One of us answers with the truth
One of us answers with the truth and one of us answers with lie you may ask one question
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Kitteh-dee n Kitteh-dum
nooo. kitteh not dum. kitteh intellekchullee challenged.
Yeh, but wich wun iz “Dee” n wich wun iz “Dum”?
wun on rite? he luks liek lak uv thot
If da wun on da rite is DeeDee, den teh ovver one is Dexter.
***strange european accent***
“DeeDee,get owt of my laBORatory”
O, itz K Dexter — I nawt tuch innyfing…
**prans prans** **dans dans**
*KRASH!* *BUME!* *SMASH!*
You remind me of a babe.
What BABE?
The babe with the power.
Wut power?
Teh power ob voodoo.
Whu d00?
Yu d00!
Dew wut?
Riimynd mii ob teh babe!
10Q Tommy!
Sarah: Would he tell me that this door leads to the Labyrinth?
Guard 1: Uh… yes?
Sarah: Then the other door leads to the labyrinth and this door means certain death!
Guard 2: But how do you know? He could be tellin’ the truth!
Sarah: But then you wouldn’t be.
Guard 2: But I could be tellin the truth!
Sarah: But then he would be lying!
Guard 2: Is that right?
Guard 1: I don’t know I’ve never understood it!
If this isn’t the exact wording, o well, I didn’t look it up; I’m simply obsessed with Bowie ever since I’ve seen this movie!
Thanks to whoever posted this!!
Good.
Very simple if you think of it. You really only have to ask a question that both would answer the same thing to.
The other door leads to…..Buh buh buh BUMMMMMMM…certain death…oooooHHHHhhhhhhhh. (Awesome!)
Slap that baby! Make him scream!
What power?
Power of voodoo
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the BABE!!!
chilly down
Hmmm… Duz dat ebben werkz? Lesseee naow….
Kitteh-dee n Kitteh-intellekchullee-challinjd
Nah… nawt werkz
Teh Labyrinth riddle! I lurves it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dgmgub8mHw
But in dis kase, de queschun yu need to ask is “Fish”.
nawt afreekun oar yew rope ian????
Monty Python ref FTW!
We will naow reesyt “Da Lolrus n da Cat-pinter”…
“Da tym haz kum” da Lolrus sed,
“2 tawk uv uvver fingz,
Uv shooz, uv shipz, uv CeilingCatz,
Uv kabbijiz n keengz,
N win mai bukkit’z kumin bak
N wevvur pigz haz weengz.
Kulloo, kullay, noe bukkit 2dai
4 kabbijiz n keengz.”
Taht wuz full of tee awsum, bery liturat
Ai lurves teh Luis Karol!
I wood doo “Jabberwocky” but mai vorpal blayd dussnt goe snikker-snak, it jess snikkerz…
yum.
myne vorprul blaed gowz ‘kachunka-chunk-chunk-THUNK’ ees dat nurmul?
bee waer teh jabbrwok–
oh noes i has furgotin teh rest uv it T__T
I can haz reelee grate artickle writed bai uh peep at IBM (nawt reelee) bowt haow da noo IBM spellin n grammer chekker wood “improov” Jabberwocky, n inkloodid uh kawpee uv da “kurrektid” bershyun!
Oooooooh Aahz, Lewis Carroll bees teh bestes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An next wiik, Aahz will recite hiz nu poem, The Lolling of Da Snark.
:snark:
Applaws-Applaws! Fang kew bery mush! Maid mai dai!
Wud he tell me u always lie?
Nao. Hi wud tell yu dat sliiping kittehs lie, an’ yu shud let them.
Teh question is: Would he tell that you lie?
K … wun kwestyun … “Wat will da uvver kat sai?”
Da ovver kat wud sai “gushifuud cheezburger”.
We iz waiting fur the maus 2 run up the clock
Trubble iz … da maus runded daown at wunowklok n itz foar-firtee naow…
maus nawt ear or he’d b nawt sekund
Is wun ok? I heerd da clok struk him.
My kweschun is, how yoo get on top of teh clok?
beeng ceeleeng cat’s repurrsentatives on dis earth we can has speshul
powerz beyond Ur compurhensions humin
Der’s a big kan of tuna an’ elebenty cheezburgers if yew’ll share da pawurz.
If anything like my rattans, they lept up dere…
They hitched a ride on teh mouse that runned up it.
epik win
Yu fergot tew say dat den dey ate it.
wud yo lyke a cheezburgr?
at fieve oclok mah mows run up da clock, we’s watin
i can has ta tigre ? nawt teh ladee - pleh
Faktual ambigooity…
We has it
Iz it gushee fud tyme?
Iz it nap tyme?
Dese b deh onlyest tymes deh kittehz b kairing abowt.
cweenmj, I just watcheded anudder part ov Labyrinth, an yu noes what?
It luked just lyke you in yur bubblol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2zoY45508&feature=related
Oh, jess, dat duz luk jus like mii. :snerk:
Ohai, booklion! Didja noetiss dat da peep hoo poastid dat beedeeyow wuz “Chokklit-Herrowin”? Kynda fittin 4 heer, doancha fink?
ohai, Aahz, tank u fur pointing tat aout.
An I wantz to say, yur rendition of Jabberwocky iz
teh win!! Far beyond awesum!
Iz sit awn hoomin tyme ?
What would the other cat say is the right answer to any question…and then choose the opposite…
labrint ref FTW!
…ahn one uv us will answer wif a long,rambling dissertation on absolutely nuffing at awl,that leeds nowhere and explains nutting !!