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Don jus sitz dere helps mee fite dis ting
Gud morning deer TTI peeps! An waht bedder way to stat the day tahn wif a luffleeTY!
Conga Ratz to yoo, Annipuss! An to Tidmum, just secondz behine.
Thoz ar bof speshullee gud commintz, ai think! Ai wuz heer - an stared an stared at teht pkchure - an nuthing cayme to mind taht ai wud care to shew teh whrilled! Ai will do teh dans of joi fur yoo both - as soon az ai think ov wun!.
In teh meenwile - wud yoo laik to go to teh TY Boo Teek? To pik out yur prezzies???
There iz a noo supply, ai hav herd, of teh dorabul bobblol hedded kittehs.
Ooh! Ooh! Me wants a bobbul heddid kitteh:)
* Takes Annipuss by teh hand an skip off down JCH4K Boolevars to teh TYy Booteek*……..
Yiss, Mee 2. WANT bobble hedded kitteh!
Any body gotz da dude bobble-head? So cool!
Good Mornin to yoo too Dear Janet
Wud yoo like a cuppa an sum Bikkies wiv me an Annipuss?
Ov corse!! Ai wud be deelited!! Tahnk yoo fur inviting mee. *gigglol*
Wiv ower Tee/kawfee we can has:
Abernathy Biskits
Bourbon bikkies
Custard creams
D..
Dodjehs (jammi)
Ekstrah custerd creems
Figroles (pleh! but som peeps lyk tehm)
G…
Garibaldi
HOB NOBS!!!
Iced gems
J..
Jelly beenz
Karamel cookies
Luvely chocklit cookies
M…
Malted Milk bikkies
Nice
Oreos
P..
Pepperminty afta 8ies (yummy!!1!!)
Quadruple supply of doe nutz
Raisin cayke
S…
Suggar Cookies
Teacakes
Unbeeleevable amownts ob biskits
V..
Vanilja slyces
Wafflez
Xtra large supply of chocklit
Z…
Very large chawilit caek
White butter frosting fur cake
Xtra whippee creem
Y. . .
Zillions of biskits an cukkies
YNG to serb bikkies awn a silber tray
LOL!! Y?? Y nawt??? Oh Upfi! ov corse Wafflez. Ai think ai need moar sleep!! l(
Zabaglione!!
Gotta go owt nao
See yoo layter
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Ai LUBS zabaglione!!!1!!! *drooooool*
ANd yes, ai needz moar sleep as well! Have a good nite, JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
*waves gud-bye fer nao to Tidmum - Wave Wave Wave*
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Teh zabaglione sownds wunnder! Passes a dish to JCH4K so she can fill it up!
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FANKS!!!
Yoo ar so welcom, PdB!!
Muss.Kill.Papurr!!!!
Til it’s Ded!
ohai Tidmum - wee gots a tye! Cuppa an bickies?
Mornin Annipuss
Kawfee fer mee pleeze.
Fancy a Jammy dodger?
LOL!! Tidmum! Ai just luvs it wehn yoo speeks teh Ingerlish! Ai PREzoom a jammy dodger has jam awn it???
hai JCH4K!! jammy dodgers are teh most bri … bwill … are teh bestest bikkies!! yew shud googlol dem!! if i eber mayke my wai ober teh pond, ai shall try b bwing sum with me an show dem tew peoples!! :D:D
An AI shall certenlee bee maiking mai wai across teh pond an tehn yoo can show tehm to mee purrsonalle! Wont TAHT bee fun!!
They ar googglabul?? ai will trai it!
ebereetin is googlolabul!!!
:D 
LCB sent me a link to them a while back. To some store in So Cal.
Kawfee wud soot mee fyne 2, but Ai’z onlee alloud lo fat, lo shugr bickies IRL, but Ai kan pertend!
Ai just got up! May ai joyne yoo in teh Cuppa. But halp me out awn the bickies! Waht ar they???
Bickies iz wot `Mericanz call cookies iz bebbeh talk fur biscuits.
Jammy dodgers are round shortcake wiv jam in the middle and the top has a hole in the middul. dem is deelisshuss!1
Soundz yummy! Wuld go daon well wif mai coughee. *sigh*
Lubbely abatar, Tidmum! Ai can’t getz mine 2 show, eben tho it showz in mai prophile. Nao wot do ai do rong????
Fanks Upfi
Dats mah Hazel Kitteh’s fayce 
Has yoo sined in to WordPress before yoo cum heer?
Ehm, no???? Hao do ai do dat, den? *cumpleetely at a loss*
Ai only signz in to the cheezsite.
Thx 4 the hint, tidmum! AI haz fount teh webby sight and ai’ve loggered in and enny tyme nao der shouldz bee mai abafing.
Hoapfullee.
YAY!!!!1!!! Ai haz an abatar!!1!
THX tidmum!!! *frows plantiful kisses*
Cudn’t haz dun it wifout u!
*Catches kisses*
Wh00t!! Wh00t!!!
Iz teh Hungry Catterpillar!!! I lubs it!!!!
Dis iz mah fave chilluns story
Mah boichik has a soff toy an teh buk an teh Biddeo-I watches it,an awl teh udder wonnermowse stories; I gets a happitayl
I only shred what the voices in my head tell me to shred.
but teh voyses tell yu to shred EBBEREETING!!
iz dat a pwoblem?
self-referential auditory command hallucinations,
i has them.
Ai lubs it wen u yooz teh beeg wurds.
mai brawny vokabyoolaree
u finds it charmin?
viva amore!
Ai haz a bountiful vokabyoolaree tu!
grate scott! u does!!
Doant puff up mai eegoe tu much.
u kant absorb it?
ur kup spilleth over?
FTW!!!1!! Ai kupich … kappitu … gif up!
speriment
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yippee!!!
ai wuntz tew twai!
♥♥♥♥♥♥YAYZ!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
oh hai agin, NIP
ai ♥ yew!!!
yew tooooooo tidmum ♥♥♥
Fanx jamamakitty
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aren’t we jus a bunch of luv bugs!!
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ov korse! ICHC iz radiant wif teh luv!
Iz gotz him! Iz gotz da cheezburglr! Quik Call da copz!
My date is alreddy heer? WOWIE! It reely is teh kwikker-pikker-upper!