Ur home late
Ur home late I’m hungry The dog tastes bad.
well at least da barkin stopped.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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adn dis rug iz in bad taste….
But it goes with his fur!
witch is Y U kant sea dat Aim starven tu def!!!! Ayes awlmoas invista, innabiz, phooh, juss feedz mii!!!!
Proof dat kitteh is not infizable. Add water. Kitteh will rapidly fizz.
Nuffin teh rug dr (steemN mad @durt) cudn’t improv upon…
Mayhaps kitteh fur inna rug izwhy kitteh blendz intew carpit sew whale!
But a wittle BBQ sauce will improve teh flavor.
even after yew cookeded him in teh oven?
ohhh Mr. PdB
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spla-a-a-a-a-a–a-a-a-a-a-a-tttttt
“fmmmmph, gargul, fumpf” ker-flop!
shaekz selb oft adn stompz awaii, plottin rebenge…..
ok, we can has truce? and hawt chawklit?
hawt chonklat? Okai, smoo! Lubs yah! Hear, hab ah towl tu…
Hey non-mac peeps–what you see on first line ov dis reply?
a skware
Otay, I see Apple. Thought that would be what you see. Tanks.
cins Aye sea teh Appul, Aye noas wut U gotz tu… Aye fownd owt urlii dat sum karacturz Aye maek doan sho op rite tu udderz…
yeah, ai seez apple too.
ai jus sees teh dot………. laik dat .
I seez a kwestyun mark. like dat wun ober dere ► ?
R u lukin froo ur Cween cullered glasses again???
I b lukking frew Windoze.
Wif firefawkz eyez.
Teh Cween wif teh fire-fawks eyes
MJ in teh sky wif diamonds…
Mii tew! Ai meen Ai saw teh Interrogation Mark,
nawt a sqware oar anne appoll.
In a convekshun oben. Nise & cripsy.
butz iffin U doan getz owt teh gushi fud opener suen, Aye rii-decorate dis rug furr U..
If yew was taht laet hoem, kitteh wud be sats in middul of rugg wiv nom bowl wayting.
smammie, we do drinkses an danses togedder?
Hooboi, Aye thawt ude nebber azk!!
Aye brawt teh Ribena, vodka adn teh Domaine de Canton, pleaz halp yoarselb, adn putz ahn sum musik!!
Adn tehn wii hed down tu teh Ty-booteek caws Aye wud lub wun ob doze bobul-hed stachewz dat Gibocat gotz. Okai?
Okai! I donut haz a boblol-head kitteh yet.
Ooooh, soundz gud. How ’bout sum cavi…cabi…fishy eggs to go on top ov
debilled eggs or on little baked potato and sour cream bites?
pssst… tell dem otterz tu leaf, itz u adm mii adn teh fishy eggs, wooohooo! Moar furr uz.
YAY smammie FFL! is yr nawt second time?
i do teh come home layte dans for yew
hands on hips……. wair yew bin
tapping toes……… spose yew fink ai has dinner for yew
slamming doors……….my turn…….. see ya
nawt rilly mush ob a dans………. sry ai will try to dew beddar
thankumz Jamama, butz Aye bin hear ah tyme oar tu.. east coast urlii mawninz halp.
Tey can all kom. We haz infinite amount of fishy eggs!
fish eggz, fish eggz
roly poly fish eggz…♪♫
fish eggs,fish eggs….
eet dem up,yum…..
youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No
Barnes and Barnes. Ai member dem well. And Dr Dementoez, ah da mammories.
Yesh…teh Dr.Demento,which helped spawn Weird Al….
Ah yesh. Weird Al with da accord…awkard…squeeez box adn teh polzka. Sew manee phun songz.
Amish Paradise
Bedrock Anthem
Couch Potato
Do I Creep You Out?
E…
eat it
This is hard… can wii jest jump tew
Weezil stompin dae?
Shoar! Dis 2 mush for wittle ketteh brainz eneewayz. Zounded like wruk 2 meh 2. Sawree. Wut is Weezil stompin dae? Iz taht a hollindaize in da pwaeses wear dey pix da cottun?
Eeyyew! yu eetz dat fishee bate stufz? We went Jappy kneez uvvur dai nd mai huzbum hab sum ub dat nd he wantz tu gib me. Ai sez OH NOZe , nite hab fishee hukz init.
I founded dance and moosic fur steamy summer nite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNxtxfuZD6M
tu basement wif drinks adn dans…Aye whan wut she’s waring.. compleat wif teh auntie-grabity diibiys
Yu kan hazz what she iz waring. I will tayke him!
(But donut let LCB know, or else she might grabz him before me.)
Mi dizdane, u haz it.
if only kitteh haz op…poz…thumbs, he kud get his own nomz.
Congratumalashuns Booklion and Smammie.
Dansis an drinkses?
Pleaz tu cum up-fred adn en-joyn us.
Sowwy, Ai iz berry tierd - stoopy post dint goe wear Ai thort it wud!
11.30 pm heer in TTI soe Ai goe 2 bed naow. kthxbai.
Nitey nite, iz bin mush phun playin…
Y u come home barefoots?
Mebee waz doin sumpfin whar dey didn’t want ennywon to heer their footsteps? Enny ideas, LCB?
Um…
Alligator Hunting
Baby Surprising
Climbing up a wall of bubblewrap in secret
D…
Dealing in stolen wristwatches….
Evil plots….
Felony sneaking….
G….
Graep stompin
Hidin in hayloff
Isy wadder wigglin
J….
Gathering luvbugs
Hovering
Icing a cake
jamamakitty whistling in teh dark
keying a car
lookin in windows
makin mischief
n…
nozing arownd….
ogling fyremens….
Peeping tom-cat….
quietly getting a snack…
raiding teh hen house
slinking thru teh shadows
tom cattin agin
u………
Uneakin op ahn sumwun
Varii-us ebil plotz
Wawkin ahn tippii-towz
Xtra kwiet tippii-towin..
Y..Y? Ynawt, wii iz kittehz
Zzzzzzzz, huh? Oh, Zippin abowt un-notissed…zzzzz