I haz…
I haz… …a happee.
ur happee recharge mus b complete.
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Santee Claws!
Phew, taht wuz cloes. Gud fing I wuz wearin my CHRG…
Conga Rat Shoe Laces again, Maus, on yur ****-playse commentaling talents!
yup. datz berry gud, cuz i think cweenmj botted goggies’ bwaynes on teh ebay to stok the CCC.
congracutelashunz!
ooopsee, fergotted. rekwest fur songndanz?
Mai brayne is not cooper… coapeer… um… helpin me fink ov aneefing. Yoo has anee ideers?
wot to do, wot to do…
how ’bout sumfing fun liek ragtiem?
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“I’ve got a ragtime dog and a ragtime cat,
A ragtime piano in my ragtime flat.”
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A nys one-step wuld be fun, or OH OH!!! hao ‘bowt teh animal danceses dat peeps did tew teh ragtimey moosik?
Or teh Happee Happee Joi Joi song frum Ren and Stimpy!
Happee Happee Joi Joi
Happee Happee Joi Joi
Happee Happee Joi Joi
Happee Happee Joi Joi!
I’z H~A~P~P~Y,
I’z H~A~Pee~Pee~Y
I’z Aitch~A~Pee~Pee~Why
Ah knoes ah iz,
Ah’m surez ah iz,
I’z H~A~P~P~Y !!!111!!
Yay!
‘ts a gud fing you guise cay mupwif sumfin.
my bwayne is friiied IRL and toallee overwehlmeded by the kyut o dis kittee.
*sits in stoopor lukin at teh kitteee*
i feelz better nao.
*continyooos staring at kyute kittee and sying*
Goggie braynes?! Pleh! Do. Not. Want!
there’s children throwing snoballs
insted of throwing heds!
their busy making toyz,
and absolutly!
no wuns ded!
What’s this ???!!!!!!????
Hey….where’s Jack & Salleh ???
…will hafta listen to NBC cd awn wai home dis afternoon!….
oh Hai….ai iz heer naow, but liek Mary…..ai iz sittin an droolin obber diz behbeh kitteh…..dat liddle fase , sew cyoot, sew deeelited wiff lif….oh oh ….
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*SPLORT !!!*…..ah wwel iz ok, ai dussunt need doze branez til tomorry,
.* THUD*
.ai iz ded…(but iz onli tempurarry)
when i see teh kittenz so so keewt, i noes that god exists.
Ahmen 2 taht
Dis kitteh so cyoot, him gives me a happee too.
Ohai annipuss
Beeyutimuss abatar!! I luvs it
Dis waz teh nawt second pikshur I sawed todai, and I bean finking bout dis kyoot liddle face awl dai!
Teh pikshur is so clear, and u juss kno dat dis bebeh iz gonna grow ups to be a mostest byootiful kitteh.
I can’t imagine ennybuddy nawt feelin a liddle better juss bai lukin at dis bebeh’s face!
Cheezburgerz fer dinner!!!
shure you duzn’t want sum Ty fud, seeings how yr time tys wif teh maus?
mebee we shud openz the Ty fud booofay line; 5 way tye (inorderofappearanz)
maus, tidmum ,harry, leeza b, linda B
Yes pleeze.Fankyoo berre mush MaryO’
*whispurrs-you can has mai shrimps Mary* ..Nooduls spicee nicee
swimps!! NOM!
ai had sum rilly rilly gud phad thai yestidais………….. nommmmmmmmmmmm
an teh green curry………… oh mai……….. sew gud……… wiff dots on tawp
hmmmm. pad ty….
*tiltz hed in effert to jar memry loos*
remindz me o a sawng…
nao hao duz dat go…
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noodulaydee, nooodlaydee, noooodladeeeeee hooooooo…♫
only tyme Ai havd pad tye, Ai gettid reel sik. Ai haz not bin brayv enuf 2 try tye foodz agen.
Yu iz…. a cutee!
SPLORT ALERT SPLORT ALERT SPLORT ALERT
CCC ON STANDBY!
awwww toooo laaaatteee………
Halp me!
sweepy, sweepy, sweepy
scoopy, scoopy, scoopy
tucky, tucky, tucky
pat, pat pat,
stretch, snap, CHRG in place
ducky taype round and round and round…
floofy blanky, chocolate, and soothing drinky
On to the next victim!
whew, tnx, feel betur naiow…
Yur welkum!
Wowzerz, Hari. U han dulld taht lahk a vet run. Weer glad 2 hab u mannin teh CCC!
I cud haz yoozd dat beefor.
SPLORT!
sweepy, sweepy, sweepy
scoopy, scoopy, scoopy
tucky, tucky, tucky
pat, pat pat,
stretch, snap, CHRG in place
ducky taype round and round and round…
floofy blanky, chocolate, and soothing drinky
On to the next victim!
elebenty burgrz fr harry! u iz CCC x-pert!
And I haz a neer splort!!
not an ackshull splort… can not has today.
I is leevin now for teh vet visit fur Weezy, has fun and play nice everywun! (that meens EVERYWUN… u know who u is!)
By-by leeza! Gud luk to Weezy.
Awf to Corsica tomorrow – ai’ll see y’all in 3point5 wekes!!!
DK
GRRRR werdpress!!
I iz leeving now u guys.. to take Weezy for her vet visit.
Haz fun and play nise!
ohai leeza! Juss stopping by to sai fairwell B4…. rut roh….
KaspplllooooOOOORRRRRTTTTTTTTTT
sweepy, sweepy, sweepy braynes in a pyle
scoopy, scoopy, scoopy braynes in a dustpan
tucky, tucky, tucky braynes in teh brainium
pat, pat pat, so yu r togefer again
streeeetch, snap, CHRG in place
ducky taype round and round and round until CHRG held on tite and maybee make blindfold too
floofy blanky for shock recovery, chocolate for recuvering blud sugars, and soothing drinky for teh nerbs
Hope tahts bettur!
Wao Harry, fangs berree mushly!
Teh chokklit R indede berry impoartint fur recubbery ob teh blug shugrs. Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom nomnomnomnomnom – oops, ai may hav oberdun it a liddel… *burp* Scuzee.
Yur berry welkum! Can’t oberdoo the choklit, in mai opinyon!
Dis mai opinjon, 2, but teh scayles in mai bafroom finkz differently.
well ur avitar iz teh veeeery hungree capaterpilliar
sweeeeeeeeeet!
…yay kitteh! Fanks fer sharing yur happee wif us!!!
uh oh…. in teh orfice nao, no CHRG wif me….
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HALP!!!! I feelz a SPLORT coming awn!
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SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!
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Oops. Such a happee kitteh needs a big warning sign!
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I’ll jes sit ober heer until mai braynes decide tehy wanna return to me
sweepy, sweepy, sweepy
scoopy, scoopy, scoopy
tucky, tucky, tucky
pat, pat pat,
stretch, snap, CHRG in place
ducky taype round and round and round…
floofy blanky, chocolate, and soothing drinky
On we go to the next victim!
fanks, Harry! Plezure to meet yoo – sorry owr nawt sekkund encountur iz mah big ol’ splort frum teh kyoot!
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I’z gonna sip mai soothing drinky until I perk up
Nyse tu meet yu tu! A splort meeting iz a gud wai to meet peeps in a non-superfishul wai – yu gets to knoe dem down deep rite awai! Onlee in Cheezland doo the soothing drinkys alsew perk yu up! O the majiks!
Harry, uze fasser dan teh speadin bullit! Gud ting uze heer wit awl teh splortin. Ai neerlee splorted maisef.
I noes! It wuz a danjermous wun rite frum the start. I cudn’t luk at the piktur aftur the furst
glance, just had to stik to reeding commentalols.
Haz to get teh CCC. Lets c if Ai kan du dis. *Sweapy, sweapy branes. Piks dem up adn putts dem bak in ur krany… craini… hed. Pat jently. dukky taip in plaes. * Heers sum hawt coklit adn snikkerdoodles adn a soft floofy bankie. U res nao.
fanks to yoo, too, marymary! Glad to meet yoo!
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Ooh, yum! snikkerdoodles! Fanks muchlee!
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*NOM NOM NOM NOM*
U welcum, nise tu mete u tu. Ai jus gled tu hep wen Ai kan!
dunt fergit teh ccc driver!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
Yuu shure duz haz a happee, liddel Tigure Kitteh;
Jes luukying at yuur kyuoote tinee faise maikes me haz a happee az wel!!!
U haz a happy and a kyoot! Ai want tu hugg u adn skweaz u adn call u joarj. (Butt nawt skweaz tuu haard. Dat wud hert, adn wii nawt hert kittehs heer.)
u KANT b steelin mah hapee!
Dun wurree. We canz all has a happee!
Wii awl cher berry nise.
this happee is infinit
can be split to a gajilyun peesez and stil evry part is infinit
kant be steeled becuz is 2 big
but can be shaired wit hoal univers
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BEEEEBOOOOBEEEEEBOOOOBEEEEBOOOO
WORNING WORNING WORNINGWORNING
KYOOT-DEFCON LEVUL BLOO!! (eies, dat is)
Yash, it were the bloo eyezes dat dood mii in, n teh floofy liddel eerzes, n teh pinkee pinkee tung, n dos teenee tinee teefs! N the widdle blak nozee!! N teh stripeeness!!!
*tugs CHRG(wdoi) down berree berree sekurlee*
Oh, liddle kitteh, u gibs me a happee 2!
Cute bebbeh kitteh, want!
so I can has a happee too
herz ar so cute!
Oh my goodjess, that is the mos’ adorabel babeh sweetuses sweetaby!
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs!
UH OHES!!!1!! i…haz…a…CHRG(wdio)…awn, but…itz…nawt…WERKING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!1!!!!11!1!1!!!1!
*SSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!!!1!!*
ai awr ded. def bai kyootness!
heeeeeeeeeeeeeer comes teh ccc driver
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
sweepy, sweepy, sweepy
scoopy, scoopy, scoopy
tucky, tucky, tucky
pat, pat pat,
stretch, snap, CHRG in place
ducky taype round and round and round…
floofy blanky, chocolate, and soothing drinky
awl beddar nao?
ai finkso. it wuz just…teh kitteh wuz…*shudderz* Hao kan wun kitteh beez so kyoot?
Iz jus teh naecher off teh kitteh – cyootness awlwaze bilt rite in.
Dis wun bees extra kyoot!
WANT!
Fank CC fur teh 50s bayvin cap wif teh flowers! An fur teh duck taep.
(I akshully hadded wun of dose bavvin caps in teh 50s. Nawt so grate fur teh swimmin but duz good job holdin teh braynes in.)
Didz yur hed just asplode or sumfing, becus i dont get it
I don’t get the sssssssssppppppppllllllllaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrfffffftttttttttt part
Wait. Oh Noes! KKKKKAAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!1!!!!! dere goes my head. i gets it nows. to heck with kyootness.
Ai wuz habbin a BAAAAHD dai at wurk, but naw ai iz splorted an sew sumwun elz can com deel wif mai cliuntz todai wile ai eet choklit possumz an recoopurate.
Wautchaowt, dapanferkitteh, heer cums taht crazee liddel babbeh kitteh CCC drivure roun teh kourner; hims duz nawt drivez veree wel;
OK, Ai geyt BRVM adn vakuumes alla teh braynes up; plop bak iyntu DPFK’s hed;
geyts duckee taipe adn sekurelee rap up hed; geyts CHRG wdoi adn snappez iyntu plaise; geyts pynk sawftee blankee wif kitteh printses onnit; pulles up tuu DPFK’s chin; geyts pynk leminaide adn chokomalit possumbs adn gibbs to DPFK;
OK, mai wurk here iys dune; yuu restez naow DPFK adn taike a liddel nappee;
yuu feal beddure sune;
Bebbe kitteh gifs mee a happee too!!!1!!
…and a naic kuut.
…an yu haz a Qte sew pawerfuhl it knox mai sox off!
Kewt liddill Kitteh
haz a happee! Duzzn’t knoez
wye. Kitteh juss duz!
Iz nawt Caturday.
Muss beez emptee bag awn t3h
floar cawlleeng 2 herz
Iz nawt emptee bag.
Prittee Wun iz maykeeng beeg
joosee Cheezburgr!
Liddill Kitteh iz
awwwll wyde ieed Nom Nom Nom
inz ekkspekktayshun!
Jack.
haiku r eezy
but sumtymez dey dont mayk sense
refrijeraytr
(wunna mai frenz haz a tshirt dat sez dat. iz awsum.)
OH NOOOOOOEEEEESSSSS!!!11!!1!
SSSSPPPPLLLLLLOOOOORRRRRTTTTT!!!!
Don worreez, I gotz yoo.
CCC? Check!
*Sweepy, sweepy branes* Check!
*Putz back in branes holder* Check!
*Pat in plaes (jentlee)* Check!
CHRG? Check! *Snap* Oops ai sorry. Nawt mai sekkund time.
*Duckee taip in plaes* Check!
Hawt choklick? Check! Biskawtee’? Check!
Floofy bankie? Check!
Otay – Yoo rest nao. You feelz beder in no tiem.
Gud job, Nativeca66!
Ohhh, fanku, nativeca66!! Ai feelz mush bedderer nao.
Umm…ewe wooden happen 2 habs sum gohdaivah leekurr fur da haw choklicks, wood ewe?
shhh *whispers* Ai don kno iffen itz prohiber…riistric…nawt allowzd. Ai luked fur eber fur itz. Tahtz y it tookzd me a long tiem tu bringsee it. *glug glug*
I think my hed just asploded.
It ahpenz. No worreez
CCC? Check!
*Sweepy, sweepy branes* Check!
*Putz back in branes holder* Check!
*Pat in plaes (jentlee)* Check!
CHRG? Check! (easy now)
*Duckee taip in plaes* Check!
Hawt choklick? Check! Biskawtee’? Check!
Floofy bankie? Check!
Rest nao. You feelz beder in no tiem.
Duckee taip. That maidz me lol fer some reason. Cleverz.
meth lab
i has it
X2C
i has it
i wantz a happee tu, but i is sick
i reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllyyyyyyy wantz a kitteh like that.
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Here, haz sum hugs from me. Sry 2 hear u r sick. Difficult 2 bee happi when u haz a sick, ai noes. Teh splorting u see happening awl ovar here iz teh result of looknig at a bery cyoot kitteh – it makez teh head eggsplode and teh sound of dat is SPLORT. When dis happenz, usuly a cheezfrend comez to teh resqueue to revy … revei … make teh purrson alive again. Dere iz a proseedjure 2 do it propurrly.
fank you, upfi, for teh informashun. Didz u meenz tu say “revive?” Tankz for karing.
And what a happy it is.
what is up with the way you people speak!?!?! Grow up!!!
it is called “lolspeak” it is the use of bad spelling and childish speaking And God is Ceiling Cat in this kind of language, and the devil is Basement cat. So there. DO YOU GET IT?!?!?!
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Jeez that was insulting!!! That made me SO MAAAAAD!!!!!! When I’m mad I don’t talk in lolspeak, by the way
Ai hab nawt bean abbul 2 get inna ICHC at werk fur teh wyle, n naow Ai can, sew Ai feelz lyke tihs kitteh, Ai has a happeeee twoooooo…
((((((((((((((((((ICHC))))))))))))))))))))))
hmmm..hadda loggz inna Werdpress fur 2 see meh kitteh pic…
:siren: 2 muches cyoot!
AAAHW, TH8z So CUTE!!!!!
AWSUM! I mad a few lolz but they ddnt gt posterd =’(
Chek mh profileif u want