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To infinitee…AND BEEYOND !!!!
OMG, it’s full of stars!
whut ?? teh reepeat ov Dallas??
infinite nap.
Ai wuz juss at mah nefeu’s gradooayeshens frum teh jooner hi an dis wuz dere theem. To infinitee and BEEYOND! 2 phunnee.
Oh noes! Tehre’s a hole in Teh Spayce Thyme Continunomnom!
WHAT is in the mug next to the PC? Pleh!
Ai fink deres sumfin BEHIND teh mug…yer seein a distorshun…
I fink tehre ISN’T! Pleh! An Dubbel-Pleh!
oh! I thought u were referrin to teh, er, colur of teh, erm, beveraj in kwestyun….
Well… taht too, but tehre’s sumfing disterbing IN the mug…
cud those two things be….. related?
*Shudder*
Is eezy. Der is infinity in teh air, teh mug iz half-empti, so der mug haz wats left aftur yew take teh infinity out.
I thot the mug was half-full!
Ai still finks deres sumfin bee-hind teh mug….
sumfin yello & black & scaree…..
Ai fink tehrz a tarantula in teh mug…..
or a long legged frog ????
Luks lyke whut I fownded in Angsty wuns bedrume
Ai think itz just a liddle sea monster wif yello aieez!
Wot’s yello an’ blak an’ skaree? I no! A custard-covered black cat hu has been told dey are going tu hav a baff.
Dis is wun of teh menny reesons I dunnot drink Mowntin Doo…
here’s my taek on dis seenario:
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end of human life az we noes it haz okurred becuz teh alienz dat maded the Nazka lines in Pru haz inbvaded; awl datz left is kittehs.
De glass haded Inka Kola innit (tis teh exakt culur!) left by the previous uzer, and iz now an inkubator fur a bebee ebil alien.
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yup. datz wut happnd.
An I helpded!
uhoh- don’t mek me bring out WMDs:
Weaponz o Mary’s Destructif singing
(hee-is dat a shakenbake commrshl ref?)
Will der be yodellin?
noessssssssssss nawt teh goteherd!!!
HeeHeee!!!
If dere be tawk ov yodeling to torture ebil,
ten it muss be Slim Whitman!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a28EBGEkCs
mebbee, mebee nawt…my strateegery, is steel in teh plannin staej.
any sujeschuns?
yes, i see dat goteherd rekwest, jamamamakitteh. anyfing else?
Well u kinda had teh same thing happen last week rite?
Purrsonalitee reversal?
Do we lure Ebil Maus wif bad musik and DVDs of Love Storee?
Sumthin tells me that wont werk.
Not kwite a reversul… more like a splinch.
ai gess ai weel goes bak twerk and cum in agin laters………..mebbe this will jus be a fig newton ob mai magination………. (crosses fingers) like waking up frum a nitemare
well, we can has a dubble pronged strategeree here: yu use teh annoyin music & moobiees, and i strart emmitting teh bad singin to creyate a blokhed, erm, blokayd to keep t’otter alienz frum bringin suple eyes to teh wunz own erf.
letz just hoep dat teh alienz hazn’t discobered eerplugz oar dongulz to keep teh noiz outta dere eerz …
okayz, jmamamakitteh, i saves teh goteherd song fr yu.
if u can makes the singing at 1.2 megahertz, maybee that freakwency can stablize the walls of owr dimension, and keeps the Ebil Dimension wif the Ebil Maus awai!!
**prepares to put on multi CD’s uv Teh Carpenters, and Poison, at teh same time**
*singz a demented er, augmented 4th above teh Carpaintrz*
♫why do burdz
suddunlol appeeeeeer
ebry time
u r neer?
jest lyk mee
day lawn to beeez
clothes tew yew♫
Nice stylin’s, MaryO!
*now the strains uv another song blend in… seemfully.. (as in, the opposit uv seemlessly)*
*substitooting for Poison hoo was unavalabul is ABBA*
♫Can you hear the drums Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight Fernando
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar♫
That mite do do it!
Hoapfullee this will keep us secure for a wile. I has to go.. hoap to find the ICHC dimenshun intact tomorrows!
**seengz deminted, er, diminisht 7th baloe Mais Oui**
♪♪♪ Sew dey spreenkld munedust n ur hayr
N gowldin starlyt n ur ayz uv bloo ♪♪♪
U noez … I betz ifn we plaiz sum “Zamfir” pann floot da ebill wood stai awai 4ebbur
Mais certainement, cherie!
wuh woh. ebil maus speekz zee Fronch- can i rezizt eet???
Resitenz is futyle.
*tries to gets a grip*
ai haz nawt eber herd teh fronsch yodeling…………
Can we has teh Fronch bred & teh Fronch Fries & teh Fronch dressing ??
*extreeeeemly fast growin green tendrils kreep in with a mysterious objet attached*.
“I hopez i aer nawt too late!!! here:”
*passes over an olde fashuned grip with embroydereid sweepeas to Mary O*
*mid swoon*
Oh, you are jest in time!!!
*takes teh olde fashuned grip w sweepeas embroyderied onnit*
*unhooks teh clasp & openz teh grip*
*s Natchez the unsuspektin Ebil Maus who is smokin*
*putz ‘im in teh grip*
wachout!
dat wuz close!
yew awmost fergotted to close it propurrlee
*snaps the grip closd*
*quickly weaves and incredbublee stong green matrix of
green tendrils round the grip, because this variety o sweet pea has been crosst wif kudzu*
Nawt teh kudzu;
wowsers; taht wil layst foarebber!!!
*looking grave*
yes. i had to bring out the heavy artilolry.
to be continyewd…
will sweetpea release teh ebil maus from her grip?
toon in t’moro for an otter epea soda o MaisweetPeas Theatre.
or nawt.
Be there oar be skware.
we will be waytin wiff baited breff………… oh de lay heee hooooo
didchoo has sushi fer lunches, goteherd?
à chacun ses goûts, as dey say at teh cafeteria in d’Beakre Labs.
There is water in the mug, there is nothing behind the mug, there is only a print on the mug, I should know, it’s my mug…
-brane freeze-
dang Maus, u sedded the only thing I cud think uv. Congrats… to u and Eeck! If u is speeking to me, that is.
**snuffle**
oops, sowry Horse, see there is a TY!!
congrats to all, and hoo wants wut?
*Harumph!*
Well… Who else iz I gonna play wif? I gess I furgives yoo…
yay!
I is so releved I didn’t have to resort to torture..
*hides DVD of Beaches behind hur back*
Gee… yer so kind.
*Hides creem pie behind back*
*Pops in from the Ebil Dimension*
*Grabs the pie and throws it at Leeza*
*Disappears*
*A la The Matrix, in slow motion*
*Jumps into the path of the pie*
Noooooooooooooooooo…
*Spplllllaaattttt*
eek! itza maus!!
well now.
I wuz just goin to show u a littul, uh, edumacashunal moovie abowt the power of frendship and furgiveness…
**puts on raincoat**
*Wiping off whippy cream*
The power of sap and soap, IMO…
Iz we gonna hav to put yew 2 in separate LOL’s ????
U mee