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  1. annipuss says:

    Iz moar big dan mee!

    • whiskers says:

      con-cat-ululations annipus! what iz yu drinkin tihs fine morninng?

      • annipuss says:

        Thx whiskers. It’s 3 in teh afternoonz heer in Lunnon! Tiem fur a cup uv tee an a biskit!

        • Jimmba says:

          ai’s in brummingham. is teh wedder naice daown dere?

          • annipuss says:

            At teh moment itz cloudy but brite. Not hot tho.
            Duz u haz sum sun?

          • martoonie says:

            Iz a liddle clowdee but dry an warm. But wiv teh opshun of rain layder, if it feels liek it. U no, like ebery udder day in TTI !!

            Ai wented to skool in Brummagem, ai has fond memrees of teh nite clubs. I meen librees. Yus, librees.

          • tidmum says:

            *Waves floofy paws at Jimmba*
            Ohai Jimmba, iz chilly heer in Wiltshire . Ihas teh heeating awn .Juss wanna curl up inna floofy blankee an snooze.
            Hows yoo?

            • Jimmba says:

              awh noes :( its lubbly an warm in burmin’um, an deres a cool breeze tew!! ai’m just sittin in mai rewm playin guitar and watchin sum tv! hower yew tidmum??

              • tidmum says:

                Ai’s ok. Jess a bit tired reely.
                I can has eerlee to bed ifinkso.

                • Jimmba says:

                  ob corse yew can hab erlee nyte! ai plan on habbin wun tew! has been a busy weekend fur me!

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    Hai mai deer nefeeyoo Jimmba! Waht were yoo doing? Fur the bizzy weekend???

                    Ai hav a bizzee WEEK coming up! Todai – mai sister Judy frum Utah iz arriving with mai niece Amy an hur too liddle gulrz Charlee and Rosaliee. An tehy ar coming strait heer fur a spaghetti supper (mai awn hoam maid tomato sauze and meet ball! Reeelee yumm, ai thing!
                    .
                    an awn Toozday ai’m flying to St. Louis (in Miissoureee) to go to 4 operas with sum fren frum Pennsylvaneeah an jermanee! Coming bak awn Friedegg!
                    .
                    Yes! Ai as JanetCanHas4Operas!! Which wuns, yoo say??? Troilus and Cressida.”
                    “Una Cosa Rara,” “Madama Butterfly,” AND “Tales ov Hoffmann.” Teh furst too ai hav nebber scene, so it shud be interesting! And lots ov fun – cuz mai frenz ar fun!

            • Romeow says:

              Plz oh plz, I can has a chilly?
              Iz onwee 11 AM and iz already 100 degrees.
              Ahhh…summer in teh Sonoran desert.
              Hao duz teh Saguaros, lib fur 100 yeers awl on their own?

              • martoonie says:

                Oh, Romeow, u is in Arryzoner? Ai is bizitin Scawtsdael in November – wehn is a liddle cooler, ai hopes!

                • Romeow says:

                  Yes! I iz in AZ! Between Feenix and Tooson.
                  Nobember iz byootiful.
                  Tells meh wen ur cuming and iffs u hab tiem, I’ll meets u in Scawtsdale!

              • Tehy has teh waxy coting!! Wii ar nawt sew lukky.

                {{{Cool breezes tew yew Romeow}}}
                Ai hab bin tew teh ChiWahWahn desert twicet, but nebber been tew AZ or teh Sonar an. (Onlee CA Ai haev seen iz teh Bay Area. Mai fren sez, “yes, iz lubbly, but iz nawt a gud repri…” repraz… sample “for teh rezt of CA.”

        • whiskers says:

          wel ai luvs me a cuppa. (sry, cudnt rezist.)

          ai has nvr had a biskit, (in teh britsh sens), but ai wud luv to tri it!

          enjoi!

          • tidmum says:

            Yoos nebber had a ingerlish biskit?????!! Oh mah CC!!!
            Yoo muss find a delly an see if dems hab a ingerlish secshun an luk for teh Hobnobs,or jammie dodjers or custerd cremes!!!!! Nom Nom Nom!!!!! :grin:

            • martoonie says:

              If u has teh opshun of teh choklit Hobnobs oar teh nermal Hobnobs, be shoor to get teh choklit wuns.
              Nawt dat ai rly needs to tell ennybuddy heer dat, ai guess.

              • I was at teh grocery store earlier this week and I noticed — for the first time since I started going there a year ago — that they has a Briddish section in their International Fuds Isle.

                No Jammy Dodgers (that I could find) but they had choklit Hobnobs and caramel digestives. And spotted dick.

                http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/TehBritishAisles

                • martoonie says:

                  HP soss, Colman’s shepperds piemiks an spotteddickinnatin! Ai fink dat tells u awl u needs to no about briddish kwiseen.

                  • My mommeh’s granparents on both sides was from teh TTI. I’m convinced that teh fuds had something to do wif their reason for emigrating.

                    • martoonie says:

                      An u fink rappin a sossij in a pancaek an cubberin it wiv sirrup is an improobment?

                      • No.

                        U has to add budders and whippycream first.

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          An TEHN itz an imprroovment??? LOL!!

                        • annipuss says:

                          Sossij wiv sirrup an whippycream an budder in a pancaek? PLEH! Do no want!

                        • Bert! Another round of haggis and blood pudding at this table!

                        • cweenmj says:

                          Axshullee, I had sum haggis weh i bisited Scotland. And I thot it wuz gud fudz.
                          Mai boi on deh uzzer hand, thot it wuz deh PLEH! ;-)

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          an teh pasties r gud tooooooo ob corse ai lub innyfing wiff dough

                        • Jimmba says:

                          ai r half scottish an i dun’t like haggis, it is teh PLEH indeed. I dew howwebber lyke teh pancakes an syrup wib sossijis! :D

                        • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

                          oh, dew nawt say “pleh” to teh wrappt-up sausij jes yet! Mai famblee duznt yoos teh pancaeks – dems fer the syrop and butter and whippycreems. Wii maeks a pastree doug sumtiems wif (*gasp*) lard an maek it as an saboree dish. Yoo kin put ketshup or sumfing similur awn dem. Wii calls dem pigs-in-teh-blankit. Dere’s a dutch werd, too, but eben wif lolspeek, I prolly cant git it rite.
                          .
                          Dey ar tehy NOMMIEST! Bery bery nawt helfy, but bery bery gud!

                        • Jimmba says:

                          ooooooooh!!! I haben’t had pigs inna blankit! wiv paystree aneway, aai hab it wib bacon!! Ai lubs toad inna hole!! mai step dad meks teh bestest t.i.h EBBER! an he meks lubbly unyun gravee tew go with it!! nom nom nom!! ai am tryin tew steal the recipee of him so ai can mek it my own self! :D

                        • annipuss says:

                          Wee calls dem sossij rolls. Pigs in blankits is sossijis rapt rownd wiv bacon and cookt in teh uvin – wee has dem wiv turkee fur Christmus dinner.

                  • Astragali says:

                    Hmm… Noe mushee pees, I seez – unless teh can 2 teh ryte of teh ryce pudden is teh mushee pees. In which case I sai: Y noe Batchelors Mushee Pees?

                    Mmm… Chips, sossij and mushee pees *dribble*

                    • martoonie says:

                      Persunlee, ai will has teh Heinz baked beens wiv teh sossij an chips, kthx. Teh Mushee pees …. pleh.

                    • tidmum says:

                      I juss maded sossidj,mash taters,unyun graby,peas an yorkshire puddins-but I eetid it :lol: Nom Nom Nom….

                      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                        O hai tidmum! When ai com to visit, will yoo teech mee hao to maek teh yorkshire puddin?? Mmmmmm taht unyun graby sounds prittee gud, too!

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          oh teh gravy…………. wuz wundrin wut teh grabby wuz

                        • tidmum says:

                          Ob corse I will Janetcanmakeawltehyorkshirepuddins :grin:

                        • Handsome's mummy says:

                          If’n comes to Scatland I maykes brekfast from teh Scottish aisles : Ayrshire roll, skware sossij, fruit white n blak puddn, pan breed, tayter kaek (no mushrooms or beens, iz veg) an then deep fry it all in battr !we drinks wiskeez, haz no taaystbuds left. K jst kdn abt the battr, save that fr pizza n marsbar latr

                        • Astragali says:

                          Ooh, skware sossij! Not had that in 4evah! V. handee 4 sarnies – and works grate when choppeded up, miksed wif (canneded) noo potatoes, canneded mushrooms and bakeded wif a suet crust… yum! :)

                        • Handsome's mummy says:

                          Dat recipe pleazez meh

                    • I zoomed in on teh original pic, and teh brand name looks like Batchelors and they is peas, wif another word above “peas” that I can’t decipher.

                      I doesn’t like canned peas, though. Or frozened. Fresh innapod, yes. Otherwise, do not want.

                      • Astragali says:

                        I maek do wif teh canned mushee pees wen I noe can has chip-shop pees (which iz often in teh USA), but “bullet pees” – pleh! DO NOT WANT!

                        As 4 teh bakeded beens, onlee 4 me on toast or bakeded potato… but I much prefer sour creem on bakeded potato – or chikkin curri, cheez n sweetcorms (corms on bottom, cheez nekst, then curri)

              • cratz says:

                I wuz all excited teh udder day that I fownd McVities digestives an Hobnobs at my reglar grossery stor in Noo Orlins! I bot dem an eated dem up in too days. Kinda expensive, tho. Yummy, tho….

            • Jimmba says:

              don’t furget teh classic digestive an bourbon creems!! :D

              • martoonie says:

                Ohhhh, bourbon creems. *drool* Dipped in cawfee so teh middle goes awl runny…

              • annipuss says:

                Jaffa Cakes iz teh nommiest, ai finkso but Ai musnt eet dem IRL.
                *&%$ diabeetus!

                • Astragali says:

                  Ooh, dat’s bad *hugglez* I noe has diabeetus, but I r lergik to choklit (not stopped nomming da choklit, tho… and getting palpitashuns, itchee skalp n short ov breff)

                  Just liek been in lurv but wiv ekstra skratchin…

                  Mark

              • Ambercat says:

                But donut eet teh Ryvitas! Tehy is soeld as die-it fuds but tehy is rilly maed form cardbord an is nawt fuds at awl! Maek gud coesters tho…

                • Jimmba says:

                  mai mammakitty lubs ryvita!! they’s lubbly wen yew put cottage cheese on dem, wib sum cucumber!

                  • SolnEsther says:

                    Oh TTI frenz pleese nawt to be too upsetted wiff us merkins fer our lack ob adventure inna culinary realm. Most ob us caint imagine cookin wif lard or suet, most of us wooden eat offal (I hasta go miles to find a shop that sells tounge) many grocery stores here don’t sell liver or kidneys fergit sweetbreads. I think most used werd in Murkin english now is: eww.

                    • Jimmba says:

                      *snerk* is hokay Sol! ai dun lyke most ob teh finks in teh supermarket. ai lyke tew stick tew teh baysicks. can’t go wrong wib chicken an beef!!

                      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                        OH! :D Mai deer, deer frenz! Mai companee iz nao gone to bed – an ai are heer layte – but hav red this hole thred about teh fuds – an ai hav laffed and laffed awl the way down

                        Ai just CANNAWT EBEN/b> begin to tell yoo hao much ai luv you awl.

                        Meeting yoo haz been an amaizing egg speer eents fur mee. An taht says a lot – becuz in reel life, ai hav been blest wif moar gud frenz tahn enewun shud hav a rite to hav.

                        An ai luv them too, ov corse. But YOO awl – sumhau yur plaice in mai hart iz veree speshul! Thanks fur awl that yoo have given mee. ;)

                        • nativeca66 says:

                          Oh hai JCH4K. Wii neber met, niec too maik yor acquaint…akwaynt…niec to meet yoo. I agree with yoo. The cheezfrends R teh bestest. Dey chaingj meh en mai reel lief form a sowr puss 2 a (awhmost) purrfect jentlemenz bye der exsamples adn their hoomors.

                        • Romeow says:

                          Hai nativeca66!
                          I doan fink dat we hab met.
                          Nao dat u r frenz wif JCH4K, and since enny fren ov Janet’s iz fren ov mine…dat maeks us frenz, too!
                          Dere iz no odder place liek ICHC. Bery spechel – juss liek teh Peeps!

          • whiskers says:

            o ai furgot: bussles round kitch-hen…*boily boily watr* *gets teh fyne chine tee cups* *gets teh meelk and teh spoons an teh sugur* *gets teh tee pot an teh tee cozi* *scoop teh tee* *poors teh watr*

            nao yu has a nize tee all set owt fur yu!

          • annipuss says:

            Ai fink dat sum uv wot u callz cookiez iz liek sum uv teh biskits wee haz. Wee haz Oreos naow an Ai fink u haz sum uv our biskits in teh internashnl shelfs in teh storz.

            • whiskers says:

              oreos ar gud!! but vry bad fur yu. lotsa yuky typ of fatz an sugrs.

            • MomCatAnna says:

              I haz a frend in TTI hoo sent me JaffaCakes wid a book tru a deal called BookMooching. De bikkies was kinda crum-lee by deh timez dey arrived, but nom, nom, nom! (My fren shipped book and biskits by cheepest, sloe-est wai.

              Naow I buyz deh JaffraCakes in deh improt sex-shun of deh grows-sur-ee store. An I tinks of my n

              BookMooch iz an innertubez wai to tradezde bookz U alreddy readed, for udder bookz you duz wants. Iz all free excepting deh cost to male de books.

            • Aahz says:

              Wun ov da biggistest cookee maykurz n da Yoo Ess uv Ay iz “Nabisco”, wich b un akroenimm 4 “NAtional BIscuit COmpany”, sew we nawt can haz fergotted owr TTI rutes… ;-)

        • starlyte4 says:

          hav u seen sherlock homes? i luvs him! :)

  2. …and my fud bole is likes an upside-down volcane-o!

  3. Kitteh_iz_leekin_mah_soop says:

    LOLZ! Teh fier burn kitteh mowth?

  4. rodney dill says:

    “TIMBERRRRRR!”

  5. Missy says:

    Git in mah belleh!!!

  6. Denise says:

    Mine, ul mine. U staez bk.

  7. Jack Deth says:

    Hewminz shoodz knoez dat
    dis boal iz rawng 4 Kittehz.
    Far 2 eezee 4

    Liddill Kitteh 2
    tipz ober. Fressh Crunchee Fud
    iz nawt hawt lawvva

    Mayz spillz lyke lawvva,
    butz iz dry. Eezee~urr 4
    Liddill Kitteh Nomz

    Iz nawt Cheezburgr,
    eevurrr. Liddill Kitteh willz
    habz 2 wurkz awn dat! :-)

    Jack.

  8. jamye says:

    dat’s one lil messy kitten…! awwwwz.

  9. eeckthecat says:

    Fud iz MYNE,MYNE,MYNE….u getz awai !!
    MYNE ai tell u !!!!

  10. AfriCat says:

    Umm… *whispers* scuze me… but ai tink ai hav tu say, dis iz teh most byootimus bebbeh. Sigh! … splort…

  11. LBeeeze says:

    run fur ur liiiiifz

  12. JAJEH says:

    Ai wanna eet wid mai paws, laik ai see hyoomins du.

  13. martoonie says:

    Ai doesn’t no wevver to nom it or play wiv it – maybe bofe?

  14. idansdansdans says:

    “Hay, wairz mai ‘gushi fudz!?!?”
    “Wutz dis krunchity stuffz!?!”

  15. ggdabest says:

    ok i iz new 2 icanhascheezburger, need know wat happens to my lols wen i submit dem?

    • They is moved on a conveyer belt to a giant sorting machine. Anything that is a verbayt… vermin… verbiage… word-for-word copy of something currently posted on teh main page or on teh voting pages, or is just plain stoopy or unfunny, gets shunted off without delay to teh voting pages, with a 50-burger headstart. Anything clever, witty, original and/or funny gets shunted off to a refuse bin where they is shredded to teenytiny pieces by 3-toed sloths. When this process is finished a year later, teh teenytiny pieces of teh good lols are used as bedding for hamsters wif teh irritimable bowel syndrome.

      Sometimes good lols make it to teh voting pages on accident, usually within a day or so of posting, but then even if they get moar votes than anything else posted at teh same time, they still are very likely to end up in teh destructive, if decelerated, paws of teh sloths.

      A few very hardy (and hardy-har-har) lols make it from teh voting page to teh main page, but scientists and philosophers have not yet been able to determine just how or why this occurs.

      HTH

      • Romeow says:

        Well, I hope dat mah lols at leest maed it fur teh hamster bedding.
        In a purrfect whirled, mebee iffs u use ur own pikshur, u cuds get an extra milisecond ov a luk before teh trash can. I always use mah own pics and *sniff* neber maed it to a voting page.
        .
        Cheez & Tofu: I wud liek to add mah pics to the lolbuilder so ennywon cud use dem, butts I doan kno hao. Iz there a way to do it, besides searching froo teh elebenty million pics on mah puter again? Can I gets mah pics frum mah page to teh lolbuilder pics? I doan kno hao to do it.

    • jamamakitty says:

      I highly recommend you keep a copy of them………… or you may never see them again wen they go into the *cue up skerry moosic* trash can of doom!!!

    • 3 Cattails says:

      Donut bee tew discuraged, ggdabest. Ai thin teh ICHC peeps getz elebenty hunnerds of lolz a dai and timing bee everthin. Teh last few posts uf teh dai sitz a long thyme and some peeps onlee vote on the las 2 ore free pages. Somthymes firty oar forty pages bee posted a dai.

      Register an set up ur pages and post a linkkee heer sew ur frens can see an vote on em. LCB iz rite. Ther be manee funne lolz thet nebber makes it to teh votin page, but u kin see and lol em by visitin otter persunul pagez.

      Gud luk tew u ggdabest an show us ur lol. leeve off teh h t t p : / / stuff an put www insted an teh link shos up faster inna post.

  16. ggdabest says:

    nooo mah comments not postin?!?

    • cweenmj says:

      Oh hai ggdabest!! Deh awl seeing awl noeing moder aterz had 2 chekking owt yer email addressez uf awl deh nuubeez 2 making shur dey not b on teh terror ist list. den dey letting u play wif us. Since u b gnu, I b taking u 2 deh ty-boo-teek adn getting u a CHRG. Heer b a nice wun wif liddul silber starz on it. If u not noeing wut deh CHRG b, der b a linkee 2 a lubblee wiki at teh top uf deh page dat splainingz menny muches adn habbing sum awsum pitcherz uv deh proper CHRG installashun.
      *Handz ggdabest a chokklit martoonee*
      *klinkee glasses*
      Cheez!!

    • Romeow says:

      Welcum ggdabest!
      Heer’s a frenly pat on teh bak!
      *pat pat pat*
      Put ur paw there.
      *holds out floofy paw to ggdabest*
      Nice to hab u heer wif us!

  17. Sakee says:

    DO NOT WANT!!11

    Aw, kewtnezz! Glad mah immoonity to splortz iz workin

  18. D.R. says:

    I wantz som gravees!

  19. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Bebbeh kitteh, duu nawt bees soe fussie; iyf teh drieded fudd bees guud enuff foar yuur Mommeh, yuur bruvvers adn systures, adn yuur Anteeies, iyts guud enuff foar yuu;

    Yuu kan nawt haz $$$$ xpensibb gushyfuuds alla tiem, jes az a treet;

    Wen yuu groes up adn marrieez iyntu munnies, tehn yuu kan haz enny kiend ov fuud yuu wantez!!!!!

  20. guitarfreak says:

    AGGH!! HOT! HOT! HOT! teh fud is veeeeeeeeeery hot. I can has a ise kyoob with teh hot fud?

  21. Shannon says:

    hot lava!

  22. Cattowndweller says:

    Srsly dude! Don’t fart on my fud!



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