no parkin heer
no parkin heer violayters will b perforated
oar kitteh will perforate ur tirez insted
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» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
A woman walks into a bar with a cat on her head…
she goes up to the bartender….
The bartender looks up and says “Where did you get that ape?”
n she sez “i gots it foar sayin congarats to maus foar nawt sekkund!”
The lady says “That’s not an ape, it’s a cat!”
The bartender says “I was TALKING to the cat!”
Congrats on furst comment, Maus!
*** runs and hides from Teho****
*Acting as The Teho Surrogate*
BLEEN!
Thanx, Harry… It’s good to be first… Oops!
*TTS*
BLEEN
An ai wuzn’t heer awl day yesterday. Did Teho doo sumthing??
Not that I know of. Sometimes it is fun to tweak some noses
An Conga Ratz (still nawt waring teh noo costyooms tant cSmall is disigning awun the luvlee braid of Maus, leeza-b and Jimmbo!
Yoo may awl taek a bow! An tehn off to teh TY BOO Teek wif yoo!
An Maus - iffn yoo dont’ want yur bobblol hedded kitthe - ai cud uze another wun. Cuz ai haz awnlee just teh wun, yoo know! An yoo madeded mee sing fur that wun!!
Yoo can haz my boblolhead kitteh. Yoo needs to has 4!
OOO I forgetted to get mine!
**snatches bobblol hed kitteh**
fanks Janet! Itz SEW kyoot!!
**puts up on mantul and admires**
**can’t stop flicking the hed**
*flick*
*flick*
*flick*
*flick*
*flick*
Must av been a kwik wash 4 teh lolspeak
*insert devilish smily here but ai noez nawt how*
Dat be deh : evil : for
Oar deh : twisted : for
Oh krapz!!
deh mrgreen wuz spost 2 b on himz own line!!
Stoopee werdpress!! I make u go sit in korner agin if u don’t behave!!!
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Oh yeah, u just takez owt deh spaicez by deh kolunz.
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And the cat replies, that’s no pink monkeh, that’s my hoomin!
**sownd uv applesause and laffter**
We’re heer all week folks!
Okai….ai FINALLY gets to log on dis mornin,and DIS iz wut ai get……bad jokes by Maus ?????
**checks self to make sure she is nawt part Maus**
Er, yeah, wut’s up wif the cormy joke, Maus??
We haven’t done a corny joke call-and-response in a while. I thought you guys might be getting out of practice…
er… that wuz my furst time, Maus. :blush:
Uh oh…leeza….yu seddid teh “f” wurd! To teh nawty barn wif yu!
Gee itz awfullee earley to be going to teh NB… but if I HAZ to…
Ackshully I thot the use of the f werd wuz onlee really pro-, per-, uh, not allowed on the initishul post on a LOL?
So u r nawt supposed to use teh f werd, ever, atall?
Akshulee leeza-b - yoo ar rite!
Yoo CAN uze it. Egg septing wehn refurring to teh taupe spawt, ov corse!
But it haz becom reelle cyoot to see teh peepl uzing teh “nawt second” ebreeware, dont yoo think???
yesh… I sumtimes I do it too, but in the commint above… ‘furst’ seemed more appropreeyat.
and sumtimes, I just don’t feel liek typing that much.
my lazee fingers, let me show u them!
And this makes it different from any other day?
Nope! But why shud it bee different? And ware doo u haz ur lolspeak 2day, young man? *frownz and wunderz*
In the washing machine. Today is laundry day…
LOL!!1!!!!!
LOLndree?
durtee LOLndree @ taht!
*clapping floofly paws togedder*
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wuht a wai to stat mai day! Fank yoo, teh amazing teem ov Maus an leeza-b!
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An mai I ask wuht yoo wuld liek fer yur Nawt Sekkund Ty? Danses? Drinkses? A twip to teh Taibo Teak? I herd resentlee dat tehre ar noo Bobblol Hed Kittehs!
I think everyone should go to The Ministry of Silly Walks and present their silliest walk. And perhaps have a couple of Jinnantonix beforehand to help them loosen up…
well, shoot…iffn ai’d nown yoo wanted sillie walks, I wuldnt hab takin mai post-kemo meds! (Sillee Motor Skills ar a possibul side effekt).
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I’ll pass awn the jinnantonix, sadlee. Gonna haf to stik to moo joos fer teh tiem beink.
MOSW makes me fall off teh sofa LOLing!
I haz fownd that anti-malarial tablets taken before airplane flytes rezult inn xtreem difikultees wif depth purrcef… parcept… tellin how far away the floor iz. Silly walks with luggage in airport concourse, let me show yu it!
O hai Harry. Ai dont bleeve we hav met. Ai am Janet ov teh 4 Kittehs. Haodee3doo!
But hao offen doo yoo taek these antee Marylol tablets befoar flying?? And - shere ar you going?? An wai?
Sorree - teh inkwisitivness - ai suffer frum it!
Enquiring minds want to know !!!
ai agreez! We arez awl enkw … enquee … wanting 2 noes! Cos we arez noesey! *gigglez madly*
O hai JCH4K! Nice to meat yu! I onlee evur dood taht wunce! I wuz goin to Souf Merka menny solar cykuls ago az xchanj stoodint. Nawt second trip on mai own, n I cudn’t walk strate or c strate. Miami airport had me confuzzled kompletely! But everyfing wuz ok - just added a liddle extry eggsightment tu the hole expeeryence!
Az sumwun I knowed yused to say - Iz not bein cureeus, I just wants to knoes!
Dramamine & beer produce an odd effect,also
Hai eeckthecat and upfi! Nyce to meat yu 2 tu!
***bows****
Likewise,Master Harry!
***curt says***
Teh plezooure iz awn may side.
Tawp o’ da marnin 2 awl da cheezpeepz owt dere, inkloodin da noo wunz! Wellkum!
4 ur vyoowin plezzyur, da Minuhstree uv Sillee Wawkz:
youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
(*ifn we can haz CHRGs 4 da hed splortz, wat doo we yooz 2 purr-tekt aginst syd-splittin laffs?*)
heer Aahz, let me halp u wif dat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
I b gittin tyrd uv haow WerdPretzel keapz chaynjin itz mynd bowt haow it wawntz 2 poast doze leenkeez.
Wun day it wawntz da h t t p stuf, n da nekst day it doan…
Mai kornfyoozyun n impayshuntz — let me shoe u dem…
O, n fankee 4 da hepz, leeza-b!
Ur welkum! Don’t worry abowt weirdpress. Maybee it’s just ur turn today.
*whispers*
but all I didded wuz add ‘www.’ to teh front uv wut u had.
fur protektin agenst teh siyd spliten laffs, mai ai humbely porpoise…
teh offishul ICHC TOOB TOP! alwais sold free sizes too smalf.
taht shud be holdin sides an keepin tehm form splitten.
Wut u cheezpeeps tink? we can haz ICHC TOOB TOPS in the tybooteek?
Grate idea, two_kitteh_limit!!!1!! AI can haz 2 or three 2 get started?
Dats a grate ideeya! Ai needz at leest won, mehbe 2 TOOB TOPS maisef.
Sew, 4 eez uv tiepin, kin we yooz CBTT (Cheez Burgr Toob Top)? N mebbe CBTT(w/koi) 4 da wun wif kittehz awn em? Oar CBTT(w/poi) 4 wif pitchurz awn em? Oar 4 da reelee fantsee peepz, CBTT(w/roi) 4 wif rynstoanz awn em?
I yoozdid ‘www.’ b4 n awl I gotted wuz playn tekst. I yoozdid da hole “h t t p : / / 8-setruh” (wifowt spaysiz) b4 n it werkdid fyn.
Den anuvver dai I yoozdid da “h t t p” fing n WerdPretzel eeted mai kawmint.
N yestiddee I did wun wifowt spaysiz n WerdPretzel tookt itz meezlee tym poastin, n da meentym I reepoastid wif spaysiz n WerdPretzel putted n anuvver “h t t p” wifowt spaysiz n givd me uh leenkee.
Da ownlee wun wat seamz 2 werk awl da tym is ifn I putz n uh leenkee 2 wun uv mai LOLz.
Watebbur…
Dear Aajz - nex time yoo ar traing to do this, pleez try to find me!
Ai think maybee ai cud halp!
“clappity clappity”
respeckt my authoritie!!
south park ref ftw!!
fanks Jimmba!
Is we the onlee wuns heer todai?
Gess we can throw owrselves a partee! Wut u feel liek doin?
teh weader in TTI is mizrable tewday so I feel like habbin a naice warm cup ob hawt chokklit wid sum Jagermeister in it, an juz curlin up n goin tew bed, but, alas, ai’m at wurk
hows bowt yew leeza?
hawt chokit- yes
wif jager?