well would you look at that.
well would you look at that. the paper towels are fighting again.
o noes. nd i jus ran awt of paper.
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Shreddies for brekky!! yay!!
Conga rats shoe laces on ur nawt sekkund, Harry! Wot kinda drinksies and dansies would u like? *clinking the glasses in bottels in anticipation*
Dun wurry bout dem speels! We gots lots uv towls!
Mebbe sumthing more yummy fur sellybrashun? sinnanomnom rolls?
It haz lahtsa fyber - gud fur teh tummy.
me no leik sinnanomnom rolls. yukkiy.
Mutiny on the Bounty!
all hail teh mains…
no tahts nawt rite.
all man teh main ships…
nawt rite eithr.
oh, screw it…NOM ATTACK!!!!
LOL! Pretty inspired for this early in the morning.
["When the Levee Breaks" drum loop]
Becaaaaause!
Mutiny on the Bounty’s what we’re all about
We’re gonna board your ship and turn it all out…
Sumtimes the insomkneeya helps, sumtimes it doant!
ROFL. *Snort* *ize teer up* : )
Grate fur spillz, not so grate for kitteh.
I dunno, kitty grates it pretty fine.
You should have been here a minute ago - they were really going at it. I told them you wouldn’t be very happy with them, and they quit just before you came in the room. Honest. Aren’t you glad I was here to stop them?
The paperwurk nebber ends!
Noe jawb iz finnisht til teh papur wurk iz fr00.
2 tru, way 2 tru
Dey weere weali goid wiph da fitin i codnt sdop em
Luv ur lolspeek Brecken!!!
Ai liek how deh haz coordinated tylewurk wif kitteh- nice touch! Himz jus minden himz own bizzness dere…
Maaaaaaa! papur towlsssss fightin agin.
Ohai, eberybuddy….just was watching teh morning news, and dey said Icanhascheezburger won a Webby! I think dey said for weirdness, but dey just didn’t get it at all, so mebby some oder div…dive…duh…kittehgorey.
Ack shoe alley, ICHCB won 2 People’s Voice awards…one for humor and one for weird. Teh Webby itself went to different sites. Here’s the link:
http://www.webbyawards.com/webbys/current.php?season=12
One ov mai kittehs insists on eetin’ papur towls insteed ov her fuds. Acktuly, she eets any papur she can git. Napkinz, papur towels, birfday cards, toylit papur, etc. Aneewun else has that problm wif teh kitteh?
Kitteh needs hur fyburs.
mai kittehs nom grass wen dai want fyburs. mai kittehs r indoors kittehs. Wii used to get teh specyl kitteh grass, but den wii saw it was jus rye grass seed, durt and furtilizer. Add watr, put in sunlite.
If kitteh stil nom papr or plaztic, fybur nut teh problem. Try puttin powervul hot sauce on papers n plaztics, so kitteh lern dat papers n plaztics not fur nomming.
Ifen dat no werk, den consilt a expert, lyk a vet.
Mai kittehs seam tew hab a plaztik defishunsee……tehy noms awn bagz, rappurs, enefing tehy kin git dere widdle pointee teefs n2!
Manee tanks fur awl advices!! >^_^<
Mi Daisy noms tissues. I hied dem - dont seem 2 hurt her when she findz dem & noms.
Hi, Hyla’s Brook.
I saw ur long post on dat Fail Blog pic abowt teh maff quiz and teh stoopy jurks wutt sed twerpy
stuff too u.
So I bited dere butts.
I didunt go back, tho, cuz I noo dey wud bee even stoopiur an I wud gett maddur. Butt I juss wunted u
too noe dat I saw u on dere in dat lonely stoopy strange place (LOL) and saw your familiar name and had a happy! an I thot, “Dat’s our Hyla’s Brook!!” and she r sayin
sumfin intelligent an dose @#$% brasser frassers r bein poopyheds too her
an I wunnted too hoof dem!!
*deep breff*
Um, dat’s all…
yes! tu ob mai kittehz doo dis.
Wun ub dem tu da pointee-end dat we canno uze da roll fing in da bafroom but hab to keep da toylit paypur in a cuverd fing. Odderwiez he eeetz it!
kitteh surveys the damage after a hard fought battle
Srsly, invisibul goggeh!
I cuden’t stop dem. Dey wents too fast.
Dekkuratin - yer doin it wif flare.
Da towelz r alwayz fightin! Toylet paprz 2!
*sweepy, sweepy* Awlwaze gotta kleen up afta dese papur tawels. Wye dey awlwaze fitin so mush?
Luk wat TEH GOGGIE did! Yeh, teh goggie.
Wat u meen, wii no has a goggie?
>=|
Jesus Christ. Are you all five? No, you’re probably all in your thirties trying to relive cuter days.
Jesus Christ? No, sorry he’s not on this thread right now.
As far as your other comments, UR JEST JELL-US!
yesh, stoopie lolllll wutever………… jus go wai!!
iz a loltroll??? Nebbbur meeted wun befur.
O, very nice! Sponge Bob Cranky-Pants.
That was 4 “lollllll” not rhsb. I lyked rhsb’s kommints.
Wow. What a bright future you must have.
Probably in diplomacy.
[high-five]
The thing that never fails to amaze me is what brought these people here, and
after they see who is posting, why they deign to stay and honor us with their
pearls of wisdom.
Like a person who spends much energy and bile screaming himself blue in the
face about an obese stranger, one is left wondering, “Why? Why do these some
times exceedingly verbally cruel people bother wasting their time on this place
that they claim to disdain? Why not just do the Jamamakitty and…..GO WAI DEN!”
Is this silly fun somehow sinful in their eyes? What causes them to think other
foolish pasttimes, such as watching Jerry Springer, are somehow more worthy?
Who died and made them Judge of Worthy Pasttime Spending?
I just cannot understand it.
ai fot mebbe yew wuz nawt happitail wit me 4 sum reason……… mebbe we is jus online at diffrunt times…… *wispurrrr…… ai miss yew*
MEE??
U thot ME wuz nawt happitail witchu???
Whyebbur furr?
For a while noaw I has been habbin problems wiff teh boy. He r bein rite
nawtee and is gibbin me much sad. So I has not had as much mental energy
an not on as much, wchich also gib me a sad…
{{{{{{{{{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}}}}}}
Aifinkso sum peepz nawt fills mportnt unelse tehy R bashin oar beel it’lling ovver peepz…mebbeh mayks dem fills the beeg.
*wispurrs* Teh beeg butt heds :p
*shouts* poopy heds!!
You know, mebbee is troo a littul bowt jellussee….. tis a lot of fun too play.
Sum peepul theenk u cant play ennymoar wen u grow up.
I not ebbur grow up.
my firties are in my reervyoo mirror an getting smaller all teh time
Ai iz in mai last yr of 30’s. Oh, well. At leest we did has cuter daze! Ai fink taht lolo-whatever never did.
Why tehy must comment insted of go wai? iz teh ego an low self-esteem — tehy can’t jus leeve and say qwietlee to self “iz nawt fur me” — tehy has to bee shure sumwun HEERS tehm wen tehy sez it. Can’t stand teihr own company.
teh fortees iz awsum. do not feer teh fortees.
*phew* cauz Ai haz tehm!
Lurk, LM! Wii ar sew lar sis tem ick lee riilayted!!!
I r lookin forward too teh fiftees.
dunno as I’ll make it to 50, 40 damn near put me down, permanently.
Srsly? 40 wutt?
41 now
naw….I meened 40 …wutt? martoonies? lashes wiff a wet noodull?
wuzz teezin…
oh aye, thick as a brick, that’s me.