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To infinitee…AND BEEYOND !!!!
OMG, it’s full of stars!
whut ?? teh reepeat ov Dallas??
infinite nap.
Ai wuz juss at mah nefeu’s gradooayeshens frum teh jooner hi an dis wuz dere theem. To infinitee and BEEYOND! 2 phunnee.
Oh noes! Tehre’s a hole in Teh Spayce Thyme Continunomnom!
WHAT is in the mug next to the PC? Pleh!
Ai fink deres sumfin BEHIND teh mug…yer seein a distorshun…
I fink tehre ISN’T! Pleh! An Dubbel-Pleh!
oh! I thought u were referrin to teh, er, colur of teh, erm, beveraj in kwestyun….
Well… taht too, but tehre’s sumfing disterbing IN the mug…
cud those two things be….. related?
*Shudder*
Is eezy. Der is infinity in teh air, teh mug iz half-empti, so der mug haz wats left aftur yew take teh infinity out.
I thot the mug was half-full!
Ai still finks deres sumfin bee-hind teh mug….
sumfin yello & black & scaree…..
Ai fink tehrz a tarantula in teh mug…..
or a long legged frog ????
Luks lyke whut I fownded in Angsty wuns bedrume
Ai think itz just a liddle sea monster wif yello aieez!
Wot’s yello an’ blak an’ skaree? I no! A custard-covered black cat hu has been told dey are going tu hav a baff.
Dis is wun of teh menny reesons I dunnot drink Mowntin Doo…
here’s my taek on dis seenario:
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end of human life az we noes it haz okurred becuz teh alienz dat maded the Nazka lines in Pru haz inbvaded; awl datz left is kittehs.
De glass haded Inka Kola innit (tis teh exakt culur!) left by the previous uzer, and iz now an inkubator fur a bebee ebil alien.
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yup. datz wut happnd.
An I helpded!
uhoh- don’t mek me bring out WMDs:
Weaponz o Mary’s Destructif singing
(hee-is dat a shakenbake commrshl ref?)
Will der be yodellin?
noessssssssssss nawt teh goteherd!!!
HeeHeee!!!
If dere be tawk ov yodeling to torture ebil,
ten it muss be Slim Whitman!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a28EBGEkCs
mebbee, mebee nawt…my strateegery, is steel in teh plannin staej.
any sujeschuns?
yes, i see dat goteherd rekwest, jamamamakitteh. anyfing else?
Well u kinda had teh same thing happen last week rite?
Purrsonalitee reversal?
Do we lure Ebil Maus wif bad musik and DVDs of Love Storee?
Sumthin tells me that wont werk.
Not kwite a reversul… more like a splinch.
ai gess ai weel goes bak twerk and cum in agin laters………..mebbe this will jus be a fig newton ob mai magination………. (crosses fingers) like waking up frum a nitemare
well, we can has a dubble pronged strategeree here: yu use teh annoyin music & moobiees, and i strart emmitting teh bad singin to creyate a blokhed, erm, blokayd to keep t’otter alienz frum bringin suple eyes to teh wunz own erf.
letz just hoep dat teh alienz hazn’t discobered eerplugz oar dongulz to keep teh noiz outta dere eerz …
okayz, jmamamakitteh, i saves teh goteherd song fr yu.
if u can makes the singing at 1.2 megahertz, maybee that freakwency can stablize the walls of owr dimension, and keeps the Ebil Dimension wif the Ebil Maus awai!!
**prepares to put on multi CD’s uv Teh Carpenters, and Poison, at teh same time**
*singz a demented er, augmented 4th above teh Carpaintrz*
♫why do burdz
suddunlol appeeeeeer
ebry time
u r neer?
jest lyk mee
day lawn to beeez
clothes tew yew♫
Nice stylin’s, MaryO!
*now the strains uv another song blend in… seemfully.. (as in, the opposit uv seemlessly)*
*substitooting for Poison hoo was unavalabul is ABBA*
♫Can you hear the drums Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight Fernando
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar♫
That mite do do it!
Hoapfullee this will keep us secure for a wile. I has to go.. hoap to find the ICHC dimenshun intact tomorrows!
**seengz deminted, er, diminisht 7th baloe Mais Oui**
♪♪♪ Sew dey spreenkld munedust n ur hayr
N gowldin starlyt n ur ayz uv bloo ♪♪♪
U noez … I betz ifn we plaiz sum “Zamfir” pann floot da ebill wood stai awai 4ebbur
Mais certainement, cherie!
wuh woh. ebil maus speekz zee Fronch- can i rezizt eet???
Resitenz is futyle.
*tries to gets a grip*
ai haz nawt eber herd teh fronsch yodeling…………
Can we has teh Fronch bred & teh Fronch Fries & teh Fronch dressing ??
*extreeeeemly fast growin green tendrils kreep in with a mysterious objet attached*.
“I hopez i aer nawt too late!!! here:”
*passes over an olde fashuned grip with embroydereid sweepeas to Mary O*
*mid swoon*
Oh, you are jest in time!!!
*takes teh olde fashuned grip w sweepeas embroyderied onnit*
*unhooks teh clasp & openz teh grip*
*s Natchez the unsuspektin Ebil Maus who is smokin*
*putz ‘im in teh grip*
wachout!
dat wuz close!
yew awmost fergotted to close it propurrlee
*snaps the grip closd*
*quickly weaves and incredbublee stong green matrix of
green tendrils round the grip, because this variety o sweet pea has been crosst wif kudzu*
Nawt teh kudzu;
wowsers; taht wil layst foarebber!!!
*looking grave*
yes. i had to bring out the heavy artilolry.
to be continyewd…
will sweetpea release teh ebil maus from her grip?
toon in t’moro for an otter epea soda o MaisweetPeas Theatre.
or nawt.
Be there oar be skware.
we will be waytin wiff baited breff………… oh de lay heee hooooo
didchoo has sushi fer lunches, goteherd?
à chacun ses goûts, as dey say at teh cafeteria in d’Beakre Labs.
There is water in the mug, there is nothing behind the mug, there is only a print on the mug, I should know, it’s my mug…
-brane freeze-
dang Maus, u sedded the only thing I cud think uv. Congrats… to u and Eeck! If u is speeking to me, that is.
**snuffle**
oops, sowry Horse, see there is a TY!!
congrats to all, and hoo wants wut?
*Harumph!*
Well… Who else iz I gonna play wif? I gess I furgives yoo…
yay!
I is so releved I didn’t have to resort to torture..
*hides DVD of Beaches behind hur back*
Gee… yer so kind.
*Hides creem pie behind back*
*Pops in from the Ebil Dimension*
*Grabs the pie and throws it at Leeza*
*Disappears*
*A la The Matrix, in slow motion*
*Jumps into the path of the pie*
Noooooooooooooooooo…
*Spplllllaaattttt*
eek! itza maus!!
well now.
I wuz just goin to show u a littul, uh, edumacashunal moovie abowt the power of frendship and furgiveness…
**puts on raincoat**
*Wiping off whippy cream*
The power of sap and soap, IMO…
Iz we gonna hav to put yew 2 in separate LOL’s ????
U meens Maus and Ebil Maus, rite?
Coz Maus just saveded me frum the full on Ebil Maus pi-fling.
Fanks Maus!
But u doez bring up a gud point… wut are we gonna do abowt this Ebil Maus poppin in and owt ov dimeshuns and and strewin ebil everywhere?
Well ai WUZ tawkin abowt u & Maus…but Ebil Maus adds a whole new dimenshun….
So to speak
BWAHAhahahahahaha…. *CoughHackCough*
ware haz LCB bin todai?
we mite needs to borrow sum of her darts!!
Did ai miss sunfin ??
Duz Ebil Maus haz a cowld ???
Ebil Maus rides a motorcyclol, which appeers to have exhaust isshoos.
Nah. He’s jus nawt very gud at teh Ebil Laff…
i’m guessing from teh little pakkit rolled up in hiz
tshirt sleeb dat he’s pakin cigretz & mebee datz a smokerz coffin he be hazin?
pooer guy gots a bad hobbit n ill efex frum hiz pooer choizes… kin weeze awl juss gets a lawn..?
Purshuhnully, I tink dat teh Ebil Maus has malignalitaloptereosis.
Only cure is lotsa sunshine an’ fresh air.
hobbitz isn’t bad, precious.
dey just drawed dat way in some animated vershuns.
tahts eggz actlee wuht ai finks, sunshinez n fresh hair, awn teh lawn… Gollum ref FTW, Mais oui !
oar shood Ai sez, LOTR Ref… :blush:
ether werks.
ether? r u planning zee abduckshun? yo delay hee hoo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Qo62s8QNg
Mebbe we shood kraws da beemz…
Dat damm Kew is at it agen.
ST:TNG ref FTW!
um… itz cuz ai stole teh flux kapacitor… didn’t fink anybudy wud miss it
grumble grumble about stoopy multiple personalities!
Joins teh DID club
he’z not only theDID Club president, he’z also
a client,erm clientS.I CAN SEEZ FUREVORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ai haz a frend who seded dat wuns… ob cors… he was on teh nip at teh thyme
Mai optometrist axt mee haow fur Ai cd see wivout mai glarsis soe Ai axt hin haow fur woz teh starz.
an him chrgd yew xtruh 4 been teh smawt alik!!!
Iz it a cleer dai ?????
ai hopes so………… helps me keep an eye on teh goats!! yo delay hee hoo
Thats a massive amount of LOL!
Lolkitteh is bored in all him fourmer libes, he sleep tru dem.
Libe 1…..ate,slept….
Libe 2…..ate,slept….
Libe 3……ate,slept…horked up a hareball…..
Libe 4….ate,slept
………..
Ramyndz me uv un owld Kit’n'Carlyl kawmikle. It sez, “Carlyl’z Kitteh Fakt 52: Kittehz haz uh bilt-in klok wat taylz em win 2 eet n win 2 nap”, n da pitcher shoez uh grate beeg klok dat duzznt haz numbrrz but haz da werdz “Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap Eet Nap” awl rownd da fayz!!1!
…
Dat’z bowt rite, 2…
best. libez. EVA. (ecksept fer libe 3. NO HAREBALLZ!!!!!)
Never ending cat of eternal!
∞
oar ‘8′ een Rawn Hubbid speek.
but lolcat ar monotonically decreasing and thus this infinite sequnce haz
a finite limit.
but math kitteh more inturested in nipz and gushie fuds
and not ur stoopee math problums
and iz inturested in someting outside the windows
purrhaps a mouse or may be a bird…
kitteh dun borkd infinitee!!!
teh ewe knee verse wheel nebbur B teh saym agen agen agen agen………….. aww lukkee – dawtz …………………………………………………………
redoosed to ultimate submikroskopic string ov dekadimenshunal enurgy…cat am wun wif de yoonivurse.
cooool, doooood…
Droste Effect Kitteh can has recursion to limit of vizibul resolooshun?
aww kukkee – dawtz!!…………………………………………….
mebbeh lukkee wood mek moar senz??
butt kukkee am teh nyz ideeyuh >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nomm nommm
Doo ai heer a stranj but priinzlee voyce lukking fur the kukkeez???
eye wuz a gud buoy an diddun by nun!! sew am suffrin wif drawl sinonymz!!!1
Pikshure ov kitteh keaps awn goeiyng, adn goeiyng, adn goeiyng…………
Thru teh doarwaiy ov ETERNITY………!!!!!
iz makin me dizzy…
Yesh, me tuu; Ai hasta goe tuu anuvver lolpik tuu geyt awai frum tihs wun!!!
Dats a kyoot abatar u gots there CKK!
hur abatar luks laik mai Schatzie-lein.
Fanks Leeza-b adn Leosmom;
Iyt bees sillee, liek me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paw-tal into da Fuuutchaaaa!
kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh…. INTU INFINITEH!
Dis kitteh is gonna be wun crabby infinicat wehn teh peeps get a noo monitur wun of dese daies. No moar sittin on teh warm look-owt plase.
Rear window kitteh ar watching Uz commit a crime
Wherez hiz cast & hiz camera ???
it ar invisibul
or may be it ar grace kelly kitteh
****sighs***
Ai lubs dat moovee…..has to sit & watch ebbery tyme ai sees it is awn.
me 2. I ar a Hitchcock mobie fanz
Kitteh -> oo
Infin(k)itteh!
recursive kitteh …
…is recursive
Now, now, yu noe we dont liek recursing on this site. If yu feel liek recursing, du it elsewhere elsewher elsewhe elsewh elsew else els el e …. halp!
Hoo Boi: losted iyntuu iynfiniteee…………………………….!!!
Oh hai, Crapture!
I’z juss buzzin’ in fur a wyle. Hoep u r gud.
ohai cbsb, hope things are okeh wit yu. havunt hrd from yu in whiles…
i’z ok… hao r U doin laetly?
Oh HAI!!! cat_butt_squirrel_butt!!1 Ai wuz just thnking about yoo! Hao hav yoo been?
Or a BEEG wile!
Ai hope yoo ar heer to stay fur a liddle wile!!
Yoo ARE mist, yoo know!
Fanks! Ai miss u’s 2’s!!
Ai dunt meen 2 b sew infreeqwint.
Ai juss movid in2 a howse wiff mah frens sinse Ai can has fallin on harhd tyems. Butt Ai will b gettin mah lyfe bak on trak AN git 2 visit cheezland moar.
Ai thinks bowt u guise all teh tyem.
xxoo
kool, we haz been missin u arownd heer
When there’s a glitch in the matrix you’ll get De Ja Vu…
*snikt* *speed-dial*
Tank, warez da neeristist egg-zit?
Did anyone notice the cats are different?
Yep … infunitlee differnt
Yah. Dey is pandimensional.
Panda menshun? hoo menshund pandaz?
kitteh moobz fru infinnitee wif noe f oart.
teh ownlee infinnittee kitteh once am teh gusheefudz!!!
Sayme kitteh, difrnt paws…
Dis iz lyke der cubber ob Pink Freud’s Umma Gumma album, a differment kitteh pose in every regreshun.
omg…my hed
haz asploded
kleenup on aisle three
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
**CCC kumz skreechin rownd da kornur uv ayl free**
Howld awn, CH! I gitz u fiksded up n noe tym!
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**patteepatpat 2 maykem awl smoov agin**
**dukkee tayp 2 howld hed 2gevvur**
**putz awn bavvin cap 2 keep fingz neet n tydee**
**snapz awn CHRG wif kitteh faysiz 2 purr-tekt aginst moar splortz**
**raps CH wif softee fwoofee bwankee n tukz unner chin**
Dare naow … haz sum chokklit possumz wif kreemee fillinz n sum steemin hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem awn tawp (4 nootrishun)
Naow reelakz inna Splort Lownj, n b shur 2 keepz ur CHRG awn
“Tahnks…I needed taht”
oooo
brane stil hertz
Hmmmm… U muss nawt b dreenkin ur rashunz uv hawt chokklit…
**pores moar steemin hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n kullerd spreenklz**
**hanz 2 CH**
Cheez!
Plz to install Kitteh 08
Wif free lyftime renooals
Sum restrictions apply, see site fr deetails*
*Offur limited to 9 livez.
Battreez nawt inkloodid. Passed purr-formints nawt garuntee uv fyoocher reezultz. Nawt uhvaylibble n awl staytz.
Side effex mae inclood bloating, gas, anal leekage, oh hai blud presshure, premachure matriculation, mastikashun, and hed asploshun. A smal numbur of pashients also has a hedake, nauseuh, and craveng teh cheezburgers. Oh wait, taht last part ez normal…
i hope nobody here is over the age of 13
well…you certainly live up to the screen-name you’ve chosen.
don’t like the lolspeak? not a problem. not required that everyone speak/type it, those of us who do so do it for our own amusement
feel the need to be a condescending douche about it? well then, hey…let me point you in the general direction of some rolling doughnuts at which you may feel free to take a flying f**k, kthxbye.
U tell ‘im!!!!!
Eww, windows.
Ware did mah long ansur goe?
Janet:
Ai keeps tryin 2 reespon 2 u — reel nice liek, 2 — butt it duznt show. ichc sez Ai nede 2 b moar regoolar!!
ahaha very nais pic!
Different pictures. Spacetime distortion!
Infinitteh kitteh!
is called “mise en abime” and is tres cute.
infinite kitteh sequins inishiatered
Achsually, iz called RECURSEEVE (recursive), or so gramer cat sayz…
lol, like teh cocoa wheats box….
Does anybody else notice a bottle of liquor AND a mug of beer? The picture on the screen is probably how the person normally sees.
There is no beer in the mug, it’s water. I deny everything!
Forever lolcats!
OMG LOOK AT DIS.
WHO IZ DIS?
DOES DIS PERSUN MAEK CHEZCAKE CUZ I DUN LIEK CHEZCAKE…..D: