Chiks dig meh
Chiks dig meh
nd u definitely dig nomin da chiks.
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Gud mawnin adn Conga Ratz tu U, Annipuss!!!
Wud U bii lichen hawt cawfee, oar tii? House abowt synnomanom bunz tu?
Thx smammie, cawfee pls, but ai’ll pass on teh buns - jus had brekfust
gridn, gridn… boyl wadder…poor wadder inda Fronch Press fur Annipuss, adn sum ina tiipawt ob urly grey tii fur mii.
Hearz ya goez *passez ober hebby stoen-ware mugg* krem adn fixinz onda taybul.
oh, B4 Aye furrgitz, thnkumz fer splainin house teh burgerz werk… Aye wuz finkin dat Aye wuz duin sumphin rong…
Gud morning ebreewun!!!
Conga Ratz again, Annipuss!! Yur doing it rite!
And Smammie - iz tehre enuf cawffee left in taht French press (ai rellee laik the Frnch press cawfee. Ai wud laik sum fur shur - JUST got up!
An luk - ai’m gonna put mai creme innit outta thiz adoarabul liddle kitteh picther ai just got. Itz whyite, wif tynee bloo paw printz awl over it, an a prettee liddle gold collar! Izn’t that sweet? An yoo can uze it fur a wun-purrson teepawt, as well!!!
Annipuss - dyoo taek creem in yur kawfee???
An lukkee heer. A liddle bit ov knowlej fur the day! Nao - ai’l bet awl yoo smart peeps awlreddee knowed thiz! But AI didn’t!
On this day in 1215, King John of England put his seal to the Magna Carta, one of the first historical documents to state that subjects have rights beyond the power of their rulers. The right to a trial by jury and the right of habeas corpus, which prevents one from being unlawfully imprisoned, have been extrapolated from the Magna Carta. King John was more or less coerced into agreeing to the document by a group of barons who were upset at his disastrous and costly foreign policy. Although actually a reactionary move by the barons to insure their feudal rights, the Magna Carta took on symbolic significance as one of the earliest instances of the law possessing greater authority than the king. “Magna Carta” means “great charter” in Latin.
well
I DID know “Magna Carta” ment “great charter!!” Ai just dint know it wuz todya!!
Ai dint noe 2dai wuz dat annie.. aniv.. dai. Ai noe dat 2 dai iz mai 45th weddin anniv. Ai haz been on mai oan fur 15yrs, 9 munfs an 3 dais nao. Ai haz a little sad, but Ai noez deh chhezpeeps wil maek mee smyle.
Aww, annipuss - sorry for ur sad. Awl ai can offer u is a virchewal hug {{{annipuss}}} an a speshul choklit martoonie. No calorees, sootable for teh diabeetus, bery good for teh sads.
Thx Martoonie, teh choklit martoonie is jus rite as apper..apet. sumfing 2 get mee reddy fur lunch. Thxbai.
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here, try dis for a starter fr yr lunches:
salad of sweetpea shootses, mixed greemz,
wif nasturshums fr tastee & nootrishus decormashun
wif choys of dressings. i rekommend the raspberi vinagret
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I’z gonna leeve teh cawfee bits to Janet & Martoonie - I cant barelee spell it, let alone maek a gud pot!!
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Wii wil cheerz yoo up an gives yoo a smaile an maek yoo fink ov gud remembereies!
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An iffn dat duznt werk, we’ll go find odder obskur historee fakts to astownd an amaze yoo!
Thx. PB2K haow aer u 2 dai?
Heer’s anudder wun! Obskur Historee fax! JUST fur yoo, anniepuss!
June 6th wuz Alexander Pushkin’s birthday! Same as mine.
Bai sheer coinkiding, hee iz also wun ov mai FAVORITE Russian poets!
But {{{{{annipuss}}}} ai am so sorree - but ai shurlee doo undertstand - taht yoo hav a sad today. That sounds laik just 29 yeerz +. Nawt neerlee enuf wif sumone yo luv.
So glad yoo hav found us. Sumtiems teh virchual companee can reelee help a lot!
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Hedbonks and snorguls for yoo.
Ahhh.Memries.
Yoo nebbber alone nao yoo is a cheezfren.
xxxxxxx♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Yiss, Ai haz sum gud memries - nrly 30 yeerz an nebber a wurd uv divors. Murdur, praps, but nebber divors!
Awwww. Dats teh wunnerful Annipuss. Me an Mr T.M hads ower
14f Annibursary 2 weeks ago.Noes whut yoo meen bowt murdur!!
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Janet, Janet, Janet, skewl izz owt fur da yeer! U gonna scare peepz awai wit a hizztori lezzon! An sew erlee inna mournin!
*whispers* It wuz berri interestin though!
An teh Magna Carta wuz signed at Runnymeade which is abowt 15 minnits away from mai hows! Ai wuz nawt libbin heer in 1215 tho.
Ware woz u libbin den?
Oh har har. Ai is nawt DAT old. (nrly, but nawt kwite!)
Wen Ai teeched Sumdai skool, wun uv teh kidlets fort Ai wuz arownd in teh stoan ayj!
Wot, yu juss moobed tehre in teh larst 45 minnits?!
*heddesk*
Bak in 1215, Swine Town - wher Ai libs - wus juss a stoen sirkle. Wiv fyv smawl stoen sirkles arown it…..!
Has changed a bit since den, ai finkso.
nope, nawt so verree mush!
Tehy juss added rowndyrowndabouts all ober!!!!
Teh majik rownabowt wuz always tehr den Ambercat!!
*snerk*
This weerd!
Last night I dreemed, or just thought about, how Robin Hood was fighting agin Prince John until the King came back, and then when the King died John became king anyway…
And this King was the one who was forced to sign this document, and what a landmark it was…
I had no idea it was this date! No reason to think abougt this, eether…..weerd….
Do dee do doooo ♫
Do not adjust yore set!!
Wii will adjust the vertikkle
Wii will adjust teh horizawntal….
Welkun to the Kitteh Zoan….
O noes. Cream Do not want! Ai liek kawfee strong an blakk an no shugr.
Nebber haz had it ennee uvver wai. Nao Ai haz diabeetis, so no shugr eksept jus a bit sumtiemz.
annipuss, u is liek me. Teh onlee fing ai wunts in mai cawfee is moar cawfee!
Dats teh ownlee wai!
Taht’s ok - Ai can has yur shayr ob milks an shuggers!
An me
Taked mee a wyle 2 wurk it owt!
ther’s burgerz?
dem chikz are awl oveh meh
Brekfuss ina bed…
Mah vary own littel chikken nuggets.
Dese bii mah Peepz….
nawt kwite as yummi as teh marchmello wons.
Teh chyckz wuz tyred uff kitteh chayzin an eatin demz reletibz. Affer watchin menni cartoonz, dey brought dat kitteh down. Wylee Cyotee wudda been prowd!
Lilliputian chickz, sneek upp onna Gulliver kitteh tu imprizon hymm whyle hee sleepz!
Get teh flok owta heer!
Ai don maind dem bein on meh… Dey be floofy.
Ai wented to a lunch pardee yesterday, an a beeg floofy white kitteh came up an sez “ohai, ai will honner u bai sleepin in ur lap. plz to sit still an gib skritches, kthx”. Ob corse, ai wuz warin blak - kitteh had serched hard for teh outfit taht wud show up teh white floofage to best advantij.
Butt, ai no mai place. Ai sat still, an gave skritches. An spent an howr brushing white floof awf mai dress afterwards.
Mai growd up kidlet had 2 kittehs - bowf wyte wiv blakk or tabbee bitz - soe wotebber u woz warin, teh hares shode!
Iz teh majjik awf teh kitteh floof. Is ommnee… nommipres….onmypresint…. it gets EBERYwhere.
Anom! I’z jes abowt gibben up an clame dat I haz clothes wif furry collars an edges.
Harris tweed dunt sho teh floof frum kittehs, but iz 2 hot fur summer tiem ware.
Awwwz :3. Mah owna, Misaki, she be blak an wite, an I ushoo-ally wear blak… so i alwayz hav wite harez on mah owtfitz. Kittehs FTW! :3
ai wus at a locul fair yesturdai, an teh hoomaine susiotee hadz a boofh. tehir wuz a floofy blak n wite kitteh, an evry time ai wud put mai finners in teh cage to scritch its litl hed, it wud curl up agnst mai finners, an ai wanned to tak it hom sooooo bad. :’(
Hai Whiskers!
How iz teh skinnee liddle kitteh doin dat u reskewed frum teh storm? Duz u see him / her often?
Teh sleep ov teh innosents.
kitteh’s innosent while asleep, anyhow. Wehn awake, nawt so much.
iz like bebbehs. tehr al cuoot an sweet wen tehy ar cleen an asleep an kwiet!! ai gots to hold a bebbeh yestrdai, an it waz rely nize.
ai has sum ov those fluffee peeps for teh eester tyme, an mai kittehs wood wakk ober theyr own mummees to get at tehm an shred tehm an call tehm jorge. ai tinks is gud for peeps taht kitteh is sleepin (or at least pertendin tew)
Liddill Fuzzee Lumpz
wantz 2 knoez Prittee Kitteh’z
seekritz ubz sawfft fur
Dis mayz nawt beez t3h
besst tyme 2 akxx, butz Fuzzee
Lumpz duz nawt knoez dis
Prittee Kitteh mayz
beez habbeeng dreem ubz luntch wiff
beegurr burdz owtsyde
Jack.