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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Iz moar big dan mee!
con-cat-ululations annipus! what iz yu drinkin tihs fine morninng?
Thx whiskers. It’s 3 in teh afternoonz heer in Lunnon! Tiem fur a cup uv tee an a biskit!
ai’s in brummingham. is teh wedder naice daown dere?
At teh moment itz cloudy but brite. Not hot tho.
Duz u haz sum sun?
we haz sun an a lubbly breeze
ai will be takin the puppeh fur a walk latur!
Iz a liddle clowdee but dry an warm. But wiv teh opshun of rain layder, if it feels liek it. U no, like ebery udder day in TTI !!
Ai wented to skool in Brummagem, ai has fond memrees of teh nite clubs. I meen librees. Yus, librees.
Ai’ll hav u no dat tehr is a bery big an impressiv libree in Bermingum!!! Admittedlee, tehr is a wine bar rite neckst door…
iffun yew meen central libraree, ai think dere are abowt 5 drinkee playces within a 5 minute walk frum it (ai shud know!)
Shhh, Jimmba, u is gibbon away awl mai secrets!
sawree martoonie!! so where in lunnun do yew live?
Ai is just owtside now. In Surrey. Ai yewsd to lib in Richmond.
oooooh, veree posh!!
much nicer than brumminham!!
Ai’ve onlee bin 2 teh rail deppos in Brummagum, Saltley, Bescott an Tyseley!
Aah dose trane spottin daze!
*puts awn geek hat* Ackshully, Bescott is in Walsall, nawt Berminghum (ai was bornded in Walsall - a LOOOONNNNGGGGG time ago). But eiver way, ai wud nawt say dat you has seen Bermingham’s most glammerus side, annipuss!
bermingham has a glammerus side? ai’s been here all my (short) lyfe an ai’s still nawt seen it!
Its awl relatib. Remember, ai’m from Walsall!!
martoonie - ar yoo telling uz taht Walsall iz NAWT glammerus????
yus, n ai’ll back that up
hehe, is nawt as bad as hednesford though!!
Itz norf uv Potterz Bah, an sowf uv Skottlan Soe itz Brummagum K?
Teh manz hoo taked mee sed weez gion 2 brum, wanna joyn us? Soe Ai fort Bescott wuz Brum, Sowwy!
eye am frum brum an eye dunn nebbur herd awf Bescott - beddur axe janit. shii nose awl abowt bescotti
gibbocat, u is from Brum too? Dat meens tehr is at leest free of us! Wehrabouts?
is where walsall play futball (soccer), ai say play … they’s nawt tew gud! *snerk*
Bescott iz a ralewai depot ware teh enjins aer stord an mendid - Ai fink it’z unner a moturwai junkshn - 25 yeers sin Ai wuz tehre.
*Waves floofy paws at Jimmba*
Ohai Jimmba, iz chilly heer in Wiltshire . Ihas teh heeating awn .Juss wanna curl up inna floofy blankee an snooze.
Hows yoo?
awh noes
its lubbly an warm in burmin’um, an deres a cool breeze tew!! ai’m just sittin in mai rewm playin guitar and watchin sum tv! hower yew tidmum??
Ai’s ok. Jess a bit tired reely.
I can has eerlee to bed ifinkso.
ob corse yew can hab erlee nyte! ai plan on habbin wun tew! has been a busy weekend fur me!
Hai mai deer nefeeyoo Jimmba! Waht were yoo doing? Fur the bizzy weekend???
Ai hav a bizzee WEEK coming up! Todai - mai sister Judy frum Utah iz arriving with mai niece Amy an hur too liddle gulrz Charlee and Rosaliee. An tehy ar coming strait heer fur a spaghetti supper (mai awn hoam maid tomato sauze and meet ball! Reeelee yumm, ai thing!
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an awn Toozday ai’m flying to St. Louis (in Miissoureee) to go to 4 operas with sum fren frum Pennsylvaneeah an jermanee! Coming bak awn Friedegg!
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Yes! Ai as JanetCanHas4Operas!! Which wuns, yoo say??? Troilus and Cressida.”
“Una Cosa Rara,” “Madama Butterfly,” AND “Tales ov Hoffmann.” Teh furst too ai hav nebber scene, so it shud be interesting! And lots ov fun - cuz mai frenz ar fun!
**Waves floofie paws to east.** Hai Janet!! u willshurlee b habing deh gud tiyme wif deh gud frenz. Wii will awl b missing u wyle u b gone. I fink wee shud frow a farewell party 4 u after u leeve, adn a welkum bak party b4 u return. Wut day u kum bak?
Ennee ekscyoos fur a party!
Oh, yess!! wii lubz ower parteez!!
MJ, are you set up w/IM on yer my space?
Prolly not. I just did a liddul bit on it. Habn’t spent enuff tyme dere yet 2 dueing much uv ennyfing.
well yr request sent me on a mission last nite………. ai finkso ai’m allaway set up now………..
ooooooh MJ, ai finkso teh weather iz gunna be teh wunnerful tis weekend!!!
I noes!!! Partlee clowdee wif hiyz in deh sebenteez!!! wii shall b habbing deh fine wee kend. Deh Oh Hai Desert Tea will b beeing wundermous.
we will dew teh grocery shopping wen ai iz down dere or shud ai shop here were teh stores be closer?
mai zucchini bread, ai will make sum
Mmmm zukeenee bred! I will b habbing deh groshreez heer awlreddyy. I due sum shoppingz dis week.
an teh pickled sparagus tew…………. yew will laik it….. nawt tew spicy
ai am off tew get mai oil changed for teh rode trip!! woohoo
whut? dere’s anudder judy here in yew-tah?? o mai!
Hai awntee Janet
{{{{Janet}}}}
aswell as lorra drinkies and funnee moments! ai am just restin nao after tekin teh goggie fur a stroll
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Ai has been spendin alorra tyme with my IRL frenz, catchin up on stuff an mekkin plans fur mai burfday!
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thad all sounds berry eggsitin awntee janet. Ai hope you has a wundermus tyme!! ai r not a big fan ob teh hopera, but ai think the musicianship is amayzink!!
hai jimmba,
eye hoepz yew duzzunt meen teh ‘ferree crawz teh mercy’??!!1
dat am nawt whut eye wud cawl a mewzishun sheep!!
um .. ai dun reely know dat song
i gunna go ober heyur an feel silly nao!
Plz oh plz, I can has a chilly?
Iz onwee 11 AM and iz already 100 degrees.
Ahhh…summer in teh Sonoran desert.
Hao duz teh Saguaros, lib fur 100 yeers awl on their own?
Oh, Romeow, u is in Arryzoner? Ai is bizitin Scawtsdael in November - wehn is a liddle cooler, ai hopes!
Yes! I iz in AZ! Between Feenix and Tooson.
Nobember iz byootiful.
Tells meh wen ur cuming and iffs u hab tiem, I’ll meets u in Scawtsdale!
can i come too? * innocent stare tinged w/ curiosoty*
Teelakittah, ware r u?
R u in AZ?
I fot I waz all alone in AZ! It wud b so nice to hab anudder Cheez Peep wif meh.
Tehy has teh waxy coting!! Wii ar nawt sew lukky.
{{{Cool breezes tew yew Romeow}}}
Ai hab bin tew teh ChiWahWahn desert twicet, but nebber been tew AZ or teh Sonar an. (Onlee CA Ai haev seen iz teh Bay Area. Mai fren sez, “yes, iz lubbly, but iz nawt a gud repri…” repraz… sample “for teh rezt of CA.”
wel ai luvs me a cuppa. (sry, cudnt rezist.)
ai has nvr had a biskit, (in teh britsh sens), but ai wud luv to tri it!
enjoi!
Yoos nebber had a ingerlish biskit?????!! Oh mah CC!!!
Yoo muss find a delly an see if dems hab a ingerlish secshun an luk for teh Hobnobs,or jammie dodjers or custerd cremes!!!!! Nom Nom Nom!!!!!
If u has teh opshun of teh choklit Hobnobs oar teh nermal Hobnobs, be shoor to get teh choklit wuns.
Nawt dat ai rly needs to tell ennybuddy heer dat, ai guess.
I was at teh grocery store earlier this week and I noticed — for the first time since I started going there a year ago — that they has a Briddish section in their International Fuds Isle.
No Jammy Dodgers (that I could find) but they had choklit Hobnobs and caramel digestives. And spotted dick.
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/TehBritishAisles
HP soss, Colman’s shepperds piemiks an spotteddickinnatin! Ai fink dat tells u awl u needs to no about briddish kwiseen.
My mommeh’s granparents on both sides was from teh TTI. I’m convinced that teh fuds had something to do wif their reason for emigrating.
An u fink rappin a sossij in a pancaek an cubberin it wiv sirrup is an improobment?
No.
U has to add budders and whippycream first.
An TEHN itz an imprroovment??? LOL!!
Sossij wiv sirrup an whippycream an budder in a pancaek? PLEH! Do no want!
Bert! Another round of haggis and blood pudding at this table!
Axshullee, I had sum haggis weh i bisited Scotland. And I thot it wuz gud fudz.
Mai boi on deh uzzer hand, thot it wuz deh PLEH!
an teh pasties r gud tooooooo ob corse ai lub innyfing wiff dough
ai r half scottish an i dun’t like haggis, it is teh PLEH indeed. I dew howwebber lyke teh pancakes an syrup wib sossijis!