snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!
snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!
o wait. iz akshully snake cat.
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Send fur de merekatz
NO way, we need a badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom! mushroom!
Ha! xackly my furst thought!
SSNAAAAAKEEEEEE!!!! IVE GOT A FAMILY MATTER TO SETTLE WITH THE BOTH OF YOU. THERES ROOM FOR ONLY 1 SNAKE AND 1 BIG BOSS!
dis snayk named Plissken ???
Naw, dis Snake named David. Or Jack. Or Liquid. Or Solidus. Can’t tell apart, rlly.
Ok,
Solid Snake- David
Raiden-Jack
Solidus-A bitch
Liquid-A fag
Big Boss- Naked Snake
Actually, Solid Snake has no name… “Les Enfants Terrible” project
)
created Solid, Liquid and Solidus. They were never given names. Snake
only says ‘Dave’ at the end of Metal Gear Solid 1 as just name. Their
codenames (Solid, Solidus and Liquid) were picked out by the Patriots.
Sorry, but Snake is a man with no name, he was made to be a weapon.
Big Boss’ first name is Jack, damned if I know his last. (P.s. id speek in
lol* but all dat informationz had 2 be in hooman, srry
Wayr dat stoopy mawngoos wen u needz him?
Hay, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!!1! We neadz U obber heer kwiklee-liek!
O, heer himz iz…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qhBxv7r5gg
No, taht’s a erfwerm.
Ohai Ly, Haow r u 2dai?
Ai are OKs. Nawt hertin too bad yet. Whut drink an dans shud we has?
nao werm sgin!!!1!!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/07/the-spice-must-flow
Weez beddure runs fas!!
A Mundane mournyng thrie waiy brayde soe faur!!
Noe wun can beet uss naow. Drinkses and danses b4 Ai haz 2 goe shoppin?
Yesh, wut shud weez pikxx? Kan nawt fink ov enneefyng!!!
Ai noes! Haos abowt a snayk-charmr dans, an drink Indian chai? Wif Baileys, ifn we wunts.
gud ideer! I jes gottid up, so I’z gonna pass awn teh Baileys until I’z a liddel moar woked up.
Heh, Ai donut wunt teh Baileys eeder. We has sutsh good reglar kream heer in Skotland taht it am a shaym to yooz ennyfing else.
oooh, yum!!! Gud fresh creem!!! NOM NOM NOM – DO WANT!
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I lubs teh milk-fat dese days (nawt mush else sownds gud fer noms rite nao), so I’ll joyn yoo in teh creem!!!
Ohai PB2K how iz Uz?
Iz kittehs taking gud care of Uz?
Ohai, 2_K!! I’z gud. Tired, but gud. I feelz ok, jes can has no NRG fer aneefing – iz no fun wehn I can has a nap affer taking a shower…
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Teh kittehs ar takeing bery gud care ov mii, espshullee sinz I started eeting teh icy creems an odder milkstuffs fer meels. Tehy *must* hep wif teh cleening ov teh dishes wuht has had icy creems and milks in dem!
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Hao iz yoo dis fine Mundai moanin?
I ar gud PB2k, fanks fur aksing
Had a gud weekend!
and a great run yesterdai
Weekend==fun
Mondai not so much
Does the chemo makes U nauseous?
U dosent haz to answer that
sowee If being too nosee
oh noes, 2_K! Yoo nawt being nosee! Yoo jes being kitteh-liek!
(okay – yoo being bedder tahn mai kittehs, hoo ar awl “whoopdee doo – wehre ar our treets?” abowt dese fings)
Glad to heer yoo had a fun weekend!!
Teh pleh kemo duznt maek me too nauseous – I’z had it fer the brest cancer an nao agin fer the leukemia, an niedder wun maed me nauseous. Mai Dr. TinyCats ar bery bery gud at making shur I has teh rite drugs to keep mii frum gitting sik. Dey totallee rock!!!
I duz howebber, loos mah appetite wif teh kemos. An wif tihs kind ov kemo, mah blud cownts go doan wich meens I can has no energie, tew. Wich is teh pleh. Cuz I wuld liek to go owtside an plai in teh niec wether. Or at leest go to the werks (wich seems less pleh in teh grand skeem ov fings).
That ar gud!
Plz to be garding Urself against infekshuns
when hubcat hadz chemo for pleh lymphoma
himz countz were low and hadz some infeckshuns
was scaree, himz had 2 work frum home fur a while.
I hope U feelz bedderer soon and has enurgy
to has fun.
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I hoap u git bedder berry berry sune. I send gud and helthy
thots ur wae.
Fanks, marymary, fer teh gud thots!!! I kin uz awl I kin git!
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An I’z trying to aboid teh infekshuns, 2_K! Iz gonna be an inneresting week, as dis iz teh week ov teh low countz…. an iffn I werks, it’ll be frum hoam. Todai, tho, I’z jes gonna nap and plai awn ICHC.
Sownds lyke a gud plann. Wii tri tu maek u laff.
Lessee, ummm… Ai noe. Heerz a silleee wok.
*throes rite legg owt en front,
dregs leff legg up tu rite,
throes ahrmz up en aer and wikkles hipps,
throes leff legg owt en front,
dregs rite legg up to leff,
throes ahrmz up en aer adn wikkles hipps.
Reepeetz*
Howz dat?
Haouldyng yuu up iyn teh lite PB2K, wif guud thots & wyshes
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here
*floofs up pillows in prepurration for the nap*
wile yr playin wif teh kittehs on ICHC,how bout if i puts on the CDplayer
sum o dis peruvian chicha music i gotted and i wills entertain you wid the danz dey trieded to teech me.
It will makes you happy until it drives you crazy, at wich point we chanj the music to:
Australian aboriginal danz toons
Basque separatist peace songs
Czech composer Anton
Dvořák’s New Whirlled Peas Sympathy
E…
Electric slyde sohng
Gittar solos
Hi-fi stareo sympathy
I….
Estonian fowlk mew-zik
Finnish dans toonz
German dreenkin sawngz
Hungarian gooolawsh (ewps, datz nawt mew-zik)
I…
Iranian Opera (wich teh Yurpeans stoleded)
Jypshian, Walking Like an
Kyrgyzstani traveling toons on the kyl kiak
Iselandick Bjork moosik
Japaneesey Kodo drums
Koreeyun flootie tunes
L….
Lyrical Lullabyes
Musickal Mellowdees
Nawty Notes (blush)
Opera
Pop music
Queen
Ragtime
Serenades
T..
Toons, Looney!
Uganda nadongo kamu music
V…
Vanuatu moonlight serenades (iz reel plaice, rlly!)
Welsh male choirs
X-?
Yodelleeeeiiiiooo frm Swizzerland
Zulu praise songs frm my home.
Enjoy!
kthxbye
kittehs be npcs in metal gear solid 4
aw… I thots dey b unlokabels. =[
What Kobe scored 25!
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger!
Solid Snake? xD
Snayk Nommur!
Snake! Snake? snaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
do the shimmy with red bull!
mushroom mushroom
Kitteh-Kitteh-Kitteh, Kitteh-Kitteh-Kitteh…
badgerbadgerbadger.com
Yesh?
Oh Tribble, happy monday morning!
gud to see again
I done tink I sawded U last week
How was dah weekend?
Kittehs ar practising speeking dere Parseltong
Herry Pawter ref, FTW!
OCELOT!
♫♫
Hello…
Hello…
Hello…
♫♫
Hello!
♫♫ Comin’ down in three-part harmony ♫♫
Was dat a singing groop? I fink I haz a memree uv sumfing liek dat.
[lolspeak off]
That’s from “An Old Fashioned Love Song” by Three Dog Night.
“Just an old-fashioned love song…coming down in three part harmony”
[lolspeak on]
Ai prefurz 3 Kitteh Nyt nsted ov 3 Goggie Nyt…Prolly mayk teh muchly bettr mewzik.
N ur welkom 4 teh eerwurm.
I fink Ai’m membrin a Brit group – an naow I fink agayn, the “hellos” wernt in descendin order.
Teh “hellos” Maus typd r n refrenc 2 teh 3 Stooges. Wen teh films startd up, dey sumtymz opend wif teh Stooges sayin “Hellooooo…hellooooo…hellooooo…Hello!” b4 goin to teh nawt-sekkund seen. Eech Stooge wuld say teh “hello” wun oktayv hy-ur den teh preeveeus Stooge. It wuz maynlee n teh shorts wif Joe or Shemp.
Wuz id jess an ole fashun luv sohng?
three mousecateers!
ATTENSHUN PLEEZE!!!
DIS IZ A SPLORT WARNIN, LEBEL FIVEZ!!!
DIS IZ NOT A DRL!!!
*sound of splort raid warning alarm goin off*
aaaaAAAAWOOOOOOoooo
meeeeeeOOOOOOOOOOWwwwwwwww
mmmmeeeeeeOOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
Iz gud sirens tew.
O noes! N ai jus recubburd frum a reel-lyf splortage frum dis weekend! Wun ob teh outdoor kittehs brot her babehs obber tu teh hows. Wun wuz blak n wun wuz grey. Dey had teh bloo babeh eyez n fat lil bellehz. Uh-oh…nao ai fink abowt dem…..*SPLORT*
Nawt agin…
Wowsers, Patrick, yuu haz a splort-emerguncee;
OK, heer cums teh CCC dribben bye taht crazee-luukyng kitteh awn wun ov teh preeviuus freds; vakuum alla P’s braynes up wif the BRVM adn ploppes iyntu P’s hed; geyts duckee taipe offa teh CCC adn taipes up P’s hed sekurelee;
geyts 50’s bavvyng cap AND a CHRG wdoi foar xtra preekaushunaree measher;
findez bloo sawftee blankee wif kitteh printses onnit adn cubbers P adn pullez up tuu P’s chyn; geyts hawt chokamalit drinkee(nawt tuu hawt) adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tu P;
Tehre; taike iyt eezy naow Patrick adn restez foar awhil; yuu gunna feal beddure veree sune!!!!!!
dey r SO KEWT!!!!11!!! ai cudnt agrie moar, level fivez fur shur, but warnin too lait, wat;s dis stuf al ober mai flor? on noes, i tink i splorted…
Too much kewt. Too much kewt. Ah Gawd, I gotta lie down.
Terrapin, Ai hasta taike caire ov yuu tuu; yuu ar iyn badd shaype;
OK, heer cums CCC roun teh koarner dribbed bye teh crazee liddel kitteh drivure hoo nebber passeded hims dribbing teyst;
Geyts BRVM adn vakuumes awl teh braynes up(teh wuns Ai cud findez-tehre haz tuu menny splortez); plopps braynes iyntu T’s hed; wrestlez duckee taipe frum teh crazee kitteh awn teh CCC adn sekurely wrapez T’s hed up;
Findez sawftee grene blankee wif crazee kitteh printes onnit; pulles up tuu T’s chyn; geyts chokomalit drinkee adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tu Terrapin;
OK Terrapin; yuu shud bees OK naow; sleap a liddel bitt adn yuu wil feals beddure sune…….
We mayz be tinee
but we is mad
if Uz crosses our path
Uz will be sad
-bottel brush kittehs
Snakitteh, wut happen? Snakitteh? SNAKITTEEEEEEH?
OCELOT!!!!!
OMG METAL GHEAR!11
Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom, …
Ai luk liek dis wen Ai c snayk tu!
wunce, a loawng tyme ago, ai waz bisitin at a frenz howse up in teh Trinity Alps (datz in Callyfournua, waaaaaay up norff) an der waz noe indor plumming, jest an owthowse, an ai gotted p in teh middul ov teh nite, an waz walkin dwn teh paff tew sed owthowse, an wun ov teh “rootz” awn teh paff MOOVED !!!!!!!! …..
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ai setted a noo “bakwurd frum a standin posishun ” jumpin rekord dat nite….
’bout 35 feetes…..dint maek it tew teh baffrum til teh nexxs day…yew cood ebben goes sew far az tew sey…..” it skared teh p*** owt ov me !!!”
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sry, coodnt resist, wunce ai thotted ov it, ai hadda sey it…*blush*
Dis to be havin aniffing tu du wif MGS4 beein owt? xD
Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom badger badger bagder badger AH help a snake! snake snake oh it’s a snake
“o wait… is just cardbored boks…” *kittehs turn over box and look inside. a loud SPLORT sound can be heard from inside the box*
“what was that? um, guyz… wy is there hoomie with splorted hed in this box?”
Hooz kan resiyst tihs splortable liddel treieo????
Doan fink tehms kan luuk enny moar skaired tahn tihs!!!!
Sumeboddee beddure cum sune adn gibb tehm a snorgle, hed-bonk, anna shmoo, adn reskuue tehms frum tehr fritenedness, oar tehyre gunna rlly bees whyggyng tehmseylves aowt!!!!
Oooh, luk! Da orinj boddel-brush kitteh iz fuzzded awl obber, nawt jess hims tayl! Ebben himz fays b fuzzd! Haow kyoot! Uh, oh … warez mai CHRG??!!?? O noez!!1! 2 layt!!1!
…
**splort**
…
**klunk**
Wel, Aahz, yuu haz dun splorted; Ai wil fixx yuu up;
Heer cums CCC skreechyng roun teh koarner stil beiyng dribben bye taht crazee kitteh onna a prebeious fre; geyts BRVM adn vakuums alla braynes up, adn piyolz iyntu Aahaz’s hed; geyt duckee taipe frum CCC adn sekurelee taipes up A’s hed; findez 50’s bavviyng cap adn snapez iyntu plaise oaver A’s hed;
Geyts sawft burpel blankee wif duckee printses onnit adn pullez up tuu A’s chyn; runnes foar chokomalit drinkee adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tuu A;
Awl dune, naow; yuu muste reyst Aahz, adn recubber!!!
Fankee muchlee, CKK, 4 da kwik CCC rispawns!!1! N fankee 4 da chokklit recubbree nootrishun
*slurpee awn da chokklit dreenkee* *nomnomnom da chokklit possumz*
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Wyl I recubbrin n da Splort Lownj, I uplowdid sum piks frum mai ays sk8n kawmpatishun. Da wunz wif me inna short sleavz r frum da Jumpz Ownlee ebbint ware I wun gowld, n da wunz wif me inna lawng sleavz r frun da FreeSk8 ebbint ware I wun seelbur. Da JO pik wif me awn da ays is da landin frum mai nawt-sekkund jump — da noetibble fing bowt dis is dat mai armz r nawt owt 2 balins me, wich b ware I gotted ekstree kredit 4 da jump. Da FS pik wif me lukkin bakwerdz iz at da baginnin uv mai strayt-lyn feetzwerk. Da uvver piks r me inna middul uv sum jumpz, wun iz tow-lupe n wun iz wawtz-jump. I lurvz da hite I gotted awn da jump n da JO ebbint!
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Bai rakwest, win mai nekst kawmpatishun kumz rownd, I gunna letz evvybodee noe win n ware it b sew cheezfrinz inna ayreeya kin kumz n c. Shood b n Septober rownd Layburr Dai…
Oh, Aahz, u due sum gud jumps!!
adn u so hansum, 2. U bedder b keerful oar sum uv deh girls may try 2 recruut u 2 b deh cabana boi. 
Fankee 4 da ny kawmplumintz, cweenmj! I reelee nawt dizzurvin uv such hy prayz
but I taykz it innywayz… 
N frum un aveed figger sk8n watchur 2, sew dat meenz sumfin! I noe Scawt Hameeltun, but I uspyrin 2 b liek Elbiss Stoykoe… 
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I nawt b uh cabana boi, septin ifn it b 4 mai beddur haf. But mai coech b triein 2 set me up wif uh payrz sk8n pardnur. Cood b innerstin…
Aahz, Ai luuked at yuur skaitying pikshures;
Tehy ar jes beautimus!!! Ai fink yuu ar a wunnerfull skature;
Wowsers, iyt’s liek weez knoes a cehlebrittee naow!!!
Fanx, CKK! U r berree nys 2 sai sew…
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I wooden goe sew far az 2 sai I wuz uh slebrutee, doh… I can haz LAAWWNG wai 2 goe b4 I reelee grate sk8r. But I can haz lawtza teh funz n da prawsess!
whar ar dese skatin piccshures ???? ai lovz watchin teh figgure skatin….iz wun ov my fabortyie fingz tew watches awn teh t v…..
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did ai misses teh linky ???
Klik awn mai naym neks 2 mai abatar, den klik awn da tab wat sez “Pics” — den U kin see em.
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Mai poast abuv wif mai splort recubbree has da diskripshunz uv da pics
Fankee 4 askin!
Heh. If this were Spot, Bounce and Rikki, they wouldn’t be sitting there eeking about it. Bye bye snakey. Fortunately, snakes don’t wander into the house much.
Well, OK, Spot might just sit there.
In honor of MGS4, we need more of this. Maybe a cat with a mustache or a reenactment of the codec sequences? Plz?
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!!!! A SNAKE! No wait, just a stick. Teh kitteh getz tings mickts up.
TAIM PAREDOX!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1310638
don wurry, liddle kittehz, teh snaek iz jus wun ob teh burfday fairy’z minyuns koming to wish teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trollz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today a big HAPPY BIRFDAY!! him bringz choklit caeks (or wuteber flavr yoo likez) an prezzies an shiny itty-bitty snaek-shapd konfettiz!
Deer Burfday Fairy, iyt iys soe nieyce ov yuu tuu bees finking ov awl ov teh birfdaiys; butt Ai hoep yuu haz awlsoe putted yuur oawn birfdaiy dayte iyntu teh birfdaiy rembrance reemynderz;
Weez doan wunna foargeyt yuu eivver!!!
oh, fank yoo cheshirekittehkat.
my own burfday iz a long way off, i’z abowt hafway between burfdayz. but i wont forget to say happee burfday to myslef!
Snakez? Wise it gotta bee snakez…?
You would prefer maybe terriers?
Whaer iz Indiamma Jonz when u needs him?
Alsew, where iz Samyul L. Jackson when u needs him?
I’m sikk ov dese meowin snakes on mai meowin plaine!
Voice auditions for MGS4.
Teh itteh bitteh kitteh serpent subcommiteh will now come to order.
Iz liek n harey potterz an da chaymbur ov secretz…
teh one on teh left iz Ronuld Weazlee
teh one n teh middlez iz harey potterz
n teh one on teh rite wiff weiyurd hair iz hermaionee.
yor rite!! teh red haer iz ron, teh blak haer iz harry, an teh kaliko iz alwuz teh gurl, so herz hermyowniny!
SPLORT!!!!1!!
A snake! Wy did it hab to B a snake?!!!
LIQUUUUIIIIIIIID!!!!
Ok likes I new. No Lolcatspeek justyet. But CO some speek.
Some yeers ago when little gurl cute person daughter was small and teener son was hacker. Oh mii Deity whatever, mad calls from secret srvice! (not relevant) We stopped at this campground in Idaho. I went to teh potee. In entrance to potee was RATTLE SNAKE! He?she jumped in the air and fled. I screemed and jumped into bush. Went back to SPOUSE who sleeping on picnic table. You heer screeems?! says I. OH, ok yes what wuz that sez husband. I kill husband. Well not but just cuz he hunky even now at 65. Do NOT trust husbands to save u or even lolcats from SNAKE!
But I have revenge. Husband agrees to cosplay Solid Snake (old guy version.) if I will stop smoking when he does it. TOTALLY worth it. Wish us luck, he really does look like the old grey haired Snake and in costume he will knock the socks off everybody. i will do the older version of the lady mercenary and talented daughter will help make costumes. My daughter and I are seasoned cosplayers… WILL HAPPEN!
Um, is that relevant 2 teh picture, or chayn mayl? If itz chain mail, den I is Mad!!!!! I don’t want chain mayl on Icanhascheezburger!!!
teh wun weekniss of kitehs!
test
1 kitteh plus won kitteh + ! kitteh = snake?
snake?
SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!