pole dancer mousse
pole dancer mousse tries not to think about cuztomers
u shud not b sew self conscious.
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Maus! Maus! Not “Mousse”! Sheeeesh!
Or iz dat yer”performin”nayme ???
Maus – Yew a Chip -n- Dale dansur wen not heer?
hoo noo?
Maybe iz deh chokklit mousse. She lukz tastee.
an showin up just at lunchtime is so thotfull of her!
Nah. It’s “Carmen Menoxide (She’ll Take Your Breath Away)”…
don yu hate eet wen tehy spels yur name rong?
*snerk*
wudn’t u RATHER it wuz a mousse??
Mmmm,yesh…white chokklit mousse..wif razberries…onna white cayke..
*****drooool*****
and hold teh fur, plsthx!
demi moore mouse thinks “maybe this movie… won’t help my career?”
Iz nice naem, but also makes me think of vry sad comic buk.
Enter-tanement…yer doin it tastee
Being skedyooled to dans during Happi Howr Buffay at Pussycat Lounge — nawt so grate, akshully.
Maus….shame on u !!!!
Not me! It wuz teh uther wun!
That’s right: always blame someone else. Tsk… Tsk… Tsk…
Hm.
I don’t recall anyone noting that the moniker of ‘Ebil Maus’ implies that the original ‘Maus’ is good…
Pffffftbtbtbtbtbtbtttt to you Leeza!
hee… just kiddin wif u Maus.
I know u is the sowl uf gudness and lite.
Culd u keep ur fayce strate wen u sed dat ??
why wutever du yoo meen, Eeck??
I is not, I repeet, NOT smirking…
Now y doan I belieb u?
Maus may nebber speek to me agin. *sniff*
I can tells yer heartborken
dat not a moose…
yer moostly rite…
Eeck a Maus! n’ missy ties!
drinks n danceez for u three? sry, i will nawt dew a pole danz!
Wud yew considur a Pole-ish dans insted?
Mebbe a Pol ka?
Oh,no…nawt teh pole-ka !!!!
Aaaahhhhh !!!
♪♫ Role owt deh bare ul
♪♫ Wheel hab a bare ul uv fun.
♪♫ Role owt deh bare ul
♪♫ Wii got deh blooz on deh run.
Staaaawp !!!!
Yer killin me !!!!!!
Hey. What’s a pole-ka witout a Erkel snerkle…snock snock, did I do that?
Ahhhhh…pole-kas AND Erkel….
Ai needs to go summwear qwiet nao !!
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
O, I doan wan her
U kin haz her
Sheez 2 fat 4 me
Sheez 2 fat 4 me
Sheez 2 fat 4 me.
O, I doan wan her
U kin haz her
Sheez 2 fat 4 me
Sheez 2 fat,
Sheez 2 fat,
Sheez 2 fat 4 me!
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
U peeps are killin me !!
Waol, jess dans, den … goe uhlawng wif da craowd…
…
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
Shall we dans?
*wun too free AN*
Awn uh brite claowd uv mew-zik shall we flie?
*wun too free AN*
Shall we dans?
*wun too free AN*
Shall we den sai gudnite n meen gud bie?
*wun too free AN*
Oar purr-chans,
Win da lass leedul star haz leev da skai,
Shall we steel b 2gevvur
Wif owr armz rownd eech uvver,
N will U b mai noo rowmans?
Awn da kleer unnerstannin
Dat dis kinda fing kin happen,
Shall we dans?
Shall we dans?
Shall we dans?
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
*****fynds Aahz’s skayts…..plants electrodes in teh boots*****
When u leest eggspeckts it….ZZZAAAPPPP !!!
U gunna givz me uh hawtfoot?
Wud dat help wif teh jumpz ??
The King and I, FTW!!!!!!!!!
Grate, now iz stuck in mai hed. I has to call mai seeester and share, since she was Anna in high school.
taht wood be teh liddle bit of pole, right? lak amish is teh liddle bit of am?
drn! eye wunted tihs upunder Missy’s Pole-ish dans comment
Ai needz an espresso martoonie to waykes up…
ahnd ai will pole dans….to “Nastee Grrrllls” pleez..
woooo!
nautee, nautee eeck
putz fluffy paws over eyes.
naot peekin, rly!
Eek – Aftur u r doen, it b teh GUISE turn 2 danse! An teh firemans!
Lessee….hao abowt tehy danse 2 “U can leev ur hat awn” frum “Teh Full Montee” sowndtrak?
YNG can come too?
Who taht?
yung nekkid guy. he duz teh ironing in teh nawty barn
Oh YESH! Send him!
Az lawng az him nawt bring hiz brudder, “Uglee Nekkid Gui” frum teh show Frenz.
snert
Hhmmmm….dat iz a nyce slow sawng…wyll take a while to finish
**whispurrs 2 eek** Eggzackly!
Furst! streap maus!
how many pasties does a girl-maus wear?
*headdesk*
lapdanse turns into lap lap nomnomnom.
*puts SELF in the naughty barn*
Mai brain is not behaivin’ sew well, ackshully.
im havin 2 go 2 teh nawty barn nao
naughtee nautee.
Ohai shaungrl! Haow r U 2dai?
I hoapz beddurn Caturdai. {{{shaungrl}}} I dint gitz 2 sai fanx 4 beein luvvin n sweet 2 da kittehz ware U werkz. Dat muss b uh diffeekult but speshul jawb U can haz, n U muss b uh speshul cheezfrin 2 wanna keapz dooin it. I noez dat win it b ur tern 2 kraws da brij, dere will b lawtsa kittehz jess waitin 2 snorgle n schmoo wif U. ♥♥♥♥♥
Ohai Aahz,
I had a bissit from Arthur todayz. (arthur-itis) I hab to callz in for a sic day. I be bac at teh Shelterz tomorrowz, tho. Fank joo to joo and all mai cheezfrendz. I tink mai Furkids noes sumting is diffrent, dey is berry lovie and purrin and leanin/huggin on meez. Dey make my faice smile and den dat smile it goze to my hart. Dey make it bedder, too.
Yeh, we wuz tawkin heer da uvver dai bowt haow kittehz can haz bilt-n emo dutekturz sew dey noez win U neadz dem 2 b luvvy n win U neadz dem 2 stai awai — n win dey neadz 2 stai awai reegardliss…
My pupperz, Barucha, goez gits babee and comes wufflin down teh hall wit it in her mouf and waggin dat too longee nubstub. I swoonz from teh cute.
Tuppence spitteded plastik sunflour at mai feet las nite. And go mew, dat for joo, mom. You liek it? Oh, yes, son I lubs it. sigh.
Tihs muss b awl nekkid bar. Ai nawt c enny clothez.
Frenz : Ai went 2 drive-thru at lunch. Teh dood at teh windough gibbed mi teh creepz. Hiz voyse wuz creepy an him had a creepy luk on hiz faes.
Ai jes thot 2 maiself, “Jes gibbed mi mai fudz an ai prowmiss ai’ll go ‘wai!” **shuddur, shuddur**
U probably didn’t want to eet teh fud,neether1
Ai eeted teh fudz. Ai had a hongree.
Eye am tinkin dis hole tread b longz inna nawtee barn!
I ‘grees…but ware did Cheez-n-Veg tink this wud go wif the pic posted? We wer set up tew go tew the nawtee barn!
Did wii ebber put a pool b hind teh nawtee barn? Do wii haz a pool boi(s) yet?
We haz cabana boys nao, so we must have pool wif cabanas!
mousse/maus vry savfe cuz da cuztomers kant tuch
dancers er deh git bowwowonced outta stableashmint
bowowowncer is goggie? maeks sense.
Mai best fren an ai tawlk abowt pole-dansin 2 maek moar munnies.
Awl wii has 2 do iz find a playse taht has “old fat whyte chiks” nite!
let me no ef we can makz teh monnees tehre, k?
Ai mite b teh nawt seckund REVERSE STRIPPUR. Ai will show tehm a littel skin an maek em pay mi 2 keep mai cloze ON!
Mite make moar munnies taht wai.
Now THAT’S funny. FTW, rhsb!
LOL! same heer!
> Ai mite b teh nawt seckund REVERSE STRIPPUR.
> Ai will show tehm a littel skin an maek em pay
> mi 2 keep mai cloze ON!
an teh covr charg is collectd on teh wai owt insted of teh wai in. Mai bizness plan, let me sho yu it.
Paying to put clozez on gibs whole new meaning to “cover” charge.
Dis is metafore for lief, rite? We is all dansing as hard as we can…
yes, definitely a nawty one. pole dansing not that gr8 ackshully. mor seckist dan funnee. klever yes, but nawt niice to objecktifi meeses.
Hmmmmm, tihs seams moar liek “runnawai rlly fass” dans;
(Teh mowsie luuks liek hims gunna shymmie up taht poal iyn 2 sekunds flat, whil kitteh iys stil breeving daown hims nek!!!)
enturtaynment, ur doin it steemee!:D
as uzhuual
lusting customur wants to find aut
if dancer haz a flavr
Mouse looks dead.