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Sine it naow.
may i reedz it 1st?
congratz on ur top spot, annipuss
Why don’t you trust meh?
Yay Anni 4 ur tawp spawt awn teh brayde!!!!! An yay Maus an Kj!
Krissy’s duz teh harebraydez but nawt teh tatttooooingz, sry.
Caturdai Eve, happee silleebrayshunz!
Hey ZF! Long time no viddy! ‘Sup?
Luuk daon teh fred an sii wussup, I can bearlee kiip mai eyzez open frum awl teh ruckuss! U as horse owner iz in tribble oops TRUBBLE agin…..
yay! klokwerk oring XP
Yay FRIDAY!
I has a big happie, my Weezie is ok, and so can I buy a rownd uv drinks fur everywun? The big braid, and everyboddie else 2!
Plais ur order, plz!
Amaretto cawfee?
Beaujolais?
Cheery brandie?
Definitelee glad taht Weezie iz ok
Ebbereebuddee be happee
Fank goodness Weezie iz ok
Gushifudz 4 awl
Happeetayle 4 Weezie
I…
Drambuie
Every kind of Scotch Whiskey (I know: lame)
Framboise
grappa
highballs
icy tee
jungle joos
Ginger wine
Heineken
Iced Tea
Joos
Kirch
Lemonade
M
Moar lemonayde
Nip ov brandy, small, hooman, for the consumpshum of
Ordinaree beerz
Popsikkelz
Q…
Martoonie
Nehi
Ornj Joos
Punkin ade
Quince joos
R
Rob Roy (GRATE moovie too!)
Slingapore Swing
Toddies, hawt
Raspberrie slusihie
Sangria
Tankeray
U
Unhawt toddiez
Verree dry martooniez
Waterz (ok, sum ov us haz tew dryve yawl home, ya noez!)
Xtra iyce
Yaller rotgut
Zamboniez! (u dont wanna know)
Grate liszt!! ♫
An Maus! Nawt lame! Nawt fur yoo? Ai dont know fur shur, but ai think the verree vurst tiem yoo ebber spoke to mee wuz when ai had just fixeded wun ov yur hed slplrts an I offered yoo teh hawt choklit.
An yoo asked if yoo cud hav sum Scotch!
An then paws4thot struggled to selekt just teh nine varieteez we nao stock awn teh CCC!!! Pore fellow! It wuz so hard fur him to do wif just teh nine!
{{{{{{Weezie & Leeza-B}}}}}}
Doo ai getz 2 reed it nawt-sekond?
Just sign on the dotted line…
I wanna consult a lolyer!
Kitteh intends 2 sit inna lap uf luxuree fur eber afer.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
You don’t wanna back up over teh skunk agin?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk…
HAY!!! Dat’s a viola joak!!! Alsew a conductor joak, bedderer taht wai akshullee
How do you know if a viola section is at your front door?
No one knows when to come in…
ROFL gotta add taht tew mai cullekshun, I thot I herd em awl, but kleerlee teh viola playerz savez teh best fur in teh sekshun.
What’s the difference between a cello and a viola?
The cello burns longer…
How do you get two flutists to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one.
Aha, ur nawt menshunnin teh piccolo playerz, hoo is uzhyool teh butt ov this wun
I noes. I changeded it just fer yoo…
A-HA!!!! I haz had mai picc heer in mai lap jess waitin fer u!! *Breaks intew StarznStrypez in bofe keyz atwunse*
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
My brayne hertz!
Sownd liek teh start uv a “Iz dat a piccolo in yur lap,or…..” joke..
Mausie, serv u rite, pthththblblt!
An Meeck, u awtta be
of urslef fer thinkin sush things 
Naw….iz Caturday eve….ai iz feeling frisky !!
Dere’s a joek in dere, butt Ai’m leebin it alown!
Hmmm…violence towards string instruments ???
….and the wind section ???
Stamp out hate an violins!
No no <NO Mausie! Ur tellin it rong. Wutz teh diffrense between a violin an a viola?
The viola burns lawnger!
is how it goez.
a pedal steel joak:
wutsa diffrens between a pedal steel ana 57 Chevy?
yu can tune a 57 Chevy…
@@@@@@@@@@@@ I likes taht wun, cSmall!
What’s the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who knows how to play the trombone but chooses not to.
am dat teh tromboan een yur lap???
oar duz yew juss hab an ich??
any drummers out there?
How can yu tell if teh stage is level?
the drummer drools out of both sides of hims mouth…
What did the timpanist get on his I.Q. test?
Drool…
How can you tell if there’s a banjo player at your door?
They can’t find the key, the knocking speeds up, and they don’t know when to come in.
Encore! Encore! Moar!
.
The definition of perfect pitch, is…
Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim…
Or a banjo, or bagpipes or [insert your most reviled instrument here]
Wow…lots uv instrument issues todai…
Lie down onna cowch ahnd tell Dr.Eeck AWL abowt it….
LOL!!! OH! PLEEZ dont stop. Ai am laffing so hard ai can hardlee breathe! An ai certanlyee shud know sum too ! But mai mind iz in a brayne freez, apphairentlee - blindeded bai teh brilliyance ov the rest of yoo.
*suddenlee pops in from the abyss*
…we could throw the tenors in after the sopranoes. without hitting the baritones…..
*makes hasty exit back to rift in timespacecontinyu uhm*
Teh bagpipes iz a wunderfull instrooment but best at a distans - sai abowt 3 miels…:lol:
What’s the difference between a dressmaker and an alto?
The dressmaker tucks up the frills…
um… ai am nawt sure, but ai fink ai’m sposed to be insulted bai dat…
Oh, les not get started on teh voyses!!! Or els we have to ecksplain why spanoes can sing so hi
wadaya call a trumpeter who just broke up with hims grrrlfrend?
hoamless.
Didja heer da wun bowt da drummer hoo cood keap uh steddee beet?
…
*wayt 4 it*
…
Neevur did I!!1!
*ba-dum chhhh*
The viola plaier wuz cryin.
“Why are yu cryin?”
“Teh cello player untuned wun of mah strings an wont tell me wich wun!”
Loudon Wainright nebber rote a sawng abowt a dead lawyer in the road?
then we beez man and kitteh fur lyfe
tuna n salmon,plz