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  1. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

    Peter Pan Penguin has reattached his shadow

    • eeckthecat says:

      Nawt sekkund AND berry clever…..congrats PB2K !!!!

    • zauberflote says:

      Comgrachulayshynz, PB2K awn tawp of a six-way makramay!!! Cmon over tew Krissy’s, evereebuddee, an she braydz ur hare, or sellz u a makramay plant pot holder!

      • eeckthecat says:

        Ai haz short hair…iffin it’s brayded ai will luk liek Buckwheat!!
        Can ai haz a makramay kitteh bed ??

        • zauberflote says:

          Ooooo, kewl ideyah! U wantz teh hangin wun oar teh hydin-unner-teh-bed wun? Bofe wif catnip blankiez!

          • eeckthecat says:

            Hangin….den ai cud kiss teh kitties wiffowt bendin obber!

            • zauberflote says:

              Wun snorgle-makramay kitteh bed, hangin, comin up. I uzez, well, I donut noez wut color? Sew teh floofz duzznt shew sew bad. Tellz mii wut color?

              • eeckthecat says:

                Well,ai haz a calliko,a lite grey,a black & white,& a charcoal & white,so…..
                Tan ????

                • zauberflote says:

                  Yah,oar gray? An wii kan lyne it wif cweenfetti frum SJ’s birfdai partee. I wuzznt even there an I’m still brushin teh stuff owta my hare!

                  • eeckthecat says:

                    Ai fink ai swallowed a bunch wif mai martoonies!

                    • zauberflote says:

                      8O

                      • zauberflote says:

                        U prollee needz teh proon joos!

                        *Reechez fruu teh spaycethyme con-thingie 4 a bokkel*

                        Heer, hunny, u drinkz tehi hooole bokkel, an inna mornin u feelz sew mush bedderer, after nawt-sekkin u feelz prettee orful, :lol:

                      • eeckthecat says:

                        Ai maded Espresso martoonies and Cween came along on teh fred & threw cweenfetti….gotted in mai glass !!

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Oh dats rite, wide-awake drunk, I did reed taht wun! tee hee

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          Hey, eek … nice new abatar.

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          Fanks!

                        • cweenmj says:

                          Hi eeck!! I likez ur abatar sew muchez I frow sum cweenfetti tew sillybrating it. ‘K?
                          = Δ ΅ ֳ צּ  ” ‰ …‡ℓ ₪ ℮ ₫ ≈ ⌂ ∞ ﮬ ﭏ נּ†Ҹ ש ־ ׃٭ ڈ ء € ” ‰ …‡ℓ ₪ ℮₫ ≈ ⁿ ∏ ∂ צּ  ” ‰…‡ ℓ ₪ ℮ ₫ ≈⌂∞ ﮬ ﭏנּ† ∞ ‼ ′„ ≡ ▓    ╬ ■ € ⁿ ∏ ∂ ∞ ‼ ” ‰ …‡ℓ ₪ ℮₫ ≈

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Ohai, cweenmj!! I iz still brushin cweenfettii owtta mai hare an I wuzznt eben at teh partee :lol:

                        • cweenmj says:

                          :snerk: How u b, plain tuba?

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          ****shakes cweenfetti owt uv fur*****
                          Glad u lieks it,but duz u EBBER run owta cweenfetti ??

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Oh, I hangin in der. Aahz leff mii wif awl tehz caybullz wut gawt termytez! an I donut noez wut tew be dewingz wif dem…

                        • smammie says:

                          dere wuz ah aunteetur bakc ohn teh 3rd, maibii cud getz hym tu halp?

                        • Aahz says:

                          Da Turminaytur (oar Termyt-eetr) b bak…

                          *stawmpz awl da termytz, ebben da kween termyt n da bebbeh termytz*

                          Awsta la beesta, bebbehz!

                          Naow, wich wun uv u iz Seruh Konner? ;-)

                • idansdansdans says:

                  ZOMG! eekthecat…Nise new abatar.
                  Iz neet teh wai hims aise sez.. EEeek! :lol:

      • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

        ooh, iz prolly nawt a gud ideer to brade up teh hares dat ar gonna fall owt in a few daiz. B
        .
        but, I do lieks teh idee ov teh cat bed! I fink mai pwners wuld liek wun bery much!

        • maryland belle says:

          Ai nos dat dis iz a bit l8 fur teh singing, buh I gunna ser–sara–sing tew yew:

          I’ve gotta crow!
          I’m just the cleverest fellow
          ‘Twas ever my fortune to know;
          I taught a trick to my shadow
          To stick to the tip of my toe
          I’ve gotta crow!

          Yush. Ai wentz dere. Ai pulled out lyrics fur Mary Martin Peter Pan tew prove my loser-ness.

          • smammie says:

            joyne teh partii. Iffin noan wut u liek adn whantin tu shair iz bein ah luzurr, u iz inda rite plais. Cheers!

          • zauberflote says:

            *Taykes PB2K’s harez*

            *Braydez em up intew a lurvelee cat bed 4 PB2K*

            I sawree u iz teh loozin teh harez. Next syekel begin when?

            • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

              dunno yet. 2nd course finished yestiday! Yay! So nao, I’z starting to feel teh pleh an nawt can has anee energie. Blood cownts shuld go doan in teh next dai or so…
              .
              I’z got prolly anodder munf befoar teh nex corse starts. Unless wii finds a donor fer teh transplant – den I goes strate to transplant

        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

          {{{{{[PB2K}}}}}ai wunnur if a brade wud hab wun oar 2 hairz wut wud stai wen da rest fawlz owt so wud luk leik yu stil hab moar? sum peepz dunawt luz awl tu kemo. ai haopz yu hab a byootiful hed leik mai nees did. sumtiemz she wor a wig but hed wuz so gud. Haow ar yu feline? ai se if ai stil hab sum sawfty yarnz nd croshay yu a hat b4 wintur.

          • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

            dat mite werk, gwgs! I hazn’t lawst awl ov it yet, but mai docs figger taht teh moar kemo I has, teh less harez I can has. Wehn I hadded mai kemo fer teh brest cancer 2 yeers ago, I didnt luz awl ov mai hares. I lukked liek teh “befoar” pikshur in a Rogaine ad, mai frenz sed. I wored hats an scarbes, but nawt a wig.
            .
            Rite nao, I can feel maiself gettin bery tired. I’z prolly gonna git tireder ober teh nex cuppla dais as mai cownts go lower. I’z gonna sleep a lawt, I finkso! An will be so much bedderer in mai own bed tahn in teh horspistol!

            • maryland belle says:

              I hopes ur pwners gibes yew de kuddlez wif teh sleeps…becuz teh kitteh lurves alwyz halps!

            • Romeow says:

              PB2K, u has a brave.
              Most peeps goin froo ur kind ov pleh, wuddn’t hab such a sweet nature.
              I’m sending ur lotz ov gud heeling vibes, and I keeps u in mah fots.
              {{{{{PB2K}}}}}

    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

      Sawng nd danz? ai traid tu get Sinatra& Sammie davis Me and my shadow but {fail} cun pengulashunz awn nawt secund.

      • zauberflote says:

        youtube(dot)com/watch?v=3BK1LtL6xo4

        Lookin fer Shadow, an heerz a kitteh 4 us!

        • zauberflote says:

          Wut I reelee wanted wuz,

          I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
          And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
          He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
          And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed.

          Complimuntz RL Stevenson…..

          • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

            Ai member dat lil pome frum a buk mai Grammmy gib me wen ai wuz liddul. ai traid tu get a nu wun fur mai kitz but wut ai fawt wuz da tytl wuz sumfing els buk. owld buk wuz cumpleetlee wor owt wif ownly a fyew pajz stil dere.

            • zauberflote says:

              Mai mommycat uzed tew tell it, an her mamacat B4 her….ah. memriiz!

            • cweenmj says:

              it b frum A Child’s Garden of Verse bai R.L. Stevenson
              .
              I HAVE a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
              And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
              He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
              And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed.
              .
              The funniest thing about him is the way he likes to grow—
              Not at all like proper children, which is always very slow;
              For he sometimes shoots up taller like an India-rubber ball,
              And he sometimes gets so little that there’s none of him at all.
              .
              He hasn’t got a notion of how children ought to play,
              And can only make a fool of me in every sort of way.
              He stays so close beside me, he’s a coward you can see;
              I’d think shame to stick to nursie as that shadow sticks to me!
              .
              One morning, very early, before the sun was up,
              I rose and found the shining dew on every buttercup;
              But my lazy little shadow, like an arrant sleepy-head,
              Had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed.
              .

  2. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Yuu ar taiyling me!!

  3. annipuss says:

    Ai karnt shake dis bvlakk fing off.

  4. Lyanthya says:

    Me an mai shaaaadoe…

    • cweenmj says:

      Strolling down deh aaaaven uuuu. *tappitee, tap, tap
      Mii and mai shaaaaa doe *Tap, tap, tap
      Not a sole 2 tell r troublez tooooo *tappitee, tap, tap

      • altosinger says:

        An wen it’z twelb oh-klock
        We clime teh stayrs
        We nebber nock
        Coz nobuddy’s dere. Juss
        Me and my shadoe—
        Awl aloan an feline bloo!

  5. Karen says:

    Me and my shadow

  6. kimkiwi says:

    Cud be werse, cud be stork-ur

  7. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Wowsers, 6 way macrame, adn countyng!!!

  8. Aahz says:

    Waow!!1! Siks-wai ty 4 da nawt-sekkund!!1! Dis muss b sum sorta noo rekurd!

    Deyz gunna b lawtsa dreenkin n dansin n parteeyin naow! Wat duz evvybodee wawnt?

    • Aahz says:

      (*setz up porteebul bar wif buffay taybul n DJ kwipmint*)

      • kimkiwi says:

        Ai can haz hot choklit nd do teh Birdie Dans?

      • eeckthecat says:

        *** sets tray uv debbiled eggs on buffay tayble****
        Herd deres a partee heer……

        • BGee says:

          Debbiled eggs? U kan-nibble!

        • kimkiwi says:

          ***wiv big puffie cheeeeks, jest liek skwirl***

          Wot debbiled eggies? Ai noes liek teh debbiled eggies.

          *wipezes a smorl spek of eggie frum chin*

          • BGee says:

            Eh, who lef dis empty trae heer? Can ai uz it?
            *Rips open cheezpoofs bag, emptying bag on slightly damp tray.*

            • Aahz says:

              *reechiz ober n nabz uh hanfull uv cheezpoofz 4 krunchin*

              *nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom*

              Mmmm, deez r baykt 2 uh dellykit krunch! :-)

              • zauberflolute says:

                *reechez ober an lookz at bag*

                Um, dis nawt say “Cheezpuffz……..

                *Lukz agin* 8O

                Um, Aahz, u is eetin teh pakkin peanutz…..

                • Aahz says:

                  Iz K, zauberflolute … Deyz da noo bayoudee… biyowduh… gud 4 da invyrunmint kynd. Deyz mayd frum hole grayn korn oar weet oar sumfin, n dey taysteez liek Shooger Smax wifowt da shooger.

                  (dey r reelee nommabul IRL, bleev it oar nawt!!)

                  • zauberflote says:

                    Well, u noez, *wisspurrz* I tryded wun tew, but nawt tew mush, coz iz prollee naswt-fudz-grayde” cormstarchez, u noez?

                    • Aahz says:

                      *wispurrz* I noez, but deyz nuffin innem datll kill me, sew I nawt wurreed…

                      BTW, kin U tayk ober at teh bar n DJ boof? I steel at werk n I gotz 2 turminayt sum caybullz

                      *dooin bestest Ahnold S. voys*

                      Aahl b bak…

                    • eeckthecat says:

                      Weerd fud storee….wen ai werked PT at Pet Supplies Plus,we used to dare eech udder to eet various pet products.
                      Sum(yogurt drops fer gerbils) wuz tastee, others(ginee pig treats) nawt sew much…

                      • teenie says:

                        teh ‘bagelz’ fr goggiez r priddy good, akshullee…az long az u donut get teh livvr-flayvrd wunz!

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          Hadda customer once who said her hubbie eeted the goggie “cookies”….lukked
                          liek sandwich creems but had garlic in dem….yuck.

                        • Aahz says:

                          Mai boi kidlet yoosta liek da Milk Boan goggie biskitz. Winebber we wood vizit uh frind hoo had sum goggiez, he wood awlwaiz goe strayt 4 da plays ware dey hyded dem frum da goggiez.

                          Wun uv da mowstist funnyist fingz Iz ebber sean awn dis Erf wun win he gotted uh goggie biskit, puttid it n himz mowf wif haf stikin owt, n wun uv da goggies tryd 2 get it frum him!! :lol: Dat wuz wun uv da trix dey tot da goggie 2 doo, sew da goggie thot mai boi wuz dooin da trik! But himz kep awn trien 2 keap it uhwai frum da goggie, n da goggie coodn figger owt Y he coodn gitted it!! I ROFL evvy tym I finkz bowt dat! :lol: :-D :lol: :cry: O naow luk — Iz laffded sew hard Iz criein

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          {{{{Aahz}}}}
                          Wut a wunnerful memmoree……ai wud hav lubbed to hav seen dat!

                        • Aahz says:

                          :-D I gotz pitcherz, but I weeshted I can haz beedeeyow…

                          But I kin reeplai da seen n mai hed… :-)

            • eeckthecat says:

              Dey is nawt teh “flaming” cheezpoofs,iz dey???
              Too Hawt !!!!!

    • zauberflote says:

      Ohai, Aahz! Wii hav nebber 4mally met, but I can tell u this is no record– I fink dat wuz at Mary O’s welcome bakk partee, or no, it wuz maybe at teh Rayce 4 Rosie? N E wai, there wuz 18-wai makramay, I finkso.

    • annipuss says:

      I’z reddee fur goin 2 bed, soe hot chokklit and a biskit (dat’s cookie in `Merican!) fur me plsthx.

  9. smammie says:

    Doz dis tuckceedoh maek mii luuk fat?

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Nebber, smammie, nebber!!!

      • smammie says:

        Aye noa…mii @ss maeks mii luuk fat (giglol).

        CKK, Pleaz, U mush bee gettin teh new avatar tuu! Aye gitz behine ahn reedin posties, adn iz beri beri hart tu fine teh Cheezpeeps Aye noa wiff teh kwilties. Iz sew mush E-Z-urh tu skroll tu (Aye du sew liekz tu reed ur stories……) Luuk op atz house annipuss adn eeckthe cat r sew E-Z tu spot. U cud juss du a beeg toofy smyle oar teh Chessie kitteh frum teh train, maibii?

        • CheshireKittehKat says:

          S’funnee yuu shud menshun iyt, smammie; Ai haz bin finkyng bowt a new abatar tudai; iyt seams liek a rlly guud ideaya;

          Ai jes LUUVES yur abatar; alwaise hav ebber synce Ai furst seed iyt!!!!

          • smammie says:

            :oops: aaawhhhh, datz sew nys ob U tu say. Iz teh selb portret… haz bin noan tu bee nawt sew frenlii luukin, butz itz nebber hart tu smyl hear wif awl ob u.

  10. Tribble says:

    Lukz lyke penlolquin haz been tranzported tu da beech. Wondur iff spayze tyme continyoum haz been borked, an a sealgulol, wuz tranzported tu da snow?

  11. BGee says:

    Pleez forigv . . . kant contain . . . awld poem . . . aaaagh!

    “As I was walking up the stair
    I met a man who wasn’t there.
    He wasn’t there aqain today.
    I wish to God he’d go away.”

  12. tc says:

    The dark side.

    I haz it.

  13. tc says:

    Teh darkside

    I haz it.

  14. maryland belle says:

    Grrrr…mai login nawt stayin login-ed. Owai?

  15. Duffy says:

    He follows me arownd for six munths an then he hides for six munths. Wher he goes?

  16. Romeow says:

    Iz liek habbin Basement Penguin following meh round.
    .
    Iffs ur gonna follow meh, cud u dress in sumpfin besides awl blak?
    I gets awl dressed nice, den I hab dis slouch walkin behine meh.
    Sheesh!

  17. lightchild79 says:

    romeow, romeow, where for art thou romeow?

    *romeow walks in from stage right*
    *hole krowd cheers and goes nuts to see romeow again*
    *romeow makes grand bow and tells eberwun to try teh veelburger*

    BTW: were has yoo bind sew lawng?

    • Romeow says:

      Oh, lightchild79, u r so sweet to maek meh feel so welcum and missed!
      {{{{{lilghtchild79}}}}}
      I has juss bean buzee and I doan hab so muches tiem to b heer. I get to luk at sum commints on sum nites, but by den awl teh peeps hab gone to bed, and I’m tawkin to myseff.
      Lightchild79, u juss lit up mah hole ebening!
      Fank yew!
      *gibs lightchild a hug wif Romeow’s beeg floofy arms*

      • lightchild79 says:

        dat r naise tew no….. nd ai hab noticed we r ceeing less ob yoo at tymes. sum tymz wen ai gets awn, der rnt enny wun ai noes awn sew ai wayts, sumtyms a lawng tyme. so ai noze hau yoo feels. heer, i r gibbing yoo dis r.c. cola nd dis crunchy fresh frootpie tu nom upon….i r habbing applol….

        NOMNOMNOMNOM…….

        • Romeow says:

          Oh fank yew…nom nom nommity nom nom!
          I maded sum cowfee caek and tamale pie todai (IRL) and wud b happeh to share wif u. A nice snakee before bed. Heers a cup of cramberry tea to halps us sleep.
          I’ll tri to do better bout spending tiem heer, iffs I can :)

          • lightchild79 says:

            ooooo, dont mind iffn ai do….NOM NOMNOM….

            n dis tee r lubbrlee, 2. *sips daintily*

            *beeg yawn nd strichings* i r hazzing tu log awf nau… i r sleepytails.
            nitey nyte, romeow.

  18. SolnEsther says:

    Wun ob lyfes liddle trufes: eveybuddy, even pengwins, luk behine demselbs afta dey farts.

  19. Indefatigable says:

    Stoopy vashta nerada. Go ‘way, I iz nawt chikkin leg!

  20. pengwen says:

    I rly <3 the foto

  21. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Liddel Penglolgwin iys wunderyng wye hims tayle bees soe bedragguled luukyng;

    (Iyt’s nawt liek hims uuses iyt foar flieying oar ennyfing;
    Hims jes wunts tuu luuk nieyce!!!!!! :smile: )


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