Iz tellin u
Iz tellin u theyz iz takin ur piture for ebay
b carefull wen u buy fings frum ebay.
picture: Wes. lol caption: mike driftwood
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Iz tellin u theyz iz takin ur piture for ebay
b carefull wen u buy fings frum ebay.
picture: Wes. lol caption: mike driftwood
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I’m splitting the profits
it’s the dog days of summer sale
happy not-second, stend!
s.t.e.n.d, condawgulayshunz awn FFL!!!! U wantingz partay?
an haiest biddur so fur is a markit stall in Beijing
YIPE!
Theyz iz takin ur piture cuz they poot u sleep morrow.
maybe he iz going to a hobo!
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
dat FUNNEH!!!
Onoez, goggeh!!
U wuz ‘doptid aftr awl….
itz called a goggeh? I thotz it was called a loldog
Listen……
Do you want to know a secret?…….
do yew promizz nawt to tellz woah-woooaahh
Closur… lemme wizpur in yur eer….
Say teh werdz U (I?) want tew hee-ee-eer…..
(Awl togevver nao):
I’m in luv wif you-ooo!
Woo-aah-ooo
LOL!!
ahiue zopberflote! jao ar yoo tongith??? ROFL!!
O habe to go xooj siopoper fdur jhuibby! ROFL
TELLZ ME!!!1!!! PPPPUUUUUULLLLEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!11!!!!!
Pssst! Dude! U gots tollet paper all on ur front feets!
Ohai Elfi!!! How u doin? Was it u made good grayde awn sum ridikkiluss subject eggz-ham?
well, I did dat ‘whyl ago. Probie sumwun elss maed bettr laetlier.
My graed wuz ’bout a momf agoez, in teh Genetix (Gottid a 95 on teh fynal, unixpektid A in klass)
Hao yu doing? I iz paxoring mai hows. I haets it.
maek elfiz sad.
Nope, janetix wuz it! Yay Elfi!
Paxorin is teh pleh…. a yeer agoez I wuz doin taht, after 24 yeerz in teh saem playce, razed mai kittenz there an ebbereefing. Payed orf teh morgij an sell teh howse 6 monfs layter, this maykes sense how???
oh boyzoboyz. At least you had equity, though….
we’ve had the house not-quite two years since we re-fi’d (we had one of those ARM loans) ….. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m pretty sure our equity won’t cover the price of the realtor, honestly.
UGH!! and KB, I love his fuzzy little butt so much, but he keeps breaking into the dining room (it has no doors, so I had to put paper/plastic over the doorframes to keep kitties out) and piddling all over the brand-new floor!!! ARGH!!! (at least it’s on paper… which is doing a good job soaking it up… BUT THE WHOLE POINT WAS TO PUT DOWN NEW FLOOR SO IT DOESN’T SMELL LIKE KITTIES PEED ALL OVER IN THERE. :(!!
*argh*
Combine with my roommate either yelling at my cats (then wondering why they hate him) or, at my getting up-in-his-face about it, picking on me instead (someone more his size, huh??) and…. okay, he’s just not saying really nice things.
Anyone live in Oklahoma, wanna come over, meets teh KB and Kismet and Serenity… and help paint my walls?
I’s lost.
Eff Ai wuz cloze, Elfi!!!
Well, ohai LCB too! Werdsquish or me iz weirded owt….. hao u doin?
O hai. I is having a stressful week but at least I gots to has lunches wif julyisthebestmonth yestiddy. We eeted teh sooshi. Nomnomnomnomnom.
O, and how is u?
BBL is hao– gotta go interact w/hubby now he’s home, lol!
SOOSHI IZ FTW!!!
*wants sooshi*
Whut’s ur address? I’ll mail u some.
S*W*R*F (Sealed wif rawr fish)
o teh yummeh…. iz varee hawt laetlee heer in okiehomar, kans yu fax it insted??
Ok, but it’s hard to dial wif chopstix!
Great Danes, the SUV’s of dogs. You gotta love them but oh the cost to own them!
Damn, big dog is big.
Do you really have to curse?
Leeme getz dat flee…
btw…you’re adopted
:O
whut?! Iz ‘dopted?
shhhhhh
this goggie is so cyoot. yew can tell he thinks teh kitteh is his frend. he trusts teh kitteh. he’s shoor the kitteh wud never plan to put his picture on ebay, and offer to pay teh shipping to boot. such a cute goggie …
I bid seben munneez.
awwww, himz braynes is wurf moar dan dat. dey hardlee bin used, atoll.
If I gets him, I will donatez him 2 deh CCC so dey will awlwayz habbing plennee braynez 4 deh splortagez.
given the size of the beast, she (i think) can pull the CCC. prolly faster’n the kitteh can steer.
dey can be teh tag team…………. dats teh kittie’s job……. don be brakin down condishuns!!!
look at dose feetz! goggie still a puppy!
dat juss meenz dat dere wheel bii moar ob hym tu lub layder awn…. snikurrz….
Hallooo? Mai commintz r bein eeted?
Oh, yay! Heer I am!
Iz elebenty PM……does u knoe ware ur commints r?
Lawst in de innertoobs summerz, I finkso. Hao r u dis fyn adn windi ebenin?
Iz hawt heer n Florida….ware r u nd iz teh windz helpin keepz u kewl?
Kansas. Bin kewler heer de last cuppla days, but dere is sumfing icky hedded ower wai tonite, I fink. Wind @ 23 mph, mai gud rite foot!
Sumfing wikked tihs wae coems……git inna cellur, MelONyx!!
*snert* But I wants 2 see Oz!
Srsly, u haz libbed rownd tornaydos 2 lawng iffn wen de sirens goes orf u goes owt 2 luk fur de drawps.
Aahz, o Aahz, ware r u? MelONyx wunts 2 c u…..nao ware iz taht boi? Srsly heer 2, wi hab teh prolems wif peepul taht donut wunt 2 ebacuaet wehn a Hurracayne iz baring doan awn uz. Nawt mi, Ai hab a helfy respekt fur Mother Nature! G’nyte Mel, hab a nais ebening!
U, too, catsablanca! Sweet dreemz adn gentle rizings!
O hai cats. Dunedin haz teh kold nd reynink today - pleh.
Ai forgetted to gif yew teh ‘welcum to nooziland’ prezzie for beink teh honaree keewee.
*getz teh guddybag out*
Hea is bag ob teh pineapple lumps (candie - veddy nommable)
Hea is teh can of limon nd paeroa (drinkie - veddy naice)
Hea is teh payre of jandals (for whereing on teh foots)
Nd hea is teh fishndchips rap tup in teh noozpapuh (tradit… tradishi… tridish… wot teh keewees orlways nom - peese of fish in teh battur wib teh frys) wib teh tomartow sorce
Njoy.
rats, you’ve done flung a cravin’ on me. Alas, the closest we can get to fishnchips is Long John Silvers. It’ll just have to so I suppose.
Iz okay dan, tehre be plenny moar fishies in teh sea. Ai kin go get yew sum of teh fishndchips if yew wud laike.
sounds lurrvly, and muchly appreciated. a little vinegar, a little salt, many nom’s (IRL it’ll be 12 hrs before I can get some here.)
U beetin de heet, shd?
sorta, visitin’ folks, they have AC.
my place, sweatin and fightin off skeeters.
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