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Congratshoelaces, annipuss! Wat drink an dans yew wunt?
Thx Lyantha. Ai’ve just had mai lunsh, soe just coughee and noe dansis fur teh tiem bein!
Mornin Annipuss!! it b deh six-firtee ay em here. I gibz u big steemee mug uv koffee. Duz u wanting it blakk? oar iz u like mii adn playing wif deh chemistree set, 2. I likez deh shugger adn creemer in it. Dis b Caturday, so I putting a liddul Bayleez in ’sted uv deh creemer. mmmmmm.
Mornin 2 u cweenmj. Itz 3pm heer in TTI. Sunnee, but berry cowld - las week woz bowt 80 2dai iz neerer 60. Ai liek mai koffee strong an blakk wivout shugr thx (tee not 2 strong, but noe meelk oar shugr) Liek meelk on itz oan tho!
I think that cat is possessed and speaking in tongues.
An Annipuss - taht wuz a REELEE gud NS commint! Hao ai wish ai cud doo that!!
But - yoo ar just follwing in teh footseps ov yur illustreeus countree peeple - teh eversofunnee AWL of them. Is it the aire?? Teh fud?? Teh Jammey dodgerz an Bnagers an mash an. . .awl those interesting things!
Purrhaps eben - teh aksent???? LOL! Wahteber! So glad yoo are heer. And Conga Ratz once again!!
Wee haz 2 haz a sens uv hyumer 2 put up wiv teh wevver.
Az fur teh acksent - wee duzn’t haz wun. itz teh `Mericanz dat torks funnee.
Has anyone els notis my feetz r morfin into Alsation dog??
(jus luk upside downz)
Now yoo in a reel pikul!
Looks like just the two of us, Daisy - and I have to go out now. So you are on your own!
Whadda pity! Ai wud have liked 2 party wif u!!!!1
I’z back naow an reddee 2 party - Ai `speks u’ve all gon `wai tho!
Ohai ebbreewun

I ar heer nao.
HAPPY CATURDAY ALL TEH CHEEZFRENZ
Happy Caturday 2 U, 2 - tidmum! And annipuss and ebbery cheezfrend out dere! *happy wave*
Hai upfi! ♥ I lubz yer liddul cat er piller. ♥
Yeeeesss! Izn’t it kyooot? Ai lubz it too. And ai’ve fed it well - jest had big bar of chocklit. *nomnomnom* Wif lemon creem filling!
*peeks arown corner*
Scuse meh, did u say u has big bars of chocklit wiff lemon creem filling?
*cleers trhoat*
It appeers dere has been a danjurrus owtbrake ub *mumbles long
impressive -sounding unintelligible word* I am afraid I muss
confissgate dose bars an offishullee inspeck dem back @ mah lab.
Now pleeze to be handin dem ovver.
kafleen - Ai wil haz 2 taek 10% fur er… er… Ah yiss, syentiffic ekzaminashn.

Ohai kafleen, yew has noo identimibly? Yew r teh sneeky nao?
Ur Abbatar, it lookz like flowr, no? Happi littul pinkeh flowr? Bedder nawt let dis bery hungr cat er pillower get near it, u nebber noes wif teh bery hungry wuns.
Happi Caturday 2 u 2 Tidmum. Ai hoep u r keepin warm!
Visible down syndrome.
Wow, an early comment… who posts photos this early in the morning, anyway? This early hour doesn’t actually exist. Err, I mean…
ooh i’m first lol but who pots stuff tihs early OMG???????///
Um….You?
It wuz 11 in teh mornin in TTI wen Ai posted teh not sekond commint.
‘posable thums wood be handi ryte noaw, anybody seed teh cap snaffler?
sol, yoo iz alwayz so funnee! i misses yor kommints wen yoo’z not arownd.
Waa put sum make-up on.
“Dont know much about dancin
Thats why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
n both my feets too long
I’m a dancin fooo-oo-oool,
I’m a dancin fooo-oo-oool”
lol, tahtz zactly wut it luks like!
Cud aswell be that boxin cat here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yh-ZGhX2nVw
Ay thinkd waz immeetashon of basement cat. Teh eyes haz gooolish look.
Like a ZOMBEE!
I can haz zombie kitteh?
He sayz hold da picklez… I wonda how longs he wants me to holdz dem for?
Oh peeps, I needs a group hug, ’cause I has such a sad.
Kitteh looks like 9 yr old, Nermal, they PTS yesterday. Discarded by her ‘mom’ along with her sister, 8 yr old, Mittens. So scared, they just huddled in their cage with huge owl eyes. I talked and scritched Nermal into purring and making kitty bread. Mittens let me touch her, too. But time is not on kittehs side at a shelter, they were combative to all other peeps, so it was their turn. I ‘helped’ get them from their cage so there would be less trauma to them. I gave Nermal one last scritch and started my weekend by crying for 30 miles until I got home.
I call every pupper/kitteh by their name for their short stay, whether they go out the front door by rescue or out the back by PTS. They had love from Shaungrl at the end. And that little bit of love and dignity is why I’ll stay the whole six weeks at this job reassignment. I’m also there to make the permanent peep’s job easier on them. I’ve watched them and they all are caring peeps towards every pup/kit who comes through.
Yes, I has a sad major…
{{{{{{shaungirl}}}}}} I has a sad naow 2. Peeps at work will aks “y u criez?”
I criez fur all teh kittehs an goggies they PTS.
Shaungirl, u must b teh special kitteh-angel 2 cumfurt them.
I feelz r sad.
Big hugz.
{{{Shaungrl}}} You are a much stronger person than I could ever be. A horrible, horribe thing to deal with and you made their “last few” happy and secure. You’re my hero. Their own person did not have the caring, grace, or decency to seek another solution for their care but you gave them comfort, dignity, and warmth. I weep with you and thank you for having the courage and strength to do what I could not.
Big hugs to you, and thanks for showing Nermal and Mittens love and caring during their last times.
thank you, dear shaungirl, for being there for those kittehs. your love made a difference to them and now they are at peace together. many good cats are waiting to greet them in kitteh heaven.
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Tanks ebberbodese.
shaungirl, u iz amayzin, strawng, luvin purrsun tu halp taek kaer uv deez animulz dat needz it. I no it duzent seem liek much et tiemz liek dis, but hazin sumwun dere hu kaerz sew much abowt dem reelee duz maek a difurens eevin tu teh animulz u kant sayv. Dayr iz gunna b sew mehnee animulz waytin fr u at teh Raynbo Bridj tu sey “fank u”, eedur fr helpin dem faind deyr furevur hoem or fr jest beeyin sumwun hu kaerd wen teh rest uv teh wurld dident seem tu.
Weer awl heer fr u. Mah reskyood puppeh an bunnehz send deyr luv.
{{{{{Shaungirl}}}}}
Kudos to you for what you do and what you are.
([{Shaungrl}]) u kan haz all kindz o hugz - az manee az u need.
Ai iz sorre u haz a sad, but it givz me a happy to hear from such a kind heart. This was a sad end for two kittehs who didn’t deserve it, but you did the right thing - giving them as much love and comfort as they would accept in their last hours. Being in a shelter does provide some level of comfort. It would have been so much worse for the kittehs had indoor raised cats just been dumped on the rood to starve or (as is more likely around here) to be eaten by the coyotes.
U R on mai prayer list todae.
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Oohh, u haz awl risun 2 have a big sad. Mai eyes are leeking nao, too. *sniff* But fanks 4 being wif our furry purry frends in teh ends. Ai iz awed bai u.
{{{{{{{Shaungirl}}}}}}}}
I has teh sads wiv yoo to.
Fankyoo fer beein so kind an luvving to dem por por tiddies. Dey will renember yor kindness ober teh brij.
{{{{{{{shaungrl}}}}}}}}
All teh stars shine down on yu kindly, shaungrl: I weeps wif yu. They say all teh aminals you have met wif in this life will speek for or aginst yu at the judjment in teh afterlief…we noe hu will speek for you!!
oh shaungirl! Ai am crying now too! Taht is so - so SAD!!! How could anyone NOT cry! And thank our dear CC that you could be with them. And how utterly awful to think how happy these two kittehs could have made someone - if only there had been a way to get them together!
You are a hero in my book too! In EVERY possible sense of the word!! I’m not sure I could do it. You are . . .very very brave indeed.
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Mai hat’s aowf tuu yuu, Shaungrl; Ai cud nebber duz wut yuu duu:
Tahnk CC taht tehre ar Cheezefrends liek yuu tuu halp teh aminules throo dere
layst tiems;
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U has sad majur noaw. Butt wen u git too rainbow brij u gonna hab a Hart Essplode Wiff Joy Majur.
Cuz all teh puppurs an kittehs gonna bee waitin. An wen dey sees u cumin arown
teh bend a showt gunna go up an a littul trumput gonna blow and all teh frends u
wur gud and gabe lubs too gonna surrownd u wiff joy and say Tank u furr makin
owr trip obbur so much bettur… and den u will noe teh diffrunce u made.
{{{{{{Shaungurl}}}}}}
Tank u furr dooin Your Job Here.
o shaungrl, my hart is borkded for yoo. yoo are so brav an kind to help these por kittehs an goggies in their last times. i trooly belieevs, teh bad part iz only for a moment, tehn tehy wakes up in a place taht iz warm an safe an happy an tehy will never be skared or lonly or hurted again, an tehy rebembers teh kind purson hoo helpded tehm an wait till tehy can sees yoo again an give yoo luv an fanks.
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Oh lunarmommy, ai so much hopes yu oar rite!
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Fank u Shaungrl, 4 b-ing kynd 2 Nermel n Mittens, n halping maak tehir last fyu mem’reez moar plezant, n nawt az horribul az tehy wud hab bin.
Tehy will b amung teh manee peepul n luving kreetchurz taht will greet u at teh Rainbo Bridj wif joi, big hugz, mutch snorgling n purrrrrrrz, wen u joyn tehm.
U maak mee prowd 2 b teh saam species. Ai will prolly kross ober b4 u, n ai will halp organyz a bunch ob us 2 b tehre at teh bridj 2 greet u.
Hugz n cheezluv!
{{{{{{shaungirl}}}}}}
Thank yu so much foar beeing the kindness angel tu Mittens and Nermal. Yur kindness has brot a teer tu my I. I just imagine how much better those kittehs last days were with yu there fur them. Ai am glad tu kno peeps liek yu!
The peeps from teh cheezfrenz yahoo group appreciate yu, tu! Thanks to booklion for sending me over heer tu reed this!