
well would you look at that. the paper towels are fighting again.
o noes. nd i jus ran awt of paper.
picture: Sarah K.. lol caption: qzumaki
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well would you look at that. the paper towels are fighting again.
o noes. nd i jus ran awt of paper.
picture: Sarah K.. lol caption: qzumaki
Shreddies for brekky!! yay!!
Conga rats shoe laces on ur nawt sekkund, Harry! Wot kinda drinksies and dansies would u like? *clinking the glasses in bottels in anticipation*
Dun wurry bout dem speels! We gots lots uv towls!
Mebbe sumthing more yummy fur sellybrashun? sinnanomnom rolls?
It haz lahtsa fyber – gud fur teh tummy.
me no leik sinnanomnom rolls. yukkiy.
Mutiny on the Bounty!
all hail teh mains…
no tahts nawt rite.
all man teh main ships…
nawt rite eithr.
oh, screw it…NOM ATTACK!!!!
LOL! Pretty inspired for this early in the morning.
["When the Levee Breaks" drum loop]
Becaaaaause!
Mutiny on the Bounty’s what we’re all about
We’re gonna board your ship and turn it all out…
Sumtimes the insomkneeya helps, sumtimes it doant!
ROFL. *Snort* *ize teer up* : )
Grate fur spillz, not so grate for kitteh.
I dunno, kitty grates it pretty fine.
You should have been here a minute ago – they were really going at it. I told them you wouldn’t be very happy with them, and they quit just before you came in the room. Honest. Aren’t you glad I was here to stop them?
The paperwurk nebber ends!
Noe jawb iz finnisht til teh papur wurk iz fr00.
2 tru, way 2 tru
Dey weere weali goid wiph da fitin i codnt sdop em
Luv ur lolspeek Brecken!!!
Ai liek how deh haz coordinated tylewurk wif kitteh- nice touch! Himz jus minden himz own bizzness dere…
Maaaaaaa! papur towlsssss fightin agin.
Ohai, eberybuddy….just was watching teh morning news, and dey said Icanhascheezburger won a Webby! I think dey said for weirdness, but dey just didn’t get it at all, so mebby some oder div…dive…duh…kittehgorey.
Ack shoe alley, ICHCB won 2 People’s Voice awards…one for humor and one for weird. Teh Webby itself went to different sites. Here’s the link:
http://www.webbyawards.com/webbys/current.php?season=12
One ov mai kittehs insists on eetin’ papur towls insteed ov her fuds. Acktuly, she eets any papur she can git. Napkinz, papur towels, birfday cards, toylit papur, etc. Aneewun else has that problm wif teh kitteh?
Kitteh needs hur fyburs.
mai kittehs nom grass wen dai want fyburs. mai kittehs r indoors kittehs. Wii used to get teh specyl kitteh grass, but den wii saw it was jus rye grass seed, durt and furtilizer. Add watr, put in sunlite.
If kitteh stil nom papr or plaztic, fybur nut teh problem. Try puttin powervul hot sauce on papers n plaztics, so kitteh lern dat papers n plaztics not fur nomming.
Ifen dat no werk, den consilt a expert, lyk a vet.
Mai kittehs seam tew hab a plaztik defishunsee……tehy noms awn bagz, rappurs, enefing tehy kin git dere widdle pointee teefs n2!
Manee tanks fur awl advices!! >^_^<
Mi Daisy noms tissues. I hied dem – dont seem 2 hurt her when she findz dem & noms.
Hi, Hyla’s Brook.
I saw ur long post on dat Fail Blog pic abowt teh maff quiz and teh stoopy jurks wutt sed twerpy
stuff too u.
So I bited dere butts.
I didunt go back, tho, cuz I noo dey wud bee even stoopiur an I wud gett maddur. Butt I juss wunted u
too noe dat I saw u on dere in dat lonely stoopy strange place (LOL) and saw your familiar name and had a happy! an I thot, “Dat’s our Hyla’s Brook!!” and she r sayin
sumfin intelligent an dose @#$% brasser frassers r bein poopyheds too her
an I wunnted too hoof dem!!
*deep breff*
Um, dat’s all…
yes! tu ob mai kittehz doo dis.
Wun ub dem tu da pointee-end dat we canno uze da roll fing in da bafroom but hab to keep da toylit paypur in a cuverd fing. Odderwiez he eeetz it!
kitteh surveys the damage after a hard fought battle
Srsly, invisibul goggeh!
I cuden’t stop dem. Dey wents too fast.
Dekkuratin – yer doin it wif flare.
Da towelz r alwayz fightin! Toylet paprz 2!
*sweepy, sweepy* Awlwaze gotta kleen up afta dese papur tawels. Wye dey awlwaze fitin so mush?
Luk wat TEH GOGGIE did! Yeh, teh goggie.
Wat u meen, wii no has a goggie?
>=|
Jesus Christ. Are you all five? No, you’re probably all in your thirties trying to relive cuter days.
Jesus Christ? No, sorry he’s not on this thread right now.
As far as your other comments, UR JEST JELL-US!
yesh, stoopie lolllll wutever………… jus go wai!!
iz a loltroll??? Nebbbur meeted wun befur.
O, very nice! Sponge Bob Cranky-Pants.
That was 4 “lollllll” not rhsb. I lyked rhsb’s kommints.
Wow. What a bright future you must have.
Probably in diplomacy.
[high-five]
The thing that never fails to amaze me is what brought these people here, and
after they see who is posting, why they deign to stay and honor us with their
pearls of wisdom.
Like a person who spends much energy and bile screaming himself blue in the
face about an obese stranger, one is left wondering, “Why? Why do these some
times exceedingly verbally cruel people bother wasting their time on this place
that they claim to disdain? Why not just do the Jamamakitty and…..GO WAI DEN!”
Is this silly fun somehow sinful in their eyes? What causes them to think other
foolish pasttimes, such as watching Jerry Springer, are somehow more worthy?
Who died and made them Judge of Worthy Pasttime Spending?
I just cannot understand it.
ai fot mebbe yew wuz nawt happitail wit me 4 sum reason……… mebbe we is jus online at diffrunt times…… *wispurrrr…… ai miss yew*
MEE??
U thot ME wuz nawt happitail witchu???
Whyebbur furr?
For a while noaw I has been habbin problems wiff teh boy. He r bein rite
nawtee and is gibbin me much sad. So I has not had as much mental energy
an not on as much, wchich also gib me a sad…
{{{{{{{{{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}}}}}}
Aifinkso sum peepz nawt fills mportnt unelse tehy R bashin oar beel it’lling ovver peepz…mebbeh mayks dem fills the beeg.
*wispurrs* Teh beeg butt heds :p
*shouts* poopy heds!!
You know, mebbee is troo a littul bowt jellussee….. tis a lot of fun too play.
Sum peepul theenk u cant play ennymoar wen u grow up.
I not ebbur grow up.
my firties are in my reervyoo mirror an getting smaller all teh time
Ai iz in mai last yr of 30′s. Oh, well. At leest we did has cuter daze! Ai fink taht lolo-whatever never did.
Why tehy must comment insted of go wai? iz teh ego an low self-esteem — tehy can’t jus leeve and say qwietlee to self “iz nawt fur me” — tehy has to bee shure sumwun HEERS tehm wen tehy sez it. Can’t stand teihr own company.
teh fortees iz awsum. do not feer teh fortees.
*phew* cauz Ai haz tehm!
Lurk, LM! Wii ar sew lar sis tem ick lee riilayted!!!
I r lookin forward too teh fiftees.
dunno as I’ll make it to 50, 40 damn near put me down, permanently.
Srsly? 40 wutt?
41 now
naw….I meened 40 …wutt? martoonies? lashes wiff a wet noodull?
wuzz teezin…
oh aye, thick as a brick, that’s me.
hmm whale Ai am jest wun yeer yur eldr…
but Ai steel feel 12… O cajunally 15. 17 iz tew angsty.
Yur luckee – nuffin in mai reervyoo mirror is gettin smaller!
Interestingly enough, this person has appeared here before in a similarly acid vein…leading me to presume that thon is a masochist. Else why bother?
Tehy tihnk tehy ar teh sadist, but wii doan caer nuf foar ett tew wurk.
{{{Ohai Duffy!}}}
Hmmm.
Mebbeh they seecretlee wunts too play wiff us butt feels too stoopy too do it.
Mebbeh sumday dey will obburcum dere feer and change dere postur name and
join us.
Love your site, it’s on my yahoo home page and I look at your funny pics everyday. Just saw on the news that your site won the weirdest website award, congrats. I wouldn’t call you weird, though, lol. I really enjoy all your funny pics of all animals, keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcum, Redcat’s Mom!!! We r happy to meet yu! Drop bak by offun! (Lolspeek not rekwired of corse.)
ai googloled it an it wun a humor webby………. nawt weird altho that werks tew!!!
Akshullly, ICHC got deh peepulz voice fer bof: humor & weird.
Dhe fishul webbies wenting 2 sum uzzer sitez.
yep, tyme fur teh troll-allert agan… sum peeps jus don get itt.
dat’s ok. sum nebber will, eider….. tehy FAIL!
*sigh* ai jest wish efurbuddy wud jest ignore teh trolly trolls. It’d mek dem go ‘way faster.
I love the clever answers that they beat the trolls into submission with, keep ‘em up – they make this 30 + +some more laugh. I have major health issues that slow me right down, but when I’m here the child that’s trapped inside that wants to run and jumps and climb trees but can’t gets to come out.
Thank you to all the cheezpeeps who fill y days with delight. Love and happiness to everyone, furry or not so furry.
{{{Matilda}}}
{{Matilda}}
*Rapz Matilda in floofee blankee. *
Welkum 2 Cheezland!! Kum adn play wif us weneber u kan. Wii awlwayz b liking 2 hab peepz joyning us. Don’t b wurrying bowt deh lolspeek. Just jumping in and habing funz.
.
U sitz rite heer, I get u a welkumming prezzint. brb.
*Zipz 2 teh ty-booteek. Lukz arownd adn pikkz up a cuppla fingz.*
*zipz bak 2 matilda adn sitz neggzt 2 her.*
Heer b a lubblee 50z bavving cap, pinkee wif liddul seehorseez on it. It will protekking ur hed frum deh splortz. Adn I sneekted into deh bak ruum and fownded a pare uv floofee kittee slipperz 4 u. Dey be majikkle: wen u wanting 2 play, dey kum 2 life adn frolik adn purr 4 u. Dey will prollee klime deh treez, 2. But unlike deh reel kittehz, dese will awlwayz kum wen u kawlling dem.
.
*Handz matilda a chokklit martoonee (duzn’t interact wif enny meds!)*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!
Welcoem 2 Cheezland, Matilda!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INdjRCNcZj0
I have a feeling your story is not uncommon.
Lots of reasons people feel at home here.
All the more reason @#$% trolls need a good hoof upside dey hed.
Hugs to you {{{Matilda}}},

Come back and jump in anytime.
The water is warm and beautiful.
And, {{{catsablanca}}},
You are the billabong!
I never knew all that about that
song, we just sang it, nawt no-in
wut we wuz singin bout.
(gimme anudder tissu)
Yew sayN wii niid teh big sine age:
Dew NAWT fiid teh trollz
or purhaps, We Feed Trolls, to the Sarlacc.
Gud ideea, SHD!
hmmm, dey not suffer enough, ah-ha, thro in book of Vogon Poetry.
bwa hahahahaaaaa.
*strokes chin thotfully*
U may hab sumfin dere.
A valedictorian speech mite doo it, too.
please no, not that. I’ve just barely recovered from five in two days. *shudder*
Kitteh bees a Durahbylitee Tehstor foar a maiyjur mehtruopaulitan papure mahnufakterer;
Her haz bin haurd at wurk awl nite iynvestygayting teh shreddyng kwoshent ov diffrunt kindez ov papure tauwels;
Rite naow her bees xhaustid frum dyspehnsyng awl taht energee iyn teh teysting;
(Akshully wif tohse pointee eyndes her haz putted teh teystyng graph offa teh map!!!!) Tauwels=FAIL
But yew CheshireKK ar full ob win!!!
QC kitteh niidz break!
Maybe I did something wrong on my first attempt, so here’s another.
“Anudder Onlukin Buystandurd at the Papurr Towel Hit’n'Flea”
iz teh burfday fairy’s papur towls kindly makin tehmsleves into konfettiz so teh burfday fairy can say HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, an lurkurz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today!!
not teh trollz today, tho. pleh. well, ok, mebbee teh wuld-be trollz hoo rebembers at teh last minut taht ther mommaz sed, if yoo cant say sumfin nice, tehn dont say anyfing at all. tehy kan haz teh happee burfday too.
OMG!!1! Vilence haz spred frum toilet paperz to paer towlz!! Teh hororz!!
De towuls are jus bursting wif jellisy of mah floofy beyootiness.
Hmmm. Never seen anything like that before.
*snurt*
nope, non ob my kittehs eber dun taht, nope… *snork*
OMG. The papah towelz be havin relationshipz problemz againz.
“Mutiny on the Bounty” — ROFLMAO!!!
))))))) ^^ ^^
…an heer ai thot yu wer a purrformanss artiste.
Teh funz nebber enz!
“Tis nebber tu late tu hav ah happi chylhud” Tomcat Robbinz
Anom!
2nd Anom!!
*cheers*
hay!!!! did u git mai leddur? an did u see ur lols a maedid u?
dis pic remindz me ov mai kiddeh i used to hab…dey lubd deh toilit paypurr….nebbur cud use enny it awl got shredid…….
chek out dis vid if u wanna see hyoomin behbehs laffin, it r teh cyoot….
mai cumpyuutr problims, i shoze uu dem…..
On that note…
Soap Box Time!
*Donkee leeps up on soap box*
Dere’s much pleh stuffs owt dere, kitties. Dere’s food, an dat makes u fat.
Dere’s drugs an alkeehaul, wich can steel your YOU awai. Dere’s meen stuff,
Dere’s nawtee barn stuffs, and sum wun ain’t gunna like it an pint dey finguh
atchoo an meku feel bad. An u gotz too beez careful.
too, like dog fighteeng and violent stuff too watch. Den dere’s crappy meen stuff on tv.
U can try too fill ur hungree hole at teh mall or QVC, an ur closet fills up butt
teh hole keeps crying, “Dat’s not wutt I needs!”
So waht’s so flippin bad bowt comin on heer an talkin silleh and habbin fun
wiff udder peepuls? We nice peepul. Dis speshul place. Of all teh things in
teh wurld to complain abowt, sum dumb@$$ trolls gottu cum heer an fuss
at US???? I r tired ub it.
Dat’s juss about teh stoopedest theeng I ebbur herd ub.
Go get em Kafleen! Wii lubs u!
{{{{{MelONyx}}}}
I has hart shaped bubblols!
*blows sum too MelONyx*
Anom, tu u kafleen!
heeehaaaw.
(Whispurrs…)
Um, Kafleen, inciting a crowd to riot bespeaks a great amount of talent, no doubt, but getting them calmed down afterward can be troublesome, at best!
Just saying…
yaaaaaay! aftr many submishons i finaly gets wun on da payj!
Hooray! Adn wun so mennee uv us kin relayt 2! Is wunnermuss kapshun.
yes, iz wun ob my alltime favrits!! i even emailed it to teh lunardaddy at himz office for sum happeis at wurk
Concatulashuns, qzumaki! 1 moarnin Ai replaised teh paepur towul rohl b4 werk; wehn Ai gott hoem Ai fownd teh entyre rohl pyled awn teh cowntur wif 2 oh-sew-cyoot liddle bebeh kittehs (brover nd sistur) snorgled inna middul ob it. Taht wuz ober 20 yeers agoe nd Ai stil hab teh pikshur n a frayme taht sez “Naughty Cats” awn it (jest hda 2 bai teh frayme wehn Ai swa it).
{{catsablanca}}
Happy Nawt Sekkond Meme!!!
and with my picture, yay!
Happee your pikshure iz fay mouse!!!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1322412
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1318033
hau kum mai linkees r nebr bloo? i duz sumfing wong? i noes giddit….
i haz a pout *poutee lips*
u gots too putt www. in frunt ub dem.
But DONT put http in front or dey will take furever too do!
Now I go looks!!!!
crud!
Confusing!
I only typed the 3 w .
Butt wordpress put the http automatically in front for me. Dat is wutt it doo.
Here you go, lightchild79:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1322412
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1318033
BTW….for the unknowing, the “Dude, gro up,” wasn’t captioned in ref
to teh donkey, butt raddur mah infyuriateeng son.
Hee bee doing nawtee stuffs and wurkin mah last nurb, too say teh leest.
i tri puttin deh linkee heer. it shud apeer if u klik mai naem…. hopfulleeee
i klik add commint too fass…. i maedid too nuu lols dey r 4 kafleen teh dawn kee… i rillee hope dshe liek dem. see wut yoo fink
*heddesk*
I r teh dummy! I seed dese alreddy dis morning! Tanks yu!!! I lubs dem!!!!
{{{{{{lightchild79}}}}}}
*donkee blow hart shaped bubblols too lightchild79*
{{{{{KAFLEEN}}}}}} *blows kissee faise bublols to kafleen*
Howdy!
We went to the graduation.
Of course, Sean was not in it.
I’ll write you.
Dis been a verreh sad day in mah life today.
{{{{{kafleen}}}}}
Weez luuvs yuu Kafleen;
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{KAFLEEN}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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if u klik mai naem, u kin cee a rillee cyoot biddeeo…… laffin behbez…..
i sawee…. dis vid will gib u a gigglol…..
{{{{{KAFLEEN}}}}}
Dat is too cute furr wurds.
When I saw dat narrator, tho, I was like….oooooh, Ima haffta
hoof me a sucka…
DEN teh babees startin laffin. An so did I!
ya, dat narr8tur, hims kawfee needs tuu be tekkin away fur guud…….
heer, u shud see dis too… it r inspira8shunl to me win i r needn it…..
*snurt*
*wisspurrs* Let’s hope it’s cawfee…
*spews milk owta noes*
SNURT!!!!!!!
no 1 kin bees sad furr tew lawng wyle wachin laffin behbez….. or mebeh u wud like to see dis berry funnee video. dis guy is lip synking purfiktlee…..n it r bery well dunn
wunc agin mai link r got eetid, i puttid it in mai naem tho….gotta beez smawtuh dan teh mesheen….
i r goin ta bed nau. nytey nyte sleep tyte dun let teh bed bugs byte….
{{{{{KAFLEEN}}}}}
Nite! ♥
lemme trai dis agin…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1322412
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1318033
i dont leik samon taht iz yukki