Comments on: i haz gud defenz laywer

By: Mrrphh

Mrrphh — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:22:47 +0000

o noes aiz gittin da kerss ob da 404 erroarz

By: Mrrphh

Mrrphh — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:20:12 +0000

das Folsom Prison blooz – Ledbelly ryted it n Johnny Cash mmmm casht in awnit

By: Mrrphh

Mrrphh — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:18:25 +0000

ai finkso yes iz old doc watson
doc watson nawt ‘doc’liek Dr Tinycat
doc watson iz (b 1923 wuz?) myuzik doc liek ol tym gitawr an blooz peep

By: cybele24

cybele24 — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:13:14 +0000

Ugweed! WIIIIN!

By: Xupa

Xupa — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:03:19 +0000

Win!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:48:01 +0000

Epilogue: Kitteh staiyed iyn teh slammer oavernite;

Nexxt dai her lolyer caime up wif neu ebbidens;

Teh mitten rlly belongded tuu teh wealfy Pershunn kitteh, hoo hadded her chauwffure hidez teh reel wun adn replais iyt wif a faike;

Kitteh gawt springeded adn weynt tuu her foarebber hoem tuu her doaring famblee, hoo snorgled adn shmooed her adn halped her foargeyt her iynkarserashun xperiens………

By: eubie

eubie — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:35:39 +0000

Bwayne dumbage!?!?!?!? *giglolz*

By: eubie

eubie — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:27:58 +0000

Trew fack! Gotz 2 gitz teh ebil brayses on mai teefs but aim puutin awf tilz Seps timber sew can eet teh crabbiez in VA and MD on bacashun adn neeses weddin. And mii own lee a chile ub 60! Bettr eet tehm crabbiez wile Ai kin.

By: eubie

eubie — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:27:28 +0000

Trew fack! Gotz 2 gitz teh ebil brayses on mai teefs but aim puutin awf tilz Seps timber sew can eet teh crabbiez in VA and MD on bacashun adn neeses weddin. And mii own lee a chile ub 60!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:58:13 +0000

After long argment bfoar the Sapreem Cort, we can has bofe fudes. Yay!

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:33:53 +0000

duz yoar dawg baht?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:22:49 +0000

Yay, Aahz!! sry i b heer l8, but bedder l8 dan nebber. I lubz 2 watching deh iyc sk8erz. I pwomice no cweenfetti on deh iyc. I hab eben seen deh Scottee Hamilton adn deh Torvil & Deen frum deh nawt sekkund row!!!!
*sigh*

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:11:17 +0000

Hai Harry!
Send meh an e-meow at romeow2005 at yahoo.com.

By: Moira

Moira — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:02:53 +0000

2 fink dat sum1 wud steel on Fodders Dai! Teh nervses!

Happeh Fodders Dai cheezpeepz!

By: MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh

MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:00:32 +0000

Concatumalayshunz Harry!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:41:48 +0000

Or hearts.
Oh, neber mind, u juss cum here so I can snorgle u!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:40:48 +0000

Aahz, I’m so prowd ov U!!!
Dat iz wunnerful noos!
U shud b bery prowd ov urseff, too!
Hip Hip Hooray fur Aahz!!!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:34:39 +0000

Finally, a way to get payd wifowt any wifholding taxes taekin owt.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:32:54 +0000

Doh!
*smacks self in teh hed*
I’z sowy, dat waz elfi dat I waz finking ov. Mah stoopy, let meh show u it.
I’m glad u had such a gud tiem at teh comedy club! Fanks fur teh slitely drunk hug
{{{{{whiskers}}}}}

By: Dawnne

Dawnne — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:16:37 +0000

or bukkits

By: Dawnne

Dawnne — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:16:08 +0000

dass whut yooz get wen yooz steel cheezburgers

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:39:17 +0000

Fankee Mais Oui!! Mai dottur sk8z awlsew, sew wun dai win herz fynz owt dat Eye Skasells ekzistz, herz gunna wanna seez it…
…
** “contratulAAHZhons” = **
…
I gotzta goe 2 beddee by 2, but I givvz moar D-taylz win I poastz da pikz.
Nite yawll!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:31:23 +0000

excellent, ai’m shur ebbrywun wants tew hear more about it…….. ai wuzznt shur wut tew fink wen yew nawt second menshuned it. ai luks forward to hearing more…..

in teh meantime, ai needs to turn into a punkin………… see yew onna freds later

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:31:15 +0000

congratulaahzhons, aahz!
as yr prize, we won’t mek u watch teh Eye Skasells moobie.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:22:46 +0000

Fankee, jamamakitty!!! I wuz sorta bint owtta shayp insyd finkin bowt skaytin aginst himz agin… Iz happeetaylz dat I obberkumz dat!!!
…
Dat sownz liek uh plan bowt da invyt — I finkz I mite jess duz dat… Wood b kewl 2 can haz sum IRL cheezfrinz chearin, but noe fleengin cweenfetti — dey nawt liekz havvin 2 kleen up da ays…
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Nawt dum kweschun at awl… I sk8 wif steelz, nawt weelz But I can haz sum IRL sk8 frinz hoo doo bowf. Awlsew, I b finkin bowt gittin sum figger roalur sk8z sew I kin praktiss inna jim at owr stoodint sintur…

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:14:57 +0000

yew shud shair teh details ob teh comp wit teh peeps sew dat dose in teh area cud cheer for yew IRL

dumb question………. roller skate or ice skate?

{{{aahz}}} yew go dude……. beat dat udder guy!!!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:10:22 +0000

**testin testin** ***feedbak skweel***
Sorree bowt dat…
…
In the Men’s Freeskate Event, in second place, representing the ICHC Skate Club, receiving the silver medal is … Aahz!
*cheerz n poppee flashbubz*
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Sorree I dint gitz da gowld meddle 4 U gyz dis tym, but derez sumfin grate wat kaym owtta dis evvint — I beetid da gy wat beetid me da nawt-sekkund tym!!1!
N I gunna trie 2 gitz sum pitcherz poastid 2morroe
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I hoapz 2 doo beddur 4 evvyboddee at da nekst kawmpatishun n Septober. Fankee, fankee sew muchlee 4 awl da grate whale wheeshes n da sport frum awl u wunnermus cheezfrinz!!!11!!!

By: SmallDogFacts.com

SmallDogFacts.com — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:03:22 +0000

That’s what I”m sayin’!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:00:16 +0000

fanks fer teh un-cormfusion…….. ai wuzznt lukkin forward to going bak fru teh freds. takes foreber!!

now i tests mai remembery….. it wuz yew in teh skatin competishun? yes? an how did yew dew? wutabowt pikshurs?

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:56:25 +0000

Kewl! Dat sownz liek teh funz! I betz it wood b neet 2 can haz T IRL wif cheezfrinz…

O, n jess n kays U gotted miksdid up bowt da Trollop kawmint — I b da wun wat gotted miksdid up. Dat wuz smammie n I wat wuz tawkin bowt Trollz n Trollopz n stuff urleeur… Sorree 4 da konfuzzlemint…

Mai borkd memree … lemme shoez u it. Noe wayt — I doan can HAZ uh memree 2 shoe!!1!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:52:08 +0000

Wii Wii. Datz troo. Fwench awfeesurz doez has da teh thickessss aksyent it seemz 2 meh. Mehbee cuz I neber noa eneewun else wut cud speek engrish. Oar mehbee dey jus lernt teh best wayz 2 relait to oder hoomins form teh lolzkittehs.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:49:41 +0000

aahz be otay……………. jus wishin ai din’t have tew go twerk tomorrows….

finally has sum sunny weather………. but will be short week. going to orygun friday tew has teh Ohai Desert Tea wif CweenMJ…… will be lots ob fun

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:46:59 +0000

Ohai jamamakitty! Haowz mai fayvert Trollop wanna-B?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:44:30 +0000

oh noesssssssssssss, jus see teh luk ob despare on himz widdel face……

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:44:27 +0000

Noe, mebbe jess eenspekturz — “awfeesurz uv zeh luw”

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:44:18 +0000

Iz glad yew has a warmy. Tahnks for menshunink Fadder’s Dai – it remynded me taht it be mai mumkitteh’s birfday on Flyday. I will givzes her sum flours (her favrite is teh slef-raisin, tee hee).

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:41:51 +0000

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:41:19 +0000

:snerk:
Ai lub dem too. I dinna haf ta eben luk on Googlol tu gno wut ju mentz. Boaf da E.S.P. adn the lolspeek. Doez dat meen dat kittehs arrrr awl Fwench?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:39:59 +0000

Thirty days in the hole.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:32:22 +0000

I lurvvz da PeenkPanfur mooveez! N Cloozew tawkz n lolspeek!
…
**KRASH!!1!** *raddl* *teenkl*
“That’s a priceless Steinway!!”
“Nawt innee mur…”

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:28:36 +0000

Witch bimp onna hed? Form wen hez fawlz down or form when Cato bonksee him? I finks teh Cheef Inspectoor Dreyfus ahz da bwayne dumbage moar.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:25:31 +0000

Objekshun sustaynd. We muss can haz ekwul amowntz uv chokklit n gushyfudz
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Nawt can haz byus inna cort…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:23:26 +0000

We can haz uh :snerk: n a sekkund
…
Awl n fayvur sai “Aye :snerk:”

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:19:56 +0000

but himz sew funny

mebbe himz had teh brain damage from teh bimp onna hed??

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:19:44 +0000

Ohai, cweenmj! I luvvz da steemee traynz 2!

Haz u ebber rydid da Beeg Sowf Fork Seenik Raylwai n Kintukee? Uh frind uv myn b wun uv da injineerz hoo dryvz deyz steem trayn.

Awlsew, anuvver peep I noez bak n mai hoamtowne iz da oanur uv da steem injin dey yoozdid n “O Bruvver Ware Art Dow?” I akshullee tawkd wif himz bowt uh jawb wunts aftur 9/11 win I wuz owt uv werkz. Ifn I gotted it I cood seeng 4 reel “I bin werkin awn da raylrode…”

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:07:38 +0000

:snerk:
We thot ju waz a TOWD!

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:02:47 +0000

I object!
I purrfurr choklit insted of gushifud.

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:59:20 +0000

Ai tole him wuns or twys,
to stop playin cardz an shootin dys.
.
He’s in teh jailhowse nao.

By: teenie

teenie — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:59:01 +0000

hehe…no kiddin…dat inspektur clooso iz teh stoopy!

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:55:33 +0000

Nobudee desurvs teh presumpshen of innosins moar tahn this kitteh!
Tu cyoot.