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Your will.

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Your will. Everyting is to ME.

i espeshully wantz ur bed.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Kayjoy

may i reedz it 1st?
congratz on ur top spot, annipuss

two_kittehs

Why don’t you trust meh?

 
 
zauberflote

Yay Anni 4 ur tawp spawt awn teh brayde!!!!! An yay Maus an Kj!

Krissy’s duz teh harebraydez but nawt teh tatttooooingz, sry.

Caturdai Eve, happee silleebrayshunz!

Maus

Hey ZF! Long time no viddy! ‘Sup?

zauberflote

Luuk daon teh fred an sii wussup, I can bearlee kiip mai eyzez open frum awl teh ruckuss! U as horse owner iz in tribble oops TRUBBLE agin…..

 
MagicOrangeKittyOo

yay! klokwerk oring XP

 
 
leeza-b

Yay FRIDAY!
I has a big happie, my Weezie is ok, and so can I buy a rownd uv drinks fur everywun? The big braid, and everyboddie else 2!
Plais ur order, plz!

Amaretto cawfee?
Beaujolais?
Cheery brandie?

zauberflote

Definitelee glad taht Weezie iz ok

Ebbereebuddee be happee

Fank goodness Weezie iz ok

Gushifudz 4 awl

Happeetayle 4 Weezie

I…

 
Maus

Drambuie
Every kind of Scotch Whiskey (I know: lame)
Framboise

PwnedBy2Kittehs

grappa
highballs
icy tee
jungle joos

 
annipuss

Ginger wine
Heineken
Iced Tea
Joos
Kirch
Lemonade
M

zauberflote

Moar lemonayde

Nip ov brandy, small, hooman, for the consumpshum of

Ordinaree beerz

Popsikkelz

Q…

 
cSmall

Martoonie
Nehi
Ornj Joos
Punkin ade
Quince joos
R

leeza-b

Rob Roy (GRATE moovie too!)
Slingapore Swing
Toddies, hawt

 
two_kittehs

Raspberrie slusihie
Sangria
Tankeray
U

zauberflote

Unhawt toddiez

Verree dry martooniez

Waterz (ok, sum ov us haz tew dryve yawl home, ya noez!)

Xtra iyce

Yaller rotgut

Zamboniez! (u dont wanna know)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Grate liszt!! ♫


An Maus! Nawt lame! Nawt fur yoo? Ai dont know fur shur, but ai think the verree vurst tiem yoo ebber spoke to mee wuz when ai had just fixeded wun ov yur hed slplrts an I offered yoo teh hawt choklit.

An yoo asked if yoo cud hav sum Scotch! ;) An then paws4thot struggled to selekt just teh nine varieteez we nao stock awn teh CCC!!! Pore fellow! It wuz so hard fur him to do wif just teh nine!

 
 
 
 
 
 
catsablanca

{{{{{{Weezie & Leeza-B}}}}}}

 
 
 
Feelionophiliac

Doo ai getz 2 reed it nawt-sekond?

 
 
Maus

Just sign on the dotted line…

leeza-b

I wanna consult a lolyer!

3 Cattails

Kitteh intends 2 sit inna lap uf luxuree fur eber afer.

 
Maus

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

leeza-b

You don’t wanna back up over teh skunk agin?

Maus

There are skid marks in front of the skunk… :cool:

 
zauberflote

HAY!!! Dat’s a viola joak!!! Alsew a conductor joak, bedderer taht wai akshullee :lol:

Maus

How do you know if a viola section is at your front door?
No one knows when to come in…

zauberflote

ROFL gotta add taht tew mai cullekshun, I thot I herd em awl, but kleerlee teh viola playerz savez teh best fur in teh sekshun.

Maus

What’s the difference between a cello and a viola?
The cello burns longer…

Maus

How do you get two flutists to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one.

zauberflote

Aha, ur nawt menshunnin teh piccolo playerz, hoo is uzhyool teh butt ov this wun ;)

Maus

I noes. I changeded it just fer yoo… :mrgreen:

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zauberflote

A-HA!!!! I haz had mai picc heer in mai lap jess waitin fer u!! *Breaks intew StarznStrypez in bofe keyz atwunse*

 
Maus

AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
My brayne hertz!

 
eeckthecat

Sownd liek teh start uv a “Iz dat a piccolo in yur lap,or…..” joke..

 
zauberflote

Mausie, serv u rite, pthththblblt!

An Meeck, u awtta be :oops: of urslef fer thinkin sush things ;)

 
eeckthecat

Naw….iz Caturday eve….ai iz feeling frisky !!

 
catsablanca

Dere’s a joek in dere, butt Ai’m leebin it alown!

 
 
 
 
eeckthecat

Hmmm…violence towards string instruments ???

 
Duffy

Stamp out hate an violins!

 
 
zauberflote

No no <NO Mausie! Ur tellin it rong. Wutz teh diffrense between a violin an a viola?

The viola burns lawnger!

is how it goez.

 
cSmall

a pedal steel joak:
wutsa diffrens between a pedal steel ana 57 Chevy?
yu can tune a 57 Chevy…

zauberflote

@@@@@@@@@@@@ I likes taht wun, cSmall! :lol:

Maus

What’s the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who knows how to play the trombone but chooses not to.

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gibbocat

am dat teh tromboan een yur lap???
oar duz yew juss hab an ich?? ;)

 
 
 
cSmall

any drummers out there?
How can yu tell if teh stage is level?
the drummer drools out of both sides of hims mouth…

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Maus

What did the timpanist get on his I.Q. test?
Drool…

 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

How can you tell if there’s a banjo player at your door?
They can’t find the key, the knocking speeds up, and they don’t know when to come in.

 
mary O'Spockn

Encore! Encore! Moar!
.

The definition of perfect pitch, is…

 
Maus

Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim…

 
Maus

Or a banjo, or bagpipes or [insert your most reviled instrument here]

 
eeckthecat

Wow…lots uv instrument issues todai…
Lie down onna cowch ahnd tell Dr.Eeck AWL abowt it….

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOL!!! OH! PLEEZ dont stop. Ai am laffing so hard ai can hardlee breathe! An ai certanlyee shud know sum too ! But mai mind iz in a brayne freez, apphairentlee - blindeded bai teh brilliyance ov the rest of yoo. :D

 
MaisNon

*suddenlee pops in from the abyss*
…we could throw the tenors in after the sopranoes. without hitting the baritones…..

*makes hasty exit back to rift in timespacecontinyu uhm*

 
annipuss

Teh bagpipes iz a wunderfull instrooment but best at a distans - sai abowt 3 miels…:lol:

 
Maus

What’s the difference between a dressmaker and an alto?
The dressmaker tucks up the frills…

 
KafleenTehNawtFirst

um… ai am nawt sure, but ai fink ai’m sposed to be insulted bai dat…

 
Duffy

Oh, les not get started on teh voyses!!! Or els we have to ecksplain why spanoes can sing so hi

 
cSmall

wadaya call a trumpeter who just broke up with hims grrrlfrend?
hoamless.

 
Aahz

Didja heer da wun bowt da drummer hoo cood keap uh steddee beet?

*wayt 4 it*

Neevur did I!!1!

*ba-dum chhhh*

 
 
 
 
 
 
Duffy

The viola plaier wuz cryin.
“Why are yu cryin?”
“Teh cello player untuned wun of mah strings an wont tell me wich wun!”

 
 
 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

Loudon Wainright nebber rote a sawng abowt a dead lawyer in the road?

 
 
 
two_kittehs

then we beez man and kitteh fur lyfe

 
 
Kayjoy

tuna n salmon,plz