Needs salt… and kids.
da fud bowl iz emptee. plez fill.
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wut kinda soop IS this??
Stone soup?
[[Not having read anything since yesterday morning...]]
Ladies and gentlemen, I have found the EbilMaus! *holds up EbilMaus by the tail* *EbilMaus is squeaking in outrage* I tracked him down, riding hard and fast on the Harley that MaisNon kindly lent me. Found him up in the hills of West-by-CC-Virginia, trying to fix up a disused still and muttering about future plots. *Raises EbilMaus higher, gives him a little shake* *EbilMaus squeaks furiously* He has many confessions to make, I fear. I will let the scoundrel rodent speak for himself.
Heh. You has catched my holografical projekshun, silly troll. Cya!
*Disappears*
Yay, Ebil Maus!!!!!
I am on yur side aginst caretrolls!
*Holds up EbilMausHP in disbelief* This is a holographic projection, sir? *Shakes alleged HP by tail again, alleged HP squeaks molto crescendo e furioso* Watch while I prepare to dunk this alleged HP in the swimming pool with the large felines, and see what the alleged HP thinks of that, ladies nad gentlemen!
ooo.. duz Ebil Maus have a flavr??
If the alleged HP is only truly an HP, it will go fearlessly into the lions’, er, dunk. But if, as I believe, the one who disappeared is the true HP, then I am still in possession of the true EbilMaus. *Walks over to the kiddie pool* *The lions snurffle with great interest* I see that the lions can smell this alleged HP. Would a holographic projection have a smell, ladies and gemtlemen?
*Appears standing next to caretroll*
Just like the holodeck in ST:TNG, silly troll…
*Pushes the caretroll into the pool*
Have fun with the “kitties”. TTFN!
*Disappears*
I’m mellllting, I’m mellllting! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh………..
*secretly digs a hole through the bottom of the pool, zooms to caretroll cave to lick wounds and dignity, saving itself for another day*
Shudn’t HPs have an “H” on dere forhed?
Jus sayin.
Woz dat in Red Dwarf?
Red Dwarf ref FTW!
tey is prolly snurfling YU, caretroll!
um, caretroll…. u mite has a flavr too, u noes…. I wudnt get that close to teh lyons…
**lyons tummiez rumble**
* one mountain lion raizes paw wif BIIIIGG pointy endz*
Maybe teh large felions will eet teh caretroll!!!!
But it prolly haz bad flavour.
I luvz da fact u used myoosikal terms :3.
Oh,grayt….so Ebil Maus iz still lurkin somewheres ?????
Wel dunn caretroll, maek teh ebilmaus pai fur hims mischeefs
yesh siree – cuz upairuntlee dez r da bruddaz grimm
tri en 2 getz uz 2 hork ups sum greedi ants
Congratumalashuns Lezza-b What wud u liek fur drinkses and danses
Leeza-b, conga-rats! Yu beeted Maus to teh draw.
Let’s add sum protein (kids or small goggies) and veggemanuls
and red wne to soop for sillibryating yur suksess.
hee… and that almoast nebber happenz!
I just gotted lukky todai.
He mite have been slowed down by teh Ebil Maus?
leeza-b, I tink we haz to stop teh caretroll, hu iz on an anti-Maus krusayde.
Wunce teh caretroll ruinz Maus, it will go efter all ov us. It is teh epi..epito..
teh tawp spot ov ebil! Teh Caretroll, tat iz.
I iz wayting to heer wut Maus haz to say BL.
In the meetime, shud we has sum brekfast?
Maybe sum Fronsch toste?
Oui, oui to Fronsch toastie.
And here’s sum Jamaica Blue Mountain coffee!
Nuffin but teh best to siilibrayte yur tawp spot.
mercie bukkits Booklion!
Hey, r u frends wif these lions in the pic? Maybee distant relatives?
*adds vanillas and cinimiminimoms to teh eggses for teh Fronsch toste*
Can haz wif creem cheez & jam inna middul ???
Ob kurse! What flavor jam?
Razberry,pleez….
Here, yu go, razberry jam, both wfi seedz en wifout.
and don’t forgets teh whippy creem!
**plunks a larj dollup on top**
I haz to go do sum werks nao, but it wuz nise hazing brakfuss wif yu….
*Passes teh real maple sirple to leeza-b*
Tey kums to bisit ebery nao en ten. Tey iz speshully
trayned to keep trolls ov all kindz away frum my haose.
Hmm… maybee they is wut ZF needs to patrol her driveway!
Oooh! Gud idea! Butz…..will tehy skarez mai liddle-type kittehs?
well they is in teh same familee… hoapfullee teh feline bond wud form and they wud be teh fast frendz!
Fast frendz bees beddurrur dan kwik snakz, aifinkso.
Slowed down by work, unfortunately…
Amazing how much work invades our lives,isn’t it ?
Yeah. Rude, isn’t it?
Maeks it tayste better
lolcat ate my baby?
Is this the culprit?
http://www.tinyurl.com/6xc4d9
Eet ludat wai, kafleen
Chlorine. Pleh!
This kiddie pool strongly resembles the pool that Petunia and the fyretruck were hauling at my ward ZF’s street Caturdai night. Petunia, how are you, girl? Recovering yet? Look up there and see, I have found the malefactor who left you wrapped in green tendrils, with not a memory to your poor brain! *holds sugarlump for Petunia*
I iz OK, I gess. Fanks fer teh cyoob!
*NomNomNom*
Um… Ebil Maus has disapeered agin. He’s sneeky, taht wun…
*Smiles for the cameras* You’re welcome, my friend!
Ha-ha! Evil Maus (hu is prolly not so ebil,
bekuz hu ken beleeb whut a caretroll sez>)
haz eskaped yur ebil maki..machi..plot
to ruin teh ruputayshun of Maus.
Akshullly… wut do u has to say abowt the Ebil Maus, Maus #1?
I iz on the fense heer.
Don’t reelly wanna side wif caretrolls *shiver* but teh Ebil Maus seems verrie diabololickal…..
Ebil Maus iznt reely ebil. He’s just drawn taht way…
For sumwun hoo reely iznt ebil, he flings a meen pi…..
But leeza-b, teh caretroll TAWKS KYKE A LOLYER!
If tat izzn’t proof ov ebil, what iz?
Booklion, you malign my sainted father, not to mention my brother in law and my nephew, and especially *draws teeny tiny bow across teeny tiny violin, playing the slow movement from Vivaldis’ “Winter”* the man who helped me adopt my children! (Caretrolls cannot reproduce by normal means, you know.)
As I mentioned before, I am only a seeker after truth.
*LARGE WINK to take any sting out of words!!!!!
*
Hey Troll! What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
uh-oh. lolyer jokes. run!!
*from caretroll cave at bottom of ocean* If I don’t know the answer, that makes me neither a lawyer nor evil, right????
A gud start?
*DingDingDingDingDingDingDingDingDing*
Correct! And now for your prize!
*The Paw Pie Gun appears*
Ready… Aim…
*DingDingDingDingDingDingDingDingDing*
Correct! And now for your prize!
*The Paw Pie Gun appears*
Ready… Aim…
Maus!!!
**jumpz n batweenz leeza-b n da paw-pi-gun**
I sayvz ya!
*Maus plugs the end of the Paw Pie Gun with a beach ball*
*The gun fires, and the breech explodes*
*Ebil Maus is hit with elebenty pies*
Touche, my ebil twin!
Blarrrgh! You got me for now, but you haven’t seen the last of me!
*Disappears*
Yeah, well, the first of you turns my stomach…
Oh Maus!!!!!! U iz mai hero!!!!!!!!! *Swoonz*
*pins a medal for bravury on teh Maus*
Maus u is teh heero todai!
*Cheezland applawds*
But… *ominuss musicks*… the ebil maus.. is still owt there…..
oh and fanks Aazh, fur standing betwixt me and certain creemashun!!
Creemashun…
*snerk*
Aneewai, fanks fer teh meddle. But my job iznt finished…
Noe prawblim, miss … awl inna daiz werkz…
Aahz ! whut happened wit da icey skatin ? did uz pass-da-test?
Ohai sparkysmom! Fanky 4 askin! Nawt uh test, but da kawmpatishun. I winded wun gowld meddle n wun seelbur meddle! U kin klik awn mai naym n goez 2 mai proefyl 2 c sum piks. I diskrybded dem onna “snaaaaaaaaaake!” fred ifn ur innerstid…
Oh hai, Aahz, naice pics u’ve safed unda ur proefyl! Kthxbai.
Upfi!! Ohai!!
{{{{upfi}}}}
*gibs upfi a bookay ob wildflours (inkloodin milkweeds) wif sum Monarch caterplolurs an flutterbais onnit*
Yu nawt has tu smyol til yu bees reddee tu – dees ar beein foar cumfoartin yu, an foar cumpanees until den.
Wut du u cawl a lolyer uwp tu hiz nek en sand? Nawt enuf sand!
Wutsa difrens beetwean a ded lolyer enna rode adn a ded snayke enna rode? Dare r skit-marqs afoar teh snayke!
Y doant lolyers eet sharqs? Profeshunnal curtessee!
…
I seen uh joak buk cawld “Lolyerz n Uvver Reptylz”
difference between lolyer and a catfish? one is a scum sucking bottom dweller….and the other is a fish.
Syintists bees startin tu riplays labrats wif lolyers, foar tree raisins:
1) ders sew menny ob dem
2) lab teks nawt gets emoshunlee attachd tu dem
3) ders sum fings rats jus woant du.
Booklion, I believe I am only a seeker after truth, as are we all, no? I believe that Maus has lost control of his menagerie and his personalities, but it is clearly EbilMaus who perpetrated the, er, prank on Caturdai night.
So yu sez. But I suspekts yu r a persecutor ov anti-Maus perswayshun.
Have you no feeling for my poor ward, ZF? Who is still at the Guy-Training Spa in some distress.
If ZF iz at teh Guy-Training Spa, she iz not is distress!
She iz in pair-a-dice.
*from Spa, back of wrist against forehead* I haz moar parez ov dyse heer than I kan handel! Mehbeh teh brekkfust crowd cud come an help mii owt?
ZF, itz gud to see yu bak! Come upthread for Fronsch toast!
Yu would nawt believe teh havoc creayted by a caretroll
while yu were gawn.
But, but…… I asked the caretroll to help mii owt after teh bad bad Caturdai nyte feeyaskow in fromt ov mai howse! I fot it cud hepl mii!
ZF! Just the cheezfrend we wanted to see!
Did yoo REELY hire this Caretroll? Her methuds seem a bit… extreem.
Ohai Leeza– well, whut wud u hav dun, if taht parayde shoded up in fromt of ur howse, an it looked lyke Maus wuz in charge?
*Appears next to ZF*
*Pulls out a BIG tuba*
*Holds it to ZF’s ear*
BLAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!
*Disappears*
Leeza, Booklion, SEE? EbilMaus is after mii, I juss noez it!
I fink I am seeing ur side heer ZF… I am just nawt shur hirin a caretroll wuz the rite move.
Wif proper planning and ecksicyooshun, we mite be able to take care uv teh Ebil Maus.
I fink we needs sum halps tho.
Mais Wii are u owt there?
We needz sum ad vices!
Well, u noez, I wunderded if I hyred it, teh caretroll wud lern moar bowt teh ICHC famblee, sii? But I fink dat EbilMaus iz juss gibbed it teh hole rong ideeyah, sadlee.
added fyool to teh fyre, u mite say… i finkso!
Hm… fyre…
no no nononononononono Leeza,
Well, I tried strykin thru teh “idea”, but it din werk.
I haz tew go nao, been teh funz! Bye nao!
oh noes… here we go agen!
*wanders owt ov mai cabin, putting awn big dark sunglasses to keep frum beink blindeded*
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Ohai, ZF! *plops doan next to zauberflolute at teh pool*
Kin I joyn yoo in PairADice Mgmt? Puurrrhaps wif sum fresh berriez fer teh fronsch toasties?
.
*calls fer cabana boi to bring teh big bowl ov berries*
Ohai PB2K!!! Lurvez ur dark glassez! I haz sum too, see? 8) *cawlz fer cbaanaboi tew bring maor berriez*
Sew, whutrwiigonnadew todai?
kewwllll glasses, ZF!!!
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I dunnowhuttodew todai….I wuz finking dat mebbee teh cabanabois culd lern sum noo massaj tekniks…wuld yoo wanna be sumwun tehy culd practis awn?
and by the way … yew noes the top of teh fud chain? well, yew is not it. anymore. we’z just sayin.
needs satled kidz
Wat? No filturd watur?
Ai fink dis wud be neer teh top uv teh list uv “Fings u wud nawt want to see furst fing in teh mornin!”
eek! u said teh “f-wurd”
U needz teh buk ai saw at teh stoer teh udder dai, “Cookin Wif Kidz”. Ai didunt luk insyde, but ai’m shure it had sum luvlee resipees.
LOLZ rhsb!!
… a modest proposal …
Oooh, yu were Swift on tat wun!
*snurt*
it’z a cookbook!!!
Wen ai saw teh titel, mai nawt seckund thot was, “As an ingrediunt?!?!?”
It gibbed mi a gud laff.
tehre is a famous scifi story (ai finks it wuz a twylite zone episode too). teh aliens cum to earth. they is sooooo helpful, and frendly. do lotsa good stuff. they eben has a book, called “how to serve man”. at the end, they invites peeple to go back to the planet wif them. eberybuddy lines up to go. but the skpetical sine-tist has been wurking to translate the book. wurking hard. finally he gets the nawt-secudn page and findz out …. wait for it … it’z a cookbook.
Yesh…a classic TZ episode….
redone awn teh Simpsons,awlso….
Oar W. C. Fields:
Sumwun: “Doo U liek kidz?”
Feeldz: “Ownlee if dere prawpurrlee cookt”
I like kids….just can’t eat a whole one.
sry tidmum, hadn’t got that far yet.
EbilMaus is berry swift on deh taking-up.
Booklion be swifter dan me to notiss, tho.
yoo call dis a tub??
I lubs teh kidlets- but I cuddent eet a hole wun.
GMTA Tidmum!
Ai liek kids, but Ai don fink Ai cud eet a hole wun
U gotz meh droolin on da watta!
Frenz, ai needz ur opinyunz: Ai’m tinking ‘bowt volunteerin at teh lokal nawt-kill animul sheltur a cupla daze a wiik. Iz reelee nawt a gud tyem 4 mi 2 get a kitteh rite nao, but ai cud still get mai kitteh fix if ai spent sum tyem tehre.
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Watcha tink?
I fink that’s a GRATE idea rhsb!
U can get snorguls, and halp teh kittehs… plus, it keeps u bizzy, which may halp keeps ur mind offa the not sew grate things.
Brillyunt Idea!!!!!
Yoo can has snorguls an skritches an hugs,whilst doin somfing halpful an kynd.
Go for it rhsb!!!!!!
Ohai rhsb! Yer jestcher is sew beeg adn full ob lub ♥♥♥♥
Awl teh aminuls weel bee sew happee yew cum tew halp.
Heer sum bublols tew lkary yew adn iten yer speeruts
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purrrfact paln rhsb u kan luvz adn kudlez awl da kittehs u kanz halp scaread fairul kittehz lern taht sum hoomanz r gud 2 bround u kanz telz da peepuls dat r woton 2 dopt awl bout deh kittehs u noes bout i cud goez onononon cuz i beez eh volateer 4 yrsyrsyrs
rhsb, u iz sew gud! Yesh, I fink iz a berry gud idea
ohai rhsb! I finkso dis iz a bery bery gud ideer! Fer all teh reesuns ebery else haz sed, an becuz hanging owt wif kittehs iz sum ov teh bestest hanging owt tiem yoo culd haz!
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Awl snorgles and hedbonks an schmoos fer yoo!!! {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Boi, tehre bees sume rlly byg kittehs heer bye teh puul;
Tehms wunts salts???;
*dumps a 5 pound container of salt on the sidewalk and runs away really fast*
“KTHXBYE” ……….
Ai agree wif u, CKK. Wat tehm kittez want, tehm kittehz GET! Ai’m nawt arguin wif tehm!
Speekin uv reelee beeg kittehz, didja c ware da laidee wuz uhrestid 4 triein 2 sayl siks tygrr kubz n frunt uvva Wally-Mart?
Wowsers!!! Wut nexxt?????
Franklee, (an Ernestlee!~) I doo b surprizzulled dat it wuzzunt hur own kidlets.
Waol, dat prollee happinz, 2, but da librul nooz meedeeyuh woan cuvvr it…
srsly?
Prollee… Deyz stoopee peepz evvyware dooin stoopee fingz evvyware. But offin U nawt heerin bowt dem cuz da stoopee librul nooz peepz nawt cuvvr fingz unlest dey can haz sumfin 2 doo wif da librul cawziz, liek aminulz ritez n da vyrunmint n fingz liek dat… Nawt dat doze cawziz r bad, mynd U — I finkz deyz impoartint 2 — but nawt moar impoartint dan fingz liek purr-tektin kidletz frum weerd peepz…
We iz in Ur backyard scaring U to death
Mom: Jim, wares yer liddle sister?
Jim: ai dunno mum, she woak up afor me.
Mom: Ime givin yu till teh cownt uv three to go diul nine wun wun.
Jim: duz this meen ai getz her room?
welcum too teh dollhowse.
Tehre wuz an orinj an whyte kitteh in mai bak yard tihs morning, but him wuz nawt tihs beeg! :-O
This is OT, but please let let cheezfrenz know that Freelion “AKA” Feelionophiliac “Roger” computer died 6/16, 3pm. He will be back sometime today.
Oh, JJeez, catsrus.
I misread that at first and almost had a heart attack.
Thank you for letting us know though.
AHA!!!!! Sew it WUZN’T teh dingo taht stoled the baybee!
No, use poodles. They’re more annoying than children (which says something), and less likely to cause indigestion. Don wan teh kittehs to getz indigestion!
But dey gets all ob dat hair in de pool. PLEH
sorry, big kittehz, not kan haz my kidz, i likes tehm too much. heer, kan haz naybor’s big lowd goggie insted. plzkthx.
(disklaymr for teh caretrollz: i lubz all teh furry frenz, wuld nebber eber feedz wun to teh mowntin lionz on purpos. besides, i fink naybor’z big goggie culd hold himz own anyway. if he fites az hard as he barks, taht iz.)
oh, an mr an mrs mowntin liyon, i dont fink yoo wants to drink taht pool water after teh liddle kidz been in it wifowt them’z dypurs on.
jus sayin.
y u fink teh wun closur too us bee makin pleh face?
yup, taht luks like “pleh” to me. no salt, but other stuf taht’s not tasty or nutrishus.
No, it doen’t need kids, it needs some hot boys in their early 20′s.. (those ARE cougars, aren’t they?)
If it had salt and kids, wouldn’t it taste like the kid-equivalent of hotdog water?
This was in my old neighborhood! it was all over the news. yikes
“Is we in Forks? Dat guy has big gun!” Those are half-grown cougars, out trying to find a new home.
In Forks (See “Twilight”), great big fat cops and wildlife guys with rifles shoot half-grown cougar kittens a bunch of kids could have run out of town with sticks. Then they stand 15 feet away for photos to show how scared of little starved animals they are.
“Why hoomans so bad chicken? Hoomans gots all da gunz!”