HOLD IT!!!
HOLD IT!!! Morgan Freeman isnt talking
while we waitin, u shud tie ur shoez.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
If yu is nawt waering teh tuksedo, yu is nawt commin awn tihs ysflo!
Concatulations on a bery COOL not sekund!
Funny Ambercat!
ys kule unnur preshur!! datz hour Ambercat!!1
Cancachewlashunz!!
Ai is so cule yu cud keep a syd ob beef in me fur a week!
wooden dat gibz yew inderjeshchunn????
Nd probly maik hur cloze fitz funny tu.:lol:
aaaannnnd………….CUE.
a tie on the icefloe — congrats to amber and dan …
LINE!!!
Jazzflipper?
awf 2 teh Tybooteek wif yew bowf!!
mebbeh teh sno glowbz wud B nyz prezzeez 2 gow wif diz pikchewer..?
Somwun is belleeslydin! Bai teh tym Ai tern rown Ai wont ebberrewun - an Ai mee EBBEREEWUN! - up awn tehre feets, Ai meen paws, err flippers, padduls, wotebber!
pssst … wayte till she turns back around … then all bellyslide togefer! pass it on …
Wheeeeeee
Hoo’s torkin at teh bak?! Yu boi! Stoppit at wunse!
*snowball*
pppthwaat!!
*wipez sno ball shrapnell off fais.*
*whinez* He hit mii!
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Take that pd’b
*sno ball*
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ok.
ai bows in respect to cweenmj and her soopernachural powers in cheezland.
ai did a reely cool snowball retaliashun comment (ai gotted ambercat too
ai posted it.
wurdprss eeted it.
ai tried again
wurdprss said “duplicat comment”
so ai tried again, wif different wurding and on a diffrent browser and …
nuffing
so obveeously the cween am protected by sum kind of wurdpress magikal spell. no snowballs gonna smack her in teh hed. no way.
as ai said, ai bows in respect.
*hides snowball behind back, in case opprtunity arises*
Wowzer. I not noeing mine own powerz!!
I hatez wen weerdpress eetingz mai commints. But in dis case…. mebee not so bad. :smirk:
wierdpriss am eetin teh yello sno commintz???? pleh!!!
ravur dem dan mii!!!11
I doan gotz no wotteberz!! wear duz I go 2 getz wun?
*Runz on liddul penguin feetz. run. run. flop. bellee slyde.*
Hab u bean taekin bellee slydin lessons frum Woodchuck?
Or, iz a cween juss gud at eberyfing naturally?
Prolly teh ladder.
*Bonkz Romeow wif majikkle ICHC wand.*
Dere, now u b natcherlee gud at ebberyfing, 2! ♥
Oh, mah Cween - I am so onnered!
Wat grate powers u pozze..pozes…u habs!
Heer, let meh maek u a noo crown…bbbllllliiiiinnnnnggggg!
Wow, I reely am natcherlee gud at ebberyfing nao!
Wud u liek a noo Kastle? I’ll start drawing up teh plans fur it rite nao!
Fank yew, fank yew, mah Cween!
Peepz keepz fergetting dat heer, ebberywun haz majikkle powerz. Just like dis:
*Runz up 2 deh norf pole adn kisses a pololar bare.*
*runz bak.*
Ennyfing iz possible heer.
*Dodges snoball frum pd’b*
mai cween, u iz confuzlin mii…Wuz u bare, oar wuz teh po-lol-ar bare?
majikle powrz asied, tu cold 4 runnin rownd teh norf pole liek dat, cud katch ah ker-choo.
I wuz not bare.
I wuz barelee there.
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———-☼ splaaaaatttt!!!
oh krap! Mai majikkle powerzfailed mii!
*Wipez sno ball off arm.*
At leest I didn’t getting it in deh fais dis time!!
*Sicz pololar bare on pd’b.*
hmmm. tehre might be sum more commints making their way throo wrdprss. yew might wanna duck and cover.
Lotsa comments gettink tehre wiers crozzed laytlee!
yew is teh welcum, smom!!
{{{sutch gud peeps heer}}}
Schmoo yew awl!
ai finks yew luk inna garage………… gots tew be teh wading pool, teh flippers, alla junx wud werk……..
Conga rats Ambercat on your nawn skund! drinkies?
ooooooo. xx.kit.kat.snap.xx!! wut a niftee name wif awl dem xes! adn yur abatar b matching deh name, 2.
Now I wanna see the penguins STOP! …Hammertime!
[dance penguins dance in those awful Hammer pants]
Seriously, Warner Bros., can you make this happen?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/64831/happy_feet_penguin_dance/
Noes, I wantz to see dem do the danz wit Dick Van Dyke.
Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIThY8QUQ64
(And just ignore teh troll.)
Fank joo. I nameded my kittehs *Cheroo* and *Tuppence* frum dat moobee. I lubvs it.
Tohse ar vry gud naemz shaungrl!!! (Compleet wif teh kittehz oan sawngz. tw0 rillee foar Tuppence, but I bet wud ravvr “Feed own teh birds, Tuppence kin pownse….”)
Yep. Him haz two white toesies. Cheroo look liek teh chimmy sweepz. Black wit grey whispees here adn dere. Dey is brudders. My guilt kittehs. Dey grow up in Vet crate, I see dem ebber week, no standz it longer, I adoptz dem @ 6 mo old. Dey was bondeded, so I taek bofe. I so glad, dey is faboolus kittehs.
{{{{{shaungrl}}}}} Cheroo n Tuppence gots a wunnerful hoam wiv yoo.
yay fer shaungrl gibbing teh kittehs a gud fereber hoam!!!
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wuht grate naems, too!
Yes, I is habing ‘war’ wit lady at work ober naming teh homeless kittehs. I put *Coleman* on black kittens card, meaning both the black but making a play about yellow eyes like a Coleman lantern. She scratch it out and put “SPORTY”. WTF??? We gots “Oatmeal, Wheaties, Isis, Conan, Oasis, Aqua (not kidding). HUH? I did name an orange guy “Seville” and a wee bitty orange “Cheddar” on her day off. HeHehe…
“Coleman” sew way cooler den “Sporty”!
udder cool kitteh namez Ai hav knowed: Fausto, Koshka, Sam-Sam (dat wun ai tuk home: teh kitteh sew nise, dey named him twise!)
Mai mama naemd hur kitteh “Fido”.. sed wuz noe naem fur a goggie….
Ai had a bunneh cawld Fido. Sooted him!
Ai fergotted wun moar… sumwun wee knew named thier rabbit “Arfur”…
… u know, Arfur rabbit!
(say out loud = r for rabbit)
Brillyunt! Ai’s herd of Deefer Dawgs Bfor, but nawt Rfur Rabbits! Ai’s strate to teh petshop in teh mornin an gettin me a gnu bunneh an cawlin hims Rfur!
Ai bet wee kan gib u manee manee gud namez for teh kittehs:
Abigail,
Barclay,
COLEMAN,
D…
Denzell
Eezeekeeyul
Fitz Maurice
Fitz Morris!
(that’s my last name)
ai iz refurrin to teh famuss Morris teh Cat — No offense!
Gonzo
Happy
Izzie
Jewel
K
Kingkat
Magniffycat
Nermal
Ptolemy
Queenie
red
scotty
toni/tony
ursula
veni/vinny
wanda (if yew haz cosmo tew match)
xavier/xena
yakki/yoshi
zelda/zorro
YAY!