pole dancer mousse
pole dancer mousse tries not to think about cuztomers
u shud not b sew self conscious.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Maus! Maus! Not “Mousse”! Sheeeesh!
Or iz dat yer”performin”nayme ???
Maus - Yew a Chip -n- Dale dansur wen not heer?
hoo noo?
Maybe iz deh chokklit mousse. She lukz tastee.
an showin up just at lunchtime is so thotfull of her!
Nah. It’s “Carmen Menoxide (She’ll Take Your Breath Away)”…
don yu hate eet wen tehy spels yur name rong?
*snerk*
wudn’t u RATHER it wuz a mousse??
Mmmm,yesh…white chokklit mousse..wif razberries…onna white cayke..
*****drooool*****
and hold teh fur, plsthx!
demi moore mouse thinks “maybe this movie… won’t help my career?”
Iz nice naem, but also makes me think of vry sad comic buk.
Enter-tanement…yer doin it tastee
Being skedyooled to dans during Happi Howr Buffay at Pussycat Lounge — nawt so grate, akshully.
Maus….shame on u !!!!
Not me! It wuz teh uther wun!
That’s right: always blame someone else. Tsk… Tsk… Tsk…
Hm.
I don’t recall anyone noting that the moniker of ‘Ebil Maus’ implies that the original ‘Maus’ is good…
Pffffftbtbtbtbtbtbtttt to you Leeza!
hee… just kiddin wif u Maus.
I know u is the sowl uf gudness and lite.
Culd u keep ur fayce strate wen u sed dat ??
why wutever du yoo meen, Eeck??
I is not, I repeet, NOT smirking…
Now y doan I belieb u?
Maus may nebber speek to me agin. *sniff*
I can tells yer heartborken
dat not a moose…
yer moostly rite…
Eeck a Maus! n’ missy ties!
drinks n danceez for u three? sry, i will nawt dew a pole danz!
Wud yew considur a Pole-ish dans insted?
Mebbe a Pol ka?
Oh,no…nawt teh pole-ka !!!!
Aaaahhhhh !!!
♪♫ Role owt deh bare ul
♪♫ Wheel hab a bare ul uv fun.
♪♫ Role owt deh bare ul
♪♫ Wii got deh blooz on deh run.
Staaaawp !!!!
Yer killin me !!!!!!
Hey. What’s a pole-ka witout a Erkel snerkle…snock snock, did I do that?
Ahhhhh…pole-kas AND Erkel….
Ai needs to go summwear qwiet nao !!
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
O, I doan wan her
U kin haz her
Sheez 2 fat 4 me
Sheez 2 fat 4 me
Sheez 2 fat 4 me.
O, I doan wan her
U kin haz her
Sheez 2 fat 4 me
Sheez 2 fat,
Sheez 2 fat,
Sheez 2 fat 4 me!
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
U peeps are killin me !!
Waol, jess dans, den … goe uhlawng wif da craowd…
…
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
Shall we dans?
*wun too free AN*
Awn uh brite claowd uv mew-zik shall we flie?
*wun too free AN*
Shall we dans?
*wun too free AN*
Shall we den sai gudnite n meen gud bie?
*wun too free AN*
Oar purr-chans,
Win da lass leedul star haz leev da skai,
Shall we steel b 2gevvur
Wif owr armz rownd eech uvver,
N will U b mai noo rowmans?
Awn da kleer unnerstannin
Dat dis kinda fing kin happen,
Shall we dans?
Shall we dans?
Shall we dans?
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
*****fynds Aahz’s skayts…..plants electrodes in teh boots*****
When u leest eggspeckts it….ZZZAAAPPPP !!!
U gunna givz me uh hawtfoot?
Wud dat help wif teh jumpz ??
The King and I, FTW!!!!!!!!!
Grate, now iz stuck in mai hed. I has to call mai seeester and share, since she was Anna in high school.
taht wood be teh liddle bit of pole, right? lak amish is teh liddle bit of am?
drn! eye wunted tihs upunder Missy’s Pole-ish dans comment
Ai needz an espresso martoonie to waykes up…
ahnd ai will pole dans….to “Nastee Grrrllls” pleez..
woooo!
nautee, nautee eeck
putz fluffy paws over eyes.
naot peekin, rly!
Eek - Aftur u r doen, it b teh GUISE turn 2 danse! An teh firemans!
Lessee….hao abowt tehy danse 2 “U can leev ur hat awn” frum “Teh Full Montee” sowndtrak?
YNG can come too?
Who taht?
yung nekkid guy. he duz teh ironing in teh nawty barn
Oh YESH! Send him!
Az lawng az him nawt bring hiz brudder, “Uglee Nekkid Gui” frum teh show Frenz.
snert
Hhmmmm….dat iz a nyce slow sawng…wyll take a while to finish
**whispurrs 2 eek** Eggzackly!
Furst! streap maus!
how many pasties does a girl-maus wear?
*headdesk*
lapdanse turns into lap lap nomnomnom.
*puts SELF in the naughty barn*
Mai brain is not behaivin’ sew well, ackshully.