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hah, ive felt like that before
GMTA!
meez too!
Meez three!
Oh, hai. “I herd TAHT!” I feels liek taht evry tiem da fone ringz.
Eezy answer. Hire a hit-goggie. An’ ChickenDuck is nawt sekkund so gets tew pick drinkses and danses. Congo-rats-shoe-lace-ions.
i pick Thriller (it seems kinda appropriate, or maybe thats just me) and for drinks, Red Bull for everyone!
Dat’s wut caller ID an voice male r fur!
dont we all no sumone liek this? mak you runz away!
Or chek yer cawller ID afor yew anzwer.
Dat’s wat teknology iz fur.
Anom, Romeow!
Tiknowligy is tew keep selling tew both sides tew defeet the other. Buy the thyme they notice, yew’ll be rich and they’ll be tew addicted tew stop.
Ai kin stawp anee thyme Ai wunt.
*twitch, twitch*
well hello naybor, iz yer fone nawt werkin? ai tride tew cawl yew bout lebenty times tewdai……….. ai cud cawl teh fone cumpnee 4 yew
yezturdai mai fown wuz nawt werkin – an eye fort teh fown kumpnee haz kut mii awff!! ;( Knot funn. Butt den eye sore dat teh fown plug wuz nawt were eet shud b – een teh sawkitt..??? eet wuz mai kittehz dat haz kut mii awff.!!!
dey wanted yer undebided attenshuns…………….
tawk on teh fone – duz nawt want
Dey wuz sayng ‘no tokkin awn uglee noyz mayker! Skrich mah belleh, feed me, snorgle me…..etc
dem kittlins kin be teh berry mis-cheeeevius
Dis just b deh drive bai commint to say oh hai, jamamamakitteekitteekittee.
oh hai, luks laik teh weather iz gunna be booofitul necks weekend
yay!! *Duz happee tayle dans*
SMOM, were yew eber abul tew make teh yakima res?
YEZ!! *does littil dans*
Teh happii dans!!!
teh gud twig dans……….
*clickety-click*
GUUUuuuuud Twiiiiiig Daaaaaans
*cliky-clik-clickity*
So it’s a definite? OH WOW!!!!!!!!
YEZ ett IZ, wii ar goeN tew vizit yew!!!
*more cowbell, er, clickities*
Ar yew goeN tew hab a room, oar just drive hoem @ nite?
Ai’ll B draivin hoam–cheeper tahn teh room, an Mr. A.S. lykes mee tew bee hoam. Ennybuddy intrested in shurch? Ai blong tew teh 1st Presbeetariun–wee gawtz a noo seenyur pass-tor hoo iz reely gud. Wee uzhully goes tew teh Elebenty-klock serbiss—teh wun wiff teh himz frum teh buk an teh nyce pype organ.
Teh serbiss sowndz Dliteful, but wii wheel porballee bii awn teh rode (iff Ai kan get teh kiddoes owt ov teh pool bai checkerz owt tiem!!
Ai unner stan about draivin hoem foar teh nite… teh room price wud bai a lot ob cheezburgers!
ai finkso teh checkawt times is elebenty oclok
Ai azkid foar Urlee Chekin, shii sayd wud put in riiqest, but wuz nawt a promiz. Reglar chekin iz teh 3p… but ebben taht wud giev teh kidlets moar pool tiem tahn riilee nezkasarree.
Yeah–an tehn yoo haz tew deel wif teh “Mawm, ai swalloed tew mush poolwadder” tummyake.
*sigh* ai gess ai has tew cawl carolyn agin cuz we is speshulll…….. second time ai called seh eben meremberd icanhazcheezburger…….. her lafffed an fort it wuz rilly funnee
but ai thot her wuz gunna put teh erly chekin notes on our group rooms….
well mebbe we cawls teh day be4 we goes an says we will be der around wun oclok……dat carolyn said otay
although more often than not, i am the stalkercat in this pic for some reason
Ur juss an outgoing and frenlee kitteh!
In THIS pic… yew iz the Nawt Sekkund!!
{{{qwack cluck, Chicken Duck}}}
dat nosy naybor agin!!
Jamamakitty, chek ur yahoo emeow.
ai didz, fankie an ai replide tew schmoooooooooo
Mai procrastinashun…
wanna sii?
Ai shud dew it nao!
gets dem liddel twigs onna fone………
Noe Ai wuz hoe pen yew WHIR awn lion!!!
Ett iz dun, liek a pony!
*checks it off To-Do list with stick-like precision*
lol hao did teh mess cage git spittid up liek taht???
O whale.
Oils whale, dead ends whale.
Whale I’ll B.
Theez 2 kittehs remynd me ov my two furrbals, Professor Chaos and Charlie. Chaos iz awl “O Hai” and Charlie iz awl “Get lost u littel creap.”
It’s so tru all Kittehs hab difrint peromaligys and ar demselves well y wuddent thay be
I noo I wud see sumwon I noo wif mah fur luking like dis.
Neber fails.
i r zo confzd.. teh kitteh dunna liek seein’ oth one? seknd cans haf a cheezburger for him o-o
ai dragged mai sik butt tew teh store wuns wen ai wuz sik…… lukked laik hell an ob cors ran intew sumwun ai knew….. dat nebber happens…. murphy’s law
yep, awlwais wurks!
LOL thats friggin great. It seems like you noes how i think O_O. Maybe you could check out my Lolz cuz it seems like we have the same sense of humor = P
U will need to gib us a linkee to ur cheez page.
Wii wheel gladlee goe tehre Sundae foar a chzbrgr tewdae!!
if yew sends us a linkie tew wun ob yer lols we can see teh odder wuns…… we lurve LOLS
Ai hoap Tuxie iz nawt “oh, crap” jus becawse his naybor is wun ov tohse mixd-up torties taht luks kinda uglee. Tortie kant help it. Lola, the abandund pet kitteh I feed, luks jus liyke tihs. Nobuddy wance tu adopt her cawse tehy tihnk she’s uglee. Butt she is vairy vairy sweet kitteh.
“Uglee kitteh” is a oxymo…oxirom… a conkerdixshun in termz.
Mah Scarlet waz a strai kitteh dat found meh and luked juss liek dat!
She wazn’t a byootee, buts I lubbed her fur 20 yeers.
Luks r onwee fur deep.
twenty years…………… YAY
hurray fur teh senior kittlins!!
i tnk he shud b rawry.. othr one cans haf cheezburger for him o-o or not?
Smug, self important Tuxee won’t gib naybor kitteh a chance.
Tuxee kitteh luks fur troo lub in awl teh rong places fur yeers, and finally resigns himself to a life wifowt lub.
One dai, in teh depths ov his dispair, he says hello to naybor kitteh, and invites her in fur sum cheez and nip.
Teh purrfect kitteh fur Tuxee, has been libbing next door, awl teh tiem.
Dey lib happily eber affer.
Teh end.
Wow…kitteh literature…..
or Harlequin Romance!
all mai kittlins………… soap operas
Days uv our nine lives…..
wun moar life tew lib
Guiding patch uv sunlight
General Horse Pittal
Teh young and teh catless
Oar.. Teh buk.. A Tail ov Two Kittehs…
Les Meezerables…
Teh 3 Faices ov Fluffy
Teh Catfather…..
Fur n Pees (berree lawng buk)
Da Grate Catzbee
yung n rekless
As teh Fur Horkz
roflmaopimp
paw n odor
NIP n Tuk
(doan ebben hafta chaynj da naym…)
LOL
Mai cuzin werks onna dat shew, awf skreen. Lasted tymes Ai wocheded it, wuz teh raycee.
dezpairawt howzcatz
Romeow: Buuk revue:
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Oh, fank yew! I neber fot I wud get so meny burgers as an advance
Hai! Hai!
*waves floofy paws fyooriussly*
OH HAI! LOOK OWT! DIS IS FAWLING ROC ZONE!
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Moral uv de storee: Eben de noying wuns sumtyms gots sumfin 2 sai wurf yer wyl. Unplug yer eers!
Ai tihnk tihs iz whut icanhasluca iz sayN… nawt gud to jist
when teh tagalong sez Ohai… tagalong mite haev chezbrgr [oar fawling roc warnN] foar yew!!
I dids nawt refresh. Gawt calld awai adn comminted wen I caym bak.
I finks I will go snorgl de O Hai kitteh. Meminds mii uv hai skool. Wii need de powty moticahn.
Ai wud lurve a powty moticahn!!
Teh moar moticahns, teh moar fun wii can has!
(Ai doan riifresh sew F10 ider. Iz awl gud)
yesh is awl gud……….. yew noes wut itz laik wen ebbrywun is tawkin atwonce………
LOUD!!!
hmm?
Tuxedo kitteh iz tryin’ to sneek bak home after crazee nite awn teh town (iz why heez still wearin teh tuxedo in teh moarnin, yoo know)… naybors seeing walk uv shame… DO NOT WANT.
Oh hai! Ware u goin awl dressed up so early in teh morning?
Oh…
*uncomfortable paws*
Well, gotta go! Tawk to u later, naybor!
*whistles as he walks awai*
*goes inside and gets on teh phone to tell awl teh kittehs wat he just seed*
*pssst..kitteh* Jes tell tehm it wuz a come az Yu ‘were’ party… Yah, taht’s the tikkit!!
berry cleber!
i luv ur chococat
iz taht teh Yumi’s cat??
*flits to Google*
hmm Googlol sez Yumi duz haev teh black kitteh, but Jang Keng haz soem grey rown teh muzzlol.
Steel, iz vry hansum kitteh, tessm!
Thx! Iz a Sanrio character “Chococat”. Nawt as popular az Hello Kitteh, but mai fave. Doan tell but ai haz teh reel Chococat at mai houze, named Morgan. He’z 15 and kinda cranky tehse days — haz teh kidney failoor naow and gets flooids etc and duz berry well — but he’z rilly just a big “love-lamb”, as our former vet’s assistants used to call him. Hee wuz furst kitteh Ai picked up at the shelter, and he stuck hiz hed under mai chin and purred and Ai wuz hiz. BFF!
Kittehs habs shame? Huu nuu.
does his hair smell like a bar?
A bar ov wat?
Thoap, thilly!
Big Brew used tew use ‘THINK’ as their motto an fer a while ‘THINK’ signs were being put up ebbeywares. Once in Armonk, ware I werked, sumbody stuck a ‘THINK’ sign oona mirror above der sinks inna men’s ruum. Cuppla daze later some wizeguy put up a sign above teh soap dispenser dat said THOAP.
LOL! berry clever.
Ai memember reedin taht inn teh Reederz Daijess yeerz ago!!
Ackshully, teh tuxxie kitteh stubd toe adn stubumbled wawkin daown screet, noes taht teh tortiekitteh saw. Iz M bare assed.
*groom * groom * groom*
I ment 2 do taht.
*groom*
*snurt*
Uh,oh….nao he’s gonna want his drill back !!
:snerk:
Taht mae vry whale bii teh cayce.
Hii wheel want hiz cressssent renchez, tew!
Borrower kitteh knows he iz nawt popular in teh nayburhood!
Didzn’t I gib dat bak to u?
Gosh, I reely fink I did.
Y doan u go chek ur garage, and lets meh no iffs u doan find it.
Um, yeh… I wuz jus gittin reddy 2 greese it an chainge teh oyl and sharpin it an wursh an waxit an bring it bak. Chek bak wif meh… K?????
gud wun, eeck
Ohai kafleen, R yew aslo nown az ‘teh sneeky’ ???
Also teh lazee donkey.
Wuntz u suxessfullee post underr a silly alternut name, it seems u get stuck
wiff DAT wun obbur an obbur until u log into wurdpress. I wuzz too lazy too log
into wurdpres…….
Adn his lahn mowr. Adn his hedge trimmer. Adn his saw. Adn his . . . .
Ninja stealth cat… fail
Hallooooo♫ ♪
*echo echo echo*
Enneebodee heer?
*Seams kynda kwiet*
LAAAAAAWL
O Hai, doant Ai knoe yuu?? Yuu luuk awefuwllee famyliaure;
Ai knoe, yuur teh Boi dancure at taht KIT KAT KLUB, ware awl tohse gurl-kittehs liek tuu goe!!!!!;
Yesh, Ai rember yuu; layst tiem Ai wuz tehre yuu wuz daynceiyng liek
John Traboalta iyn “Caturday Nite Febber”;
Adn wen teh Klub cloased, awl teh ladeez mobbeded yuu;
haow dyd yuu ebber geyt awai? Aowt teh bak doar, oar sumfin…..!!!
And,…….., and….., and……………..
Stalker cat iz stalkin yur everii moov.
I can’t help it..this one really cracks me up
Good job 
“Hidilly didlilly neighbor.”
“Stupid Flanders.”
Emocat dusn’t want peepol arownd him.
Dis mai front page lol! thx 4 comentz!
OMG I luv dis pic!
Red Foreman kitteh!