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  1. Anukki says:

    Whadda bulge!

    • Plast|K says:

      daz waht she sayz

    • Anukki says:

      Ok, Woodchuck, let’s have muffins wit cinomnom on teh top! Sounds dee-lish-us!

      • woodchuck says:

        Daon belo, TehMadLibrarian sugjestz a mix, wif sum Ginger, sum Tabby, sum wif extra floof. Taht wai, wee can pleez ebereebuddee.
        .
        Muffinz for awl, on me!

        • Anukki says:

          Woo Hoo! I am a berry happi Anu wif awl deese choitsez. Do you fink I could has some of tohse wit teh extra floofiness? Looks yummie.

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Woodchuck!! Ar yoo stlll heer? An ai see Romeow iz down below!

          Maybee wee cud do a dans fur anukki laik we used to doo? Wif awl uv us slyding awn ar belleez!

          We cud get sum water frum Iowa an maek sumthing reelee slipperee! :D

          • Anukki says:

            JCH4K, yew is teh jeenyus! Taht is teh nawt secund thing I thot of when I saw teh noble naim of teh Woodchuck awlso! Bellee slydin! Woo Hoo!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              AI KNOW! Nawt ai ar a jeenyus. Ai’ve been thinking ov Woodchuck eneway – an waht fun teh belee slding wuz.

              We can just start – ah hope teh otters (an udders oar ummm odders? LOL! )
              joyn in wif us!

              *tosses wader* SPPPLLLIIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

              Do you think tath iz long enuf????

              *runs* *ssllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyydes awn bellee* Whoooo Hoooooo!!!

              Yur turn, Anukki!! ;)

              • Anukki says:

                Splishee sploshee intu posishun
                luks rite
                luks leff
                taiks sum runnie steps… and…
                SSSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!
                I dunno if taht is lawng enuf. slyding is so berry mush fun!

              • woodchuck says:

                I iz slyyyyydin to teh lef, and
                slyyyyyyyydin to teh ryte!
                .
                Slydin up and daon,
                and slyyyyydin all arown!
                .
                Butt I tihnks I will stai wai frum Cedar Rapids.
                Did yoo eber heer ov a rapid woodchuck?
                .
                Mee neever.

          • Anukki says:

            Purrhaps we could borrow taht lawng slydee thing taht is inna corm mer shulz on teh teevee? And we could slyde foar blawks and blawks.

          • Romeow says:

            Oh, I wud lub to do a bellee slyde danse!
            .
            *slyde slyde slippity slyde*
            .
            Nobuddy duz dat danse as well as mah round bellied fren, Woodchuck.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              *slydes wif Romeow*

              *slyde slyde slippity slyde* *slyde slyde slippity slyde* *slyde slyde slippity slyde*

              *taeks Romeow bai teh paws* *spins Romeow around awn bellee in a serkel*

              *lets go* *Romeow sllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyydddddeeesssssss awl the way to teh end!!!

              Wheeeeeee! Woodchuck shud drop bai moar offen!! :D

              • Romeow says:

                Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
                Wooooo…dat waz a gud spin, JCH4K! U hab kwite an arm on u!
                Didz I juss dwink too meny mancattans? Cuz I feel bery dizzee.
                *stumbles round, bumping into fings*
                Janet, r u standing on ur hed, or iz it juss meh?

                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                  Ov CORSE ai ar standing awn mai hed!! LOL!! NOo!!! *gigglol* Itz just yoo!

                  But luk!!! lolcatburglar!! TAHT wuz amaizing! Rite thru the barn doors! An they wernt’ eben open!!!

                  ai think we bedder go in a see waht she’s “up” to! ;)

                • Anukki says:

                  Hummmm… *taists wattur* Hay! Tihs isn’t teh wattur from Ioway! Tihs is wattur from Stoli! Oar is it Abba-so-lute? No wunder yu is stumbleeng rownd.

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    It iz????? Reeleee? *taists wattur* “shock” OOOOO!!! Taht prittee strong!

                    Do yoo spose lolcatburlar had sum too – she wuz slyding around!

            • *tiptoes nervously to starting point*

              *starts running in place*

              *starts running toward watters*

              *slides, does a belly floop*

              Hay! Who leaved teh door to teh Nawty Barn open?

              *slides hed first into a bale of nawty hay*

            • Anukki says:

              Hay!

              • *stands up wif hed stuck in hay bale*

                *stumbles out of Nawty Barn to get cheezpeeps to halp*

                Guise? Hello? A little halp? *spits hay from mouf*

                *stumbles forward, steps on slidy thingy, slips, slides reer end first into teh NB again*

                OUTCH!

                Um, Janet? Did u lose ur pitchfork? ’cause I think I finded it… STICKING INTO MAH TUSHIE!!!

                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                  OH!! lcb! Ai ar so sowweeeee!! Ai ment to put it away. Ai wuz feeding Petunia an BR and mai noo Unique Orn! (wuz mai birfday presen from cweenmmj ;) )

                  But – *tug tug tug* It’s reelee stuck! EEEEEEKKKK!!! (taht shud werk)

                  Romeow – got ene idears???

                  • eeckthecat says:

                    Sumbudde cawl???
                    Need help wif dat pitchfork ??

                    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                      Yay!! Yoo herd mee! ai think we gotz teh pitchfork (ai uze it fur mai umbrellee, yoo know!) taken care ov.

                      But we wud need sum halp with teh peepl catchee thing.

                      Oar – sumwun cud go walk awn the creoss beem – it’s at LEES t 10 inches wide!!

                      An see if we can simplee get lcb to scrinch her way to teh hayloft??

                • Romeow says:

                  LCB, Iz tryin to find u, butts teh whirled iz still spinning and looping round and round.
                  *step step bump, stumble, step step*
                  *boink, bump, splat*
                  *pics myseff up again, step, step, slyde slyde slyde*
                  LCB, ware r u?

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    Romeow! Ai just tugged teh pitcheefork out! An she LEEEEEEEEPED way up an luk!! UP!! She’s klinging on to teh crossbeem up there!!

                    • Romeow says:

                      Oh, up THERE!!!
                      Kwik, sumbuddy get teh peeple catchy fing (nawt teh trampoline), or get Woodchuck’s bellee.
                      Hang on, LCB! You’re doing fine! Just hang on – we’re getting teh reskew party assembled.
                      *whispers to Janet*
                      I hopes she can pull herseff up so she can sit on top ov teh crossbeem. I doan kno hao long she can hang on!
                      *yells to LCB*
                      Don’t wurry, LCB, I’ll catch you!

                      • woodchuck says:

                        I yoozhoollee keep mai belleh wif mee.
                        Does LCB need it agin?
                        She better nawt bounce offa me agin! She cud git hert taht wai.

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    Ai has an idea! We can bring aut Petunia. She reelee laiks locaburglar.

                    An BR can jump up an balance awn her.

                    an tehn mai liddle Unique Orn (ai still haven’t naymed him – ene ideas???)
                    an get up on BR.

                    An then YOOOO, Romeow – can get up on teh Unque Orn.

                    an mebbee yoo can reech her.

                    Anukki an ai can stay heer – maybe fetch teh peeple cactcher thingee – inc casy – sumwun – falls???

                    • Anukki says:

                      Otay, yew awl stay stackded up there whilt Janet and I goes tu fetch teh peepul catcher thingee.

                      *tugs*
                      Wow, it reely hevvy. We needs sum helpz.

                      • Anukki says:

                        And whutevver yu du, LCB – DOAN’T fawl awn teh pointy end of the Unique Orn whu has no naim. Outch!

                      • smammie says:

                        Ayez halpin, butz Aye doan fink wii iz aimin tu god. Yz LCB hangin siedwaiz liek dat?

                      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                        We DOOO need halp! Where! Where iz D Marie???? She iz AWLWAIZ heer wehn we need s teh PCT!!!

                        D MARIE! D MARIE WHERE AR YOOOOOOOO! WE NEEDS YOO!

                        *sigh* *sniff* It’s no use. She’s nawt heer. *sniff* Can we save ar deer lcb wiffaut D Marie??? :(

                    • Romeow says:

                      OK, Janet! I’ll climb up, and iffs I can reech her, I’ll grab her in mah beeg floofy arms and carry our petite flower, LCB to safety.
                      Is dat Petunia coming ober heer?

                      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                        Yup! Petunia, BR AND Unique Orn!

                        *Petunia stands under way-up-hai lcb*

                        *wif a mitee leep, BR lands awn Petunia’s bak*

                        *liddle Unique Orn leeps frum floor to Petunia’s behine to BR’s bak*

                        Awl stand still*

                      • Anukki says:

                        *Anu and JCH4K hold teh peepul catchy theengy steddy*

                    • Anukki says:

                      Ok, Petunia, stand steddy. And let me help BR tu clamber up. Come ovver heere, liddle Unique Orn (aren’t yu just teh cutest thing?) and climb up on me tehn you can hop over and up. Who’s next?

                      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                        *smilez prowdlee* He reelee iz just DARLING, izn’t hee??? :D

                      • Romeow says:

                        Iz it mah turn?
                        Anukki and Janet, duz it luk like when I gets up there dat I’ll b able to reech LCB?
                        Well, heer goes!
                        I needs to get a running start. Petunia, hold still, Iz gonna hab to use ur rump as a springboard to gets to teh top.
                        *run run run*
                        *Romeow piks up speed wif a determined luk on hims face*
                        *run run run LEAP*
                        *lands on Petunia’s rump and springs past BR and liddle Unique Orn*
                        *nuffing but silence*
                        Taaa Daaaa! I landed on teh top and eberywon is still standing still!

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          :shock: WOW! Photo op! *klick* *flash* *klick* *flash*

                          Ai will submit this wif a BRilleynt cap an maek teh frunt page in wunDAY!!!! :D

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          *shouts up to Romeow*

                          Can yoo reech lcb???? Luks gud frum down heer.

                          An anukki and EEk an ai ar reddee shud. . .enething. . .happen

                        • Romeow says:

                          Well, I can reech teh crossbeem, buts I doan see LCB!
                          Our peeramid on top ov Petunia iz doing grate, butts I’m glad u awl hab teh Red Peeple Catchy Fing down there.
                          Duz u hab a better vantage point to see ware LCB iz?

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          I fink she left to get pizza….sed sumfing abowt bein hungree and her blud shugars awn a lower fred….

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          ???? Its kinda dark! But – no. Ai dont’ see her. Purrhaps wehn
                          Eeeeek told hur to let go – she gotted reelee skeered an scootched to teh odde end – an jumped off into the hayloft????

                          She cud bee hiding in teh hay!

                        • *muffled sneeze*

                          I gets allergic smelling hay. Hay! Who turned out teh lites? Whut’s this scratchy stuffs all over me?

                          And why is teh stoli gone?

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          She. . .she. . .she left?????? She left us heer – wif Romeow purrforming feets wertee ov teh Cirque du Soliel!! An she went to get – a pizza?????

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Ai noo she cudn’t leeve! LOL! Romeow – can yoo jump over into teh hayloft an brush lcb off? She luks laik teh Scarecrow in “Wikid.” :D

                        • Romeow says:

                          OK, I’z gonna climb ups on teh crossbeem and see iffs I can find her.
                          *duz a pull up and hip sirkle onto the crossbeem*
                          *walks over to the hayloft*
                          LCB! Wat r u doin ober HEER???

                        • *gulps* UP?

                          Will there be firemans on hand to reskew me?

                        • Romeow says:

                          Oh fur heaven’s sake – LCB, u’ve been drinkin!
                          *brushs off teh hay frum LCB*
                          Pleese, tri to stand still LCB, u iz swaying wile I’z trying to brush u off.

                        • *slurred*
                          No, U is swaying! Don’t rush off…

                        • Romeow says:

                          LCB, duz u reely wants to hab teh firemans see u in dis condishun?
                          Wate – doan answer dat.
                          Janet, hao duz we get down frum heer?

                        • Whares mah BFF wif teh grene shuz? *sobs* She doesn’t lubs me anymoar, doues she?

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          Shud we jus jumps into teh catchy thingy ???

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          *voice from above in grid*
                          wanna hand?

                        • Romeow says:

                          Oh, stop ur blubbering.
                          Yes, she still lubs u…we awl lub u.
                          Y else duz u fink we wud go froo awl dis trubble to reskew u?
                          Don’t u see awl ur frenz wif teh peeramid and teh Red Peeple Catchy Fing?
                          Dat’s awl fur U.

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          *rope comes zinging by*

                          *rope starts to wiggle*

                          *buzzing noise from rope*

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Oh lcb! WAI wud yoo want a firemans wehn ROMEOW is heer!!???
                          :D

                          But thats OK! Romeow iz gonna bring yoo down – just wak wif Romeow to the liddle balconee – an then the staris (ober wun hundred yeers old)! But saife!!

                          An just bee carefull ov teh slpperee water slyde.

                          But look! Ai hav to leef an go see mai Ant. EEK an Anukki – wud yoo pleez put Peuna and BR and Unique Orn bak in there stalls? An gib tehm these appul slices an shugar cubes ? an sum ov taht hay taht gotted knocke down.

                          An ebreewun. Heer – awn this liddle tabul – ar several clippurs. Pleez cu yursleves sum BEEG bouquets ov teh beyootiful mock oranj blossoms. Az yoo see they ar in full bloom rite nao – an these bushes ar Gnormous!!! Yoo can hav an much as yoo laik.

                          An it is dusk. The scent iz speshullee potent nao. Just stand still an sniff eh ari? Isn’ it habbenlee???? ;)

                        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

                          Oh, lcb , ai wuz heer wif da bangaidz nd awl hel bork luse. nd yu wuz up ware ai cudn reech yu. Yu noze ai getz dizy up awn da rafturz. du yu hurtz ennyplais els but yur pichfokrd bhined?

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          ;) O HAI stagehanddan! Yoo ar just in tiem! Yoo pleez halp Romeow wif lcb! She’s just a liddel tipsee! OOOOOHHHHH!! but dont’ let hur tip. .over!!

                          An yoo can hav sum flours, too! They ar reelee prittee!!

                          Ai leeve it awl in yur an Romeow’s and Annukki an EEEK’s hans.
                          Ai’ll chek in wehn ai get bak an see waht happened!!! :D

                        • *SOBS*
                          U guise is so good to me and I is such a bother! I don’t deserve u as franz.
                          *sob sob sob hiccup sob*

                        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

                          [[[[[[[[[[[[[[โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ]]]]]]]]]]]]]] yu por fing. nd yu stil dint getz yur pizza. Sumbuddee cawl fur pizza stat. Naow yu let romeow heop yu daown.

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          We will takes it frum heer,Janet….
                          fanks fer teh bokays !!

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          *ZZZZzzzzzzz……zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz….zzzzzzz*
                          *SHD in rigging harness repelling..rappeling…rap, coming in on rope*
                          howdy, express elebator to floor, one stop, wanna ride?

                        • Romeow says:

                          OK, stagehanddan, iffs u get on one side, I’ll gets on teh odder and we’ll get our wet noodle bak down to earff.
                          Gmawairzgreneshuz, I fink LCB mite needs sum asspirin as well as teh bandages.

                        • Wait u guise! I wanna tells u a story. Lissen, lissen, lissen.

                          This one time, after tubing? I was in teh hotel room and had teh remote for teh TV in mah hand and …

                          *passes out*

                          ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          OH!! Ai fugot! If yoo laik, yoo can com around the haus an sit awn the frunt proch! Los of comfy wikker chairz wif pillows.
                          .
                          An we can brak out teh apfelkorn!! An ai haz sum Sambuca – an sum Chiani – an this nice bottlol ov Valpolicella!! Oar iced tee??? Lemonade? An purrhaps sumc chawklit biscotte? Oar these nice peenut budder cookiees. An there sum caek lef over frim mai Mom’s birfday!
                          .
                          It’s reelee prittee luking out over fieldz. Too bad teh firefliez aren’t out yet!

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          okey-dokey, climb on and grab harness, Romeow…um, grab lcb as well if ya will.

                          red-eye?

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          oh deer, she’s passed out. *thinks*, *thinks some more*,

                          oooookaaaaayyy. here goes, *wears lcb like a stole (fashionable of corse)*

                          Romeo, ya ready?

                        • *opens one eye*

                          “Like a stole”? Hardy har har.

                          *passes out*

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          don’t look down.

                          look out belooooooOOOOOOO….urk.
                          zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZIP…boing.

                          *bounce*

                        • Romeow says:

                          Ready! Let’s GO!

                        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

                          Finkso she be neding sum ub Tidmum’s parrot seed pilz wen she waikz up. Wai she jumpz awlawai up dere n e waiz? sillee gurl awlwaiz getz intu trubbul but we lubz hur ennywaiz.

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          *sniff..sniff*
                          you guize smell sumtin?
                          *looks at gloves* *they be smokin!*

                          aaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa*yank*urk
                          *detaches from rope*
                          aaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa*

                        • Anukki says:

                          Oh NOES!!!!
                          *grabs watter bukkit what is alwais hanging besied teh dore in teh nawty barn and douses stagehanddan’s pawses*
                          Are yu awl in wun piece?

                        • Anukki says:

                          *catches LCB frum where stagehanddan and romeow dropped her inna hay.*
                          *tucks awl into soft spots in teh hay*
                          *wraps awl in softee blankies frum teh CCC*
                          *puts some ‘hare of teh goggie’ next to LCB, who will surely need it when she awakens*
                          Whew!

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          many many tank-ewes, that was mai dating hand.

                        • smammie says:

                          *snerk*

                • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

                  {{{{{{LCB}}}}}}ar yu otai? du yu nede nekxt tu last aid? ai getz sum bangaidz fur yur tushie. gud fing tushie “materyul” duznt blede tu badlee. Letz get awl dat hayz orf yu. wut? down yur WHAT?

                  • Anukki says:

                    I fink LCB is feelin no payne, frum teh Stoli oar Abba-so-lute taht she bin slydin’ round in. But we gotta git her daun furm there, befoar sumwun gets hurt.

              • catsablanca says:

                Hay iz fur Petunia.

                • catsablanca says:

                  (Nebber maind, dis maed sinse wehn it wuz undur teh commint wae up teh fred, b4 teh akrobatik rezcu bgan.)

            • smammie says:

              *trundle, trundle, trundle*
              *piddy-pad, piddy pad, piddy-pad*
              *rapz lawng tayle arown liddy pikn noez”
              *Sssssslllllyyyydddddddeeeeeeeee*
              *gigloling awl teh wai ohn teh belleh*

              Oh oh, gotz waddur en mai pouch… shore hoepz jr. iz owt bizitin frenz

            • woodchuck says:

              Tanks fer teh compleemint on mai dansin, Romeow!
              Iz bin in an owt heer, wif moar reedin an lurkin tahn chattin.
              Butt I hasn’t fergotten hao to SLYYYYYYYYYYYD on mah belleh!

          • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

            We going tu se da rabbitz fur da wartur? dey gotz lawtz rite naow.

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Woodchuck!! Ar yoo stlll heer? An ai see Romeow iz down below!

          Maybee wee cud do a dans fur anukki laik we used to doo? Wif awl uv us slyding awn ar belleez!

          We cud get sum water frum Iowa an maek sumthing reelee slipperee! ;)

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            WP iz VEREE mysterious!

          • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

            (nest got too full above) Fankz Janet fur da flowrz. Dey ar lublee. * duz ennybuddee fink janet iz traing tu get heop wif hur yardwerkz?* But we can sit awn hur porshe nd has sum drinkeez aftur we clenez up hur yard nd maibe da fyrflyz wil cum. :)

    • catsablanca says:

      Concatshoelaces awn ur Nawt Sekund, Anukki! Whut wuld u liek fur drinkeez nd dansing?

    • Anukki says:

      Hummmm… Wit muffins I laik a nyse glass of mylk. Must bee oh-so-cold.

      • catsablanca says:

        Heer u goe, 1 reeely larj glazz ov icee-cold mylk (uz gonna nede a larj glazz 2 goe wif teh huuuj muffinz).

        • Anukki says:

          Fankoo agen!
          *taiks big slurp*
          WOW taht’s reely reely cowld! Mutch brrrr! Do yew theenk I coulld has a blankee frum teh CCC, even if tehere is no splort involved?

    • Anukki says:

      But foar dantsing… I cain’t theenk of a theeng! Surge jest shuns?

  2. catdude says:

    I can haz bigger kitteh bed?

  3. Nikki-Nigel says:

    OW

    FOOT CRAMPS

    I HAS THEM.

  4. AliCat says:

    I will take a dozen.

  5. woodchuck says:

    I lyk teh dusting of cinomnom on teh top. I want a baykerz duzzen. After awl, tihs iz Frydai teh tihrteenth!

  6. poohbear3931 says:

    In Sobiet Rush-hour, baskit haz y00! Mebbe kitteh shld fetch a bukkit…

  7. I was visiting my bro and his wife (who, coincidentally, is also my SIL) oncet and my SIL wented into teh spare bedroom they used for a offis to get something and came out a few seconds later laffing. She beckoned me in and pointed at teh desk.

    On teh desk there was a cardboard box u could hang hanging folders in. In teh cardboard box u could hang hanging folders in was their two boi kittehs, being a double muffin top, or a kitteh soufflay. This was before everybuddy hads a camera in their watch and stuff, so we diddn’t get a pic of it, but it was teh funny.

    U could tell that teh kittehs knowed they was being teh silly but they didn’t care.

  8. TheMadLibrarian says:

    So what you like Anukki for your nawt-second treat?

  9. Michelle says:

    deer ceilingcat,

    tahnk u for ICHC, wich i love moar an moar evry day!

    a men

    • Anukki says:

      a wimmin

    • Romeow says:

      A nom

    • cheshirekittehkat says:

      {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{MICHELLE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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    • Aahz says:

      a choo
      *sniff*

      • catsablanca says:

        A ahz

          • Aahz says:

            O wayt! mayk dat

            a :snerk:

            • idansdansdans says:

              Ohai, Aaahz.. Howd yore skayting go??? Goldin medel tyme??

              • Aahz says:

                **ahem… iz dis myk awn? testin testin**

                And now for the awards for the Adult Jumps Only Event,
                In first (excuse me, “not second”) place, representing the ICHC Skate Club, receiving the gold medal is … Aahz!

                *cheerz* *lawtsa flasheebubz poppin*

                Akshullee, I reelee DID gitz da gowld meddle IRL 4 dis ebbint! I wuz spryzd! But da tuff wun iz gunna b n da mornin win I skaytz da freeskayt ebbint. Iz skaytin aginst da gy dat beeted me last tym plus wun moar gy……… I gotz mai werkz cutted owt 4 me… Weesh me lukz!!1!

                O, n 2 PercyCat, hoo aksded wat mew-zik I wuz skaytin 2, da ansur iz “Lownlee Peepl” bai Styx frum Pair-o-Dice Theeyatur

                • 3 Cattails says:

                  Yay, Aahz!! Clappity clap floofy paws!!!

                • idansdansdans says:

                  *teh krowd goze crazee* * tehre iz jumpin upz an downz.. clappin’ ov floofie pawz…baloonz R releesed…cweenfetti falls frum the sky*
                  *Wheeeee…..* Yaaaayy Aahz…. an gud luck in teh mornin’.!!! :lol:

                  ٣ ﮡ ﻳ โ€ข٭ยฐ+  ▫โ€ข٨∞▫*โ€ข ﻳ โ€ขโ€ก;ยค ░  ▫โ€ข٨ ∞ โ€ก; ยค٭ ยฐ +  ٣ ﮡﻳ โ€ข٭ ยฐ + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫โ€ข ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ โ€ข٭ยฐ+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ٨∞ โ€ก ; ยค ยฐ+  ﻳ โ€ข٭ยฐ+ ﻳ โ€ขโ€ก;ยค ░  ▫โ€ข٨ ∞ โ€ก; ยค٭ ยฐ +  ٣ ﮡﻳ โ€ข٭ ยฐ + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫โ€ข ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ โ€ข٭ยฐ+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ โ€ข ٭ยฐ٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ โ€ก;ยค  ▫โ€ข٨ ∞ โ€ก ; ยค ▫โ€ข٨ ∞ โ€ก;ยค٭ยฐ+ ٣ ﮡﻳ โ€ข٭ยฐ+ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ﮡﻳ โ€ข ٣ ٭ ยฐ + ж ٣ ▫โ€ข٨ ∞ ﻳ ยฐ โ€ข ٭ + ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ โ€ก; ยค  ﻳ โ€ขโ€ก;ยค ░  ▫โ€ข٨ ∞ โ€ก; ยค٭ ยฐ +  ٣ ﮡﻳ โ€ข٭ ยฐ + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫โ€ข ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ โ€ข٭ยฐ+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ  ▫ โ€ข٨ ∞ ﻳ โ€ข٭ยฐ+ж ٣ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ โ€ข٭ยฐ+ ж

                  • Aahz says:

                    Fankee, fankee! But I gotzta gitz n bed ifn I wanna gitz up n tym 4 mai urlee, URLEE mornin praktiss tym…

                    Nytee nyt, n fankee agin! :-) Hoapfulee, weel havz moar sillybraytin 2morroe………

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    * jumpis upz an downz.. clapps floofie pawzโ€ฆreleeses baloonz*
                    {{{{{Aaz!!!}}} Ai am so happee taht yoo wun teh gold medal!!

                    But ov CORSE yoo did!!! Yoo ar frum ICHC!!! An we ar awl rooting fur yoo!!

                    An – Ai weeshes yoo lukz! tomorrow in da freeskayt ebbint. Do yoo hav
                    a theme?? Ai wish wee cud see you!! Such fun THAT wud bee. :D

                  • Romeow says:

                    Yeah fur Aahz!!!
                    Iz SO HAPPEH and Prowd ov U!!!
                    Meny happeh SalCows fur u!

        • 3 Cattails says:

          A brain

      • guitarfreak says:

        bless u

  10. solnesther says:

    CRAPZ! Muh baving suit, muh Police konsert teeshrt, an now dis, ebbeyting seems to hab shrunked obber the winter.

  11. Sakee says:

    Comfy baskit… Naaaaaaice :3

  12. Romeow says:

    Dis kitteh muffin top iz so bery nice.
    .
    Teh muffin tops spooching ober teh tops ov teh pants…nawt so mush.

  13. Romeow says:

    Oh, do u kno teh muffin cat,
    teh muffin cat, teh muffin cat…

  14. Tantrid says:

    Shhh sneakin to picnic

  15. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Brekfuss Popovers: Kitteh gibbs taht baiked guudie a whol neu meenyng! :roll:

    (Hims awlsoe kynda luuks liek a haut-aire baulloon taht haz bin moored onna graound foar teh nite;)

    Iyn enny caise, hims iys a BYG BOI!!!!!!!!! :lol:

  16. two_kittehs says:

    Bodhisatva kitteh ar meditating

  17. A-tisket a-tasket
    A kitteh in a basket
    It fit teh kitteh like a glove
    And so he wants to ‘dopt it

  18. Anukki says:

    Muffin taupe kitteh
    sitz inna baskit taht is
    way tu smawl foar him.

  19. DejaMew says:

    dis kitteh is in de bredbaskit…in de catloaf posishun. Shuld we serb him wif dinner?

  20. nismo says:

    What a coincidence! The prairie dog over at cuteoverload has love handles.

  21. catalogical humor says:

    Breadcat haz
    too much yeest

  22. catalogical humor says:

    Creosote Kitteh
    luks like he kud yooz a wafur-thin mint…

  23. Ch'mera says:

    Fat kitteh is blissfully unaware.

  24. jmuhj says:

    Att lawng lasst, a QTE muffuhn tawp!!!

  25. guitarfreak says:

    I can has spreenkels on dat mufin?

  26. D.R. says:

    I r tiny kitn

  27. yogo8 says:

    super funny

  28. Sakura says:

    Teh onlee eckseptable wayz fur a muffin topz iz on a lolcat!!!


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