Here take dis
Here take dis mak lonliness go way
dis kitteh noes da tru meanin of loneliness.
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Splort!!!
Ooer, I’m not sure iffn I noe awl teh rite proc..pros.. way uv doin tihs.
Drags CCC ober, scoops up branes, applyes CHRG (wdoi) and ducky taype in plaes. Offer victim got chokklit an floofy blankit.
Tehre, noaw rest a bit an ewe wil feel better soon.
Dat shub b Hot chokklit!
U seem tu hav teh procee…prosee..methud daon. I caym unprepayrd tu…ai fink mah kompyootr iz abowt tu bork frum teh ovurlode ov teh kyootness. I can has CHKC(wdoi)? Awlso noan as Chikin Hed Kompyootr Covur (wif drawin on it). Halps tu protekt ur kompyootr frum ovurlodez ov teh kyoot pics awn teh Interwebz, n as a bonuf, it proteks frum teh CTs (Cayr Trollz) dat liek tu durtee up teh messij bordz. Nawt teh gud kind ov durtee eever. Teh gud kind ov durtee b n teh NB.
Oh noes!!!1!!!! We needz teh CCC!
* drags cart along *
sweepity sweepity sweep teh brainz togevva
pigg dem up
put dem back in catsablanca craniul cavity
get bavving cap wif bunny earz out
pull ovar catsablanca’s head
put CHRG (wdoi) on top for good meazure
wrap ducky taype around
pull blankit out and cover catsablanca in it
whips up hot chawklit and chocklit truffels
Here nao, rest a littul until u haz recovered.
Oh noes … ai is 2 layte! but better dubble care 4 splorting tahn no care. : roll :
2 head-carers r betta dan nun!
Ooooo, hawt choklit wif widdle bunnee tayle mushmellowz jest liek Ai wunted! Fank yew 4 teh rezcu, Annipuss nd Upfi. Ai’ll jest rezt heer awyle. Ifz Ai fawlz azleep, plz 2 waek mi upp n tyme 4 lnuch.
Ai agree, *SPLORT*
ai almost putz mai paw in it, deery mi! Nao hold still, if u pleaz…
*gavvers brainz togevva carefully*
oops, almost mist a bit
*putz dem back in Africat’s head*
***GLOOP***
pat pat pat pat
*pullz bavving cap over head*
*wrapz ducky taype around an round an round*
*** WRPPPPP***
*coverz head with CHRG (wdoi) 2 prevent furva splorting*
*warpz floofy pink balnket around AFriCat*
*handz AfriCat a fresh cuppa coughee*
Here u r! Nao pick ur favrite doe nut flavr frum teh trhed below and u shuld be k in no tyme!
OK AfriCat; weez gunna fixx yuu ups;
Geyts CCC frum roun teh kornur; weels iyt up adn geyts BRUM tuu vakuum
ups alla teh braynes; reversis aiurfloew adn shuutez bak iytu AfriCat’ hed;
Geyts duckee taipe frum CCC adn sekurely taipez AC’s hed; geyts 50’s bavviyng cap adn pulles awn adn snappez iyn plais, kashuuum; geyts sawftee burple blankee wif kitteh printses onnit adn puttez awn AC, pulleiyng up tuu chyn; geyts byg glas ov leminayde adn chokolit possums adn gibbs tu AC;
Taike iyt eezy, AC adn jes reyst awile, yuu wil beez awrite naow!!!!!
Boi, Upfi, yuu kan runnez a lawt fasture tahn me; iys rlly guud;
AC bees OK naow!!!!!
Funny, aint it? eivver nobuddy comez 2 teh requeue or dere is 2 cheezpeeps 2 halp. Conc … consee … when u fink dat poor Africat haz been lying splorted for over harf an our, ai feelz rly horribul.
Butt yew deed teh jawb (adn rite well no less). AC issa nao gun bes fyn, fanks tew yew adn Ckk. Grate reskyoo!
Whispurrz *AC prolly dint noe hao logn it wuz…..is hrad 2 tel tyme wehn ur braynes r awl ober teh plais.
Ohai AfriCat! Welcoem 2 teh Splortz Lounj were wi Splorteez rezt whyle dreenking adn nomming 2 git owr strenth bakc. Hao r u doin 2dae (ober tahn teh Splort)?
poor catsablanca. His nawt second waz a splort. I canot halp u becuz i duno teh proseejur. Sry.
OH Thats so cute
ooohh.. I can keeps??
dis bunneh wud make a nice companyun for mai babbeh tapir!
**snatchez bunneh and runs**
*Stiks owt fut n trips leeza. Grabs bebeh bunneh n runs teh odder wai.*
*ware nobudee kin C, annet kloses ober Lb adn…
Coreckshun
annet kloses ober 4.5K
*gives leeza and 4.5k “Teh Look”*…naow lissin hear, yu too….gif dat bebbeh bak rite dis instant, or yu will haf to go to teh nawty korner (nawt teh nawty barn, no wai!)…I meen it! Bring bak dat bunny.
But.. but… DO WANT!!!!!!!!!!
*powt*
Ah noes, 4.5k…onlee we mus fink of whut is best fur teh lil bunneh bebbeh…it is two smallish…needs it’s momma, kai?? **dere, dere…doan cri**
*snifful* Walll, okai.
*heds off to NB wif leeza to
luk fur fyremenshav lunch*DK, wut iz teh tag fur teh strike fr00?
kthxbai
*hedbats DK and snatchez bunneh bak*
hay! I had it furst!
*thinks*
But… maybee teh NB mite be just the thing…?
**givs back the bunneh to CLoL and shmoos DK on the hed, they heads off to the NB in serch of sumthin ekwallie snorglee**
Hi ladies! Watcha doin?
ohai Maus!
hay, do u still have the osterreich feather handy?
N maybee a dongle oar 2?
It’ll make you feel better in no time
itteh bitteh rabbit joins the itteh bitteh kitteh committeh
and brings diversiteh to it
Insted ov teh IBKC u has teh IBBC…Itteh Bitteh Bunneh Committeh. Just as kyoot…mebbe moar daynjuruslee kyoot…espeshulee if brot togevvur.
Is that a raysin in ur hand or r u happi to see me??
*snerk*
Congratumalashuns Catsablanca and Leeza-b Your fingers are obviously quicker than mine! Drinks and dances? What would you like?
Fanks, Annipuss……iz mai Nawt Sekund Nawt Sekund! Gladd 2 b shayring it wif Leeza-B. Hao abowt teh Bunny Hop nd sum hawt choklit wif widdle bunnee tayle mushmellowz?
O, nd ifn u culd sind teh CCC, Ai’d preshi8 it. Kthxbai.
Cud we haf sum doe knuts wif teh hawt choklit?
Yep! wot flavr can ai getz u?
I wuds liek razzberry plzthx!
Hay, if we haz sum chocklits and gram crackurs to go wif teh marshy mellows… we can has s’mores!! and s’mores and s’mores??
of corse that wud rekwire a small fire….
Ai’ll cawl teh fyremenz encase it gits owta kuntroll.
Maus haz teh Zippo lyter.
Wii cud uze teh papur tahwels form teh last piktur tu git teh fyre strated.
Um, there is plentee uv hay in the NB.
I’m shure Petunia cud spare sum…
Donut lte Maus neer teh NB wif hiz Zippo!! Culd b a cat-astrophe!!
troo, unelse yew wantz teh fyrmins tew sho upz
nobuddy heer wud b wanting taht!!
Ai due beg ur pardin, butt speek fur urslef
Hmm. I like
All kinds
Bloobarry filled
Coakonut
Dunken doe nuts
E…
ebbery flavr u can fink of
frooty
gordjeous nutz
h …
Half a donut(fer dieters)….
Iced donuts….
Jelly donuts….
Krullers….
L…..
lemon donuts
marshmallow donuts
nutty donuts
o…
oranj doe nuts
peppurment doe nuts
quins filt doe nuts
r…
razzberrie filled doe nuts
snozzberrie doe nuts
timbits
u…
Un-iced donuts….
Very large donuts….
Wee liddul donuts….
X….
X’d donuts (lyk hawt krost buns)
Yummy donuts
Zactly teh kind ov donuts you lyk
TaDa!
unbeelievably skrumtshous doe nuts
vanillja doe nuts
watermelon doe nuts
x…
Darn, shuldave refrashed!
K.
x-rated doe nuts frum the NB
yummy doe nutz
zaballyonee doe nutz
Cints wii hab sew mini kynd ob doe nutz, wutsay wii eetz nao? Nom nom:?: