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Quit Followin’ ME !!!1!!
wut? i jus tryin 2 bird watch.
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Peter Pan Penguin has reattached his shadow
Nawt sekkund AND berry clever…..congrats PB2K !!!!
Meeck, u is gotta be a fastest-gun-in-teh West typeer. WHOA!! Ur commint awn teh commint is in teh makramay– u haz teh Force, baybee! (um, I not gnowingz if u a gurl behbeh or a boi behbeh….hope nawt to offend
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Gurl behbeh…ahnd fanks fer teh compliment!
Nyce to see teh use uv mai “continuum” name…….
Yesh….ahnd Cween wudda been a peon
LOLZ!!!!
GWGS wudda been, Dorothy in her red wunz!
Ai wuz jus gun sai ai wuz bearfut. hee hee
dat werkz tew
Igor wants to noes if this meens he can dust off the time mashine ageain and see wut happens. Igor says he wud be happy to do it. Igor sez, wut cud go wrong?
…. But is OK, we’ll keep Igor busy wif other things unless we need to import a pterodactil or somefing like that. kthxbai.
Uuhhhh…terrydactils….pierogis….Janetwhocanhasnokittehs…..
Lets keep Igor bizzee,kai ??
Ohai Fleep, u still hydin owt frum teh eckstra dicshun fer taht skwid-smugglin u wuz akkyoozeded ov?
ohai zf … in fact, ai is back in the you ess of ay. teh skwid-smuggling rumors erer just teh rumoors. those wuz ceffylopods for sine tific porpoises. here’s sum vidyeeo footage. (warning — tehre are a skwid in this vidyeoo):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjp_jumlO3A
mmmmm…calamari……
Mmm…we’re gonna need a lot moar rice an seeweed fer thet one.
iz u havin shooshi? i luffles shooshi
B)
wow, eeck! Taht yoo gottid a response in to mai comment iz an amazink fing!
Yoo rok, gurlfren!!!
(an fanks fer teh complimint, too
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Comgrachulayshynz, PB2K awn tawp of a six-way makramay!!! Cmon over tew Krissy’s, evereebuddee, an she braydz ur hare, or sellz u a makramay plant pot holder!
Ai haz short hair…iffin it’s brayded ai will luk liek Buckwheat!!
Can ai haz a makramay kitteh bed ??
Ooooo, kewl ideyah! U wantz teh hangin wun oar teh hydin-unner-teh-bed wun? Bofe wif catnip blankiez!
Hangin….den ai cud kiss teh kitties wiffowt bendin obber!
Wun snorgle-makramay kitteh bed, hangin, comin up. I uzez, well, I donut noez wut color? Sew teh floofz duzznt shew sew bad. Tellz mii wut color?
Well,ai haz a calliko,a lite grey,a black & white,& a charcoal & white,so…..
Tan ????
Yah,oar gray? An wii kan lyne it wif cweenfetti frum SJ’s birfdai partee. I wuzznt even there an I’m still brushin teh stuff owta my hare!
Ai fink ai swallowed a bunch wif mai martoonies!
U prollee needz teh proon joos!
*Reechez fruu teh spaycethyme con-thingie 4 a bokkel*
Heer, hunny, u drinkz tehi hooole bokkel, an inna mornin u feelz sew mush bedderer, after nawt-sekkin u feelz prettee orful,
Ai maded Espresso martoonies and Cween came along on teh fred & threw cweenfetti….gotted in mai glass !!
Oh dats rite, wide-awake drunk, I did reed taht wun! tee hee
Hey, eek … nice new abatar.
Fanks!
Hi eeck!! I likez ur abatar sew muchez I frow sum cweenfetti tew sillybrating it. ‘K?
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Ohai, cweenmj!! I iz still brushin cweenfettii owtta mai hare an I wuzznt eben at teh partee
:snerk: How u b, plain tuba?
****shakes cweenfetti owt uv fur*****
Glad u lieks it,but duz u EBBER run owta cweenfetti ??
Oh, I hangin in der. Aahz leff mii wif awl tehz caybullz wut gawt termytez! an I donut noez wut tew be dewingz wif dem…
dere wuz ah aunteetur bakc ohn teh 3rd, maibii cud getz hym tu halp?
Da Turminaytur (oar Termyt-eetr) b bak…
*stawmpz awl da termytz, ebben da kween termyt n da bebbeh termytz*
Awsta la beesta, bebbehz!
Naow, wich wun uv u iz Seruh Konner?
ZOMG! eekthecat…Nise new abatar.
Iz neet teh wai hims aise sez.. EEeek!
I sekund dat ZOMG.
Dat is a streemlee cyoot abatar.
ooh, iz prolly nawt a gud ideer to brade up teh hares dat ar gonna fall owt in a few daiz. B
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but, I do lieks teh idee ov teh cat bed! I fink mai pwners wuld liek wun bery much!
Ai nos dat dis iz a bit l8 fur teh singing, buh I gunna ser–sara–sing tew yew:
I’ve gotta crow!
I’m just the cleverest fellow
‘Twas ever my fortune to know;
I taught a trick to my shadow
To stick to the tip of my toe
I’ve gotta crow!
Yush. Ai wentz dere. Ai pulled out lyrics fur Mary Martin Peter Pan tew prove my loser-ness.
joyne teh partii. Iffin noan wut u liek adn whantin tu shair iz bein ah luzurr, u iz inda rite plais. Cheers!
NO loozerz heer atawl!! Pleez tew set down a spell, MDBelle!
**sitz**
Tankee fur sayin ai nawt loozer…manee lovez fur otter nawt loozers.
Heerz sum iyse-tee, sweet ob corse. I haz tew go nao, reely (I been sayin that fer 10 minnitz) but sum day soon u an mii, wii can maek sum crabcaeks, k?
mmm…de crabs, dey tastes sew gud!!!!!
IRL, mai b-i-l frum teh Mawgunzbille. U noez it?
TAAANNNKZ! Ai need dat. Put on buttonz!
Noob heere. Ur all soundin lyk a veree
comfto litter to meow wit.
*Taykes PB2K’s harez*
*Braydez em up intew a lurvelee cat bed 4 PB2K*
I sawree u iz teh loozin teh harez. Next syekel begin when?
dunno yet. 2nd course finished yestiday! Yay! So nao, I’z starting to feel teh pleh an nawt can has anee energie. Blood cownts shuld go doan in teh next dai or so…
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I’z got prolly anodder munf befoar teh nex corse starts. Unless wii finds a donor fer teh transplant – den I goes strate to transplant
{{pb2k}}
Yew lukking sew prittee wif deh braydez!
Heer, habbing a cuppla chokklit possumz. Dey b deh hi-NerG chokklitz.
yummmm-EEE!!! Fanks so much, Cweenmj!!
Ohai, PB2K!! I wuz jus’ dancin frew an had 2 stawp an admyre yore lubly braydez!! Berry nyce!!
{{{{{[PB2K}}}}}ai wunnur if a brade wud hab wun oar 2 hairz wut wud stai wen da rest fawlz owt so wud luk leik yu stil hab moar? sum peepz dunawt luz awl tu kemo. ai haopz yu hab a byootiful hed leik mai nees did. sumtiemz she wor a wig but hed wuz so gud. Haow ar yu feline? ai se if ai stil hab sum sawfty yarnz nd croshay yu a hat b4 wintur.
dat mite werk, gwgs! I hazn’t lawst awl ov it yet, but mai docs figger taht teh moar kemo I has, teh less harez I can has. Wehn I hadded mai kemo fer teh brest cancer 2 yeers ago, I didnt luz awl ov mai hares. I lukked liek teh “befoar” pikshur in a Rogaine ad, mai frenz sed. I wored hats an scarbes, but nawt a wig.
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Rite nao, I can feel maiself gettin bery tired. I’z prolly gonna git tireder ober teh nex cuppla dais as mai cownts go lower. I’z gonna sleep a lawt, I finkso! An will be so much bedderer in mai own bed tahn in teh horspistol!
I hopes ur pwners gibes yew de kuddlez wif teh sleeps…becuz teh kitteh lurves alwyz halps!
PB2K, u has a brave.
Most peeps goin froo ur kind ov pleh, wuddn’t hab such a sweet nature.
I’m sending ur lotz ov gud heeling vibes, and I keeps u in mah fots.
{{{{{PB2K}}}}}
Sawng nd danz? ai traid tu get Sinatra& Sammie davis Me and my shadow but {fail} cun pengulashunz awn nawt secund.
youtube(dot)com/watch?v=3BK1LtL6xo4
Lookin fer Shadow, an heerz a kitteh 4 us!
Wut I reelee wanted wuz,
I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed.
Complimuntz RL Stevenson…..
Ai member dat lil pome frum a buk mai Grammmy gib me wen ai wuz liddul. ai traid tu get a nu wun fur mai kitz but wut ai fawt wuz da tytl wuz sumfing els buk. owld buk wuz cumpleetlee wor owt wif ownly a fyew pajz stil dere.
Mai mommycat uzed tew tell it, an her mamacat B4 her….ah. memriiz!
it b frum A Child’s Garden of Verse bai R.L. Stevenson
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I HAVE a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed.
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The funniest thing about him is the way he likes to grow—
Not at all like proper children, which is always very slow;
For he sometimes shoots up taller like an India-rubber ball,
And he sometimes gets so little that there’s none of him at all.
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He hasn’t got a notion of how children ought to play,
And can only make a fool of me in every sort of way.
He stays so close beside me, he’s a coward you can see;
I’d think shame to stick to nursie as that shadow sticks to me!
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One morning, very early, before the sun was up,
I rose and found the shining dew on every buttercup;
But my lazy little shadow, like an arrant sleepy-head,
Had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed.
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Yuu ar taiyling me!!
turn left heere, mebee we can shake him!
nawt stir?
On da roks?
Ai karnt shake dis bvlakk fing off.
Teh curs uv teh fat finger stryks agayn! dat shud be blakk.
Me an mai shaaaadoe…
Strolling down deh aaaaven uuuu. *tappitee, tap, tap
Mii and mai shaaaaa doe *Tap, tap, tap
Not a sole 2 tell r troublez tooooo *tappitee, tap, tap
An wen it’z twelb oh-klock
We clime teh stayrs
We nebber nock
Coz nobuddy’s dere. Juss
Me and my shadoe—
Awl aloan an feline bloo!
Me and my shadow
Cud be werse, cud be stork-ur
Wowsers, 6 way macrame, adn countyng!!!
Naow 7 macrame, Ai fink!!!
Waow!!1! Siks-wai ty 4 da nawt-sekkund!!1! Dis muss b sum sorta noo rekurd!
Deyz gunna b lawtsa dreenkin n dansin n parteeyin naow! Wat duz evvybodee wawnt?
(*setz up porteebul bar wif buffay taybul n DJ kwipmint*)
Ai can haz hot choklit nd do teh Birdie Dans?
Shore!
*porez steemin hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem awn tawp*
*hanz 2 kimkiwi*
Cheez!
*plaiz Birdie Dans toonz*
*duz Birdie Dans*
Ebberybody joyn in.
Thx for lubbly hot choklit.
*** sets tray uv debbiled eggs on buffay tayble****
Herd deres a partee heer……
Debbiled eggs? U kan-nibble!
*reechiz ober n nabz uh kuppla debbiled eggz 4 nibblin*
*NOM* *NOM*
(I lurbz dem debbiled eggz)
***wiv big puffie cheeeeks, jest liek skwirl***
Wot debbiled eggies? Ai noes liek teh debbiled eggies.
*wipezes a smorl spek of eggie frum chin*
Eh, who lef dis empty trae heer? Can ai uz it?
*Rips open cheezpoofs bag, emptying bag on slightly damp tray.*
*reechiz ober n nabz uh hanfull uv cheezpoofz 4 krunchin*
*nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom*
Mmmm, deez r baykt 2 uh dellykit krunch!
*reechez ober an lookz at bag*
Um, dis nawt say “Cheezpuffz……..
*Lukz agin*
Um, Aahz, u is eetin teh pakkin peanutz…..
Iz K, zauberflolute … Deyz da noo bayoudee… biyowduh… gud 4 da invyrunmint kynd. Deyz mayd frum hole grayn korn oar weet oar sumfin, n dey taysteez liek Shooger Smax wifowt da shooger.
(dey r reelee nommabul IRL, bleev it oar nawt!!)
Well, u noez, *wisspurrz* I tryded wun tew, but nawt tew mush, coz iz prollee naswt-fudz-grayde” cormstarchez, u noez?
*wispurrz* I noez, but deyz nuffin innem datll kill me, sew I nawt wurreed…
BTW, kin U tayk ober at teh bar n DJ boof? I steel at werk n I gotz 2 turminayt sum caybullz
*dooin bestest Ahnold S. voys*
Aahl b bak…
Ur kaybullz gotz termytez??
I’ll tend bar by avatar, I haz tew fickz teh supperz nao….
Weerd fud storee….wen ai werked PT at Pet Supplies Plus,we used to dare eech udder to eet various pet products.
Sum(yogurt drops fer gerbils) wuz tastee, others(ginee pig treats) nawt sew much…
teh ‘bagelz’ fr goggiez r priddy good, akshullee…az long az u donut get teh livvr-flayvrd wunz!
Hadda customer once who said her hubbie eeted the goggie “cookies”….lukked
liek sandwich creems but had garlic in dem….yuck.
Mai boi kidlet yoosta liek da Milk Boan goggie biskitz. Winebber we wood vizit uh frind hoo had sum goggiez, he wood awlwaiz goe strayt 4 da plays ware dey hyded dem frum da goggiez.
Wun uv da mowstist funnyist fingz Iz ebber sean awn dis Erf wun win he gotted uh goggie biskit, puttid it n himz mowf wif haf stikin owt, n wun uv da goggies tryd 2 get it frum him!!
Dat wuz wun uv da trix dey tot da goggie 2 doo, sew da goggie thot mai boi wuz dooin da trik! But himz kep awn trien 2 keap it uhwai frum da goggie, n da goggie coodn figger owt Y he coodn gitted it!! I ROFL evvy tym I finkz bowt dat! 
O naow luk — Iz laffded sew hard Iz criein
{{{{Aahz}}}}
Wut a wunnerful memmoree……ai wud hav lubbed to hav seen dat!
But I kin reeplai da seen n mai hed…
Dey is nawt teh “flaming” cheezpoofs,iz dey???
Too Hawt !!!!!
**lik-lik-lik-lik**
Heer, trai deze. Tehy don hav teh hot sprinkl stuf on em.
Uuhhhhh…..ai fink teh “u likked it,itz yours” rule iz in effect….
Okey.
Ai fink tehre’s hawt chokklit and biskits left. Tehy iz nawt-spicee.
An uncontaminated.
Ai will skip teh cookie bizkits ahnd bring out dis tray uv….
Biskits & Graby !!!!
***nom,nom,nom****
Can ai haz biskita and CHOKLIT graby?
Ai fink iz a Meenesoda food ting, but iz REELY GUD!
*reechiz ober n nabz sum biskitz n grayvee 4 nommin*
*nomnomnom*
*lix grayvee awf feengurz*
Hmmm… neks tym I muss yooz uh playt n foark …
Plates?? We don’t need no stinkin plates!!
Wat? I gess we kin jess grayz, den?
Ohai, Aahz! Wii hav nebber 4mally met, but I can tell u this is no record– I fink dat wuz at Mary O’s welcome bakk partee, or no, it wuz maybe at teh Rayce 4 Rosie? N E wai, there wuz 18-wai makramay, I finkso.
Yup, adn wii dint bork nuffin neever. Twuz amaizin.
Innywai, dreenkz n fudz (gushee n krunchee) n mew-zik 4 dansin awl rite heer!
I’z reddee fur goin 2 bed, soe hot chokklit and a biskit (dat’s cookie in `Merican!) fur me plsthx.
Datz K, cuz dis buffay b innernashyunnal! Biskitz? We gotz biskitz!!1! Hep ursef!
*porez steemin hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem awn tawp*
*hanz 2 annipuss*
Cheez!
Thx Aahz, Naow Ai mus goe 2 bed. G’nite ebberybodee!
Nitee,nite….lubs teh abatar!
Ur wellkum! Nytee nyt!
Doz dis tuckceedoh maek mii luuk fat?
Nebber, smammie, nebber!!!
Aye noa…mii @ss maeks mii luuk fat (giglol).
CKK, Pleaz, U mush bee gettin teh new avatar tuu! Aye gitz behine ahn reedin posties, adn iz beri beri hart tu fine teh Cheezpeeps Aye noa wiff teh kwilties. Iz sew mush E-Z-urh tu skroll tu (Aye du sew liekz tu reed ur stories……) Luuk op atz house annipuss adn eeckthe cat r sew E-Z tu spot. U cud juss du a beeg toofy smyle oar teh Chessie kitteh frum teh train, maibii?
S’funnee yuu shud menshun iyt, smammie; Ai haz bin finkyng bowt a new abatar tudai; iyt seams liek a rlly guud ideaya;
Ai jes LUUVES yur abatar; alwaise hav ebber synce Ai furst seed iyt!!!!
Lukz lyke penlolquin haz been tranzported tu da beech. Wondur iff spayze tyme continyoum haz been borked, an a sealgulol, wuz tranzported tu da snow?
Taht spayze tyme continyoum bees veree sneekee!!!!!
Flyin Penguini iz ahn “Spring Break”
Ohai, {{{{Smammie,}}}}} ai se yur nu oar nuish abatar but iz smalizh nd ai cant tel wut iz.
Iz habbin saem prolbem. Mai compyooter glassez nawt B 4 itteh-bitteh werk. Iz a mausie oar a possum leenin awn a “S”??
Iz possum-mum, compleat wif possum-bebbeh, Beeg “S” iz teh tayle.
hear, dis mai halp
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-smammie/
is ahn mai profyle sumwut beeger
gotta scoot , tyme tu maek dinner Bee bakc shortlii
Oh fank yew, smammie!
Nao, I can sees zactly wat it iz! I cuddn’t figure it owt befores.
Didz u draw it? OMG, it byootiful!
{{{{{smammie’s avatar}}}}}
Ohai Smammie Und Romeo!!
hmmm? Noe. Nufin tew sae rly…
just mist yew bof!!
SPLO-OOOORT!!!!!!! Iz teh cyooot!!!!!
an ur profyle iz tawpz!
Ore aftur graduayshun beech weak!
*wisspurrz* Psst, Tribble, I iz tryded sumfin new, an it hazznt shewed up yet. I fot it wer funnee, but itz nawt heer yet…..maybee I shudda given it sum
8)
K, I bleevz JLSeagull iz fishyullee stukk in teh S-T-C……hii nawt showed up yet, an I finkded hii wud bai nao, sigh.
Sew u mayde JLSeagull, but S-T-C ated it?? :LOL:
Pleez forigv . . . kant contain . . . awld poem . . . aaaagh!
“As I was walking up the stair
I met a man who wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there aqain today.
I wish to God he’d go away.”
O noez, U gawtz da powitree bug spreddin heer!
“As I wuz goein 2 St. Ivez
I met uh man wif sebbun wyvz.
Eech wyf had sebbun bagz.
Eech bag had sebben katz.
Eech kat had sebben kitz.
Kitz, katz, bagz, wyvz,
Haow minnee wuz goein 2 St. Ives?”
Were u walkin bakwards?
1 man
7 wyvz
49 bagz
343 katz
2,401 kitz
2,801 goein 2 st. ives
Yew runz into lotz ov peepuls
um, yoo were. eberybodee else can has teh odder direktshun.
Ai lieks taht poem!
Hey!! Androos sisturs maed this into a grate song in teh thurties!
Chorus:
“Go away – go away – an doncha come back no more;
Go away – go away – an please don’t slam da door!”
I lurves teh boogie woogie.
Teh Mad magazine did a vurrzhun ob taht wun BGee!!
Wuz inna Waturgate spoof…
Yestiday upon teh stair
Ai medda man whu wuddnt tehre
Hii wuddnt tehre agin t00dae
Ai fink hymz frum teh Sea Ai Ay!
The dark side.
I haz it.
Teh darkside
I haz it.
Grrrr…mai login nawt stayin login-ed. Owai?
He follows me arownd for six munths an then he hides for six munths. Wher he goes?
teh win! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Iz liek habbin Basement Penguin following meh round.
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Iffs ur gonna follow meh, cud u dress in sumpfin besides awl blak?
I gets awl dressed nice, den I hab dis slouch walkin behine meh.
Sheesh!
romeow, romeow, where for art thou romeow?
*romeow walks in from stage right*
*hole krowd cheers and goes nuts to see romeow again*
*romeow makes grand bow and tells eberwun to try teh veelburger*
BTW: were has yoo bind sew lawng?
Oh, lightchild79, u r so sweet to maek meh feel so welcum and missed!
{{{{{lilghtchild79}}}}}
I has juss bean buzee and I doan hab so muches tiem to b heer. I get to luk at sum commints on sum nites, but by den awl teh peeps hab gone to bed, and I’m tawkin to myseff.
Lightchild79, u juss lit up mah hole ebening!
Fank yew!
*gibs lightchild a hug wif Romeow’s beeg floofy arms*
dat r naise tew no….. nd ai hab noticed we r ceeing less ob yoo at tymes. sum tymz wen ai gets awn, der rnt enny wun ai noes awn sew ai wayts, sumtyms a lawng tyme. so ai noze hau yoo feels. heer, i r gibbing yoo dis r.c. cola nd dis crunchy fresh frootpie tu nom upon….i r habbing applol….
NOMNOMNOMNOM…….
Oh fank yew…nom nom nommity nom nom!
I maded sum cowfee caek and tamale pie todai (IRL) and wud b happeh to share wif u. A nice snakee before bed. Heers a cup of cramberry tea to halps us sleep.
I’ll tri to do better bout spending tiem heer, iffs I can
ooooo, dont mind iffn ai do….NOM NOMNOM….
n dis tee r lubbrlee, 2. *sips daintily*
*beeg yawn nd strichings* i r hazzing tu log awf nau… i r sleepytails.
nitey nyte, romeow.
Wun ob lyfes liddle trufes: eveybuddy, even pengwins, luk behine demselbs afta dey farts.
Stoopy vashta nerada. Go ‘way, I iz nawt chikkin leg!
I rly <3 the foto
Liddel Penglolgwin iys wunderyng wye hims tayle bees soe bedragguled luukyng;
(Iyt’s nawt liek hims uuses iyt foar flieying oar ennyfing;
)
Hims jes wunts tuu luuk nieyce!!!!!!