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Whadda bulge!
daz waht she sayz
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Ok, Woodchuck, let’s have muffins wit cinomnom on teh top! Sounds dee-lish-us!
Daon belo, TehMadLibrarian sugjestz a mix, wif sum Ginger, sum Tabby, sum wif extra floof. Taht wai, wee can pleez ebereebuddee.
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Muffinz for awl, on me!
Woo Hoo! I am a berry happi Anu wif awl deese choitsez. Do you fink I could has some of tohse wit teh extra floofiness? Looks yummie.
Woodchuck!! Ar yoo stlll heer? An ai see Romeow iz down below!
Maybee wee cud do a dans fur anukki laik we used to doo? Wif awl uv us slyding awn ar belleez!
We cud get sum water frum Iowa an maek sumthing reelee slipperee!
JCH4K, yew is teh jeenyus! Taht is teh nawt secund thing I thot of when I saw teh noble naim of teh Woodchuck awlso! Bellee slydin! Woo Hoo!
AI KNOW! Nawt ai ar a jeenyus. Ai’ve been thinking ov Woodchuck eneway - an waht fun teh belee slding wuz.
We can just start - ah hope teh otters (an udders oar ummm odders? LOL! )
joyn in wif us!
*tosses wader* SPPPLLLIIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Do you think tath iz long enuf????
*runs* *ssllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyydes awn bellee* Whoooo Hoooooo!!!
Yur turn, Anukki!!
Splishee sploshee intu posishun
luks rite
luks leff
taiks sum runnie steps… and…
SSSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!
I dunno if taht is lawng enuf. slyding is so berry mush fun!
I iz slyyyyydin to teh lef, and
slyyyyyyyydin to teh ryte!
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Slydin up and daon,
and slyyyyydin all arown!
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Butt I tihnks I will stai wai frum Cedar Rapids.
Did yoo eber heer ov a rapid woodchuck?
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Mee neever.
Oh noes! A rabid woodchuck? Meh old TeeVee haz rabid ears.
Oh Woodchuck - nobuddy slydes liek u!
{{{{{Woodchuck}}}}}
Purrhaps we could borrow taht lawng slydee thing taht is inna corm mer shulz on teh teevee? And we could slyde foar blawks and blawks.
Oh, I wud lub to do a bellee slyde danse!
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*slyde slyde slippity slyde*
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Nobuddy duz dat danse as well as mah round bellied fren, Woodchuck.
*slydes wif Romeow*
*slyde slyde slippity slyde* *slyde slyde slippity slyde* *slyde slyde slippity slyde*
*taeks Romeow bai teh paws* *spins Romeow around awn bellee in a serkel*
*lets go* *Romeow sllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyydddddeeesssssss awl the way to teh end!!!
Wheeeeeee! Woodchuck shud drop bai moar offen!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
Wooooo…dat waz a gud spin, JCH4K! U hab kwite an arm on u!
Didz I juss dwink too meny mancattans? Cuz I feel bery dizzee.
*stumbles round, bumping into fings*
Janet, r u standing on ur hed, or iz it juss meh?
Ov CORSE ai ar standing awn mai hed!! LOL!! NOo!!! *gigglol* Itz just yoo!
But luk!!! lolcatburglar!! TAHT wuz amaizing! Rite thru the barn doors! An they wernt’ eben open!!!
ai think we bedder go in a see waht she’s “up” to!
Hummmm… *taists wattur* Hay! Tihs isn’t teh wattur from Ioway! Tihs is wattur from Stoli! Oar is it Abba-so-lute? No wunder yu is stumbleeng rownd.
It iz????? Reeleee? *taists wattur* “shock” OOOOO!!! Taht prittee strong!
Do yoo spose lolcatburlar had sum too - she wuz slyding around!
*tiptoes nervously to starting point*
*starts running in place*
*starts running toward watters*
*slides, does a belly floop*
Hay! Who leaved teh door to teh Nawty Barn open?
*slides hed first into a bale of nawty hay*
Hay!
*stands up wif hed stuck in hay bale*
*stumbles out of Nawty Barn to get cheezpeeps to halp*
Guise? Hello? A little halp? *spits hay from mouf*
*stumbles forward, steps on slidy thingy, slips, slides reer end first into teh NB again*
OUTCH!
Um, Janet? Did u lose ur pitchfork? ’cause I think I finded it… STICKING INTO MAH TUSHIE!!!
OH!! lcb! Ai ar so sowweeeee!! Ai ment to put it away. Ai wuz feeding Petunia an BR and mai noo Unique Orn! (wuz mai birfday presen from cweenmmj
)
But - *tug tug tug* It’s reelee stuck! EEEEEEKKKK!!! (taht shud werk)
Romeow - got ene idears???
Sumbudde cawl???
Need help wif dat pitchfork ??
Yay!! Yoo herd mee! ai think we gotz teh pitchfork (ai uze it fur mai umbrellee, yoo know!) taken care ov.
But we wud need sum halp with teh peepl catchee thing.
Oar - sumwun cud go walk awn the creoss beem - it’s at LEES t 10 inches wide!!
An see if we can simplee get lcb to scrinch her way to teh hayloft??
***climbs to catwalk***
**starts walkin gracefully on cross beem wif a parasol in mai hand**
Heer ai come,LCB….hang awn !!!
LCB, Iz tryin to find u, butts teh whirled iz still spinning and looping round and round.
*step step bump, stumble, step step*
*boink, bump, splat*
*pics myseff up again, step, step, slyde slyde slyde*
LCB, ware r u?
Romeow! Ai just tugged teh pitcheefork out! An she LEEEEEEEEPED way up an luk!! UP!! She’s klinging on to teh crossbeem up there!!
Oh, up THERE!!!
Kwik, sumbuddy get teh peeple catchy fing (nawt teh trampoline), or get Woodchuck’s bellee.
Hang on, LCB! You’re doing fine! Just hang on - we’re getting teh reskew party assembled.
*whispers to Janet*
I hopes she can pull herseff up so she can sit on top ov teh crossbeem. I doan kno hao long she can hang on!
*yells to LCB*
Don’t wurry, LCB, I’ll catch you!
I yoozhoollee keep mai belleh wif mee.
Does LCB need it agin?
She better nawt bounce offa me agin! She cud git hert taht wai.
Ai has an idea! We can bring aut Petunia. She reelee laiks locaburglar.
An BR can jump up an balance awn her.
an tehn mai liddle Unique Orn (ai still haven’t naymed him - ene ideas???)
an get up on BR.
An then YOOOO, Romeow - can get up on teh Unque Orn.
an mebbee yoo can reech her.
Anukki an ai can stay heer - maybe fetch teh peeple cactcher thingee - inc casy - sumwun - falls???
Otay, yew awl stay stackded up there whilt Janet and I goes tu fetch teh peepul catcher thingee.
*tugs*
Wow, it reely hevvy. We needs sum helpz.
And whutevver yu du, LCB - DOAN’T fawl awn teh pointy end of the Unique Orn whu has no naim. Outch!
Ayez halpin, butz Aye doan fink wii iz aimin tu god. Yz LCB hangin siedwaiz liek dat?
We DOOO need halp! Where! Where iz D Marie???? She iz AWLWAIZ heer wehn we need s teh PCT!!!
D MARIE! D MARIE WHERE AR YOOOOOOOO! WE NEEDS YOO!
*sigh* *sniff* It’s no use. She’s nawt heer. *sniff* Can we save ar deer lcb wiffaut D Marie???
Nd ai stil dunt noze hoo iz DMarie. sownz liek awlmost CC.
OK, Janet! I’ll climb up, and iffs I can reech her, I’ll grab her in mah beeg floofy arms and carry our petite flower, LCB to safety.
Is dat Petunia coming ober heer?
Yup! Petunia, BR AND Unique Orn!
*Petunia stands under way-up-hai lcb*
*wif a mitee leep, BR lands awn Petunia’s bak*
*liddle Unique Orn leeps frum floor to Petunia’s behine to BR’s bak*
Awl stand still*
*Anu and JCH4K hold teh peepul catchy theengy steddy*
Okai,ai has walked to where LCB iz….
Come on,let go…dere iz peeps holdin teh catchy thingy…
let go…let go…..
Ok, Petunia, stand steddy. And let me help BR tu clamber up. Come ovver heere, liddle Unique Orn (aren’t yu just teh cutest thing?) and climb up on me tehn you can hop over and up. Who’s next?
*smilez prowdlee* He reelee iz just DARLING, izn’t hee???
Iz it mah turn?
Anukki and Janet, duz it luk like when I gets up there dat I’ll b able to reech LCB?
Well, heer goes!
I needs to get a running start. Petunia, hold still, Iz gonna hab to use ur rump as a springboard to gets to teh top.
*run run run*
*Romeow piks up speed wif a determined luk on hims face*
*run run run LEAP*
*lands on Petunia’s rump and springs past BR and liddle Unique Orn*
*nuffing but silence*
Taaa Daaaa! I landed on teh top and eberywon is still standing still!
Ai will submit this wif a BRilleynt cap an maek teh frunt page in wunDAY!!!!
*shouts up to Romeow*
Can yoo reech lcb???? Luks gud frum down heer.
An anukki and EEk an ai ar reddee shud. . .enething. . .happen
Well, I can reech teh crossbeem, buts I doan see LCB!
Our peeramid on top ov Petunia iz doing grate, butts I’m glad u awl hab teh Red Peeple Catchy Fing down there.
Duz u hab a better vantage point to see ware LCB iz?
I fink she left to get pizza….sed sumfing abowt bein hungree and her blud shugars awn a lower fred….
???? Its kinda dark! But - no. Ai dont’ see her. Purrhaps wehn
Eeeeek told hur to let go - she gotted reelee skeered an scootched to teh odde end - an jumped off into the hayloft????
She cud bee hiding in teh hay!
*muffled sneeze*
I gets allergic smelling hay. Hay! Who turned out teh lites? Whut’s this scratchy stuffs all over me?
And why is teh stoli gone?
She. . .she. . .she left?????? She left us heer - wif Romeow purrforming feets wertee ov teh Cirque du Soliel!! An she went to get - a pizza?????
Ai noo she cudn’t leeve! LOL! Romeow - can yoo jump over into teh hayloft an brush lcb off? She luks laik teh Scarecrow in “Wikid.”
OK, I’z gonna climb ups on teh crossbeem and see iffs I can find her.
*duz a pull up and hip sirkle onto the crossbeem*
*walks over to the hayloft*
LCB! Wat r u doin ober HEER???
*gulps* UP?
Will there be firemans on hand to reskew me?
Oh fur heaven’s sake - LCB, u’ve been drinkin!
*brushs off teh hay frum LCB*
Pleese, tri to stand still LCB, u iz swaying wile I’z trying to brush u off.
*slurred*
No, U is swaying! Don’t rush off…
LCB, duz u reely wants to hab teh firemans see u in dis condishun?
Wate - doan answer dat.
Janet, hao duz we get down frum heer?
Whares mah BFF wif teh grene shuz? *sobs* She doesn’t lubs me anymoar, doues she?
Shud we jus jumps into teh catchy thingy ???
*voice from above in grid*
wanna hand?
Oh, stop ur blubbering.
Yes, she still lubs u…we awl lub u.
Y else duz u fink we wud go froo awl dis trubble to reskew u?
Don’t u see awl ur frenz wif teh peeramid and teh Red Peeple Catchy Fing?
Dat’s awl fur U.
*rope comes zinging by*
*rope starts to wiggle*
*buzzing noise from rope*
Oh lcb! WAI wud yoo want a firemans wehn ROMEOW is heer!!???
But thats OK! Romeow iz gonna bring yoo down - just wak wif Romeow to the liddle balconee - an then the staris (ober wun hundred yeers old)! But saife!!
An just bee carefull ov teh slpperee water slyde.
But look! Ai hav to leef an go see mai Ant. EEK an Anukki - wud yoo pleez put Peuna and BR and Unique Orn bak in there stalls? An gib tehm these appul slices an shugar cubes ? an sum ov taht hay taht gotted knocke down.
An ebreewun. Heer - awn this liddle tabul - ar several clippurs. Pleez cu yursleves sum BEEG bouquets ov teh beyootiful mock oranj blossoms. Az yoo see they ar in full bloom rite nao - an these bushes ar Gnormous!!! Yoo can hav an much as yoo laik.
An it is dusk. The scent iz speshullee potent nao. Just stand still an sniff eh ari? Isn’ it habbenlee????
Oh, lcb , ai wuz heer wif da bangaidz nd awl hel bork luse. nd yu wuz up ware ai cudn reech yu. Yu noze ai getz dizy up awn da rafturz. du yu hurtz ennyplais els but yur pichfokrd bhined?