HOLD IT!!!
HOLD IT!!! Morgan Freeman isnt talking
while we waitin, u shud tie ur shoez.
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If yu is nawt waering teh tuksedo, yu is nawt commin awn tihs ysflo!
Concatulations on a bery COOL not sekund!
Funny Ambercat!
ys kule unnur preshur!! datz hour Ambercat!!1
Cancachewlashunz!!
Ai is so cule yu cud keep a syd ob beef in me fur a week!
wooden dat gibz yew inderjeshchunn????
Nd probly maik hur cloze fitz funny tu.:lol:
aaaannnnd………….CUE.
a tie on the icefloe — congrats to amber and dan …
LINE!!!
Jazzflipper?
awf 2 teh Tybooteek wif yew bowf!!
mebbeh teh sno glowbz wud B nyz prezzeez 2 gow wif diz pikchewer..?
Somwun is belleeslydin! Bai teh tym Ai tern rown Ai wont ebberrewun – an Ai mee EBBEREEWUN! – up awn tehre feets, Ai meen paws, err flippers, padduls, wotebber!
pssst … wayte till she turns back around … then all bellyslide togefer! pass it on …
Wheeeeeee
Hoo’s torkin at teh bak?! Yu boi! Stoppit at wunse!
*snowball*
pppthwaat!!
*wipez sno ball shrapnell off fais.*
*whinez* He hit mii!
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Take that pd’b
*sno ball*
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ok.
ai bows in respect to cweenmj and her soopernachural powers in cheezland.
ai did a reely cool snowball retaliashun comment (ai gotted ambercat too
ai posted it.
wurdprss eeted it.
ai tried again
wurdprss said “duplicat comment”
so ai tried again, wif different wurding and on a diffrent browser and …
nuffing
so obveeously the cween am protected by sum kind of wurdpress magikal spell. no snowballs gonna smack her in teh hed. no way.
as ai said, ai bows in respect.
*hides snowball behind back, in case opprtunity arises*
Wowzer. I not noeing mine own powerz!!
I hatez wen weerdpress eetingz mai commints. But in dis case…. mebee not so bad. 
wierdpriss am eetin teh yello sno commintz???? pleh!!!
ravur dem dan mii!!!11
I doan gotz no wotteberz!! wear duz I go 2 getz wun?
*Runz on liddul penguin feetz. run. run. flop. bellee slyde.*
Hab u bean taekin bellee slydin lessons frum Woodchuck?
Or, iz a cween juss gud at eberyfing naturally?
Prolly teh ladder.
*Bonkz Romeow wif majikkle ICHC wand.*
Dere, now u b natcherlee gud at ebberyfing, 2! ♥
Oh, mah Cween – I am so onnered!
Wat grate powers u pozze..pozes…u habs!
Heer, let meh maek u a noo crown…bbbllllliiiiinnnnnggggg!
Wow, I reely am natcherlee gud at ebberyfing nao!
Wud u liek a noo Kastle? I’ll start drawing up teh plans fur it rite nao!
Fank yew, fank yew, mah Cween!
Peepz keepz fergetting dat heer, ebberywun haz majikkle powerz. Just like dis:
*Runz up 2 deh norf pole adn kisses a pololar bare.*
*runz bak.*
Ennyfing iz possible heer.
*Dodges snoball frum pd’b*
mai cween, u iz confuzlin mii…Wuz u bare, oar wuz teh po-lol-ar bare?
majikle powrz asied, tu cold 4 runnin rownd teh norf pole liek dat, cud katch ah ker-choo.
I wuz not bare.
I wuz barelee there.
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oh krap! Mai majikkle powerzfailed mii!
*Wipez sno ball off arm.*
At leest I didn’t getting it in deh fais dis time!!
*Sicz pololar bare on pd’b.*
hmmm. tehre might be sum more commints making their way throo wrdprss. yew might wanna duck and cover.
Lotsa comments gettink tehre wiers crozzed laytlee!
yew is teh welcum, smom!!
{{{sutch gud peeps heer}}}
Schmoo yew awl!
ai finks yew luk inna garage………… gots tew be teh wading pool, teh flippers, alla junx wud werk……..
Conga rats Ambercat on your nawn skund! drinkies?
ooooooo. xx.kit.kat.snap.xx!! wut a niftee name wif awl dem xes! adn yur abatar b matching deh name, 2.
Now I wanna see the penguins STOP! …Hammertime!
[dance penguins dance in those awful Hammer pants]
Seriously, Warner Bros., can you make this happen?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/64831/happy_feet_penguin_dance/
Noes, I wantz to see dem do the danz wit Dick Van Dyke.
Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIThY8QUQ64
(And just ignore teh troll.)
Fank joo. I nameded my kittehs *Cheroo* and *Tuppence* frum dat moobee. I lubvs it.
Tohse ar vry gud naemz shaungrl!!! (Compleet wif teh kittehz oan sawngz. tw0 rillee foar Tuppence, but I bet wud ravvr “Feed own teh birds, Tuppence kin pownse….”)
Yep. Him haz two white toesies. Cheroo look liek teh chimmy sweepz. Black wit grey whispees here adn dere. Dey is brudders. My guilt kittehs. Dey grow up in Vet crate, I see dem ebber week, no standz it longer, I adoptz dem @ 6 mo old. Dey was bondeded, so I taek bofe. I so glad, dey is faboolus kittehs.
{{{{{shaungrl}}}}} Cheroo n Tuppence gots a wunnerful hoam wiv yoo.
yay fer shaungrl gibbing teh kittehs a gud fereber hoam!!!
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{{{{shaungrl}}}}
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wuht grate naems, too!
Yes, I is habing ‘war’ wit lady at work ober naming teh homeless kittehs. I put *Coleman* on black kittens card, meaning both the black but making a play about yellow eyes like a Coleman lantern. She scratch it out and put “SPORTY”. WTF??? We gots “Oatmeal, Wheaties, Isis, Conan, Oasis, Aqua (not kidding). HUH? I did name an orange guy “Seville” and a wee bitty orange “Cheddar” on her day off. HeHehe…
“Coleman” sew way cooler den “Sporty”!
udder cool kitteh namez Ai hav knowed: Fausto, Koshka, Sam-Sam (dat wun ai tuk home: teh kitteh sew nise, dey named him twise!)
Mai mama naemd hur kitteh “Fido”.. sed wuz noe naem fur a goggie….
Ai had a bunneh cawld Fido. Sooted him!
Ai fergotted wun moar… sumwun wee knew named thier rabbit “Arfur”…
… u know, Arfur rabbit!
(say out loud = r for rabbit)
Brillyunt! Ai’s herd of Deefer Dawgs Bfor, but nawt Rfur Rabbits! Ai’s strate to teh petshop in teh mornin an gettin me a gnu bunneh an cawlin hims Rfur!
Ai bet wee kan gib u manee manee gud namez for teh kittehs:
Abigail,
Barclay,
COLEMAN,
D…
Denzell
Eezeekeeyul
Fitz Maurice
Fitz Morris!
(that’s my last name)
ai iz refurrin to teh famuss Morris teh Cat — No offense!
Gonzo
Happy
Izzie
Jewel
K
Kingkat
Magniffycat
Nermal
Ptolemy
Queenie
red
scotty
toni/tony
ursula
veni/vinny
wanda (if yew haz cosmo tew match)
xavier/xena
yakki/yoshi
zelda/zorro
YAY!
mommyyyyy!!!!!!!
i had hopeded to find u….
it’s my first day as
lolcat, and me needs reasurance.
mommy!
Dunno ef ai am yur mommy, but {{{{hugs}}}} fur reah… reeas… makin yoo feel beddur.
coleman@@@@@ uvvurz ar gud tu. Ai liekz Meowrees if ai ebur getz a boi.
I lub dat moobee, too. Jean-Tom and Mewsette almost my kitteh (first batch) names, but dey say *whew* wen I names dem Enoki and Finch.
Hey Guis!
I fink I kno a short cut! Follow meh!
dey gotz “Coke” machine dere?
Well, dere’s white stuff eberyware, iffs dat answers ur kwestshun.
@@@@@ Aye lol-ed
Romeow, does u needs a intervenshun?
Or a debriefing?
Eben if yu ar mai bff, yu lebe romeow’z briefz aloan.
Shaungrl brings up teh Coke topic, and u sai dat EYE needs an intervenshun?
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Fanks gmawairzgreneshuz fur habbin mah bak, or mah breefs, as it may b.
Wel aftur awl yu did tu sabe hur frum da barn rafturz she shud be sum gr8ful nd kepe a sybil tung in hur hed.
could it be a friendly de-briefing?
SHDan, it waz grate wurking wif u at teh reskew, but Romeow lieks teh laydees.
Ur mah fren, SHDan, butts a de-breefing wif u iz owt ov teh kwestshun.
Nuffing purrsonal – Romeow respects awl lifestyles.
maibe if iz cunsenshuwel. pls tu shut da dor. thx.
so. coke snowconez for ebberunz?
Joo wantz some fruit wit dose briefz. I iz loomy…
weeeee! i like shortcuts!
Penguins don’t have blinkers. They have to just wave.
No talelites neether.
Butts dey gots teh kyootest rear ends.
Penguinz has reer Ns? Nebber seed wun.
yeps, me neber see 1 eder, bt i know dat dey haz 1. i hope….. :S
ahem, bak to reglarly skeduled programz…
Dis not *March* dis is *June*, so.
gosh, that was so much funnier B4 the a**hat spoiled it. ;0
Doan wurry. Wii be deh happee peepz heer and wii not let ENNY WUN ruin ower funz.
I guess I’m more colorblind than I thought. I wondered why he was calling penguins that. And, yes, I know that Morgan Freeman did the voice-over. Duh, but in a REAL gud way.
That’s two of us.. I thought he meant the penguins too.. man I’m dense sometimes. Kinda scary that his quilt/avatar looks a bit like an Iron Cross.
Meanwhile, sign me up for the penguin slydeeeee, it’s too hot and humid on the East Coast tu march anywhere.
Ugh, me tew…tot he wuz dissin deh ‘quins…..enuff of him….BELEE SLYDEES all round!!!
wheeeee! i agree on its too dang hot, lets bellee sylide all da way home!
left, rite, waddle, waddle,
left, rite, waddle, waddle, slyyyyyyddddeeeeee
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Left, left,
left mah wife wif 48 eggs, didz I do
rite, rite,
rite her a ledder and tell her I
left, left…
that is soo kute! how did u kome up wif dat?!
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Yaay, Ai didz teh snobal ryte!
pssst … naow just fire wun at cweenmj …
Hey!! wut I eber due 2 u?
B’sidez braking awl ur scotch boddulz.
Adn braking in2 d’beeker Labz a cuppla tiymez.
Adn siccing deh pololar barez on u.
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Mebbe tyme fer mii 2 moving on 2 deh next fred.
*runz kwiklee 2 b avoiding deh sno-ballz*
run run! hez gainin qiukly!
———-☼ splop!!! tag, ur it…snickurz adn runz awai……
———-☼ splat!!
hah!! it wurked!!
scyooze me, gotta go back up teh thred a bit …
fulish Mr. PdB, Ayez hoepz yur pocketz iz az deap az mien…snickur
Can sumones helps me!? Wut movie iz teh Morgan Freeman reference?
“March of The Penguins” he wuz the narra.. nara… teh gui hu did teh tawkin. Wuz teh bestest mobii.
March ob teh Pengwins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB_GisVFboU
awwwwww dat wuz sooo kute! i like the booty shake at 1 :42 the most! again, awwwwwwww!
Tehse guise ar Maitre D’s iyn trayneing; tehms haz passeded teh furst phaze ov iyntensibb rigohruss iynstrukshun ov haow tuu hayndul ruhde adn annoyieing peeps liek teh wun iyn teh abov thred;
(Iyf awl eylse failez, tehy wil, az a groop, grabbez teh awfehndyng purrson, adn literalee throe tehm aowt ov teh poast!!!!!)
{{{CKK}}}
Dat’z teh spearit!!!! Grab hym bai teh arhmz & leggz, adn spin hym ahn hiz belleh crost teh iysfloe!!!!
We did! Hurrah for Cheez ‘n’ Tofu an teh powr ob teh Cheezpeeps!
Whooo hoooooo!!!!
Nastee commenter gone *Poof* as if by majic!!!!
Thankyoo Cheez ‘n’ Tofu
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We has teh power!!!!!!!!
Nao I noes Y I cannot fynd teh trollcommintz yoo awl was tawkin abowt!
Result!
I wish Morgan Freeman would narrate my life.
ooh, wut a great idea. A new service … Life Narration. Just imagine, for a small payment, you can put on little headphones and hear a narrator of your choice narrating your life, as it happens …
“As Phillipe types his comment to chrisbg99, he is already wondering what to have for dinner, and whether it will rain tomorrow…..”
Morgan Freeman would be good. Or maybe David Attenborough. hmmm.
U meenz u don’t ushullee b heering teh narrator az u goez abowt yer day? Am I deh onlyest wun hoo duz???
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uh-oh. hoo r deze guize wif teh funnee jakkit fer mii 2 put on? Y duz it b habbing deh long sleevez? y duz deh sleevez b fastening in deh bak?
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Hey!! wear u guise taking mii??? HAAAAALLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
… and as cweenmj is taken away by the men in the white coats, we pause to consider how thin is the line between reality and fantasy, between the world to which we are accustomed and the world we call, the ICHC zone….
derz ah line?????
yebbutt sew fine yew can hardli sees it
narrator: teh jamamakitty goes into teh kitchin tew grease teh loaf pans….. teh zucchini is grated, teh sugar n flour are mesured.. hmmm her finks, wair is teh vanilla…… oh der it is. beddar warm up teh oven….
nah nawt exactly riviting……… nevermind, luk for another narration
*cue david attenborough narration*
“wen yew looks closely, it never ceases to amaze me wut yew can see in the most ordinary of activities. notice here, as this small creature navigates the complex steps of assembling its fud. it has applied a lipid substance to the surface of a set of metallic pans, crafted to hold a mixture of masticated cucurbitacea, sucrose, and finely ground graminaceous seeds. Oh, look!! It is adding a few drops of extract of an aromatic fruit. Ai beleeves we will be seeing the rarely photographed producshun of the zukkini bread. We will wait quietly until it is ready to nomnomnom… ”
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david attenborough can makes anyfing interesting …
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oh yes … ummm… zucchini bred? do want!!
Itz awl in deh narrashun!! See, Jamammamamama, u just b needing David Atennburough 2 following u arownd awl day. ♥
Ai can haz Robin Leech followin me arownd??
No,wayte…dat wud be annoying!!
robin leach………….. oh noes……………mebbee we cud reincarnate peter jennings………..
p d’b wud do just fine……….. an dis zucchini bread is teh gud wun wiff teh wheat germ and teh poppy seeds…….. an lots ob banilla……….. nommmmm
P d’b……….. yew did a gud job….. almost sounded interesting..
P d’B, you crack me up!
EBREEbuddee luvs P d’B!!!
fifty teef adn ah pouch ful ob snobawlz! Aisle fite dem off mai cween!!!
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———-☼ ——-☼—-☼-☼ rat-a-tat-splat!!
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*smammie’z barraje defeetz deh ebil men in deh white kotez. *
*adn den she freez deh cween.*
Whooo dat wuz a klose wun.
Fankz smammie. I b thinking wii shud go sit in deh cafay and hab a nice cold libashun.
all hail smammie! she saved dda cween! all hail smammie!!
Noes. I wants CNN guyzo to do dat fer me…This. is. Shaungrl. (ala James Earl Jones) *swoonz*
James Earl Jones … gud choice.
and if they take a break from narration, and then come back, you have
“previously, on shaungrl …”
James Earl Jones is good but Morgan Freeman is the voice of god. And that says a lot coming from an atheist. In fact, if there really is a heaven and I go there and god does not look and talk like Morgan Freeman I may say “Screw this, put me in purgatory”.
Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ai kin haz Goldii Harn? 2 narrate my life? plsplspls. Tink ub teh giglols, adn teh giglols, adn teh giglols. N mai life, u kin laff r u kin crai, sew Ai use you alley laffs, adn no buddy laffs laik Goldii.
Mai voet gose to Richard Burton in full Worobtehwerlds mode – “Hoo wudav bleevd…..”
Or Craig Ferguson.
i had a teacher named mrs.ferguson…. i wunder if shes related.
i also had a teacher naamed mrs. disney, and she was walt disneys
grand daughter in law
U frum Mareland Teelakittah? Wii haz a Mrs. Disney, reelayted tu Walt tu!
Oh noes says the peguin, i hear voices again
prepare for a dune spoof
*ahem ahem ahem*morgan fremen isnt talking?
aargh i maeks such baad puhnz.
Dis is not teh kind uv commintz wii b making heer.
LOL is ierawnicc
naym 4 sumwun hooz cawmmentz
habz nawt benz akxxd 4
Taykz Ur unwawntedd
cawmmentz andz putz dem summwayrz
elss, lyke Daylee Kos
U eevurr playz nyss
oarz U willz nawt beez playeeng
heer mutch lawngurr
Jack.
And here’s hoping they do, since the *n-word* also means a “stupid uneducated peep” and, dude, you is a majority all by URself.
Wut teh hek iys teh mattre wif tihs purrson?????? Demeyntid, Deraynged,
wut?????????
allow mii tu correct yu…U hate yourself…now if you can’t play nys, take ur liddle problem and go ply… elsewhere. Kthnxbai!
Cheez ‘n’ Tofu informd, but teh mor hoo tell’em teh bedderer!
I’ve reported this too.
I didz it as soon as I seed it.
I sendinged dem a note, 2. Wii noe hoo wii r, and wii r not kareing wut kuler peepz b. Just like deh kittehs not karing wut kuler uzzer kittehz b, oar wut kuler dere huminz b. ♥♥ Dis b a plais 4 fun and kindlessez adn luvingz. If u kan’t play nise, u kant play heer. ♥♥
point me in the right direction, and I’ll add my squeaky little voice too.
Under Recaption This, under the pic is a linkee.
In deh sekkund column frum deh right there b a liddul box sez
“Contact us” and haz a linkee to a comment form dat goes strate
to teh cheezmeisterz. ♥♥
troo, IMHO “stupin uneducated peep” is irrespective of how deep ur tan is. and they is everywhere
Yeps. Dey is leejun. Can we sendz dem to the forin leejun? Where do we sinez dem up?
Thank you, one and all. This is our playground, and trolls shouldn’t be leaving their trash here. On the plus side, you have taught mii another computer thingie, yay says the grateful techno-fail!
I has wroted too.
Dis kynd ob fing is nawt neccessary an berree nastee.
I has a sad an a mad! *harrumpf*
sumwehre in franceland, mebee? Duz tehy need to speek fronsch befoar wii kin gits rid ov em?
send’em wit the trolls, to the sarlacc…
I say dey is *cheval derrieres*. snicker
duya, reeely wana be charged wit horse-brutality?
Haroo tidmum!
I found teh Ribena atz mai grosirrie stor..wowzerz!!! Iz sposed tu drink strate, oar shudda add tu eet sumpin?
gin, lots or gin
plz to explayne Ribena? An whi it needs awl taht wunnermous gin?
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kthx!
It’z grate pored ober eys creem – banilla iz best. Yum!
4 drinkin, itz mixed wiv water abowt 1 part ribeena 2 4 parts water
whale taht splainz dat… Aye thawt it wud bii liek czarne porzeczki, ownlii wuz moar liek likwid lollipop…
troo – wuht did teh horse eber du? Jes fink abowt wuht Petunia wuld sai iffn she knoo wii’ foisted dis jerk awn her relatibs!
to make a gin and black, if mai informant is accurate.
Ribena iz a beri syrupy blak current drink frum TTI, iz nawt al-kii-hawlik, but beri beri fik. Aye thawt it wud bii liek wutz Aye git frum teh Policious deli, butz tahtz nawt sew fik.. Aye juss mixt dem tugeddar and uzed Domaine de Canton and Kettle One (iz awl owt ob gin, bin beri hawt) tu cut teh syrup….sluuuurup!!!!
It is a cordial so yu adds teh warder – cold warder is standerd but hawt warder is verree gud too. Or yu can add teh fizzee lemonayd (lyk 7up), or milk – tho Ai’s nawt tryd taht – or yu can has teh chillee whyt wyn; sssscccchhhhluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppp!!!!!!
eys creem, yesh!! watta plan…noet tu selb…doan git shloshtimacated yet, sabe sum fur iys creem….
ooh, dis awl sownds liek teh YUM!!! (an fer mii to fine sumfing ov teh YM iz sayink a lawt fer tihs ribena stuffs)
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I’z gonna add it to mai shoppink list, mebbe teh hi-end stoar taht haz lawts ov stuffs frum TTI will haz it.
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(gonna hafta wayt fer teh gin bershun… dat sound gud, too!)
it duz nawt bovvur me tu nawt hab da gin b cuz ai’m so vane. Da gin iz da pleh fur owr cumplekshunz. maikz uz awl rinklee b4 owr tiem.
Wen Ai had teh keemo Ai wus tole “If yu feel well enuff to drink teh alkie hole, tehn yu prolly R!”. Ai lyked mai keemo nerses!
grate…noa u tell mii…. goez owt tu stok op ahn fais spakul…grumbul, grumbul,ratafratz,….. gitz sum gin tu……
{{{{{Ambercat}}}}} datz problee tru nd maibe aftur kemo derez nawt gun be ennefing wurs. ai hab conjestib hart faylyur nd shud nawt hab alkhol ebbur. (Eben b4 ai dint du wel wif it.)
{{{gma}}}
yez… & yez