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  1. old lurker says:

    Hey?! Wherz mai wiskers?

    • smammie says:

      Ur rite!!! ware iz teh wiskurz?

      Conga Ratz tu yu Old Lurker… Wud bii lichen ah ise cold lemonaid?

      • old lurker says:

        Yu gotz lemon cookees tu?

        • smammie says:

          gotz liddle floofy Ayetalian cookies, kinda spongy, cubbered in lemon icing…wil du?

          • old lurker says:

            YUMMMIE! I lubs cookees!

          • old lurker says:

            Tnks Smammie. De cookes anna lemonayde reely hit da spot.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              OH!! Ai has a sad! Ai just went bak to teh link pikschure (rite under teh pikchure “this is mai happi faice” an saw menee frenz hoo haven’t been heer in a wile! :(

              Purrhpas tehy don’t know hao nuch wee miss tehm????

              Purrhaps if ai call tehm they will heer me an com bak!

              cookie’s human
              paul
              bubbashoomin
              pawsrthot
              Gayla34
              boom

              And Mennee moar Nex tiem ai’ll call fur teh odders. Where can they bee????

              • booklion says:

                I also haz been wundering about Cookie’s Human.

                Cookie’s Human, where are yu?
                Tere is a uniberse ov starship captenz who wantz to speak wif yu!

              • eubie says:

                Ai seam 2 bemember bubbashoomin nawt feelin well, adn habbin sumthin cawld a CM by russ. Hoapz himz beez feelin gud naow. Wish wii new. HAY, BUBBASHOOMIN, STAWP PN ADN STAWP US FURM WURRIIIN!

      • old lurker says:

        Ai ken dye happee. Dis iz mai nawt sekund nawt sekund!

        • Beeg conga rats!!!!
          Iz hrd Enuf tew tihnk ovva gud post, but yew whir vry vry obzervant!

        • smammie says:

          Nawt sekund, nawt sekund?!? Dat cawls furr teh sillibratshunz!!!

          ﮡ • ٭°+ ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡∞ ; ¤  ▫• ٨ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣•٭ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ¤  ж ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤ ▫•٨∞‡;¤٭°+ ‡;¤∞ ¤  ж ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤ ▫•٨∞‡;¤٭°+ °+ ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡∞ ; ¤  ▫• ٨ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣•٭ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ¤  ж ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤ ▫•٨∞‡;¤٭°+ ‡;¤∞ ¤  ж ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤ ▫•٨∞‡;¤٭°+ 

          YAY!!!!!!!!!!

        • smammie says:

          Lettuce getz owt teh Lemoncello adn spiek teh drinkiiz!

          • upfi says:

            Yay! Lemoncello!!!!1!!! Ai’ll joyn teh silly brashun at unce!

            • old lurker says:

              R yu da hungree hungree cat a pilla or da tirstee tirstee one?

              • smammie says:

                @@@@@@@@@

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                :D Elebentee dansing Conga Ratz fur yoo, old lerker!! Just fur yoo becuz it iz yur NS NS!!!! Whhooooo Hooooo!!1 An a yipppitee yay too!

                An lukee keer! AI hav maded just fur yoo – a lemon chiffon pie! Lots lov them! so ebreewun heer can hav sum!

                Platytes
                Forks
                And teh PI server! LOL!! Taht’s nawt I!! It’s teh silber thing tehre to get teh pi out ov the pan!!

                • jamamakitty says:

                  can ai haz a Magnum PI?

                • smammie says:

                  awesum! Noes buddiez offurd mii reel lemon chiffon pi since mai momma bin gonne. Noa Aye nose itz summur… oar elz hebbin…yummmmmm

                • Romeow says:

                  Ooooo…lemon cookies and lemon pie?
                  Can I adds mah lemon bars?
                  .
                  I tinkered wif teh recipe fur yeers, and I gots dem juss rite IMHO.
                  They hab a thin (nawt wafer thin) crust, and double the lemon filling on top, so they are nice and thick. Be careful – they hab a gud lemon flavor, fur teh serius lemon lubbers. I pipe a liddle squiggle ov white frosting juss to maek dem luk prettee.
                  Hope u liek them, old lurker! Puker up!
                  Congratmulashuns!

                  • jamamakitty says:

                    nommmmmmmmmm sounz gud………. cud yew shair teh recipes?? plz……… ai wud gladly pay yew sumdai fur teh recipe tewday

                    • smammie says:

                      srsly gud…wuz finkin ob aksin tu. Lub teh lemon sew wif teh pucker moar tahn teh suite.

                        • smammie says:

                          egg-cell-ant!
                          outta Lol-speak: Any idea why I can never get the blasted burgers to give anyone more than just one? I laugh, I hit 5, and all I ever give is 1, thanks, so fargin thoughtful of me… also, even though I’m logged on ICHC, if I click my name on the sidebar, I get sent to nowhere instead of my profile. Not the end of the world, but mildly annoying (unless I’m having a Ms. Creaky-Old-Cranky-Pantz day…..)

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          it only gibs teh wun burger…….. but iffn yew piks only ONE burger den it chomps at teh burgers, nawt teh gud

                          an yew duzznt has teh linkie set up tew goes tew yer profile

                          goes tew yer dashboard an puts the linkie tew yer profile down on the http line……. den yew will bes jus fine!!!

                        • smammie says:

                          ratafratz-teknikle-pooh-stankie-$%#& iz the http line the same thing as the URL? or what am I missing?

                        • old lurker says:

                          yeah! waht smammie sayd!

                        • annipuss says:

                          I wonder if you mean that the total votes number just goes up by one?

                        • smammie says:

                          thass it, uh huh, juss wun. Sew menny jeniusez abounding hear, adn Aye gotta keepz refroshin en otter tu let tehm noa house mush Aye preshe8z teh humor.

                        • annipuss says:

                          The burgers shown represent the average vote so if two people have each voted two burgers and then you vote 4, the average goes up to 2 2/3 and the number of votes goes up to 3. If it already shows 5 burgers and you vote 5 only the number of votes – that is the number of people who have voted goes up one.

                        • smammie says:

                          Aye ken conjugate verbs..duz taht halp? Adn hear Aye ahm, stihl strugglin wif teh e-lek-toral koledge….ratz-a-frat dang-nab grub-ah-futz…

                        • smammie says:

                          okai, Jamama haz bin coachin mii,, less sea iffin Aye gotz eet noa.

                        • smammie says:

                          wut du wii du nao Brain?

                          Hmmmmm, maibii watez furr teh imfamous Weird Pretzel tu sort fingz owt….

                        • smammie says:

                          la,di, da, di, ho hum, juss passin thru, nuffin furr teh Ebil Ober Lawd WP tu notiss hear…..

                      • jamamakitty says:

                        we can shairs teh recipe wif teh winner ob teh day, teh OLD LURKER…….. yippee, happi happi joy joy

                        • old lurker says:

                          Du yu hab a recipee for somtng ai brebrember? It waz a lemon caek with lemon sause on/in it. It baeked all togever an when yu disch it owt, the sause was dere. It waz da bestes.

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          oh dearz………. we will has tew ask teh chefffs

                          zauberflote………… duz yew has one
                          romeow……….how bout yew
                          tidmum……….bet yew gots sumfin laik wut old lurker is lukkin 4

                          otay, nawt sew old lurker…. we haz asked teh uniberse….. it shall arrive!!!

                        • old lurker says:

                          Fang-yu soberry mush!

                        • smammie says:

                          OLD LURKER

                          Wuz teh caek kinda spongy and teh saws thick? Sittin on the bottom wif the spongy caek floatin ahn top?

                        • annipuss says:

                          I have a recipe for lemon sponge pudding that is sponge on top with sauce underneath – I’ll have to go downstairs and find it.

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          oh nommmmmmmmmmmm, teh Old Lurker (and ME!!!) will be teh happitail!! fank yew

                        • smammie says:

                          tahtz wut Aym finkin eet mite bii tu. Teh Penna. Dutch juss cawl itz Lemon Sponge, butt itza pudding. Awlso noa wun tahtz chonklat adn pecanz caek ona sea ob hawt, chonklat saws, serbed wif whippety kreem. Aye fink wuz maemd Double Fudge Pudding, but mai brovvurz cawld eet Chonklat Slop, cawz datz teh mess tehy maed

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          oh smammie, if yew sends me yer emeow address tew mclaughlin1950@yahoo.com ai will make a picshur ob how tew put teh linkie on yer profile…….. ai’m shur yew cud figger it owt but iffn ai kin makes it easier 4 yew ai wud be happi tew

                        • annipuss says:

                          http://www.raspberryworld.com/recipes/lemonspongecake.html

                          This might be the recipe you are looking for

                        • annipuss says:

                          Sorry, I can’t find my recipe, but I tried to put a link to a recipe I found but it won’t post.

                        • annipuss says:

                          You could try what I did – use a well known search engine to look for Lemon sponge pudding cake

                        • smammie says:

                          Lemon Sponge

                          2/3 cup granulated sugar
                          2 tbls soft butter, room temperature
                          2 tsp grated lemon zest
                          3 large eggs, (separated)
                          3 tbls all-purpose flour
                          1/2 cup lemon juice (fresh is best)
                          1 cup heavy cream
                          pinch of salt
                          1/8 tsp cream of tartar

                          Cream together the sugar, butter and lemon zest in a large bowl. Beat in the egg yolks. Gradually stir in flour, alternating with the lemon juice and cream until well blended.

                          In a medium, beat egg whites until foamy. Add salt and cream of tartar and beat until soft peaks are formed (looks like the swirl on a custard ice cream)

                          Fold beaten egg whites into the first mixture, until barely incorporated evenly. Be gentle! Pour into a 1 1/2-quart casserole or souffle dish. Set the dish in a bain marie (or a larger pan) with about 1 inch deep of hot water. Bake at 350° until top is set, about 35 to 45 minutes. Serve pudding hot or cold (yeah, like it will last that long)
                          Lemon sponge serves 4 to 6 … or 1 very happy Smammie

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          yayyyyyyyyyyyyy, fankyew…… ai hopes teh old lurker sees dis

                        • old lurker says:

                          I noes waht aye yam doin tomorrie!! Tanks eberyones!

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          yayyyyyyyyyyy, yew seeeeed it!! yew nebber noes if folkes goes back once teh fred moves on………… ai fink ai kin smell it cookin alreaddy…….. mai sis just told me she’s cookin spare ribs in teh slow cooker……… get me droooolin…… finkso ai’ll be going to teh safewai pretti soon

                        • Romeow says:

                          E-meow meh at romeow2005 at yahoo.com iffs u want teh Lemon Bar Recipe.

            • smammie says:

              Aye want U tu noa, dat Aye haz a teenie tiny Hungary Catapillar stikurred ahn mai maem-badger atz werkz

              • jamamakitty says:

                duz possums laik caterpillers? or izzit caterwaulers

                • smammie says:

                  akshully possum lieks ebberyting, fur din-dinz, butt wii woan go dere, pleh. Aye lubz teh buk, & wen it wuz ah US stamp ah fhu yrz bakc, Aye gotz crazee wiff teh cuticul skizzurz

                  • jamamakitty says:

                    ooooooooh dat’’s rite, yew gets tew see all teh stamps……. ai lurves teh stamps

                    • smammie says:

                      Hey Jamama, duz dis liddle guy inda bag, riimine U ob CCK’s gnu abatar, oar iz it juss mii?

                      Stamps are kewl. Sum getz boring, butt uddurz r amaizin littul werkz ob art.

                      • jamamakitty says:

                        it luks tew me laik teh top ob teh smiling faic kitteh………. ai been lukkin few teh picshur……….. habben found it yet…… must be atwerk

                        • cheshirekittehkat says:

                          O Hai, jamamakitty!!!!!!!! Iyt’s mee!!!!!!!!!

                        • smammie says:

                          Luuk atz dat silli smyle, eet iz U CKK!! Aye gnu eet!

                        • smammie says:

                          Y U hiedin ina baux op dere?

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          such a happi faic………. wish ai cud sees it bigger… izz perfect!!!

                        • cheshirekittehkat says:

                          Hay, jamama, Ai founded “Happy Kitten” at a web site called
                          “Avatarist”; under animals, then cats, 3rd or 4th page,;

                          Tehms haz teh kyuootist abatars, speshully kittehs;
                          Ai almoast pikked wun ov a mowsie haouldyng a cherree;
                          tehre awl soe sweet!!!!!

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          ai lurves mai abatar but folkses are always lukkin for teh abatars….. ai will bukmark it

                          it wuz onleeee a matter ob time be4 teh put abatars in wun plais, fanks 4 teh info

                          wut part ob teh USA iz yew in? hawt part or gloomy cloudy skeattle area part….. (ai noes yer nawt up here…… only kiddin)

                        • cheshirekittehkat says:

                          O jamama, Ai knoed yuu dint wunt tuu chainge yuur abatar,
                          butt Ai thot yuu mite liek tuu luuk at teh ovvers tehy hadded avaiylabul; aren’t tehms jes soe kyuoote!!!

                          Ai lieves iyn teh rlly huoomid norfeest: Pennsybaniah;
                          Ware Ai lieve tehre bees a lawt ov mowntaines; weez gawt a lawt ov blak bares adn ovver wyldelief neerbye;

                          Peeps hasta bees caireful becuz teh bares cums roun tehre bakyaurds, and teh deers cums prittee cloase tuu; nawt heer
                          ware Ai lieve, butt nawt tuu faur awai frum heer!!!!

                          Sum peeps maike teh mystaike ov leeving fuud aowt foar teh
                          wylde aminules, wich iys a byg mistaike, becuz tehy keaps
                          aown cumyng bak luukyng foar teh fuud; sumetiems teh blak bares klimb up iyntu teh treez tu hydez adn teh
                          pohleese adn kountee wyldelief peeps hasta shutez
                          tehm wif trankwilyzer dartez adn tehy falls owtta teh treez;
                          tehn teh blak bares geyts muuved tuu anuvver aryeah ;
                          Tihs heppins ebberee yeer, speshully iyn spryng wen
                          teh yung blak bares haz lefted tehre denns; :lol:

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          we akshully has areas round kinda near here wair tey gets teh bears in teh yards tew, and teh deers an teh coyotes………teh moar dey build teh moar teh wild fings cums closer tew teh peeps

                          poor wyld fings…….

    • cweenmj says:

      **wanderingz in adn seeingz a strainj fais-like object on deh floor. Pikkingz it up and puttinz it on.**
      .
      Diz kitteh’z fais b FOTOCHOPPED!!! Dis duz not b REEL!!! I b deh professhunal fotochopper adn I ken tell it not b deh truu kittee-fais. I b finking dey must 2 b removving dis pitcher frum dis site im eedjut lee!! Just luk at dose pixulz! How kin u peepz b fooled bai pixulz like dat?? Ebun a blind persun shud b abul 2 seeing how unreel dis b!!!! Oh, deh huje Manatee!!!
      .
      *mask fawlz bak on deh grownd.*

      • Romeow says:

        Hey, a mask!
        *puts mask on*
        And, I fink iz cruel to keeps teh kitteh in a box.
        Doan u peeple lub kittehs?
        *drops mask*
        Wat happened? I feel kinda uglee inside.
        *luks at teh pikshure*
        OK, awl better!

        • cheshirekittehkat says:

          Pikx up troll mask frum graound adn putts awn faise;

          “Wake up people, Hello!!!!!!!! Don’t you know it’s against the law to abuse helpless animals; Why are you making that poor kitten live in a paper bag?
          And then ridiculing it by tracing a smiley face on the bag!!
          You people are just heartless!! I’m calling the ASPCA right now, and the governor’s office, and the county sheriff, and the animal rights activists, and………………..” *Troll mask falls off*

          Wowsers, wut a rlly badd dreem Ai had, moar ov a nitemaire; Ai dreemed Ai wuz a troll; boi, taht haz rlly deemoaralyzed me; iyt’s ebben affektid mai sillee smyol a liddel bit, butt nawt muches…….. :lol:

          • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

            hmm hmm hmm *whistles tunelessly*
            o-hey! wutz this? sum kind of a mask? ai wunder if it fitz …
            people on this site are so stoopy. that is nawt a real cardbord box, it’s a stachoo of a cardboard box, probably frum dizzy whirled. ennywun can see that it’z nawt real. ai gets so annoyed at all you peepelz that are too stoopy and idjits to recognize the real box. donut you noes that itz nawt funny if yew makes a mistake about it?? nawt only that, but yew spellz funny and tawks funny and …
            *takes mask off*
            whew! that is hard wurk

            • booklion says:

              But yu did it so well! I hopez yu nebber, nebber, nebber maykes a
              doctor jekyll and mr hyde poshun. Especially not on a week day wen
              Mr. Maus iz on site near teh d’Beaker Labs. (or d’Beaker retrievers.)

            • BGee says:

              **BGee putz awn hur bests tappy shoes adn hawps onstaeg**

              Ahem . . .
              clik clik clikkety clikkety
              shuffffffle cliky clik clik

              “Gray skies are gonna clear up,
              Put on a happy face;
              Brush off the clouds and cheer up,
              Put on a happy face.
              Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy,
              It’s not your style;
              You’ll look so good that you’ll be glad
              Ya’ decide to smile!
              Pick out a pleasant outlook,
              Stick out that noble chin;
              Wipe off that “full of doubt” look,
              Slap on a happy grin!
              And spread sunshine all over the place,
              Just put on a happy face!
              Put on a happy face
              Put on a happy face
              And if you’re feeling cross and bitterish
              Don’t sit and whine
              Think of banana split and licorice
              And you’ll feel fine
              I knew a girl so gloomy
              She’d never laugh or sing
              She wouldn’t listen to me
              Now she’s a mean old thing
              So spread sunshine all over the place
              Just put on a happy face
              So, put on a happy face”

            • eubie says:

              adn ur mama dressesses u funnii.

  2. smammie says:

    Kilroy nawt hear!

  3. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    if i cant see u, u cant see me…

  4. johnson442 says:

    Notice how yer eyes follow himm around the room?

  5. Hay Mom… Guess wut Ai fownd @ teh gaaraj sayle downda striit!?!?

  6. jamamakitty says:

    luk wut’s tryin tew get outa teh box!

  7. jamamakitty says:

    well, yew beddar jus plan on cleanin up after it….. ai’m not!!!

  8. jamamakitty says:

    yew git bak in heeer rite now, liddel missy, an feed dat fing…….. can’t yew hear it cryin…….. ai’m nawt listening tew dat awl dai long

  9. 3 Cattails says:

    OMG! Those cyut liddle kitteh ears! No fayre hiden teh sweet liddle faec ai noes iz hyden beehind teh sack! Hav tew putz onna CHRG jus thinkin bout himz pink widdle nose!

  10. tessm says:

    Tihs mus bee noo saefty deevise “SPB”… splort prevention box! Iz teh onlee wai to keepz teh wurld safe frum teh splortz!

  11. Jack Deth says:

    Liddill Kitteh iz
    pawrt ubz Witniss Proatekkshunn.
    Stayz anomminuss.

    Coodz awllso habz t3h
    noo ‘Ann~tye ‘Soloart!’ Skreen. Kynd ubz
    deefeetz t3h purrpuss

    Liddill Kitteh iz
    hydeeng frumz Doggeh. Nebburr
    luukz 4 Kitteh heer! :-)

    Jack.

  12. Sakee says:

    Kitteh grin 4 da win! :3

  13. nativeca66 says:

    Eben kittehs haz 2 worry ’bout identatee thefffft. Az a precawshun, box kitteh alwayz yoozd a disguys wen pohsteeng awn da intertubes.

  14. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Wel, Ai wuz goeing tuu kommint awn tihs pikshure, butt foar wunce Ai kan nawt fink ov *gasp* ennyfing tuu saiy;!!!!!!!!!!!

    Wut Smammie sed bowt mai abatar keaps runnyng frew mai hed liek an eerwurm::::

    Tihs pikshure DUZ luuk liek mai abatar,—teh taupe ov teh kitteh’s hed;
    teh baux (nawt a papure bagg liek Ai thot befoar :oops: )
    ennywai teh baux bees hydeing mai sille smylol; :lol:

  15. raingod says:

    witness protekshun program-not so gud akshually

  16. two_kittehs says:

    Box kitteh no wants to purrticipate in Schrodinger’s experiment

  17. jmuhj says:

    Ai wil smaill biggur wen ai getz mai happii miil.

    (Maik myn lemun cookiiz pliiz)

  18. nicky123 says:

    Awww, wud haf bin so aussom, if onliez u hadz taken pic urselfz.

    Jus writin ‘happie faice’ on topz, no partz in makin it funneh.

    Still aussom classic kitteh pic, tho.

  19. nativeca66 says:

    I can has abatar?

  20. laughoutloud says:

    :lol:

  21. frostey says:

    Σ:3

    OR:

    < . )
    < . )

  22. Ruko says:

    AWWW! I think you should have done this instead: :3 …maybe…thats what the drawing on the box looked like :3



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