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may i reedz it 1st?
congratz on ur top spot, annipuss
Why don’t you trust meh?
pwomiss i wont keel yu tonyt.
Yay Anni 4 ur tawp spawt awn teh brayde!!!!! An yay Maus an Kj!
Krissy’s duz teh harebraydez but nawt teh tatttooooingz, sry.
Caturdai Eve, happee silleebrayshunz!
Hey ZF! Long time no viddy! ‘Sup?
Luuk daon teh fred an sii wussup, I can bearlee kiip mai eyzez open frum awl teh ruckuss! U as horse owner iz in tribble oops TRUBBLE agin…..
yay! klokwerk oring XP
yah, awr sovyit russia (ai bleev mista burgess borroeded sum “slang” wurdz frum teh rushinz?)
Yay FRIDAY!
I has a big happie, my Weezie is ok, and so can I buy a rownd uv drinks fur everywun? The big braid, and everyboddie else 2!
Plais ur order, plz!
Amaretto cawfee?
Beaujolais?
Cheery brandie?
Definitelee glad taht Weezie iz ok
Ebbereebuddee be happee
Fank goodness Weezie iz ok
Gushifudz 4 awl
Happeetayle 4 Weezie
I…
Drambuie
Every kind of Scotch Whiskey (I know: lame)
Framboise
grappa
highballs
icy tee
jungle joos
Ginger wine
Heineken
Iced Tea
Joos
Kirch
Lemonade
M
Moar lemonayde
Nip ov brandy, small, hooman, for the consumpshum of
Ordinaree beerz
Popsikkelz
Q…
Martoonie
Nehi
Ornj Joos
Punkin ade
Quince joos
R
Rob Roy (GRATE moovie too!)
Slingapore Swing
Toddies, hawt
Raspberrie slusihie
Sangria
Tankeray
U
Unhawt toddiez
Verree dry martooniez
Waterz (ok, sum ov us haz tew dryve yawl home, ya noez!)
Xtra iyce
Yaller rotgut
Zamboniez! (u dont wanna know)
Grate liszt!! ♫
An Maus! Nawt lame! Nawt fur yoo? Ai dont know fur shur, but ai think the verree vurst tiem yoo ebber spoke to mee wuz when ai had just fixeded wun ov yur hed slplrts an I offered yoo teh hawt choklit.
An yoo asked if yoo cud hav sum Scotch!
An then paws4thot struggled to selekt just teh nine varieteez we nao stock awn teh CCC!!! Pore fellow! It wuz so hard fur him to do wif just teh nine!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
iz blamin u 4 teh moosikkul ingztermink joakin whut it iz taht u starteded.
Jakkewz: u grated Liszt – adn it sprinkkled awl dow teh kommmintz!
{{{{{{Weezie & Leeza-B}}}}}}
Doo ai getz 2 reed it nawt-sekond?
Just sign on the dotted line…
I wanna consult a lolyer!
Kitteh intends 2 sit inna lap uf luxuree fur eber afer.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
You don’t wanna back up over teh skunk agin?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk…
HAY!!! Dat’s a viola joak!!! Alsew a conductor joak, bedderer taht wai akshullee
How do you know if a viola section is at your front door?
No one knows when to come in…
ROFL gotta add taht tew mai cullekshun, I thot I herd em awl, but kleerlee teh viola playerz savez teh best fur in teh sekshun.
What’s the difference between a cello and a viola?
The cello burns longer…
How do you get two flutists to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one.
Aha, ur nawt menshunnin teh piccolo playerz, hoo is uzhyool teh butt ov this wun
I noes. I changeded it just fer yoo…
A-HA!!!! I haz had mai picc heer in mai lap jess waitin fer u!! *Breaks intew StarznStrypez in bofe keyz atwunse*
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
My brayne hertz!
Sownd liek teh start uv a “Iz dat a piccolo in yur lap,or…..” joke..
Mausie, serv u rite, pthththblblt!
An Meeck, u awtta be
of urslef fer thinkin sush things 
Naw….iz Caturday eve….ai iz feeling frisky !!
Dere’s a joek in dere, butt Ai’m leebin it alown!
roflol, i playd floot, taht iz so troo!!
Hmmm…violence towards string instruments ???
….and the wind section ???
Stamp out hate an violins!
No no <NO Mausie! Ur tellin it rong. Wutz teh diffrense between a violin an a viola?
The viola burns lawnger!
is how it goez.
a pedal steel joak:
wutsa diffrens between a pedal steel ana 57 Chevy?
yu can tune a 57 Chevy…
@@@@@@@@@@@@ I likes taht wun, cSmall!
What’s the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who knows how to play the trombone but chooses not to.
am dat teh tromboan een yur lap???
oar duz yew juss hab an ich??
any drummers out there?
How can yu tell if teh stage is level?
the drummer drools out of both sides of hims mouth…
What did the timpanist get on his I.Q. test?
Drool…
How can you tell if there’s a banjo player at your door?
They can’t find the key, the knocking speeds up, and they don’t know when to come in.
Encore! Encore! Moar!
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The definition of perfect pitch, is…
Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim…
Or a banjo, or bagpipes or [insert your most reviled instrument here]
Wow…lots uv instrument issues todai…
Lie down onna cowch ahnd tell Dr.Eeck AWL abowt it….
LOL!!! OH! PLEEZ dont stop. Ai am laffing so hard ai can hardlee breathe! An ai certanlyee shud know sum too ! But mai mind iz in a brayne freez, apphairentlee – blindeded bai teh brilliyance ov the rest of yoo.
*suddenlee pops in from the abyss*
…we could throw the tenors in after the sopranoes. without hitting the baritones…..
*makes hasty exit back to rift in timespacecontinyu uhm*
Teh bagpipes iz a wunderfull instrooment but best at a distans – sai abowt 3 miels…:lol:
What’s the difference between a dressmaker and an alto?
The dressmaker tucks up the frills…
um… ai am nawt sure, but ai fink ai’m sposed to be insulted bai dat…
Oh, les not get started on teh voyses!!! Or els we have to ecksplain why spanoes can sing so hi
wadaya call a trumpeter who just broke up with hims grrrlfrend?
hoamless.
Didja heer da wun bowt da drummer hoo cood keap uh steddee beet?
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*wayt 4 it*
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Neevur did I!!1!
*ba-dum chhhh*
Definition of a Gentlemen:
“A person who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn’t”
The viola plaier wuz cryin.
“Why are yu cryin?”
“Teh cello player untuned wun of mah strings an wont tell me wich wun!”
Loudon Wainright nebber rote a sawng abowt a dead lawyer in the road?
then we beez man and kitteh fur lyfe
tuna n salmon,plz
CONGA RATS 2 annipuss, Maus and Kayjoy on deir threesum ty! Plz go rite thru 2 teh ty bootique and seleckt ur prezzies! Kthxbai!!!1!
thanx, upfi! – i luv ur cattypillar
Don’ reed it. Jus sine rite heer. Trust meh.
And no pre-nip, remembers?
Maus an Leeza, wii gotz a liddle problem…. Lass nyte I wuz shoor I herd Petunia drivin a buncha noo kleer skwirrlz down teh street, strate at teh water, hollerin, “Off wii goez, intwo teh wylde bloo yonder” (oar mehbeh shii wuz sayin “wylde bloo bukkit”, I wuz half asleepz…)
hmmm… r u shure it wuz nawt the skwirrlz driving Petunia??
They can be a littul assertive sumtimes. The nooklear effeckt, u noes…
Yahbutt awlsew I herded a mausie male voyse rawkusslee singin, “I’m a wramblin rekk frun Jorjya Tekk an a helluvan enjineer” Tihs wuz teh troo spekkticul, audiobilitee-wyze!
Are you aware that Petunia can speak now? It may have been her singing…
Ahem. Yes I noez Petunia haz been given voyce, as it were, and even her own email addy (I bet if I wrote tew Petunia at Gmaildotcom I’d get her
) but az I sed, thsi wuz a mayle voyce, nawt unlyke a drunken maus.
I iz innocen… innusee… um… I didn’t doos it! I wuz at rehearsal till laet…
and see, thats where I see a problum wif dat sinario… I do nawt think u can herd skwirrlz. any more than u can herd kittehs.
**wunders wut REELY happend last night**
Maybe u cant nor I cant herd skwirrlz, but Petunia shoor kan!
An beesydez, wut iz this ginormaus pyle ov recyklded hay doin owt bai mai dryvewai? Eh?
*trujjez orf tew cleen up wut Petunia mayded*
Byebye awl, Happee Weekend!
*Peeks around the corner*
Um… Sry Auntie ZF. Teh skwirllz an I will cleens taht up…
**waves byby to ZF**
**turns and gives Petoonia and teh skirrlz a LUK**
Um… Gotta go Aunt Leeza. I gots… um… chores to do. Um… yeah… chores…
o hai, petunia!
Ai’ve herd skwirrls – dey maek a sawt uv skweek
I herded a kitteh!
Yes you did! How is teh kitteh?
Butt u CAN hurd kittehs! Taek a luk @ teh bezt commurshul eber!
http://www.justforlaughs.com/videos/show/5816-eds-cowboys-herding-cats-Hilarious_Adverts_on-Top50_Best_Super_Bowl_Ads_of_all_time_on
Driving?! Driving what?!
The skwirrlz, duh. Lyke u drivez cattell oar shiipzez. U shud noez, u seemd tew b there singing some collij sawng!
I know, boooring. But I canna tell a lye.
You lyre.
No, if I lyez mai stringz Bcomz looose. See hao they awl tight an in-tyoone?
llllllllllll see?
*Plink Plonk Plunk*
Yup. Nice an tite…
hmmm yew bin reedin teh Book of Three?
Teh harper Fflewddur Fflam liekz tew uh… Mbellish, yeah, datsit. Luklee win he does, hiz harpstrings snap. Doan think hii ebber lerns hyms lesson.
Nawt froo teh hole Prydain sereez ob buuks.
(Ncludes teh Blak Call dren.)
YAY, annipuss, Maus & Kayjoy!!!
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It’s a braid!!!
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Wuht wuld y’awl liek fer yur sillybrashuns? Dwinkees? Danses? Choklikts???
ohai PB2k, how is Uz todai?
Howz Ur counts and kittehs?
Todai iz tired dai. Pleh. I fink mai cownts ar going doan purty fast. I gottid up, an nao I needs a nap frum all teh standing up taht I did.
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Teh kittehs ar gud – teh gurl kitteh an Ai ar engaged in a battul ov wills…nawt taht she wants me to sine anefing, but she duz wanna sit awn mai chest. An I doan wan her dere, I’z trying to git her to sit rite next to me….. gess hoo’s gonna win???
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Doan kno wehre teh Nawt-So-Liddel Blak kitteh iz. Culd be a gud fing, culd be a less gud fing….depends awn yur point ov vue!
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Hao ar fings wif yoo, 2K?
I ar gud PB2K waiting fur the weekend!
obcourse the kitteh
I hopez the kittehs is taking gud care of Uz
Take care PB2k
(((((((PB2K))))))))), finkin ob u! Hope teh gurl kitteh Bcomz amenaboblol tew ur plan ov her nawt sittin awn ur chest!
lolz Pb2K!
My blak kitteh lieks to lay on my chest too.
Itz nice to has them close, but nicer if u can breethes at the same tiem.
Hoap ur cownts come back up soon!
{{{{{{Pb2K}}}}}}}
Ai finks dat iz how teh kittehs gib comfort….mai Nikita iz alwais wantin to cuddle wen ai am sick.
18+ lbs.on mai chest izzint much “comfort”,tho…..
eggasklee! I lubs teh snuggles, but I lubs being abul to breef, too!
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4unatelee, teh gurl iz onlee abowt 6 pounds. NsL Blak kitteh is abowt 16 pounds….an hee *must* sit awn my chest….an tehn he purrs until wii awls feel bedder. Fankfullee, teh heet maeks bof of dem less lieklee to sit awn me. Wii nawt liek teh too warm at owr hows!
Nikita duzzint care if its hawt…..jus haz to sit awn momma.
Oh,ahnd {{{{PB2K}}}…hopes u feel bedderer soon!!
***waves floofy paws west from Plymouth****
O hai to both ov yoo!!
**waves floofy paws EAST of St. Joe!
It’s reelee byootiful heer today!! Nawt to hawt – an teh ayire – awl crispee!
An the sun iz shining pretilee, too!
AND teh mock oranj blossoms ar out full now! We hav THREE HYOOJ bushes – shrelee moar than 70 yeers old – in frunt of teh Nawty Barn!
Be shur to smell tehm awn yur way in!!
an yoo can taek a beeg boo Kay hoam wif yootoo!! Plentee fur awl.
Heer PB2K! *hands PB2K a hyooj boukay ov mock oranj blossoms*
Tehy smell SOOO sweet. Shud maek yur day a littel briter, ai hoep!!
ooh, fank yoo eber so mush, JCH4K!!!
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*waves eest to Eeck, an west to Janet*
*wave wave wave wave wave wave wave*
*wave wave wave wave wave wave wave*
*wave wave wave wave wave wave wave*
*wave wave wave wave wave wave wave*
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whew. that wuz enuf werk fer dis hour.
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*inhales a grate big whiff ov teh mock oranj blossoms*
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OOH HOW SWEET DEY IZ!!!!
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Dis will definiteelee make mai dai! Fanks agin! Y’awll iz teh bestest!!
PB2K how has yoo been feeling, mai frend?
ohai, Kafleen TNF!!! Fanks fer askin bowt me!! I’z gud, but tired. I iz dun wif teh pleh kemo, but nao wii waits fer teh blood cownts to go doan an tehn bak up agin. Todai iz a big “cownt go doan” day, so I has liddel energie. It’ll be dat wai fer abowt a week, methinks.
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Iz gud dai to practise mai kitteh immitatshun an nap a bit, I finks.
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An hao ar yoo, dahlink???
ai am dooing berry berry berry eggsellent. I kwit teh pleh jawb and kept teh niec wun where i werk wif teh nice girls. ai has stopped mai kitteh imitatioshuns so ai will let yew take ober dat. Ai finkso yew are right to pick today (and teh days when yew has nawt sew much energies) to work on your kitteh skillz, just so long as it duzzn’t becum a new wai of life (like it did fer me), but i do nawt finkso dat will be a problem for yew. yew seems to be eeger to get awl ur energies bak!
Yay to heer dat yur doin sew well!!! I’z glad yoo gottid rid ov teh pleh job – life iz too short fer yuk.
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I’z gonna werk at nawt making kitteh mai noo way ov life, but it’z alwais a risk, espshullee wehn yoo gits gud at nappinks!
*passes to PB2K a vase of pink cabbaj roses with a fragranz
like no other… alittle spicy, a little sweet*
i hope this bookay helps you in yr treetments, and that the fragrantz taeks yr mind off of any discomfort and gives you sweet dreemz and good rest
PB2K, dat’s whut ai fink, about teh jawbs. Mai parents wented ‘zom she’s kwitten her jawb call teh authorities!” and stuffs (ok, maybe not THAT dramatic) but ai just didn’t want to spent mai summer going to a jawb ai dredded every day! it’s nawt that ai hate awl jawbs. ai like teh other wun and ai like mai jawb at college berry mush… this wun just wasn’t fer me. ai will find new sekkund jawb. will be gud. ai want to have a happytayle summer… not a pleh wun! (ebben if ai make a little less munnies… but ai will try to make teh munnies too)
and iz berry hard wuns yew get good at nappink, but evenshully yew duzget boared of it… fer shure. ai finkso it’s wehn yew is gettin better and dunot need teh naps but are taking them anyway cuz they are comfy dat eventually ur body sez, “plz to be excuzing me, but ai has awlreddy slept 12 hours today… i donut need moar zzzz…. ai need more play and noms!”
fanks fer teh blooms, MaryO!!!! Yoo iz moas wunnerful!!
*takes big inhale ov teh speshul fragrance*
Oh, YUM!!!
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an, KTNF, iz gud to hab a happitayl summer wiff fewer munnies tahn a pleh summer wif lawts ov munnies – it’z nawt awl abowt teh munnies – it’z abowt teh happy!
AAAAAAA – MEN !!!!!
Teh munnies izzint ebberyfing…
nawt teh onlee fing,eether!
my yard if full of teh win smells too!
I has gardenya, magnoya, and mimosa all in bloom…
***sniiiiiiiiiiff***
*****ahh****
Yr mock oriingjz smell grate Janet!
Ai wud LUB a bokay…
***sniff,sniff…mmmmmm***
Iz gloomy heer…more storms went thru dis mornin.
storms are pleh! heer are sum daisies!!!
gib it a feww moar minnuts, Eeck! Teh skies ober A2 has jes gotten purty an bloo! (I hasn’t bin owtside yet – will do dat later todai.
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I shares mai bokay wif yoo!
Oh Nooez!! *clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip*
THERE! Heer yoo ar!!
Arnt they prittee??? An they doo smell soo gud. At dusk, tehy are speshullee fragrant. Ar blak wallnut treez were just in blloom!! An the air everwaher smelled just hevenlee!!
oooh, we have beeeeeeeeeeeeeeyutiful roses:
*gets out manicure scissors*
snipssnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipssnipsnipsnips
heare iza teeeny tiny bookay o miniachuure roses in shades of unpainted porcelain adn teh palest shade o peenk in a teenytinee vase
(wich ustabe a cardamom spice botlol)
ooh! thos are so dainty and lubberly, MaryO! Eek is so lukky to be gettin luch lubberly flowrs from teh cheezfrenz!
here, KTNF, here’s a ittybitty bouquet of bright red minichure roses.
They haz a slight fragrance,alsew, but nawt as peppery as the porcelain/peenky ones.
oh fankyoo, MaryO! Ai lubs me sum red roses!! Ai finkso they are sew classic and romantic and byootimus! Heer: i will gib yew sum lubberly pale peenk japanese cherry blossums from washingmachine, DC. Ai has to use mai flux capacitor to get them, but that’s nawt too much trubble to go throo for MaryO!!!
*passes ober some precompost compost*
here, put this in yr Mr Fusion . I assoom you has the upgraded model o teh flux capsitor, and dis is the premium grade fyuul for teh best rezultz!
nope
ai didn’t has room for it wen ai wuz stawking teh delorean wif fyoocheristic chawklits and fyremens
*screekscreekscreek*
tightens down the Mr Fusion onto teh hood o KTNF delorean.
Dere. Yr all set.
oh PB2K, i will substitooooooot for the Nawt so liddel blak kitteh if yew laik… ♥♥♥
PB2K, hoep yuu ar feline beddure sune; pleez tuu bee taikeiyng caire ov yuurseylfe;
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thanx, pb2k- hope ur feeling okay 2day
im bringin dancin choklit drinkz 4 all!
Thx PB2K. Hope teh PLEH goez awai fast. {{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}}
Demanding kitteh is demanding.
U sure iz rite aboot dat, Eve! Phew! Ai feelz awl hipponotized bai dat look on teh kitteh’s fayce.
Him luks so sinseer.
upfi, ai sure like ur avatar… it’s from an eggsellent childrens buk!
what is mine is mine and what is Urs is mine too.
that goes fur kittehs n kiddos both
luckily, they’re all so snorgullable
Ai yewzed 2 hab a hubbee hoo thot liek taht. “Yewzed 2 hab” bein teh kee werdz.
toddler roolz of pozeshun, culd aslo be kitteh roolz (fownd tehm on teh interwebz):
1. If I like it, it’s mine.
2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
5. If it’s mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in anyway.
6. If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically
becomes mine.
10. If it’s broken, it’s yours.
Kitteh has tattooed arm attached! Is a trick! Don’t sign!
puppeht kitteh (vry relistick) beeyang uoosed
ash pawhawn ehn eshtate skeem – b 4 waryned
Cos a ohn yoo
Kitteh sayz “Ai did awl mai hoemwurk, but teh goggie eated it!”
A likelee storee!!!!
How are fings,rhsb ??
Ohai, Eek!
Mai depreshun iz worser. Ai saw mai doktur yesterdai an hur putted mi on a seckund med. It tayks a whiel 4 it 2 kik in, sew ai’m just “hobblin” along until tehn.
Ai fownded a kitteh taht ai reely want, but need 2 get mai paruntz okay 4 it, speshully since iz a strong possibilitee taht ai’ll b movin in wif tehm soon.
Herez teh linky: http://www.adoptlove.net/petdetail.asp?pid=1824
((((((((rhsb))))))) I sawree bowt teh deepreshunz. Stikk arownd heer, wii try tew maewk u happee for a liddle wyle!
The kitteh is teh awesum Shii’s teh gorgeous! She be a indoor kitteh, rite?
Oh yesh.
Mai Josie wuz declawed on awl 4z (nawt mai doin). Awl mai kitehz will b indoorz an onlee go owt wif me for a littel whiel.
Ah be lookin @ awl teh kittehs on your linky, rhsb. Teh iz awl most ful of kyootnessity an I’z wishingz I’z not in TTI, tehn Ah cld havingz onez 2. Butt tehn mah Gizmo get kross p’raps. He’z reskew kitteh, 2.
owwwwwww owwwwwwww nawt tew declaw, plz
ohai rhsb, sowry things are nawt sew grate, hoap they gets betterer soon!!
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Thats wun BOOOTIFUL kitteh in that linky! Hoap u gets to take her hoam! Florence.. itz bootiful citee, and bootiful kittee!
{{{{[rhsb}}}}}
Kitteh luks liek she iz prowd uv herself….
“Aren’t Ai jus Gorgeous !!”
oh rhsb! I’z so sowwee abowt teh werser mood! {{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}
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Teh odders is rite – hang owt heer wif us, iz neerlee as gud as teh meds!!! Wii taeks gud care ov yoo an hug yoo and lub yoo an eben call you jorj iffn yoo want.
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Teh kitteh iz teh gorgeous!!! I hoeps iz okai wif yur folkses – she luks liek she’d be a gud lubber kitteh!
purty kitteh {{{{rhsb}}}}
hope U feelz bedder soon
take it day by day, rhsb. teh therapy will work soon n ur hope will strengthen.
visit here often, ok?
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Sory fur yer depreshun, rhsb. I’z fella suforor. Ah haz thirod not wirking an I iz miserabublol in teh winter times. Taking meds an hubkitteh bery gud, butt best med ov allz is LOLCATS!
Ai tink hur iz gorjis, 2. Ai lubs teh Maine Coon kitteh floof!
Hur ‘dopshun fee iz onlee $49. Nawt bad.
Dat IZ gud….mebbe awlreddy fixed ???
Yup, awlreddy fixed, gived a gud chek-up and a mikro-chip.
Tihs soundz reely gud, rhsb! Soon having 2nd kitteh fur Josie to plae wid. Lorra lorra larfs!
Pooh – Mai Josie crossed teh Bridj last monf. It wuz berry sad, but it wuz hur tyem 2 go.
Soo sory 2 here tihs, rhsb… *poohbear3931 takez fut owt ov mouf*
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} keep to wholeding on wiff teh depreshun, i haff et (da- presin) awl mai lifes. Xersizses halps mi vry much, adn so doz luffin mai kittehs!!!1!! tellz yur paruntz dat da kitteths b vry, vry xshellunt wai 2 halp u feeling betta bout eferryting. Florence ez sooo sooo vry byutifulness!!!11!! adn i aim happee 2 c taht u b likin en 7 years oler kitteh. effry 1 dopts bitteh kittehs so gr8t groanup kittehs allwaze wontehn da fereffer omes bravo *flooffy paws clappen* fer choozien her!!1!!! wii luff u vry vry mch, j
what a byootimus kitteh!!! yew better watch owt foar her… she knows eggzactly how byootimus she is!
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depreshun is teh pleh… ai am glad yew are keeping up wif it and tawking to teh dr. tinycat.
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much cheezlub!
Ohai rhsb!
I shore b sorree U b fealin daown…
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Datz wun pirdee kitteh! I can haz fing 4 lawng-furrd kittehz…
R U n KY? Mai kitteh Mithril caym frum da Lekseengtun Hyoomayn Sewsyitee bak n 1994. Datz uh berree nys plays. Dey reelee lubs deyz kittehz, n dey wawntz dem awl 2 gitz reelee nys pwnerz…
Hoap U fealin beddur sune, n hoap fingz werkz owt 4 U 2 gitz dis lubberlee kitteh! {{{{rhsb}}}}
Yes, ai in KY. Ai nawt lib in Lekseengtun, but nawt far frum it. Ai werk in teh capitol city of Frankfort, 4 teh state. (Mai borked finansis, let mi show u it.)
Mai Josie caem frum a satelyte adopshun plaes in Lekseengun in 1995! Small whirled, huh?
U GOTTED A SPACE KITTEH?!? How cool is that!
We has good dopshun shelter here where I libs, but is on teh ground, not in a satellite.
ooooh LCB yew is tooooo quik 4 me
I’m even fast asleep.
Silleh LCB!
Ai gotted Josie frum a Satellyte ‘DOPSHUN playse! Tehn boyfren (nao hubbeh) refuzed 2 taek mi 2 teh sheltur. Him sayd ai wud want all teh kittehs, so wii went 2 teh satellyte playse insted.
O datz funnee! Yep, smawl whirld!
I yoosta livz n Lekseengtun but moovd awai uh fyoo yeerz agoe.
Mai Mithril wuz a lukee kitteh. Shee wun wun uv uh littr dey hadz at LHS wif deyz mamakitteh. Da mamakitteh wuz misdyag… misteuhg… ronglee thot 2 haz feelyn lookeemeeyuh. Win it wuz tym 4 da kittehz 2 b owd enuff 2 b doptid, I wint bak 2 gitz wun. I wun toald dat dey wuz awl “putted daown” cuz uv da FL.
But den I seen sumbodee I noo n aksded her bowt dem. She sed “O, dey nawt putted daown, deyz rite heer” n leeded me 2 dem! 
I wuz awl happeetaylz 2 gitz Mithril! Hadz her sints herz wuz 8 weakz owld. Herz steel aktz liek uh kitteh, n purrz liek uh deesul traktur! 
Josie b u grate naym 4 uh pusseekat!
Wich satelyt dopshun plays? Da wun awn Man-o-War neer Klayz Mill?
Teh wun on Klayz Mill, neer teh orijinul Champ’s. It wuz called “Teh Pet Konnekshun”. Nawt dere no moar.
Ai putted a call in 2 find owt where Florence iz gonna b on Caturdai. Ai alsow sended a linkee 2 mai momcat. Mebbe hur can halp mi talk dadcat into lettin mi get hur. **crosses paws**
O yeh, I noes (er, noo) dat plays. I botted kitteh fudz n stuf dere minnee munez agoe… Yoosta livz inna hows awn Klayz Mill win I nawt-sekkund moovd 2 Lekseengtun b4 bildin uh noo hows. Cood wawk 2 da Pet Konnekshun frun dere…
**krawsiz pawz** Gud luk gittin da mayn kewn kitteh!!1!
Deer RHSB, Ai hoep veree muches yuu geyts teh mayne cuune kitteh; her bees jes soe beautimus adn luuvely;
Hoep yuun bees feline beddure sune;
Keapiyng yuu iyn mai thots adn prayure adn hauldyng yuu iyn the lite
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….sure,Kitteh,but you get awl teh BILLS,too !!!!!
Wif doze eies and taht faes, ai wood giv u ebberting ai has NAO!
Sowwy it nawt moar.
Tihs Kitteh iz a snowshoe. We can has two of dese. Dey iz lyk a meezer but iz big an strong lyk ‘Merican DSH. Teh gud 1′z, lyk dis 1 haz a white blayz on himz face. Yay Snowshuz !!
Ai thowt kitteh wuz mebbe Ragdoll.
Ether wai, iz GORJIS!!!
Nao U iz PWND by a kitteh.
Wen u syn teh wil…ALL UR STUF R BELAWNG TU MEH.
Stil worry abowt tatooed arm werking kitteh… Iz kitteh beeing co-ursed 2 uz ineffabuublol kyootnis??
Um, how is that diffrent from teh way things is now, kitteh?
foar serious!
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oh hai LCB, how has yew been surviving teh awful heet in teh washingmachine, DC? ai guess it’s mush better nao, but last week wuz teh pleh!
So far, so ok. It’s sposed to be 90 and hummid today. I stay inside as much as I can. Thank CC for AC.
How r u? Jobs going well? I can has free sample of body-creme-filled donut?
Ohai,LCB.
Listen…wen u goes to mai ex-hubbies to “libberate” teh blue T-fal,cud u grab mai Braun hand mixer awn teh wai owt ??
Kthxbai
Ok, I’ll put it on teh list.
LCB
Cat Burglar (by appointment only)
eeeewwww!! hehehehe
ai has been wanting to go down to DC, but teh heet (and my lack of paychex) has kept me at hoam. soon, tho!
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yew can has body creme, but no donut. ai quitted teh donut jawb. DO NAWT WANT. was nawt sew grate, akshully. Baf and bodee werks is fun tho. Ai am purty good at it (sew donut come into mai store… ai will sell yew lotsa stuffs yew didn’t meen to buy) and the girls are berry nice to me. ai am gunna see if ai can werk at teh udder B&BW dat is a haf hour away, because ai am nawt sew bad at it and ai do need sum moar hours. we’ll see!
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AC is teh full of win. Central PA has been lotsa hot too, but the past few days have been nicer. ai wented tubing teh other day! was fun till ai smacked mai butt onna rock, and even after dat ai had fun
gosh dang it!!!! ai maded maiself a werdpress name so dat ai culd make a blog, but nao ai has to log out to post as KTNF and ai always log back in by mistake and ai am confuzzling teh cheezpeeps and maiself!! pleh!
“Buy”?
That’s ok for teh donut job. I donut need donuts. I hads some carrot cake last night for dessert and it tasted like it had spresso in it. Turned out it was in teh frostings! I never had that combination before. Nom but not quite so num, u knoes?
Tubing is teh fun. I went tubing with a bunch of peeps a few years ago on teh James. It had been a drought summer so the water was low and I ended up with a bruised butt from bumping into all teh rocks in teh ribberbed.
I also injured myself with the remoat control for teh TV back in teh hotel room that night, but that’s another story.
i maded yew a post, but werdpress eeted it
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(abowt teh remote injuree)
I has to leave in a few minnits (gotta go see Dr. Tinycat for some tests and I didn’t study!) Remind me later and I’ll tells u all teh gory* details.
*No actual gore involved, Al or otherwise.
ba dum chhhhhh
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LCB… we shud nom somefink whennebber ai go to DC dis summer
Gasp! Does kitteh has da Deff Note?
Akshully she wants U to sign of confesshun fur something she did
“Your will.”
What dat meen?
Hyoomin has no will. Kitteh controwls yr every akshun.
*BWAHAHAHHAHA.*
LOL!
Sure Kitty, whatever you say!
That’s a nice cat who wants his/her owner to die soon….
Wii mus maik purrvizhuns fur our kattens in our willz tew purrteck tem furevur.
Wel, Kitteh duzn’t wunt yuu tuu leeve tuu much stuf tuu her iyn yuur will; Jes tihs:
Primaireelee, her wunts teh refrigeramatur, wif awl fuuds iyncluudid;
Awlsoe, yuur favrit comfee aurmchayre taht her liekes soe muches tuu sleap awn;
Adn awl teh beddpillowes, (mite az wel throew iyn teh bedd az wel);
Awl yuur shooz iyn yuur clousett, ebben teh wuns her cheweded up awlreddee;
Yuur stuffedt aminule koullekshun, ehspehshualee teh toi goggies;
Adn layst, butt bye noe meens leest, yuur intyre bank akkouwnt, soe her kan haz awl teh Shebah adn ovver spensieve gushy fuuds foar teh reyst ov her lief; Taht’s awl her wunts!!!!! Nawt muches rlly, her sez……
i haz your wil i wil use it fa cheezburger and cookehs
Random question, could anyone tell me the possible breed(s) of this cute little kitty. He looks very similar to my little guy I adopted from a shelter. Thanx!
My friend just adopted a cat that looks IDENTICAL to this one. She is thinking it’s a Snowshoe ? Would LOVE to contact the person who took the pic to find out!