Determination.
Determination.
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Ai’ll get you
N ur liddul goggee Toto 2…
know dawghaus here—yU shure yU gotz teh rite brick rhode?
Kulur-blynd kitteh sez, “It lukz yelloe 2 me…”
Kulur-blynd kitteh pours custard into birdhaus. “Iz it yello yet?”
ebbry dye-it kneedz a liddle wigglol rume!
Hee ken dew it!
Kitteh mus hab suxtion kups on hiz feetz.
Himz jess gotted owtta Lolcatraz frum da preeveeyus fred…
Lol-cat-raz : a kitteh blowing a raspberry when escaping from the inescapable.
Thpthpthpthpthpthp…
Iz janetik injinearing. Kitteh hab genez ub hausfly.
Labrotorry Kitteh
has splycyst geenz.
Don’ bi silly. Kittehs don’t ware jeans. Teh legs wuud bi too long.
himz ar spider cat
Spyder Cat, Spyder Cat,
Frinlee nayborhud Spyder Cat,
Cheezburgerz, enny syz,
Himz haz nommed b4 ur ayz.
Luk owt!
Heer kumz da Spyder Cat
LOLz!!
.
R himz strawng? lissin bud,
lawng as himz haz gushifud!
kan himz klym up a wallz?
yeppers! an himz nebber fallz!
O hai!
heer kumz teh spyder kat!
…
N da cheel uv nyt
Himz noeware kin u fynd,
But win da fud kumz owt
Himz uhraivz jess n tym.
Conga ratz awn ur nawt-sekkund, annipuss! Watcha gunna haz?
Nearly bedtime heer, so hot choklit an a biskit plsthx.
Awlrytee, den…
**pores fraish steemin hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem**
**hanz 2 annipuss**
**owpinz tin uv chokklit hobnobz n spredz awn playt**
Heer u goez…
Cheez!
Nomnomnom slurrp slurrp slurrp. Thx Aahz
Ur berree berree wellkum
Havz uh gud nytee nyt
Concatumalayshunz AGIN annipuss!
Thx, Ai’ll hav 2 stop loiterin wiv intent!
Oh, Hai! Ennybuddee home?
Ohai, just wating fur yu tu drop bai.
O hai cween!
Hai moira!! I just b wandering inz adn outz 2 day. Kinda like a kitteh-cat!
mmmm burds!
nootrishus and delishus
*coffz up a bunch ov blak fedderz*
N kumz wif bilt-in toofpix
Ah knos dere’s burd in dat bocks!
i can has bockst lunch?
Iz mah Happy-meel!
Teh wayting iz teh hardist part.
But awlwaiz wurf it arownd heer. Wate lawng enuf nd we mite getz sparo piez. Wut duz wun drink wif dat? nd a danz fur anniepuss?
Thx, gwgs, Aiz 2 stiff fur dansin 2dai! Ai musta bin sleepin inna feeld wid teh gayt open!
Aw, I b hopin u feel less stiffnezz soon anni!
Thx, Ai’ll hafter maek shur teh gayte iz shut 2niyte!!!
Ai sendz yew a naice botil of nooziland shardonneh to go wib yor sparo piez gma. Hopes yew liek.
Oh, fankz Kim. ai dint hab nz shardunay b4, just calfur kneez kined. Finkso we hab muxh da saim kined ub wine growing claimut. Fink annie goze tu bed tu sune fur da sparo pi. maibe she leikz fur brekkee? ai nebbur hurd dat”slepe ina feeld wif gate open” b4
Dat’s wun uv mai daddipuss’s funnee saiins.
Ai fink Ai’ll pass on teh sparo pi, thx!
Naow I muss goe 2 bed -it’z 11.30 pm heer in Lunnon, You Kay.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite.
Puzzlin, tis. (yoda speek)
It’s lyk a cros btween “leave a door open
adn a fly cumz n” adn “It’s tew late tu
cloz teh barn door aftur teh horse iz owt”
sorta…kinda… or lyk teh princez n teh p,
didint sleep gud wif rox n teh field?
ai bin thinkin about tihs tew lonng.
Hee ment dat der wuz a draft bcoz teh gate wuz open!
ya sleep inna field wit gate open, ya get trampled by livestock returning for the night. ya?
Tex, ai hav tu agree wif taht, cowz don
care wher tehy step… horsehs wil tri tu
go around u.
horses can carry a grudge, example
*stomp* did I getya? *stompes harder* *hooman screams* yep, mai job is dun here, wait, lemme lean on ya while ahm at it.
u mus b cowhandan tu?
adn teh “o, did i get tew
clost tu taht tree wif ur leg?”
trik. adn teh ” ai thot u
wantid tu geaux under
teh closeline..” trik
ponies r teh meeneez,
n my xpeereins.
nah, belleib or not, I had to go to Ohio to learn how to ride a horse (worked inna show that required it). however, did work in a quarter-horse stable as a teenager.
ooo, aim a green 7 dedly.
mai granma got all her
granchillinz a poni. teh
meenis poni eber bilt.
ai ges we had a han n
makin him taht way,
so seldom seen.
what kinda show?
outdoor trauma, we hadda learn bareback (to ride(thehorses!)), only one scene used saddles. it was great fun (still miss it) as well as an intense learning experience.
Bear-bakc…awl Ayez noa iz taht Ladii Godiva mite nawt ob bin waring a stich, butz furr shure teh horz wuz…ken nawt hab bof oarelz teh horspital whil bii kneaded.
HORSpital?
no doubt. One lesson it only took me once to learn…never wear boxers.
blanketty-blank, boney arsed varmintz… house enny fing dat rownd ken hab noe protektib lare ub blubbur ware u kneadz itz…. Shii prolly hadz teh bitz adn rainz 2… adn dey maek it sownd liek such ah beeg deel… bah…
Wuz taht a
“Health Class”
film.. dewz
adn donts?
ps. smammie u
r so rite.
N datz nawt kowntin da wunz wat arnt borkd 2 saddlz yit. I gotted da doobeeyuss *ahem* “privvy-lej” uv rydin uh filly hoo — azzit ternz owt — wuz ownlee “green-borkd”.
…
Noe moar green-borkd horseez 4 me kthxbai
so, yur sayin taht chayn
WHISPURRD tu taht
horseh, a bit.
Akshullee, I fink it spoak purdee lowdlee…
gess dat maikz sens. ai’m a townee.
Ai werked on a cheezburgernotdoneyet pharm and teh kittehs wud cum to teh shed to ‘halp’ wib teh efening milking. Tehy wud lik all teh spild milk nd tehn ly in teh middul ob teh CNDY’s trak. Teh CNDYs wud has to wark arownd teh kittehs.
lil kittehs tu wark arownd
lyk taht. so saweet. kittehs
had thoz CNDY’s twained
verreh well.
Twoz phunny to see teh CNDYs maykink a big detore tew go round teh teeny ikkle kittehs. Teh kittehs cud not move n e weigh cos tehir tumtums haz tew mutch milks insyde.
what a lyf. “farm livin iz
teh lyf fur me, lan spreadin
owt so fur adn wyd”…
“Tayk Manhattin n gimmee da kuntreesyd”
Tom Petty!
Lernin tu fly? tihs kitteh?
Kitteh is tryink to get Refoogee status at Embassie of Birdieland
ware yU finded yer awesum avatar, tessm?
Wow, a birdhaus wid atachd cat, hau doo i ged wun?
“soled sepretlee”
[battriez knot inclueded,
voyd wear prohibbdt,
do KNOT trai this at hoam!]
Kwanniteez limutid,
Nawt uhvaylubble n awl staytz,
Razultz mai verree
Sum assimbly mai be rekwired
Awfur abaylabl oanly in teh 48 kontigyuus stayts, sry
Warrenty valid oanly fur 19 yeerz awr 9 livez
Not harmfull tu animanimalz… o sry, skratch dat wun, plzkthx
Donut fold, bind, spendal, stay pull or mewtilait.
vile-aters WILL B purrferated!
2 teh full xtent ob teh lawlol…
Vile-aterz WILL b shot…
Sir-biburz will b prawsikyootid…
zen, ze sir-biburz vill be shod agen, eff nezzezzazari.
Ai bet tweety haz fun wif taht puddy tat!
Oooo, dat bad owl puddy tat! Himz up 2 noe gud naow…
…
Hmm… Tweety tawkz n Lolspeek 2!
so funnily troo!
ai haytid it win granny wud pound himz
wif taht broom!
yeah, but he kept goin’ back inher wai. meethinks he liked it. twisted kitteh
♪♪♪
Aym uh tweet widdul burd n uh dildid tayj,
Tweetyz mai naym but I doan noe mai ayj.
I doan haftu wurwee n dat iz dat.
Aym tayf n heer frum dat owld puddy tat!
♪♪♪
Ai tawt ai taw a puddy tat.
Avon calling. Kandy Gram, Pizza guy,………er……….um(oooh, dots), batman.
O hai dan!
howdy, mai response gonna be sporadic today. Gotta show in.
Lan Shark…
Lan Snark!
Anticipashun…iz maeking me wate.
and salivate.
Iz keapin me way…ay…ay…ay…ayaytin…
Kitteh can onwee climb teh wall before he gits hims klaws klipped.
Kitteh iz meerly adj00sting teh picshure!
hoo kneads ‘possabull thumbz win yU gotz poyntee endz!!!
Juss lewkin aht dis mayks mai clawz hurts….. doan layke teh feelines of breaks awn mai clawz a tawl…. n nawt shoor hoo 2 cheerio 4, teh kitteh oar teh burdee… Ai lurves em boat..
Kitteh jus out for a lark.
Aye tawt it wuz ah swallow…
oar iz hii robin teh plais?
Berree punny!
…
I gess itz ur TERN …
don encourage her, she’ll be puffin up.
hedesk…ouch
(hoepin hymz gull-ibul)
Noe, himz jess uh LOON
teh DODO maibee high as a KITE?
wuz dat a SNIPE atz mii?
*finches* nope
OSPREY U wiff led youngin, iffin u iz…
Dat wood b uh CARDINAL sin…
Dat wuddin bii 2 SWIFT, wuddit?
I QUAIL at being SKUA’d by the feersom one ob meeny teefes.
Mebbe … but ifn ur strawng u woan BUDGIE
Okay guise, Aym laffin tu hart tu fink ob enny moar byrdz,…. noe weight, Aisle juss sit ina korner adn GRACKLE tu maiselb…
are you MOCKING the party line? I doan wanna be KILDEE.
hab a COCKCATIEL and wait, sumeting’ll come to ya.
I laffin purdee hard 2, smammie! But I kin fink uv moar birdz if I tayk MYNA tym…
TOUCAN plai dis gaem?
Doan goe 2 fast ORIOLE nebber fink uv enny…
Aisle fink dat wun PLOVER, okai?
it jus sticks in MACAW dat ahm drawing the BOOBIE prize here.
Itz truly bin phun, housesumebber, dis old COOT haz gotta git sum sleap…adn Aisle lieb U wif dis rememberrii..teh buzzard lukkin atz teh mailbaux inda cartune, adn saying “Blue Jay….I can’t say Woodpecker.”" Nite noa, and thanks for a great game of “Who’s got the Pun?”
later, sleep well.
Nytee nyt smammie — itz bin uh lawt uv pun … er, fun … I hazznt laffted dat much inna lawg tym! U n stagehanddan r uh PARROT-erribl punsterz!!
*bows*
Teh crowd cackles
adn flaps wildly!
butz iz hii ah RAVEN LOON?
win wii B heron frum yU agin?
Ayl c u WREN we b finisht heer…
onli iffin Aye ken gitz owtta dis FALCON mess Aym in….
Smammie!! FTW!!
…
I gess I’ll jess DUCK awn owtta heer naow…
dis haz bin a beri PHEASANT fred, adn Aye lieb wif EGRETZ….
Waol, doan GROUSE bowt it…
Aye juss SWAN ah gitz owtta hear…pleaz
GEESE … jess win I thot we wuz havvin lawtza fun…
I iz OWL-in wif lafftur aftur dat wun!
O rlly?
Den da kittehz gunna HAWK onna karpit…
@@@@@@ yahooo tu U!
Fanky, mai liddul CHICKADEE
tee, hee, hee,
dees jokez R 4 teh byrdz!!!
don be RAVEN abowt tehm, now.
Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!
Oh man, dis wud be gwate motivater
Ibis youbis gowen ta leaf thibis plabis n saybis nibity nibit? Fat Albert ref…
X
Haybu haybu haybu
okai, taht wuz a turkee…. aiz grass pin at strawz….
Turkey in deh straw!! ♫♪
.
♫♪
Turkey in the straw, turkey in the hay,
Roll ‘em up and twist ‘em up a high tuckahaw
And twist ‘em up a tune called Turkey in the Straw.
♫♪
ya sevved mai face wif taht won, mai dove… er mai tail fethurs…thot Aid juss stend awn the comerant hang mai hed lyke a fule…
No need fer dat!! Haz a chokklit martoonee.
*Handz lunakitteh a chilled glass.*
*klinkee glasses.*
Cheez!
Au felld asleeps befoar ai cud drink mai chokklit martonne..buht tahk joo…sew mush… d’joo tihnk es still gud? Mebbe fur brekfuss? ::Juss adds a bitta aic… ::hmmm… yumz… Cheez 2 joo, too! Meowrnin..
Spider Cat, Spider Cat….
Hai yoko! duz u b deh gnuBee? Welkum 2 deh wundermus Cheezland! wii hopes dat u b habbing deh funz heer. Teh onlyest rule is 2 b playing nise.
*Pullz a CHRG owt uv deh pokkit and handingz it 2 yoko.*
Dis will b protekkting ur braynez frum deh splorts. Haz a chokklit martoonee, 2.
*Handz yoko a chilled glass. klinkee glasses.*
Cheez!
Kitteh is a burd brane. Do nawt trai dis at homez!!1!1
‘… able to leap tall buildings in a singlol bound..’ fail!
Burdeez fluew teh koop az sune az tehms seed kitteh cum roun teh kourner;
Tehms beez gawn a laung tiem naow, syttyng inna neer-bye tree-braynch;
Wel, tehms wil sittez tehre adn wautch kitteh tryeing tuu geyt inna burdhowse; wen her geyts tyred adn goez hoem, tehms wil fliez bak tuu tiehr howse adn goe tu sleap……..
Er, is it too late to say “hang in there”?