Ma baloney haz a furst name…
Ma baloney haz a furst name…Itz NOM!
mai finger haz da furst name of nom 2.
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Noe seengin wif ur mowf full…
Dont talk wif yer mouf open…
Mmm mmm, mmm … mmm mmmmm m mmmm mm m mmmm …
OK,OK, opun yer mouf so we cans unnerstans yoo…
Mmmf … kinda … mmmf … hard naow … mmm mmmf … choowin awn … mmf … prowteen bar … mmm mmm … wers dan … mmmmf … peenutz buddur … mmmf …
Train wreck…
*puts on CareTroll mask*
OMG! you should NEVER give kittehs this terribly evul lunchmeets!! Yu don’ knows what ar in it!! Yu shud feeds kitteh KITTEH FUUD insted!!! Gawd, finkd of the….
POOR BOL-LOL-NEEZ!!!!
How dare you feedz kittehz fuuds whut has mystery ingreedyunts?!? Yu shud talk to ur vet tek abowt teh vet-brand kitteh-fuud whut they KNOEZ whutz in it, laik Wheet Glootin!!
DER AR NO WHEET GLUUTIN IN TEH BOL-LOL-NEEZ!! Wheet Glutin ar a assenshul part ov teh kiti dyit akkording to ur vet-tek an’ teh ingreedyintz in kitifuud!!11!
ZOMGZ.
U peepl sikkinz meh.
*drops CareTroll mask, giggling*
Oh no. Is this another comment in reply to another comment?
*snerk*
Make sure the food has free-range antibiotic-free wheat gluten in it…
Is this another comment in response to another comment?
i dunno, but this might be?
Cood b wers … cood b SPAM oar ebben Armer Treet (IRL ingreedeeyints: /*lolspeak off*/ Mechanically separated chicken, pork, water, salt, “baked Virginia ham seasoning” … natural flavorings, smoke flavoring, sugar, food starch – modified, sodium tripolyphosphate, sodium erythorbate, sodium nitrite /*lolspeak on*/) Pleh!!1!
Uv cors, dey nebber tellz u wat partz uv da chikkinz oar da piggeez deyz yoozin. Sints da gud parts r awlriddee n da meet freezr, deyz problee yoozin fingz liek noeziz, towz, gutz, lipz, buttz, etc… Dubble Pleh!!1!
… everything but the smile …
Waol, dey problee has da lipz n dere, n mebbe ebben da teefz, sew prapz da smiel b dere 2!!1!
Mmmmm…can nawt get enuff uv dat tripolyphosphate….
I once saw a can of “potted meat” that had on teh front of teh label in big letters, “Everything but the hair and the hoofs!” Pleh, and double pleh.
ett smellz liek teh gushyfudz, tew…
P U!
Uummm…. Aahz??? duz dis meen u b habbing sum Armer Treet in yur had? So u ken b reeding off deh greedeeintz? Adn u gottinged it frum yer cubberd? U haz dat in YER HOWSE?!?!?!?!?!
*runz away skeered*
Akshulle, mai wyf b da wun hoo gitz it. I tayl herz nawt 2 gitz it, but herz liekz it. Datz nawt sayin much, tho, cuz herz Chyneez n herz growd up nommin awl sorta weerd stufz. 4 egg-zampl, deyz uh pakij uv hunnycome tryp inna freezur… pleh…
Mai baws n I wint owt 4 lunch wif owr noo sownd gy 2 uh Veeyitnumeez restront 4 sum “fa” (oar “fo” oar “fu”). Bowt throo up cuz I finkz dey putted sum tryp innit… trippl pleh (oar shood I sai “trypl” pleh!) Woan doo dat agin…
ummm, Ai has kunfesshun tu mayk….Ai has Spam in pantry
at hoam. DO NOT WANT to eet. Mayks berry gud
FISH BAIT, tho! LOL dat’s awl itz fit fur, srsly.
PLEH. Spam, treet, blargh…. rite up dere wif teh
hed cheez. An Ai nawt meening tofu and cheez frum
heer, eider!
***whispurrs back***
*used to eet spam as a kidlet*
an…..
spamburgers,
breaded spam
spam wif pineapples
plain ol’ fried spam
mmmm….spam….ham wat am.
I buyed mah Mummah a SPAM cook book fur crissmuss an wrappt
up a tin ob SPAM too:lol:
She wuz deelited !!-But den she be a straynge wun Haha!!!
Wanted to see “Spamalot” in Lost Wages….
nebber mayde it dere,tho..
***sigh***
Wehn Ai wuz an itty bitty kitteh, I lubbed to nom Spam wiv Lemmin Kurd!
just waytin for teh vikings to start singin…
*spam spam spam spam*
*spam spam spam spam*
“SPAAAAMM!! Gloreeyus SPAAAAMM!!”
*spam spam spam spam*
*spam spam spam spam*
Bloody Vikings!
I’ll tayk teh spam spam spam bacon and spam!
Umm….really now, look at the picture, the cat isn’t even eating it.
It’s just being chewed and sent out the opposite side of his mouth…calm down.,
LOL sansan… I was playin’ CareTroll. Not rilly grompee. I feeds mah kittehs lunchmeets.
Yes?
U noez, I maykdid dis saym LOL uh fyoo weakz agoe:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1235233
Win dis wun kaym up I thot it wun myn… O waol….
Uh MAY ZING! Yu an Babkat finked egzakly alyk!
Ai gess Babkat gots teh LOL in erlee-er tahn yu.
Iz phunny, no madder hu mayked it!
U wuz ROBBEDED!!!!!
No takin’ eiver.
this reminds me of Bucky from the Get Fuzzy comic strip
i can haz balonee?
iz nawt cheezburger, but id’ll dew ….. i aspose.
o hai, Jimmba… yew tweeted me yesterday and gave me a confuzzled
ai sawree Kafleen
*skweezey hug* yew got teh kung foo song stuck in mai hed!! 
hahaha… .sowwweeeee
awlso… wud be otay iffn ai linked yew on mai new bloggie?
i wud be honerededed!!
okie dokie! wun linkee, cuming up!
*Horrrrrrrrk!*
yesh… linkee is often yewsed synominously wif ‘hairball’
ai did nawt noe dis!
but nao yew do
Kitteh said teh “F” werd1! Baaaad kitteh!
Hay,Maus…insted uv teh ironic cowch,duz we has teh ironic shirt ???
Mai wyf ironicked mai shirt yestiddee…
I akshully haz a pitcher of mah mommeh ironiking a chare.
Haow ironik…
Qwite possibleen. ‘Speshully if the YNG dids teh ironinicin…
plz to ’splain.
.
wut is ironic icing?
I wish I knew…
o hai maus… how has yew been?
Purty gud. I heer yoo duznt smells liek do-nuts anee mor.
snert. more like i dunnot smell like stale kawfee. ai do smell like a bajillion flowers and fruits and udder stuffs tho…
I hope not all at once
One product at a time…
by the end of my shift I’m pretty much a fragrance cocktail
When my youngest was in high school, she would liberally douse herself with the B&BW vanilla body scent stuff while I was driving her to school. Talk about chemical warfare…
snert. It’s how we take revenge on our fathers.
Dat ahnd how we dress…..
(or dressed,in mai cayse)
U doesn’t ware close anymoar? I hope u lives somwhere warm.
Purrhaps eeck needs to be in yor feed teh Nekkid program LCB ?
Berry funee….laff it up,u guys…..
Ur rite, tidmum! Here, eeck, eet up. Today we’re serving Spam, Spam, baloney and Spam. U can susbtitute bologna for teh baloney if’n u want.
Tehre wuns wuz a teenage girl whu gotted mad at her teecher. Teecher had warnded teh stoodints dat she wuz ‘lergick to teh smellee perfooms and colones and such. girl desyded to get bak at teecher bai porin a hole bottl uv smellee stuff on herself rite b4 klass.
teh pore teecher had to be rushed to teh hospitel wif anaflecktick shok. teh girl gotted suspended.
morel uv teh storee: iffn yer lergick to teh smellee stuffs an iz arownd angstee teenagekreechers- keep yer epinefrin reddy.
…iz wut u spred on disappointment cayke ??
eeck…I lubs yur abatar!
Fanks…CKK haz a new one,too!!!!!
ohai maus! happytail catturday eve! littul bebe izzy iz grate! she’s sleepin on desk in frunt of me, havin bebekitteh dreemz! i juss hoap tehr happitail dreemz, not bad dreemz frum under teh freeway!
Taht’s gud to heer FK. Fanks fer teh updayt.
proud mom haz to show u her bebez:
‘http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1338968′
Ohhh…teh bebbez !!!!
Want to gib dem kisses !!!!
i noez–i cant get noffin dun roun here for kizzin de bebez!
n fanks fer askin! (on teh last lol!) im tri n to post link to new pic….
carniverous cat iz carnivorous
Dats not meet!
troo, is moastlee corm and pink culler.
Aahz and Jimmba, congratchamalashums on yer nawt seconds!
What kind uv drinkses an dainces fer youze guys?
Ohai StB!! Haow r U dis fyn dai?
Sintz dis b mai kawmpatitshun weakind, I beddur stik wif uh prowteen innurjee dreenk (chokklit, uv cors).
N haow bowt sum ays dansin? N Cheezland evvyboddee kin sk8!!
Ai am very happy iz almosted Caturday.
*StB steps up to the blender, stares at it in consternation, looks at Aahz, looks at the blender again, bonks herself in the head, gets out her wand and produces the best protein energy drink in the universe*
Here iz teh prowteen enerjee drink wif teh chokklits.
Here goes teh dainsin.
*tippee toe out on teh ais.*
*Swish, swish, boogie, boogie.*
*Swoosh, twirl, hop, swoosh, swoosh*
*Skate, skate, flying llamas*
*bow*
Ooooh! Dat’s hard on teh inner tighs. Ai has to do dat agin soon.
*chugz prowteen dreenkee*
Mmmm, fanky StS! *lix lipz* Dat wuz da bestest!
Ur pirdee gud ays danser! I nebber sean fliein llama b4…
I hoapz I kin sk8 mai kawmpatishun as gud as U ays dans…
Flyin’ llamas is secund cuzins thrice removed from bitin’ mooses…
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…
Monty Python and the SftHG FTW
A møøse wunts bit mai seestur…
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an
Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”,
“Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”…
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti…
*music stops*
We apologise for the fault in the LOLs. Those responsible have been sacked.
*music restarts*
*music stops again*
We apologise again for the fault in the LOLs. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
*music restarts again*
mai baloney haz a sekkund name,itz HEY LADY GET AWAI FRUM ME WHYL AI’M EETIN !!!!!
HAALLPP! – - ooooh jus u wait tilz I finish nomin dis baloney den ai shows u my reel personominalitie
Is teh hyoomin laydee thinkin of tryin to take it away? Cuz dat Meezer gots sum seeerius poyntee ends.
Mebee if she jus ecksplains nisely taht bloney is bad for kittehs he wud giv it bak…
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH*
(Sorree, crakd mahself up ther.)
U gaev me a crak, 2
Do u needs some Krazy Gloo?
nom nom nom (=”.”=)
♫ nooooooooom ♪♫ nom ♫ noooom ♪ nom nom ♫♪ nommm ♫♪ noommm ♫ nooommmm ♫ nomnomnom ♫ noooooooooooom ♫ nom nom ♪♫
um… ai am askeerd of dis kitteh…
.
Dis kitteh ramynz me uv Bucky n da kawmikle strip “Get Fuzzy”
lol fur shur
Yer rite !!!! IRL Bucky !!!!!
OMG it IS bucky!!!
Sumone forward the lol to the get fuzzy author!
ha ha–ur rite! i lurves buckycat—but i adorez teh goggie-satchel-teh bestes!
Teh poor Satchel…Bucky iz alwais meen to him !!
iz nawt persnl, bucky iz meen to ebryone.
n satchel is teh nize to ebryone!
Enneeboddee knoe wye Bucky haz jes wun frunt toof??
Hay, w00t, w00t,
pranse, caper, dans, dans, dans!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai neu ABATAR haz showeded up
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!
Yay CKK!!1! Lubberlee noo abatar! Lurvz da smylee fays!
Fanks, Aahz; iyt tuuk awhil tuu geyt; cudn’t figger iyt aowt rite awai.
Wut a happee kittee fais!!
just purrfect fur deh cheshire kat smile!!
I duz a liddul dans uv joi 4 u.
.
*Tosses cweenfetti while dansing*
*Dans * ¥ ± « ° ´¸§ ª ®
*Twirl ¦~ ÷ ^ Ψ π Д жב ٭ ٭
*Dans ۇ ڦ ۩ ₤∏ ∞ ∆ ≡⌡ ₪
*Skipee step ⁿ ≠ ▀ ◊ ▬ דּ ﬠ ◦
*Dans ▼ ♦ דּ ﬠ ףּ ▒ ₤ Ω ╠ ╓ ∑ ”›
*Twirl •†∩ ⌂≡ ڢ٭٨ Э ŋ ij¥«
*Fallz in heap on floor.
*cweenfetti driftz onto deh collapsikated cween.
Let me help you up MJ. You need to be careful dancing on cweenfetti. You might fall and break your crown…
…n Maus kumz tumblin aftur.
y fank yew Maus. It b gud 2 habbing deh frenz hoo hepping wen u down.
Fanks soe muches, Cween; leyt me halp yuu up!!!!
Mai kommint gawt losted agen;
Fanks soe muches Cween; let me halp yuu tuu geyt up!!!!!
I luvs dis abatar CKK
Fanks tidmum; iyt’s purrfekt; iyt’s sillee liek me!!!!!
CKK….yur abatar iz teh BESTEST !!!!!!!
Fanks, tidmum & eeck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Satchel, gimmie ur samwich and I’ll make sure itz okay to eat.
iz totully Bucky!
YESSSSS! Furst ting Aye thowt. Aye ahdoor Bucky Katt! Sew eeville. Sumtymes.
How u sai “triscadecaphobia” in lolcats? It r Fryday da ten plus tree and I r NOT cummin owt from under da bed until it finally r Caterday! We gotz anyfing onna cart for scardy cats? Five martoonies hellp, I betcha. Eberybody be safe. I b seein uz tomorrow wen dis cosmic disaster be ober.
in lolspeek, it is translated “zzzzzzz”
Bein skaerd uv teh nummer firteen, uv cors
I think it’s “I has a afeered of elebenty plus 2″
LCB…u owes me a storee….involves a remote…
Yes I does. But if you wait a little while longer my story will accrue a little moar interest.
Whitch bank iz it in?
duz it ah kruu monf lee oar kwar ter lee?
wut per sen tij rate iz u gittin?
.
ink wiring mindz want 2 noe. …
It’s in teh National Kitteh Bank. I gets elebenty percents, compounding semi-occasionally.
But when I opened my account I getted a couple dozen toasters. Want one? Catch!
*bonk*
O, sry bout that. I didn’t see that u had ur hands filled.
cweenmj’z hanz awlwaiz b full uv sumfin, parentlee cweenfetti n martooneez moast uv da tym…
Ouch! …. Oooh. Pritee. Shinee.
…
Wait? Wut????
LCB gibbing awy shinee fings?? haz her ben frew teh space/tyme kuntinunom fingee agin???
ai kno!! holi s#!+ luk at thos clas!!
eeek!
Whhaat ???
I said “AI KNO!! HOLI S#!+ LUK AT THOS CLAS!!”
o, wait. ai gets it nao. sry.
just makin sure yew were safe from teh claws
Oh…well,fank yew,Kafleen.
Duz u feel bedder wif onlee one job??
yep! ai is finking ai mite try to werk at teh udder baf and body werks in teh area to get more hours… ai like werking there and ai am nawt sew bad at it… we’ll see!
Ai used to do that when ai wuz in retayl…wud volunteer fer shifts at other stores dat wuz shorthanded. Extra hrs.& one paychek iz gud !!!
mai ablonee haz a sekond naem…
is *UT* *UT* *HORK* *HORK* *HOOOOORK*
doh, dis wuzzn’t heer wen i started mai post :blush:
iz otay, scotchandmorescotch! GMTA!!!
my balonnee haz a sekund name its hurk hurk hurk hurk hurrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkk (on teh new rug)
or teh cleen clothes
oar unner da bed sheatz…
In teh hallwai, in teh middul ov teh nite, tehn u walk barefeeted down teh hallwai, aftur u getu up inna morning, half-asleepin….
ewww, oar awn koald bafrume floar… pleh…
wen ai had mai decibel hed allys hork rite on teh beeg floofy comfurter.
teh wun teht wudnt fit in teh washr.
Mai kitteh nebber horked onna lino, onlee teh carputz.
Teh kittehs neber hork ona sollid surfises, onlee on all da gud stuffz in da haus.
***sigh***
Yesh,ai kinda givved up awn havin gud stuffs…
jus terns into shredded & stayned stuff….
ya…. kitteh duz nawt fink kitchen is worthy of teh hairballz
Datz Y win we wuz byin uh hows, I wuz lukkin 4 da wunz wif hork-kullerd karpitz.
Saym fing at owr cherch — da karpitz inna saynk… sainct… mayn preechin rume r da saym kuller as da grayp joos we yooz 4 kumyoonyun.
U iz teh lootheran,correkt ???
Noap, Suvvern Babtistist … but purr-sunallee, I nawt fawnd uv danomnominayshunz, cuz dey wuz mayd bai peepz, nawt God (oar CeilingCat). Iz jess dat da bleefs uv dis cherch r da saym as mai bleefs, so I fitz n reelee gud heer…
Iz bin 2 awl sortza cherches (Babtisist, Meffodistist, Piskupple, Prezbuteereeyun, ebben Caflik), but I feal moast at hoam heer.
I agrees….too manee fites ober “beeleev dis” or “beeleev dat”
Wuz borned & raysed Cathlik…iz Piskupple nao.
(ai cawls it “Cathlik Lite”)
:snerk: Caflik Lite :resnerk:
U rite bowt da fitez… Owr preechur maykz uh gud poynt — himz sez dat in Hebben dere iz noe danomnominayshunz, jess peepz hoo luvz Jesus reegardliss uv wat danomnominayshun dey wuz heer awn Erf…
Amen and Shalom to that……
teh lootheran’s havz reel wine–ur comoonion wine-taht is….
am lootheran nao,,,,raised southern baptist….tehy habs only grapejoose…
Troo dat, lootherans havz reel wine. Bad wine, but reel.
LOL! No. I’s teh lootheran! I also bawt hork-kullerd karpitz las time I karpited teh haus. Six kittehs, sumwun always horking.
ohai rhsb–i saw ur post on last lol….sorry ur not feelin better yet–hope u get teh kitteh-shes bee-yoo-tee-ful! i memeber u sayin before taht yew wanted teh maine coon! i think about this eberytime i see yew on ichc- teh day ur josie wented ober teh bridge waz teh day i founded may izzy-i almost named her josie….{{{{{rhsb}}}}}{{{{{josie}}}}}}
o! dat’s hai-lair-ee-yuss! well u kno, scotchy… grate minds kno aliek dat kittehs hork/hurk ups wenn dey swallers two pownd of lunchmeet at wonce.
um… so dew hoomins
U kno wat? Ai iz a berry sownd sleepur. Ai libs neer train trakz an nebber heer train aftur ai goez 2 bed. HOWEBBER, teh “horkin” sownd ALWAIZE woked mi up!
Ai called it mai “mahm eers”.
Ai NAWT kleenin taht kittehz littur bocks!
Ai knoe wat blonee duz 2 mi….
Mah sistur in despurashun wunst gave her Meezer sum spagiti-O’s for dinnur an teh result in teh littur box was – well, unspeekabul. She never ever runnd owt of gushifood agin.
Ai wunce wuz sew finanshully borked taht ai runned outta kitteh-fud (an alot ov teh hoomin fud). Sew, ai opended a can ov toona an shaerd it wif Josie.
I wuz once in same boat. Gave kitteh Campbells chicken noodle soup straight from teh can, wifout diluting wif water so it would be thicker. Looked exactly teh same when horked up later. AAACCCCKKKKK
I givs mah bebehs a spuneful of peepl-toona on ther birfdays. Not musch, caus its bad for tehm I noe. But jus a littul makes tehm so happee, for a speshul treet.
wen we runned owt uv gushy fud, we gave teh kittehs teh rest uv the babee fud mai sister wudnt eet (it had pees innit- so she wudna eet teh rest uv teh jar).
kittehs luved it an didnt get sik at awl.
Does U lyke mah manicurez?
pointeh and purteh
kitteh seyz ifn yu triez to tak tihs heer blony frum me, ai rip yur faze off.
*Picks up Care Troll Mask and puts it on*
I AM SHOCKED! SHOCKED AND APPALLED! HOW COULD ANYBODY FEED BOLOGNA TO THEIR CAT? IT’S FULL OF CHEMICALS, AND LORD KNOW WHERE THE MEAT CAME FROM! AND IT’S BOLOGNA, NOT “BALONEY”! AND… AND…
*Rips off the mack*
Yuck! Pretty smelly in that thing. How do they stand it?
Bedder qweshtun iz…how do we feed it to ourselves ????
Guilty pleasure. Baloney on white bread with mayo and sweet pickle relish. Yum! We won’t mention the blazing bilge-fire heartburn that comes later…
blony, mayo, moose-turd, white squishy bred, chedar cheeze. Mmmmmm.
Baloney & Mayo ???
Ai haz to hav it wif mustard….prefferably teh spicy mustard….
On wheet,wif amerikun cheez….
***hold teh hartburn***
Thers no akshual food involvd when yu eet bloney, mirakul wip, an kraff american cheeze on wite bred.
(whispers) *but itz so yummee…*
:snerk: no fudz were hurt in produssing dis sammich. ….
Yesh. Teh onlee sammich certifyd by teh ASPCF…
ha, ha, hardy, har, harbawl…
(how yU maek teh silleh larffing fase?, btw)
hi kitkay – you types
: lol :
but wifout teh spases.
If yu luk at http://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
yu can see all teh funnees.
Ohia kitkay – yu type
: lol :
without teh spases.
Ebben beddur kweshtyun iz … Y doo we feadz it 2 owr kitletz?
they’ve lost most of their senses
Wayte, wayte, wayte, I can haz mask plz?
*sprays it with Fabreez and wipes it off*
*put’s on mask*
Hokay…
HOW SHE IS HOLDING THAT POOR CAT UP?? I SEE A COLLAR AND A CLIP FROM A LEASH. IS SHE HOLDING HIM UP BY THE NECK?? OMG, SHE COULD STRANGLE HIM!!! NO WONDER HIS POINTY ENDS ARE OUT!!
*takes mask off*
Still smellz…pleh!
Wuz wunderrin dat myself…..
p.s. troll + ferbreez = YUK!
Wuz hoapin Furbreaze woo tayke awai trollie smell. Guezz wii needz industreeal stroong deoderyzer!
sunlite. is teh onli wai.
reel sunlite, nawt teh deturgent
Howz abowt deturgent AHND sun ?????
…ahnd a Zippo fer dat shirt…….
‘grees wif yu!
*Flick*
*Fwooomph!*
You’re welcome!
Hey…ai fink Purrfessor Beaker wuz lukkin fer hiz zippo….
Ai finks we’ve fownd it !!
awwwww… *puts away sherlock holmes cap and bubblol pipe*
Nah. Dis wun is mien. Tehre’s plentee ov Zippos in teh Tybooteek…
I finks dis is teh onlee tiem peeps is glad I has a Zippo…
Ain’t dat teh troof……
‘an thus it wuz dat “Pantz-awn-fyre” Maus saved teh cheezland frum a plage uv pleh sherts…’ toon in tommorow fore part III uv ‘teh sekret diarees uv petunia’
how comz u sez is blonee wen iz rly hoddog? That iz my mane prolem.
Troo dat, but da sawng doan sai, “Mai hawtdawg haz uh furst naym…”
i awlays wuz impresd becuz teh sawng sais its spelld “b-o-l-o-g-n-a”
yea right! *snickers* dose peeps kant spell at alls!
Oskir Meyer makes me cry
For B-A-L-O-N-E-Y.
Ahhhh, mortadella, teh bologna mayd in Bologna is oh so gud, iz teh lunchmeat ob teh gods.
Sol!!!!!!! I hazznt scene u in sush a lawng tyme, I missded u!! (day layte, dollar short, that’s me…)
Where teh meat
meets defeat
on our street
I cann lookz kewt wen ai nomz!
Ai jes haz tu sez iyt: *muffled choking laughter*
“Wen Kitten iys dun wif her dinnure, her wil be : …………. (mrpfffff, hak, koff)
…………….. FULL OV BAHLOHNEEY !” !!!!!!
bwavo!! *clappity clappity*
Jess lahk teh ress ub us hear!
I am very mad at lol! I created and submitted an eerily similiar LOL. Mine just didn’t say “is”. I submitted this well before this one and it didn’t make it!
Ohai, stoudts! Joyn da klub … da leenkee 4 da wun I maykdid iz neer da tawp uv dis fred.
Ramynz me uv da “nom de plume” lol uh kuppla daiz agoe win bowt siks r sebbun peepz sed dey maykdid da saym lol…
wii canst jets ahngree – lyk wiff comintz GMTA
onna jesterdaz 1 wiff orjinz kitteh fiten papatowles
sum 1 sez iz der pichsure wiff anudder cashun
dat b worz mi tinkz
kitteh iz 2 kute!
LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!
jean valjean kitteh gset kawgt swipen
fud fum hoomun pixnix meatz platta
Ooh! Les Miserablols!!
i has a confooz! i favoritted dis pichur, but diffrunt pichur showz up in favoris: font iz yello and has just one “nom” in capshun!!1! ftw??
(pssst, kitteh, i fink dat ur hotdog dat has furst name, not baloney, dats ok, same fing onleh skinnyer XD)
Yeah, I think that’s a hotdog (uncooked, it looks like), not boloney.
unkookderd hotdawg? listeria. do not want.
is okay, is “fully cookered” just heet and eet, not raw meetz (but taists better to hoomans wen dey has brown fripan or grill stripes)
Amerikin hotdog IS same as american bloney. Just tubuloloar. Fact.
So all dose peeps hu sneer at teh fried bloney sammich an then go grill ther hotgoggees has false sneerings.
*snerk* false sneerings…
akshulee, pre-cooked hot dawgz is very common source of teh listeria. and listeria can cause spontaneous miscarriage. very bad. if u is preggerz, make sure u cook all hot dawgs thorolee until dey is teamin on teh inside. listeria also deli meetz.
Iz all Oscar Meyer! No diff.
My baloney has a sekund name its….
wherd my baloney go!!!!!!!!
Mawm!!!!!!
i perfer hoat dogz but baloney fine wif meh
Was yer baloney’s last name?
Wen u has no cheezburgers, den u can has a lunchmeat. I wuld eat pastrami.
baloney kitteh FTW!!!!!!!
my favorit fud is balone :p NOM!
duz yew noes ware balonee cumz frum?!
It comes from the refrigerator, of course.
WHAT KIND OF KITTEH IS DIS?
i’m getting one soon and i want one of these
Kitteh ful uv balonee tellz gud storyz. Littul hard 2 beleev, tho.
lmao, that’s totally ahhhhsome. xD I love et. The evil kitteh vs. the evil bologna!
and to top it all off, ‘Nom-Nom’ is mah nickname. xDDD
That’s EPIC win.
And to the person who asked what kind of cat this is – It’s a Siamese cat.
OMG SO AWESOME THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE LITERALLY BUST OUT LAUGHING FROM ONE OF THESE LOLs. hooray for making me crack up on a friday night! hahahahahahaha…