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Isoceles Kitteh

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Isoceles Kitteh has acute nose

nawt dis kind of a cute.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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annipuss

All teh betta 2 sniff owt fud

lil'un

Ai gifs yu salamnutations fur getting a nawt sekkund annipuss.

Yays fur yu.

annipuss

Thx lil’un, joyn mee fur drinkses an danses?

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hai annipuss! An memee happee felicitashuns fur teh gud NS!!

Butt, alas, ai cannawt stay an silly brate wif you. Ai’m just finishing up paking - and i 2 hours will leaf fur the aeroport!

Just wanted to say - ai will miss ebreewun. Hope yoo awl hav a luvlee week - an much fun! An ai will be bak sumeitme awn Fried Egg afternoon! if awl goes well!1 ;)

tidmum

Hab a wunnerful tyme Janet :grin:
We will miss yoo * Waves hankcheef at Janet*

annipuss

Thx fur felis. feelix.. kynd thorts!
Happi Landins, Janet. hoep u enjoi yur brake! \o/ \o/

 
 
gibbocat

c u fryd egg!!
haz teh gud trypp!!
{{jannit}}

 
leeza-b

*wayves to Janet*
Hope u is going sumplace fun! We’ll miss u too!

goatherd

ai hopes teh opera iz as gud as mai yodelin!!!

 
 
 
 
 
lil'un

That am nearly not gud tu sai.

kittydragon

Ah, but it is so fun to say.

 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

yah, an i likez it so muches i fink i’m gonna making dish wun my screamsaver/wallpaper on teh compewter.

 
 
kittehattendant

Purrrhaps kitteh can halp me wif the gee-aw-mehtrees?

 
shaungrl

nomnomnoms go in adn nebber heared from aginz.

 
 
steroid

Kitteh haz gud reflex, right? (<-More anglez)

 
mugglemary

kitteh hab cawts a dinosawer?

poohbear3931

Yay! Ai thinkz luks liek coddeh fisheh ~ but mebbe iz ownly floofy duveh turneded ober? Ai hazing tehm 50 plus eies 2, MM! Confoosin mai brane, reeding teh wurdz inkor…incorr.. wrong 2 sumtimez. Kan bee berry berry funneh!

 
 
tidmum

Is off on a tangent……Oh luk! a piece ob stwing……

annipuss

Mornin, tidmum, how u 2 dai? Ai akshoolee manajd 2 do teh shoppin b4 swichin on teh compootr tihs mornin. Mai will powah, let mee sho u it!

tidmum

Mornin annipuss :grin:
I is feeline a bit tired, but I has putted away awl teh cleen washin tahts been sat awn teh landin fer a week!!! Mah ICHC addiction-let me show yoo mah messy howse :lol:
I needs to go shoppin in a bit, I is procrastinatin as yooshul tho!!!

 
upfi

Yay 2 ur will powah, annipuss! Conga rats 2 awn ur nawt sekkund! And can you pleaz pass awn sum of ur will powah 2 tidmum and me? Kthxbai!
:lol:

annipuss

Sowwy, Ai yoozd up awl teh will powah dis mornin - Ai yooshulee wate 2 trie 2 get teh nawt sekond on teh lol taht pops up at 11am (ai loyterz wiv intent!) - den Ai haz 2 c iffn ennee wun els iz plaiin. Den Ai finks a cup uv cawfee wud bee gud…. den Ai finks iffn Ai don goe owt, Ai don eet an Ai luv eetin!:lol:

poohbear3931

Sabe sum will powah fur uz tomozzle pls, annipuss. Den Ai haz a happee! Kthxbai.

 
sparkysmom

ak-2-al-ee (whispers) I getz mi growsirees delibered 2 mi howz

 
 
 
 
 
Harry

Kitteh is triangulating on the nearest source of gushifuds!

 
mugglemary

oh deers
i read harrys comment as
“kitteh is strangulating…”
my over-fifty aies, let me shows u tehm!

Harry

Well, when yu nom tu fast, sumtimes yu strangulate too! Yushually followed by horking and a big mess to cleen up. Not as easy tu cleen hork as it is splort!

 
 
Wittlekitteh

Maybe dis is teh sine from teh Ceiling Cat? Or a co-sine?

Been too long from teh geometrie….

 
Greycat

Isn’t dat triangle EquilCATeral? Sorry, iz nawt fluent in Lolspeak yet. I iz a newbee here.

 
two_kittehs

I agreez is equicateral kitteh not isosceles.
can we has volunteerz to measure the angles on kitteh nose?

Uz is doing purty well wid dah lolspeak. Welcome to ICHC
I hope Uz has lotsa fun wid deh kittehs and the cheezpeeps!

elfinugget

awl ekwicateral try-angulz is “isosceles”…. U see, “Isosceles” jus meen 2 sieds saem length…… equicateral try-angulz haz awl 3 saidz saem lingf, so derfoar, is isosceles.

*grin*

Ohai, I been werkin’ on florez, gots to do much geometry akshulie. Has been bisektin’ teh angulz an evryfing. :D

–Elfi

two_kittehs

Uz is rite ofcourse!
equicateral ar just a speshul case of the isosceles triangle
Gud work elfi!

 
 
 
goatherd

nooooooobies always welcumz!!! an der iz no rite er rong in lolspeak…. ebbrywun haz der own wai! jus hab fun an plai nice wit udders, you’ll pik up teh rest along teh way….. an der is a lolspeak wiki linkie at teh top ob teh page, will splain sum ob teh obskure refrinces yew hears frum time tew time!!

 
cweenmj

Welkum 2 cheezland Greycat!! Wii b hoping u r habbing deh funz heer. Deh onlyest rule b 2 playing nise. Deh lolspeek is opshunall. Dis b a berry majikkle plais, wear ennyfing ken happen. Kum wif mii 2 deh Tybooteek adn wii will getting u a welkuming pressint. Oh, luk heer iz a 50z bavving cap 4 u. It b green wif deh starfishez on it. It will hep protecting u frum deh splortagez.
.
*Handz Greycat a chokklit martoonee. Klinkee glasses.*
Cheez!!

 
 
rhsb

CALIKO!!!!!!!!

WANT!!!!!

uniquekitty

mii two!!
calikos r teh bestest!
(IRL wun is awn mai lap rite naow)

rhsb

Ur sew luckee.

Gib hur a big snorgle 4 mi.

uniquekitty

ai gibbed her snorgles and kisses frum u
she sends back hedbonks and meny purrs for rhsb

 
 
 
 
D.R.

Dat noze look ekwilaterul to me. ;)

LOLDemon

Is prawbublee reelee a skayleen kitteh. I dowt ehnee sied uv traiyangul b egzakt saem saiz ez ehnee uddur.

 
 
Scott Hungarter

an dats a TRIPLE entendre!!!! how perfect!

fiendishrabbit

Lulz. Nawt notish tird meanung til u say.

nose is kyoote
nose smells gud
nose iz pointee.

some kitteh too smart fur awn guud.

 
 
poohbear3931

Ai haz a sad cos eberybuddy iz making kyoot & witteh commentz an Ai kannut tihnk ob enny. Bare wid berry small brane… Aslo haz lorst mah abitar…

poohbear3931

Yay! Abitar Gizmo kitteh is bak! Woop woop! Nao haz a happee!

 
cheshirekittehkat

Donut bees sadd; weez awl ar funnee iyn owr oawn wai;

Ai’m nawt soe guud at puns adn kwik reespohnsis;

Ai hasta fink a liddel bit bowt wut Ai am goeiyng tuu ritez;

soe Ai ar beddure at storee teylliyng; :lol:

poohbear3931

Fanks, CKK. Dat iz mos encouraginment!

 
 
 
LOLDemon

“O hai. Wut kaind uv kitteh iz u?”

“Ai sawsuhleez.”

“Beg pardun?”

“Ai sawsuhleez.”

“Wut?”

“I haz traiyangul awn noez. Traiyangul haz tu saidz an tu angulz dat r teh saym.”

“O, I c nao.”

“Deyr r tu uddur kaindz uv traiyangul kittehz: eeekwildurul an skayleen.”

“Veree inturestin. ‘Aisawsuhleez’ iz pritee hard tu spel in lolcat.”

“Tel meh abowt it.”