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hay! Mr deMille sed this wuz MY closeup!!
*Walks in with big makeup powder puff*
*Fwoooomph!*
OK. She reddy nao…
**kaff kaff kaff**
These assisistents… I can’t werk liek this!
Quiet on teh set! Quiet on teh set!
*Holds up clapper*
ICHC, Teh Moobie, Take 1
*CLAP*
And… AKSHUNS!
I fergetted my line
um… ai fergetted my line
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(ai’m awlso habbing identity ishoos.)
*comes runnin’ with script*
*points to highlighted cue prompts*
*scatters*
*tips a bag of catnip on the stage lighting*
there’s nip heer? I’m sorry– I need mai break nao.
**emerjes from a cloud of fayse powder**
**pawses dramatickally on the starecase**
**trips on teh dongle lying on the top step**
**tumbuls to teh bottum of teh stares and lands wif her skurt over her hed**
*oops*
CUT!
MAKEUP!
*Fwoooomph!*
*Holds up clapper*
ICHC, Teh Moobie, Take 2
*CLAP*
And… AKSHUNS!
CUT!!
um, teh makeup.. shud be on teh FAYSE, rite??
**wipes pawder off nether rejuns**
LOLZ!!!
Hey! Who left dat dongle jus layin aroun???? Sumbunny kud gets hurtid….*wanders off, muttering to self*
hack hack hack…. too mush makeup!!! ai cannot werk in dese condishuns!!!
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*storms out. trips over own ego*
HAY! NawtFust! yur still wareing yur kostoom!
*lolz at teh syte ov nawtfust trying tew git in hur kawr wyul waring a hoop skirt*
Greeting, Fair Maiden. Are you my co-star in this cinematic endeavor?
git reel!
yur no knyte! I’d lyke tew see yu kross blaydz wif Reepicheep!
hay! hoo invited dis wun??!?!?!!?!
central casting
harrumph!!
Well, I think we need to rehearse a bit before filming…
*Opens his script*
Ah yes! The love scene is next!
“Hey…I didn’t get a harumph outta that guy…”
“Give your governor a harumph!”
(RIP,Harvey Korman)
HarumphHarumphHarumphHarumph!
FTW!
sorry. ai am taking mai brake. ai’ll be in mai trailer sniffing nip
it’s nawt an addiction. ai can stawp any thyme ai want *twitch*
get teh debreefing cart, Maus, luks like another intervenshun!
*Slowly walks in, dripping BBQ sauce*
Here’s teh cart. Can yoo handul tihs wun? I needs to rinse off…
***KTNF runs abowt wildly,den stawps in teh middul
uv teh room,luks arownd awl cwazy-liek wif dialated eyez,
ahnd taykes off runnin agin****
Sure….yur fyne…….
ware iz teh nip polees?
**luks over teh contents uv cart**
**picks up chane saw… putz it back down**
Mumbles to self ‘I is nawt traned in debreefings’…
OOO! this mite be yoosful.
**picks up trankwilizer darts**
**shoots hurself in foot**
awr yu talkn abowt yurself, oar nawtfurst?
Stat, Wii has a sekond victum ob possy bull oberdoze.
*cracks thermos of stayj-paw cawfee*
here gib leeza cupp dis……oughta counter-act any tranq in exis, egzzc….der is inna world.
**WHOO!**
THAT CAWFEES SUMTHIN ELSE DAN!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHERE’S KAFLEEN?
WHO’S ON FURST?
given extreem nip-reaction, prolly at crafts table takin alla moon pies.
Craft Services will be held at 10:30 a.m. Tuesday….
ready when you are CB.
Finally! Someone who knows what they’re doing! Quick! The leading lady has walked out. Get into her costume and get back here right away!
HA!
*whispers to Kafleen and DK*
Dan will nevver fit into that dress. I had to eet selery for a munth to get into it.
*lolz at teh syte ov dan in teh dress*
mmm… celery… so flavrful and succulent….
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oh… nebbermynd. I thot yew ment cheezburgr
oh, dear.
*grabs stuff and makes dead-mans walk*
y’all pray for me……
Great! You’re back. OK, the next scene is the love scene…
unless this is a tragic-comedy……gimme a minute more working on…with LB
please, I just can’t take another drag.
Where is that boy?!!! He’s running around all over the place!
purrhaps hez nawt yoosed tew beeing an actress. hez just a stayj paw, yu noes. ai dunt finkso he can handul it!
HAY, Dan! suck it up adn tayk it lyke a man!
*mutters* yeah, take it like a man? inna dress?
he’s prolly already sucking lots of stuff up just to fit in2 teh dress! Hao kin wii ask moar ov him!
veri eesilee. HAY, DAN! TAHT DRESS MAYKS YU LUK FAT! SUK IT IN SUM MOAR!
LOLZ!
Genderbender- compleet!
nao, dat’s juss…………mean.
I’m doin’ the best I can, unless ya wanna “Hulk” moment be patient.
Himz nawt fat. Himz fluffy. Plz to be niec to all teh kittehs no matter wut shaype or siez (and yes – “rownd” is a shaype).
hoo duz dan haz tew mayk owt wif?
yes, hoo duz dan haz tew mayk owt wif?
Well… unless my co-star come back… Me!
Oh my.
**rememburs vague rememberies abowt tarnished armor and so forth**
Dan, u may want to rethink ur career, hunny.
*checks clappur for nayme of ICHC moobie*
“Borkback Poutin’”
o ur rite no1!
I must haz come to the rong set. There’s no part for me heer!
but…but….nobuddy can put like yoou can, reallly. If Hill Swank can do it? Think of Julie Andrews, woman playing a man playing a woman.
Ya can do it, I knowes ya can.
er… nobuddy can pout…rather.
O I did lurve Victor Victoria!!
**ponders**
But think uv wut this cud do fur yr career!
U’r doing a prettie gud powt urself rite now..
……and nobuddy else has your grace, your style, your charisma, your…..yr….je’nsai quoi….
ahm not poutin’, ahm panikin. Ah lurned early on that for an actor…I’m one helluva technician.
well… luks like ur off the hook fur now ennyway Dan!
I think owr director’s taken a powder.
(how appropreeyat)
I thinks he wuz runnin over budget.
I herd the skirrlz had formed a union and were demandin hazard pay.
oh leeza-b!!!! are yew otay????? duz yew need a floofy blankey anda chawklit possum? mebbe a martoonie?
fanks Kafleen, I will sip teh martoonie while the direcktor screems about lighting and otter stuffs….
**daintlee flicks a bit uv makeup owt uv teh martoonie glass*
um…….hai mam…..got the music ya like, got the snack ya like (thank got for runners), got wardrobe wurkin onna new dress, and gotta new make-up artist…..behold YNG.
now this is wut I calls a professhunal!!
**offurs Dan a martoonie**
Thankx, the show reallllyyy needs ya, the director needs ya, the rest of the stayj-paws need ya, your audience realllly, reallllly needs ya.
*on knees* Pleeeese, pleese, ples, pls come on back on the set.
sowry Dan… I wuz at the rong stage.
I wuz sposed to be at Stage D fur the flmining uv
“Jezebelbub”
A suthern bell gone bad. I takes teh dress, but u haz to go play the roll of Jed in this moobie.
w00t leeza!!! FFL adn lunch inna NB!!
Heer, ai offrs u a flaming shot. Wut dans u wud liek?
*downs shot*
fanks!!
how abowts, turkee in teh straw?
and maybee we cuds have a bbq!
Oooh! Oooh! Can I liets teh fyre! Can I? Can I?
NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
*Gets the super-ginormaus ICHC BBQ grill from the NB*
*Fills it with chacoal*
*Put a little starter fluid on the charcoal*
*glugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglug*
*glugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglug*
*glugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglug*
*glugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugglug*
*Get out the Zippo and lights it*
Hey,ai sees a mushruum clowd to teh eest……
(pssst – Eeck, iz prolly to yur west, iffn it came from teh NB awn Janet’s palatial estate….
)
Oh,yeah….ai wuz thinkin Maus iz in Delaware…..
Hey Eeck! Look! Itsa rokkit er sumpfin!
Who let Maus have a Zippo ??????
*checks belt tools*
damnit, where’s mai zippo………….MAUS!!!
Mebbeh dis jawb tew beeg 4 fyrmins, pls tew call HazMat oar Nvyrmintalits teem
nao, dat’s a fyre!
wii culd roasts a buffalo awn dat fing!
Good idea. I’ve always wanted to have Buffalo Wings…
I wuz onlee finking buffalo cuz I’z getting sum buffalo meet latr dis week. Dunno iffn it’s its a flying buffalo or nawt.
Buffalo is, as you ICHC-types say, “very much teh nommy”. IMO, it tastes more like beef than beef does thes days
wate a minnut.
Is u guiz talking abowt beefalo wile the NB burns?
*A distant screaming noise is heard*
*It gets closer and closer*
*A tiny speck is seen high in the sky, falling very fast*
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*Luks lyk its hedding strayt fur the bbq pit*
Herry, git dat jinormus bukkit ob sawse reddee!!
** Kloses iiz. **
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*SPPLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHH!!!*
wow…dat wuz spektakular! gud fing I wuz down teh fred shopping fer teh BBQ makings! I
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(oh, an I lubs teh buffalo meets, too!)
ya know, there’s a small herd ‘tween here and smammies lake.
d’ya tink dey’ll miss one?
*Droooooool*
OK, u n Maus dans, ai start wurking onna BBQ. Lessee, wii nede
Alot uv martoonies
BBQ
Cordless raydioh
Dans musiks
E…
Extra napkinz
Fud!
Gud dessertz
Hot sawse
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Ice creem
jucee watermellon
kold brewskies
L..
Elebenty steaks…..
Froot skewers…..
Good beer….
Hot buttered corn…
I….
icy creems, manee flaburs!
Jooc, froot
kalamata olibs
L…
lemonadez
mango martoonie
nakked guiz to werk grillz
O..
OOOhhh!! looka dem nekkid guiz!
Ointment fer nekkid guys burnz….
Potatoes…..
Quinoa salad…..
R……
Jinx onna quinoa sald, eeck!
Pinky square!!!!
luvscatsVA – U mite wanna gibb teh nekkid guiz an apron. U kno, 4 teh safetee…
Yep- may need dem fyre-pruf BVDs!
Onyins, slyced
Pop, sodee
Quinoa salad – yum!!
R…
pizza, 4cheez
quite hawt sas
roasted pepprz
Ointment-burn type (for YNG’s conned into working grinn)
Plenty o’ napkins
Quite a lot o’ fermented hops
R…
stiks, hawt dogs-on
tiny sawsages
um….
unusually jumbo shrimp on barby
very lg shrimp on ken
Dat R berree funnee, Kayjoy!
*snert*
Wadur Buffalol wings
Xtra nakims
Y…
Umbrella (for frooty drinks)
Very cold drinks (for YNG at grill, he’s gotta be sweatin)
Watermelon
Roasted veggies….
Seared sea bass…..
Tastee hot dog buns(iz Tastee onlee in Meeshigun??)…..
U….
Donut habbing dem in VLC. Fank CC fur Wander Bred!
VLC ?????
Verree larj Canadia! (Fanks to leeza-b)
ur werlkum!
but I wuz just bein lazy.
yooz a michigander too?
ohai, leosmom! Ar yoo in teh mitten state, too? Dere ar manee manee ov us meeshigum peeps heer! Welkum to our happitayl liddel corner ov teh innertoobs!
Rok musik fur dans
Slaw
Tumatoes
U… *snerk*
No ‘maters wif salmonella kthnx!
noes, jess playn tumatoes, no salolmon–ella oar odderwyse
uglifroot
very many marshmallows fur s’mores
wild shrooms kebabs
x..
Dis ting has stalled aftur teh X…. so I gives it a whirl.
Yummy Haupia-Cheezcake pie
Zippo — to replays the one that went inna orbit earlier.
PB2K- how are u doin after chemo round 3?
I’z akshully sitting in teh bery last infushun ov teh kemo! I brotted mai lappytawp to do sum werks fer a fren, an gots a wireless netwerks to use!
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YAY fer teh IT peeps at teh cancer center!
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So far, I’z doing well. I can feel I’z starting to git tired bery kwicklee, which is teh pleh. I’z hoping taht since tihs course wuz shorter, an i wuz helfier wehn I started it, dat I wont be so tired and pleh as lawng.
{{{{{PB2K}}}}}
Glad yoo iz dooin well.
conga rats on ffl, leeza………… wut iz yer druthers this AM?
ai kin dew teh models dans fur yew
strut dis way, paws
strut dat way, paws
lift legs up laik hors, paws
go dudder wai, paws
walk down runwais, turn turn turn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNopQq5lWqQ
grate song Jamama!
mai 60’s, let me shows yew demz!!!
“I’m too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat…”
exept at deh cawnsurt,eberbunny wuz hittin metamusul insted of “deh odder stuff”
have you seen the line up for Hippiefest? we got’em coming back in a month or so.
Conga-rats, leeza-b.
Wat’s ur wish 4 drinkies & danses?
TOASTY!!
Oh Hai! You taeks mai picshoor too! Kthxbai!
Just – LOLZ!!!!!!!!11!
widdel snooper
duz yew haz inny gushi fuds? oh dat duzznt look likem
ALOL! wut a funneh kitteh!
Ai claym teh floofy caliko!
Sumwun else can has teh “interloper”.
ai can has teh interloper plz? we can spen ower daee’z interloping togeddur
ohai, Jimmba! how is yew??
hai KafleenTNF {{{{{Kafleen}}}}} ai’m okays, jus waitin tew finish wurk so’s ai can go home
. how is yeww?
{{{{{Jimmba}}}}}
been hanging arownd wif teh cheezfrenz tho
ai is good… has been exploring teh interwebs a lot lately… nawt spending sew mush thyme heer
awwwwwwww, ai lurves teh liddel interlolper!!
U 2 can fite ober teh interloper. Warnin: Ai tink he’z orinj, sew handel wif caer 2 b saef from teh poysin.
AI GETZ TEH FLOOFY CALIKO! YAAAAY! ANUDDER WUN 4 MAI COLLECKSHUN! **claps**
ai’s biggest an ai has no kitteh tew cawl ai own so ai shud hab it, my guilt trip, ai shows yew it
Ohai Jimmba *waves floofy paws*
hai Tidmum! {{{{{Tidmum}}}}} hao ar yew?
I is fyne fankyoo
Jess doin mah yooshull procatstinatin bowt cukkin fer teh starvin fambly!!
Playin heer is way bedder
How bowt yoo? Hangin in tehre?
{{{{{{{Jimmba}}}}}}}
Is dis ting on?
i lykes teh look on teh kitteh in teh bakgrownd. he lyke “sry, i applegyze four Ted. he’s speshul”
Loosy Rickardough kitteh alwaiz tryin 2 get on tee-bee.
Luuuucyyy! Yoo got sum ’splainin’ to doooo!
mus be ethel
WAAAAAAAAA….Rickeeeeeee!!!!
bratty litlol brother cat! alwayz in teh way.
Dats okay kitteh- ushully mai fingur in pikshur about heer..
“Whatcha doooooin’? Can Ai halp?”
Yay fer teh FFL, leeza-b. Conc…congrak….hmph. YAYs fer yew!
If we iz habbin teh bbq, Ai’s bringin’ teh nakkins fer teh messes. Anna appuhtite! Ai lerves BBQ and Ai lives in a BBQ dufishunt area.
*Grocery store BBQ sauce-AI DOES NOT WANT!*
Ai’m sittin heer rite nao eattin BBQ fur lunch!! nummy pulled pork!
Slawnat?
Yup.
Yum!
I can has splain plz? Whuts pulled pork?
Ai nawt sure, ether. **whispurrs 2 tidmum: sowndz kinkee 2 mi**
Yah! mee to Heehee
Oh, man!! Deh pulled pork is deh bestest!! U bbq deh pork (slooooow cukin) untill it b soo tender. Den, wen u takes it off deh bbq you shred it adn smozzer it wif deh sawse. mmmmmmmmm. nom nom nom nom nom.
Slow-cooked pork that is pulled apart and usually served on a bun w/BBQ sauce.
Breckendige BBQ,Colorado….BESTEST I’ve ever had!!!
Sowns lyke the Hog roasts we have ober heer.
NomNom Nom Nom………… Drooooooool
Akshully many states claim best BBQ- many varieties- most very good!
inTexas- made with beef usually- in Va or Norf Carolina thats blasphemy!
troo dat!
the idea uv bbq beef.. verry strange to this NC gurl!
I has tried it, and it’s ok.. but nawt teh same!
yeah, what I couldn’t adjust to was the vinegar in NC BBQ. first bite and I thought it had gone bad.
TM- do you cook the hole hog? We call dat a “pig pikken”- big party!
Yah! Is yoosully sumfin tahts cukked at a big orgamiced function rown heer.
I lubs awl teh crunch an joosy stringee bits. Dey put it inna bun wib sagen unyun stuffink an applsawse.
Tehr is awlways a stall doin tihs at teh Annual Folk Festival were I lib.
Lots of Fete’s an fairs hab dem too.
Me,nao I cud has wun ob dem ENNEE tyme
*Droooooooooooooooolllll*……………
oh plz tew stawp!!! ai’m hongreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ohai Jamamakitty
I jess eetid mah borin chikking escalope n rice dinsI putted sum M’erikan hot sawse awn it yummers. I closed mah eyes an pertended it wus hot crunche joosy stikky hog roast…..drooolll… dribble……..
Dang! tehn i oped maiyes an it wuz juss plain ole chikking,rice an hot sawse
Akshully – wuz nawt too bad
Dat’s summfin verry yummy- cooked hole- all de crunchy skin- joose drippin…- we call it a “pikken” cuz u mostly pik it apart wif ur fingers- finger-likken gud! nawt so much fur health tho!
nom to teh pig pikkin…………… drewllllllllllll
Opps…BreckenRIdge…..dey had T-shirts dat sed:
“I got my pork pulled at Breckenridge BBQ”
****tee,hee*****
ooh, eeck – yoo shuld go up to Novi to Red, Hot and Blue – tehy duz a bbbbeeeeerrryyyyy gud pulled pork sammich. mit or mitowt slaw.
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tehy also haz lawts ov odder bbq fings which ar gud, too!
Ai haz seen dat playce but nebber been dere…….dis weekund purrrhaps??
****hhmmmmmm***
PB2K- I just asked up higher on thred- how r u feelin after de pleh chemo?
In HI, you can has kalua peeg — iz peeg cooked on banananana leeves in teh pit slow roasted for hours by teh hot stowns. When they pulls it owt, iz smoky and VERY nummy, and falls aprart less you watchowt. Mmmmm…kalua peeg… nomnomnomnomnom. I can has papr towls?? Lots?
Heer…has sum wet wypes,too……..
Ifinkso kitteh awn eerlier fred shredded teh towels. Nawty kitteh
Well cooked pork shoulder or butt- pulled apart into shreds rather than chopped with BBQ sauce- best with the crispy bits from the outside mixed in- served usually on a bun with cabbage cole slaw- a Southern delicacy!
COLORADO- Nawt!!
Sorree….maybe ai haz to go to VA ahnd try sum ????
JK eeck- bet Colorado haz gud BBQ tew!
DO WANT!!!!!!!!! Droooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllll………………………
if teh funnee – wehn mai appeetight goez awai affer teh pleh kemo, I can conbins maiself to eet iffn teh fuds ar bery hawt or bery cold or bery spicy. So a fren broted mii two boddels ov BBQ sauce frum a gud plaec in GR called Sam’s joint. I’z bin slathering it awn awl mai chickens dat I eet.
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So I’z wif yoo, Tidmum! DO WANT!!!!!!
Is dat GR as in Grand Rapids ???
ayup. shure iz. teh nawt sekkund joint iz in Rockford, akshully. Tehre ar odders arownd, too, but tehy’s all in teh GR area.
Highlee spiced fings is WIN! an spyce is gud fer yoo too
{{{{PB2K}}}}
Oh man, I livs next to a big shoppin mawl wher tey has a BBQ burn-off contest evry summer, an a steer-an-hogg roste as part of it, an for four days I has teh fragrantz of ever kind of sawse, pulld-pork, ribs, chillee, chiking, beefstakes, an all teh trimmins waftin in mah winders….so close to hevun yu can hear teh choir.
Teh catz go sit an stare owt all day
AI wud sit and stare owt awl day,too….
ahnd drool……
Mawm why U not take mah photoo
why doez U like herz bettah than meh
: flicks floofy tayl and goes to sulk in the cornur
*whispurrs*
thish iz a test foar tihs gnu naym. duz WeerdPretzle approov?
Tabbee: “Take me! Take me!”
Calico: “Howm I evvur gonna get a portfoleeo tugether wif Marmalade around? Hmph.”
Butinsky Kitteh sez: Hallo, wutchu doin; ken yuu taike mai pikchure tuu, huh, huh?
Wye ar tohse funnee liddel lites blinkyng onna kamrah?
Haow cums yuu maikes suches funneh faises wen yuu taikes fotos?
Enny reesun yuu ar stayndyng onna flashbulbes adn skwooshyng tehm?
Duz yuur kamrah alwaise leeve aowt liddel puffes ov smoak liek taht?
Yuu luuk weerd wen yuu grindez yuur teef soe haurd;
Wen yuur lite meetre pointez tuu zeeroh, duz iyt meen enneefing??
Haow cum teh doar tuu yuur battree cayse bees oapen, wif nuffin iynsied?? Iys iyt noarmul foar yuu tuu bees hypurvehntilaytyng soe muches???
Shud Ai geyt yuu a papure bagg tuu breeve iyn;
Hmmm, wye ar yuu lobbing teh kamrah offa teh waul adn jumpyng onna kamrah cayse; Wye…?…..Oooooooooffff, Ooooowwwwie, Owwwwch……..!!!!
ROFLMAOPIMP
@@@@elebenty@@@ for teh in-head videeo sekqwense!!!
Wowsers, sew mush goings awn up deer…Cowboy flix, romanticals, adn akshuns, sumfing fawlen frum da sky twerds a bbq pit….oh mai
*grabby paws for popcorms adn comfy seet*
An don furgit YNGs grillin- what more cud wun want?
OH- YNG- cum over heer- we put sum creem onna ur burns…rite fikshunkitteh? (if ur a gurl)
Yas, ai halp puttings creem onna YNG berns (me a gerl) drool
Duzzint rooin. IMPROOVZ. Wun kitteh iz byootiifuhl an tew iz gorjuss.
I think this may be my favorite LOLcat EVER. And that’s saying something.
photobombing…
NO its MY closeup!!!
oh, i thot u sayz coloured pictoor
no black & white!