curious kitteh ruins
curious kitteh ruins photo op
picture: Christopher B. Romeo. lol caption: bobsmom
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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hay! Mr deMille sed this wuz MY closeup!!
*Walks in with big makeup powder puff*
*Fwoooomph!*
OK. She reddy nao…
**kaff kaff kaff**
These assisistents… I can’t werk liek this!
Quiet on teh set! Quiet on teh set!
*Holds up clapper*
ICHC, Teh Moobie, Take 1
*CLAP*
And… AKSHUNS!
I fergetted my line
um… ai fergetted my line
.
(ai’m awlso habbing identity ishoos.)
*comes runnin’ with script*
*points to highlighted cue prompts*
*scatters*
*tips a bag of catnip on the stage lighting*
there’s nip heer? I’m sorry– I need mai break nao.
**emerjes from a cloud of fayse powder**
**pawses dramatickally on the starecase**
**trips on teh dongle lying on the top step**
**tumbuls to teh bottum of teh stares and lands wif her skurt over her hed**
*oops*
CUT!
MAKEUP!
*Fwoooomph!*
*Holds up clapper*
ICHC, Teh Moobie, Take 2
*CLAP*
And… AKSHUNS!
CUT!!
um, teh makeup.. shud be on teh FAYSE, rite??
**wipes pawder off nether rejuns**
LOLZ!!!
Hey! Who left dat dongle jus layin aroun???? Sumbunny kud gets hurtid….*wanders off, muttering to self*
hack hack hack…. too mush makeup!!! ai cannot werk in dese condishuns!!!
.
*storms out. trips over own ego*
HAY! NawtFust! yur still wareing yur kostoom!
*lolz at teh syte ov nawtfust trying tew git in hur kawr wyul waring a hoop skirt*
Greeting, Fair Maiden. Are you my co-star in this cinematic endeavor?
git reel!
yur no knyte! I’d lyke tew see yu kross blaydz wif Reepicheep!
hay! hoo invited dis wun??!?!?!!?!
central casting
harrumph!!
Well, I think we need to rehearse a bit before filming…
*Opens his script*
Ah yes! The love scene is next!
“Hey…I didn’t get a harumph outta that guy…”
“Give your governor a harumph!”
(RIP,Harvey Korman)
HarumphHarumphHarumphHarumph!
FTW!
sorry. ai am taking mai brake. ai’ll be in mai trailer sniffing nip
it’s nawt an addiction. ai can stawp any thyme ai want *twitch*
get teh debreefing cart, Maus, luks like another intervenshun!
*Slowly walks in, dripping BBQ sauce*
Here’s teh cart. Can yoo handul tihs wun? I needs to rinse off…
***KTNF runs abowt wildly,den stawps in teh middul
uv teh room,luks arownd awl cwazy-liek wif dialated eyez,
ahnd taykes off runnin agin****
Sure….yur fyne…….
ware iz teh nip polees?
**luks over teh contents uv cart**
**picks up chane saw… putz it back down**
Mumbles to self ‘I is nawt traned in debreefings’…
OOO! this mite be yoosful.
**picks up trankwilizer darts**
**shoots hurself in foot**
awr yu talkn abowt yurself, oar nawtfurst?
Stat, Wii has a sekond victum ob possy bull oberdoze.
*cracks thermos of stayj-paw cawfee*
here gib leeza cupp dis……oughta counter-act any tranq in exis, egzzc….der is inna world.
**WHOO!**
THAT CAWFEES SUMTHIN ELSE DAN!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHERE’S KAFLEEN?
WHO’S ON FURST?
given extreem nip-reaction, prolly at crafts table takin alla moon pies.
ready when you are CB.
Finally! Someone who knows what they’re doing! Quick! The leading lady has walked out. Get into her costume and get back here right away!
HA!
*whispers to Kafleen and DK*
Dan will nevver fit into that dress. I had to eet selery for a munth to get into it.
*lolz at teh syte ov dan in teh dress*
mmm… celery… so flavrful and succulent….
.
oh… nebbermynd. I thot yew ment cheezburgr
oh, dear.
*grabs stuff and makes dead-mans walk*
y’all pray for me……
Great! You’re back. OK, the next scene is the love scene…
unless this is a tragic-comedy……gimme a minute more working on…with LB
please, I just can’t take another drag.
Where is that boy?!!! He’s running around all over the place!
purrhaps hez nawt yoosed tew beeing an actress. hez just a stayj paw, yu noes. ai dunt finkso he can handul it!
HAY, Dan! suck it up adn tayk it lyke a man!
*mutters* yeah, take it like a man? inna dress?
he’s prolly already sucking lots of stuff up just to fit in2 teh dress! Hao kin wii ask moar ov him!
veri eesilee. HAY, DAN! TAHT DRESS MAYKS YU LUK FAT! SUK IT IN SUM MOAR!
LOLZ!
Genderbender- compleet!
hoo duz dan haz tew mayk owt wif?
yes, hoo duz dan haz tew mayk owt wif?
Well… unless my co-star come back… Me!
Oh my.
**rememburs vague rememberies abowt tarnished armor and so forth**
Dan, u may want to rethink ur career, hunny.
*checks clappur for nayme of ICHC moobie*
“Borkback Poutin’”
o ur rite no1!
I must haz come to the rong set. There’s no part for me heer!
but…but….nobuddy can put like yoou can, reallly. If Hill Swank can do it? Think of Julie Andrews, woman playing a man playing a woman.
Ya can do it, I knowes ya can.
er… nobuddy can pout…rather.
O I did lurve Victor Victoria!!
**ponders**
But think uv wut this cud do fur yr career!
U’r doing a prettie gud powt urself rite now..
……and nobuddy else has your grace, your style, your charisma, your…..yr….je’nsai quoi….
ahm not poutin’, ahm panikin. Ah lurned early on that for an actor…I’m one helluva technician.
well… luks like ur off the hook fur now ennyway Dan!
I think owr director’s taken a powder.
(how appropreeyat)
I thinks he wuz runnin over budget.
I herd the skirrlz had formed a union and were demandin hazard pay.
oh leeza-b!!!! are yew otay????? duz yew need a floofy blankey anda chawklit possum? mebbe a martoonie?
fanks Kafleen, I will sip teh martoonie while the direcktor screems about lighting and otter stuffs….
**daintlee flicks a bit uv makeup owt uv teh martoonie glass*
um…….hai mam…..got the music ya like, got the snack ya like (thank got for runners), got wardrobe wurkin onna new dress, and gotta new make-up artist…..behold YNG.
now this is wut I calls a professhunal!!
**offurs Dan a martoonie**
Thankx, the show reallllyyy needs ya, the director needs ya, the rest of the stayj-paws need ya, your audience realllly, reallllly needs ya.
*on knees* Pleeeese, pleese, ples, pls come on back on the set.
sowry Dan… I wuz at the rong stage.
I wuz sposed to be at Stage D fur the flmining uv
“Jezebelbub”
A suthern bell gone bad. I takes teh dress, but u haz to go play the roll of Jed in this moobie.