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snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!

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snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!

o wait. iz akshully snake cat.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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annipuss

Send fur de merekatz

Slashydutchie

NO way, we need a badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom! mushroom!

cratz

Ha! xackly my furst thought!

 
 
itten_bitten_showbiz_kitten

SSNAAAAAKEEEEEE!!!! IVE GOT A FAMILY MATTER TO SETTLE WITH THE BOTH OF YOU. THERES ROOM FOR ONLY 1 SNAKE AND 1 BIG BOSS!

zipper

dis snayk named Plissken ???

Everbound Venvel

Naw, dis Snake named David. Or Jack. Or Liquid. Or Solidus. Can’t tell apart, rlly.

Kurai

Ok,

Solid Snake- David
Raiden-Jack
Solidus-A bitch
Liquid-A fag
Big Boss- Naked Snake

ArcehDarkehWolfeh

Actually, Solid Snake has no name… “Les Enfants Terrible” project
created Solid, Liquid and Solidus. They were never given names. Snake
only says ‘Dave’ at the end of Metal Gear Solid 1 as just name. Their
codenames (Solid, Solidus and Liquid) were picked out by the Patriots.
Sorry, but Snake is a man with no name, he was made to be a weapon.
Big Boss’ first name is Jack, damned if I know his last. (P.s. id speek in
lol* but all dat informationz had 2 be in hooman, srry :/)

 
 
 
 
 
Patrick

Wayr dat stoopy mawngoos wen u needz him?

 
 
 
 
Lyanthya

No, taht’s a erfwerm.

annipuss

Ohai Ly, Haow r u 2dai?

Lyanthya

Ai are OKs. Nawt hertin too bad yet. Whut drink an dans shud we has?

 
 
 
 
cheshirekittehkat

Weez beddure runs fas!!

 
cheshirekittehkat

A Mundane mournyng thrie waiy brayde soe faur!!

annipuss

Noe wun can beet uss naow. Drinkses and danses b4 Ai haz 2 goe shoppin?

cheshirekittehkat

Yesh, wut shud weez pikxx? Kan nawt fink ov enneefyng!!!

Lyanthya

Ai noes! Haos abowt a snayk-charmr dans, an drink Indian chai? Wif Baileys, ifn we wunts.

PwnedBy2Kittehs

gud ideer! I jes gottid up, so I’z gonna pass awn teh Baileys until I’z a liddel moar woked up. :)

Lyanthya

Heh, Ai donut wunt teh Baileys eeder. We has sutsh good reglar kream heer in Skotland taht it am a shaym to yooz ennyfing else.

PwnedBy2Kittehs

oooh, yum!!! Gud fresh creem!!! NOM NOM NOM - DO WANT!
.
I lubs teh milk-fat dese days (nawt mush else sownds gud fer noms rite nao), so I’ll joyn yoo in teh creem!!!

two_kittehs

Ohai PB2K how iz Uz?
Iz kittehs taking gud care of Uz?

PwnedBy2Kittehs

Ohai, 2_K!! I’z gud. Tired, but gud. I feelz ok, jes can has no NRG fer aneefing - iz no fun wehn I can has a nap affer taking a shower…
.
Teh kittehs ar takeing bery gud care ov mii, espshullee sinz I started eeting teh icy creems an odder milkstuffs fer meels. Tehy *must* hep wif teh cleening ov teh dishes wuht has had icy creems and milks in dem!
.
Hao iz yoo dis fine Mundai moanin?

two_kittehs

I ar gud PB2k, fanks fur aksing
Had a gud weekend!
and a great run yesterdai
Weekend==fun
Mondai not so much
Does the chemo makes U nauseous?

two_kittehs

U dosent haz to answer that
sowee If being too nosee

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PwnedBy2Kittehs

oh noes, 2_K! Yoo nawt being nosee! Yoo jes being kitteh-liek! :) (okay - yoo being bedder tahn mai kittehs, hoo ar awl “whoopdee doo - wehre ar our treets?” abowt dese fings)

Glad to heer yoo had a fun weekend!!

Teh pleh kemo duznt maek me too nauseous - I’z had it fer the brest cancer an nao agin fer the leukemia, an niedder wun maed me nauseous. Mai Dr. TinyCats ar bery bery gud at making shur I has teh rite drugs to keep mii frum gitting sik. Dey totallee rock!!!

I duz howebber, loos mah appetite wif teh kemos. An wif tihs kind ov kemo, mah blud cownts go doan wich meens I can has no energie, tew. Wich is teh pleh. Cuz I wuld liek to go owtside an plai in teh niec wether. Or at leest go to the werks (wich seems less pleh in teh grand skeem ov fings).

 
two_kittehs

That ar gud!
Plz to be garding Urself against infekshuns
when hubcat hadz chemo for pleh lymphoma
himz countz were low and hadz some infeckshuns
was scaree, himz had 2 work frum home fur a while.
I hope U feelz bedderer soon and has enurgy
to has fun.

 
marymary

{{{{{{{PwnedBy2Kittehs}}}}}}}}}
I hoap u git bedder berry berry sune. I send gud and helthy
thots ur wae.

 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

Fanks, marymary, fer teh gud thots!!! I kin uz awl I kin git!
.
An I’z trying to aboid teh infekshuns, 2_K! Iz gonna be an inneresting week, as dis iz teh week ov teh low countz…. an iffn I werks, it’ll be frum hoam. Todai, tho, I’z jes gonna nap and plai awn ICHC. :)

 
marymary

Sownds lyke a gud plann. Wii tri tu maek u laff.
Lessee, ummm… Ai noe. Heerz a silleee wok.
*throes rite legg owt en front,
dregs leff legg up tu rite,
throes ahrmz up en aer and wikkles hipps,
throes leff legg owt en front,
dregs rite legg up to leff,
throes ahrmz up en aer adn wikkles hipps.
Reepeetz*
Howz dat?

 
cheshirekittehkat

Haouldyng yuu up iyn teh lite PB2K, wif guud thots & wyshes

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mary O'Spockn

here
*floofs up pillows in prepurration for the nap*
wile yr playin wif teh kittehs on ICHC,how bout if i puts on the CDplayer
sum o dis peruvian chicha music i gotted and i wills entertain you wid the danz dey trieded to teech me.
It will makes you happy until it drives you crazy, at wich point we chanj the music to:

Australian aboriginal danz toons
Basque separatist peace songs
Czech composer Anton
Dvořák’s New Whirlled Peas Sympathy
E…

 
marymary

Electric slyde sohng
Gittar solos
Hi-fi stareo sympathy
I….

 
Aahz

Estonian fowlk mew-zik
Finnish dans toonz
German dreenkin sawngz
Hungarian gooolawsh (ewps, datz nawt mew-zik)
I…

 
mary O'Spockn

Iranian Opera (wich teh Yurpeans stoleded)
Jypshian, Walking Like an
Kyrgyzstani traveling toons on the kyl kiak

 
Anukki

Iselandick Bjork moosik
Japaneesey Kodo drums
Koreeyun flootie tunes
L….

 
Anukki

Lyrical Lullabyes
Musickal Mellowdees
Nawty Notes (blush)

 
annipuss

Opera
Pop music
Queen
Ragtime
Serenades
T..

 
sweetpea

Toons, Looney!
Uganda nadongo kamu music
V…

 
AfriCat

Vanuatu moonlight serenades (iz reel plaice, rlly!)
Welsh male choirs
X-?
Yodelleeeeiiiiooo frm Swizzerland
Zulu praise songs frm my home.

Enjoy!

kthxbye

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
PosionTaffy

kittehs be npcs in metal gear solid 4

princeofcups

aw… I thots dey b unlokabels. =[

 
 
 
Samtpfote

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger!

 
 
rekenner

Snake! Snake? snaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

 
amandakat

do the shimmy with red bull!

 
Maxxity

Kitteh-Kitteh-Kitteh, Kitteh-Kitteh-Kitteh…

 
Tribble

badgerbadgerbadger.com

 
two_kittehs

Oh Tribble, happy monday morning!
gud to see again
I done tink I sawded U last week
How was dah weekend?

 
 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

Kittehs ar practising speeking dere Parseltong

Anukki

Herry Pawter ref, FTW!

 
 
 
Maus

♫♫
Hello…
Hello…
Hello…
♫♫
 
Hello!

PwnedBy2Kittehs

♫♫ Comin’ down in three-part harmony ♫♫

annipuss

Was dat a singing groop? I fink I haz a memree uv sumfing liek dat.

Patrick

[lolspeak off]

That’s from “An Old Fashioned Love Song” by Three Dog Night.

“Just an old-fashioned love song…coming down in three part harmony”

[lolspeak on]

Ai prefurz 3 Kitteh Nyt nsted ov 3 Goggie Nyt…Prolly mayk teh muchly bettr mewzik.

N ur welkom 4 teh eerwurm.

annipuss

I fink Ai’m membrin a Brit group - an naow I fink agayn, the “hellos” wernt in descendin order.

Patrick

Teh “hellos” Maus typd r n refrenc 2 teh 3 Stooges. Wen teh films startd up, dey sumtymz opend wif teh Stooges sayin “Hellooooo…hellooooo…hellooooo…Hello!” b4 goin to teh nawt-sekkund seen. Eech Stooge wuld say teh “hello” wun oktayv hy-ur den teh preeveeus Stooge. It wuz maynlee n teh shorts wif Joe or Shemp.