Iz tellin u
Iz tellin u theyz iz takin ur piture for ebay
b carefull wen u buy fings frum ebay.
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I’m splitting the profits
it’s the dog days of summer sale
happy not-second, stend!
s.t.e.n.d, condawgulayshunz awn FFL!!!! U wantingz partay?
an haiest biddur so fur is a markit stall in Beijing
YIPE!
Theyz iz takin ur piture cuz they poot u sleep morrow.
maybe he iz going to a hobo!
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
dat FUNNEH!!!
Onoez, goggeh!!
U wuz ‘doptid aftr awl….
itz called a goggeh? I thotz it was called a loldog
i thots dat was a ponee. iz hewg
Listen……
Do you want to know a secret?…….
do yew promizz nawt to tellz woah-woooaahh
Closur… lemme wizpur in yur eer….
Say teh werdz U (I?) want tew hee-ee-eer…..
(Awl togevver nao):
I’m in luv wif you-ooo!
Woo-aah-ooo
LOL!!
ahiue zopberflote! jao ar yoo tongith??? ROFL!!
O habe to go xooj siopoper fdur jhuibby! ROFL
TELLZ ME!!!1!!! PPPPUUUUUULLLLEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!11!!!!!
Pssst! Dude! U gots tollet paper all on ur front feets!
Ohai Elfi!!! How u doin? Was it u made good grayde awn sum ridikkiluss subject eggz-ham?
well, I did dat ‘whyl ago. Probie sumwun elss maed bettr laetlier.
My graed wuz ’bout a momf agoez, in teh Genetix (Gottid a 95 on teh fynal, unixpektid A in klass)
Hao yu doing? I iz paxoring mai hows. I haets it.
maek elfiz sad.
Nope, janetix wuz it! Yay Elfi!
Paxorin is teh pleh…. a yeer agoez I wuz doin taht, after 24 yeerz in teh saem playce, razed mai kittenz there an ebbereefing. Payed orf teh morgij an sell teh howse 6 monfs layter, this maykes sense how???
oh boyzoboyz. At least you had equity, though….
we’ve had the house not-quite two years since we re-fi’d (we had one of those ARM loans) ….. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m pretty sure our equity won’t cover the price of the realtor, honestly.
UGH!! and KB, I love his fuzzy little butt so much, but he keeps breaking into the dining room (it has no doors, so I had to put paper/plastic over the doorframes to keep kitties out) and piddling all over the brand-new floor!!! ARGH!!! (at least it’s on paper… which is doing a good job soaking it up… BUT THE WHOLE POINT WAS TO PUT DOWN NEW FLOOR SO IT DOESN’T SMELL LIKE KITTIES PEED ALL OVER IN THERE.
!!
*argh*
Combine with my roommate either yelling at my cats (then wondering why they hate him) or, at my getting up-in-his-face about it, picking on me instead (someone more his size, huh??) and…. okay, he’s just not saying really nice things.
Anyone live in Oklahoma, wanna come over, meets teh KB and Kismet and Serenity… and help paint my walls?
I’s lost. 
Eff Ai wuz cloze, Elfi!!!
Well, ohai LCB too! Werdsquish or me iz weirded owt….. hao u doin?
O hai. I is having a stressful week but at least I gots to has lunches wif julyisthebestmonth yestiddy. We eeted teh sooshi. Nomnomnomnomnom.
O, and how is u?
BBL is hao– gotta go interact w/hubby now he’s home, lol!
SOOSHI IZ FTW!!!
*wants sooshi*
Whut’s ur address? I’ll mail u some.
S*W*R*F (Sealed wif rawr fish)
o teh yummeh…. iz varee hawt laetlee heer in okiehomar, kans yu fax it insted??
Ok, but it’s hard to dial wif chopstix!
Great Danes, the SUV’s of dogs. You gotta love them but oh the cost to own them!
Damn, big dog is big.
Do you really have to curse?
Leeme getz dat flee…
btw…you’re adopted
:O
whut?! Iz ‘dopted?
shhhhhh
this goggie is so cyoot. yew can tell he thinks teh kitteh is his frend. he trusts teh kitteh. he’s shoor the kitteh wud never plan to put his picture on ebay, and offer to pay teh shipping to boot. such a cute goggie …
I bid seben munneez.
awwww, himz braynes is wurf moar dan dat. dey hardlee bin used, atoll.
If I gets him, I will donatez him 2 deh CCC so dey will awlwayz habbing plennee braynez 4 deh splortagez.
given the size of the beast, she (i think) can pull the CCC. prolly faster’n the kitteh can steer.
dey can be teh tag team…………. dats teh kittie’s job……. don be brakin down condishuns!!!
look at dose feetz! goggie still a puppy!
dat juss meenz dat dere wheel bii moar ob hym tu lub layder awn…. snikurrz….
Hallooo? Mai commintz r bein eeted?
Oh, yay! Heer I am!
Iz elebenty PM……does u knoe ware ur commints r?
Lawst in de innertoobs summerz, I finkso. Hao r u dis fyn adn windi ebenin?
Iz hawt heer n Florida….ware r u nd iz teh windz helpin keepz u kewl?
Kansas. Bin kewler heer de last cuppla days, but dere is sumfing icky hedded ower wai tonite, I fink. Wind @ 23 mph, mai gud rite foot!
Sumfing wikked tihs wae coems……git inna cellur, MelONyx!!
*snert* But I wants 2 see Oz!
Srsly, u haz libbed rownd tornaydos 2 lawng iffn wen de sirens goes orf u goes owt 2 luk fur de drawps.
Aahz, o Aahz, ware r u? MelONyx wunts 2 c u…..nao ware iz taht boi? Srsly heer 2, wi hab teh prolems wif peepul taht donut wunt 2 ebacuaet wehn a Hurracayne iz baring doan awn uz. Nawt mi, Ai hab a helfy respekt fur Mother Nature! G’nyte Mel, hab a nais ebening!
U, too, catsablanca! Sweet dreemz adn gentle rizings!
O hai cats. Dunedin haz teh kold nd reynink today – pleh.
Ai forgetted to gif yew teh ‘welcum to nooziland’ prezzie for beink teh honaree keewee.
*getz teh guddybag out*
Hea is bag ob teh pineapple lumps (candie – veddy nommable)
Hea is teh can of limon nd paeroa (drinkie – veddy naice)
Hea is teh payre of jandals (for whereing on teh foots)
Nd hea is teh fishndchips rap tup in teh noozpapuh (tradit… tradishi… tridish… wot teh keewees orlways nom – peese of fish in teh battur wib teh frys) wib teh tomartow sorce
Njoy.
rats, you’ve done flung a cravin’ on me. Alas, the closest we can get to fishnchips is Long John Silvers. It’ll just have to so I suppose.
Iz okay dan, tehre be plenny moar fishies in teh sea. Ai kin go get yew sum of teh fishndchips if yew wud laike.
sounds lurrvly, and muchly appreciated. a little vinegar, a little salt, many nom’s (IRL it’ll be 12 hrs before I can get some here.)
U beetin de heet, shd?
sorta, visitin’ folks, they have AC.
my place, sweatin and fightin off skeeters.
I’ve tried to answer ya twice and for some reason it’s not going thru.
S’alright. When I…uh…oh heck, nawt sekkund sined awn 2nite mai commints wudnt post.
*runz out ob teh orfice mumblin sumting bout teh fishies fore dan*
*goez home nd getz teh fishie catching pole*
*steelz bote nd goez to cee*
*katchez teh fishie nd sendz heem on teh sleep taht needzes no pajamas*
*skayelz nd fillitz teh fishie*
*returnz bote*
*goez home, maykes teh battur*
*harbists teh potaytoz*
*peelz nd cutz teh potaytoz nd maykes teh chips*
*putz teh fishie fillits in teh fryerr nd cuks tehm*
*sprinkils teh salt nd pepr nd vinegar ober teh fishndchps*
*rapps it orl up in teh newzpapur*
*findzes teh teleportur nd arribes at dan’s plaice*
*panting veddy, veddy hard*
Hai dan. hea is teh fishndchips. Noe needz to say thx, it was no trubbil.
WoooHOOOO, yeah. What’cha like to take back wit ya? Ya like pickles? Try hot (spicy) okra pickles. or Jalapeno Jelly. Lemme know, I find.
Ai can haz baykon mutchroom melt from Wendy’s?
Ai used to livz in Orkland (teh largist citie in nooziland) and tehre woz a Wendy’s Almostcheezburgr nere to mai uhpartmint. Teh baylon mutchroom melt waz mai faburite. *Drool*
Wai is teh sparkz nd smok cuming from mai keebored?
groovy, Wendy’s is open late. brb.
*time passes*
here ya go, um I gotta hyde the car, before the local constabulary catches up.
Constabulary huh. Yew is from TeenyTinyIngerland, yisss?
Nom nom nom nom nom
Kan’t tork, nomming.
s’fine eat away, Naw Texas USA. dere be many names for law enforcement officals here. Sherrif, Constable, Police, Ranger, Border Patrol, Dept. Public Saftey( or state troopers). basically look for light on cars, and don’t act a fool in they presence.
Oh and lookie here, *pulls Wendy’s bag from haversack* hab a couple to take home wit’cha.
RE: lurkin foar lights awn teh carz…
Win Ai nawt sekkond ‘ryevd en teh Hideyho, wuz thinkN whir wae tew manee patrol carz @ nite… En daelyte Ai cud sii moast ob dem whir onlee ski raqs. *headplink*
PEA Ess @Dan… Ai doan think, Ai dew nawt think, teh pastee an teh nawtee ar teh mew chew alley X clue save. Jist sayN.
An @Kim, teh “teh sleep taht needzes no pajamas” is teh moast beautimouse youffymizum Ai hab herd awl mumf!!
Manee cheez… noe… manee mutchroom meltz foar yew!!
@@@@@
Sweet,
I must admit my cluelessnessess, I don’t get it. Can’t follow,
lol yew whir tawkN [daze agoe] bout geddN ribbd foar blyndin paysteenes bakstaj wunce…
ahhh, *light dawns on marble head* nao I am up to speed.
*blushes* *yes, jaded old reprobate damn-well blushes*
mii t00
the sleep that needs no Pajammas. WaHaaaHaaaaHaaaa, dat’s beautiful
Sleep dat needz no jammeez?
Huzbin no gotz deh jammeez…. ….. ……
Is nawt de saym.
O hai Kimkiwi! Fank u berri mush – de noms r de nummy, adn mush preciated! Adn de jandals too. Sorry fur de pleh wevver in nooziland, wud send u de hawt (de East Coast cud spayr it, I fink) if wii cud!
Ai dont mynd teh cold (kitteh lurves teh kold cos she kin stay in teh bed orl day) – it be winur abter orl. Thx fore teh veddy kynd offer of hawt tho. Ai jest hab to rimind maislef taht tehre is no sutch tihng as bad wevver, onlee teh rong cloathes.
*mayks speshul choklit pavlova for MelONyx*
Ooooh. Chokklit pavlova? Fur mii? Oh, fank u! Nomnomnom. . .
Hai Kimkiwi! Fank yew fur teh guddybag….Ai b habin funz goingz frew it! Mai Dunedin dint git teh pleh raynestormz tihs avturnuun fur soem reesun. Wynd, rayne, laitning, funder…..do not want!! Butt iz taht seezun (hurrycayne), sew wi b stuk wif it fur awyle. Ai haz a freestandin faek fyreplais, nd wehn it funderz, teh kittehs skrambul upp nto it nd hyde. Iz sew funneh tew c awl teh tayls hangin downz frum teh “chimbley”. Ifn Ai kin git a gud pikshur ob tehm, Ai’ll uz it awn mai Christmus cawrd. Oar mebbe Ai’ll capshun it nd submitt it. Oar bowth!! Yawwnn!! (Swy, hoep taht dint maek u statr yawwnnin.) Ai hadda git up rly erly todae, sew Ai’m reddy tew goe sweepee-bye nao (iz abtur Midnyte). Hab a gud rezt of dae, KK!! zzzzzzzzz…
Kant wayte to cee piktur of teh chimbley tayles! Sweepee-bai well, cats, nd swete dremz.
Sry. Joost reelized dat I cut inna fred, earlier.
Iz okay, yew now honaree keewee. Tehre is onley 4 milyun of us so teh moar teh meryur.
Yew laike teh choklit pavlova?
Yes, is berri nommy. I has seen recipe fur pavlova b4, meringue sweet, yes? Nawt 4 a chokklit wun, tho. Has nawt googled, eever.
Yiss, pavlova is teh meringue sweet. To mayke teh cholit wun, just add sum koko powdur wehn micksing teh meringue up.
Iz veddy nommy cubbered in teh whippe kreme (need teh skwirls), slaiced stroarbries nd teh slaiced kiwifroot (not teh slaiced kiwis tho)
I am hongree nao. No sweets inna haus.
Oh, well.
Ai iz a twerk for nubber 10 minits. Ai haz choklit at hoem. I not need teh choklit but iz in sik nd twistid luv/hayte relayshinship wib emtee kalorees.
Ok, ai do needz teh choklit. Ai luvs teh choklit. Ai going to marree teh choklit nd hab its bebbehs.
Mai shaymefull sekrit, let me show yew heem.
Yew can has chokklit babas?
oh, wait
Question…What is choklit pavlova? rather what is pavlova?
mai ignorance, is frikken obvious.
*lolspeak off as we begin our cultural anthropology lesson*
Pavlova is a traditional New Zealand dessert – it was invented here (don’t let Australians convince you they invented it) and named after Anna Pavlova, the Russion ballet dancer.
It is basically a big meringue cake (whipped eggs whites and sugar), which is generally covered in whipped cream and decorated with sliced fruit, usually strawberries and kiwifruit. I think every New Zealand family has pavlova for dessert on Christmas Day. The best pavlova is quite crisp on the outside but chewy on the inside.
You can probably figure out what a chocolate pavlova is!
There will be a written exam at the end of this lesson.
*normal service resumes*
wouldn’t work, the test that is, we’d just eat the written.
I can has hoem ec class?
Kiwi Exam: Sirkul deh kerrekk anser.
(no cheetingz!!)
1. Anna Pavlova is
a. inventor uv chokklit.
b. Teh fing dat hangz down in deh bak uv ur throte.
c. an austalyun surfer.
2. Krispee on deh owtside, chewwee on deh inside deskribez
a. toasted marshmellowz
b. Arnold Schwartenegger
c. Teh fing dat hangz dwon in deh bak uv ur throte.
nom,nom,nom,nom. swaller.
hmm, not taste enough like chocklit.
*lix de pensil*
*frounz in conceetrayshun*
*rites naym at de tawp uv de page*
enn – aay- whyyy- emmm.
*frounz agin*
*chcks spellink*
1. Anser is elebenty.
*tip uv tung firmlee in korner uv mouf*
2. Anser is
*chcks ceeling*
ummm. Russian Ballet.
A++++++++++++++, would pet again
♫ R u lownsum too niiite
Duz ur hayr luk a fryte
Duz ya smel lyk a goggie agin? ♫
:snerk:
Theyz iz takin piture cuz theyz pootin u to sleep morrow.
On E-bay? I takes one of da big googies plz. Shipping free?
so cute!
ferst lol 2 mak me lolz irl fer long tyme.
Mean Kitteh noes doggeh doesnt noe tat e-bay can no sell animals.
Qwik! Get taht ting on eBay.
Kitteh sez: ….”adn tehn Ai sawed teh goggie hoo lieves nexxt doar & adn her wuz wif sumeboddee nawt hers husbin;
adn tehn teh blak kitteh daown teh streiet haz bin putted up foar daupshun becuz hims famblee moaved tuu an ppartmint;
adn teh bun-bun iyn teh bak yaurd taht noms awl teh lettis adn kaurrots gawt catched adn seynt tu a faurm inna kountree;
adn teh liddel aowld ladee 2 doars daown felled onna pourch adn borked her ankul;
adn teh papure-boi gawt fireded becuz hims wuz laite 15 tiems layst munf;
adn teh preechure at taht chruch cross taown gawt transfereded becuz hims gived tuu menny surmons whil hims wuz U teh I; (nawt DUI, tho),
adn,….adn…, adn….,adn……………………………………….!!!!!
zomg! roflmbo!!
lol this is so funny!!i love this pic
wrf is a piture?
EPIC FAIL OF SPELLING!!!
how much does he cost? he’d be so good for some LOLDog pictures!