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I haz… …a happee.

ur happee recharge mus b complete.

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  1. Maus says:

    Santee Claws!

  2. tidmum says:

    Cheezburgerz fer dinner!!!

  3. Harry says:

    Yu iz…. a cutee!

    SPLORT ALERT SPLORT ALERT SPLORT ALERT

    CCC ON STANDBY!

  4. leeza-b says:

    And I haz a neer splort!!

    • leeza-b says:

      not an ackshull splort… can not has today.
      I is leevin now for teh vet visit fur Weezy, has fun and play nice everywun! (that meens EVERYWUN… u know who u is!) ;)

      • 4point5kittehs says:

        By-by leeza! Gud luk to Weezy.

        Awf to Corsica tomorrow – ai’ll see y’all in 3point5 wekes!!!

        DK

    • leeza-b says:

      GRRRR werdpress!!
      I iz leeving now u guys.. to take Weezy for her vet visit.
      Haz fun and play nise!

    • 4point5kittehs says:

      ohai leeza! Juss stopping by to sai fairwell B4…. rut roh….

      KaspplllooooOOOORRRRRTTTTTTTTTT

      • Harry says:

        sweepy, sweepy, sweepy braynes in a pyle
        scoopy, scoopy, scoopy braynes in a dustpan
        tucky, tucky, tucky braynes in teh brainium
        pat, pat pat, so yu r togefer again
        streeeetch, snap, CHRG in place
        ducky taype round and round and round until CHRG held on tite and maybee make blindfold too
        floofy blanky for shock recovery, chocolate for recuvering blud sugars, and soothing drinky for teh nerbs

        Hope tahts bettur!

  5. Linda B says:

    sweeeeeeeeeet!

  6. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

    …yay kitteh! Fanks fer sharing yur happee wif us!!!

    • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

      uh oh…. in teh orfice nao, no CHRG wif me….
      ….
      HALP!!!! I feelz a SPLORT coming awn!
      .
      SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!
      .
      Oops. Such a happee kitteh needs a big warning sign!
      .
      I’ll jes sit ober heer until mai braynes decide tehy wanna return to me

      • Harry says:

        sweepy, sweepy, sweepy
        scoopy, scoopy, scoopy
        tucky, tucky, tucky
        pat, pat pat,
        stretch, snap, CHRG in place
        ducky taype round and round and round…
        floofy blanky, chocolate, and soothing drinky

        On we go to the next victim!

        • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

          fanks, Harry! Plezure to meet yoo – sorry owr nawt sekkund encountur iz mah big ol’ splort frum teh kyoot!
          .
          I’z gonna sip mai soothing drinky until I perk up

          • Harry says:

            Nyse tu meet yu tu! A splort meeting iz a gud wai to meet peeps in a non-superfishul wai – yu gets to knoe dem down deep rite awai! Onlee in Cheezland doo the soothing drinkys alsew perk yu up! O the majiks! :)

        • marymary says:

          Harry, uze fasser dan teh speadin bullit! Gud ting uze heer wit awl teh splortin. Ai neerlee splorted maisef.

          • Harry says:

            I noes! It wuz a danjermous wun rite frum the start. I cudn’t luk at the piktur aftur the furst :oops: glance, just had to stik to reeding commentalols.

      • marymary says:

        Haz to get teh CCC. Lets c if Ai kan du dis. *Sweapy, sweapy branes. Piks dem up adn putts dem bak in ur krany… craini… hed. Pat jently. dukky taip in plaes. * Heers sum hawt coklit adn snikkerdoodles adn a soft floofy bankie. U res nao.

  7. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Yuu shure duz haz a happee, liddel Tigure Kitteh;

    Jes luukying at yuur kyuoote tinee faise maikes me haz a happee az wel!!! :lol:

  8. marymary says:

    U haz a happy and a kyoot! Ai want tu hugg u adn skweaz u adn call u joarj. (Butt nawt skweaz tuu haard. Dat wud hert, adn wii nawt hert kittehs heer.)

  9. LOLDemon says:

    u KANT b steelin mah hapee!

  10. Duffy says:

    BEEEEBOOOOBEEEEEBOOOOBEEEEBOOOO
    WORNING WORNING WORNINGWORNING
    KYOOT-DEFCON LEVUL BLOO!! (eies, dat is)

    • 4point5kittehs says:

      Yash, it were the bloo eyezes dat dood mii in, n teh floofy liddel eerzes, n teh pinkee pinkee tung, n dos teenee tinee teefs! N the widdle blak nozee!! N teh stripeeness!!!

      *tugs CHRG(wdoi) down berree berree sekurlee*

  11. cookbooksrus says:

    Oh, liddle kitteh, u gibs me a happee 2!

  12. two_kittehs says:

    Cute bebbeh kitteh, want!
    so I can has a happee too
    herz ar so cute!

  13. D.R. says:

    Oh my goodjess, that is the mos’ adorabel babeh sweetuses sweetaby!

    Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs!

  14. no 1 in particular says:

    UH OHES!!!1!! i…haz…a…CHRG(wdio)…awn, but…itz…nawt…WERKING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!1!!!!11!1!1!!!1!
    *SSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!!!1!!*
    ai awr ded. def bai kyootness!

    • jamamakitty says:

      heeeeeeeeeeeeeer comes teh ccc driver

      http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649

      sweepy, sweepy, sweepy
      scoopy, scoopy, scoopy
      tucky, tucky, tucky
      pat, pat pat,
      stretch, snap, CHRG in place
      ducky taype round and round and round…
      floofy blanky, chocolate, and soothing drinky

      awl beddar nao?

      • no 1 in particular says:

        ai finkso. it wuz just…teh kitteh wuz…*shudderz* Hao kan wun kitteh beez so kyoot?

        • marymary says:

          Iz jus teh naecher off teh kitteh – cyootness awlwaze bilt rite in.

          • Cassidy says:

            Dis wun bees extra kyoot!

            WANT!

            Fank CC fur teh 50s bayvin cap wif teh flowers! An fur teh duck taep.

            (I akshully hadded wun of dose bavvin caps in teh 50s. Nawt so grate fur teh swimmin but duz good job holdin teh braynes in.)

    • guitarfreak says:

      Didz yur hed just asplode or sumfing, becus i dont get it
      I don’t get the sssssssssppppppppllllllllaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrfffffftttttttttt part
      Wait. Oh Noes! KKKKKAAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!1!!!!! dere goes my head. i gets it nows. to heck with kyootness.

  15. dapanferkitteh says:

    Ai wuz habbin a BAAAAHD dai at wurk, but naw ai iz splorted an sew sumwun elz can com deel wif mai cliuntz todai wile ai eet choklit possumz an recoopurate.

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Wautchaowt, dapanferkitteh, heer cums taht crazee liddel babbeh kitteh CCC drivure roun teh kourner; hims duz nawt drivez veree wel;

      OK, Ai geyt BRVM adn vakuumes alla teh braynes up; plop bak iyntu DPFK’s hed;
      geyts duckee taipe adn sekurelee rap up hed; geyts CHRG wdoi adn snappez iyntu plaise; geyts pynk sawftee blankee wif kitteh printses onnit; pulles up tuu DPFK’s chin; geyts pynk leminaide adn chokomalit possumbs adn gibbs to DPFK;

      OK, mai wurk here iys dune; yuu restez naow DPFK adn taike a liddel nappee;
      yuu feal beddure sune; :lol:

  16. CAE says:

    Bebbe kitteh gifs mee a happee too!!!1!! :)

  17. MiniMoppel says:

    …and a naic kuut.

  18. jmuhj says:

    …an yu haz a Qte sew pawerfuhl it knox mai sox off!

  19. Jack Deth says:

    Kewt liddill Kitteh
    haz a happee! Duzzn’t knoez
    wye. Kitteh juss duz!

    Iz nawt Caturday.
    Muss beez emptee bag awn t3h
    floar cawlleeng 2 herz

    Iz nawt emptee bag.
    Prittee Wun iz maykeeng beeg
    joosee Cheezburgr!

    Liddill Kitteh iz
    awwwll wyde ieed Nom Nom Nom
    inz ekkspekktayshun! :-)

    Jack.

  20. KitKatsMom says:

    OH NOOOOOOEEEEESSSSS!!!11!!1!

    SSSSPPPPLLLLLLOOOOORRRRRTTTTT!!!!

    • nativeca66 says:

      Don worreez, I gotz yoo.
      CCC? Check!
      *Sweepy, sweepy branes* Check!
      *Putz back in branes holder* Check!
      *Pat in plaes (jentlee)* Check!
      CHRG? Check! *Snap* Oops ai sorry. Nawt mai sekkund time.
      *Duckee taip in plaes* Check!
      Hawt choklick? Check! Biskawtee’? Check!
      Floofy bankie? Check!
      Otay – Yoo rest nao. You feelz beder in no tiem.

      • catsablanca says:

        Gud job, Nativeca66!

      • KitKatsMom says:

        Ohhh, fanku, nativeca66!! Ai feelz mush bedderer nao.

        Umm…ewe wooden happen 2 habs sum gohdaivah leekurr fur da haw choklicks, wood ewe?

        • nativeca66 says:

          shhh *whispers* Ai don kno iffen itz prohiber…riistric…nawt allowzd. Ai luked fur eber fur itz. Tahtz y it tookzd me a long tiem tu bringsee it. *glug glug*

  21. InsertNameHere says:

    I think my hed just asploded.

    • nativeca66 says:

      It ahpenz. No worreez
      CCC? Check!
      *Sweepy, sweepy branes* Check!
      *Putz back in branes holder* Check!
      *Pat in plaes (jentlee)* Check!
      CHRG? Check! (easy now)
      *Duckee taip in plaes* Check!
      Hawt choklick? Check! Biskawtee’? Check!
      Floofy bankie? Check!
      Rest nao. You feelz beder in no tiem.

  22. catalogical humor says:

    meth lab
    i has it

  23. guitarfreak says:

    i wantz a happee tu, but i is sick

  24. guitarfreak says:

    i reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reelly reeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllyyyyyyy wantz a kitteh like that.

    • upfi says:

      {{{{{guitarfreak}}}}}
      Here, haz sum hugs from me. Sry 2 hear u r sick. Difficult 2 bee happi when u haz a sick, ai noes. Teh splorting u see happening awl ovar here iz teh result of looknig at a bery cyoot kitteh – it makez teh head eggsplode and teh sound of dat is SPLORT. When dis happenz, usuly a cheezfrend comez to teh resqueue to revy … revei … make teh purrson alive again. Dere iz a proseedjure 2 do it propurrly.

  25. chrisbg99 says:

    And what a happy it is.

  26. WTF says:

    what is up with the way you people speak!?!?! Grow up!!!

    • guitarfreak says:

      it is called “lolspeak” it is the use of bad spelling and childish speaking And God is Ceiling Cat in this kind of language, and the devil is Basement cat. So there. DO YOU GET IT?!?!?!

      • cheshirekittehkat says:

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    • guitarfreak says:

      Jeez that was insulting!!! That made me SO MAAAAAD!!!!!! When I’m mad I don’t talk in lolspeak, by the way

  27. Luna Kitteh says:

    Ai hab nawt bean abbul 2 get inna ICHC at werk fur teh wyle, n naow Ai can, sew Ai feelz lyke tihs kitteh, Ai has a happeeee twoooooo…
    ((((((((((((((((((ICHC))))))))))))))))))))))

  28. lunakitteh says:

    hmmm..hadda loggz inna Werdpress fur 2 see meh kitteh pic…

  29. Luna Kitteh says:

    :siren: 2 muches cyoot!

  30. Sir_lol_08 says:

    AAAHW, TH8z So CUTE!!!!!

  31. Anger Management - Ihas dem says:

    AWSUM! I mad a few lolz but they ddnt gt posterd =’(
    Chek mh profileif u want


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