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hah, ive felt like that before
GMTA!
meez too!
Meez three!
Oh, hai. “I herd TAHT!” I feels liek taht evry tiem da fone ringz.
Eezy answer. Hire a hit-goggie. An’ ChickenDuck is nawt sekkund so gets tew pick drinkses and danses. Congo-rats-shoe-lace-ions.
i pick Thriller (it seems kinda appropriate, or maybe thats just me) and for drinks, Red Bull for everyone!
Dat’s wut caller ID an voice male r fur!
dont we all no sumone liek this? mak you runz away!
Or chek yer cawller ID afor yew anzwer.
Dat’s wat teknology iz fur.
Anom, Romeow!
Tiknowligy is tew keep selling tew both sides tew defeet the other. Buy the thyme they notice, yew’ll be rich and they’ll be tew addicted tew stop.
Ai kin stawp anee thyme Ai wunt.
*twitch, twitch*
well hello naybor, iz yer fone nawt werkin? ai tride tew cawl yew bout lebenty times tewdai……….. ai cud cawl teh fone cumpnee 4 yew
yezturdai mai fown wuz nawt werkin - an eye fort teh fown kumpnee haz kut mii awff!! ;( Knot funn. Butt den eye sore dat teh fown plug wuz nawt were eet shud b - een teh sawkitt..??? eet wuz mai kittehz dat haz kut mii awff.!!!
dey wanted yer undebided attenshuns…………….
tawk on teh fone - duz nawt want
Dey wuz sayng ‘no tokkin awn uglee noyz mayker! Skrich mah belleh, feed me, snorgle me…..etc
dem kittlins kin be teh berry mis-cheeeevius
Dis just b deh drive bai commint to say oh hai, jamamamakitteekitteekittee.

oh hai, luks laik teh weather iz gunna be booofitul necks weekend
yay!! *Duz happee tayle dans*
SMOM, were yew eber abul tew make teh yakima res?
YEZ!! *does littil dans*
Teh happii dans!!!
teh gud twig dans……….
*clickety-click*
GUUUuuuuud Twiiiiiig Daaaaaans
*cliky-clik-clickity*
So it’s a definite? OH WOW!!!!!!!!
YEZ ett IZ, wii ar goeN tew vizit yew!!!
*more cowbell, er, clickities*
Ar yew goeN tew hab a room, oar just drive hoem @ nite?
Ai’ll B draivin hoam–cheeper tahn teh room, an Mr. A.S. lykes mee tew bee hoam. Ennybuddy intrested in shurch? Ai blong tew teh 1st Presbeetariun–wee gawtz a noo seenyur pass-tor hoo iz reely gud. Wee uzhully goes tew teh Elebenty-klock serbiss—teh wun wiff teh himz frum teh buk an teh nyce pype organ.
Teh serbiss sowndz Dliteful, but wii wheel porballee bii awn teh rode (iff Ai kan get teh kiddoes owt ov teh pool bai checkerz owt tiem!!
Ai unner stan about draivin hoem foar teh nite… teh room price wud bai a lot ob cheezburgers!
ai finkso teh checkawt times is elebenty oclok
Ai azkid foar Urlee Chekin, shii sayd wud put in riiqest, but wuz nawt a promiz. Reglar chekin iz teh 3p… but ebben taht wud giev teh kidlets moar pool tiem tahn riilee nezkasarree.
Yeah–an tehn yoo haz tew deel wif teh “Mawm, ai swalloed tew mush poolwadder” tummyake.
*sigh* ai gess ai has tew cawl carolyn agin cuz we is speshulll…….. second time ai called seh eben meremberd icanhazcheezburger…….. her lafffed an fort it wuz rilly funnee
but ai thot her wuz gunna put teh erly chekin notes on our group rooms….
well mebbe we cawls teh day be4 we goes an says we will be der around wun oclok……dat carolyn said otay
although more often than not, i am the stalkercat in this pic for some reason
Ur juss an outgoing and frenlee kitteh!
In THIS pic… yew iz the Nawt Sekkund!!
{{{qwack cluck, Chicken Duck}}}
dat nosy naybor agin!!
Jamamakitty, chek ur yahoo emeow.

ai didz, fankie an ai replide tew schmoooooooooo
Mai procrastinashun…
wanna sii?
Ai shud dew it nao!
gets dem liddel twigs onna fone………
Noe Ai wuz hoe pen yew WHIR awn lion!!!
Ett iz dun, liek a pony!
*checks it off To-Do list with stick-like precision*
lol hao did teh mess cage git spittid up liek taht???
O whale.
Oils whale, dead ends whale.
Whale I’ll B.
Theez 2 kittehs remynd me ov my two furrbals, Professor Chaos and Charlie. Chaos iz awl “O Hai” and Charlie iz awl “Get lost u littel creap.”
It’s so tru all Kittehs hab difrint peromaligys and ar demselves well y wuddent thay be
I noo I wud see sumwon I noo wif mah fur luking like dis.
Neber fails.
i r zo confzd.. teh kitteh dunna liek seein’ oth one? seknd cans haf a cheezburger for him o-o
ai dragged mai sik butt tew teh store wuns wen ai wuz sik…… lukked laik hell an ob cors ran intew sumwun ai knew….. dat nebber happens…. murphy’s law
yep, awlwais wurks!
LOL thats friggin great. It seems like you noes how i think O_O. Maybe you could check out my Lolz cuz it seems like we have the same sense of humor = P
U will need to gib us a linkee to ur cheez page.
Wii wheel gladlee goe tehre Sundae foar a chzbrgr tewdae!!
if yew sends us a linkie tew wun ob yer lols we can see teh odder wuns…… we lurve LOLS
Ai hoap Tuxie iz nawt “oh, crap” jus becawse his naybor is wun ov tohse mixd-up torties taht luks kinda uglee. Tortie kant help it. Lola, the abandund pet kitteh I feed, luks jus liyke tihs. Nobuddy wance tu adopt her cawse tehy tihnk she’s uglee. Butt she is vairy vairy sweet kitteh.
“Uglee kitteh” is a oxymo…oxirom… a conkerdixshun in termz.
Mah Scarlet waz a strai kitteh dat found meh and luked juss liek dat!
She wazn’t a byootee, buts I lubbed her fur 20 yeers.
Luks r onwee fur deep.
twenty years…………… YAY
hurray fur teh senior kittlins!!
i tnk he shud b rawry.. othr one cans haf cheezburger for him o-o or not?