
Here take dis mak lonliness go way
dis kitteh noes da tru meanin of loneliness.
picture: Olly. lol caption: FunkyCheetah
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Here take dis mak lonliness go way
dis kitteh noes da tru meanin of loneliness.
picture: Olly. lol caption: FunkyCheetah
Splort!!!
Ooer, I’m not sure iffn I noe awl teh rite proc..pros.. way uv doin tihs.
Drags CCC ober, scoops up branes, applyes CHRG (wdoi) and ducky taype in plaes. Offer victim got chokklit an floofy blankit.
Tehre, noaw rest a bit an ewe wil feel better soon.
Dat shub b Hot chokklit!
U seem tu hav teh procee…prosee..methud daon. I caym unprepayrd tu…ai fink mah kompyootr iz abowt tu bork frum teh ovurlode ov teh kyootness. I can has CHKC(wdoi)? Awlso noan as Chikin Hed Kompyootr Covur (wif drawin on it). Halps tu protekt ur kompyootr frum ovurlodez ov teh kyoot pics awn teh Interwebz, n as a bonuf, it proteks frum teh CTs (Cayr Trollz) dat liek tu durtee up teh messij bordz. Nawt teh gud kind ov durtee eever. Teh gud kind ov durtee b n teh NB.
Oh noes!!!1!!!! We needz teh CCC!
* drags cart along *
sweepity sweepity sweep teh brainz togevva
pigg dem up
put dem back in catsablanca craniul cavity
get bavving cap wif bunny earz out
pull ovar catsablanca’s head
put CHRG (wdoi) on top for good meazure
wrap ducky taype around
pull blankit out and cover catsablanca in it
whips up hot chawklit and chocklit truffels
Here nao, rest a littul until u haz recovered.
Oh noes … ai is 2 layte! but better dubble care 4 splorting tahn no care. : roll :
2 head-carers r betta dan nun!
Ooooo, hawt choklit wif widdle bunnee tayle mushmellowz jest liek Ai wunted! Fank yew 4 teh rezcu, Annipuss nd Upfi. Ai’ll jest rezt heer awyle. Ifz Ai fawlz azleep, plz 2 waek mi upp n tyme 4 lnuch.
Ai agree, *SPLORT*
ai almost putz mai paw in it, deery mi! Nao hold still, if u pleaz…
*gavvers brainz togevva carefully*
oops, almost mist a bit
*putz dem back in Africat’s head*
***GLOOP***
pat pat pat pat
*pullz bavving cap over head*
*wrapz ducky taype around an round an round*
*** WRPPPPP***
*coverz head with CHRG (wdoi) 2 prevent furva splorting*
*warpz floofy pink balnket around AFriCat*
*handz AfriCat a fresh cuppa coughee*
Here u r! Nao pick ur favrite doe nut flavr frum teh trhed below and u shuld be k in no tyme!
OK AfriCat; weez gunna fixx yuu ups;
Geyts CCC frum roun teh kornur; weels iyt up adn geyts BRUM tuu vakuum
ups alla teh braynes; reversis aiurfloew adn shuutez bak iytu AfriCat’ hed;
Geyts duckee taipe frum CCC adn sekurely taipez AC’s hed; geyts 50′s bavviyng cap adn pulles awn adn snappez iyn plais, kashuuum; geyts sawftee burple blankee wif kitteh printses onnit adn puttez awn AC, pulleiyng up tuu chyn; geyts byg glas ov leminayde adn chokolit possums adn gibbs tu AC;
Taike iyt eezy, AC adn jes reyst awile, yuu wil beez awrite naow!!!!!
Boi, Upfi, yuu kan runnez a lawt fasture tahn me; iys rlly guud;
AC bees OK naow!!!!!
Funny, aint it? eivver nobuddy comez 2 teh requeue or dere is 2 cheezpeeps 2 halp. Conc … consee … when u fink dat poor Africat haz been lying splorted for over harf an our, ai feelz rly horribul.
Butt yew deed teh jawb (adn rite well no less). AC issa nao gun bes fyn, fanks tew yew adn Ckk. Grate reskyoo!
Whispurrz *AC prolly dint noe hao logn it wuz…..is hrad 2 tel tyme wehn ur braynes r awl ober teh plais.
Ohai AfriCat! Welcoem 2 teh Splortz Lounj were wi Splorteez rezt whyle dreenking adn nomming 2 git owr strenth bakc. Hao r u doin 2dae (ober tahn teh Splort)?
poor catsablanca. His nawt second waz a splort. I canot halp u becuz i duno teh proseejur. Sry.
OH Thats so cute
ooohh.. I can keeps??
dis bunneh wud make a nice companyun for mai babbeh tapir!
**snatchez bunneh and runs**
*Stiks owt fut n trips leeza. Grabs bebeh bunneh n runs teh odder wai.*
*ware nobudee kin C, annet kloses ober Lb adn…
Coreckshun
annet kloses ober 4.5K
*gives leeza and 4.5k “Teh Look”*…naow lissin hear, yu too….gif dat bebbeh bak rite dis instant, or yu will haf to go to teh nawty korner (nawt teh nawty barn, no wai!)…I meen it! Bring bak dat bunny.
But.. but… DO WANT!!!!!!!!!!
*powt*
Ah noes, 4.5k…onlee we mus fink of whut is best fur teh lil bunneh bebbeh…it is two smallish…needs it’s momma, kai?? **dere, dere…doan cri**
*snifful* Walll, okai.
*heds off to NB wif leeza to
luk fur fyremenshav lunch*DK, wut iz teh tag fur teh strike fr00?
kthxbai
*hedbats DK and snatchez bunneh bak*
hay! I had it furst!
*thinks*
But… maybee teh NB mite be just the thing…?
**givs back the bunneh to CLoL and shmoos DK on the hed, they heads off to the NB in serch of sumthin ekwallie snorglee**
Hi ladies! Watcha doin?
ohai Maus!
hay, do u still have the osterreich feather handy?
N maybee a dongle oar 2?
It’ll make you feel better in no time
It made me feel happy in no time.
itteh bitteh rabbit joins the itteh bitteh kitteh committeh
and brings diversiteh to it
Insted ov teh IBKC u has teh IBBC…Itteh Bitteh Bunneh Committeh. Just as kyoot…mebbe moar daynjuruslee kyoot…espeshulee if brot togevvur.
Is that a raysin in ur hand or r u happi to see me??
*snerk*
Congratumalashuns Catsablanca and Leeza-b Your fingers are obviously quicker than mine! Drinks and dances? What would you like?
Fanks, Annipuss……iz mai Nawt Sekund Nawt Sekund! Gladd 2 b shayring it wif Leeza-B. Hao abowt teh Bunny Hop nd sum hawt choklit wif widdle bunnee tayle mushmellowz?
O, nd ifn u culd sind teh CCC, Ai’d preshi8 it. Kthxbai.
Cud we haf sum doe knuts wif teh hawt choklit?
Yep! wot flavr can ai getz u?
I wuds liek razzberry plzthx!
Hay, if we haz sum chocklits and gram crackurs to go wif teh marshy mellows… we can has s’mores!! and s’mores and s’mores??
of corse that wud rekwire a small fire….
Ai’ll cawl teh fyremenz encase it gits owta kuntroll.
Maus haz teh Zippo lyter.
Wii cud uze teh papur tahwels form teh last piktur tu git teh fyre strated.
Um, there is plentee uv hay in the NB.
I’m shure Petunia cud spare sum…
Donut lte Maus neer teh NB wif hiz Zippo!! Culd b a cat-astrophe!!
troo, unelse yew wantz teh fyrmins tew sho upz
nobuddy heer wud b wanting taht!!
Ai due beg ur pardin, butt speek fur urslef
Hmm. I like
All kinds
Bloobarry filled
Coakonut
Dunken doe nuts
E…
ebbery flavr u can fink of
frooty
gordjeous nutz
h …
Half a donut(fer dieters)….
Iced donuts….
Jelly donuts….
Krullers….
L…..
lemon donuts
marshmallow donuts
nutty donuts
o…
oranj doe nuts
peppurment doe nuts
quins filt doe nuts
r…
razzberrie filled doe nuts
snozzberrie doe nuts
timbits
u…
Un-iced donuts….
Very large donuts….
Wee liddul donuts….
X….
X’d donuts (lyk hawt krost buns)
Yummy donuts
Zactly teh kind ov donuts you lyk
TaDa!
unbeelievably skrumtshous doe nuts
vanillja doe nuts
watermelon doe nuts
x…
Darn, shuldave refrashed!
K.
x-rated doe nuts frum the NB
yummy doe nutz
zaballyonee doe nutz
Cints wii hab sew mini kynd ob doe nutz, wutsay wii eetz nao? Nom nom:?:
Evvree kinda doe nutz
Froot filld doe nutz
Gummi Bare doe nutz
Hevvenlee doe nutz
I…
Drat — fergitted 2 reefreshted agin…
Oh, hao kyoot!
Unforshunatlee, ai dunno if eben bebbeh bunneh wud halp mai currint sit-shoo-ayshun.
Noe, butt wil taek ur mynd ov ob it 4 a fyoo minitz. {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}
Nawt even a giant bunneh culd figgs dat, ai’m afred. Sry.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
* haz strandj idears aboot fixing hubbies *
Hai Upfi, hao abowt giant bunnehz beetin up hubbehs?
Cud werk…
Eggselent idea! Ai triez to find un bunneh wif black belt in Karate and then ai sendz him ovar 2 ur plaice. Wot u fink?
Wat bowt vorpul bunnehz? Jess as lawng as himz nawt “RUN AWAI!!!”
Oar yooz Hoalee Hand Grunayd uv Anteeok…
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Ai’m sew embarrissed, but ai nebber seen enny Monty Python moobie all teh wai thro.
Ai tink ai wuz rayzed bai wulvez or sumting.
U guize alwais gibs mi a happeh, eben wen ai has a beeg sad. U bring a littel smiel 2 mai dai.
Fanks! *hugs ebberbodee*
How abowt dis rabbit?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSDqPUIzy3w
Tell ur hubby to straighten up or u sends the were-rabbit aftur him!
Hao bowt tihs wun:
How bowt tihs wun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ez5QPW-ku4
That’s wun brave rabbit!
Bet that snayke wuz going aftur her babbehs.
And if those dont werk, we can get teh rabbit of Caerbannog, liek Aahz sugjested!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
We iz heer fur u!!!!!
‘S ok, rhsb. I habbn’t seen deh Monty Pythonz eevver. But itz still fun 2 reeding teh Monty Python fredz. Wii b glad u kan kum heer adn habbing deh happeez. {{{rhsb}}}
MP iz nawt rilly mai kind ob mobie………… sew ai am in teh ignerint MP group.. same wit teh trekkies……. nebber gots intew dat eider. sew ai jus reads teh commints about dat stuff and lurk around….
lurking….ai can haz it
jamamama!! u losted ur blakk kitty!!
cawl deh lostnfownd!!
Hay, wut hapinded? WP musta be has teh borks, wen ai refreshes, sumtyms teh kwilty fings nawt dare, sumtyms R
ai jus needed to log intew WP, frum wen ai wuz playing tew see how to log in wit teh inkogneeeto names………
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeer kitty, kitty, kitty
*smokin cigrettttt* ahhhhh teh fyremans got teh mai kitty down frum teh tree………
I gits rids ob teh lonelies, but brings teh disapproval.
*taeks*
*cuddels*
*is happee*
It is dangerous to go alone…!
beats the heck out of a wooden sword, tho
Gud morning Kafleen!! How b mai liddul Dawn Key fren?
“Iz danjerus to go alonez… take dis” ?
Tee hee hee!
congrats awn nawt-sekkond nawt sekkond, catsablanca!
Naow, wood sumwun plz tu tells me haow Ai can gets dis majik bunbun? Ai needs it tu mayk lonileenez go way. Pleeze!
Maebee, it be sent bai Bunway Airlines? Ai heerd dey has nawt raysd tehr fairs yet….
ktnxbai!
turtlol, hao iz yur new turtlol doing? Iz it aksepting teh antibio shots?
ohai, booklion! Turtlol duz nawt wun tu get shots, but Ai has tu gib dem tu her.
Rite naow, Ai has a werry cuz she refoozes tu eet ennyting…she goes tu wadder
bowl, but ebben teh mostest yummy noms, werms, goggie fud, cabbage, notting will mayk her eet, and Ai is berry werried abowt dat. Ai cawls vet gui tuday and leef message. He iz berry gud vet, he will cawl me bak. Prolly has manny otter tings tu du dis AM.
Awlso, teh shell were it is cracked, nawt luking as bad as before, sew mebbee teh anitib…..anteebody….medisine shots are halping! Ai keeps paws krossd.
thnx fur axing abowt liddle fren!
Glad teh cracked shell iz heelin, n hopez teh vet callz yu soon n putz wurriez to rest.
I saw a wery big turtlol out by road tis las weekend. I told it to go back to swamp, teh rode 2 dangerus for turtlols. It luked at me lyke it wuz lissening en unnerstanding. Ten when I turned my back, it went back daown in direkshum ov swamp.
Hoep Bunway Airlines ansers yuu sune, turtlol;
Weez doan wunt yuu tuu haz teh lonileenez; taht bees teh pleh!!!!!
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fank yu, cheshirekittehkat….. ebben Bunway Airlynes donut has teh anser fur me, but itz nize thot ennywaz. Fank yu fur yur hugs, Ai needed dat tuday!
Fanks, Turtlol! Dis cyoot bunneh wooden hab 2 pae fair, iz stoh-awae pokkit bunneh!
Liddel bun bun bees teh xpurt at beiyng kyuoote!!
Hims iys soe teenee tinee taht iyf hims gotted luuse inna howse,
iyt wuud taike teh famblee awl dai tuu findez hims!!!!
Soe lettuce maike shure hims stiks aroun ware weez kan findez hims bye gibbyng hims lottsa lettis, karrats, cehlaree, adn uvver bunneh fuuds taht hims rlly
lieks…..
Ok, ai’ll byte~
Apfuls
Berry krunchee berrees
Cehlaree
D…
Donuts!! Oops – nawt fur bunneh. Hao bowt
Dandeelyon greens
Enneefing hims widdel hart desirz
Fancee bebeh bunneh fuds
G…
Green Grayps
Hops 4 teh Hare
Iceburg lettis
J…
juicy cantaloup
karrotz
lotsa timothy hay
Marigolds
Nommy fings
Orinjes
P..
Parzlee
Quilt (no haz nootrishun, but stil nomabul fr bun)
Romayn lettus
Strawbree
T….
Tender greenz
undisklozed nomz
verry nootrishuz nomz
wilted lettuce
x….
…
xtra larg carotz
yamz
zookeeneez
Oooohhh!! Babeh Bun-bun!!!! It gibs mii a happee to see teh liddol bun-bun.
hai, cweenmj,
tihs lil bunni lukz lyk a fren ov yurz.
ai lubbed ahl teh cweenfetti u wuz trowin ahl ober teh lolz.
suchiz funz.
Do nawt taek oril… orel… by mouf.
Hug twice and say, “Squeeeeee!” Repeat as necessary. This will make sad go away forever.
Ooh, so small. You can take him and put him in your pocket.
Ooh! Teh wigglees!!
i needz teh babee bunbun, i haz teh lonlees. my hoomin baby (himz 12) iz away at skowt camp for a week. keep waytin for teh fone call, “ohai, we kant find yur kid, fink teh bears eated him, kthxbye.” ank siety, i haz it.
haz teh kitteh, but him rollz in teh durt tehn goez to sleep. not reel gud company. snorglez wen him rollded in teh durt gibs me teh sneezees.
{{lunarmommy}}
ur boi b bakk adn in2 deh mis cheef b4 u noeing it.
adn den u b wundering, ‘y i missinged himz?’
fanks, cweenmj
leest wen himz away i getz to watch wut i wantz to watch on teh teebee for a chanj.
howse still too kwiet, tho.
hai, lunarmommy,
hugz tu u frum me tu. pleez don wurri bowt ur boi scout,
bearz don lyk em cuz thar tu greenz!
mai boi goez tu scout camp nex week adn ai’ll b missin
himz tu. mebbe ai’ll du sum spring cleenin, mebbe nawt.
mai prucatinashun, lemme sho u it!
fanks, percycat. keepin bizzy is teh best fing. wuz gonna do cleenin too, but mostly spended munnies at teh craft stor an teh bukstor.
wun ob teh leeders calld a wile ago – tehy haz teh leederz tehre an aslo teh
dadz ar takin turns spendin a day up ther cawz is close to town to helpz out
an teh lunardaddy iz goin up on friday so teh leedr kalld to tell him wut
campsite theyz at – anyhoo, sed my boiz doin fine, havin teh fun an not
bein too bossy. so is gud.
oh. aslo, by now tehy’z prolly too stinky for teh bearz to wantz tehm, anyway.
U r sew rite abowt taht! mebbe, it werkz az ah bug
repelunt…he sez skeeterz didint bodder himz lassed
yeer. RE: craftz, ai uzullee dew beadz..earrinks,
brayslitz, neclusses… adn drahin ahn stuff lyk teez
adn thangz wif fabrik paintz. iz fun. but ai needz tu git
mor aktiv.. ai wantz tu get an ol fashsund byk wif
pedal breaks instead ov han brakes. Ai thinkz it
may b easier tu care 4.. don kno.. didint hav
trubbul puttin teh chain bak on az a kid, but
d railin ah multispeed seemz lyk diffukulteez.
i duz teh skrapbuks manely. aslo gotted ceedees, an buks for teh
lunardaddy for fadder’s day.
i haz teh torchur devise, er, ellillillptitcal traynr for teh eksersiz. too hot
heer for teh owtside aktivitee.
Howsbout we jus all splort tugether an has a brane-sorting partee later? Mebbee we cud trade for sum fun bits of sumbuddy esles!!
kan i hav sum bits taht wurk? cawz mine dont so gud anymor.
(whispurs) Taht’s kinda whut I was hopin for, tu.
(lets grab all teh wurkin bitz an runaway befor teh otherz figyur it owt
)
Ai wuud liek teh brayne partez taht bees pyuooter-literate;
(mai teknikal iyneypteetude, leyt me shoew yuu iyt;)
i wants teh bitz taht helps rebember teh main fing i wented to teh groshry stor for, so i duznt getz elebenty ovver fings an forgets teh mos important fing.
teh bitz taht helps rebember to bring teh groshree list aftur i writed it wuld help too.
this is verry seryus porblem for me.
well, dis halps a bit, but teh lonleenis not all gone way yet
mebbe needz moar bunnehs n kittehs.
***SQUEEEEEEEEE***
Cconcatzulashinz catsablanca adn leeza-b
ahn yur nawt-seccundz!
Ai had sum mocha adn ah choklit donut wif choklit isin n yurz
ahnurz, n teh Splortz Lownj tihs mornin. mmmmm, yummiz,
nise cumfee boothz adn verreh gud survis.
ai’m leevin ah gud tip. hmmm, don (do) pla wif fyr (fyrminz)!
Ohai, PC! Sowy Ai mizzed u at teh Splortz Lownj tihs morning….Ai leaved affer Ai hda mai noms nd drinkeez, nd hda rested. Iz a bery nais plais tew rekoop….rekup….git bedder, izn’t it?
yez, itiz,
Adn neow Cat Tetris haz bin addud tu teh gamez. Ai lyk teh
leeltl green-i’d blak wun adn teh li tan pointy faste wun. Adn
they r Constintly talkin tu ewe…watch out 4 teh silver boxy
hedded wun. ttfn.
o..dubyadubyadubya.tehfrown.com…
ps: thanx Jimmba.
…and god knows i r lonely :’(
jump in anywhere and play wif us anytime.
hugs to u {{Cpt. Snuggles}}
Liddle rabbit in da woods
Liddle man bye da winnow srood
Saw a bunbun hoppin by
Frightened as can be
Hep me! Hep me! Hep me! he sayd
Afor da farmer bops mine hed
Com in bunbun com in syde
Saf wid me yul be.
Oh meh flashback to Brownie Dai Camp minee yeers ago…
Kuteness in teh palm ov ur handz, buy it nowz!
Very CUtte little bunnzy !
…..wow
That’s so cute, it’s going straight to my favourites
ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
lol legend uv zelda term
Ok, I’ll take it! Tankew
Bunneh fits intu mah pokkit. Does that meen bunneh ish travvel saized?
o hai thxbye