Comments on: Kitteh’s first attempt at hiding a body…

By: hotdog

hotdog — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:20:15 +0000

i is the hamburgerler

By: antonio bendares

antonio bendares — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:55:03 +0000

dis alwayz hapins when angela landzbury iz aroud.

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:20:45 +0000

U shal bii floggd…. wuz gud, butt Aye groand…

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:02:33 +0000

fool they both contained io-catnipicaine powder. I’ve built up teh tolerance.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:01:08 +0000

…well I’m off to go fight a land war in Asia

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:00:05 +0000

nothing deprives like a fjord

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:40:32 +0000

Sleapyng kitteh gibbs teh line “Boreded tuun Def” a whol neu meeniyng”;

(Hims beddure waike up befoar iyt ackshully heppins!!!)

By: hotdog

hotdog — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:33:19 +0000

By: hotdog

hotdog — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:32:55 +0000

:snerk:

By: pev

pev — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:49:00 +0000

O noes!!!! teh guilti kitteh shud no be waitin fur teh coroner!!!!!! him finds awt soon dat are jus a catknappin. ferget teh lolyer!!!!!! u doan needz hem. O, & plz doan bury teh catknappin kitteh yet!!!!!!!!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:57:52 +0000

Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Haha…..
*klunk*

By: greasycat

greasycat — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:48:47 +0000

Johnny Cash kitteh killed a kitteh in Reno…….just to watch himz die.

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:25:09 +0000

Thas mai uzuawl reezin…

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:25:41 +0000

musta gon up aginst a Sicilian wen deth wuz on teh line…

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:15:59 +0000

there’s a variant I know. Friends will bail you out of jail. Really good friends are sitting beside you in jail saying “man what a blast.”

By: jd

jd — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:13:05 +0000

Woz it the living room? Cud it not hav biin thi:

Attic
Basement
Cupboard
Dining rom
E…

By: jd

jd — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:10:25 +0000

Yeh, but it’s only pinin for da small norwegian river.

By: jd

jd — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:08:51 +0000

Murder in the rue morgue
Killer
Body Electric

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:05:41 +0000

Haloo, ennybodee heer?

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:01:35 +0000

FTW. hao troo!

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:55:31 +0000

Y…? cuz he needz 2 be ded!

By: KT

KT — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:42:06 +0000

O_O
WOW

By: Cimbacat

Cimbacat — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:50:23 +0000

Aym nawt liekin teh Zebra stampeed! iz tuu cloz to RL…
*cryez big taym
u cee may daddy…
*cryez bigr taym
an hiz brudder waz…
*floood
can i haz napkn? Kyebord getting teh wet

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:09:39 +0000

you sendin the Wolf? Well damn Kay-nine, dats all you had to say!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:36:21 +0000

Better call teh Wolf.

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:29:06 +0000

Okai,ai hasta do dis before ai turn in fer teh nite:
“Oohhh,the cat got dead so we put him in a box ,and we dug a little hole and we covered it with rocks,and we picked a couple dandelions and said a little prayer,then we all went off to bed ’cause we mostly didn’t care! ”

Gud nite cheez frens !!

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:08:22 +0000

ooooohhhhhh noooooooooooe!!!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:57:47 +0000

fang you

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:57:30 +0000

* bringz in smarsh melloze an’ stix..*

“S’morze N E buddy?”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:56:57 +0000

“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die,
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die,
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die…
Jees that Inigo sure used to be annoying…”

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:56:33 +0000

@@@@@ U win, Aye smyled.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:54:38 +0000

Miracle Manx mebbeh?

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:47:47 +0000

Wuz ah beri morrel storii!!! Abfer seberul hunred oar sew ob deze, teh lats wun whent liek dis:

Little Willy, dressed in sashes,
Fell in the fire and burned to ashes.
The fire grew dim, and the room grew chilly,
But no one wanted to poke up Willy.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:23 +0000

Nao lemme acks u a qwestion.
Wen u came pulling in here,
Did u see a sign taht said Dead Kitteh Storage?
Did u notices a sign out in front of my howse that sed Dead Kitteh Storage?
You know WHY you didn see taht sign?
Cause it ain’t there!! Cause storing dead kittehs do not want, that’s why!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:42:23 +0000

Waow, da fingz dey totted 2 kitletz n doze daiz…

Cayunt gitz awai wif dat 2dai…

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:41:35 +0000

Willy poisoned Autnie’s tea,
Auntie died in agony.
Uncle came, and looked quite vexed,
Said, “Really William, what next?”

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:39:44 +0000

Willy with a taste for gore,
Nailed his sister to the door.
Mother said, with humor quaint…
William dear, don’t scratch the paint

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:38:17 +0000

Willy pushed his sister Mabel,
In the well, behind the stable.
Mother said, while drawing water…
Lord, it’s hard to raise a daughter.

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:37:28 +0000

I wentid 2 skool wif him, I finkso…

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:36:44 +0000

Willy pushed his sister Nell,
In the family drinkin well.
And the fall, we guess it kilt her….
Cause now we’ve got to buy a filter.

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:36:04 +0000

Derez pomez ‘bowt teh “Little Willy?”

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:32:58 +0000

Max? Gotta meeracul?

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:30:59 +0000

Iz thet more than a liddle dead?

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:23:30 +0000

….oar…. teh truff ob teh maddur iz…. smammie wuz rayzd lernin tu riicight “Little Willy” pomez

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:23:05 +0000

Hmmm… cood b … dat wood splayn da “wiffowt uh werd” part…

Heerz wun mai grammaw hadz at her howse aftur grampaw dyd:

“Ma luvvd Pa,
Pa luvvd wimmin.
Ma cawt Pa wif
2 n swimmin.

Heer lyz Pa”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:21:46 +0000

is only mostly dead

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:21:25 +0000

den agin, maibii, wuz takin teh fif ob lye, ment fur teh drayne…..

By: Harry

Harry — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:18:07 +0000

Iz confuzzled – she sed “hear lyes Fred.” Maybee he wuz lying wif hims eyes? (Insert Eagles song here)

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:09:23 +0000

Himz wuz taykin da fif — “wiffowt uh werd” shee sed…

(oar mebbe it wuz dat himz DRAYNK uh fif insted uv TOOK da fif)

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:08:53 +0000

Iz a bery clever plot to do in hooman. Leeve teh kitteh bodee lyin in teh hallwey so teh hooman trips ober it an hits hed onna door an dyes. Muchly well planned owt.