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…then let the dough rise till it fills the pan

dis is wut it will look liek afteh it haz risen.

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  1. zauberflote says:

    ahhhhh…..ROFLPIMP!!!!!!

  2. caretroll says:

    Plz not to putting teh kitteh in teh oven

    • Callista says:

      Dun worrie. Nobuddy wud evar do sumthin that meen to a kewt kitteh like taht wun.

    • teho says:

      …won’t somebody think of the ovens?!??

      • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

        *looking thoughtful, ponders the ovens*

      • I just disparaged my oven a little while ago. I was timing something for dinners and used my brand-new, cobalt-blu Lux timer. Teh kittehs was startlefied when teh bell ringed, but I telled them it was not nearly as obknocks… oblong… omnivorous… not nearly as annoying as teh BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT that teh oven timer says.

        Fascinating, I knoes.

        • zauberflolute says:

          What, u ate fast up ur noez? Dat playne rong!

        • nightshayde says:

          Niec choyce on teh cobalt-blu. :) Ai haz teh cobalt-blu KitchenAid mixer. Itz a bery prittee color.

          Hao iz Miss Esme doin?

          • Thx! I has teh cobalt-blu and white as my kitchen colors. I hadded a white Lux timer for elebenty years but it died recently. I had wanted a blu one ever since I sawr one in teh store ages ago but it seemed silleh to buy one when teh old one workded just fine. But when teh old one died, I couldn’t find a blu one anywhares, not even online! Then I writed teh Lux peeps and they gived me a phone # of Ace Hardware in Florida and they ordered one for me… which drop-shipped from Lux. Why teh Lux peeps couldn’t just send it to me, I dunno.

            I also has a blu fud processor (even though I hardly ever has blu fuds) and a blu coffee maker, which makes black coffee. And lotsandlots of blue glass cooking dishes, spatulers and sillycon baking dishes, blu wineglasses (red wines look real purdy in them) and blu drinking glasses. Oh, and flatware wif blu handles. My dinner plates? Cranberry, why?

          • Oh, and Esme is doing pretty ok, thx. I worries about her a little, but under teh circumstances I guess it could be worser.

      • shaungrl says:

        Dat kitteh not goin to fitz in *AN* oven.

        But kitteh bread be the bestest…no carbs. I has puppeh bread, too, at my house. Barucha(Aussie) makes *bread* on my tummy while holding her ‘baby’ in her mouth. Too cute.

  3. Katzi says:

    Nuthin sez luvin like sumthin frum da ovin! (But Ai agree…NO putting kitteh in da ovin OK?)

    • cweenmj says:

      *wif a powtee luk on fais*
      But, but, but, but, … kitteez b deh berry luvinest! Duzn’t dat meen dey MUST b frum deh uvin??? Adn dey kan’t b frum deh uvin, if u doan b putting dem in deh uvin.
      .
      *stompz off muttering bowt needing 2 find a kitteh 2 b puttin in deh uvin*

      • caretroll says:

        You come back here right this instant, young lady! We’ll see about putting kitties in the oven! Your Pa will tan your hide if he hears about this!

        • teho says:

          Sunscreen first, of course.

          • nightshayde says:

            Dat wuz joak grenayd fur meh. Dint get at nawt sekund, den kaBLAM! Ai lold. ;)

          • gascat says:

            don ferget da sun glasses…..

            ….13 daiz n countn!…….. me n gascat n fishykitteh pak, pak, pak awl dai lawng…. fishykitteh getz ta go ta CAMP nex week sos jus gascat n me finishn up stuf….. sumtimz I finks weiz doin ok, odder timz gets headamaache jus lukin at da house…
            finamally found hous in westy linn oregun ta rentz! we wuz gettn panicki! , mai clas nawt sos gret ackshuly….. can’t get stoopi team membas ta do anifing….me n wun odder peeps doin da hole fing! I tireged ub it!!!! claz endz sam dai I moveez…. cud be inerestn…..
            weiz awl beri, beri, tigered….. weiz been lurkn nawt postn much….
            still hear doh!

            momcat

            • {{{momcat}}}
              *Slow jazzy blues playing in background*
              O teh mov N iz the Pleh E ist taht ebber tehre cuud bii
              An tihs sowndz juzt liek a sawng (o woncha singalawn wif mii)
              Teh clazmaetz ar sew lazee, but teh prof wheel sii rite fru
              coem sing wif us wii’re mov N win teh skuul’z owt bluuz

              wii’re mooovN win teh
              skuul’z
              owt
              bluuuz
              *tiny stick-like jazzhands*

        • cweenmj says:

          *Stompz bak adn stikkz owt tung.*
          *powt, powt, powt*

  4. bubbyscranky says:

    Mmmm. Kittehloaf.

  5. nightshayde says:

    Hao duz wun knead a kitteh? Teh kittehz yoozhullee duz teh kneadingz…

    • Is self-kneading!

      But hay, whut about ME and MY kneads? Hmmmm?

      • BGee says:

        I need a kitten!
        But ai kant haz a kitten.

        • Can u has 2 kittens?

          • BGee says:

            Aid luv 2 kittehs! Aid luv 4! But senior kitteh is 16 yr old grouch. She gitz verrrry puffytaild aroun stranjeerkitts. Wuldn’t want hur tew eet a bebbeh kitteh.

            • eeckthecat says:

              She wud hafta catch bebbeh kitteh furst…..

              • BGee says:

                She iznot fast, but haz teleportation skills well honed and praktised. Wud not hav tew chase bebbeh, just pop up where bebbeh would be.
                Or wud just bite another hol in mai leg as did once b4 when intruder cat distoorbed her.
                Ouch x 2

            • When I gotted Esme, I hadda 12-year-old grouch who was used to bein a only kitteh. So I on purpose got a female kitten, 4 months old. Female, so Mr. Grouch wouldn’t be threttened, and a bigger kitten so she could outrun him and mabye make him feel protective.

              When I brang her home and he sawr that there was *gasp* a kitten in teh house, he runned and hided under my bed. They was best frenz in about a day andahalf.

              • BGee says:

                Sevrl tims a year ai almos take a chance an stop by teh adopshun shelter. When Jr Kitteh does finly nok on our door, I hope Sr. kitteh adjusts as qwik/as well as urs.

                • I was teh lucky, troo. But if u has enuff room, u can has another kitteh in teh house whare ur kitteh cannot see it, only smell it. Then u switch rooms so they can smell each other up close wifout gettin personal. It takes a while but it can be done moar or less smoovly.

                • lightchild79 says:

                  wai dunt yoo taek ur kitteh tu deh shelr wif yoo tew lokking at teh kittehs and see yif derz wun hee warmz upto?oar to deh petsmart kitteh area?iffn yoo haz wun….

        • leosmom says:

          why kany ewe haz a kitteh?

  6. Chessie says:

    I must admit, dis is 1 half-baked idear… ;)

  7. Mmm… kitteh bred! Made from scratch!

  8. Kimmiebirdie says:

    its… kittehloaf! My faverit snak.

  9. eeckthecat says:

    Kitteh souffle is almos dun…….

  10. Aegis Runestone says:

    XD I love this one.

  11. mary O'Spockn says:

    hi, Big Burgers, if you’re there. Thanks for taking down the offensive linkee on the Lolcatus pic; and, indeed, looks like you had to throw out the baby wif teh bafwatah?

    • eeckthecat says:

      Wow…yer rite!
      Teh whole fing is gone !

    • Annipuss says:

      I sent a message to the Big Burgers and they said that they couldn’t stop the link so had to remove the whole post – the links are outside their control

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      okayz- sum of youz may wanna moob on cuz this is sorta unfun, but heer’s an emayl exchnj frm teh Big Brgrs.

      On Tue, Jun 10, 2008 at 4:39 PM, wrote:

      Do you intentionally have a very offensive link underneath the I r lolcatus pic?
      Just the link title bothers me.

      I object strongly.
      Mary D……
      Mary O’Spockn
      Sweetpea et al

      In a message dated 6/11/2008 3:03:58 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, icanhascheezburger@gmail.com writes:
      Hai,

      The related links is something that WordPress (our blogging platform) does automatically, so it’s something that we don’t do or have any control of. But we have removed the post because of the offensive links.

      Sorry about that!

      kthxbai

      Tofuburger

      reply from M………@aol.com this morning.

      So, is that sort of thing acceptable to WordPress? Is there a place to complain about that? *ahem*. I would like to speak to their supervisor. Maybe disassociate myself completely from any WordPress accounts, if that is their standard.
      Mary

      • tessm says:

        * lolspeak off *
        * warning, long boring explanation & guesswork ahead *

        Here’s how I *think* it works:
        You have one .php file that defines how to display all the posts. It has the “possibly related posts” generator included in it, so that “feature” can’t be tweaked or disabled on a post-by-post basis, as with some other general WP features. (For all I know, WP may give you some kind of hosting deal or something if you use this feature — because it creates traffic for other WP sites — so they wouldn’t want it disable-able.)

        I’m guessing the related posts thingy looks for other posts on WP sites that have the same tags or keywords. I’m also guessing that you can put some kind of max rating on what shows up, like you can with WP avatars and gravatars — G, PG, R, etc. — because naughty sites use all kinds of keywords to try to get traffic, so otherwise we’d have all kinds of stuff on here every day.

        Also I’m sure the BB’s filter comments for questionable content and spam, as there is very little spam on here if any — but this item wasn’t a comment, so it may not have been filtered to the BB’s usual standards.

        In this case, something on the lolcatus post (prob the borg reference) must have been a keyword or tag match for the other post, and the fact that the post title had *** all over it meant that it wasn’t caught by any filters that are in place.

        If all this assuming is on-target, my suggestion to the BBs would be to remove all keywords and/or tags in the lolcatus post, and see if that gets rid of the nasty link. ???

        * end of long boring explanation *

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          thnx fur taking the time to splain. the pic is back up, sans the pleh link, thank CC

          • tessm says:

            Obviously my idea worked, ha ha — by the time I posted all that I think it was already back up. :)

            It was an unfortunate combination of circumstances. Not the BB’s fault that someone posting stuff like that has gone out of the way to avoid filters by using all the *** .

  12. kimkiwi says:

    O hai ebberywun ai jest wornted to sai thx fer teh veddy veddy postings tewday. Ai am habbing bads at werk and is grumpieperson, but iz readed teh posts and now ai has a happy. Kthxbai.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      uh ohes. gwumpy person. you didn’t get cot in dat invershun thingee, didja?
      here, has sum mango/pineapple yoghurt smooviee while we round up teh dart gun…

      • kimkiwi says:

        Noes. Wun of twerkmates sended me a meanie emayle sayink “yew dont noes how to does yur job” and she also sended it to mai boss. Nd ai am beink tolled to tork to twerkmate naicely bout teh emayle.
        Pleh. Ai shud jest go nd werk wib kittehs.

        Thx fore teh smooviee.

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          yur welcom. is tastee & nootrishus & heps bild up teh strngf – in sum circustances teks lots o strngf to be nice, eh?

          • nightshayde says:

            Anom!

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              i wuz preechin to da kwire, i sees.

              • nightshayde says:

                *nod*
                But fink wut a niec wurld wii wud hav if moar ppl uzed der strngf to be niec ravver den meen.
                Yieks – aiz gettin fill… phyl…. tew deep. Tiem fur sum retayl therapee!
                *waevz bye-bye as she runs owt teh door wif a qwikness*

          • kimkiwi says:

            *krawls to blenda, froes in sum kiwifrootz nd struberries nd yoggit nd maykes smoovie fore Mary*

            Hea yew go Mais Oui. Nt kwite strong nuff tew maek teh choklit pavlova, sorree.

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              KIWIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yay! is teh purrfekt!!
              i wuz jest wishing i had sum o’ dem & starberries!
              slurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurp
              *rude noise as straw reaches the bottnom of teh glass*

              sowy!

              • kimkiwi says:

                Doan bee sowy – teh bist part of teh smoovies is teh noyse at teh bottnom.

                Is phunny taht merikan peepls calls teh kiwifroot kiwis. We kiwis call teh small fliteless byrd teh kiwi. So when peepls tork bout kiwi smoovies ai has hole ubber mentyl piktur.

                *reachez fore sharp stik to poke mind’s eye out wib*

                Taht’s betr.

                • O noe, wud bii liek teh frog en blendr joeks (kinda gross axshually, but taht’s 2nd gradrz foar yew.)

                  • mary O'Spockn says:

                    oh nooooooooooooooooooooooes! can’t take the froggiee joakes…
                    runz away wif blender wif remaining non-birdsmoothee product.

                  • kimkiwi says:

                    Eggackerly liek teg froggie in blendah joek.

                    Mai twizted mynd, let me show yew it.

                    How are yew today smom?

                    • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                      wun of teh funniest things ai saw in NooZeeLand wuz a air museum. Had a NZ air force fighter plane outside, mounted like it wuz zooming by. Very dramatic. On the wings, had the symbol, apparently, of the air force. Red circle. Inside the circle … wait for it … a kiwi. Choice of bird for symbol of fierce flying fighting forces … you are doing it wrong. (But the bird itself, on its own territory, has much win and awesum).

                    • Ai am fyne an very grateful nawt tew bii libbing bak in teh Middlewezt. Wuz lurking @ pitchrs of fluds. Maeks teh snow :shock: (yeah snow… whuts wif taht? Ai am nawt in N00SealLand, rly!!) wii had tihs marnin nawt sew bad axshually.

                      {{{KimKiwi}}}

  13. Cottleston Pie says:

    I think it’s riz.

  14. camaryn Chambers says:

    That bread looks delicious… and cute!

  15. Eve says:

    Spunjblob Skwaerkitteh!

  16. CARLAJONES says:

    HA HA! THT FUNNEY! I NEVUR SEED FUNNEY FOTOS LIEK THIS! I WUTCH THIS SIHGT MOER OFFUN! YEAH! GOODY!

  17. CARLAJONES says:

    PUR KIDDEE! YEAH! GOODY!

  18. cweenmj says:

    **Long silence.**
    **Nite watchman wokz frew adn anownsez:**”Ten twenny-for adn awlz we-ell!”
    **Moar silence.**

  19. cweenmj says:

    *cweenmj wokz down JCH4K Blvd 2 deh rownd-a-bowt. Lukz at deh stachoo uv JCH4K in deh middul uv deh fowntin in teh middul uv deh rownd-a-bowt. Takez off shooz adn sokkz and rolz up pant legz. Hopz over teh edj uv deh fowntain adn splashingz in deh wadderz.*

    • Harry says:

      Doan steps on ay gloldfishies!

    • cweenmj says:

      Oohh. luk. a lukkee penne.
      *pikz up pennee owtta deh fowntin.*
      Hhhmmmm. Neber saw an ICHC pennee b4. Haz kitteh on wun side and cheezberger on uzzer side.

      • cweenmj says:

        Oh Hai Harry, C’mon in!! Teh wadders fine!

        • Harry says:

          Dis kitteh duzn’t likes to getz teh feetses wet, but I luvs lukkin at the fishies and the shiney munnies. Duz yu thinks LCB would likes tu luk at the munnies in the sunlite when they’s all sparkly too?

    • Harry says:

      Hau meny pennees duz elebenty cheezburgers cost? If you’re (notiss proper apostrophizing) luckee, den maybee it will costed yu onlee wun! Yay for yu!

      • cweenmj says:

        I b sew glad u asking dat, Harry. Cuz ebberyfing here in Cheezland b yerz fer deh asking. Der b no need fer munneez. I wunderz wut dhe pennee b gud 4?
        Onlyest fing I can fink uv b deh gud luk charm.

        • Harry says:

          Maybee it wuz a relick frum the time-space invershun thingee that happened, and breefly in Cheezland nufing wuz free :shock: :shock:

          • cweenmj says:

            Kud b. I will b keeping dis pennee az a reminder uv dose strainj
            happeningz. *putz pennee in pokkit*
            *klimez owt uf fowntin adn wokz wif Harry.*

            • Harry says:

              Doan forgetz your shooz – der wuz meny martoonie glasses here tudai; wudn’t want yu to hurz yur paws!

            • cweenmj says:

              Is u b habbing funz heer in Cheezland, Harry?

              • Harry says:

                Yes, dis b berry much funz plaice! Butt my cents of humurous iz not az gooey Cheezy like mostest of the peeps here, so I just lurks and snurks most of the tyme. I finks my innertubes has a slow leak in it too, cuz it takes a long tyme for stuffs to get frum here to Cheezland and back again! But me and mai kittehs is glad to have fownd such a hillaryious place to plai!

                • cweenmj says:

                  I well b noeing deh slooow intertube blooz. :-(
                  But teh funz heer b werf deh hassul. ;-)
                  Glad u kud kum owt 2nite.
                  *opunz door 2 deh ty booteek adn turningz on deh lites.*
                  *handz Harry a CHRG wif orinj kitty faisez on it.*
                  keep dis handy in case uv emminent splortagez.

  20. Vixen says:

    Oh I haff teh fun wen eber I visit this site. (Altho im steel gettin use2 your lolspeak) if eber I find a funneh pictur that makes me lol, I show it 2 ebery body on mii blogs and tell them to visit. Haff a good night ebery one!
    *puts on slippedy slippers and sneaks quietly to bed*

    • Duffy says:

      Hi Vixen – We ar glad yr here!! Lolspeek is not rekwired: only rule is “play nise or go home” an yu are followin it jus fine!! Com an play ennytime!:smile:

  21. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Nuffin sez luuvin liek sumefin frum teh obbin, adn KittehLoaf sez iyt beyst!!!!!!

  22. Duffy says:

    I jinerally punch teh duff down a coupla times at this stage but I dont fink that’d be a gud idee wit dis resipee…

  23. Roar says:

    Dat kitteh is obeast.

  24. jmuhj says:

    Ai lol’d an lol’d, but akshullii, iivun thow this kitteh verii hansum an awl, niidz tew gow onna dai-it. Foar hiz gud helth.

  25. snowrose says:

    kity loaf alert! iz vry larg…

  26. mel-l-co0l-j says:

    all of you are sick!!!

    i’m embarrassed to be an animal lover.

  27. mel-l-co0l-j says:

    all of you are disgusting.

    take care of your cat, dumbass. would you post a pic of an obese family member for laughs.

    your cat’s going to die of heart failure or diabetes. i’m sure (s)he’s already aerobically unfit, and fairly unhappy.

    idiot.

    • greystar13 says:

      oah gett off yur soapy boxes and lern to rel… relas… be not so stressful. Is cyoot and fuzzy kitteh in box, is most amusing. ’sides, kittehs cans be so big n still be healfy. Mai nawt-brudder (dat woulds be ’sister’) haz a kitteh dis bigs, and da docternarian sez she is fine. So if u’s cannot say nice thingz, go somewherez else.

  28. craig says:

    holy shit, that IS garfield, thats almost scary lmao!!

  29. Wow, this cat is really , what do you call it , Hmm… has big bones. This picture is very funny. Wonder how they get the cat to span out like that. Interesting!

  30. greystar13 says:

    LOL dis be luking liek a x beetwen mai sis… sisist… mai nawt-brudder’s kitteh and hers hubzand’s kitteh. Herz is ’squisee’ she sez (meaning fatt like boalling bawl) but is nawt poizinus orangey kitteh. Hiz be toxic orangey, but nawt so large. NEWAY iz fuunny amd cyoot.

  31. aJ says:

    juzzz fallowin the inztruktionz…..

  32. Jackie says:

    LOL!

  33. Anna says:

    Huuuuuuuuge kitteh!!!


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