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Kitteh’s first attempt at hiding a body…

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Kitteh’s first attempt at hiding a body… Got bored halfway thru

u shudda aksd dis kitteh 2 halp u.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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KT

dun do haff-jobs, kitteh! lazee…

catsablanca

Ohai KT, concatshoelaces awn ur Nawt Sekund! Whut wuld u liek fur teh drinkeez nd dansing?

KT

i has no ideea, wut do yu sujest?

Romeow

Let teh bodees hit the floor
Let teh bodees hit the floor…

kitsunerina

aaaaaand anuther wun bites teh dust!
an anuther wun an anuther wun
an anuther wun bites teh dust…

 
 
eeckthecat

Oooohhhh…Drowining Pool….kewl !

Romeow

Yeah! Eeck wins teh cheezburger!

eeckthecat

One…nuffin wrong wif me….
Two….nuffin wrong wif me…
Three…nuffin wrong wif me….
Four..nuffin wrong wif me…..

stagehanddan

sumthin’s gotta gib…
sumthin’s gotta gib…
sumthin’s gotta gib…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
jd

Murder in the rue morgue
Killer
Body Electric

 
 
 
 
 
catsablanca

Haz dere bin a MERDER???

3 Cattails

Iz thet more than a liddle dead?

jd

Yeh, but it’s only pinin for da small norwegian river.

smammie

U shal bii floggd…. wuz gud, butt Aye groand…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
AliCat

Dere’s been a PURRder!

 
Romeow

Fluffy did it,
in teh living room,
wif a led pipe.

catsablanca

Oar wif a
Armillary
Bronze piggee bakn
Cheez nife
D…

stagehanddan

Dead-blow hammer
Electric knife
Fyre-arm
G…

BGee

Glaz cuttr
Hat pin
Ize piks
j …

eeckthecat

Jack knife…..
Klingon sword….
Laser gun….
M….

idansdansdans

Munkey bar
Needel nose plyerz
Old lowf ov bred
Pinkee sheerz
Q…

eeckthecat

Quilt(fer smothering)…..
Ray gun…..
Stiletto….
T….

idansdansdans

Tank (4 smooshin’)
Ukelele….4 torchure *snerk*
Verree big stik
W…

eeckthecat

War machines…..
X-ray thingy….
Y….??????…
Zap gun.

idansdansdans

Y…. Yellow Sub masheen gun :smile:

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fikshunkitteh

Y…? cuz he needz 2 be ded!

 
smammie

Thas mai uzuawl reezin…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
cratz

Drugs, bad ones
Envelope (paper cut on tongue)
Fryin pan
G…

cratz

Hey, how did dis end up way down heer?!

OK:
Window (thrown out of)
Xtasy (too much)
Yo-yo (string around the neck)
Zebra stampede

smammie

Aym rathur liekin teh Zebra stampeed, beri pixchuresk

cratz

Teh zebra stampede requires a little advance planning, but it is a byootiful site to behole.

Harry

Byootiful site to behole …. az lawng az yur on the syde and nawt in frunt!

 
 
idansdansdans

Mii 2!! If U hasta go.. It shud be, at leest, beri pixchuresk!

smammie

…………EPI-TAFF

Hear lyes Fred
wiffowt ah werd,
trampuled bii,
teh Zebra hurd

Harry

Wuz it becuz Fred wuz lyin insted of truffin?

Aahz

Himz wuz taykin da fif — “wiffowt uh werd” shee sed… :-)

(oar mebbe it wuz dat himz DRAYNK uh fif insted uv TOOK da fif)

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Harry

Iz confuzzled - she sed “hear lyes Fred.” Maybee he wuz lying wif hims eyes? (Insert Eagles song here)

 
smammie

den agin, maibii, wuz takin teh fif ob lye, ment fur teh drayne…..

 
Aahz

Hmmm… cood b … dat wood splayn da “wiffowt uh werd” part…

Heerz wun mai grammaw hadz at her howse aftur grampaw dyd:

“Ma luvvd Pa,
Pa luvvd wimmin.
Ma cawt Pa wif
2 n swimmin.

Heer lyz Pa”

 
smammie

….oar…. teh truff ob teh maddur iz…. smammie wuz rayzd lernin tu riicight “Little Willy” pomez

 
idansdansdans

Derez pomez ‘bowt teh “Little Willy?” :shock:

 
smammie

Willy pushed his sister Nell,
In the family drinkin well.
And the fall, we guess it kilt her….
Cause now we’ve got to buy a filter.

 
idansdansdans

I wentid 2 skool wif him, I finkso…

 
smammie

Willy pushed his sister Mabel,
In the well, behind the stable.
Mother said, while drawing water…
Lord, it’s hard to raise a daughter.

 
smammie

Willy with a taste for gore,
Nailed his sister to the door.
Mother said, with humor quaint…
William dear, don’t scratch the paint

 
smammie

Willy poisoned Autnie’s tea,
Auntie died in agony.
Uncle came, and looked quite vexed,
Said, “Really William, what next?”

 
Aahz

:shock: Waow, da fingz dey totted 2 kitletz n doze daiz…

Cayunt gitz awai wif dat 2dai…

 
smammie

Wuz ah beri morrel storii!!! Abfer seberul hunred oar sew ob deze, teh lats wun whent liek dis:

Little Willy, dressed in sashes,
Fell in the fire and burned to ashes.
The fire grew dim, and the room grew chilly,
But no one wanted to poke up Willy.

 
idansdansdans

* bringz in smarsh melloze an’ stix..*

“S’morze N E buddy?”

 
smammie

ooooohhhhhh noooooooooooe!!!

 
 
 
 
 
Cimbacat

Aym nawt liekin teh Zebra stampeed! iz tuu cloz to RL…
*cryez big taym
u cee may daddy…
*cryez bigr taym
an hiz brudder waz…
*floood
can i haz napkn? Kyebord getting teh wet

 
 
 
 
 
 
kitsunerina

no, it wuz Honey
in teh hallwey
wif teh stinkee feet.