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Gud morning deer TTI peeps! An waht bedder way to stat the day tahn wif a luffleeTY!
Conga Ratz to yoo, Annipuss! An to Tidmum, just secondz behine.
Thoz ar bof speshullee gud commintz, ai think! Ai wuz heer – an stared an stared at teht pkchure – an nuthing cayme to mind taht ai wud care to shew teh whrilled! Ai will do teh dans of joi fur yoo both – as soon az ai think ov wun!.
In teh meenwile – wud yoo laik to go to teh TY Boo Teek? To pik out yur prezzies???
There iz a noo supply, ai hav herd, of teh dorabul bobblol hedded kittehs.
Ooh! Ooh! Me wants a bobbul heddid kitteh:)
* Takes Annipuss by teh hand an skip off down JCH4K Boolevars to teh TYy Booteek*……..
Yiss, Mee 2. WANT bobble hedded kitteh!
Any body gotz da dude bobble-head? So cool!
Good Mornin to yoo too Dear Janet
Wud yoo like a cuppa an sum Bikkies wiv me an Annipuss?
Ov corse!! Ai wud be deelited!! Tahnk yoo fur inviting mee. *gigglol*
Wiv ower Tee/kawfee we can has:
Abernathy Biskits
Bourbon bikkies
Custard creams
D..
Dodjehs (jammi)
Ekstrah custerd creems
Figroles (pleh! but som peeps lyk tehm)
G…
Garibaldi
HOB NOBS!!!
Iced gems
J..
Jelly beenz
Karamel cookies
Luvely chocklit cookies
M…
Malted Milk bikkies
Nice
Oreos
P..
Pepperminty afta 8ies (yummy!!1!!)
Quadruple supply of doe nutz
Raisin cayke
S…
Suggar Cookies
Teacakes
Unbeeleevable amownts ob biskits
V..
Vanilja slyces
Wafflez
Xtra large supply of chocklit
Z…
Very large chawilit caek
White butter frosting fur cake
Xtra whippee creem
Y. . .
Zillions of biskits an cukkies
YNG to serb bikkies awn a silber tray
LOL!! Y?? Y nawt??? Oh Upfi! ov corse Wafflez. Ai think ai need moar sleep!! l(
Zabaglione!!
Gotta go owt nao
See yoo layter
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Ai LUBS zabaglione!!!1!!! *drooooool*
ANd yes, ai needz moar sleep as well! Have a good nite, JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
*waves gud-bye fer nao to Tidmum – Wave Wave Wave*
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Teh zabaglione sownds wunnder! Passes a dish to JCH4K so she can fill it up!
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FANKS!!!
Yoo ar so welcom, PdB!!
Muss.Kill.Papurr!!!!
Til it’s Ded!
ohai Tidmum – wee gots a tye! Cuppa an bickies?
Mornin Annipuss
Kawfee fer mee pleeze.
Fancy a Jammy dodger?
LOL!! Tidmum! Ai just luvs it wehn yoo speeks teh Ingerlish! Ai PREzoom a jammy dodger has jam awn it???
hai JCH4K!! jammy dodgers are teh most bri … bwill … are teh bestest bikkies!! yew shud googlol dem!! if i eber mayke my wai ober teh pond, ai shall try b bwing sum with me an show dem tew peoples!!
:D
An AI shall certenlee bee maiking mai wai across teh pond an tehn yoo can show tehm to mee purrsonalle! Wont TAHT bee fun!!
They ar googglabul?? ai will trai it!
ebereetin is googlolabul!!!
LCB sent me a link to them a while back. To some store in So Cal.
Kawfee wud soot mee fyne 2, but Ai’z onlee alloud lo fat, lo shugr bickies IRL, but Ai kan pertend!
Ai just got up! May ai joyne yoo in teh Cuppa. But halp me out awn the bickies! Waht ar they???
Bickies iz wot `Mericanz call cookies iz bebbeh talk fur biscuits.
Jammy dodgers are round shortcake wiv jam in the middle and the top has a hole in the middul. dem is deelisshuss!1
Soundz yummy! Wuld go daon well wif mai coughee. *sigh*
Lubbely abatar, Tidmum! Ai can’t getz mine 2 show, eben tho it showz in mai prophile. Nao wot do ai do rong????
Fanks Upfi
Dats mah Hazel Kitteh’s fayce 
Has yoo sined in to WordPress before yoo cum heer?
Ehm, no???? Hao do ai do dat, den? *cumpleetely at a loss*
Ai only signz in to the cheezsite.
Thx 4 the hint, tidmum! AI haz fount teh webby sight and ai’ve loggered in and enny tyme nao der shouldz bee mai abafing.
Hoapfullee.
YAY!!!!1!!! Ai haz an abatar!!1!
THX tidmum!!! *frows plantiful kisses*
Cudn’t haz dun it wifout u!
*Catches kisses*
Wh00t!! Wh00t!!!
Iz teh Hungry Catterpillar!!! I lubs it!!!!
Dis iz mah fave chilluns story
Mah boichik has a soff toy an teh buk an teh Biddeo-I watches it,an awl teh udder wonnermowse stories; I gets a happitayl
I only shred what the voices in my head tell me to shred.
but teh voyses tell yu to shred EBBEREETING!!
iz dat a pwoblem?
self-referential auditory command hallucinations,
i has them.
Ai lubs it wen u yooz teh beeg wurds.
mai brawny vokabyoolaree
u finds it charmin?
viva amore!
Ai haz a bountiful vokabyoolaree tu!
grate scott! u does!!
Doant puff up mai eegoe tu much.
u kant absorb it?
ur kup spilleth over?
FTW!!!1!! Ai kupich … kappitu … gif up!
speriment
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Press teh Alt key an nummer 3 awn teh number pad tewgedder sen let go♥♥
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yippee!!!
ai wuntz tew twai!
♥♥♥♥♥♥YAYZ!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
oh hai agin, NIP
ai ♥ yew!!!
yew tooooooo tidmum ♥♥♥
Fanx jamamakitty
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ai ♥ yu moar! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
aren’t we jus a bunch of luv bugs!!
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ov korse! ICHC iz radiant wif teh luv!
Iz gotz him! Iz gotz da cheezburglr! Quik Call da copz!
My date is alreddy heer? WOWIE! It reely is teh kwikker-pikker-upper!
problem is, i is 3 sheets to teh wind
they’d haff to roll me out teh doar
so i kant kum out 2 ply
u’z sew punny, ‘mind mii ob mai hubby.
O Hai!
I iz nu to ICHC but haf bin lafin at lolz for ages.
My lolspeak is not yet purfekt, but I iz doin my homezwork; you hav pashence wiv me k!
An o Hai The Cats Muth!!! Welcom to ar happee hoam. An if yoo hav been laffin fur so long, tehn it iz indded ohai time that yoo jumped in!!
Pleezed to meecha! *extendz floofee whyte paw in greeting* An yur LOLspek luks grate to mee! When ai furst started – ai spoke plain Ingerlish fur sevral weeks befoar ai wuz brave enuf to trai it!
If there were moar peepl heer, teh welkoming kommiteee wud bee bigger! But – pleez do knoe that yoo ar veree welkom indeed!
U R doin quiet well, ai fink. Dunt worriez! Teh cheezpeeps r bery naice and welkuming, ai haz found. Ai haz nawt been poasting long and ebberybuddy haz been eggstremely naice 2 me.
OOOOoooooo…..upfi…. I lubs yore abatar!! Berry well dun!
Ohai The Cats Muth, welcum! wee’z awl frenz heer, soe don wurri bowt teh langwidge the roolz iz flecks..nawt set.
Berry nise tu mete u. Ai nawt posting sew lahng eaver, so dunt wurry. Ebbreebuddy plaze sew nise adn frendlee adn iz lotsa funn. Welcum tu teh cheezwurld!
ohai! welkom! don wurry, yur lolspeek is grate, no roolz in lolspeek exsept to say only teh nise fings an not teh meenie fings – yoo are off to a graet start!!!!1!
Ohai, TCM! Welcoem 2 CheezLand! If u donut unnerstnad ene ob owr breveeashuns, jest aks, wi b glda 2 splain!
yur lolspeek iz eggsalant! wii iz awlwaez glad tew haz gnu peepz awn ICHC! teh moar, teh merryur!
Menee willykumz tew yu! *extindz fuzzy paw tew shayk* Wii hopez yu will haz fun plaeing heer! Wii teez eachodder sumtymez, but itz awl fun adn funneh!
{wispurr}wun suggestion, tho. stae awae frum teh Naughty Barn!{/wispurr}
Ohai The Cats Muth
*waves floofy paws frum TTI*
Glad yoo de-lurked an came to plai.
Welkum tew ower Happitayl playce
da qweeker peeker opper…it bite me
Iz preeem… preem….
Iz attack beefor da papur attacks me!
Is George kitteh beleefs in the doctrine of preemfshun
attacks papuh before it attacks Uz
What? I iz norml… Kitteh ins, int, kitteh waay off beein sez kitteh haz 2 deestroy papeh roles.
Mebbe dis kitteh was helping kitteh from yisterdee when da paper towels on da porch tried to join kitchen-paper-towel fight? Kitteh not weerd, kitteh a Peacekeepign Sojer in da Paper Towel warz!!
Paypurr prawdukktz maykz
eebn t3h beegest Kitteh
reegress 2 Kittunn
Bawksez, paypurr towllz,
lawnnng sawfft stuff andz paupurr bagz
maykz Kitteh crayzee!
Oanlee Kitteh knoez
wie andz iz habbeeng 2 mutch
phunn 2 ebber tell
Jack.
Here! Mai heartz go out 2 u, JanetCanHas4Kittehs! U deservez it!
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[ clappity ] [ clappity ] Jack!
My kitteh lykes tu shred teh noospapurs fur recyklin too. Nawt hiz fawlt if I waznt dun readin it yet!
how doo yoo doo hapees like tat wun after teh werd “tell?”
Kitteh: “So den deh blak-an-wite kitteh was like dis: rawr! rawr!! Kik kik kik!!! An den wen his peeps comed in, he was all like, ohai. de towuls wur fiting agin.”
Uther kitteh: “Fun-nee. Dids dey fall for it?”
Kitteh: “Dunno. Tehy got owt teh pikshur-maker an wuz laffin, so he wuznt shur.”
See? Da papur towuls iz all in cahoots. No blames kittehs. Blames papur towuls! Bad bad towuls!
heer’z teh burfday fairy wif a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an wuld-be trollz hoo desides not to troll an to jus be nice hoo haz tehr burfdayz today!!!!!! muchez fun an burfday caeks an prezzies an konfettis to yoo all!
Iz done! Leggo!
Teh Killure Papure Tauwels, taht nom kittehs at teh draup ov a hat, muste bees subdood adn rendereded haurmless bye kitteh immejiatelee;
Bye duuieyng tihs, kitteh enshures hers safeteey adn iympurviabilitee tuu attak by
enny ovver papure prohdukts, iynkludyng toylett papure adn nahpkins;
(Iyt bees her sohlemn duutee az a kitteh tuu defendez herseylfe!!!!!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Kriiativitii alwuz siimz wiird tew teh non-kriiativ wuns.
dats mai foto. stealerz wif yo capshunz. i leik min betterzzz
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