Kitteh’s first attempt at hiding a body…
Kitteh’s first attempt at hiding a body… Got bored halfway thru
u shudda aksd dis kitteh 2 halp u.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Erich Treeby
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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dun do haff-jobs, kitteh! lazee…
Ohai KT, concatshoelaces awn ur Nawt Sekund! Whut wuld u liek fur teh drinkeez nd dansing?
i has no ideea, wut do yu sujest?
Let teh bodees hit the floor
Let teh bodees hit the floor…
aaaaaand anuther wun bites teh dust!
an anuther wun an anuther wun
an anuther wun bites teh dust…
O, yeah….gud sowng!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQRfBAzSzo
Oooohhhh…Drowining Pool….kewl !
Yeah! Eeck wins teh cheezburger!
One…nuffin wrong wif me….
Two….nuffin wrong wif me…
Three…nuffin wrong wif me….
Four..nuffin wrong wif me…..
sumthin’s gotta gib…
sumthin’s gotta gib…
sumthin’s gotta gib…
NAAAAAOOOOOOO !!!!!
O_O
WOW
Murder in the rue morgue
Killer
Body Electric
:snerk:
Haz dere bin a MERDER???
is only mostly dead
Iz thet more than a liddle dead?
Yeh, but it’s only pinin for da small norwegian river.
nothing deprives like a fjord
U shal bii floggd…. wuz gud, butt Aye groand…
Max? Gotta meeracul?
Miracle Manx mebbeh?
@@@@@ U win, Aye smyled.
fang you
Dere’s been a PURRder!
Snerk!
milk comz out noze
Fluffy did it,
in teh living room,
wif a led pipe.
Oar wif a
Armillary
Bronze piggee bakn
Cheez nife
D…
Dead-blow hammer
Electric knife
Fyre-arm
G…
Glaz cuttr
Hat pin
Ize piks
j …
Jack knife…..
Klingon sword….
Laser gun….
M….
Munkey bar
Needel nose plyerz
Old lowf ov bred
Pinkee sheerz
Q…
Quilt(fer smothering)…..
Ray gun…..
Stiletto….
T….
Tank (4 smooshin’)
Ukelele….4 torchure *snerk*
Verree big stik
W…
War machines…..
X-ray thingy….
Y….??????…
Zap gun.
Y…. Yellow Sub masheen gun
@@@@@
Y…? cuz he needz 2 be ded!
Thas mai uzuawl reezin…
Drugs, bad ones
Envelope (paper cut on tongue)
Fryin pan
G…
Hey, how did dis end up way down heer?!
OK:
Window (thrown out of)
Xtasy (too much)
Yo-yo (string around the neck)
Zebra stampede
Oh, hell.
Mist agin.
Aym rathur liekin teh Zebra stampeed, beri pixchuresk
Teh zebra stampede requires a little advance planning, but it is a byootiful site to behole.
Byootiful site to behole …. az lawng az yur on the syde and nawt in frunt!
Mii 2!! If U hasta go.. It shud be, at leest, beri pixchuresk!
…………EPI-TAFF
Hear lyes Fred
wiffowt ah werd,
trampuled bii,
teh Zebra hurd
Wuz it becuz Fred wuz lyin insted of truffin?
Himz wuz taykin da fif — “wiffowt uh werd” shee sed…
(oar mebbe it wuz dat himz DRAYNK uh fif insted uv TOOK da fif)
Iz confuzzled - she sed “hear lyes Fred.” Maybee he wuz lying wif hims eyes? (Insert Eagles song here)
den agin, maibii, wuz takin teh fif ob lye, ment fur teh drayne…..
Hmmm… cood b … dat wood splayn da “wiffowt uh werd” part…
Heerz wun mai grammaw hadz at her howse aftur grampaw dyd:
“Ma luvvd Pa,
Pa luvvd wimmin.
Ma cawt Pa wif
2 n swimmin.
Heer lyz Pa”
….oar…. teh truff ob teh maddur iz…. smammie wuz rayzd lernin tu riicight “Little Willy” pomez
Derez pomez ‘bowt teh “Little Willy?”
Willy pushed his sister Nell,
In the family drinkin well.
And the fall, we guess it kilt her….
Cause now we’ve got to buy a filter.
I wentid 2 skool wif him, I finkso…
Willy pushed his sister Mabel,
In the well, behind the stable.
Mother said, while drawing water…
Lord, it’s hard to raise a daughter.
Willy with a taste for gore,
Nailed his sister to the door.
Mother said, with humor quaint…
William dear, don’t scratch the paint
Willy poisoned Autnie’s tea,
Auntie died in agony.
Uncle came, and looked quite vexed,
Said, “Really William, what next?”
Cayunt gitz awai wif dat 2dai…
Wuz ah beri morrel storii!!! Abfer seberul hunred oar sew ob deze, teh lats wun whent liek dis:
Little Willy, dressed in sashes,
Fell in the fire and burned to ashes.
The fire grew dim, and the room grew chilly,
But no one wanted to poke up Willy.
* bringz in smarsh melloze an’ stix..*
“S’morze N E buddy?”
ooooohhhhhh noooooooooooe!!!
Aym nawt liekin teh Zebra stampeed! iz tuu cloz to RL…
*cryez big taym
u cee may daddy…
*cryez bigr taym
an hiz brudder waz…
*floood
can i haz napkn? Kyebord getting teh wet
no, it wuz Honey
in teh hallwey
wif teh stinkee feet.