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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Ambercat

If yu is nawt waering teh tuksedo, yu is nawt commin awn tihs ysflo!

greasycat

Concatulations on a bery COOL not sekund!

 
gibbocat

ys kule unnur preshur!! datz hour Ambercat!!1
Cancachewlashunz!! ;)

Ambercat

Ai is so cule yu cud keep a syd ob beef in me fur a week!

gibbocat

wooden dat gibz yew inderjeshchunn????

gmawairzgreneshuz

Nd probly maik hur cloze fitz funny tu.:lol:

 
 
 
 
 
 
stagehanddan

aaaannnnd………….CUE.

Phillipe d'Beaker

a tie on the icefloe — congrats to amber and dan …

 
 
gibbocat

awf 2 teh Tybooteek wif yew bowf!!
mebbeh teh sno glowbz wud B nyz prezzeez 2 gow wif diz pikchewer..? ;)

 
 
Ambercat

Somwun is belleeslydin! Bai teh tym Ai tern rown Ai wont ebberrewun - an Ai mee EBBEREEWUN! - up awn tehre feets, Ai meen paws, err flippers, padduls, wotebber!

Phillipe d'Beaker

pssst … wayte till she turns back around … then all bellyslide togefer! pass it on …

 
 
Ambercat

Hoo’s torkin at teh bak?! Yu boi! Stoppit at wunse!

Phillipe d'Beaker

*snowball*
pppthwaat!!

cweenmj

*wipez sno ball shrapnell off fais.*
*whinez* He hit mii!
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Take that pd’b
*sno ball* ۝۝۝
- - - - - - - - - - ☼

Phillipe d'Beaker

ok.
ai bows in respect to cweenmj and her soopernachural powers in cheezland.
ai did a reely cool snowball retaliashun comment (ai gotted ambercat too :)
ai posted it.
wurdprss eeted it.
ai tried again
wurdprss said “duplicat comment”
so ai tried again, wif different wurding and on a diffrent browser and …
nuffing
so obveeously the cween am protected by sum kind of wurdpress magikal spell. no snowballs gonna smack her in teh hed. no way.
as ai said, ai bows in respect.
*hides snowball behind back, in case opprtunity arises*

cweenmj

Wowzer. I not noeing mine own powerz!! :lol: I hatez wen weerdpress eetingz mai commints. But in dis case…. mebee not so bad. :smirk:

gibbocat

wierdpriss am eetin teh yello sno commintz???? pleh!!!
ravur dem dan mii!!!11

 
 
 
 
 
cweenmj

I doan gotz no wotteberz!! wear duz I go 2 getz wun?

cweenmj

*Runz on liddul penguin feetz. run. run. flop. bellee slyde.*

Romeow

Hab u bean taekin bellee slydin lessons frum Woodchuck?
Or, iz a cween juss gud at eberyfing naturally?
Prolly teh ladder.

cweenmj

*Bonkz Romeow wif majikkle ICHC wand.*
Dere, now u b natcherlee gud at ebberyfing, 2! ♥

Romeow

Oh, mah Cween - I am so onnered!
Wat grate powers u pozze..pozes…u habs!
Heer, let meh maek u a noo crown…bbbllllliiiiinnnnnggggg!
Wow, I reely am natcherlee gud at ebberyfing nao!
Wud u liek a noo Kastle? I’ll start drawing up teh plans fur it rite nao!
Fank yew, fank yew, mah Cween!

cweenmj

Peepz keepz fergetting dat heer, ebberywun haz majikkle powerz. Just like dis:
*Runz up 2 deh norf pole adn kisses a pololar bare.*
*runz bak.*
Ennyfing iz possible heer. :D
*Dodges snoball frum pd’b*

smammie

mai cween, u iz confuzlin mii…Wuz u bare, oar wuz teh po-lol-ar bare?

smammie

majikle powrz asied, tu cold 4 runnin rownd teh norf pole liek dat, cud katch ah ker-choo.

cweenmj

I wuz not bare. ;-) I wuz barelee there.

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Phillipe d'Beaker

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Phillipe d'Beaker

———-☼ splaaaaatttt!!!

cweenmj

oh krap! Mai majikkle powerzfailed mii!
*Wipez sno ball off arm.*
At leest I didn’t getting it in deh fais dis time!!
*Sicz pololar bare on pd’b.*

Phillipe d'Beaker

hmmm. tehre might be sum more commints making their way throo wrdprss. yew might wanna duck and cover.

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sweetmotherofmars

:wink:
Lotsa comments gettink tehre wiers crozzed laytlee!
:oops: 10Q Dr d’Beaker fur teh com mint!

 
Phillipe d'Beaker

yew is teh welcum, smom!!

 
sweetmotherofmars

{{{sutch gud peeps heer}}}
Schmoo yew awl!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
jamamakitty

ai finks yew luk inna garage………… gots tew be teh wading pool, teh flippers, alla junx wud werk……..

 
 
 
 
Xx.kit.kat.snap.xX

Conga rats Ambercat on your nawn skund! drinkies?

cweenmj

ooooooo. xx.kit.kat.snap.xx!! wut a niftee name wif awl dem xes! adn yur abatar b matching deh name, 2. :D

 
 
teho

Now I wanna see the penguins STOP! …Hammertime!

[dance penguins dance in those awful Hammer pants]

Seriously, Warner Bros., can you make this happen?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/64831/happy_feet_penguin_dance/

shaungrl

Noes, I wantz to see dem do the danz wit Dick Van Dyke.

shaungrl

Fank joo. I nameded my kittehs *Cheroo* and *Tuppence* frum dat moobee. I lubvs it.

sweetmotherofmars

Tohse ar vry gud naemz shaungrl!!! (Compleet wif teh kittehz oan sawngz. tw0 rillee foar Tuppence, but I bet wud ravvr “Feed own teh birds, Tuppence kin pownse….”)

shaungrl

Yep. Him haz two white toesies. Cheroo look liek teh chimmy sweepz. Black wit grey whispees here adn dere. Dey is brudders. My guilt kittehs. Dey grow up in Vet crate, I see dem ebber week, no standz it longer, I adoptz dem @ 6 mo old. Dey was bondeded, so I taek bofe. I so glad, dey is faboolus kittehs.

tidmum

{{{{{shaungrl}}}}} Cheroo n Tuppence gots a wunnerful hoam wiv yoo.

 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

yay fer shaungrl gibbing teh kittehs a gud fereber hoam!!!
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{{{{shaungrl}}}}
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wuht grate naems, too!

shaungrl

Yes, I is habing ‘war’ wit lady at work ober naming teh homeless kittehs. I put *Coleman* on black kittens card, meaning both the black but making a play about yellow eyes like a Coleman lantern. She scratch it out and put “SPORTY”. WTF??? We gots “Oatmeal, Wheaties, Isis, Conan, Oasis, Aqua (not kidding). HUH? I did name an orange guy “Seville” and a wee bitty orange “Cheddar” on her day off. HeHehe…

tessm

“Coleman” sew way cooler den “Sporty”!

udder cool kitteh namez Ai hav knowed: Fausto, Koshka, Sam-Sam (dat wun ai tuk home: teh kitteh sew nise, dey named him twise!)

smammie

Mai mama naemd hur kitteh “Fido”.. sed wuz noe naem fur a goggie….

Ambercat

Ai had a bunneh cawld Fido. Sooted him!

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tessm

Ai fergotted wun moar… sumwun wee knew named thier rabbit “Arfur”…
… u know, Arfur rabbit!

(say out loud = r for rabbit)

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Ambercat

Brillyunt! Ai’s herd of Deefer Dawgs Bfor, but nawt Rfur Rabbits! Ai’s strate to teh petshop in teh mornin an gettin me a gnu bunneh an cawlin hims Rfur!

 
 
 
 
 
tessm

Ai bet wee kan gib u manee manee gud namez for teh kittehs:
Abigail,
Barclay,
COLEMAN,
D…

karen

Denzell
Eezeekeeyul
Fitz Maurice

tessm

Fitz Morris!

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karen

(that’s my last name)

 
tessm

ai iz refurrin to teh famuss Morris teh Cat — No offense!

 
 
 
marymary

Gonzo
Happy
Izzie
Jewel
K

annipuss

Kingkat
Magniffycat
Nermal
Ptolemy
Queenie

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sweetmotherofmars

red
scotty
toni/tony
ursula
veni/vinny
wanda (if yew haz cosmo tew match)
xavier/xena
yakki/yoshi
zelda/zorro