uh…
i thot dat u dint liek pink dwesses.
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Don’t be cross with me!
Purrrrrty pink dress!
Not my type though. :p
awww, you came just in time for my audition??? HOW SWEET!!!!!! (p.s. 2009 RULEZ!!!)
You’re wigged out? What a drag . . .
It’s Captain Shakespeare kitteh!
Nice one Harry! Except what if the cat is a girl? Then she’s not a cross-dresser, she’s a nice-dresser!
But maybe someone would be cross with her for “borrowing” clothes!
Hallo, iyts beautimus me welkoming yuu hoam11
Tohse shoos wiv TAHT dress?! Yu has to be joekin!
An teh peenk wig bows rilly set teh toan.
At last, wee noe wot happined to bebbeh jane.
Wows, we has four nawt seccund congratulashuns, dis going to beh a big parteh!
Du wi dress up fur it?
Yezz, butt no wiggies, plz!!
Pweese get mee owt uv dis dress
Dis dress is distressin.
teh sloe deff wheel B nawt neerlee enuff rebenj 4 diss dresss an deze tressis!!
Furr starturz, wii wheel nayle ur tong tu teh taybul…den wii wheel letz whoolii bare catahrapillurrz wawx akrost it wif buutz ahn
♫♪ I gotta get owt uv dis dress
♫♪ If it’z deh last ting I ever due…
♫♪ I gotta get owt uv dis dress
♫♪ ‘cuz girl, dere’s a bedder life 4 mii adn u.
I waz jest…uh… exspearamintin. Yah… dat’s it.
Iz not kross-dressuh, iz mildly annoyed kross-dreesuh
*headbonk on desk at woeful typing*
Iz not kross-dressuh, is mildly annoyed dressuh
Hay, but cood still b uh mildlee annoid kross-dressuh ifn kitteh b uh himz
If iz boykitteh tehn will be furyus dreeuh.
Wowsers, a 4 way braiyd soe faur!!!!11!!
Congratumalashuns on a macrame, Drinkses an dansis awl round!
Fanks, Annipuss; mebbee weez cud goe tuu teh tiebooteek az wel;
Ai rlly wunt teh bobbul-hedded kitteh!!!!
Me cum tybootik wib yews guys? Ai wud liek a lief-siez cowboi plz.
Hay! I has teh vary same wig! Is vary byootiful, but hard to ware.
Yesh, Ai seed yuur pikshure; veree beautimusfull!!!!
Gee, tanks! Waring a wig is hard if yoo has a small head like me.
rupawl, supermodelkitteh
looks like she/he is a “drag” queen. HA HA HA.
Yu jus wayt to see what dey “drag” in tonite…
Oh, luk wut the cat dragged in! or wuz it teh drag catted in? drat!
Busted.
J edgar hoover kitteh knows what you did last night
jay edgar or no jay edgar he’s still the man
Pink is moas deffinitlee nawt yaw culler sweetie.
noesssssssss duzznt go wit yr fur tone
An it klasshes wiv yaw iyes.
Him?! Oh eye wuz interviewin pool boyz.
Renember, wii tawked bout gettin a pool lass weak. U musta not been payin attenshun.
LOLZ Tribble!
I iz just passin thru on my way owt but u made me stop!
Pool boyz… teh noo YNG? Cud be a nice change fur summer!
Maek meh fel lyke a woahman 2nite
A nashural woman!!
*male kat walks up* Here!!!!11 Iron this!”
Ai thawt taht’s whut teh YNGs en teh NB is for???
Dat is an extreemlee cyoot abatar.
Sose yorz!!!! *snerk*
Dood lukz liek uh laydee!
Iz Barbie Kitteh? Wherz Ken Kitteh?
Well aim nawt teh werlds moas fizical guy, but ai noes whut ai am, aim a man an so iz Lolah!
(L-OH-L- Ai, Lola,
Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo Lola…)
oooo. deh Kinkz!!
I likes it wen it b Kinkee.
♫♪
I met her in a club down in old soho
Wear u drink shampain adn it tastez just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up 2 mii adn she asked mii to dans
I asked her her name adn in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Oar Weerd Al
I liekz it win it b Weerd
I met him inna swomp daown n Daygoba
Ware it bubblolz awl da tiem liek
uh jient karbunaytid soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I seen da liddul runt sittin dere awn uh lawg
I aksd him himz naym adn n uh
raspee voys he sed
“Yoda”
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Waol, I’z bin arownd, but I aynt nebbur seen
Uh gie hoo lukz liek uh muppet, but
he’s reenkld n green
O, mai Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Waol, I’z nawt dum, but I cayunt unnastan
Haow he kin liff me inna ayr
jess bai rayzin himz hand
O, mai Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Werdpress ated my LOLz!!!
Bad Werdpress! Bad!! Go sit in korner!!
That’z bedder. Nice werdpress.
*patz werdpress on hed.*
‘k u kan kum owt uv deh korner noaw.
Ai lurvez it when u haz a convar …. confer … talkies just wif urself!
so i used the force
i picked up some rocks
an i lifted a box
while i stood on my head
and i cna’t believe what yoda said
he said “luke, stay away from the darker side
and if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide”
oh my yoda
Yo yo yo yo yoda
“I know darth vader’s really got you annoyed,
but remember if you kill him then you’ll be unemployed.”
oh my yoda
Yo yo yo yo yoda
O hai, I upgraded ur glam.
I don mind teh kitteh tryin on mah dresses, but I draws teh line at teh wigz
U guise, whoever dresst teh kitteh up like that is in teh BIG trubble.
Teh ASPCA is on line 1, PETA is on line 2 and Mr. Blackwell is on line 3.
an joan ribbers is awn line4, wants her wig bak
butz ken Aye keepz teh liddle peenk bow???
wutchu gunna clips it to?
d’ya really want the answer to that?
snek upz, oar Aisle bii gibbin teh lessinz ahn house tu tye floofii bowz wif fingz moas rii-luk-taint tu bii tyed…
end ob tayle, sews Aye woan fergit whut Aye cuddn’t bememburr…
(((((Jamamakitty))))) House U b? Ayez bin tryin tu stai kewl hear… butz 99 + teh humilitii haz bin dredful
yew can haz sum ob mai kewl iffn ai can haz sum ob yer 99degrees, at least higher than 60!!!!
U ken haz awl ob eet… mai liddle hows iz obber 100 yrs ol’… noe haz teh a/c…teh googiez woan ebben slepe opstarez. Dey iz campin en teh dienin ruum wif thayre winnow unit go-inz fuel blast.
but wair is teh happy medium………….. tellin happy futures? i just miss teh sunshine……… gray gray gray, gets sad making
Noe sunshine? Ooooohhh noez!!! Wii cud maibii shaek dem tugeddur, adn maek ebberiiwun happii.
if onleeeeeeeeeeeee
meenwyle… Aye iz doin mai impresshun ob wilted lettus adn slurpin iskreem sodahz inna tempt tu stai reeznahbully charrmun.. En truffully, tudai wuz beddar tahn teh lass 4 daze.
ai asked mai fren iffn ai shud take bak teh shorts…………mebbe teh sun wud come out
giglol… adn awn mai sied, Aye thawt itz becawz Aye starded ah majurr guardin oberhawl Pixtur roly-poly, red-fayzed, grey-hared laydii (wheel, fee-mail at leese) hoppin op & down ahn teh shubbel, splainin tu teh forsythia wut mai opiyun ob dere ant-cess-tree wuz…
ohhhhhhhhh yew are teh funny laydeeeeeeeeeeeee
how bout atwerk, nawt tew hot dere?
ohai, cc, it’ jus me, teh mamakitty
ok, i fank cc cuz ai kin puts moar clothessss on (can only take sew many off)
i fank cc dat we duzznt haz tornadoessssssss heer
but, cc, cud yew warm it up jus a liddel?
think warm and fluffy thoughts.
Juss luuked atz klok…phouey.. gotta say “nitie-nite” adn praktiss onlii “glowing” (grandmamam awlwaiz sed, ” Horses sweat, men perspire, but ladies only glow”)
right, well, some I know must flat be incandescent.
eyeing pillow… werk iz ah meat-locker (cc bless teh guvmint), but sumhow, Aye managed tu get poysun ivy from collectin teh mayle.
and fer SHD… iffin U kneadz ah tranzlayshun furr “glowing” duz “swamp @ss” ring ah bel?
nite smammie
Drag + Fayshul Hair = FAIL
Cyoot – but fail nuntehless.
“I’m in ur priti dress, tweekin ur gender roles”
Dis is not teh tiem for catty remarks. Dis stuff owt of YOR closit, aftur all.
“gee – ell – ay – emm – oh – arr – oh – yew – ess”
Fergie imposter kitteh, yew say?
Fail.
Mai daddee tole mii sew,
hii led hiz dawdr noe…
[but hii riilee shuda splaind teh hole thin a liddil moar cleerlee!!]
Another kitteh humiliated by her loving human.
It’s starting to remind me of that British comedian Eddy Izzard.
“Wack and wild British transvestite”
I don’t think Izzard would wear this particular dress, though. I could be wrong.
No, really, the pink prom dress look just doesn’t scream “Executive Transvestite!”
Does it?
tru, this is more of a “weirdo transvestite” look.
HAHAHAHAHHA PURRRFEKT!
kitteh of deh carribeah
ur doin it wrong
WTF are you all talking about?
J Edgurr Hoovurr Cat. Cawt in teh ack.
But seriouslii, iz knot gud tew put cloz on katz. Knot gud at awl.
Nah, that is just Ed Wood kitty exploring his feminine side. Be thankful he has not made any of his stupid movies yet.
♫ O iiiiiiii’mmmm a lumbrjak and i’m okay…ah sleepz all nite and ah werx all dayyyyyyyy♫
I wish I wuz a girrrrllleeeeee
just like mah deer papaaaaaaaa
Cyoot kitteh!
I can has date?
Iz yr fltz for watching the animeez.
its funny.
thank you !