i haz gud defenz laywer
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i haz gud defenz laywer sez if mitten not fitten kitten u got 2 be akwittin
dis kitteh needz a gud lawyer 2.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: lisa63artist
My lolyer sed so!
Besydes, I losted those mittens a long time ago. I jus nevur reported it cause dey wusnt insured anyway.
Corm gradu lay shingz Harry. Wut u b likeing fer deh drinkz and deh danz? Mebbe jailhowse rok? oar is dat 2 predikt able?
Folsum prison….iz nawt jailhouse rawk, so iz less prediktable?
Fanks everybudy! Hau abowt “I’m In the Jailhouse Now”? Ancient sawng my Pa Kitteh useded to sing. And fur drinkses, I fot we only get wattur here… to halp wash down the bred.
Ooo…in teh jailhowse naw…I tinks it wuz mebbe in Cry Baby? Just briefly, tho.
It wuz on Mr. Clooney’s mooovie O Brother Where Art Thou, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2dqgUkJOvs
Ai tole him wuns or twys,
to stop playin cardz an shootin dys.
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He’s in teh jailhowse nao.
:snerk:
We thot ju waz a TOWD!
That’s what I”m sayin’!
ai finkso yes iz old doc watson
doc watson nawt ‘doc’ liek Dr Tinycat
doc watson iz (b 1923 wuz?) myuzik doc liek ol tym gitawr an blooz peep
Oh jess, dat sowndz bedda.
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I heer deh train a kumin’ *faint chugga chugga*
It’s rollin rown deh ben’ *lowder chugga chugga*
And I ain’t seen the sunshine *raddul raddul on deh ralez*
since I don’t noe wen, *harmonica riff*
I’m stuck in Folsom prison,
and time keeps draggin’ on *harmonica riff*
But that train keeps a rollin’ *raddul raddul on deh ralez*
on down to San Antone.. … .. *Whoooo-whooo-oooo*
Ai enjoee ur chuggas
I lubz deh olde steem trainz. ♥ Wii hab rideinged seberal uv dem.
Durango, Co.
Eureka Springs, Ark.
Black Hills RR
Victor, Co.
Chama, N.M.
Adn sum uzzerz I can’t b remembering.
Teh Durango-Silverton one? I bin on that one (menny yrs ago).
Enneebuddee ever ryded teh Cass steem trayne? Cass, WV logging trayne.
thaz awfyl purtee kontree thar!
Ohai, cweenmj! I luvvz da steemee traynz 2!
Haz u ebber rydid da Beeg Sowf Fork Seenik Raylwai n Kintukee? Uh frind uv myn b wun uv da injineerz hoo dryvz deyz steem trayn.
Awlsew, anuvver peep I noez bak n mai hoamtowne iz da oanur uv da steem injin dey yoozdid n “O Bruvver Ware Art Dow?” I akshullee tawkd wif himz bowt uh jawb wunts aftur 9/11 win I wuz owt uv werkz. Ifn I gotted it I cood seeng 4 reel “I bin werkin awn da raylrode…”
*applaws-applaws!* Gud riff! ‘Speshully de raddul-raddul. Aye wuvs it.
das Folsom Prison blooz – Ledbelly ryted it n Johnny Cash mmmm casht in awnit
No is fitten!
But… but… if the mitten don’t fitten, the kitten can have no pie.
weren’t there three kittens in this case? and what about that pie business?
I’d like to see this guy in a slo-mo police chase thru LA, behind the wheel of his white ford bronco … better yet, this one at the wheel and the others working gas and brake …
Maybe the CCC driver kitteh wuz doing the slo mo drive!
The accompliss kittehs…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/08/128286992883890691wichpeddelma.jpg
http://www.icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/10/128346787714531250nicebwinkerj.jpg
Hope the linkies wurks!
How duz teh posting ov linx werk?
OK, maybe this wurks…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/18/nice-bwinker-jurkface/#comments
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/01/wich-peddel-makez-us-not-go-2-vet/#comments
No, ai meanz how to post linx if Iz wants tew beh postin’ teh linx?
Ohai Marybelle! I’z thinkin ov settin up a crab shack next tew the piStawl. U wantz tew help mii? It bee the funz!
mmm…crabbies is happies!
Trew fack! Gotz 2 gitz teh ebil brayses on mai teefs but aim puutin awf tilz Seps timber sew can eet teh crabbiez in VA and MD on bacashun adn neeses weddin. And mii own lee a chile ub 60!
Trew fack! Gotz 2 gitz teh ebil brayses on mai teefs but aim puutin awf tilz Seps timber sew can eet teh crabbiez in VA and MD on bacashun adn neeses weddin. And mii own lee a chile ub 60! Bettr eet tehm crabbiez wile Ai kin.
oh hai MB, iffn yew wants tew share a URL (how I does it) ai right click on teh URL (address in the address bar) select copy and comes down to teh commint box, den right mouse click again and select paste……….. now for some reason wordpress takes 4ever to link when you have the http in teh address, so ai usually back up over the http, colon and 2 forward slashes….so they goes awai. usually the link shows up rite away……. hope this answers yer question
yew neber noes wut odder peeps noes so i tries tew be thorough but mite be overkill…
Tankee jamama!
o noes aiz gittin da kerss ob da 404 erroarz
Iz fur yew
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1334754
Mebbe wurk naw?
oh fergots, yew needs to put the www. in front………. but we can copy and paste yer link teh way it is tooooooo
wp put the odder stuffs………. jus put the w w w . in front ob yer linkie..sry
is werkin……….. is teh same as yer blue link on yer name. now not blue,,, are yew takin teh ICHC link off yer name? sum peeps has teh blogs n stuffs tey linkie tew
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1275601
Juu be awsum! Ai can’t get mai name tew linx tew mai ICHC profile. Dunno wai, tho.
yew did before……… make sure yew are logged onto word press
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
Ai iz on mai werk pooter, so iz a bit wyerd.
yesh, my werk puter an home puter is diffrent………… yew will gets it stratend out
Concatumalayshunz Harry!
IF i had did it……….
iz okai,kitteh…we wyll breaks u outta dere !!
Gets me a can uv gushiefud…wif a fyle !!
Nawt teh fyle…no gud. Must use emaginashun tew git kitteh out.
How so,MB ???
Urm…lukin at teh kitteh size, just dump sum waterz on her…she’ll slip awt
Yesh,gud plan !!!
Uhhh…won’t kitteh be mad,tho ??
yesh, kittehs no likey water nd baths…..
yesh, kittes no likey water nd baths…….
Wuud be cute mad, so iz otay.
Cause kitteh not have opposhabl thumfs! Canawt uz fyle!
Noe eeck, we bringz teh fishie tacos wiv teh fyle.
Yesh…wyll bee eezier to hyde in dere…
Fanks,kimkiwi…how r u ???
Iz gud. Teh sun is shynink and ai haz a frend aribing to fisit me tewnite. Iz not warmies tho.
How r yew?
Berry gud !! Iz nyce and warm in Meeshigun,and hadda great Fadder’s Dai at mai parents.
Iz glad yew has a warmy. Tahnks for menshunink Fadder’s Dai – it remynded me taht it be mai mumkitteh’s birfday on Flyday. I will givzes her sum flours (her favrite is teh slef-raisin, tee hee).
RIP Johnny Cochrane!
an OJ too………… oh wait, darn
:snerk:
I second dat snerk.
hai romeow! ai jus red yur post on teh chicks dig me, bout mai kitteh. um…yu mus be thinkin bout a diffrent whiskers, caus ai nawt rescued ne kittehs recently/ ai wished ai wud, but fortnatlee- ther ar no kittehs to rescu.
eben so, is naice thet yu was thinkn bout meh. ai gibs yu mani (slitely drunk) hugs. ai wen to a comeede club toonite, an had a mofo an a watrmeln jolli ranchr. ai is jus nicely.
also a few rollin on teh bak waitn fur belli scritches type of purrs. ai is a happi gurl.
also, ai thurd teh snerk. is one of mai favorit souns.
Doh!
*smacks self in teh hed*
I’z sowy, dat waz elfi dat I waz finking ov. Mah stoopy, let meh show u it.
I’m glad u had such a gud tiem at teh comedy club! Fanks fur teh slitely drunk hug
{{{{{whiskers}}}}}
We can haz uh :snerk: n a sekkund
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Awl n fayvur sai “Aye :snerk:”
aww! so kyute.
iz mai glove. nott! xD
Second ya on that, woodchuck.
But tho ai lol’d on this wun, ai iz nawt cumf wiv ennii kumparisuhn uv kitteh to, well, yu know…
An havin sed taht, glad yu haz a gud lolyer. Everybudii niidz wun.
Woodchuck cud wepweesent him / herseff.
Good fing dere’z nawt a law against bellee slydin.
Ai is prone to belleh-slyyydin.
Ai wud bee happee to wepweesent teh kitteh.
I wud get payd wif snorgles an smoos!
Finally, a way to get payd wifowt any wifholding taxes taekin owt.
but wuz kitten eetin lotsa salt en stuf afore kitten tryd on teh mitten?
Aahhh…teh bloat defense…berry clebber !
Mush betta than teh Twinkee defense.
Romeow, the other day you were talking about your lemon bars. They sound like something my Ma kitteh would love. Would you mind sharing the recipe? Thanks!
Hai Harry!
Send meh an e-meow at romeow2005 at yahoo.com.
Tyme to be admittin
I am smitten
Wit deh mitten
Kitten
bwavo…nyce rhyme
Win and awsum
Dis kitten too kewt to b giltee
Charjis dropt for reezons of snorgle an smoo
Agreed, kawnsulur! Sidebar of gushyfud?
Sustained. Ajerned for nom nom noms.
I object!
I purrfurr choklit insted of gushifud.
Objekshun sustaynd. We muss can haz ekwul amowntz uv chokklit n gushyfudz
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Nawt can haz byus inna cort…
After long argment bfoar the Sapreem Cort, we can has bofe fudes. Yay!
Liddill Strypd Tukksee
Kitteh iz elleegantz Catz
Burglurr…. Oarz iz himz?
Liddill Strypd Kitteh
iz seekeeng ‘T3h Peenk Panfurr’.
Wurld’z lawrjjest dyemund
Inspekkturr Clooso
Kitteh iz awn t3h cayss. Strtpd
Kitteh iz hoam free
Jack.
hehe…no kiddin…dat inspektur clooso iz teh stoopy!
but himz sew funny
mebbe himz had teh brain damage from teh bimp onna hed??
Witch bimp onna hed? Form wen hez fawlz down or form when Cato bonksee him? I finks teh Cheef Inspectoor Dreyfus ahz da bwayne dumbage moar.
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**KRASH!!1!** *raddl* *teenkl*
“That’s a priceless Steinway!!”
“Nawt innee mur…”
:snerk:
Ai lub dem too. I dinna haf ta eben luk on Googlol tu gno wut ju mentz. Boaf da E.S.P. adn the lolspeek. Doez dat meen dat kittehs arrrr awl Fwench?
Noe, mebbe jess eenspekturz — “awfeesurz uv zeh luw”
Wii Wii. Datz troo. Fwench awfeesurz doez has da teh thickessss aksyent it seemz 2 meh. Mehbee cuz I neber noa eneewun else wut cud speek engrish. Oar mehbee dey jus lernt teh best wayz 2 relait to oder hoomins form teh lolzkittehs.
Ohai jamamakitty! Haowz mai fayvert Trollop wanna-B?
aahz be otay……………. jus wishin ai din’t have tew go twerk tomorrows….
finally has sum sunny weather………. but will be short week. going to orygun friday tew has teh Ohai Desert Tea wif CweenMJ…… will be lots ob fun
Kewl! Dat sownz liek teh funz! I betz it wood b neet 2 can haz T IRL wif cheezfrinz…
O, n jess n kays U gotted miksdid up bowt da Trollop kawmint — I b da wun wat gotted miksdid up. Dat wuz smammie n I wat wuz tawkin bowt Trollz n Trollopz n stuff urleeur…
Sorree 4 da konfuzzlemint… 
Mai borkd memree … lemme shoez u it. Noe wayt — I doan can HAZ uh memree 2 shoe!!1!
fanks fer teh un-cormfusion…….. ai wuzznt lukkin forward to going bak fru teh freds. takes foreber!!
now i tests mai remembery….. it wuz yew in teh skatin competishun? yes? an how did yew dew? wutabowt pikshurs?
**testin testin** ***feedbak skweel***
Sorree bowt dat…
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In the Men’s Freeskate Event, in second place, representing the ICHC Skate Club, receiving the silver medal is … Aahz!
*cheerz n poppee flashbubz*
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Sorree I dint gitz da gowld meddle 4 U gyz dis tym, but derez sumfin grate wat kaym owtta dis evvint — I beetid da gy wat beetid me da nawt-sekkund tym!!1!
N I gunna trie 2 gitz sum pitcherz poastid 2morroe
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I hoapz 2 doo beddur 4 evvyboddee at da nekst kawmpatishun n Septober. Fankee, fankee sew muchlee 4 awl da grate whale wheeshes n da sport frum awl u wunnermus cheezfrinz!!!11!!!
yew shud shair teh details ob teh comp wit teh peeps sew dat dose in teh area cud cheer for yew IRL
dumb question………. roller skate or ice skate?
{{{aahz}}} yew go dude……. beat dat udder guy!!!
Fankee, jamamakitty!!! I wuz sorta bint owtta shayp insyd finkin bowt skaytin aginst himz agin… Iz happeetaylz dat I obberkumz dat!!!
But I can haz sum IRL sk8 frinz hoo doo bowf. Awlsew, I b finkin bowt gittin sum figger roalur sk8z sew I kin praktiss inna jim at owr stoodint sintur…
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Dat sownz liek uh plan bowt da invyt — I finkz I mite jess duz dat… Wood b kewl 2 can haz sum IRL cheezfrinz chearin, but noe fleengin cweenfetti — dey nawt liekz havvin 2 kleen up da ays…
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Nawt dum kweschun at awl… I sk8 wif steelz, nawt weelz
congratulaahzhons, aahz!
as yr prize, we won’t mek u watch teh Eye Skasells moobie.
excellent, ai’m shur ebbrywun wants tew hear more about it…….. ai wuzznt shur wut tew fink wen yew nawt second menshuned it. ai luks forward to hearing more…..
in teh meantime, ai needs to turn into a punkin………… see yew onna freds later
Fankee Mais Oui!! Mai dottur sk8z awlsew, sew wun dai win herz fynz owt dat Eye Skasells ekzistz, herz gunna wanna seez it…
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** “contratulAAHZhons” =
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I gotzta goe 2 beddee by 2, but I givvz moar D-taylz win I poastz da pikz.
Nite yawll!!
Aahz, I’m so prowd ov U!!!
Dat iz wunnerful noos!
U shud b bery prowd ov urseff, too!
Hip Hip Hooray fur Aahz!!!
Yay, Aahz!! sry i b heer l8, but bedder l8 dan nebber. I lubz 2 watching deh iyc sk8erz. I pwomice no cweenfetti on deh iyc. I hab eben seen deh Scottee Hamilton adn deh Torvil & Deen frum deh nawt sekkund row!!!!
*sigh*
duz yoar dawg baht?
Bwayne dumbage!?!?!?!? *giglolz*
Nobudee desurvs teh presumpshen of innosins moar tahn this kitteh!
Tu cyoot.
Thirty days in the hole.
oh noesssssssssssss, jus see teh luk ob despare on himz widdel face……
dass whut yooz get wen yooz steel cheezburgers
or bukkits
Or hearts.
Oh, neber mind, u juss cum here so I can snorgle u!
2 fink dat sum1 wud steel on Fodders Dai! Teh nervses!
Happeh Fodders Dai cheezpeepz!
Epilogue: Kitteh staiyed iyn teh slammer oavernite;
Nexxt dai her lolyer caime up wif neu ebbidens;
Teh mitten rlly belongded tuu teh wealfy Pershunn kitteh, hoo hadded her chauwffure hidez teh reel wun adn replais iyt wif a faike;
Kitteh gawt springeded adn weynt tuu her foarebber hoem tuu her doaring famblee, hoo snorgled adn shmooed her adn halped her foargeyt her iynkarserashun xperiens………
Win!
Ugweed! WIIIIN!