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Oh WOW… The dog looks pissed!
y u awlwayz sew mean 2 da goggie?
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Hot dog!!!!
GMTA, FSD
Adn u gotted deh ty! U best bof hed 2 deh ty booteek adn git ur prezzintz.
Fanks cweenmj
Wot so sytin’ aboot da ty?
sharon cher alike!
Congratshoelaces Harry. We has a Ty
*takes Harry’s Paw an wanders orf to teh TyBooteek.*……
We can has a Ty eech,an Bobbulheddid kitteh statchoo. Ooh an a Lawleepop. Gibbocat juss had a noo delibbery. I shall hab a ribena flavur wun I finkso.
ohhh tidmum, can eye comes 2? eye never been der befor. eye wuld luv a bobbulheddid kitteh. an a lawleepop. cherry i finsko
*tag along Punkin*.45r#-Hazel lyke typin detektid……
Teh Ty Booteek has mennee wundruss fings. We can haz whutebber ower harts deesire. I bleeb der is sum stranj fings in udder rooms an a door to d’Beaker Labs. Cweenmj noes moar bowt it tahn me.
Fank you Tidmum! Ai fink my lapkitteh will like a bobblolheddid kitteh tu plai wif, and Ai’m shure Ai will njoi the lawleepop. Whut is ribena? Duz it tayste lyke frawgs?
Fanks fur addn to mai edumacashun! I lurrns a lawt in Cheezland – nawt sew much grammer n spelin, but lawts of uvver stuffs. It’s a big halp n yu nevvur no when theses informashuns will come inn yusefull!
troo dat
I luvs de blak current flovur.! My DH comez home todai after 2 weeks in TTI and Franz. He am bringun me deh blak current fruit jels. And hisself, witch iz alsew nice.
Yayyyy!!! I haz happitayls for yoo MomCatAnna!!!!
Huzbum AND pressints !!!!!
Yez!! {{{Haev a happee rii youn yun!}}}
Lulz, tidmum an Harry has a tai! But u was wun stepp ahed!
Conga-ratz tidmum!
fanks Lindy
LOL!! Conga Ratz – ten dansing wuns! To yoo, Tidmum an Harry! Whom ai just met!
Ai ar SOOO glad taht yoo went to the Ty Boo Teek an gotted teh Bobblol Hedded Kittehs! I just LURVES them!
Teh Snoglobes wif Cheezland in tehm are veree nice too.
Purrhaps gibbocat cud speek to hiz TY supplierz (iz taht Mr. Last???) and mabee hav sum stachooettez of Ptunuia (hur Egypchun nayme), BR an mai noo liddl Unique Orn. Ai still don’t know waht to name him. Sooo mennee pawssibillities!
But OH! Way nawt? Purrhaps ai cud call him
Athrael
Benjamin
Charlie
D. . .
Donna (kud b a girl unike orn)
Eddee
Frank
Gavin
H…
Daniel
Ethelbert
Frank
Gordon
Henry
Iggy
J..
Joseph
Kendall
Lou
M…
marvin
norm
oliver
pete
quinn
rodney
s…………
wail, ai guess ai wheel finish dis
stuart
tom
uncle albert
victor
william
xavier
y………. hmmm will haff tew fink bout tis
otay!!
yves
zachary
ta DA!!!
Ohai Janet an awl Cheezfrenz
Has a luffly tyme playin -I Is goin to a partay Wh00t!!! Partay Fud, NOM NOM NOM!!!
See yoo later *waves floofy paws bye bye*
call me….. Ishmael.
OK… Hiya, Ishmael!
yew ar moar litter airy tahn the Mehitabel Ai red abowt!
priceless!!
That’s gonna be wun hot doggie!
He luks steemed.
bery nice tidmum. whut u like 4 drinkies and dancing this am?
How bouts a tray ob Long island Iyce tee?
Danses cud be enneefing yoo lyke
I finkso a BBQ too.
We can has:
Applol Martoonies
Bred stiks
Cheez-menny kynds
D..
Deviled eggs
Early corn on the cob
Franks n beans
G…
Grate big burgers
Hot dogs
Ice cold beer
J..
Junior burgers for the littul peeps
Kole slaw
Lettuce
M..
macaroni salid
nuts
pumkin cukies
Olyves
Quail
Relish
S..
strawberries
tea, long island
umbrelly (in case it rains)
Veal
Watermelon
Xtra barbecue sawse
y..
Yellow wadder melons (I saw dese in da store las week)
Zebra cakes!
Yay MomCatAnna!
Sawsujes
T – icy wid lemun joos
Umber ellas to keep of de sunz
V …
Those umber ellas are werry yuseful in sun and rayne!
Yep. Dey R.
I haz got 2 ub dem on deh dek of deh howz.
Huh. Dis was sposed to be wid Harry’s commint about deh umbellas.
Oh well.. Ize knew at dis worpressing.
Weird. Now it iz where I thot I put it.
Dat happenz sumtimez. If yer commint duzn’t show up wear u b wanting it, hit ur refresh button and it will uzshullee pop in2 plais. But sumtimez not. Weerdpress b weerd sumtymez. I fink it hangz owt wif 2 menny kittehz.
dats troo… it duz like to nom an awful lot…
gosh dang it! me and my stoopy multiple personalities…
Sumtimez I seez (mostly but not alwaiz seenyer) peeps carrying umbreggla on hot sunny dayze. I callz dem “sunbrellas”.
Wen ai wuz a kitten we callded dem “parasols.” I has not herd dat werd in a looong tiem.
Martoonies – choklit or bloobury.
Nappykins for dbbing duh lips and fingurs
Ohlibs – greeen and blackish
P…
Teh dog really is a hot dog!
Nawt shur I liek kroolness to goggie. I lieks awl teh cumpanyun aneemuls.
Okay tehn “bad kitteh! No baeks doggie!”
Mabeh he lissun, but mabeh u beddr put child lok on ovn kuntrowl nobz.
Yesh, I donnot tink teh kitteh akshully turned on teh oven. But himz iz enjoying wachin teh goggie threw teh winder.
Yea, hyooma in dis wun wuz a lil bit dark 4 my likes. I luvz all critters (xcept whatever it iz thats been pooping in my yard). Iz tru, tho, kitteh mite just be messin wif pup dog’s mind.
“Let me out”
“Only if you say it”
“OK, OK: Cats rule, and dogs drool [very softly] not”
“I heard that!!”
Oh, dere really is a dog in the oven?
:/
yew has to go luk!!!
cum closer littul ktsd!! ai weel opun it tew show yous…….. cum on
Duzz I look like a stoopee?
Dere’s a parfait in dere, u say?
noes dawg inna oven innimoar………….. wuz in der 4 12 hours…. himz hadda go potty. ai finkso himz ate teh parfayyyy too
Why, dat!
waytin for COOOOOOKEEEESSSSS!
but I eeted dem.
owt ob deh uben?!?!?!?!?
duz yu has a fire suit ai not knows about?
all ai sed to him wuz “that’s where teh hoomans keep all the best fuds.” ai just splained to him that we’z all seen the hoomans take fuds outa teh oven, so the fuds must be in there in teh nawt-second place. ai tolds him that the hyoomans keept this a secret frum goggies. and ai merely poynted out that if he gots in teh oven fursty, tehn he wud get all the fuds. “wut could go rong?” ai askeded him. “trust me” ai sed to him. oh, man, ai gots to go get the otter kittehs to see this…
Manz beast frend iz kitteh’s best fall guy?
yesh….googies be so gullable…dey goez enny wherez an der tayles be waggin wif grate optimizm
sew hard taht teh brake tehir happeetayles onna dorframez n tabL legz…
soem siim Mmune tew payne win tehy haz a happee.
Oh, yesss, dis in teh brane of teh kitteh all rite!!!
Lookit him laffin!!
Forchunitly kitteh hazznt figgred owt taht yu hafta twirl teh nobs on top.
darn dat lak o opposubul fumbs…
Also roons oppatunity for hitch hiking…
an openin pikkle jarz
And givin tew fumbs up (or down).
and
Arranging teh flowers bootifully in a delicate crystal vase *oops*
Bookbinding
Carpentry
…
Dowsing
Eatin wif chopstiks
Fashun desine
G…
gardening
housecleaning
interrogation
jelly making
kitty herding
l…………..
logging
marble playing
notetaking
o….
opossum grooming
praline making
quidditch seekering
r…
Ha! gotcha dere,, opossums du hab oposabul fumbs.. dey juss bii ahn teh bakc fete
oh. i aer confuzzled. i mented the kitteh’s lak ob opposumabl, er opposabull fumbs wood keepum frum gruming teh o’possumz.
wud dat bii sum foto op r wut? Adn teh possum cud halp grume teh kitteh rite back
teh seenareeyo boggulz teh mine…
Orange peelin (gotta git taht poysin sumhouse)
Pearl stringin (goez gud wif tiaras)
Quoit tossin (wrest & riilakashun)
R…..
origami
pie making
quilt making
riding a bike
sawing logs
tennis playing
umbrella making
video games
wallet making
xray machine
yacht piloting
zamboni driving
oooh dere yew guys arrrrr
ai wuz jus merrily making a list…….. awl alone…..awl bi myself
an den i posted and DER YEW WERE
*goes to googlol quidditch*
Iz okai, Aisle juss saeb mai Vulchur tranin fur sum otter tyme….
{{{{{jamama}}}}}
isss bin quiet dis mawnin……….. iz hawt ober der?? ai still has teh clouds.
but sposed to get sun brakes dis later awn todai
still teh clowdz… g-z p-z, das noe phun. Iz mush beddar hear, 84 degreez haz eet feline liek ah blizzard compeared tu lats weakend
haz bin kwiet hear, ur rite. Aym finkin taht peepulz iz geddin reddii fur Faddurz Dai, maibii?
cud beeeeeeeee. oar ar outsied njoyin teh sun……wahhhhhhhhh
ai maded a lol…….. nawt rilly a lol……..las nite………. wuz showin stagehanddan ob mai erlier dais truk dribin
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1343545
Noa U juss settul down Jamamakitty! Fink ob teh gud reezinz tu stai insied biicawz u doan hab tu moah teh lahnoar ennii ob dat stuff. Cud plai wif kitteh, oar plai wif beadz, oar whach kitteh plai wif beadz…. mebbe nawt….
yeh, is wun of those quiet caturdays. Is sunny and byootymous here today, so ai has been inandowt.
Wow!! Now thass ah engin!! Wunner wut it cud du atz Bonneville?
it cud dew a flyby…….. onna 747
ummmm. Prof. d’Beaker, sumtimes u skeer me cuz you seemz to reeeeeeelly thinmk like a kitteh…
Kitteh laik thinking detected!!! LOL! Anna
too!!!
But duz he habz deh floofee belleh?
who, de kitteh or Prof. d’Beaker?
ai wundered at dat qweshun tew
Dis remines me of teh famus FarSide kartyoon — “oh please oh please oh please…”
cat fud?
Yep!
best cartoon! wee alwayz spell it liek taht now on teh shoppin listz at awr house… cat fud, dog fud.
I can SEES teh roste beeste!!
I can SMELL teh roste beeste!!!
I WANTS TEH ROSTE BEESTE!!!!
GIMMEE TEH ROSTE BEESTE!!!!!
Wudjoo lyke horseradish wiv dat?
I doan fink teh oben iz beeg enuff fur a horse.
Tehre bees noes goggie iyn teh ohvin, kitteh;
Taht’s jes hims reflekshun inna glasss windoew;
(Iyf yuu turnes aroun, yuu can sea hims behine yyy breeviyng daown yuur nek!!!)
I’m making meh some cookies
will share if you gives me some nipz
Kthx bai
‘Skuse me hooman, wud yew haf anee grey poop-on?
“man, what did yu SAY tu him?”
“I think I accidently refurred tu mahself as a skwirrel”
nawt akshuly sure dis comment wurks after realizing whut teh pictoor ackshooly wuz.
oh well.
eh… whatebber
It’s juss us frends heer ennyway…it’s not like a stranjur gunna cumplane, cuz,
u noe, dey allus sayin dey caint understand us ennywai.
An if a troll shows up an traiz tew smirk at u, sumwon wll giv him a cookie an show him tew teh (oven) door.
sounz like a gud wai to deel wiv teh trollz
TO TEH OVEN WIF U!!
Ai kepe finkin abowt Hansel an Gretel—iz taht teh which inn teh oben?
iz funny anyway, an kan just imajin teh pikshure.
Air Traffik Control Cat
chex teh Radar Range
*snert*
Muz bii anAmana!
wel, iivun tho ai doan laik dogz ai doan think thiss iz funii.
Thbffft!
Well, eben tho I due like dawgz, I think tihs iz funnee.
The cats of course, made off with the roast.
The humans’ dinner didn’t taste quite like roast, but barbecue sauce helped to mask the flavor.
i loovez diz pic! har har har!!!
Lolz…<3
awww poor puppy