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wut? i jus tryin 2 bird watch.
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Peter Pan Penguin has reattached his shadow
Nawt sekkund AND berry clever…..congrats PB2K !!!!
Meeck, u is gotta be a fastest-gun-in-teh West typeer. WHOA!! Ur commint awn teh commint is in teh makramay– u haz teh Force, baybee! (um, I not gnowingz if u a gurl behbeh or a boi behbeh….hope nawt to offend
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Gurl behbeh…ahnd fanks fer teh compliment!
Nyce to see teh use uv mai “continuum” name…….
Yesh….ahnd Cween wudda been a peon
LOLZ!!!!
GWGS wudda been, Dorothy in her red wunz!
Ai wuz jus gun sai ai wuz bearfut. hee hee
dat werkz tew
Igor wants to noes if this meens he can dust off the time mashine ageain and see wut happens. Igor says he wud be happy to do it. Igor sez, wut cud go wrong?
…. But is OK, we’ll keep Igor busy wif other things unless we need to import a pterodactil or somefing like that. kthxbai.
Uuhhhh…terrydactils….pierogis….Janetwhocanhasnokittehs…..
Lets keep Igor bizzee,kai ??
Ohai Fleep, u still hydin owt frum teh eckstra dicshun fer taht skwid-smugglin u wuz akkyoozeded ov?
ohai zf … in fact, ai is back in the you ess of ay. teh skwid-smuggling rumors erer just teh rumoors. those wuz ceffylopods for sine tific porpoises. here’s sum vidyeeo footage. (warning — tehre are a skwid in this vidyeoo):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjp_jumlO3A
mmmmm…calamari……
Mmm…we’re gonna need a lot moar rice an seeweed fer thet one.
B)
wow, eeck! Taht yoo gottid a response in to mai comment iz an amazink fing!
Yoo rok, gurlfren!!!
(an fanks fer teh complimint, too
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Comgrachulayshynz, PB2K awn tawp of a six-way makramay!!! Cmon over tew Krissy’s, evereebuddee, an she braydz ur hare, or sellz u a makramay plant pot holder!
Ai haz short hair…iffin it’s brayded ai will luk liek Buckwheat!!
Can ai haz a makramay kitteh bed ??
Ooooo, kewl ideyah! U wantz teh hangin wun oar teh hydin-unner-teh-bed wun? Bofe wif catnip blankiez!
Hangin….den ai cud kiss teh kitties wiffowt bendin obber!
Wun snorgle-makramay kitteh bed, hangin, comin up. I uzez, well, I donut noez wut color? Sew teh floofz duzznt shew sew bad. Tellz mii wut color?
Well,ai haz a calliko,a lite grey,a black & white,& a charcoal & white,so…..
Tan ????
Yah,oar gray? An wii kan lyne it wif cweenfetti frum SJ’s birfdai partee. I wuzznt even there an I’m still brushin teh stuff owta my hare!
Ai fink ai swallowed a bunch wif mai martoonies!
U prollee needz teh proon joos!
*Reechez fruu teh spaycethyme con-thingie 4 a bokkel*
Heer, hunny, u drinkz tehi hooole bokkel, an inna mornin u feelz sew mush bedderer, after nawt-sekkin u feelz prettee orful,
Ai maded Espresso martoonies and Cween came along on teh fred & threw cweenfetti….gotted in mai glass !!
Oh dats rite, wide-awake drunk, I did reed taht wun! tee hee
Hey, eek … nice new abatar.
Fanks!
Hi eeck!! I likez ur abatar sew muchez I frow sum cweenfetti tew sillybrating it. ‘K?
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Ohai, cweenmj!! I iz still brushin cweenfettii owtta mai hare an I wuzznt eben at teh partee
:snerk: How u b, plain tuba?
****shakes cweenfetti owt uv fur*****
Glad u lieks it,but duz u EBBER run owta cweenfetti ??
Oh, I hangin in der. Aahz leff mii wif awl tehz caybullz wut gawt termytez! an I donut noez wut tew be dewingz wif dem…
dere wuz ah aunteetur bakc ohn teh 3rd, maibii cud getz hym tu halp?
Da Turminaytur (oar Termyt-eetr) b bak…
*stawmpz awl da termytz, ebben da kween termyt n da bebbeh termytz*
Awsta la beesta, bebbehz!
Naow, wich wun uv u iz Seruh Konner?
ZOMG! eekthecat…Nise new abatar.
Iz neet teh wai hims aise sez.. EEeek!
I sekund dat ZOMG.
Dat is a streemlee cyoot abatar.
ooh, iz prolly nawt a gud ideer to brade up teh hares dat ar gonna fall owt in a few daiz. B
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but, I do lieks teh idee ov teh cat bed! I fink mai pwners wuld liek wun bery much!
Ai nos dat dis iz a bit l8 fur teh singing, buh I gunna ser–sara–sing tew yew:
I’ve gotta crow!
I’m just the cleverest fellow
‘Twas ever my fortune to know;
I taught a trick to my shadow
To stick to the tip of my toe
I’ve gotta crow!
Yush. Ai wentz dere. Ai pulled out lyrics fur Mary Martin Peter Pan tew prove my loser-ness.
joyne teh partii. Iffin noan wut u liek adn whantin tu shair iz bein ah luzurr, u iz inda rite plais. Cheers!
NO loozerz heer atawl!! Pleez tew set down a spell, MDBelle!
**sitz**
Tankee fur sayin ai nawt loozer…manee lovez fur otter nawt loozers.
Heerz sum iyse-tee, sweet ob corse. I haz tew go nao, reely (I been sayin that fer 10 minnitz) but sum day soon u an mii, wii can maek sum crabcaeks, k?
mmm…de crabs, dey tastes sew gud!!!!!
IRL, mai b-i-l frum teh Mawgunzbille. U noez it?
TAAANNNKZ! Ai need dat. Put on buttonz!
Noob heere. Ur all soundin lyk a veree
comfto litter to meow wit.
*Taykes PB2K’s harez*
*Braydez em up intew a lurvelee cat bed 4 PB2K*
I sawree u iz teh loozin teh harez. Next syekel begin when?
dunno yet. 2nd course finished yestiday! Yay! So nao, I’z starting to feel teh pleh an nawt can has anee energie. Blood cownts shuld go doan in teh next dai or so…
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I’z got prolly anodder munf befoar teh nex corse starts. Unless wii finds a donor fer teh transplant - den I goes strate to transplant
{{pb2k}}
Yew lukking sew prittee wif deh braydez!
Heer, habbing a cuppla chokklit possumz. Dey b deh hi-NerG chokklitz.
yummmm-EEE!!! Fanks so much, Cweenmj!!
Ohai, PB2K!! I wuz jus’ dancin frew an had 2 stawp an admyre yore lubly braydez!! Berry nyce!!
{{{{{[PB2K}}}}}ai wunnur if a brade wud hab wun oar 2 hairz wut wud stai wen da rest fawlz owt so wud luk leik yu stil hab moar? sum peepz dunawt luz awl tu kemo. ai haopz yu hab a byootiful hed leik mai nees did. sumtiemz she wor a wig but hed wuz so gud. Haow ar yu feline? ai se if ai stil hab sum sawfty yarnz nd croshay yu a hat b4 wintur.
dat mite werk, gwgs! I hazn’t lawst awl ov it yet, but mai docs figger taht teh moar kemo I has, teh less harez I can has. Wehn I hadded mai kemo fer teh brest cancer 2 yeers ago, I didnt luz awl ov mai hares. I lukked liek teh “befoar” pikshur in a Rogaine ad, mai frenz sed. I wored hats an scarbes, but nawt a wig.
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Rite nao, I can feel maiself gettin bery tired. I’z prolly gonna git tireder ober teh nex cuppla dais as mai cownts go lower. I’z gonna sleep a lawt, I finkso! An will be so much bedderer in mai own bed tahn in teh horspistol!
I hopes ur pwners gibes yew de kuddlez wif teh sleeps…becuz teh kitteh lurves alwyz halps!
PB2K, u has a brave.
Most peeps goin froo ur kind ov pleh, wuddn’t hab such a sweet nature.
I’m sending ur lotz ov gud heeling vibes, and I keeps u in mah fots.
{{{{{PB2K}}}}}
Sawng nd danz? ai traid tu get Sinatra& Sammie davis Me and my shadow but {fail} cun pengulashunz awn nawt secund.
youtube(dot)com/watch?v=3BK1LtL6xo4
Lookin fer Shadow, an heerz a kitteh 4 us!
Wut I reelee wanted wuz,
I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed.
Complimuntz RL Stevenson…..
Ai member dat lil pome frum a buk mai Grammmy gib me wen ai wuz liddul. ai traid tu get a nu wun fur mai kitz but wut ai fawt wuz da tytl wuz sumfing els buk. owld buk wuz cumpleetlee wor owt wif ownly a fyew pajz stil dere.
Mai mommycat uzed tew tell it, an her mamacat B4 her….ah. memriiz!
it b frum A Child’s Garden of Verse bai R.L. Stevenson
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I HAVE a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed.
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The funniest thing about him is the way he likes to grow—
Not at all like proper children, which is always very slow;
For he sometimes shoots up taller like an India-rubber ball,
And he sometimes gets so little that there’s none of him at all.
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He hasn’t got a notion