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  1. Ambercat says:

    If yu is nawt waering teh tuksedo, yu is nawt commin awn tihs ysflo!

  2. stagehanddan says:

    aaaannnnd………….CUE.

  3. Ambercat says:

    Somwun is belleeslydin! Bai teh tym Ai tern rown Ai wont ebberrewun – an Ai mee EBBEREEWUN! – up awn tehre feets, Ai meen paws, err flippers, padduls, wotebber!

  4. Xx.kit.kat.snap.xX says:

    Conga rats Ambercat on your nawn skund! drinkies?

  5. teho says:

    Now I wanna see the penguins STOP! …Hammertime!

    [dance penguins dance in those awful Hammer pants]

    Seriously, Warner Bros., can you make this happen?
    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/64831/happy_feet_penguin_dance/

  6. Romeow says:

    Hey Guis!
    I fink I kno a short cut! Follow meh!

  7. D.R. says:

    Penguins don’t have blinkers. They have to just wave.

  8. shaungrl says:

    ahem, bak to reglarly skeduled programz…

    Dis not *March* dis is *June*, so.
    gosh, that was so much funnier B4 the a**hat spoiled it. ;0

    • cweenmj says:

      Doan wurry. Wii be deh happee peepz heer and wii not let ENNY WUN ruin ower funz. :D

      • shaungrl says:

        I guess I’m more colorblind than I thought. I wondered why he was calling penguins that. And, yes, I know that Morgan Freeman did the voice-over. Duh, but in a REAL gud way. ;)

        • smammie says:

          That’s two of us.. I thought he meant the penguins too.. man I’m dense sometimes. Kinda scary that his quilt/avatar looks a bit like an Iron Cross.

          Meanwhile, sign me up for the penguin slydeeeee, it’s too hot and humid on the East Coast tu march anywhere.

  9. Romeow says:

    left, rite, waddle, waddle,
    left, rite, waddle, waddle, slyyyyyyddddeeeeee
    .
    Left, left,
    left mah wife wif 48 eggs, didz I do
    rite, rite,
    rite her a ledder and tell her I
    left, left…

  10. Phillipe d'Beaker says:

  11. MonkeyBananaRaffle says:

    Can sumones helps me!? Wut movie iz teh Morgan Freeman reference?

  12. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Tehse guise ar Maitre D’s iyn trayneing; tehms haz passeded teh furst phaze ov iyntensibb rigohruss iynstrukshun ov haow tuu hayndul ruhde adn annoyieing peeps liek teh wun iyn teh abov thred;

    (Iyf awl eylse failez, tehy wil, az a groop, grabbez teh awfehndyng purrson, adn literalee throe tehm aowt ov teh poast!!!!!) :wink:

  13. chrisbg99 says:

    I wish Morgan Freeman would narrate my life.

    • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

      ooh, wut a great idea. A new service … Life Narration. Just imagine, for a small payment, you can put on little headphones and hear a narrator of your choice narrating your life, as it happens …
      “As Phillipe types his comment to chrisbg99, he is already wondering what to have for dinner, and whether it will rain tomorrow…..”
      Morgan Freeman would be good. Or maybe David Attenborough. hmmm.

      • cweenmj says:

        U meenz u don’t ushullee b heering teh narrator az u goez abowt yer day? Am I deh onlyest wun hoo duz???
        .
        uh-oh. hoo r deze guize wif teh funnee jakkit fer mii 2 put on? Y duz it b habbing deh long sleevez? y duz deh sleevez b fastening in deh bak?
        .
        Hey!! wear u guise taking mii??? HAAAAALLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

          … and as cweenmj is taken away by the men in the white coats, we pause to consider how thin is the line between reality and fantasy, between the world to which we are accustomed and the world we call, the ICHC zone….

          • smammie says:

            derz ah line?????

            • jamamakitty says:

              yebbutt sew fine yew can hardli sees it

              • jamamakitty says:

                narrator: teh jamamakitty goes into teh kitchin tew grease teh loaf pans….. teh zucchini is grated, teh sugar n flour are mesured.. hmmm her finks, wair is teh vanilla…… oh der it is. beddar warm up teh oven….

                nah nawt exactly riviting……… nevermind, luk for another narration

                • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                  *cue david attenborough narration*
                  “wen yew looks closely, it never ceases to amaze me wut yew can see in the most ordinary of activities. notice here, as this small creature navigates the complex steps of assembling its fud. it has applied a lipid substance to the surface of a set of metallic pans, crafted to hold a mixture of masticated cucurbitacea, sucrose, and finely ground graminaceous seeds. Oh, look!! It is adding a few drops of extract of an aromatic fruit. Ai beleeves we will be seeing the rarely photographed producshun of the zukkini bread. We will wait quietly until it is ready to nomnomnom… ”
                  .
                  david attenborough can makes anyfing interesting …
                  .
                  oh yes … ummm… zucchini bred? do want!!

        • smammie says:

          fifty teef adn ah pouch ful ob snobawlz! Aisle fite dem off mai cween!!!

          ———-☼ ——-☼—-☼-☼ rat-a-tat-splat!!
          ———-☼ ——-☼—-☼-☼ rat-a-tat-splat!!
          ———-☼ ——-☼—-☼-☼ rat-a-tat-splat!!
          ———-☼ ——-☼—-☼-☼ rat-a-tat-splat!!
          ———-☼ ——-☼—-☼-☼ rat-a-tat-splat!!
          ———-☼ ——-☼—-☼-☼ rat-a-tat-splat!!
          ———-☼ ——-☼—-☼-☼ rat-a-tat-splat!!
          ———-☼ ——-☼—-☼-☼ rat-a-tat-splat!!

          • cweenmj says:

            *smammie’z barraje defeetz deh ebil men in deh white kotez. *
            *adn den she freez deh cween.*
            Whooo dat wuz a klose wun.
            Fankz smammie. I b thinking wii shud go sit in deh cafay and hab a nice cold libashun.

    • shaungrl says:

      Noes. I wants CNN guyzo to do dat fer me…This. is. Shaungrl. (ala James Earl Jones) *swoonz*

      • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

        James Earl Jones … gud choice.
        and if they take a break from narration, and then come back, you have
        “previously, on shaungrl …”

      • chrisbg99 says:

        James Earl Jones is good but Morgan Freeman is the voice of god. And that says a lot coming from an atheist. In fact, if there really is a heaven and I go there and god does not look and talk like Morgan Freeman I may say “Screw this, put me in purgatory”.

    • eubie says:

      Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ai kin haz Goldii Harn? 2 narrate my life? plsplspls. Tink ub teh giglols, adn teh giglols, adn teh giglols. N mai life, u kin laff r u kin crai, sew Ai use you alley laffs, adn no buddy laffs laik Goldii.

  14. shaungrl says:

    Or Craig Ferguson.

    • Teelakittah says:

      i had a teacher named mrs.ferguson…. i wunder if shes related.
      i also had a teacher naamed mrs. disney, and she was walt disneys
      grand daughter in law

  15. Shannon says:

    Oh noes says the peguin, i hear voices again

  16. dragonkitteh_leelee says:

    prepare for a dune spoof

    *ahem ahem ahem*morgan fremen isnt talking?

    aargh i maeks such baad puhnz.

  17. cweenmj says:

    Dis is not teh kind uv commintz wii b making heer.

  18. Jack Deth says:

    LOL is ierawnicc
    naym 4 sumwun hooz cawmmentz
    habz nawt benz akxxd 4

    Taykz Ur unwawntedd
    cawmmentz andz putz dem summwayrz
    elss, lyke Daylee Kos

    U eevurr playz nyss
    oarz U willz nawt beez playeeng
    heer mutch lawngurr :-(

    Jack.

  19. shaungrl says:

    And here’s hoping they do, since the *n-word* also means a “stupid uneducated peep” and, dude, you is a majority all by URself.

  20. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Wut teh hek iys teh mattre wif tihs purrson?????? Demeyntid, Deraynged,
    wut?????????

  21. smammie says:

    allow mii tu correct yu…U hate yourself…now if you can’t play nys, take ur liddle problem and go ply… elsewhere. Kthnxbai!

  22. Ambercat says:

    Cheez ‘n’ Tofu informd, but teh mor hoo tell’em teh bedderer!

  23. annipuss says:

    I’ve reported this too.

  24. Romeow says:

    I didz it as soon as I seed it.

  25. cweenmj says:

    I sendinged dem a note, 2. Wii noe hoo wii r, and wii r not kareing wut kuler peepz b. Just like deh kittehs not karing wut kuler uzzer kittehz b, oar wut kuler dere huminz b. ♥♥ Dis b a plais 4 fun and kindlessez adn luvingz. If u kan’t play nise, u kant play heer. ♥♥

  26. smammie says:

    point me in the right direction, and I’ll add my squeaky little voice too.

  27. Romeow says:

    Under Recaption This, under the pic is a linkee.

  28. cweenmj says:

    In deh sekkund column frum deh right there b a liddul box sez
    “Contact us” and haz a linkee to a comment form dat goes strate
    to teh cheezmeisterz. ♥♥

  29. stagehanddan says:

    troo, IMHO “stupin uneducated peep” is irrespective of how deep ur tan is. and they is everywhere

  30. shaungrl says:

    Yeps. Dey is leejun. Can we sendz dem to the forin leejun? Where do we sinez dem up?

  31. smammie says:

    Thank you, one and all. This is our playground, and trolls shouldn’t be leaving their trash here. On the plus side, you have taught mii another computer thingie, yay says the grateful techno-fail!

  32. tidmum says:

    I has wroted too.
    Dis kynd ob fing is nawt neccessary an berree nastee.
    I has a sad an a mad! *harrumpf*

  33. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

    sumwehre in franceland, mebee? Duz tehy need to speek fronsch befoar wii kin gits rid ov em?

  34. stagehanddan says:

    send’em wit the trolls, to the sarlacc…

  35. shaungrl says:

    I say dey is *cheval derrieres*. snicker

  36. stagehanddan says:

    duya, reeely wana be charged wit horse-brutality?

  37. smammie says:

    Haroo tidmum!

    I found teh Ribena atz mai grosirrie stor..wowzerz!!! Iz sposed tu drink strate, oar shudda add tu eet sumpin?

  38. stagehanddan says:

    gin, lots or gin

  39. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

    plz to explayne Ribena? An whi it needs awl taht wunnermous gin?
    .
    kthx!

  40. annipuss says:

    It’z grate pored ober eys creem – banilla iz best. Yum!
    4 drinkin, itz mixed wiv water abowt 1 part ribeena 2 4 parts water

  41. smammie says:

    whale taht splainz dat… Aye thawt it wud bii liek czarne porzeczki, ownlii wuz moar liek likwid lollipop…

  42. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

    troo – wuht did teh horse eber du? Jes fink abowt wuht Petunia wuld sai iffn she knoo wii’ foisted dis jerk awn her relatibs!

  43. stagehanddan says:

    to make a gin and black, if mai informant is accurate.

  44. smammie says:

    Ribena iz a beri syrupy blak current drink frum TTI, iz nawt al-kii-hawlik, but beri beri fik. Aye thawt it wud bii liek wutz Aye git frum teh Policious deli, butz tahtz nawt sew fik.. Aye juss mixt dem tugeddar and uzed Domaine de Canton and Kettle One (iz awl owt ob gin, bin beri hawt) tu cut teh syrup….sluuuurup!!!!

  45. Ambercat says:

    It is a cordial so yu adds teh warder – cold warder is standerd but hawt warder is verree gud too. Or yu can add teh fizzee lemonayd (lyk 7up), or milk – tho Ai’s nawt tryd taht – or yu can has teh chillee whyt wyn; sssscccchhhhluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppp!!!!!!

  46. smammie says:

    eys creem, yesh!! watta plan…noet tu selb…doan git shloshtimacated yet, sabe sum fur iys creem….

  47. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

    ooh, dis awl sownds liek teh YUM!!! (an fer mii to fine sumfing ov teh YM iz sayink a lawt fer tihs ribena stuffs)
    .
    I’z gonna add it to mai shoppink list, mebbe teh hi-end stoar taht haz lawts ov stuffs frum TTI will haz it.
    .
    (gonna hafta wayt fer teh gin bershun… dat sound gud, too!)

  48. gmawairzgreneshuz says:

    it duz nawt bovvur me tu nawt hab da gin b cuz ai’m so vane. Da gin iz da pleh fur owr cumplekshunz. maikz uz awl rinklee b4 owr tiem. :)

  49. Ambercat says:

    Wen Ai had teh keemo Ai wus tole “If yu feel well enuff to drink teh alkie hole, tehn yu prolly R!”. Ai lyked mai keemo nerses!

  50. smammie says:

    grate…noa u tell mii…. goez owt tu stok op ahn fais spakul…grumbul, grumbul,ratafratz,….. gitz sum gin tu……

  51. gmawairzgreneshuz says:

    {{{{{Ambercat}}}}} datz problee tru nd maibe aftur kemo derez nawt gun be ennefing wurs. ai hab conjestib hart faylyur nd shud nawt hab alkhol ebbur. (Eben b4 ai dint du wel wif it.)



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