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Ok, Woodchuck, let’s have muffins wit cinomnom on teh top! Sounds dee-lish-us!
Daon belo, TehMadLibrarian sugjestz a mix, wif sum Ginger, sum Tabby, sum wif extra floof. Taht wai, wee can pleez ebereebuddee.
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Muffinz for awl, on me!
Woo Hoo! I am a berry happi Anu wif awl deese choitsez. Do you fink I could has some of tohse wit teh extra floofiness? Looks yummie.
Woodchuck!! Ar yoo stlll heer? An ai see Romeow iz down below!
Maybee wee cud do a dans fur anukki laik we used to doo? Wif awl uv us slyding awn ar belleez!
We cud get sum water frum Iowa an maek sumthing reelee slipperee!
JCH4K, yew is teh jeenyus! Taht is teh nawt secund thing I thot of when I saw teh noble naim of teh Woodchuck awlso! Bellee slydin! Woo Hoo!
AI KNOW! Nawt ai ar a jeenyus. Ai’ve been thinking ov Woodchuck eneway – an waht fun teh belee slding wuz.
We can just start – ah hope teh otters (an udders oar ummm odders? LOL! )
joyn in wif us!
*tosses wader* SPPPLLLIIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Do you think tath iz long enuf????
*runs* *ssllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyydes awn bellee* Whoooo Hoooooo!!!
Yur turn, Anukki!!
Splishee sploshee intu posishun
luks rite
luks leff
taiks sum runnie steps… and…
SSSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!
I dunno if taht is lawng enuf. slyding is so berry mush fun!
I iz slyyyyydin to teh lef, and
slyyyyyyyydin to teh ryte!
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Slydin up and daon,
and slyyyyydin all arown!
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Butt I tihnks I will stai wai frum Cedar Rapids.
Did yoo eber heer ov a rapid woodchuck?
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Mee neever.
Oh noes! A rabid woodchuck? Meh old TeeVee haz rabid ears.
Oh Woodchuck – nobuddy slydes liek u!
{{{{{Woodchuck}}}}}
{{{{{Woodchuck}}}} Teh verree best belee slyder in teh whole wyde whirrled!
We miss yoo, Woodchuck!! PLEEZ drop bai moar offen!
Tanks.
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{{Pretend I did that blushee icon heer}}
:blush:
Purrhaps we could borrow taht lawng slydee thing taht is inna corm mer shulz on teh teevee? And we could slyde foar blawks and blawks.
Oh, I wud lub to do a bellee slyde danse!
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*slyde slyde slippity slyde*
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Nobuddy duz dat danse as well as mah round bellied fren, Woodchuck.
*slydes wif Romeow*
*slyde slyde slippity slyde* *slyde slyde slippity slyde* *slyde slyde slippity slyde*
*taeks Romeow bai teh paws* *spins Romeow around awn bellee in a serkel*
*lets go* *Romeow sllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyydddddeeesssssss awl the way to teh end!!!
Wheeeeeee! Woodchuck shud drop bai moar offen!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
Wooooo…dat waz a gud spin, JCH4K! U hab kwite an arm on u!
Didz I juss dwink too meny mancattans? Cuz I feel bery dizzee.
*stumbles round, bumping into fings*
Janet, r u standing on ur hed, or iz it juss meh?
Ov CORSE ai ar standing awn mai hed!! LOL!! NOo!!! *gigglol* Itz just yoo!
But luk!!! lolcatburglar!! TAHT wuz amaizing! Rite thru the barn doors! An they wernt’ eben open!!!
ai think we bedder go in a see waht she’s “up” to!
Hummmm… *taists wattur* Hay! Tihs isn’t teh wattur from Ioway! Tihs is wattur from Stoli! Oar is it Abba-so-lute? No wunder yu is stumbleeng rownd.
It iz????? Reeleee? *taists wattur* “shock” OOOOO!!! Taht prittee strong!
Do yoo spose lolcatburlar had sum too – she wuz slyding around!
*tiptoes nervously to starting point*
*starts running in place*
*starts running toward watters*
*slides, does a belly floop*
Hay! Who leaved teh door to teh Nawty Barn open?
*slides hed first into a bale of nawty hay*
Hay!
*stands up wif hed stuck in hay bale*
*stumbles out of Nawty Barn to get cheezpeeps to halp*
Guise? Hello? A little halp? *spits hay from mouf*
*stumbles forward, steps on slidy thingy, slips, slides reer end first into teh NB again*
OUTCH!
Um, Janet? Did u lose ur pitchfork? ’cause I think I finded it… STICKING INTO MAH TUSHIE!!!
OH!! lcb! Ai ar so sowweeeee!! Ai ment to put it away. Ai wuz feeding Petunia an BR and mai noo Unique Orn! (wuz mai birfday presen from cweenmmj
)
But – *tug tug tug* It’s reelee stuck! EEEEEEKKKK!!! (taht shud werk)
Romeow – got ene idears???
Sumbudde cawl???
Need help wif dat pitchfork ??
Yay!! Yoo herd mee! ai think we gotz teh pitchfork (ai uze it fur mai umbrellee, yoo know!) taken care ov.
But we wud need sum halp with teh peepl catchee thing.
Oar – sumwun cud go walk awn the creoss beem – it’s at LEES t 10 inches wide!!
An see if we can simplee get lcb to scrinch her way to teh hayloft??
***climbs to catwalk***
**starts walkin gracefully on cross beem wif a parasol in mai hand**
Heer ai come,LCB….hang awn !!!
LCB, Iz tryin to find u, butts teh whirled iz still spinning and looping round and round.
*step step bump, stumble, step step*
*boink, bump, splat*
*pics myseff up again, step, step, slyde slyde slyde*
LCB, ware r u?
Romeow! Ai just tugged teh pitcheefork out! An she LEEEEEEEEPED way up an luk!! UP!! She’s klinging on to teh crossbeem up there!!
Oh, up THERE!!!
Kwik, sumbuddy get teh peeple catchy fing (nawt teh trampoline), or get Woodchuck’s bellee.
Hang on, LCB! You’re doing fine! Just hang on – we’re getting teh reskew party assembled.
*whispers to Janet*
I hopes she can pull herseff up so she can sit on top ov teh crossbeem. I doan kno hao long she can hang on!
*yells to LCB*
Don’t wurry, LCB, I’ll catch you!
I yoozhoollee keep mai belleh wif mee.
Does LCB need it agin?
She better nawt bounce offa me agin! She cud git hert taht wai.
Ai has an idea! We can bring aut Petunia. She reelee laiks locaburglar.
An BR can jump up an balance awn her.
an tehn mai liddle Unique Orn (ai still haven’t naymed him – ene ideas???)
an get up on BR.
An then YOOOO, Romeow – can get up on teh Unque Orn.
an mebbee yoo can reech her.
Anukki an ai can stay heer – maybe fetch teh peeple cactcher thingee – inc casy – sumwun – falls???
Otay, yew awl stay stackded up there whilt Janet and I goes tu fetch teh peepul catcher thingee.
*tugs*
Wow, it reely hevvy. We needs sum helpz.
And whutevver yu du, LCB – DOAN’T fawl awn teh pointy end of the Unique Orn whu has no naim. Outch!
Ayez halpin, butz Aye doan fink wii iz aimin tu god. Yz LCB hangin siedwaiz liek dat?
We DOOO need halp! Where! Where iz D Marie???? She iz AWLWAIZ heer wehn we need s teh PCT!!!
D MARIE! D MARIE WHERE AR YOOOOOOOO! WE NEEDS YOO!
*sigh* *sniff* It’s no use. She’s nawt heer. *sniff* Can we save ar deer lcb wiffaut D Marie???
Nd ai stil dunt noze hoo iz DMarie. sownz liek awlmost CC.
OK, Janet! I’ll climb up, and iffs I can reech her, I’ll grab her in mah beeg floofy arms and carry our petite flower, LCB to safety.
Is dat Petunia coming ober heer?
Yup! Petunia, BR AND Unique Orn!
*Petunia stands under way-up-hai lcb*
*wif a mitee leep, BR lands awn Petunia’s bak*
*liddle Unique Orn leeps frum floor to Petunia’s behine to BR’s bak*
Awl stand still*
*Anu and JCH4K hold teh peepul catchy theengy steddy*
Okai,ai has walked to where LCB iz….
Come on,let go…dere iz peeps holdin teh catchy thingy…
let go…let go…..
Ok, Petunia, stand steddy. And let me help BR tu clamber up. Come ovver heere, liddle Unique Orn (aren’t yu just teh cutest thing?) and climb up on me tehn you can hop over and up. Who’s next?
*smilez prowdlee* He reelee iz just DARLING, izn’t hee???
Iz it mah turn?
Anukki and Janet, duz it luk like when I gets up there dat I’ll b able to reech LCB?
Well, heer goes!
I needs to get a running start. Petunia, hold still, Iz gonna hab to use ur rump as a springboard to gets to teh top.
*run run run*
*Romeow piks up speed wif a determined luk on hims face*
*run run run LEAP*
*lands on Petunia’s rump and springs past BR and liddle Unique Orn*
*nuffing but silence*
Taaa Daaaa! I landed on teh top and eberywon is still standing still!
Ai will submit this wif a BRilleynt cap an maek teh frunt page in wunDAY!!!!
*shouts up to Romeow*
Can yoo reech lcb???? Luks gud frum down heer.
An anukki and EEk an ai ar reddee shud. . .enething. . .happen
Well, I can reech teh crossbeem, buts I doan see LCB!
Our peeramid on top ov Petunia iz doing grate, butts I’m glad u awl hab teh Red Peeple Catchy Fing down there.
Duz u hab a better vantage point to see ware LCB iz?
I fink she left to get pizza….sed sumfing abowt bein hungree and her blud shugars awn a lower fred….
???? Its kinda dark! But – no. Ai dont’ see her. Purrhaps wehn
Eeeeek told hur to let go – she gotted reelee skeered an scootched to teh odde end – an jumped off into the hayloft????
She cud bee hiding in teh hay!
*muffled sneeze*
I gets allergic smelling hay. Hay! Who turned out teh lites? Whut’s this scratchy stuffs all over me?
And why is teh stoli gone?
She. . .she. . .she left?????? She left us heer – wif Romeow purrforming feets wertee ov teh Cirque du Soliel!! An she went to get – a pizza?????
Ai noo she cudn’t leeve! LOL! Romeow – can yoo jump over into teh hayloft an brush lcb off? She luks laik teh Scarecrow in “Wikid.”
OK, I’z gonna climb ups on teh crossbeem and see iffs I can find her.
*duz a pull up and hip sirkle onto the crossbeem*
*walks over to the hayloft*
LCB! Wat r u doin ober HEER???
*gulps* UP?
Will there be firemans on hand to reskew me?
Oh fur heaven’s sake – LCB, u’ve been drinkin!
*brushs off teh hay frum LCB*
Pleese, tri to stand still LCB, u iz swaying wile I’z trying to brush u off.
*slurred*
No, U is swaying! Don’t rush off…
LCB, duz u reely wants to hab teh firemans see u in dis condishun?
Wate – doan answer dat.
Janet, hao duz we get down frum heer?
Whares mah BFF wif teh grene shuz? *sobs* She doesn’t lubs me anymoar, doues she?
Shud we jus jumps into teh catchy thingy ???
*voice from above in grid*
wanna hand?
Oh, stop ur blubbering.
Yes, she still lubs u…we awl lub u.
Y else duz u fink we wud go froo awl dis trubble to reskew u?
Don’t u see awl ur frenz wif teh peeramid and teh Red Peeple Catchy Fing?
Dat’s awl fur U.
*rope comes zinging by*
*rope starts to wiggle*
*buzzing noise from rope*
Oh lcb! WAI wud yoo want a firemans wehn ROMEOW is heer!!???
But thats OK! Romeow iz gonna bring yoo down – just wak wif Romeow to the liddle balconee – an then the staris (ober wun hundred yeers old)! But saife!!
An just bee carefull ov teh slpperee water slyde.
But look! Ai hav to leef an go see mai Ant. EEK an Anukki – wud yoo pleez put Peuna and BR and Unique Orn bak in there stalls? An gib tehm these appul slices an shugar cubes ? an sum ov taht hay taht gotted knocke down.
An ebreewun. Heer – awn this liddle tabul – ar several clippurs. Pleez cu yursleves sum BEEG bouquets ov teh beyootiful mock oranj blossoms. Az yoo see they ar in full bloom rite nao – an these bushes ar Gnormous!!! Yoo can hav an much as yoo laik.
An it is dusk. The scent iz speshullee potent nao. Just stand still an sniff eh ari? Isn’ it habbenlee????
Oh, lcb , ai wuz heer wif da bangaidz nd awl hel bork luse. nd yu wuz up ware ai cudn reech yu. Yu noze ai getz dizy up awn da rafturz. du yu hurtz ennyplais els but yur pichfokrd bhined?
An yoo can hav sum flours, too! They ar reelee prittee!!
Ai leeve it awl in yur an Romeow’s and Annukki an EEEK’s hans.
Ai’ll chek in wehn ai get bak an see waht happened!!!
*SOBS*
U guise is so good to me and I is such a bother! I don’t deserve u as franz.
*sob sob sob hiccup sob*
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥]]]]]]]]]]]]]] yu por fing. nd yu stil dint getz yur pizza. Sumbuddee cawl fur pizza stat. Naow yu let romeow heop yu daown.
We will takes it frum heer,Janet….
fanks fer teh bokays !!
*ZZZZzzzzzzz……zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz….zzzzzzz*
*SHD in rigging harness repelling..rappeling…rap, coming in on rope*
howdy, express elebator to floor, one stop, wanna ride?
OK, stagehanddan, iffs u get on one side, I’ll gets on teh odder and we’ll get our wet noodle bak down to earff.
Gmawairzgreneshuz, I fink LCB mite needs sum asspirin as well as teh bandages.
Wait u guise! I wanna tells u a story. Lissen, lissen, lissen.
This one time, after tubing? I was in teh hotel room and had teh remote for teh TV in mah hand and …
*passes out*
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
OH!! Ai fugot! If yoo laik, yoo can com around the haus an sit awn the frunt proch! Los of comfy wikker chairz wif pillows.
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An we can brak out teh apfelkorn!! An ai haz sum Sambuca – an sum Chiani – an this nice bottlol ov Valpolicella!! Oar iced tee??? Lemonade? An purrhaps sumc chawklit biscotte? Oar these nice peenut budder cookiees. An there sum caek lef over frim mai Mom’s birfday!
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It’s reelee prittee luking out over fieldz. Too bad teh firefliez aren’t out yet!
okey-dokey, climb on and grab harness, Romeow…um, grab lcb as well if ya will.
red-eye?
oh deer, she’s passed out. *thinks*, *thinks some more*,
oooookaaaaayyy. here goes, *wears lcb like a stole (fashionable of corse)*
Romeo, ya ready?
*opens one eye*
“Like a stole”? Hardy har har.
*passes out*
don’t look down.
look out belooooooOOOOOOO….urk.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZIP…boing.
*bounce*
Ready! Let’s GO!
Finkso she be neding sum ub Tidmum’s parrot seed pilz wen she waikz up. Wai she jumpz awlawai up dere n e waiz? sillee gurl awlwaiz getz intu trubbul but we lubz hur ennywaiz.
*sniff..sniff*
you guize smell sumtin?
*looks at gloves* *they be smokin!*
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa*yank*urk
*detaches from rope*
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa*
Oh NOES!!!!
*grabs watter bukkit what is alwais hanging besied teh dore in teh nawty barn and douses stagehanddan’s pawses*
Are yu awl in wun piece?
*catches LCB frum where stagehanddan and romeow dropped her inna hay.*
*tucks awl into soft spots in teh hay*
*wraps awl in softee blankies frum teh CCC*
*puts some ‘hare of teh goggie’ next to LCB, who will surely need it when she awakens*
Whew!
many many tank-ewes, that was mai dating hand.
*snerk*
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}ar yu otai? du yu nede nekxt tu last aid? ai getz sum bangaidz fur yur tushie. gud fing tushie “materyul” duznt blede tu badlee. Letz get awl dat hayz orf yu. wut? down yur WHAT?
I fink LCB is feelin no payne, frum teh Stoli oar Abba-so-lute taht she bin slydin’ round in. But we gotta git her daun furm there, befoar sumwun gets hurt.
Hay iz fur Petunia.
(Nebber maind, dis maed sinse wehn it wuz undur teh commint wae up teh fred, b4 teh akrobatik rezcu bgan.)
*trundle, trundle, trundle*
*piddy-pad, piddy pad, piddy-pad*
*rapz lawng tayle arown liddy pikn noez”
*Sssssslllllyyyydddddddeeeeeeeee*
*gigloling awl teh wai ohn teh belleh*
Oh oh, gotz waddur en mai pouch… shore hoepz jr. iz owt bizitin frenz
Tanks fer teh compleemint on mai dansin, Romeow!
Iz bin in an owt heer, wif moar reedin an lurkin tahn chattin.
Butt I hasn’t fergotten hao to SLYYYYYYYYYYYD on mah belleh!
Oooops! Ment fer tihs to bee posted wai up dere sumware.
We going tu se da rabbitz fur da wartur? dey gotz lawtz rite naow.
Woodchuck!! Ar yoo stlll heer? An ai see Romeow iz down below!
Maybee wee cud do a dans fur anukki laik we used to doo? Wif awl uv us slyding awn ar belleez!
We cud get sum water frum Iowa an maek sumthing reelee slipperee!
WP iz VEREE mysterious!
(nest got too full above) Fankz Janet fur da flowrz. Dey ar lublee. * duz ennybuddee fink janet iz traing tu get heop wif hur yardwerkz?* But we can sit awn hur porshe nd has sum drinkeez aftur we clenez up hur yard nd maibe da fyrflyz wil cum.
Concatshoelaces awn ur Nawt Sekund, Anukki! Whut wuld u liek fur drinkeez nd dansing?
Fank ewe catsablanca! I iz dee liteded! I can has tihs dantz, whatsoever it mai tern owt tu bee?
Hummmm… Wit muffins I laik a nyse glass of mylk. Must bee oh-so-cold.
Heer u goe, 1 reeely larj glazz ov icee-cold mylk (uz gonna nede a larj glazz 2 goe wif teh huuuj muffinz).
Fankoo agen!
*taiks big slurp*
WOW taht’s reely reely cowld! Mutch brrrr! Do yew theenk I coulld has a blankee frum teh CCC, even if tehere is no splort involved?
Heer, taek dis sof yallow blankee wif teh paw printz onnit nd rap it arownd u. Hab a byte ob teh wamr muffinz, dat wil hlep wamr u upz. (Sew wil teh dansing!)
Correckt awn awl cownts!
*snuggles into sawft blankee*
*nibbles dayntelly awn muffin with extra floof*
Yum!
AND I dantz dantz dantz!
But foar dantsing… I cain’t theenk of a theeng! Surge jest shuns?
iz kinda parshul to teh beegees wif da disco dansin
we can has disco dans?
Woant we awl loose ower own muffintops if we does sutch viggerus dantzing?
2 laet…..heerz ur song, nd Ai wuld b happeetayl 2 dans wif u, Anukki (Ai wuz arownd fur dis wehn it wuz poplur).
http://www.rhapsody.com/player?type=track&id=tra.16354996&remote=false&page=&pageregion=&guid=&from=&reloadInstall=true
U mite need tu tell me waht tihs sawng is, Catsablanca. I don’t has teh downlode needed.
Swry, trai dis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcPdzsL0kMQ&feature=related
dey has sloe songz too
hao abowt “hao deep iz ur luv?”?
Aks nd u shall receib! (Butt Ai r nawt sloe dansin wif ene ober gurl kittehs!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kzGFT5LDL4
*Whispurrz to Experiment 626 “fanks fur teh ideea….goe klik awn teh linkee belowz.”
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
Im a womans cat: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, Ive been kicked around
Since I was born.
Fanks Catsablanca!1!
Mai pleazurz!
I can haz bigger kitteh bed?
OW
FOOT CRAMPS
I HAS THEM.
I will take a dozen.
I lyk teh dusting of cinomnom on teh top. I want a baykerz duzzen. After awl, tihs iz Frydai teh tihrteenth!
I can has a mix? Ginger, tabby, extra floof…
In Sobiet Rush-hour, baskit haz y00! Mebbe kitteh shld fetch a bukkit…
I was visiting my bro and his wife (who, coincidentally, is also my SIL) oncet and my SIL wented into teh spare bedroom they used for a offis to get something and came out a few seconds later laffing. She beckoned me in and pointed at teh desk.
On teh desk there was a cardboard box u could hang hanging folders in. In teh cardboard box u could hang hanging folders in was their two boi kittehs, being a double muffin top, or a kitteh soufflay. This was before everybuddy hads a camera in their watch and stuff, so we diddn’t get a pic of it, but it was teh funny.
U could tell that teh kittehs knowed they was being teh silly but they didn’t care.
I can juss see it happen.
Hey, luks liek u habs a gud spot. Mind iffs I climb in wif u?
So what you like Anukki for your nawt-second treat?
Wups — has alreddi spokn.
Fankoo foar asking, TML. Purr haps yew could luk up some referentz in yer ecksten… exte…. rilly big liberry?
deer ceilingcat,
tahnk u for ICHC, wich i love moar an moar evry day!
a men
a wimmin
A nom
*tee hee*
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a choo
*sniff*
A ahz
:snerk:
O wayt! mayk dat
…
a :snerk:
Ohai, Aaahz.. Howd yore skayting go??? Goldin medel tyme??
**ahem… iz dis myk awn? testin testin**
And now for the awards for the Adult Jumps Only Event,
In first (excuse me, “not second”) place, representing the ICHC Skate Club, receiving the gold medal is … Aahz!
*cheerz* *lawtsa flasheebubz poppin*
Akshullee, I reelee DID gitz da gowld meddle IRL 4 dis ebbint! I wuz spryzd! But da tuff wun iz gunna b n da mornin win I skaytz da freeskayt ebbint. Iz skaytin aginst da gy dat beeted me last tym plus wun moar gy……… I gotz mai werkz cutted owt 4 me… Weesh me lukz!!1!
O, n 2 PercyCat, hoo aksded wat mew-zik I wuz skaytin 2, da ansur iz “Lownlee Peepl” bai Styx frum Pair-o-Dice Theeyatur
Yay, Aahz!! Clappity clap floofy paws!!!
*teh krowd goze crazee* * tehre iz jumpin upz an downz.. clappin’ ov floofie pawz…baloonz R releesed…cweenfetti falls frum the sky*
*Wheeeee…..* Yaaaayy Aahz…. an gud luck in teh mornin’.!!!
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Fankee, fankee! But I gotzta gitz n bed ifn I wanna gitz up n tym 4 mai urlee, URLEE mornin praktiss tym…
Nytee nyt, n fankee agin!
Hoapfulee, weel havz moar sillybraytin 2morroe………
* jumpis upz an downz.. clapps floofie pawz…releeses baloonz*
{{{{{Aaz!!!}}} Ai am so happee taht yoo wun teh gold medal!!
But ov CORSE yoo did!!! Yoo ar frum ICHC!!! An we ar awl rooting fur yoo!!
An – Ai weeshes yoo lukz! tomorrow in da freeskayt ebbint. Do yoo hav
a theme?? Ai wish wee cud see you!! Such fun THAT wud bee.
Yeah fur Aahz!!!
Iz SO HAPPEH and Prowd ov U!!!
Meny happeh SalCows fur u!
A brain
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If I ownlee had …
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Datz akshullee uh pun, cuz Aahz haz nuffin 2 doo wif Oz…
But da sawng steel applyz…
wuzzint Aazh frum Perv? Oar iz Aye bememberin taht rong?
Ooohh, smammie! Ur rite! R u uh Rawburt Asprin fan?
iffin Aye tole U Aye wuz teh beeg fan ob teh Troll’s sister, wud dat gib U a klew?
oar dat wunce Aye had ah Koi cawled “Big Julie”?
O, u muss meen Tanda! U can haz green hayr?
Mai hare iz grey, but wii noa Granma wearz green shuz…
Snicker… gurl Trollz ar Trollopez, iz dat nawt teh bestest pun?
always figgerd Aahz for a perv, glad to know it is after all a Pervect.
Aye gnu dere wuz ah reezin U maek mii laff. Koala-tea reedin.
wahl, I dew read like a fiend, all but snorting the ink offa de pages, ya know?
ohai guys n gals………. howz ebbrywun dis ebening?
jamamakitty,
sad to say, ready to chew nails and spit schrapnel
oh mai
wut is teh problolm?
the job I have to do sometimes, the people I have to work with sometimes, the jobs coming up in the near future. The next one, hurts, and I without fail end up bleeding and or bruised somewhere.
yebbutt, doncha get teh wolfgana puk food? gotta have sum trade offs………..
i get tew drive nice cars in my job…that’s mai trade offs
True, verry tru. Unfortunately, the really good food is part of the problem. I’ve gained 20lbs working here. Since I have to be able to fit through a gap 8 inches high, every pound makes a difference.
On to happier things, Waddya get to drive?! Huh? Huh? Huh? TellmeTellmeTellme. Pleeeeaaase?
ai gets tew drive teh lexus ob all types, teh Mercedes, teh Porsches, lots ob Beeemers……. all teh fancy exec cars ob teh company. sum Escalades…… wutebber teh guys want to trai out wen deys gettin a noo car an takin to dealer after dey gets em…
Sweet, half of those mentioned I haven’t seen the inside of much less driven. Although I bet I’ve driven a bigger Mercedes than you have.
Didya know Mercedes make trucks too?
you nebber noes who yer talkin tew………. ai wuz a teamster for 10 years……. drove a k-wopper wit a 5 and a 4 in around 1979. an various odder truks a little newer dan dat…… dump trukin and den drivin semi for boeing. ai hab a pikshur ob me by a trailer of a 747 engine on it that i hauled…….. will hab tew dig it out for grins
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1343545
Outstanding. Then you are one of the few who has a true understanding about paying off 5 years of purgatory driving that be-damned L1319. I was passed by Yugo on the highway.
long time ago……….. too much traffic dese dais!! think ai’ll stik wit teh cars now……. well has a gud ebening. fink ai weel turn in…. see yew on down teh rode!!!
later, rest well.
bless u
CRAPZ! Muh baving suit, muh Police konsert teeshrt, an now dis, ebbeyting seems to hab shrunked obber the winter.
Ohai, Sol, yu bin missing da funz fur daiz oar wekez. glad yu ar bak in tiem fur da wartur slydz.
Well come bak, Sol. We missd u.
Comfy baskit… Naaaaaaice :3
Iz nawt ur baskit…
Is mah happy place!
Kat looks comfy, but how??
Dis kitteh muffin top iz so bery nice.
.
Teh muffin tops spooching ober teh tops ov teh pants…nawt so mush.
Oh, do u kno teh muffin cat,
teh muffin cat, teh muffin cat…
Hee libs dahn Drury Lane…
Muffin Kitteh haz maed sum muffins but hee iz keepin tehm warm 4 u!
Shhh sneakin to picnic
Brekfuss Popovers: Kitteh gibbs taht baiked guudie a whol neu meenyng!
(Hims awlsoe kynda luuks liek a haut-aire baulloon taht haz bin moored onna graound foar teh nite;)
Iyn enny caise, hims iys a BYG BOI!!!!!!!!!
but thinks he ar tiny kitten
Kitteh nawt too beeg,
baskit iz too small.
Bodhisatva kitteh ar meditating
A-tisket a-tasket
A kitteh in a basket
It fit teh kitteh like a glove
And so he wants to ‘dopt it
Okai…has dat storee accrued enuf interest yet???
Ahnd fanks fer teh toaster!
If’n u wait until teh end of teh quarter u will find that teh interest will have accrued substantially.
U won’t has to wait too long, since a quarter doesn’t go as far as it used to.
****sigh****
Ai gibs up !!!!
Well, u see… I hasn’t hads mah dinners yet and I needs to get something to boost mah blood shugars before I can relate my adventures with electronic devices. U can waits a little longer, plz? kthxletsorderpizza
U can order pizza…ai will finish my chikkun pot pie.
Hai lcb! Wudn’t yoo laik to come up – way up – and dans teh woodchuck dans wif Annukki and me?? and Romeow –
ROMEOW!! R YOO STILL HEER??/ COME UP AN DANSE WIF US!!! PLEEZ !
*gulp* UP?
Will there be firemans on hand to reskew me?
I doan kno about firemans, but Woodchuck’s bellee saved u lass tiem.
I fink mah belleh got heer tu layt tihs tym. I saw sumfin abowt a Petoonia an sum fyrmens…
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I trai to be on tym neckst tym.
Muffin taupe kitteh
sitz inna baskit taht is
way tu smawl foar him.
Why duzzint kitteh
Ask fer a larger baskit?
Dis we do nawt know
Purrhaps his mama
Lefft him tihs liddle baskit
Adn now he’s attached.
dis kitteh is in de bredbaskit…in de catloaf posishun. Shuld we serb him wif dinner?
We culd hab …
Angel caek (furr dezert)
Biskits
Cawliflower wif cheez
D…
Dilly rollz
Eggflowr soup
Fronsh cut grenebenez
G
Grayvee over everyfing
hawt cocoa
Ice Creeme
J
Jiant froot salad
Keewee included
Limez n lemonz, 2
M….
Jambahlyeah
Korn awn teh cob
Lemahnaid,
M….
Muffins…..
Nectarines…..
Olives….
P….
Peppurrs, red nd grene
Quiznos sammiches
Raspberriez
S…
Sald (poe-tay-toez)
Turkii (wif stuffin)
Ugli fruut (nawt agin!!!)
V….
Salid wif gud toppins
Treets for baskit-kitty
Uvver good fings
V….
Veel medallions…
Weiners….
Xtra hot wingz….
Yoders tater salid….
Zingers(do they still mayke doze?)
eekthecat.. warz ur lubberlii abatar atz?
ummmmm-yummy, veal medallionz FTW
Ai down’t know….ai am logged into werdpress & ebberyfing…nawt sure wut ai’m doin wrong!
Lukz dlishus but shud it be sum brwon awn taup? My silly wun duz dis fing ina shubaux. maibe she finkz sheza sandal.
What a coincidence! The prairie dog over at cuteoverload has love handles.
iz nawt fat.. iz..uhm.. stuffehn.
Breadcat haz
too much yeest
Wait gayne sumtymes comes frum too much loafin!
Troo, troo, berry troo!!!
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Letz rise abuv thet.
Creosote Kitteh
luks like he kud yooz a wafur-thin mint…
“Uh bukkit 4 messir…”
Fat kitteh is blissfully unaware.
Att lawng lasst, a QTE muffuhn tawp!!!
I can has spreenkels on dat mufin?
I r tiny kitn
super funny
Teh onlee eckseptable wayz fur a muffin topz iz on a lolcat!!!