammah is one of dem.
Shrub dussent know teh meaning of the werd ‘retreat’.
Das axualee jes one ob many werds he don’t know the meanin ob.
noo-Q-luhr iz annuder won
I dunno bowt yoo fokes but I *hayts* it when peepul tosses teh wurd “poodle” arownd foolishlee! It reelee tix me orf!
I mean, think uv teh poodles an hao they feelz abowt it bein foolishlee tossed arownd.
Ai finks sum peepl uze “poodle” 2 meen ennee pet dawg – a wummun Ai noed cawled mai labrador a poodle – labrador wuz not happi bowt dat mee neever!
nu addishun to monorail cat corp
the double deckeh vershun
W00tz! We needz sum subway monorale kittehs heer in Boh-go-ta.
“Subwai survis”?
I can has fyve dollah fuutlong toona sammich?
Grilled ahi for me please.
heer’s teh burfday fairy wif a big HAPPY BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today!! an today iz a very speshul day, it iz teh burfday fairy’s Deer Hubby’z burfday!!
!! i will maek him a hommaed choklit caek (wif enuff to go arownd for ebreewun to share), an haz speshul prezint for him. (teh D.H. duznt reed teh kommints heer so i can share sekrit heer!) teh D.H. nebber akses for anyfing for prezzents, but many munfs ago he sez, “ohai, John Coltrane: The Prestige Recordings, want, kthx.” teh burfday fairy, so happee to kno wut him wants, luks to buy wun. it’s owt ob print. 
but finds a like-noo yoozed wun on amazon marketplace frum reputable seller. 
costs many munfs ob burfday fairy’s konfetti munnies. 
but teh D.H. wil be so sruprized an happee!! 
so we haz happee burfday at owr howse. hope ebreewun haz happee burfdayz at tehir howses too! 
deer burfday fairy, u r a kind n generous peep. ur hubby iz a luckee guy!
Hoep yuur D.H. haz a Happy Burfday; adn yuu haz a guud tiem sillibrayting wif hims az well;
Aww, dat so sa-weet.
fank yoo! teh Deer Hubby iz berry berry gud to us, an i likes to do teh nise fings for him. he dont like to let me, tho. he sez, iz ok, not haz to hab the burfday sellybrashuns, iz okay to ignore teh getting older. but i tellz him, iz wen yoo stop having burfdays taht yoo haz a problem, an ebree yeer yoo shuld sellybrate being older cawse many peepls not so lucky to make it taht far. so he will haz teh happee burfday sellabrashuns wether him likes it or not.
Yes, but can you get it toasteded?