Trixy Hobbitses
Trixy Hobbitses
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Congratshoelaces, jd! Whut drink an dans yu wunt?
Pints of ale fur our not-sekkund posterer!
Itt coomz inn PINTZ? Ai’m gettn wun!
Ai want wun 2!
Hav a two pint tankard.
Oar iz taht you want 2, 3???
boom!! Ar yoo reelee bak???? Ai just putted yoo awn mai “missing peeps” liszt ♪ ♫a couple ov days ago!
ai doo hope yoo ar bak fur gud!
Nao – if awnlee Cookie’s human and Bubbashoomin wud heer me!!
hab u herd from ittybittykitteh? we wuz tawkin about hers today
momcat
Tank yew, tank yew, dis mai nawt sekkund nawt sekkund. Miruvor (Elf spirits) for da drink, mixed wit’ martoonies, an’ a ring danse wit’ Morris dansers.
OKs! *sip*
Wows, tahts sum powrful drink.
*dansdansdans*
Ooohhh… Aiz dizzee.
Morriz felld obur drunq!!!
*caches morriz an’ puts him on a bed of cheezburgers
Hay, jd! Conga ratz U lotions awn ur nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund! N gud choys 4 da dreenkz — I lieks Elvish stuffz.
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Letz put uh noo sine obber da dore uv da Tybooteek wat sez:
“Pedo mellon a minno” – Elvish 4 “Speak friend and enter”
Sorre, I doan noez Elvish 4 “Lolspeak cheezfrinz n kums n”
I thunk Elvish is baste on Finnish wiv sum changes. In dat kase, it wud be: nukpedo chustomellon a tullaminno.
nuked speedo just a mellon a tully minnow….
:raised eyebrow: +
Maeks sens. Yew no wat Elves are like cooking fish in da microwave. Dey nuke da speedo wit just a mellon an’ a tuly minnow.
Donut cook teh fishie, it ruinz it.
Raw N wrigglin’???
Teh closest Ai ebber got tew sue shii wuz lox.
Ai doan tihnk Ai cud d00 teh wrigglin!!!
Twas wot Gollum/Smeagol said in one ob teh filums – must hab bin teh nawt sekkund wun cos iz onlee wun ai looksies at. (Tehy not let me out ob nooziland til ai looksies at all ob tehm).
That one was the best of the three anyway.
{{{Ohai CP!!}}}
Iz riikwired!!
(((sew beautimouse. I wheel goe tehre wun dae!!!)))
Being a lord of teh rings nerd, I can klareefy. Gollum wasn’t in the nawt secund movie, just in teh secund and third. Teh quote is from teh secund. Ai want a pint too!
filthy little hoomins. they are tricksy they are false
Yay! Conga-rats on ur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund! Iz big thril, no?
Ai iz not ‘loud 2 drink rite nao, wich sux. But Ai iz dansin fur U!
Wel, heer’s a non-drink drink dat you can non-drink if yu kant drink.
jd sounds like the aflac duck!!
Dat’s quackers!
Oh – if you’re not ‘loud to drink, yu can alwais drink quietly.
It hass mai preshusss n itss pokittsisss
Da preshusss tuna, da preshusss catnip or da preshusss cheezburger?
Deyz awl preshusss 2 kittehz
wel obveoslee cheezburger nomnomnomnomnom *burp* shmile =)
Eff hii askz foar teh cheezburger “Raw & wrigglin” ett wheel Moo and step aun hymz head!!!
Gollum Kitteh eets dem awl raw an skwigglee… Dey R awl preshuss…
Yew mus be tawkin abowt LCB….manee fings fynd dere way to her pokittsiss..
Liek wat?
Appulz?
Bobble-hedz?
Cheezburgerz?
Dymundz, as n “ennyfing wif…”?
E…
Eggs and nice, crispy bacon
Flaming mountains
Gandalf’s magic wand
Eeetsy beetsy oliphants
Free samplz
Gardn genomes
h …
gushifud!
handses
inkstains
jasper quartz
kleenex
luv
misteri buk
noospapr
orfans
poket lint
q…
qwitz kwoot firemens
rooobies
sapped fires
turtlequioz
umbrelliz?????
velcrow fingas four grabbin stuffz
WATCHES!
xcelent dimond brooochez
yummi snaks
ZEbraz! (lcb- how you do dat!)
iz mumsday nit
spoose cummin bak on friesday! 4 daiz n ITZ KILLIN MEIZ!!!
dis tyme nex weak I shud be in Orygun! (gibben dat gascat noes dribs us offa da rode!) n dat stoopi kar stayz in wun piece!
las weak- it gotted neu stuts
dis weak- it gettz neu air comditionair motor n stuff
how cars no dat u HAS to hab dem wurkin gud sos deh needz lotz n lotz ub munnies?
momcat
I haz a happee 4 u momcat!! ♥♥♥ U gitz 2 kum home 2 ur huzbin!!
I b thinking uv negzt week. drive keerfullee!! I putz a bubblol rownd ur car so it b running gud fer u. ♥♥♥
Hav a saife trip momcat!!!
Dont let deer gascat drib yoo off the rode!
hugs to Fishycat!
An let us know yoo hav arrived awl saife and sound!
Ai werry, yoo know!!
fank u bof ub u!
I wud lub a bubblol rown mai car- I fink it needs it! Mebe bubblol makz kar goez fasta? Iz oldy rav4 it goes put-put-put, mebe bubblol mak it bump gentli down da hiwai to orygun!
I willz tri to keepz in touch- hopfuly spoose bringin himz laptop n I can tawlk to awl mai frens!
momcat
ps- fishykitteh atz camp dis weak- shez off huntin da grassyhoppers, n liznerds,n snakez…. iz ‘posed ta be churchy camp- deh gona hab phun catchn da fishykitteh fur da churchy stuff!
Safe trip and sendin beems ob majik for Car to get yoo der safe an sownd.
{{{{{Momcat,Gascat,Fishykitteh}}}}}
Waow, datz reelee an unCATnee razimblants…
Iz fairelee creepea.
*flits farther from screen*
{{{sweetmotherofmars}}}
Ai be returnink your huggies of t’other day, wib manee tahnks. Ai haz a big, big happies tewday.
{{{KimKiwi!!!}}}
Big BEEG happy???
Tellus!!!
*dancey flit N*
Teh kyoot daddie has cum to stay wib me for tew dayz – wivout teh juwnya terawrysts. And tehn nix tweak ai goes bisit him for teh week, agin wivout teh JTs. Aftur twerk we can haz dinnur at restront? Yisss we kan.
*skipz nd hopz nd jumpz around*
REEL DAYTE-LIEK?????
Ai hoep yew haev a fun riiiiilaxd thyme!!
T00 vizitz en wun mumf, t00. Tihs shud bii wunnermouse.
Heer, iz mai lazt boddul ob Gewurtz… go warsh… “white wine”
*pop*
hmm, smellz fermintyd. Shud wurk.
*pours Kiwi-sized glass and one for little stick-like hands*
Tew happy thymes wif handsome men!!!!
Thx smom.
*rayzes glass nd sez* Cheers.
Iz almost liek a dayte. Ai go hoem, worsh hairs, lose 30 pounz… so mutch tew do, sew liddle tiem!
*rayzes glass agen*
Tew happy tymez wif hansum men, nd tellink cheezpeeps orl about it teh neckst day!!
*clinks*
Tew teh mystereemous dispearance ob 30 pounz!!!
{{{each ob us!}}}
Cheezpeep netwurk standN bai!!!
Wif manee well wishiz frum awl ober teh globe.
*drinks deep*
Woa, it wuz furr mintid.
mmmmmmmm
*raises glass a bit less steadily*
T00 sekret smyles az yew goe aboot yer dae!!
{{{{ebberybody}}}}
*haz big drink for teh kurage*
*fallzes down*
Hoo moofed teh flore?
Goink hoem now.
*Pats Kim wif soft pat pat awn back*
Yew bii vry care full. Haz big wiik ahed.
{{{Goe haz fun!!!}}}
I will nomnomnom dem for 2nd braekfastz.
Mmm…sekkund brekfist…want.
Surely they’ve heard of elevenses?
Taht’s AFTER sekund bregfust!
luncheon?? dinner?? supper?? TEA???
Ai tink tea comes eethr befour dinner oar aftr dinner, depends on wthr ur frum teh nort or sowt.
Cood sumbudy frm TTI giv a hint?
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It seemz liek we shud be nommin somtin evry tew howers or so
in TTI we has Ohai Tee at 4.30, wiv teh big hats an teh wyt glubs an teh stikkee buns! We yuse to serv it heer, until tehy stawped me gettin ICHC a twerk!
Der’s afternoon tea, high tea, an’ sumtimes supper is called tea.
*throws an apple to whiskers*
suggests small beers,and cobbs? line danzing mebbe?
thay takeded mai preshus cheezburger!!!
MAI PRESHUSSSESSSS!!!!!!!! WIF EXTRAH CHEEEEEZZZZZ!!!!!!
*coff*Gollum***coff*
Teh rock an’ pule is so nice an’ cule, so joooceee sweet. Our onlee wish, to catch a fish, so jooooceee sweeet.
hmm yew spoze teh Gollum lienz whir riginolly wrotid en lolspeak?
Ai tink dat mai haz teh possibiblities fer Gollum.
{{{Ohai STB!!}}}
oook hope he nebber x-es wif my B&W Frodo (who haz a black noze an pawpadz burned on Mt Doom cinders and his hobbit pantz r all raggy holey)
Yay Miruvortinis!
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Good luck
“If you don’t let go of my tail, there will be consequences.”
quartzes of quinces n pints of pear..
runes n rills n rollin hillz
schweetest sawng of maidunz fare…
tresses twisted in mai dalin’s hair….
u….
she has rilly deep pokketsez…
N uh purdee gud meetur 2 goez uhlawng wif herz rimez…
That’s one scary cat.
JanetH4C:
Sisstum will nawt let meh annsur u on deh offer post, soe Ai trys hear:
Hai! U r mist, 2.
Ai can has fallin on harhd tyems an juss finishid movin in wiff frens. Ai am gettin bak up on feat an hoep 2 b moar on ichc an less infreeqwent. Lyfe juss frowed meh a hooge curv ball. Butt, Ai wil bownce bak!
lolcats ben vrey phunnie laytely.
Gud 2 c u!!!
Oh cat_butt_squirrel_butt. Ai know yoo were having a TERRIBuL time finding a job – an we awl were hopeing awl wud bee awl rite wif yoo.
An ai am so sorree to heer that things hav been nawt so gud! Butt ai suspeketed it mite be so ;(
Being awn teh receeving end ov the hooge curv ball cannawt be fun!! Butt Ai am SHUR yoo will be bouncing bak!
An ai hope verry much it is far less infreeqwent. Ai reelee hav mist yoo!
Ai will seem a liddle infrequent fur a bit maiself!! . Ai’m off in a fyoo hrs awn a liddle trip to St. Louis! Won’t be bak until Freidegg afternoon!
Gud mornin Janet
Have a saif trip an a Wundermowse tyme in St.Louis.
We will miss yoo verry mush.
*waves floofy paws*
Kitteh resembles this pic…
I don’t think I’d mess with that cat.
gol-cats lol
I dont even know who ur talking about I searched her, couldnt find any information. Someone tell mehh who she is!!
whoze “she”? Ai em confuzled…
Ai fink tihs kitteh bees teh “Mowsie Turminaytor”;
Becuz jes wun luuk frum tihs veree iyntymydatyng kitteh wuud bees enuff tuu strikez terroror iyntu teh hart ov ennee neerbye rohdint;
(Akshully, Ai fink her wuud haz teh saime effekt awn goggies adn smaull mammules az wel……………!!!!)
aah, but SUM hobbitsez iz knot sew tricksy. Lurve kitteh!
Iz dunt git it. :-<
(click’s comments.)
OHHHHH! X-D
Nau Iz wish ai did not rate it “thwee.” X-C
omg did made me jumpz!