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Isoceles Kitteh

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Isoceles Kitteh has acute nose

nawt dis kind of a cute.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: triffid_farmer

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  1. annipuss says:

    All teh betta 2 sniff owt fud

  2. Kitteh deffinitlee not obtuse!

  3. rodney dill says:

    Pythagorean Pussy’s unite!

  4. Lime says:

    wurst. pun. ever.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      yah, an i likez it so muches i fink i’m gonna making dish wun my screamsaver/wallpaper on teh compewter.

  5. kittehattendant says:

    Purrrhaps kitteh can halp me wif the gee-aw-mehtrees?

  6. shaungrl says:

    Purrmuda Triangle.

  7. steroid says:

    Kitteh haz gud reflex, right? (<-More anglez)

  8. mugglemary says:

    kitteh hab cawts a dinosawer?

    • poohbear3931 says:

      Yay! Ai thinkz luks liek coddeh fisheh ~ but mebbe iz ownly floofy duveh turneded ober? Ai hazing tehm 50 plus eies 2, MM! Confoosin mai brane, reeding teh wurdz inkor…incorr.. wrong 2 sumtimez. Kan bee berry berry funneh!

  9. tidmum says:

    Is off on a tangent……Oh luk! a piece ob stwing……

    • annipuss says:

      Mornin, tidmum, how u 2 dai? Ai akshoolee manajd 2 do teh shoppin b4 swichin on teh compootr tihs mornin. Mai will powah, let mee sho u it!

      • tidmum says:

        Mornin annipuss :grin:
        I is feeline a bit tired, but I has putted away awl teh cleen washin tahts been sat awn teh landin fer a week!!! Mah ICHC addiction-let me show yoo mah messy howse :lol:
        I needs to go shoppin in a bit, I is procrastinatin as yooshul tho!!!

      • upfi says:

        Yay 2 ur will powah, annipuss! Conga rats 2 awn ur nawt sekkund! And can you pleaz pass awn sum of ur will powah 2 tidmum and me? Kthxbai! :lol:

        • annipuss says:

          Sowwy, Ai yoozd up awl teh will powah dis mornin – Ai yooshulee wate 2 trie 2 get teh nawt sekond on teh lol taht pops up at 11am (ai loyterz wiv intent!) – den Ai haz 2 c iffn ennee wun els iz plaiin. Den Ai finks a cup uv cawfee wud bee gud…. den Ai finks iffn Ai don goe owt, Ai don eet an Ai luv eetin!:lol:

  10. Harry says:

    Kitteh is triangulating on the nearest source of gushifuds!

  11. mugglemary says:

    oh deers
    i read harrys comment as
    “kitteh is strangulating…”
    my over-fifty aies, let me shows u tehm!

    • Harry says:

      Well, when yu nom tu fast, sumtimes yu strangulate too! Yushually followed by horking and a big mess to cleen up. Not as easy tu cleen hork as it is splort!

  12. Wittlekitteh says:

    Maybe dis is teh sine from teh Ceiling Cat? Or a co-sine?

    Been too long from teh geometrie….

  13. Greycat says:

    Isn’t dat triangle EquilCATeral? Sorry, iz nawt fluent in Lolspeak yet. I iz a newbee here.

    • poohbear3931 says:

      *snortle*

    • two_kittehs says:

      I agreez is equicateral kitteh not isosceles.
      can we has volunteerz to measure the angles on kitteh nose?

      Uz is doing purty well wid dah lolspeak. Welcome to ICHC
      I hope Uz has lotsa fun wid deh kittehs and the cheezpeeps!

      • elfinugget says:

        awl ekwicateral try-angulz is “isosceles”…. U see, “Isosceles” jus meen 2 sieds saem length…… equicateral try-angulz haz awl 3 saidz saem lingf, so derfoar, is isosceles.

        *grin*

        Ohai, I been werkin’ on florez, gots to do much geometry akshulie. Has been bisektin’ teh angulz an evryfing. :D

        –Elfi

    • goatherd says:

      nooooooobies always welcumz!!! an der iz no rite er rong in lolspeak…. ebbrywun haz der own wai! jus hab fun an plai nice wit udders, you’ll pik up teh rest along teh way….. an der is a lolspeak wiki linkie at teh top ob teh page, will splain sum ob teh obskure refrinces yew hears frum time tew time!!

    • cweenmj says:

      Welkum 2 cheezland Greycat!! Wii b hoping u r habbing deh funz heer. Deh onlyest rule b 2 playing nise. Deh lolspeek is opshunall. Dis b a berry majikkle plais, wear ennyfing ken happen. Kum wif mii 2 deh Tybooteek adn wii will getting u a welkuming pressint. Oh, luk heer iz a 50z bavving cap 4 u. It b green wif deh starfishez on it. It will hep protecting u frum deh splortagez.
      .
      *Handz Greycat a chokklit martoonee. Klinkee glasses.*
      Cheez!!

  14. rhsb says:

    CALIKO!!!!!!!!

    WANT!!!!!

  15. D.R. says:

    Dat noze look ekwilaterul to me. ;)

    • LOLDemon says:

      Is prawbublee reelee a skayleen kitteh. I dowt ehnee sied uv traiyangul b egzakt saem saiz ez ehnee uddur.

  16. Scott Hungarter says:

    an dats a TRIPLE entendre!!!! how perfect!

    • fiendishrabbit says:

      Lulz. Nawt notish tird meanung til u say.

      nose is kyoote
      nose smells gud
      nose iz pointee.

      some kitteh too smart fur awn guud.

  17. poohbear3931 says:

    Ai haz a sad cos eberybuddy iz making kyoot & witteh commentz an Ai kannut tihnk ob enny. Bare wid berry small brane… Aslo haz lorst mah abitar…

    • poohbear3931 says:

      Yay! Abitar Gizmo kitteh is bak! Woop woop! Nao haz a happee!

    • cheshirekittehkat says:

      Donut bees sadd; weez awl ar funnee iyn owr oawn wai;

      Ai’m nawt soe guud at puns adn kwik reespohnsis;

      Ai hasta fink a liddel bit bowt wut Ai am goeiyng tuu ritez;

      soe Ai ar beddure at storee teylliyng; :lol:

  18. LOLDemon says:

    “O hai. Wut kaind uv kitteh iz u?”

    “Ai sawsuhleez.”

    “Beg pardun?”

    “Ai sawsuhleez.”

    “Wut?”

    “I haz traiyangul awn noez. Traiyangul haz tu saidz an tu angulz dat r teh saym.”

    “O, I c nao.”

    “Deyr r tu uddur kaindz uv traiyangul kittehz: eeekwildurul an skayleen.”

    “Veree inturestin. ‘Aisawsuhleez’ iz pritee hard tu spel in lolcat.”

    “Tel meh abowt it.”

  19. kittehlurve says:

    is teh mostest smoochabel noze!!!

    • two_kittehs says:

      but iffen you gibes it a kissie be purrpared foh deh pointeh ends

      • rhsb says:

        Iz wurth teh risk.

        • poohbear3931 says:

          Iz dere be a Mahts naming fur teh pointy enzs? Liek: crescenty sharpeh semi-hemisferical finggehs?

          • two_kittehs says:

            I callz them kitteh weapons of purrsonal destrukshunz

            • kittehlurve says:

              mai kittehs lieks teh smoocheez ona noze wif no pointee enz hertn me.
              Nawt smoochees attaaks! –
              Stelth smoochees: snuggels…cuddels… softok bowt hao perty tehy is…shhhhhh…littelsoftsmoocheezonanoze…moar softok… moar cuddels…moar littelsoftsmoocheezonanoze….

              • two_kittehs says:

                mah kittehs tolerates it and den goes wipee wipee vigorously
                wid deh tongues, iffen I overdoes it, mah boss kitteh will sometimes
                push me awai

  20. greasycat says:

    Kitteh nosey iz isooo…. izolo….isolll….ice…. triangle wit two sides be de same. You know, ice-sauce-o-lee’s !

  21. Greycat says:

    Pointy ends iz weapons of Mouse Destruckshun (also burds, plantz, drapes an’ any ting elsz dey can gets in2..)

  22. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Luuks liek kitteh bees a waulkyng plane geeohmetree lessen;

    (Her duz nawt caire iyf her haz a maff noase tho;

    az laung az iyt halps her tuu cumputez iyn wut dyrekshun her dinnure bees lokatid; her duz tihs bye snyffyng a lawt;

    teh hek wif teh maff cumputashun!!!!!) :roll:

  23. burfday fairy says:

    hello ebreewun! iz teh burfday fairy heer to wish all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs, an trolz hoo haz they’z burfdayz today a big HAPPEE BURFDAY!!!!!1! :D :D hav sum hommaed caek an delishus bevrij ob yor choys an som konfettis, an sellybraet! :D :D :D

  24. cheshirekittehkat says:

    O Hai, Burfday Fairy; Fanks foar flitting bye foar teh CheezeFrends!!!!

    • burfday fairy says:

      fank you ckk! *mus lurn how to maek teh interwebs konfetti, jus imajin it spirnkld all over teh playc*

      • cweenmj says:

        *puttingz on deh geek hat wif dhe propellrz*
        if u b habbing deh Windoze 97, u ken dueing dis:
        Klikkee on deh Start den System Tools
        den Character Map. Wen it opunz dere be awl sorts
        uv karakters (kinda like heer). Select wut u want
        (u ken pik moar dan 1) den klik deh Copy button.
        den kum bak 2 ur commint and press Ctrl+V
        (oar click Edit, den Paste frum dehn Menu bar)
        *Takez off deh geek hat adn putting it away.*

  25. jmuhj says:

    Teh angul uv teh triangul iz oh sew Qte!

  26. Duffy says:

    Dis bees PRIME exampul of why I lubs ICHC. Mathive amounts of wit.
    Plus geomeowtrically ‘cute kittehs.
    Brillyunt.

  27. carmen9 says:

    You’ll be the death of me!!!!

  28. StarKittehSky says:

    Iz a Sin() from Ceiling Cat! Nao I sawry I wreckt-angles yesserday!

  29. x.briii.x says:

    dish kitteh cud probably halp meh wit mah maff… hmm…

  30. dan says:

    mor of a equilateral


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