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i thot dat u dint liek pink dwesses.
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i thot dat u dint liek pink dwesses.
picture: dunno source, via our loldog builder. lol caption: Kat
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Don’t be cross with me!
Purrrrrty pink dress!
Not my type though. :p
You’re wigged out? What a drag . . .
It’s Captain Shakespeare kitteh!
Nice one Harry! Except what if the cat is a girl? Then she’s not a cross-dresser, she’s a nice-dresser!
But maybe someone would be cross with her for “borrowing” clothes!
Hallo, iyts beautimus me welkoming yuu hoam11
Tohse shoos wiv TAHT dress?! Yu has to be joekin!
An teh peenk wig bows rilly set teh toan.
At last, wee noe wot happined to bebbeh jane.
Wows, we has four nawt seccund congratulashuns, dis going to beh a big parteh!
Du wi dress up fur it?
Yezz, butt no wiggies, plz!!
Pweese get mee owt uv dis dress
Dis dress is distressin.
teh sloe deff wheel B nawt neerlee enuff rebenj 4 diss dresss an deze tressis!!
Furr starturz, wii wheel nayle ur tong tu teh taybul…den wii wheel letz whoolii bare catahrapillurrz wawx akrost it wif buutz ahn
♫♪ I gotta get owt uv dis dress
♫♪ If it’z deh last ting I ever due…
♫♪ I gotta get owt uv dis dress
♫♪ ‘cuz girl, dere’s a bedder life 4 mii adn u.
I waz jest…uh… exspearamintin. Yah… dat’s it.
Iz not kross-dressuh, iz mildly annoyed kross-dreesuh
*headbonk on desk at woeful typing*
Iz not kross-dressuh, is mildly annoyed dressuh
Hay, but cood still b uh mildlee annoid kross-dressuh ifn kitteh b uh himz
If iz boykitteh tehn will be furyus dreeuh.
Wowsers, a 4 way braiyd soe faur!!!!11!!
Congratumalashuns on a macrame, Drinkses an dansis awl round!
Fanks, Annipuss; mebbee weez cud goe tuu teh tiebooteek az wel;
Ai rlly wunt teh bobbul-hedded kitteh!!!!
Me cum tybootik wib yews guys? Ai wud liek a lief-siez cowboi plz.
Hay! I has teh vary same wig! Is vary byootiful, but hard to ware.
Yesh, Ai seed yuur pikshure; veree beautimusfull!!!!
Gee, tanks! Waring a wig is hard if yoo has a small head like me.
rupawl, supermodelkitteh
looks like she/he is a “drag” queen. HA HA HA.
Yu jus wayt to see what dey “drag” in tonite…
Oh, luk wut the cat dragged in! or wuz it teh drag catted in? drat!
Busted.
J edgar hoover kitteh knows what you did last night
jay edgar or no jay edgar he’s still the man
Pink is moas deffinitlee nawt yaw culler sweetie.
noesssssssss duzznt go wit yr fur tone
An it klasshes wiv yaw iyes.
Him?! Oh eye wuz interviewin pool boyz.
Renember, wii tawked bout gettin a pool lass weak. U musta not been payin attenshun.
LOLZ Tribble!
I iz just passin thru on my way owt but u made me stop!
Pool boyz… teh noo YNG? Cud be a nice change fur summer!
Maek meh fel lyke a woahman 2nite
A nashural woman!!
*male kat walks up* Here!!!!11 Iron this!”
Ai thawt taht’s whut teh YNGs en teh NB is for???
Dat is an extreemlee cyoot abatar.
Sose yorz!!!! *snerk*
Dood lukz liek uh laydee!
Iz Barbie Kitteh? Wherz Ken Kitteh?
Well aim nawt teh werlds moas fizical guy, but ai noes whut ai am, aim a man an so iz Lolah!
(L-OH-L- Ai, Lola,
Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo Lola…)
oooo. deh Kinkz!!
I likes it wen it b Kinkee.
♫♪
I met her in a club down in old soho
Wear u drink shampain adn it tastez just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up 2 mii adn she asked mii to dans
I asked her her name adn in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Oar Weerd Al
I liekz it win it b Weerd
I met him inna swomp daown n Daygoba
Ware it bubblolz awl da tiem liek
uh jient karbunaytid soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I seen da liddul runt sittin dere awn uh lawg
I aksd him himz naym adn n uh
raspee voys he sed
“Yoda”
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Waol, I’z bin arownd, but I aynt nebbur seen
Uh gie hoo lukz liek uh muppet, but
he’s reenkld n green
O, mai Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Waol, I’z nawt dum, but I cayunt unnastan
Haow he kin liff me inna ayr
jess bai rayzin himz hand
O, mai Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Werdpress ated my LOLz!!!
Bad Werdpress! Bad!! Go sit in korner!!
That’z bedder. Nice werdpress.
*patz werdpress on hed.*
‘k u kan kum owt uv deh korner noaw.
Ai lurvez it when u haz a convar …. confer … talkies just wif urself!
so i used the force
i picked up some rocks
an i lifted a box
while i stood on my head
and i cna’t believe what yoda said
he said “luke, stay away from the darker side
and if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide”
oh my yoda
Yo yo yo yo yoda
“I know darth vader’s really got you annoyed,
but remember if you kill him then you’ll be unemployed.”
oh my yoda
Yo yo yo yo yoda
O hai, I upgraded ur glam.
I don mind teh kitteh tryin on mah dresses, but I draws teh line at teh wigz