Make Lolcats and Funny Pictures. Share them with Your Friends, Family and The World!

More Lolz: Lolcats Loldogs Lol Celebs Funny Look-Alikes Lol News & Politics Fun With Charts Fail Pix & Vids Engrish Lolspeak Wiki

 

« Previous escape from | Yes I tried unplugging it Next »


Determination.

Incorrect credit or offensive?

Add this to your blog:
(Copy & paste code)

157 Comments »

Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

kitkay

know dawghaus here—yU shure yU gotz teh rite brick rhode?

Aahz

Kulur-blynd kitteh sez, “It lukz yelloe 2 me…”

jd

Kulur-blynd kitteh pours custard into birdhaus. “Iz it yello yet?”

yippee!!!

ebbry dye-it kneedz a liddle wigglol rume!

 
 
 
 
 
 
old lurker

Kitteh mus hab suxtion kups on hiz feetz.

Aahz

Himz jess gotted owtta Lolcatraz frum da preeveeyus fred… :-)

jd

Lol-cat-raz : a kitteh blowing a raspberry when escaping from the inescapable.

 
 
 
gmawairzgreneshuz

Iz janetik injinearing. Kitteh hab genez ub hausfly.

kitkay

Labrotorry Kitteh
has splycyst geenz.

jd

Don’ bi silly. Kittehs don’t ware jeans. Teh legs wuud bi too long.

 
 
 
two_kittehs

himz ar spider cat

Aahz

Spyder Cat, Spyder Cat,
Frinlee nayborhud Spyder Cat,
Cheezburgerz, enny syz,
Himz haz nommed b4 ur ayz.
Luk owt!
Heer kumz da Spyder Cat

moe

LOLz!!
.
R himz strawng? lissin bud,
lawng as himz haz gushifud!
kan himz klym up a wallz?
yeppers! an himz nebber fallz!
O hai!
heer kumz teh spyder kat!

Aahz

:lol: :lol:

N da cheel uv nyt
Himz noeware kin u fynd,
But win da fud kumz owt
Himz uhraivz jess n tym.

 
 
 
 
 
Aahz

Conga ratz awn ur nawt-sekkund, annipuss! Watcha gunna haz?

annipuss

Nearly bedtime heer, so hot choklit an a biskit plsthx.

Aahz

Awlrytee, den…
**pores fraish steemin hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem**
**hanz 2 annipuss**
**owpinz tin uv chokklit hobnobz n spredz awn playt**
Heer u goez…
Cheez!

annipuss

Nomnomnom slurrp slurrp slurrp. Thx Aahz

Aahz

Ur berree berree wellkum
Havz uh gud nytee nyt

 
 
 
MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh

Concatumalayshunz AGIN annipuss!

annipuss

Thx, Ai’ll hav 2 stop loiterin wiv intent!

 
 
 
 
 
gmawairzgreneshuz

Ohai, just wating fur yu tu drop bai.

 
MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh

O hai cween!

cweenmj

Hai moira!! I just b wandering inz adn outz 2 day. Kinda like a kitteh-cat!

 
 
 
two_kittehs

mmmm burds!
nootrishus and delishus

MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh

*coffz up a bunch ov blak fedderz*

 
 
DavecanhasDrTinycat

Ah knos dere’s burd in dat bocks!

kitkay

i can has bockst lunch?
Iz mah Happy-meel!

 
 
 
kimkiwi

Teh wayting iz teh hardist part.

gmawairzgreneshuz

But awlwaiz wurf it arownd heer. Wate lawng enuf nd we mite getz sparo piez. Wut duz wun drink wif dat? nd a danz fur anniepuss?

annipuss

Thx, gwgs, Aiz 2 stiff fur dansin 2dai! Ai musta bin sleepin inna feeld wid teh gayt open!

MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh

Aw, I b hopin u feel less stiffnezz soon anni!

annipuss

Thx, Ai’ll hafter maek shur teh gayte iz shut 2niyte!!!

 
 
 
kimkiwi

Ai sendz yew a naice botil of nooziland shardonneh to go wib yor sparo piez gma. Hopes yew liek.

gmawairzgreneshuz

Oh, fankz Kim. ai dint hab nz shardunay b4, just calfur kneez kined. Finkso we hab muxh da saim kined ub wine growing claimut. Fink annie goze tu bed tu sune fur da sparo pi. maibe she leikz fur brekkee? ai nebbur hurd dat”slepe ina feeld wif gate open” b4 :lol:

annipuss

Dat’s wun uv mai daddipuss’s funnee saiins.
Ai fink Ai’ll pass on teh sparo pi, thx!
Naow I muss goe 2 bed -it’z 11.30 pm heer in Lunnon, You Kay.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite.

 
PercyCat

Puzzlin, tis. (yoda speek)
It’s lyk a cros btween “leave a door open
adn a fly cumz n” adn “It’s tew late tu
cloz teh barn door aftur teh horse iz owt”
sorta…kinda… or lyk teh princez n teh p,
didint sleep gud wif rox n teh field?
ai bin thinkin about tihs tew lonng.

annipuss

Hee ment dat der wuz a draft bcoz teh gate wuz open!

 
 
stagehanddan

ya sleep inna field wit gate open, ya get trampled by livestock returning for the night. ya?

PercyCat

Tex, ai hav tu agree wif taht, cowz don
care wher tehy step… horsehs wil tri tu
go around u.

stagehanddan

horses can carry a grudge, example
*stomp* did I getya? *stompes harder* *hooman screams* yep, mai job is dun here, wait, lemme lean on ya while ahm at it.

PercyCat

:lol: yep, u r xpeereinst!
u mus b cowhandan tu?
adn teh “o, did i get tew
clost tu taht tree wif ur leg?”
trik. adn teh ” ai thot u
wantid tu geaux under
teh closeline..” trik
ponies r teh meeneez,
n my xpeereins.

stagehanddan

nah, belleib or not, I had to go to Ohio to learn how to ride a horse (worked inna show that required it). however, did work in a quarter-horse stable as a teenager.

PercyCat

ooo, aim a green 7 dedly.
mai granma got all her
granchillinz a poni. teh
meenis poni eber bilt.
ai ges we had a han n
makin him taht way,
so seldom seen.
what kinda show?

stagehanddan

outdoor trauma, we hadda learn bareback (to ride(thehorses!)), only one scene used saddles. it was great fun (still miss it) as well as an intense learning experience.

(Comments wont nest below this level)
smammie

Bear-bakc…awl Ayez noa iz taht Ladii Godiva mite nawt ob bin waring a stich, butz furr shure teh horz wuz…ken nawt hab bof oarelz teh horspital whil bii kneaded.

 
 
stagehanddan

no doubt. One lesson it only took me once to learn…never wear boxers.

 
smammie

blanketty-blank, boney arsed varmintz… house enny fing dat rownd ken hab noe protektib lare ub blubbur ware u kneadz itz…. Shii prolly hadz teh bitz adn rainz 2… adn dey maek it sownd liek such ah beeg deel… bah…

 
PercyCat

Wuz taht a
“Health Class”
film.. dewz
adn donts?
ps. smammie u
r so rite.

 
 
 
 
Aahz

:lol:
N datz nawt kowntin da wunz wat arnt borkd 2 saddlz yit. I gotted da doobeeyuss *ahem* “privvy-lej” uv rydin uh filly hoo — azzit ternz owt — wuz ownlee “green-borkd”. :shock: Dat wuz da wun n ownlee tym I got frowd frum uh horsee… I roaded herz agin uh kuppla tymz moar 2 trie 2 bork herz 2 saddl. Wun tym herz runnded wif me, n I thot herz wuz gunn jumpz da fints!!1! :shock: Da lastist tym I roadid herz I had uh leeder n uh chayn kraws herz noaz … win herz startid bukkin I yaynkt da leeder n digged da chayn inna herz noaz — herz stopt bukkin reelee kwik-liek aftur dat!!! :-D

Noe moar green-borkd horseez 4 me kthxbai

PercyCat

:lol: :lol: :lol:
so, yur sayin taht chayn
WHISPURRD tu taht
horseh, a bit.

Aahz

:lol:
Akshullee, I fink it spoak purdee lowdlee… ;-) :-D

(Comments wont nest below this level)
 
 
 
 
 
 
gmawairzgreneshuz

gess dat maikz sens. ai’m a townee.

kimkiwi

Ai werked on a cheezburgernotdoneyet pharm and teh kittehs wud cum to teh shed to ‘halp’ wib teh efening milking. Tehy wud lik all teh spild milk nd tehn ly in teh middul ob teh CNDY’s trak. Teh CNDYs wud has to wark arownd teh kittehs.

PercyCat

:lol: ooh, tehy luvved teh
lil kittehs tu wark arownd
lyk taht. so saweet. kittehs
had thoz CNDY’s twained
verreh well.

kimkiwi

Twoz phunny to see teh CNDYs maykink a big detore tew go round teh teeny ikkle kittehs. Teh kittehs cud not move n e weigh cos tehir tumtums haz tew mutch milks insyde.

PercyCat

what a lyf. “farm livin iz
teh lyf fur me, lan spreadin
owt so fur adn wyd”…