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Mai disdane. Let me show u it…
Iz dat lyke a Grate Dane? Congrats on yur preeminent comment posishun, Maus!
Dis Dane, dat Dane, it duznt matter…
2 b ur nawt 2 b, dat is teh qwestion, as sum Dane wunce mused… (or maused)
Der’s a big difrunce bitwiin a Danish Viking and a Danish Pastry.
rilllee?
both ar krustee awn teh owtside, gooshee awn teh insyde, frootee/cheezy awn teh inside (way down deep ware nobuddee kin see), an taste bettr wif lawts uv shuger.
Haz u tride eetin bofe, den?
Yes… the force is bak in balance now… Maus is on tawp!
Wud u like sum lunch, or just a drink?
Maybee sum pi?
Lunch wus bees niec. Whatya makin?
how abowt sum BLT’s wif reel ripe toma toes, nawt the pleh wuns frum teh gorceree store, and a pickul on teh sied?
BLTs wiff white tost an mayo? yum-yum
*nomnomnomnomnomnom*
hole weet wud bees bettur 4 yoo… but u can has wite tost if ur reely wants it!
But yoos lite mayo if u duz, k?
k
Sownds nommy! Wut kind ov pikkle? How bout a superjinormaus polish dill? An mebbe sum coleslaw?
an fronch frizes don nice and crisp. and…
Apples in da wall dorf salad
Bananananana kreem pie
Coleslaw that maus is bringing
Debiled eggs
E….
Egg mayonayze sarnies
Filet stake
Grape joose
H..
Ham sammiches
Icey cole lemming ade
Jello…. shooters!
Hummous (or shud taht be Hum maus?)
Iceberg lettis
Jalapenoes
K..
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm……
onlee jus notist Thx Maus
karrots (to keep helthy)
Lettice
Milk shake of whatebber viri…barie…flavor you want
N…
Nestlees chokklit….
Orange julius……
Peanut butter cookies
Quick(fer chokklit milk)…
R…..
Rolo’s
Sherry Triffel
Tomayter soop
U..
upside-down pyneappul cake
V-8 joos
wellingtun, beest
x-tra choklit choklit pudding
yogurt, frozen
zabag… zuhbul… eyetalian dessert thingy!
umbrella drinkies
vino
watermelluns
x…..
Yash, the polish dill, liek Claussen?
Coleslaw, or, or u can has broccoli slaw.
And maybee a devilish egg. or 4.
sumbody pleez anser. iz lunchtiem in meechigan, and ai needs idears for my noms.
I is cukkin Tadoori Chilling frum skratch,an rice an naan bred. Nom nom nom
dat shud be tandoori chikking!!
hmmm. nao ai dont nose if ai shud go to big boy for BLTs, or to chinese place.
Depends awn iffn yew wants ter tayke a nappy time affer lunchities.
tandoori chikking is Indian!
Tidmum can ai eet at ur howse?
*drool*
Plenny fer ebreewun!!!!..*passes leeza-b aplate ob Tandoori chikking an sum yoggurt sawse……*
Boichik finks a bowl ob rice an campbells meetballs wiv Naan bred awn teh side is ‘Indian’ fud!!!
Mai habbin to cuk elebenty fings at eech meel-let me show yoo the
dirdee dishes!!!
Gotses any kabobs ????
Whuts a kabob? Mai stoopy let me sho yoo it
Cubes uv meat & veggies onna skewer….grilled & served wif rice…yum!
Ohhhh!! KeBABS!!!
I finkso i make dem anudder nite.
Chikking kebabs
Beef kebbabs
pork kebabs
an sweet wuns too. Nom nom nom
Iz meets-onna-stick - sum taims wif vegemmabubblols - ewe mar…mayr…sokes dem wif sumfing full ob teh flayvor nd den ewe grillz dem! NOMNOMNOM!
Amazin teh diffrent ways we spell fings,huh??
fanks Tidmum! MMMMMMM!
I has not tried to cook the Indian fuds at hoam.. but I does make an ok shrimps currie, Charleston style!
yew guys is making me huuuuunnnnngggrrrreeeeeee. and ai alreddy had teh lunch.
Does Uz make naan at homez 2.
I can has receepeh?
I dussent make mah own- i can buy dems at teh soopermarket.
I lubs teh keema naan frum teh taykeaway Nom Nom Nom :grin
that does sound nommy
I can haz tried 2 makes naan frum scratch
but wid not much success
I maded pizza frum scratch this weekend
was delishus
MMMMMMMMMnnnnnnnnn……….Peetza!!
.
Mah Kidlets like to mayke dem sumtymes.
Gud morningz Maus! I just wantinged 2 say hi. I b bizzy getting reddy fer Jammamamamamamkitty’z bisit l8er dis week. Schmoo.
Schmoo to yoo too. Say “hi” to teh bunnee fer me.
I tink himz ben eeting deh flower seedlingz as fast az deh b kumming up! but I still lubbz him. I trow kisses to him frum u. he awlwayz runz away if I getting 2 klose. I will posting himz latest pitcher 2day or 2morrow.
Yay, CMJ!! I luff doze bunneh pics you show…himz sew tinee and cyoot - pleaz to post moar!
Pleh…ai care NAWT !!!!
sumwut like the givvadammer. but wif less feling.
Remindered mii uv deh givvadammer, 2.
.
I finkz himz givva dammer iz borked.
GMTA, Cweenmj!
Mai gibbadammer iz borked.
Ai nebber had a gibberdammer 2 gib enniwai
Nah. Is just dammed up wiv gibs.
Yur problem bores me
Grumpeenuss - yer doin it rite
Ai iz NAWT amuzed.
Sour-puss.
LOL-liiikded ur comment!
While googies play, cheezburgers sulk. Bring o the dancing mauses,plz.
*TippityTappityTippityTappity*
*TippityTappityTippityTappity*
*TippityTappityTippityTappity*
*TippityTappityTippityTappity*
*LungeJazzHands*
*flap step, shuffle hop hop shuffle CRAMP ROLL!*
Brava! Let me cool your feet off…
*Gets out the seltzer bottle*
Don’t make me lite ur pants on fyre!
** pulls owt waterpruf Zippo and brandishez it at teh Ebil Maus*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!