Determination.
Determination.
r u goin 2 use da candygram line 2 git in?
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Ai’ll get you
N ur liddul goggee Toto 2…
know dawghaus here—yU shure yU gotz teh rite brick rhode?
Kulur-blynd kitteh sez, “It lukz yelloe 2 me…”
Kulur-blynd kitteh pours custard into birdhaus. “Iz it yello yet?”
ebbry dye-it kneedz a liddle wigglol rume!
Hee ken dew it!
Kitteh mus hab suxtion kups on hiz feetz.
Himz jess gotted owtta Lolcatraz frum da preeveeyus fred…
Lol-cat-raz : a kitteh blowing a raspberry when escaping from the inescapable.
Thpthpthpthpthpthp…
Iz janetik injinearing. Kitteh hab genez ub hausfly.
Labrotorry Kitteh
has splycyst geenz.
Don’ bi silly. Kittehs don’t ware jeans. Teh legs wuud bi too long.
himz ar spider cat
Spyder Cat, Spyder Cat,
Frinlee nayborhud Spyder Cat,
Cheezburgerz, enny syz,
Himz haz nommed b4 ur ayz.
Luk owt!
Heer kumz da Spyder Cat
LOLz!!
.
R himz strawng? lissin bud,
lawng as himz haz gushifud!
kan himz klym up a wallz?
yeppers! an himz nebber fallz!
O hai!
heer kumz teh spyder kat!
…
N da cheel uv nyt
Himz noeware kin u fynd,
But win da fud kumz owt
Himz uhraivz jess n tym.
Conga ratz awn ur nawt-sekkund, annipuss! Watcha gunna haz?
Nearly bedtime heer, so hot choklit an a biskit plsthx.
Awlrytee, den…
**pores fraish steemin hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem**
**hanz 2 annipuss**
**owpinz tin uv chokklit hobnobz n spredz awn playt**
Heer u goez…
Cheez!
Nomnomnom slurrp slurrp slurrp. Thx Aahz
Ur berree berree wellkum
Havz uh gud nytee nyt
Concatumalayshunz AGIN annipuss!
Thx, Ai’ll hav 2 stop loiterin wiv intent!
Oh, Hai! Ennybuddee home?
Ohai, just wating fur yu tu drop bai.
O hai cween!
Hai moira!! I just b wandering inz adn outz 2 day. Kinda like a kitteh-cat!
mmmm burds!
nootrishus and delishus
*coffz up a bunch ov blak fedderz*
N kumz wif bilt-in toofpix
Ah knos dere’s burd in dat bocks!
i can has bockst lunch?
Iz mah Happy-meel!
Teh wayting iz teh hardist part.
But awlwaiz wurf it arownd heer. Wate lawng enuf nd we mite getz sparo piez. Wut duz wun drink wif dat? nd a danz fur anniepuss?
Thx, gwgs, Aiz 2 stiff fur dansin 2dai! Ai musta bin sleepin inna feeld wid teh gayt open!
Aw, I b hopin u feel less stiffnezz soon anni!
Thx, Ai’ll hafter maek shur teh gayte iz shut 2niyte!!!
Ai sendz yew a naice botil of nooziland shardonneh to go wib yor sparo piez gma. Hopes yew liek.
Oh, fankz Kim. ai dint hab nz shardunay b4, just calfur kneez kined. Finkso we hab muxh da saim kined ub wine growing claimut. Fink annie goze tu bed tu sune fur da sparo pi. maibe she leikz fur brekkee? ai nebbur hurd dat”slepe ina feeld wif gate open” b4
Dat’s wun uv mai daddipuss’s funnee saiins.
Ai fink Ai’ll pass on teh sparo pi, thx!
Naow I muss goe 2 bed -it’z 11.30 pm heer in Lunnon, You Kay.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite.
Puzzlin, tis. (yoda speek)
It’s lyk a cros btween “leave a door open
adn a fly cumz n” adn “It’s tew late tu
cloz teh barn door aftur teh horse iz owt”
sorta…kinda… or lyk teh princez n teh p,
didint sleep gud wif rox n teh field?
ai bin thinkin about tihs tew lonng.
Hee ment dat der wuz a draft bcoz teh gate wuz open!
ya sleep inna field wit gate open, ya get trampled by livestock returning for the night. ya?
Tex, ai hav tu agree wif taht, cowz don
care wher tehy step… horsehs wil tri tu
go around u.
horses can carry a grudge, example
*stomp* did I getya? *stompes harder* *hooman screams* yep, mai job is dun here, wait, lemme lean on ya while ahm at it.
u mus b cowhandan tu?
adn teh “o, did i get tew
clost tu taht tree wif ur leg?”
trik. adn teh ” ai thot u
wantid tu geaux under
teh closeline..” trik
ponies r teh meeneez,
n my xpeereins.
nah, belleib or not, I had to go to Ohio to learn how to ride a horse (worked inna show that required it). however, did work in a quarter-horse stable as a teenager.
ooo, aim a green 7 dedly.
mai granma got all her
granchillinz a poni. teh
meenis poni eber bilt.
ai ges we had a han n
makin him taht way,
so seldom seen.
what kinda show?
outdoor trauma, we hadda learn bareback (to ride(thehorses!)), only one scene used saddles. it was great fun (still miss it) as well as an intense learning experience.
Bear-bakc…awl Ayez noa iz taht Ladii Godiva mite nawt ob bin waring a stich, butz furr shure teh horz wuz…ken nawt hab bof oarelz teh horspital whil bii kneaded.
HORSpital?
no doubt. One lesson it only took me once to learn…never wear boxers.
blanketty-blank, boney arsed varmintz… house enny fing dat rownd ken hab noe protektib lare ub blubbur ware u kneadz itz…. Shii prolly hadz teh bitz adn rainz 2… adn dey maek it sownd liek such ah beeg deel… bah…
Wuz taht a
“Health Class”
film.. dewz
adn donts?
ps. smammie u
r so rite.
N datz nawt kowntin da wunz wat arnt borkd 2 saddlz yit. I gotted da doobeeyuss *ahem* “privvy-lej” uv rydin uh filly hoo — azzit ternz owt — wuz ownlee “green-borkd”.
…
Noe moar green-borkd horseez 4 me kthxbai
so, yur sayin taht chayn
WHISPURRD tu taht
horseh, a bit.
Akshullee, I fink it spoak purdee lowdlee…
gess dat maikz sens. ai’m a townee.
Ai werked on a cheezburgernotdoneyet pharm and teh kittehs wud cum to teh shed to ‘halp’ wib teh efening milking. Tehy wud lik all teh spild milk nd tehn ly in teh middul ob teh CNDY’s trak. Teh CNDYs wud has to wark arownd teh kittehs.
lil kittehs tu wark arownd
lyk taht. so saweet. kittehs
had thoz CNDY’s twained
verreh well.
Twoz phunny to see teh CNDYs maykink a big detore tew go round teh teeny ikkle kittehs. Teh kittehs cud not move n e weigh cos tehir tumtums haz tew mutch milks insyde.
what a lyf. “farm livin iz
teh lyf fur me, lan spreadin
owt so fur adn wyd”…