Isoceles Kitteh

Isoceles Kitteh has acute nose
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Isoceles Kitteh has acute nose
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: triffid_farmer
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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All teh betta 2 sniff owt fud
Ai gifs yu salamnutations fur getting a nawt sekkund annipuss.
Yays fur yu.
Thx lil’un, joyn mee fur drinkses an danses?
Hai annipuss! An memee happee felicitashuns fur teh gud NS!!
Butt, alas, ai cannawt stay an silly brate wif you. Ai’m just finishing up paking - and i 2 hours will leaf fur the aeroport!
Just wanted to say - ai will miss ebreewun. Hope yoo awl hav a luvlee week - an much fun! An ai will be bak sumeitme awn Fried Egg afternoon! if awl goes well!1
Hab a wunnerful tyme Janet
We will miss yoo * Waves hankcheef at Janet*
Thx fur felis. feelix.. kynd thorts!
Happi Landins, Janet. hoep u enjoi yur brake! \o/ \o/
c u fryd egg!!
haz teh gud trypp!!
{{jannit}}
*wayves to Janet*
Hope u is going sumplace fun! We’ll miss u too!
ai hopes teh opera iz as gud as mai yodelin!!!
Kitteh deffinitlee not obtuse!
Geometry… it has a flavur?
Tastes like Pi….
Delta Kitteh knows the difference
Fizzics reference FYW!!!!
Ω ai god!
woot woot
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1357482
Ware haz Orry gon? Hee’z takin Okla home!
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cheezy pi
i akshully knua kalli namde Delta
lokkd lyk dis sept shmallr blk trimark
may i skratch him on the angle abc?
mus bee akyoot!
Pythagorean Pussy’s unite!
That am nearly not gud tu sai.
Ah, but it is so fun to say.
wurst. pun. ever.
yah, an i likez it so muches i fink i’m gonna making dish wun my screamsaver/wallpaper on teh compewter.
Purrrhaps kitteh can halp me wif the gee-aw-mehtrees?
Purrmuda Triangle.
nomnomnoms go in adn nebber heared from aginz.
Kitteh haz gud reflex, right? (<-More anglez)
kitteh hab cawts a dinosawer?
Yay! Ai thinkz luks liek coddeh fisheh ~ but mebbe iz ownly floofy duveh turneded ober? Ai hazing tehm 50 plus eies 2, MM! Confoosin mai brane, reeding teh wurdz inkor…incorr.. wrong 2 sumtimez. Kan bee berry berry funneh!
Is off on a tangent……Oh luk! a piece ob stwing……
Mornin, tidmum, how u 2 dai? Ai akshoolee manajd 2 do teh shoppin b4 swichin on teh compootr tihs mornin. Mai will powah, let mee sho u it!
Mornin annipuss

I is feeline a bit tired, but I has putted away awl teh cleen washin tahts been sat awn teh landin fer a week!!! Mah ICHC addiction-let me show yoo mah messy howse
I needs to go shoppin in a bit, I is procrastinatin as yooshul tho!!!
Yay 2 ur will powah, annipuss! Conga rats 2 awn ur nawt sekkund! And can you pleaz pass awn sum of ur will powah 2 tidmum and me? Kthxbai!
Sowwy, Ai yoozd up awl teh will powah dis mornin - Ai yooshulee wate 2 trie 2 get teh nawt sekond on teh lol taht pops up at 11am (ai loyterz wiv intent!) - den Ai haz 2 c iffn ennee wun els iz plaiin. Den Ai finks a cup uv cawfee wud bee gud…. den Ai finks iffn Ai don goe owt, Ai don eet an Ai luv eetin!:lol:
Sabe sum will powah fur uz tomozzle pls, annipuss. Den Ai haz a happee! Kthxbai.
ak-2-al-ee (whispers) I getz mi growsirees delibered 2 mi howz
Kitteh is triangulating on the nearest source of gushifuds!
oh deers
i read harrys comment as
“kitteh is strangulating…”
my over-fifty aies, let me shows u tehm!
Well, when yu nom tu fast, sumtimes yu strangulate too! Yushually followed by horking and a big mess to cleen up. Not as easy tu cleen hork as it is splort!
Maybe dis is teh sine from teh Ceiling Cat? Or a co-sine?
Been too long from teh geometrie….
Isn’t dat triangle EquilCATeral? Sorry, iz nawt fluent in Lolspeak yet. I iz a newbee here.
*snortle*
I agreez is equicateral kitteh not isosceles.
can we has volunteerz to measure the angles on kitteh nose?
Uz is doing purty well wid dah lolspeak. Welcome to ICHC
I hope Uz has lotsa fun wid deh kittehs and the cheezpeeps!
awl ekwicateral try-angulz is “isosceles”…. U see, “Isosceles” jus meen 2 sieds saem length…… equicateral try-angulz haz awl 3 saidz saem lingf, so derfoar, is isosceles.
*grin*
Ohai, I been werkin’ on florez, gots to do much geometry akshulie. Has been bisektin’ teh angulz an evryfing.
–Elfi
Uz is rite ofcourse!
equicateral ar just a speshul case of the isosceles triangle
Gud work elfi!
nooooooobies always welcumz!!! an der iz no rite er rong in lolspeak…. ebbrywun haz der own wai! jus hab fun an plai nice wit udders, you’ll pik up teh rest along teh way….. an der is a lolspeak wiki linkie at teh top ob teh page, will splain sum ob teh obskure refrinces yew hears frum time tew time!!
Welkum 2 cheezland Greycat!! Wii b hoping u r habbing deh funz heer. Deh onlyest rule b 2 playing nise. Deh lolspeek is opshunall. Dis b a berry majikkle plais, wear ennyfing ken happen. Kum wif mii 2 deh Tybooteek adn wii will getting u a welkuming pressint. Oh, luk heer iz a 50z bavving cap 4 u. It b green wif deh starfishez on it. It will hep protecting u frum deh splortagez.
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*Handz Greycat a chokklit martoonee. Klinkee glasses.*
Cheez!!
CALIKO!!!!!!!!
WANT!!!!!
mii two!!
calikos r teh bestest!
(IRL wun is awn mai lap rite naow)
Ur sew luckee.
Gib hur a big snorgle 4 mi.
ai gibbed her snorgles and kisses frum u
she sends back hedbonks and meny purrs for rhsb
Dat noze look ekwilaterul to me.
Is prawbublee reelee a skayleen kitteh. I dowt ehnee sied uv traiyangul b egzakt saem saiz ez ehnee uddur.
an dats a TRIPLE entendre!!!! how perfect!
Lulz. Nawt notish tird meanung til u say.
nose is kyoote
nose smells gud
nose iz pointee.
some kitteh too smart fur awn guud.
Ai haz a sad cos eberybuddy iz making kyoot & witteh commentz an Ai kannut tihnk ob enny. Bare wid berry small brane… Aslo haz lorst mah abitar…
Yay! Abitar Gizmo kitteh is bak! Woop woop! Nao haz a happee!
Donut bees sadd; weez awl ar funnee iyn owr oawn wai;
Ai’m nawt soe guud at puns adn kwik reespohnsis;
Ai hasta fink a liddel bit bowt wut Ai am goeiyng tuu ritez;
soe Ai ar beddure at storee teylliyng;
Fanks, CKK. Dat iz mos encouraginment!
“O hai. Wut kaind uv kitteh iz u?”
“Ai sawsuhleez.”
“Beg pardun?”
“Ai sawsuhleez.”
“Wut?”
“I haz traiyangul awn noez. Traiyangul haz tu saidz an tu angulz dat r teh saym.”
“O, I c nao.”
“Deyr r tu uddur kaindz uv traiyangul kittehz: eeekwildurul an skayleen.”
“Veree inturestin. ‘Aisawsuhleez’ iz pritee hard tu spel in lolcat.”
“Tel meh abowt it.”