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yur dion it rite
Concatumalayshunz annipuss! Wut songdans an drinkz wud u liek 4 parti?
Parti? iz yooz goinz to a parti?
bean naught sekondt, yer doin it rite!
(an on teh necks lol cat, 2)
Indeed!
Hau u knowz deyz doin’ it rite?
Eloping… yer doin it wrong!
Black kitteh iz dadcat….iz yellin “where do u fink yer goin,yung ladee ?”
but, but I lubs Romeow, we iz meant 2 be togedder dad
Teh screen door slams
Two K’s floof waves
Liek a vision she danses across teh porch
Az teh radio plays
Roy Orbison singing fur teh lonely
Hey that’s meh and I wants u onwee…
Bruuuuuce !!! …..
An heerza liddel-gnown vershun uv Thunder Road, curtesy uv Teh Boss and Melissa Etheridge. Enjoi!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQpyxh3xpv8&feature=related
FTW!!1!! Berry gud bershun. Ai kin relayt tew yur comint belo, wii aweez lukin fur teh bad bois, mispent yooth. It nawt faer, hab teh grate bodee, but noes braynes! *sniker*
In der layt ’70s an early ’80s, WNEW 102.7 FM, NYC progressive rock play a set of ‘Bruce Juice’ ebbey mawnin at around the tyme I wus waykin up, too layt fer werk to hep me get on muh way. Vin Skelso I tink.
Ohai, gremlin! Dew U awlsew can haz Da Boss’z bershyun uv “Blyndid bai da Lyt” b4 Mannfred Mann didded it?
heer is won bershun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm68uujAGEk&feature=related
Ah, thatz musik to mah eerz!
Duz ennything sownd moar liek summer than teh sweet sownds uv Broo Spingsteen?
Anna fast kar.
Anna kold drink.
Anna bad boi to run away with.
*sigh* Themz wer teh dayze!
My misspent 80s yooth: let me show yoo it!
Ah yes, teh 80s. Bad clothes, but gud tymes.
Don’t forget the hair!
Wut,teh “hair up to THERE !!” ?
Oh yeah, wii kept Akwa Net in bidness!
Ah,yesh…teh hole in teh ozone layer….
we maydes it !!!
Oh, how cud wii furgit teh hair! Big bad hair! But gud mewzik.
mai 60′s will gib yer 80′s a run for teh monies!!!
Teh 60s can has sum rilly gud mewzik…
Airplane, Jefferson
Butterfly, Iron
Cass, Mama
D…
Dylan, bob
Donovan
Davy Jones
*sry bowt teh studder
E…
Everly brothers
Fogarty, john
Godspell (musical)
Hare (anothur mooskal)
Innagoddadavida
Jim Croce
Zeppelin, Led!!!! (They were mostly in the 70s, but started in the late 60s)
Q… Quicksilver Messenger Service? (I think they were 70s though…)
Hair, loong byootiful
Ian, Janis
Joplin, Janis
K..
Kinks
Lobo
Mathews, Dave Manfred Mann
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
O…
Orleans
Pony (Stoned)
Q
Red Hot chili peppers
Steppenwolf
t……….
Otis Redding, Oliver
Petula Clark, Peter & Gordon, Percey Sledge
Q?
Rolling Stones, Rascals, Ramsey Lewis Trio. Roger Miller
Supremes, Seekers, Smokey Robinson
Turtlols, Temptations, Three Dog Night
The Lovin’ Spoonful
Uriah Heep
Ventures
Warwick, Dionne
X… (gud luk wif dat wun….)
U ?
Vogues, Vee (Bobby), Vinton (Bobby)
Warwick (Dionne), Walker (Jr), We Five, Wonder (Stevie)
X ?
Youngbloods,
Z ?
mai 45 kolecshun, let me show yew it
Oooh, Oooh! We mussint furr-gitz n impoartint W…
…
…
…
Who, The
Quisp & Quake… serial, nawt a grp
member it?
Queen… thinkin bout a grp mabbe.
Wuz Queen rownd inna 60z?
(I memberz Quisp…)
Nawt shoor, Freddy Mercury wuz leed, rite? Ai finkso later…
yez, ai tinksew, it wuz alot lyk
capncrunch, adn shapd lyk lil
flying saucers, r teeny bowlz.
ai furgit wut Quake wuz
shapid lyk..but it wuz biggur
adn better. Teh Capn wuz
jus playin wif shapes.
o. ai totly red taht rong..
aim shure queen wuz ridin
thar Bisikkilz u no!
Howzabowt Quintsee Jonez?
He wuz pop yewlar inna 70′s & 80′s, Ai no…
ai haz had lotzubtyme on mai hands – bein teh lonely goatherd – tew fink ob dis an ai cums up wit
question mark an the mysterions
for the Q
Grateful Dead!
I’m changing “Godspell” to “Gary Puckett and the Union Gap” kthanksbai
Yeh, nd in da 80s ai wuz mawm, gettin da gray harez wif awl da karying awnz ub da gurlz lukin fur da bad boiz. just cuz yu mmenbur it dawnt maik it fele gud wen yur mawm.
Aww gma, dat musta bin hard tymz tew bes a momma. Awl teh sperimenting, fwee lub, pees marches… Ai wuz juss a teenee kit, butt teh music wheel bes wif me forebbers.
{{{{{fikshunkitteh}}}} cuda bin wurs. Dey awl groad up tu be cuntribyuting citzenz nd hab nawt bin ina jale.:lol:
#*#^@ WP! eted mai wurdz. Bein mawm cud hab bin wurs . Akshully Ai wuz wurs but dint tel dem abowt me riding arownd in carz wif boiz nd drinking beerz. 50s mewsik wuz berry difrent.
“…so jus luk at tehm adn sy,
adn ya no tehy luv u”
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young! Ai lurves teh harmonees!
Oh but tihs kitteh IZ a byootee!
mai DH lurves teh Bruce an esp. tihs sawng but ai nevver liked taht line: “You ain’t a beauty, but hey you’re alright” *sew* romantikal…
Yoo noes, ennything Brooce sez wuld sownd lyke wurds uv luv to meh.
I vizited Atlantik Citteh last week, an I alwayz sez:
If I win a millyun dollars, or if I runz into Broo Spingsteen, I yaynt cumin bak!
So ther!
Wal, I lost $27 uv mah own munnies, plus teh $32 they gayv me on mah trip.
Oh, an Broo Spingsteen – if he wuz ther, he wuz hydin.
*sigh* Hyeer I am, bak at wurk. Ernin mah munnies teh hard way . . .
Sence tehre luks 2 b lotsa Broos fans here… hope tihs iz nawt too lawng. Ai thot it wuz totally kool.
Local PDX reporter Nancy Francis: “standing outside Julianne Phillips’ parents’ house in Lake Oswego… We were waiting for her fiance, Bruce Springsteen, to drive up for their imminent wedding. We got so excited when a limo rounded the corner, but it was high school kids on their way to prom. A pizza delivery guy later brought pizza to all of us. We learned “the Boss” was inside the house the whole time and he was the one who ordered the pizza for us.”
*luks impressed*
A pizza orderd by teh Boss? Nao, THER is a snak to remembur!
Um, aym nawt shur hao menneh Brooce fans we haz here, but sumov the wunz we haz is rather . . . um . . . vokal abowt it!
Waol, dat sowndz liek uh kawlin owt 2 me…
…
Wyl I nawt uh HYOOJ broos fan, I finkz “Born 2 Run” b da gratistist rok-n-roal sawng ebber…
Ai’m nawt tew shoor abowt dat, butt ai did lyke teh Sessamee strete bershun–”Born to Add”!!
Ai saw Brews n 70 sumpin, n
kahnsert, they hangd kertinz
frum teh sealin ov teh colicum,
sew soun wud b gud, cents
onli a fu thowsinz ov peeps
wuz thar. almos everbuddy
wuz down on teh floor!
amazin tehn, amazin stil.
N ifn it wuznt 4 Broos n himz sawng, “Dansin inna Dark” we wooda nebber hurd uv Cortnee Cox…
ai lyk hur hubby…n da moveez.
but, but hez nawt Romeow, iz Catsonoveh mai chiald
Uz is wrong dad, why dosent U seez himz lyke I does
:sigh
buh…shez in luv weh teh boi .
I lubs himz long floofy tayl and himz purty furz
himz ar so bootiful!
and when himz luks into mah eyes mah knees goes week
:swoons
fathur: but ar himz intenshuns honorable?
does is it really madder if we iz in love?
We is just trying to find teh burdman….
But I’m not – that shud b doin
derned papparazzi!
Mebee we shudda dun dis at nite?
LOL!
an tyed th3 bed sheets togedder cuz nun ob us is long haired
So who’z the byrdman…er, byrdkat…o, never mind…
I dunno, but I iz the eggman
Koo koo rat choose
Ware iz teh lolrus?
Beatlols!
Teh lolrus is climing up teh Eye-full tower looking for hiz bukkit.
Pawl iz teh lolrus… O NO WE LOSST PAWL!
Pawl iz ded…
Well, naow we dun haf 2 heer him complaynin bout hiz bukkit…
Conga Rats to Annipuss, Maus an Leeza-B…
Iz tihs where we danses to teh Jailhouse Bloozes?
(Annipuss gets a speshul prize ‘cuz she even got in her correction!)
But Ai dint getz it in teh rite plaes!
s’ok, u no can has everytihng wiv teh wurdpretzl.
headz awn ovver to teh ty-booteek!
and whuts for drinkin?
Ai liek real ale – tradishunul Ingerlish bitter beer or wyne, or cyder or…….
Taht luks lyke teh start of teh alfabet! Berry sneaky!
Ale,
Bitter beer,
Cyder,
Dunno what comes next tho. Ai is a lager gurl myslef.
Draught beer,
Ethanol (pure grain),
Fermented ennyfing
George Dickel (mayd inna taown I yoosta livvz n)
H…
Hare ob teh dawg
Ice, Irish Wiskee
Jin & Jewce
K…
Kirsch
Lager
Malt whisky
N…
Nikita Vodka
Ouzo
Peach Schnappa
Q… *snurt*
MMM.. Geo. Dickel THE BEST TN Whiskey. Back before CVS took over you could get the Black Geo. Dickel at Osco Super cheeep and it was WAY better than JD.
JD is pretty good but any of the Dickels are better.
all teh federales say,
we cudda had him any day,
only let hims go so long
aowt of kindness, ai suppoze …
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJUKlPrWQuc
(the bestest version of this song ever)
Oh, yeh, wuz taht befor teh outlawz, eben?
poncho & lefty
Ai haddint scene Emmy, teh gratist vois n teh whirl, sing tihs
sonng befo… jus willi adn teh outlawz huyz. Shees sutch
a yungin n tihs!
yeah, wuz before willie sang it, I’m pretty sure. She had it on a great album, called Luxury Liner, in the late 1970s.
Paw Shank Redempshun.
FTW !!!
1st
Nawt.
wherez mah raft?
O noez! We iz trappd in epeezowd ov LOST?! (Iz refferin 2 teh raft in Lost)
But,but….nao u haz to swim….
kittehs no liek teh water !!!
ackshully we haz arrangements to have warm safe yaht come to pik us up
Iffs dat fails, I hab free Gulden Retweevers lined up to swim us to shore.
Awl we hab to do iz gib dem ear skritches on teh way ober.
Goggies r so easy.
Yay…a yaht….
Wayte a minnut…iz dis a trick ??
sounds like one, I would be careful
*Demented chuckling in the distance*
Hey…ai thot we gotted rid uv him…..
Not that easily, skippy…
…ai prefer Jif,aktually….
Reely? Cuz I liek Peeder Pan. Choowy kynd, not crunchee.
Eeck has u been debreefed yet?
I iz wurried E.M. mite hav planted a tracking devyce on u.
***luks****
No,ai still haz mai briefs 8)
dats orl rite den
*Runs in with Teh Debreefing Cart*
Here it is!
*RummageRummage*
Lessee… Orstrich Fevvers… Cherree Seerups… Duckee Taypes…
*RummageRummage*
Plyerses… Egg Beeter… OK! I iz reddy!
Teh debreefing, ov corse! Nao yoo just lie down an close yer eyes…
***lies down,puts floofy paws ober eyes***
Iz dis gonna hurt ???
Hmmm. I dont know. I has nebber dun tihs beefour…
Purrhaps I shud yoose sum anesthet… anustoot… umm… sum payne killer.
*RummageRummage*
*Pulls out a huge wooden sledgehammer*
Ahhh… heer it is!
WUT?
U meen u has not ackshully debreefed ennywun before?
Do u have the manyooal?
Manyooal?! Whut manyooal?! I thot yoo knowed how!
sheesh!
Luk on the cart and see if there’s wun there.
Eeck u just relax; heer, has a choklit.
***removes floofy paw frum 1 eye…taykes chokklit***
nommm,nommm,nommm….
Are we dun yet ????/
*RummageRummage*
Hmmmm… Not heer…
*RummageRummage*
Not heer eever…
*QuackQuackQuack*
Sry duck. I’ll has yer taype back inna minnit…
*RummageRummage*
Sry leeza. No manyooal. Wadda we do nao?
Just liek a man… let me luk.
*reeches under first thing she sees and pulls owt manyooal*
OK, heer it is.
*reedreedreedreed*
Furst u has to hook her up to the cranial probe.
Then start the skwirrlz on the tredmill.
Once they is up to ramming speed, u..
*checks manyooal agin*
U, er, does a mind meld wif Eeck to see if she is carryin a trackin device, or has enny informashuns we needs to halp deel wif the Ebil Maus.
Then, flashy-thing her. Dat’s abowt it.
oh and be carefuls not to let any of the E.M. inflooenses get into yer sied of the meld. Not shure wut wud happen then….
Sry guys. Werk intervenes. I has to go. Eeck, I leeves yoo in Leeza’s
fumble-fingeredcapable hands…sowry to take so long to let u go Eeck.
My pyooter wented down. I had sum choyce werds fur Maus …
Heer, has sum choklit, and a free cyoopon for a massaj at teh day-spa wif Zauberflote. I guess we will now still has an Ebil Maus running free, and I am starting to has my suspishuns abowt the originul…
Fanks…ai wuz gone,too..hadda busee at werk.
We will get Ebil Maus tomorrow !!
Onlee iffn u getz ur thums cort…or iz dat anuvver joek?
Are dere ICHC censors ??
If sew,ai finks dey are gonna bust us soon !!!
Ai fink dey trusts us nawt 2 bee 2 nawty an iffn ennywun goze 2 fur, we can report dem liek we do wiv narsty trolls hoo spoilz teh fun.
Ur wurst suspishions r bout to b realized.
Hay! U stowl mai Taypez!!!!1
No iz Yaht. Iz Catamaran
FTW!
I had lag
taht’s ok, weerdpress just duz taht. bettr luk nex time.
U furgot to menshun dat dere waz swimming inbolbed in dis escape.
Sowy eek – ur commint wazn’t there wen I posted.
Sokai…..teh swimmin iz impawtant & needz to be menshuned twice….
Where is their “Mythbusters”-style raft made of raincoats and rubber cement? SF Harbor mighty wet, mighty cold….
O NOEZ! I furgotted mai Jamee buray!
Rapunzelcat let down ur floofy tayl.
Kewt!!! Lubs teh idee ov Rapunzelcat an hers floofy tayl.
Bonneh adn Clyied adn Clyied’s bruvver;
Exkapees ar doing iyt rong;
ware bees teh beddsheets tieded tuguvver???
Oar teh caike wif teh fyle innit??
kittehs eeted teh caek, and cud not use the fyle wiffowt ‘posabul thumbs.
Rock hammer is no gud eether.
Kitteh in frunt sez: If I stay – heer in this playce – I wil dye!
Blak kitteh on rite sez: Yeah, yoo go fur it, Papillon, buddy! Senduz a postkard! *snerk*
Busted!!!
Ohai, ai keeps furgetting to say thanks to teh cheezpeep whut rekom… recco… sed Ross Thomas wuz gud writer. Ai gotted sum buks frum teh liberry an mai DH LURVES ‘em!
…go ahed. Maik mai daii.
Edmund Dantes kitteh fur has grown owt in teh twenny-sevun yrs in teh Chat Eau Dif. Uzd to be shorthayre liek gards.
count monkey crisco -ref
Some really good caps today. This one, “Needs Salt,” “Isosceles Kitty,” nasssty hobbitses, and the binary-logic cats… awesome.
Ai rilly lyked dis payj, lotsa strols doan memberry lanez
*wistful sigh*
Dis one be mine. Iz so proud!
Soooza, Meny Congratulashuns!!!
I’z bery happytayl fur u.
Getting a pikshur on teh front page iz full to teh brim wif win and awsum!
Well dun!
w00t!!! it’z a good wun too.
Yelluw cat iz a guard 4 blac kitteh
Come heers, purtee kitteh! Excayp to mee yoo byooteefull ting!
An I’s juss twying 2 excape teh vallee. Knot soe ez.
awhhh……so cuteee….can i bwing one howme???
U can bwing dam ALL hoem … juss dunt kepe dem confiyned.
Dere iz noo scapin’ herez!
Run, catz, run!!! The coppaz r after u!!!1
Lol that is sooooooo funny good job