Ma baloney haz a furst name…
Ma baloney haz a furst name…Itz NOM!
mai finger haz da furst name of nom 2.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: BobKat
« Previous Your will. | Splitting harez Next »
Add this to your blog:
249 Comments »
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Noe seengin wif ur mowf full…
Dont talk wif yer mouf open…
Mmm mmm, mmm … mmm mmmmm m mmmm mm m mmmm …
OK,OK, opun yer mouf so we cans unnerstans yoo…
Mmmf … kinda … mmmf … hard naow … mmm mmmf … choowin awn … mmf … prowteen bar … mmm mmm … wers dan … mmmmf … peenutz buddur … mmmf …
Train wreck…
*puts on CareTroll mask*
OMG! you should NEVER give kittehs this terribly evul lunchmeets!! Yu don’ knows what ar in it!! Yu shud feeds kitteh KITTEH FUUD insted!!! Gawd, finkd of the….
POOR BOL-LOL-NEEZ!!!!
How dare you feedz kittehz fuuds whut has mystery ingreedyunts?!? Yu shud talk to ur vet tek abowt teh vet-brand kitteh-fuud whut they KNOEZ whutz in it, laik Wheet Glootin!!
DER AR NO WHEET GLUUTIN IN TEH BOL-LOL-NEEZ!! Wheet Glutin ar a assenshul part ov teh kiti dyit akkording to ur vet-tek an’ teh ingreedyintz in kitifuud!!11!
ZOMGZ.
U peepl sikkinz meh.
*drops CareTroll mask, giggling*
Oh no. Is this another comment in reply to another comment?
*snerk*
Make sure the food has free-range antibiotic-free wheat gluten in it…
Is this another comment in response to another comment?
i dunno, but this might be?
Cood b wers … cood b SPAM oar ebben Armer Treet (IRL ingreedeeyints: /*lolspeak off*/ Mechanically separated chicken, pork, water, salt, “baked Virginia ham seasoning” … natural flavorings, smoke flavoring, sugar, food starch - modified, sodium tripolyphosphate, sodium erythorbate, sodium nitrite /*lolspeak on*/) Pleh!!1!
Uv cors, dey nebber tellz u wat partz uv da chikkinz oar da piggeez deyz yoozin. Sints da gud parts r awlriddee n da meet freezr, deyz problee yoozin fingz liek noeziz, towz, gutz, lipz, buttz, etc… Dubble Pleh!!1!
… everything but the smile …
Waol, dey problee has da lipz n dere, n mebbe ebben da teefz, sew prapz da smiel b dere 2!!1!
Mmmmm…can nawt get enuff uv dat tripolyphosphate….
I once saw a can of “potted meat” that had on teh front of teh label in big letters, “Everything but the hair and the hoofs!” Pleh, and double pleh.
Uummm…. Aahz??? duz dis meen u b habbing sum Armer Treet in yur had? So u ken b reeding off deh greedeeintz? Adn u gottinged it frum yer cubberd? U haz dat in YER HOWSE?!?!?!?!?!
*runz away skeered*
Akshulle, mai wyf b da wun hoo gitz it. I tayl herz nawt 2 gitz it, but herz liekz it. Datz nawt sayin much, tho, cuz herz Chyneez n herz growd up nommin awl sorta weerd stufz. 4 egg-zampl, deyz uh pakij uv hunnycome tryp inna freezur… pleh…
Mai baws n I wint owt 4 lunch wif owr noo sownd gy 2 uh Veeyitnumeez restront 4 sum “fa” (oar “fo” oar “fu”). Bowt throo up cuz I finkz dey putted sum tryp innit… trippl pleh (oar shood I sai “trypl” pleh!) Woan doo dat agin…
ummm, Ai has kunfesshun tu mayk….Ai has Spam in pantry
at hoam. DO NOT WANT to eet. Mayks berry gud
FISH BAIT, tho! LOL dat’s awl itz fit fur, srsly.
PLEH. Spam, treet, blargh…. rite up dere wif teh
hed cheez. An Ai nawt meening tofu and cheez frum
heer, eider!
***whispurrs back***
*used to eet spam as a kidlet*
an…..
spamburgers,
breaded spam
spam wif pineapples
plain ol’ fried spam
mmmm….spam….ham wat am.
I buyed mah Mummah a SPAM cook book fur crissmuss an wrappt
up a tin ob SPAM too:lol:
She wuz deelited !!-But den she be a straynge wun Haha!!!
Wanted to see “Spamalot” in Lost Wages….
nebber mayde it dere,tho..
***sigh***
U noez, I maykdid dis saym LOL uh fyoo weakz agoe:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1235233
Win dis wun kaym up I thot it wun myn… O waol….
Uh MAY ZING! Yu an Babkat finked egzakly alyk!
Ai gess Babkat gots teh LOL in erlee-er tahn yu.
Iz phunny, no madder hu mayked it!
iz nawt cheezburger, but id’ll dew ….. i aspose.
o hai, Jimmba… yew tweeted me yesterday and gave me a confuzzled
ai sawree Kafleen
*skweezey hug* yew got teh kung foo song stuck in mai hed!! 
hahaha… .sowwweeeee
awlso… wud be otay iffn ai linked yew on mai new bloggie?
i wud be honerededed!!
okie dokie! wun linkee, cuming up!
*Horrrrrrrrk!*
yesh… linkee is often yewsed synominously wif ‘hairball’
ai did nawt noe dis!
but nao yew do
Kitteh said teh “F” werd1! Baaaad kitteh!
Hay,Maus…insted uv teh ironic cowch,duz we has teh ironic shirt ???
Mai wyf ironicked mai shirt yestiddee…
I akshully haz a pitcher of mah mommeh ironiking a chare.
Qwite possibleen. ‘Speshully if the YNG dids teh ironinicin…
plz to ’splain.
.
wut is ironic icing?
I wish I knew…
o hai maus… how has yew been?
Purty gud. I heer yoo duznt smells liek do-nuts anee mor.
snert. more like i dunnot smell like stale kawfee. ai do smell like a bajillion flowers and fruits and udder stuffs tho…
I hope not all at once
One product at a time…
by the end of my shift I’m pretty much a fragrance cocktail
When my youngest was in high school, she would liberally douse herself with the B&BW vanilla body scent stuff while I was driving her to school. Talk about chemical warfare…
snert. It’s how we take revenge on our fathers.
Dat ahnd how we dress…..
(or dressed,in mai cayse)
U doesn’t ware close anymoar? I hope u lives somwhere warm.
Purrhaps eeck needs to be in yor feed teh Nekkid program LCB ?
Berry funee….laff it up,u guys…..
…iz wut u spred on disappointment cayke ??
eeck…I lubs yur abatar!
Fanks…CKK haz a new one,too!!!!!
ohai maus! happytail catturday eve! littul bebe izzy iz grate! she’s sleepin on desk in frunt of me, havin bebekitteh dreemz! i juss hoap tehr happitail dreemz, not bad dreemz frum under teh freeway!
Taht’s gud to heer FK. Fanks fer teh updayt.
proud mom haz to show u her bebez:
‘http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1338968′
Ohhh…teh bebbez !!!!
Want to gib dem kisses !!!!
i noez–i cant get noffin dun roun here for kizzin de bebez!