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INVISIBLE STUCK PICKLE JAR

i thot u dint liek pickles.

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  1. annipuss says:

    Get a grip

    • Lyanthya says:

      Congratshoelaces, annipuss! Wat drink an dans yew wunt?

      • annipuss says:

        Thx Lyantha. Ai’ve just had mai lunsh, soe just coughee and noe dansis fur teh tiem bein!

        • cweenmj says:

          Mornin Annipuss!! it b deh six-firtee ay em here. I gibz u big steemee mug uv koffee. Duz u wanting it blakk? oar iz u like mii adn playing wif deh chemistree set, 2. I likez deh shugger adn creemer in it. Dis b Caturday, so I putting a liddul Bayleez in ‘sted uv deh creemer. mmmmmm.

          • annipuss says:

            Mornin 2 u cweenmj. Itz 3pm heer in TTI. Sunnee, but berry cowld – las week woz bowt 80 2dai iz neerer 60. Ai liek mai koffee strong an blakk wivout shugr thx (tee not 2 strong, but noe meelk oar shugr) Liek meelk on itz oan tho!

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            :D !! Waht wun can lern about wun’s frenz heer in Cheezland! LOL! Bayleeves awn Caturday! MJ – ai’m coming to visit yoo!!

            An Annipuss – taht wuz a REELEE gud NS commint! Hao ai wish ai cud doo that!!

            But – yoo ar just follwing in teh footseps ov yur illustreeus countree peeple – teh eversofunnee AWL of them. Is it the aire?? Teh fud?? Teh Jammey dodgerz an Bnagers an mash an. . .awl those interesting things!

            Purrhaps eben – teh aksent???? LOL! Wahteber! So glad yoo are heer. And Conga Ratz once again!!

            • annipuss says:

              Wee haz 2 haz a sens uv hyumer 2 put up wiv teh wevver.
              Az fur teh acksent – wee duzn’t haz wun. itz teh `Mericanz dat torks funnee.

    • Ails says:

      Has anyone els notis my feetz r morfin into Alsation dog??

      (jus luk upside downz)

  2. Now yoo in a reel pikul!

  3. annipuss says:

    Looks like just the two of us, Daisy – and I have to go out now. So you are on your own!

  4. yo says:

    Visible down syndrome.

  5. Usoki says:

    Wow, an early comment… who posts photos this early in the morning, anyway? This early hour doesn’t actually exist. Err, I mean…

    ooh i’m first lol but who pots stuff tihs early OMG???????///

  6. SolnEsther says:

    ‘posable thums wood be handi ryte noaw, anybody seed teh cap snaffler?

  7. Onion says:

    Waa put sum make-up on.

  8. SolnEsther says:

    “Dont know much about dancin
    Thats why I got this song
    One of my legs is shorter than the other
    n both my feets too long
    I’m a dancin fooo-oo-oool,
    I’m a dancin fooo-oo-oool”

  9. Moppel says:

    Cud aswell be that boxin cat here:

  10. Cimbacat says:

    Ay thinkd waz immeetashon of basement cat. Teh eyes haz gooolish look.

  11. Mouse says:

    He sayz hold da picklez… I wonda how longs he wants me to holdz dem for?

  12. shaungrl says:

    Oh peeps, I needs a group hug, ’cause I has such a sad.

    Kitteh looks like 9 yr old, Nermal, they PTS yesterday. Discarded by her ‘mom’ along with her sister, 8 yr old, Mittens. So scared, they just huddled in their cage with huge owl eyes. I talked and scritched Nermal into purring and making kitty bread. Mittens let me touch her, too. But time is not on kittehs side at a shelter, they were combative to all other peeps, so it was their turn. I ‘helped’ get them from their cage so there would be less trauma to them. I gave Nermal one last scritch and started my weekend by crying for 30 miles until I got home.

    I call every pupper/kitteh by their name for their short stay, whether they go out the front door by rescue or out the back by PTS. They had love from Shaungrl at the end. And that little bit of love and dignity is why I’ll stay the whole six weeks at this job reassignment. I’m also there to make the permanent peep’s job easier on them. I’ve watched them and they all are caring peeps towards every pup/kit who comes through.

    Yes, I has a sad major…

    • AfriCat says:

      {{{{{{shaungirl}}}}}} I has a sad naow 2. Peeps at work will aks “y u criez?”
      I criez fur all teh kittehs an goggies they PTS.
      Shaungirl, u must b teh special kitteh-angel 2 cumfurt them.
      I feelz r sad.
      Big hugz.

    • Missy says:

      {{{Shaungrl}}} You are a much stronger person than I could ever be. A horrible, horribe thing to deal with and you made their “last few” happy and secure. You’re my hero. Their own person did not have the caring, grace, or decency to seek another solution for their care but you gave them comfort, dignity, and warmth. I weep with you and thank you for having the courage and strength to do what I could not.

    • Big hugs to you, and thanks for showing Nermal and Mittens love and caring during their last times.

    • Kayjoy says:

      thank you, dear shaungirl, for being there for those kittehs. your love made a difference to them and now they are at peace together. many good cats are waiting to greet them in kitteh heaven.
      [[[[[[[[shaun]]]]]]]]

    • shaungrl says:

      Tanks ebberbodese.

    • LOLDemon says:

      shaungirl, u iz amayzin, strawng, luvin purrsun tu halp taek kaer uv deez animulz dat needz it. I no it duzent seem liek much et tiemz liek dis, but hazin sumwun dere hu kaerz sew much abowt dem reelee duz maek a difurens eevin tu teh animulz u kant sayv. Dayr iz gunna b sew mehnee animulz waytin fr u at teh Raynbo Bridj tu sey “fank u”, eedur fr helpin dem faind deyr furevur hoem or fr jest beeyin sumwun hu kaerd wen teh rest uv teh wurld dident seem tu.

      Weer awl heer fr u. Mah reskyood puppeh an bunnehz send deyr luv.

    • Cassidy says:

      {{{{{Shaungirl}}}}}

      Kudos to you for what you do and what you are.

    • BGee says:

      ([{Shaungrl}]) u kan haz all kindz o hugz – az manee az u need.
      Ai iz sorre u haz a sad, but it givz me a happy to hear from such a kind heart. This was a sad end for two kittehs who didn’t deserve it, but you did the right thing – giving them as much love and comfort as they would accept in their last hours. Being in a shelter does provide some level of comfort. It would have been so much worse for the kittehs had indoor raised cats just been dumped on the rood to starve or (as is more likely around here) to be eaten by the coyotes.
      U R on mai prayer list todae.

    • upfi says:

      {{{{{shaungrl}}}}}

      Oohh, u haz awl risun 2 have a big sad. Mai eyes are leeking nao, too. *sniff* But fanks 4 being wif our furry purry frends in teh ends. Ai iz awed bai u.

    • tidmum says:

      {{{{{{{Shaungirl}}}}}}}}
      I has teh sads wiv yoo to.
      Fankyoo fer beein so kind an luvving to dem por por tiddies. Dey will renember yor kindness ober teh brij.

    • Duffy says:

      {{{{{{{shaungrl}}}}}}}}
      All teh stars shine down on yu kindly, shaungrl: I weeps wif yu. They say all teh aminals you have met wif in this life will speek for or aginst yu at the judjment in teh afterlief…we noe hu will speek for you!!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      oh shaungirl! Ai am crying now too! Taht is so – so SAD!!! How could anyone NOT cry! And thank our dear CC that you could be with them. And how utterly awful to think how happy these two kittehs could have made someone – if only there had been a way to get them together!

      You are a hero in my book too! In EVERY possible sense of the word!! I’m not sure I could do it. You are . . .very very brave indeed.

      {{{{{{shaungirl}}}}}

    • cheshirekittehkat says:

      Mai hat’s aowf tuu yuu, Shaungrl; Ai cud nebber duz wut yuu duu:

      Tahnk CC taht tehre ar Cheezefrends liek yuu tuu halp teh aminules throo dere
      layst tiems;

      {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ SHAUNGRL}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

      ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

    • U has sad majur noaw. Butt wen u git too rainbow brij u gonna hab a Hart Essplode Wiff Joy Majur.

      Cuz all teh puppurs an kittehs gonna bee waitin. An wen dey sees u cumin arown
      teh bend a showt gunna go up an a littul trumput gonna blow and all teh frends u
      wur gud and gabe lubs too gonna surrownd u wiff joy and say Tank u furr makin
      owr trip obbur so much bettur… and den u will noe teh diffrunce u made.

      {{{{{{Shaungurl}}}}}}

      Tank u furr dooin Your Job Here.

    • lunarmommy says:

      o shaungrl, my hart is borkded for yoo. yoo are so brav an kind to help these por kittehs an goggies in their last times. i trooly belieevs, teh bad part iz only for a moment, tehn tehy wakes up in a place taht iz warm an safe an happy an tehy will never be skared or lonly or hurted again, an tehy rebembers teh kind purson hoo helpded tehm an wait till tehy can sees yoo again an give yoo luv an fanks.
      {{{{{{{{{shaungrl}}}}}}}}

    • tessm says:

      {{{{{hugs}}}}} :(

    • nativeca66 says:

      {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{shaungrl}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

      /\_/\
      ( o.o,)
      > ^ <

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      {{{{{{{{{{{shaungirl}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    • FreeLion says:

      {{{{{{{{{{ Shaungrl }}}}}}}}}}
      Fank u Shaungrl, 4 b-ing kynd 2 Nermel n Mittens, n halping maak tehir last fyu mem’reez moar plezant, n nawt az horribul az tehy wud hab bin.
      Tehy will b amung teh manee peepul n luving kreetchurz taht will greet u at teh Rainbo Bridj wif joi, big hugz, mutch snorgling n purrrrrrrz, wen u joyn tehm.
      U maak mee prowd 2 b teh saam species. Ai will prolly kross ober b4 u, n ai will halp organyz a bunch ob us 2 b tehre at teh bridj 2 greet u.

      Hugz n cheezluv!

    • LyP says:

      {{{{{{shaungirl}}}}}}

      Thank yu so much foar beeing the kindness angel tu Mittens and Nermal. Yur kindness has brot a teer tu my I. I just imagine how much better those kittehs last days were with yu there fur them. Ai am glad tu kno peeps liek yu!

      The peeps from teh cheezfrenz yahoo group appreciate yu, tu! Thanks to booklion for sending me over heer tu reed this!

  13. Jack Deth says:

    Zawmbee Kitteh duz
    verreh straynjj rendisshun
    ubz ‘Makkarayna’

    Coodz beez reeseebeeng
    messijj from Zawmbee Muthur Ship
    oarz iz juss playn weerd

    Zawmbee Kitteh tryz
    noo poasizishunn 2 getz
    lushussh Belleh rubz :-)

    Jack.

  14. smammie says:

    {{{{{{Shaungrl}}}}} Aye iz cryin tu….

  15. AllyBally says:

    Meez tu! :’(

    Ma auntie’s kitteh woz just PTS coz cudn’t walk no more so gud, an felled down da stayrs when she trid 2 cum down dem.

    Her woz 19! yirs old!

    Thk god der iz ppls like Shaungrl 2 make der kittehs last moments hav da luv an da happeh. Bless u.

    An ppls who abandon kittehs? DO NOT WANT!!!!

  16. trtskh says:

    wen u sed buyz dis jar ob pikclolz again?

  17. rodney dill says:


    Now when he was a young man,
    He’d never thought he’d see,
    (King Tut)
    People stand in line,
    To see the boy king.
    (King Tut)
    How’d you get so funky?
    (Funky Tut)
    They said you do the monkey.
    (Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut)
    (King Tut)
    Now if I’d known,
    They’d line up just to see him,
    (King Tut)
    I’d've taken all my money,
    And bought me a museum.
    (King Tut)
    Buried with a donkey,
    (Funky Tut)
    He’s my favorite honkey.
    (Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut)
    Dancing by the Nile,
    (Disco dancing)
    The ladies love his style.
    (Fox Tut)
    Rockin’ for a mile,
    (Rockin’ Tut)
    He ate a crocodile.
    He gave his life for tourism.
    (King Tut)
    (Tut, tut. Tut, tut . . .)
    Golden idols!
    He’s an Egyptian!
    They’re selling you.
    (King Tut)
    Now when I die,
    Now don’t think I’m a nut.
    (King Tut)
    Don’t want no fancy funeral,
    Just one like old King Tut.
    (King Tut)
    He could’a won a Grammy,
    (King Tut)
    Buried in his ‘jamies.
    (Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, he was born in Arizona)
    He’s got a condo made of stone-a. . .
    (King Tut)

    (– as performed by Steve Martin)

  18. greasycat says:

    (strain) (grunt) Must has piklez fur cheezburger (strain) Curse mai lak of posable thumbs !!

  19. LOLDemon says:

    Hay u. Ya, us dayr, wif teh upoezabul fums. Halp a kitteh owt?

  20. vr0n says:

    Even tho crying for shaungrl….

    Wondrn y pickl jar kitteh hus upsiyd down kitteh helping too???? (why weird kitteh eyes in groin??????)

    Too much 2 think about.

    • nativeca66 says:

      Ai noatissed taht 2. Ai wunder iffen ai scritch da top kitteh on da puma (belleh) iffen taht cownts fur scritchen da bottum kitteh ahind da eirz? Iz toofur!

  21. LP says:

    i has lolz..thats funny greasycat

  22. greycat says:

    Are you sure kitteh isn’t gangbanger trowin sines?

  23. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    haaaay macarana!

  24. greyman says:

    Ketteh is trowin’gang sines

  25. Missy says:

    Kitteh swings tew “dancin wit mysellf”….oh, oh, oh-oh.

  26. mrs bob (not really) says:

    well, piclz arnt really cats fav food, so y bother? now, if it wuz tuna, dat wod b a totaly diferent story…

  27. mrs bob (not really) says:

    huh?

  28. Duffy says:

    Sumwun is dropped icekyoob down nek!!!!

  29. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Iyf kitteh kan nawt geyt iynbisibul pikkel jar oapen, hims wil bouns iyt aowf teh iynbisibul waul, adn wakk iyt wif teh iynbisibul hammure;

    Tehn hims wil puttez i.pikkel onna taupe ov iynbisibul cheezeburger iyn iynbisibul bunn;

    Hims wil tehn prohceede tuu nom hims iynbisibul luunch;

    ( rite heer hims insynsurts an iynbisibul BURP!!!!!!!!!) :roll:

  30. Mebbe hee shud ask his wise frend furr help.

    (Look on his lower tum an u will see teh face.)

  31. burfday fairy says:

    *stops havin teh leeky eyez for shaungrl long enuff to say* heer’s teh burfday fairy wif a big HAPPY BURFDAY to all the cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs, an eben teh trollz, hoo has ther burfdays today!!11!!!! have sum lovly homemaed choklit cake (iz better tahn pikkles), an maybee giv yourself teh warm happees by makin a donashun to your lokal aminul shelter in honor ob yor dayz on erth.

  32. lizbiz says:

    he look lyk he culd b freestylin’ yo.

  33. catalogical humor says:

    Invisible Pitchfork

  34. owntcat says:

    Holdz teh invisibul mayo!

  35. guitarfreak says:

    maybee tu put on teh cheezberger

  36. steven says:

    looks more like gangster kitty!

  37. bartkid says:

    b-boy cat jest told you, you bin servd.

  38. guitarfreak says:

    WAYT! Iz dat…. HAPPYCAT?! HAPPYCATZ BACK?!


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