Needs salt…
Needs salt… and kids.
da fud bowl iz emptee. plez fill.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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wut kinda soop IS this??
Stone soup?
[[Not having read anything since yesterday morning...]]
Ladies and gentlemen, I have found the EbilMaus! *holds up EbilMaus by the tail* *EbilMaus is squeaking in outrage* I tracked him down, riding hard and fast on the Harley that MaisNon kindly lent me. Found him up in the hills of West-by-CC-Virginia, trying to fix up a disused still and muttering about future plots. *Raises EbilMaus higher, gives him a little shake* *EbilMaus squeaks furiously* He has many confessions to make, I fear. I will let the scoundrel rodent speak for himself.
Heh. You has catched my holografical projekshun, silly troll. Cya!
*Disappears*
Yay, Ebil Maus!!!!!
I am on yur side aginst caretrolls!
*Holds up EbilMausHP in disbelief* This is a holographic projection, sir? *Shakes alleged HP by tail again, alleged HP squeaks molto crescendo e furioso* Watch while I prepare to dunk this alleged HP in the swimming pool with the large felines, and see what the alleged HP thinks of that, ladies nad gentlemen!
ooo.. duz Ebil Maus have a flavr??
If the alleged HP is only truly an HP, it will go fearlessly into the lions’, er, dunk. But if, as I believe, the one who disappeared is the true HP, then I am still in possession of the true EbilMaus. *Walks over to the kiddie pool* *The lions snurffle with great interest* I see that the lions can smell this alleged HP. Would a holographic projection have a smell, ladies and gemtlemen?
*Appears standing next to caretroll*
Just like the holodeck in ST:TNG, silly troll…
*Pushes the caretroll into the pool*
Have fun with the “kitties”. TTFN!
*Disappears*
I’m mellllting, I’m mellllting! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh………..
*secretly digs a hole through the bottom of the pool, zooms to caretroll cave to lick wounds and dignity, saving itself for another day*
Shudn’t HPs have an “H” on dere forhed?
Jus sayin.
Woz dat in Red Dwarf?
Red Dwarf ref FTW!
tey is prolly snurfling YU, caretroll!
um, caretroll…. u mite has a flavr too, u noes…. I wudnt get that close to teh lyons…
**lyons tummiez rumble**
* one mountain lion raizes paw wif BIIIIGG pointy endz*
Maybe teh large felions will eet teh caretroll!!!!
But it prolly haz bad flavour.
I luvz da fact u used myoosikal terms :3.
Oh,grayt….so Ebil Maus iz still lurkin somewheres ?????
Wel dunn caretroll, maek teh ebilmaus pai fur hims mischeefs
yesh siree - cuz upairuntlee dez r da bruddaz grimm
tri en 2 getz uz 2 hork ups sum greedi ants
Congratumalashuns Lezza-b What wud u liek fur drinkses and danses
Leeza-b, conga-rats! Yu beeted Maus to teh draw.
Let’s add sum protein (kids or small goggies) and veggemanuls
and red wne to soop for sillibryating yur suksess.
hee… and that almoast nebber happenz!
I just gotted lukky todai.
He mite have been slowed down by teh Ebil Maus?
leeza-b, I tink we haz to stop teh caretroll, hu iz on an anti-Maus krusayde.
Wunce teh caretroll ruinz Maus, it will go efter all ov us. It is teh epi..epito..
teh tawp spot ov ebil! Teh Caretroll, tat iz.
I iz wayting to heer wut Maus haz to say BL.
In the meetime, shud we has sum brekfast?
Maybe sum Fronsch toste?
Oui, oui to Fronsch toastie.
And here’s sum Jamaica Blue Mountain coffee!
Nuffin but teh best to siilibrayte yur tawp spot.
mercie bukkits Booklion!
Hey, r u frends wif these lions in the pic? Maybee distant relatives?
*adds vanillas and cinimiminimoms to teh eggses for teh Fronsch toste*
Can haz wif creem cheez & jam inna middul ???
Ob kurse! What flavor jam?
Razberry,pleez….
Here, yu go, razberry jam, both wfi seedz en wifout.
and don’t forgets teh whippy creem!
**plunks a larj dollup on top**
I haz to go do sum werks nao, but it wuz nise hazing brakfuss wif yu….
*Passes teh real maple sirple to leeza-b*
Tey kums to bisit ebery nao en ten. Tey iz speshully
trayned to keep trolls ov all kindz away frum my haose.
Hmm… maybee they is wut ZF needs to patrol her driveway!
Oooh! Gud idea! Butz…..will tehy skarez mai liddle-type kittehs?
well they is in teh same familee… hoapfullee teh feline bond wud form and they wud be teh fast frendz!
Slowed down by work, unfortunately…
Amazing how much work invades our lives,isn’t it ?
Yeah. Rude, isn’t it?
Maeks it tayste better
lolcat ate my baby?
Is this the culprit?
http://www.tinyurl.com/6xc4d9
Eet ludat wai, kafleen
Chlorine. Pleh!
This kiddie pool strongly resembles the pool that Petunia and the fyretruck were hauling at my ward ZF’s street Caturdai night. Petunia, how are you, girl? Recovering yet? Look up there and see, I have found the malefactor who left you wrapped in green tendrils, with not a memory to your poor brain! *holds sugarlump for Petunia*
I iz OK, I gess. Fanks fer teh cyoob!
*NomNomNom*
Um… Ebil Maus has disapeered agin. He’s sneeky, taht wun…
*Smiles for the cameras* You’re welcome, my friend!
Ha-ha! Evil Maus (hu is prolly not so ebil,
bekuz hu ken beleeb whut a caretroll sez>)
haz eskaped yur ebil maki..machi..plot
to ruin teh ruputayshun of Maus.
Akshullly… wut do u has to say abowt the Ebil Maus, Maus #1?
I iz on the fense heer.
Don’t reelly wanna side wif caretrolls *shiver* but teh Ebil Maus seems verrie diabololickal…..
Ebil Maus iznt reely ebil. He’s just drawn taht way…
For sumwun hoo reely iznt ebil, he flings a meen pi…..
But leeza-b, teh caretroll TAWKS KYKE A LOLYER!
If tat izzn’t proof ov ebil, what iz?
Booklion, you malign my sainted father, not to mention my brother in law and my nephew, and especially *draws teeny tiny bow across teeny tiny violin, playing the slow movement from Vivaldis’ “Winter”* the man who helped me adopt my children! (Caretrolls cannot reproduce by normal means, you know.)
As I mentioned before, I am only a seeker after truth.
*LARGE WINK to take any sting out of words!!!!!
*
Hey Troll! What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
uh-oh. lolyer jokes. run!!
*from caretroll cave at bottom of ocean* If I don’t know the answer, that makes me neither a lawyer nor evil, right????
A gud start?
*DingDingDingDingDingDingDingDingDing*
Correct! And now for your prize!
*The Paw Pie Gun appears*
Ready… Aim…
*DingDingDingDingDingDingDingDingDing*
Correct! And now for your prize!
*The Paw Pie Gun appears*
Ready… Aim…
Maus!!!
**jumpz n batweenz leeza-b n da paw-pi-gun**
I sayvz ya!
*Maus plugs the end of the Paw Pie Gun with a beach ball*
*The gun fires, and the breech explodes*
*Ebil Maus is hit with elebenty pies*
Touche, my ebil twin!