Thriller Kitty
Thriller Kitty impresses friends
thriller kitteh jus lurvs 2 danse.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: wif_pikls_an_unyuns
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Wear’s da red gluv?
Concatshoelaces awn ur Nawt Sekund, ForAReason. Whut wuld u liek 4 sillybrashuns?
Conga Rat Shoe Laces on yoar nawt-seccund from me az well (used to be’s a luurker, but nao is member, yays!) N E ways I gives yoo choice of fizzy drinkings *beers, colas, cham… chap… bubbly wines, oarangey sodas (nawt-pizzun liek orangey kittehs)*
And aye will danse 4 U!
*danse danse danse
shimmy danse danse
spin shimmy butt wiggle
danse danse twirly fall down*
OMG I is dizzy nao!
Ohai, Greystar 13….welcoem bak! Y don u hab a seet inna comfee boof at teh Splortz Lounj til u iz nawt dizzee enemoar.
Deres a Splortz Lounj nao? Jeez, ai getz bizzy at twerk fer a cuppla weekz, nd luks wut ai missez!
Oh hai, KKM!! Dere b a Splort Rekuvery Ward were deh peepz b taken 2 rest after deh splortz. Janet noez awl abowt it. (she noeingz ebberyting!!)
I kan’t stay and play. Hab a gud ebening!
Ohai, CMJ! Fanx fur teh splainayshun. Ai finkso ai needz dat sum taims, 2!!!1!
Ob coars ewe iz ryte – owr Janet can noes ebberytingz!
iz all gud.
Oh, btw, berry berry nais dansdansdans, greystar!!1!1!!!
Taht wuz ah grate dans! Ai espeshelli lyk teh
” spin shimmy”! Adn ah luvlee choyse ov bevs!
**snerk** “Splort Lounge”.. Ai finks Ai gotted frowed owt uv dere
wunce…… fur bad behavyur….LOL!
Tanks for da shimmy wiggle! Takes a break dough!
I takes oarangey goodnass, plzkthnx.
@KKM & Percy Cat – Shankies for approc… eppri… likin da dansing! Iz mai nawt-seccund tyme doin dans heer!
@FAR – Okies, heer U goes *handz u can of orangey soder* Njoi!
Tanks, C! Umm… howsabout a day at da beach? Two cold nd raynee hear.
4aR, comcasts awn FFL!
Wii gotz a beech heer in VA, it be gud an hawt, an mehbeh surfz gud too. Den wii cud hav beech moosik! ♫ ♫
Oooh! yay! ♫
Ahnett Funnichello adn teh
Beachy bois (nekkid) (r mebbe nawt) teh
Carz adn
D… (dial up)
Dion…
Everly brudders….
Frankie Valli….
G….
Gordin Litefootz
Hairy Chapin
Izlee bros
J…
Jimmy Buffet….
Kinks,the…..
Loverboy…..
M….
Bob Marley…
Nirvana…
[the Offspring] or [Opera]…
P…
Pointers,the….
Q….uhhhh…..
Ramones…..
S…..
sam the sham and the pharoahs
tom petty
ummmmmmmmmm
Styx
Tom Petty
Utopia
V…
van halen
willie nelson
x………………
x zactky no one
y cud be Yes. but ai duzznt noes who dey are
well z has to be zombies
or zz top
XTC ????
Big inna 80’s.
Waol, X cood b da punk band “X” wif dat weerd leed seengur gurl “X-ine”
neither wun ob dems is familiar to moi…………. otay
XTC und Utopia?!?! I haz a happee!
Puts waxworks back onna shelf, looks around for album wif “Lysistrata awn it.
Q is Queen
Yer rite….duh!!!
Totally blanked on teh Q….
Jamama-mia mama-mia let me go
B-L-Z-bub hazza debble put asyd 4 me
4 me
4 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*hedbangin* *slam dansin*
yahbut yew got teh x
jamama – kitty let me go
let me go oh oh oh oh oh
beeeeeee el zee bub
d du du du du du……………blah blah
Mamma mia mamma mia
lemme do teh fandango!!!!1!!!
*headbangin*
Ah, ai haz a happi!
psssst….how bout Queen wif freddy mercury!!!
pssssssssst luk 4 commintz up………. alreddy been der..
mai kitteh Duff haz a theem song.
Ooohhhhhhhhhh
Duffer Eno Duffer Eno
Let me go
Mary, Peter adn Paul…
Nash, Crozbi, Stillz adn Yung…
Oh, Miller, Roger tu…
P…
oh, manz, ai havs dialup,
yucky, sloow, dup!
Iz K PercyCat. I can haz fass DSL n steel miss da neks spawt n da listee. Ebben dis wun — C abuv…
Yeh, plussinz, teh O
stumpid me…oh, well!
Biiiiisickul, Ai vant tu
ride my bisickul, ai
vant tu ryde mi byk,
ai vant tu ryd mi
bisiccccckul….
oh, yeah, ai jus
finishd lisnin
tu Arlo…dialup!
we awl had teh dialups wuns upon a tyme………. is otay!!!
I doan wanna pickul
(Arlo b sew muchlee funnee)
I wanna ried awn mai mowtersikkul
N I doan wanna tickul
Id ravvur ried awn mai mowtersikkul
N I doan wanna dy
Jess wanna ried awn mai mowtersy…
…
…
…kul
Waol, evvyboddee, dis b it. Mai figger skaytin kawmpatishun startz 2morroe. I gotz da jumpz ownlee proegrum 2morroe, den mai freeskaytin proegrum 2 mew-zik awn Caturdai mornin. I hafta gitz 2 sleap urlee sew I kin gitz up urlee n praktiss. Weesh me luk!
Nytee nyt, yawl!
Go for the win!!!!
oooh, gud luk!
Wut musik dew
ewe sk8 tu?
ai cud be rong, but it sounded like himz wuz hittin teh sack!!
do you rememberys a group called Orleans.. (still the one)
that cud be teh “O”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73uHLQDSBYo
hey, jamamakitty, aim so
glad u wur thar 4 kafleen.
…..adn we’re still
hanin fun, yeah yur
still teh wun….
iz dat teh wun?
yesh, dat’s it………. wun ob mai awl time favrits
Ai no thoz songz, jus dint
no who they wur, they did
sum gud wunz!….night
iz fallin adn ai am callin..,
ai nebber bawt n e ov
thar recordz oar tapez!!
Ai bawt Sweet Baby James
adn Tapestry adn Teezr
adn teh Fyrecat tho!!!
jamamakitty – uew kud haz teh Ozmunz 4 ‘O’ iph yew haz teh stumak 4 it..?
la de dee… lawng hayrd lubbur frum libberpule ♪ ??
heer yew goes aahz…..
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g266Uwp6ZnI&feature=related
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laowng tyme faborite ov myne tew !!!
OMCC!! Jamamakitty, wayte til u c waht Ai fownd!! Ebreebuddy wil liek it, butt it coems wif a MAJOR SPLORT WARNING!!! B shur ur CHRG’s r sekurlee ducky tayped awn!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-6S6nBp5o8&feature=related
Bebbeh kittehs!!!! WANT!!!!
That boootiful catsablanca!
kthxbye
{{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}}
itz in da lundry bazkit!
concats on ur nawt sekund!
hehez wight az i seez these piccie teh song comez on on mym pllaylizt
GOGO LOL CATZ 
Sheez a maniac, a maniac ahn teh floor!
N sheez LOL-in liek sheez nebbur LOL-d b4
Hai, Aahz, Itz phun tu b n teh momint
sumtymz, sted uv laterz. Itz ahl gud, tho!
Yep, awl gud
I jess fink itz neet haow multi… maltip… moar dan wun peepz kin werk 2gevvur n putz 2gevvur reelee funnee stuf wun pees atta tym…
ya, mi tu, eben minneh
daze latter.
check out teh jazzpawse!
lol, Yeah, adn iz taht a “shuffle, ball, change”?
Ai diddint git tu fur n tap r jazz.
deze bebbehz am sew kyoott!!! eyem sir pryzd dat wii am nawt fluddid wif bayn-splortz awl obur!!!!
yew muss awl haf yur CHRGs awn tyt!! 1
it’s close to miiiiiidnite!… sumthin evil’s lurkin in the air
Undr teh moooonlite, u seez a site that almoast stopps ur hart
U triez to screem… but cyootness takes teh sounds B4 U makes dem…
U start to freez as kyootness looks u rite between teh eyez,
Ur snorgulized
ohai… sry… ai has been habbing identity ishoos lately… i maded a blog and now ai cannot figgur owt how to use dis name wifowt logging out
Whoooooo are u,
Who,who…
Who,who…….
is eekthecat now an owl?
Iz cartoon “Eek the Cat” as a bebbeh….duz annyone bemember dat show??
Oh,wait….”who,who”…got it.
Ai’m tired.
Hai, eeckthecat?
wut decade wuz taht show?
Yeah, I feelz old heer….going orf to googlol….
Ok, Meeck iz maybe my kittenzez ayj……show wuz 1992-1997.
Wuz awn from ‘92-’97.
My last name is Eick,pronounced “Ike”
I get all sorts of pronunciations….Eek,Ick,Eck….but mostly Eek.
So when it was time to come up with my ICHC name,the first thing that popped into my head was “Eek the Cat” I just kept the “ck”from my IRL name.
Dats mai storee & ai’m stickin 2 it!!
….An fanks,ZF,but ai wuz in mai late 20’s-early 30’s wen teh show wuz awn….
Yur still a yungin! mmm,
wuz taht generashun eeecks?
*snerk*
***LOL***
a praypel owl!!! I din notiss till u sad it!
Ohai Kafleen-tnf! U nawt maekin centz there…..mai lakk ov innertubez finnesse, let mii show u it!
oh, duh. KTNF= kathleenld.
donut blush, zauberflote! dat is eggsactly whut ai wuz sayin! iz confuzzling! ai donut want to be a confuzzlement
Well, I is eben moar confuzzlded: I iz leff wif a hanfull ov caybullz dat hazzing termytez dat Aahz giv me in teh lass fred…nao wut:?:
Ohai, {{{{{{ZF}}}}} fink yu can leve da cabulz b hydn wen yu leve dat fred if yu wantz tu. Jus pik up wut yu wantz nd lebez n e fing els. nd naow iz tiem fur me tu go kuk. 99
Rehi, zauberflolute!
Iz K naow — I dun turminaytid da termytz onna uvver fred.
I musta gotted miksded up — I thot I lef U wif da bar n da DJ stuf. Ifn datz da kays, den wat wuz it dat I jess putted kunnekterz awn at werk?
Haz U sean Seruh Konner?
Kitteh sez “Hao u liek mai Godzilla costoom? Rawrrr!!!!”
Sunshyne here twoday catsablanca – iz gud. Nd is caturday eve nd got munneyed yisturdai.
How ah yew?
Ohai, Kimkiwi! Noe sunshyne heer todae, lotsa clowds nd rumblee sownds….butt noe rayne. Is eve ov Caturday eve, heer (8PM Fursday). Whut tyme izzit n Nooziland?
Iz jest parst noon on teh Fryday teh furteenth – Blek Fryday.
If iz funder, iz teh kittehs up teh chimbley? Or iz tehy bees brayve? Buddy woz torking to Ceeling Cat wehn ai left for twerk.
Ai wuz taeking (tryin 2 taek) a catnap wehn it wuz fundering, sew teh kittehs wur awl wif mi. Whut doez Buddy luk liek?
Buddy is mostest beutimusst girlkitteh in teh werld. She is blek nd whyte wib a wikkelikkel blek smudj on her knoes. She is sicks-ander-harv. She lieks to sit on teh tabul and tork to Ceeling Cat.
Hai, catsablanca!
Ai’m takin mi mom tu see “casa blanca” ahn teh beeg
screen nex week in teh megalopolis gargantuan! It’ll
be funz. Thay offur wine befor teh movee, so will
git ma neece tu dryv.
Ohai, PC! Ai don fink Ai’ve ebber scene teh moobie awl teh wae fru n 1 sittin b4, jest bitz nd peesez heer nd ther. Hoep u has a gud tyme….designatid neece sowndz liek a gud ideea. Wyle wi iz onna subjek, r u abul 2 tel waht mai abatar iz? Ai kin tel, butt tehn Ai knoz waht it iz. Plzthxbai.
ether…so will b a beeg nawt sekkund
fur me 2. Adn, abowt yur abatar, it
looks like 2 little birds talkin tu each
uther. Itz nawt velossarapturz, iz it?
Iz taht wut it iz, lil burdz wif
lil wingz adn wun wif ah
lil mouf opn wyd?
ah tappa tappa tappa…
NOSE! yer not dooin it rite.
on da goood shyp, laleepop is da sweet trip to da candee shop…
ware bonbonz plae…
happi landinz ahn a chok-o-lit bah…
mmm, oar, godibah truffulz…
Iz dat teh gud shyp loleepop?
LOOKEES OWT KITTEH!!! THRILLAH KITTEH MITE BE ZOMBEH KITTEH TOO!!!! AIIIEEEEE!!!!!!
but so full of teh cutes.
Fr dis wun, Ai laffs lyke teh late lamentid Sir Vincent Price…
“Ah hahahahahahahaa
AAA hahahahahahahaha
ah hahahahahahahaha
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ha”
*door slams*
[www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Price]
(tehn skroll donw 2 teh plae butten)
Awlsew:
[www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPzZnch9boI&feature=related]
ginnosayqwah! Luv it!
(fyi, that iz colontwistedcolon)
can inter- innterra- butt in 4 vincent price storee?
mah fren fownd old paintin in herz attic- not no n e thing bowt paintins- cawled da l.a.cowntee meowzeeum ov art- dey saiz “wi send u an art apprazer.” she sayz “ok”
cupel daiz later she hearz da “knock,knock”
goez 2 da door, openz da dorr, standin der onna porch- VINCENT PRICE !
himz doin da praizin 4 lacma- wow !
she saiz himz was beri, beri nice- did nt maek herz feel stoopy at all-
btw- painten wuz pleh !
pitcher ov doorian gray refrentz!!
(memrees ov teh 2 o’clok moovy
adn ah beeg choklit meelksheik
cumz tu mai minz… hohm frum
hi-skool… moovy tyme!!)
bunzovsteel, ai digresz…
U meanz
?
Noooooes, dat iz nawt wot ai wunted! Ware in teh uther devil’s nayme do ai getz teh right devilish smily???*triez again*
Thx, PercyCat!!!!1! U’ve halped mi solve a conung … conan … sumfink ai’ve been wundering aboot. Ai’m happi nao!
hai, upfi!,
tahtz ah cayoot lil caturpylur. Ai don
du linkies, gluteusmaximus,*snikr*
u cna geaux tu:
“wordpress.com”, adn clik on
what smiles can I use…. Ai hope
taht werkz.
This! This iz teh belly to rub!
Two floofinesses to snatcsh up – wun in eech hand – an rub on teh fase!!!
Dreems du com tru!!
Wun kitteh: Luk! I can wawk like teh big peeps!!
Uthur kitteh: Dood, yur creepin me owt. AN yu luk silleh. Wy don yu try openin teh gushifud cans insted? Dat much mor yooseful.
“WOOT! Watch me werk nao !”
This reminded me of skating last night, they played thriller on flashback wednesday
Skating? Did sum1 sai skating? Wheelz oar steelz?
yew meen ai missed teh skating !!!???? OH NOES !!!! ai lurvezs skiating…wel, watchin it NEway…..ai iz jest a mite ….uhm ….aqkksidunt prown fer puttin sharp blaydz awn mi feetz an den slidin arownd awn ise…..iz noawt sew muches liek…..*glide, glide glide…an slidez grasefuylly dwon teh rink…iz moar liek …*feetes flailin liek crqazzy an den …whoopz slide intew the wal.*crash*
.
noawt sew grate, akshually…..
Hah!! Yeow! Kiked meslef!
Legend of Drunken master… I tellz it.
Oh, oh, oh…teh hairs. teh feetz. dat tail. Dat tum an paws…
I has just slammed into teh Cyootness Brick Wall of Death.
Blargh. I r ded.
here cums teh ccc
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
sweepie sweepie sweepie
scoopie scoopie scoopie
refills the emptie spot in teh hd
wraps wit the duckie tape.. (be careful wen you take it off)
wraps teh donkee in the sofftest liddel baby blankie der is
haz a cuppa hot choklit
an a nice lullaby.
otay nao?
Too floofs. Dats twice as much floof for teh same low price!
Blargh! Ai r ded!
I r dubble ded!
Oh noes!! Anudder CCC iz needed!!
sweepy sweep da brainz into cleen dustpan
putz back in hed verreh gentl so az not to brake
*aslo careful not to mix up*
lotz n lotz of duckytape
CHRG for good measure
Heer is softy blankies n hawt choclitz 4 splort victims, plz 2 go rest in lounge till u feels better!
*donkee rebibes long enuff too snurt @ Jeniffuurr an Dave, den dies agin.*
i thinks kitteh is more of a smoove crimminal than a thrillah.
*snerk* hez bad, hez bad, hez reely reely bad, U knows it!
You ben hit by, you been struk by, schmoov crinimal.
Hoooo-hooooo!
Dat shmoov crinimal wud turn into a shmoo crinimal in mah howse.
Teh floof, teh bellee, teh paws…awl gonna gets teh shmoo treatmint.
*sighs*
Oh, Romeow, ur such an enayblurr.
:blush:
Oh well, mite as well
at it.
OMCC!! Jamamakitty, wayte til u c waht Ai fownd!! Ebreebuddy wil liek it, butt it coems wif a MAJOR SPLORT WARNING!!! B shur ur CHRG’s r sekurlee ducky tayped awn!!
ai saw dat wun tew!!! but sins ai had alreddy youtubed teh odder version ai din’t post dis wun……….gud job. sew cute!!!!!!!
i doesnt … get it
teh Thriller dans… has U seen it? Kitteh is dansin like Michael Jackson in dis lol.
Da Liyun ov Trenchtaun, mos def. An twaiss teh Qteness!!!
Synce Thriller Kitteh bees duuiyng suches a guud jawb iympressyng frends adn famblee, her iys goeiyng tuu hirez herseylfe aowt foar:
birfdai partees, weddyngs, bar mitzvahs, annibersurees, class reuoonions, adn ovver feystyve okkashuns;
Hers pryces bees veree reesunabul; ebben beddure, her iys abailabul foar buukyngs rite naow (ebben tumaurrow)
shood be impresive kitteh impresses
Thriller Kitteh must sing now.
“Beet et! Just beet et!” Must lern othur lyns.
thriller, thriller night!
sum hawt kittehs!
awwwwww! its like a… “mini michael”
*snif* Sohw tru!
purrvurt kitteh haz invz..inivz…nawt seen raynekoat
i has a thriller