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  1. catsablanca says:

    Splort!!!

    • Annipuss says:

      Ooer, I’m not sure iffn I noe awl teh rite proc..pros.. way uv doin tihs.
      Drags CCC ober, scoops up branes, applyes CHRG (wdoi) and ducky taype in plaes. Offer victim got chokklit an floofy blankit.
      Tehre, noaw rest a bit an ewe wil feel better soon.

      • Annipuss says:

        Dat shub b Hot chokklit!

      • Patrick says:

        U seem tu hav teh procee…prosee..methud daon. I caym unprepayrd tu…ai fink mah kompyootr iz abowt tu bork frum teh ovurlode ov teh kyootness. I can has CHKC(wdoi)? Awlso noan as Chikin Hed Kompyootr Covur (wif drawin on it). Halps tu protekt ur kompyootr frum ovurlodez ov teh kyoot pics awn teh Interwebz, n as a bonuf, it proteks frum teh CTs (Cayr Trollz) dat liek tu durtee up teh messij bordz. Nawt teh gud kind ov durtee eever. Teh gud kind ov durtee b n teh NB.

    • Upfi says:

      Oh noes!!!1!!!! We needz teh CCC!

      * drags cart along *
      sweepity sweepity sweep teh brainz togevva
      pigg dem up
      put dem back in catsablanca craniul cavity
      get bavving cap wif bunny earz out
      pull ovar catsablanca’s head
      put CHRG (wdoi) on top for good meazure
      wrap ducky taype around
      pull blankit out and cover catsablanca in it
      whips up hot chawklit and chocklit truffels

      Here nao, rest a littul until u haz recovered.

    • Upfi says:

      Oh noes … ai is 2 layte! but better dubble care 4 splorting tahn no care. : roll :

    • catsablanca says:

      Ooooo, hawt choklit wif widdle bunnee tayle mushmellowz jest liek Ai wunted! Fank yew 4 teh rezcu, Annipuss nd Upfi. Ai’ll jest rezt heer awyle. Ifz Ai fawlz azleep, plz 2 waek mi upp n tyme 4 lnuch.

    • AfriCat says:

      Ai agree, *SPLORT*

      • Upfi says:

        ai almost putz mai paw in it, deery mi! Nao hold still, if u pleaz…

        *gavvers brainz togevva carefully*
        oops, almost mist a bit
        *putz dem back in Africat’s head*
        ***GLOOP***
        pat pat pat pat
        *pullz bavving cap over head*
        *wrapz ducky taype around an round an round*
        *** WRPPPPP***
        *coverz head with CHRG (wdoi) 2 prevent furva splorting*
        *warpz floofy pink balnket around AFriCat*
        *handz AfriCat a fresh cuppa coughee*
        Here u r! Nao pick ur favrite doe nut flavr frum teh trhed below and u shuld be k in no tyme!

      • CheshireKittehKat says:

        OK AfriCat; weez gunna fixx yuu ups;

        Geyts CCC frum roun teh kornur; weels iyt up adn geyts BRUM tuu vakuum
        ups alla teh braynes; reversis aiurfloew adn shuutez bak iytu AfriCat’ hed;
        Geyts duckee taipe frum CCC adn sekurely taipez AC’s hed; geyts 50′s bavviyng cap adn pulles awn adn snappez iyn plais, kashuuum; geyts sawftee burple blankee wif kitteh printses onnit adn puttez awn AC, pulleiyng up tuu chyn; geyts byg glas ov leminayde adn chokolit possums adn gibbs tu AC;

        Taike iyt eezy, AC adn jes reyst awile, yuu wil beez awrite naow!!!!! :smile:

        • CheshireKittehKat says:

          Boi, Upfi, yuu kan runnez a lawt fasture tahn me; iys rlly guud;
          AC bees OK naow!!!!! :lol:

          • Upfi says:

            Funny, aint it? eivver nobuddy comez 2 teh requeue or dere is 2 cheezpeeps 2 halp. Conc … consee … when u fink dat poor Africat haz been lying splorted for over harf an our, ai feelz rly horribul.

            • fikshunkitteh says:

              Butt yew deed teh jawb (adn rite well no less). AC issa nao gun bes fyn, fanks tew yew adn Ckk. Grate reskyoo!

            • catsablanca says:

              Whispurrz *AC prolly dint noe hao logn it wuz…..is hrad 2 tel tyme wehn ur braynes r awl ober teh plais.

      • catsablanca says:

        Ohai AfriCat! Welcoem 2 teh Splortz Lounj were wi Splorteez rezt whyle dreenking adn nomming 2 git owr strenth bakc. Hao r u doin 2dae (ober tahn teh Splort)?

    • guitarfreak says:

      poor catsablanca. His nawt second waz a splort. I canot halp u becuz i duno teh proseejur. Sry.

    • Heidi says:

      OH Thats so cute

  2. leeza-b says:

    ooohh.. I can keeps??

  3. Annipuss says:

    It’ll make you feel better in no time

  4. two_kittehs says:

    itteh bitteh rabbit joins the itteh bitteh kitteh committeh
    and brings diversiteh to it

  5. leeza-b says:

    Is that a raysin in ur hand or r u happi to see me??

  6. Annipuss says:

    Congratumalashuns Catsablanca and Leeza-b Your fingers are obviously quicker than mine! Drinks and dances? What would you like?

  7. rhsb says:

    Oh, hao kyoot!

    Unforshunatlee, ai dunno if eben bebbeh bunneh wud halp mai currint sit-shoo-ayshun.

  8. bubbyscranky says:

    I gits rids ob teh lonelies, but brings teh disapproval.

  9. k. o'dee says:

    *taeks*
    *cuddels*
    *is happee*

  10. Khaaaaaaan says:

    It is dangerous to go alone…!

  11. “Iz danjerus to go alonez… take dis” ?

    Tee hee hee!

  12. turtlol says:

    congrats awn nawt-sekkond nawt sekkond, catsablanca!

    Naow, wood sumwun plz tu tells me haow Ai can gets dis majik bunbun? Ai needs it tu mayk lonileenez go way. Pleeze!

    Maebee, it be sent bai Bunway Airlines? Ai heerd dey has nawt raysd tehr fairs yet….
    ktnxbai!

    • booklion says:

      turtlol, hao iz yur new turtlol doing? Iz it aksepting teh antibio shots?

      • turtlol says:

        ohai, booklion! Turtlol duz nawt wun tu get shots, but Ai has tu gib dem tu her.
        Rite naow, Ai has a werry cuz she refoozes tu eet ennyting…she goes tu wadder
        bowl, but ebben teh mostest yummy noms, werms, goggie fud, cabbage, notting will mayk her eet, and Ai is berry werried abowt dat. Ai cawls vet gui tuday and leef message. He iz berry gud vet, he will cawl me bak. Prolly has manny otter tings tu du dis AM.
        Awlso, teh shell were it is cracked, nawt luking as bad as before, sew mebbee teh anitib…..anteebody….medisine shots are halping! Ai keeps paws krossd.
        thnx fur axing abowt liddle fren!

        • booklion says:

          Glad teh cracked shell iz heelin, n hopez teh vet callz yu soon n putz wurriez to rest.
          I saw a wery big turtlol out by road tis las weekend. I told it to go back to swamp, teh rode 2 dangerus for turtlols. It luked at me lyke it wuz lissening en unnerstanding. Ten when I turned my back, it went back daown in direkshum ov swamp.

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Hoep Bunway Airlines ansers yuu sune, turtlol;

      Weez doan wunt yuu tuu haz teh lonileenez; taht bees teh pleh!!!!!

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      • turtlol says:

        fank yu, cheshirekittehkat….. ebben Bunway Airlynes donut has teh anser fur me, but itz nize thot ennywaz. Fank yu fur yur hugs, Ai needed dat tuday!

    • catsablanca says:

      Fanks, Turtlol! Dis cyoot bunneh wooden hab 2 pae fair, iz stoh-awae pokkit bunneh!

  13. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Liddel bun bun bees teh xpurt at beiyng kyuoote!!

    Hims iys soe teenee tinee taht iyf hims gotted luuse inna howse,
    iyt wuud taike teh famblee awl dai tuu findez hims!!!!

    Soe lettuce maike shure hims stiks aroun ware weez kan findez hims bye gibbyng hims lottsa lettis, karrats, cehlaree, adn uvver bunneh fuuds taht hims rlly
    lieks….. :smile:

  14. cweenmj says:

    Oooohhh!! Babeh Bun-bun!!!! It gibs mii a happee to see teh liddol bun-bun. :-D

    • PercyCat says:

      hai, cweenmj, :)
      tihs lil bunni lukz lyk a fren ov yurz.
      ai lubbed ahl teh cweenfetti u wuz trowin ahl ober teh lolz.
      suchiz funz.

  15. cookbooksrus says:

    Do nawt taek oril… orel… by mouf.

  16. D.R. says:

    Hug twice and say, “Squeeeeee!” Repeat as necessary. This will make sad go away forever.

  17. nismo says:

    Ooh, so small. You can take him and put him in your pocket.

  18. lunarmommy says:

    i needz teh babee bunbun, i haz teh lonlees. my hoomin baby (himz 12) iz away at skowt camp for a week. keep waytin for teh fone call, “ohai, we kant find yur kid, fink teh bears eated him, kthxbye.” ank siety, i haz it.
    haz teh kitteh, but him rollz in teh durt tehn goez to sleep. not reel gud company. snorglez wen him rollded in teh durt gibs me teh sneezees. :(

    • cweenmj says:

      {{lunarmommy}}
      ur boi b bakk adn in2 deh mis cheef b4 u noeing it.
      adn den u b wundering, ‘y i missinged himz?’ ;)

      • lunarmommy says:

        fanks, cweenmj :) leest wen himz away i getz to watch wut i wantz to watch on teh teebee for a chanj.
        howse still too kwiet, tho.

        • PercyCat says:

          hai, lunarmommy,
          hugz tu u frum me tu. pleez don wurri bowt ur boi scout,
          bearz don lyk em cuz thar tu greenz! :)
          mai boi goez tu scout camp nex week adn ai’ll b missin
          himz tu. mebbe ai’ll du sum spring cleenin, mebbe nawt.
          mai prucatinashun, lemme sho u it!

          • lunarmommy says:

            fanks, percycat. keepin bizzy is teh best fing. wuz gonna do cleenin too, but mostly spended munnies at teh craft stor an teh bukstor. :oops:
            wun ob teh leeders calld a wile ago – tehy haz teh leederz tehre an aslo teh
            dadz ar takin turns spendin a day up ther cawz is close to town to helpz out
            an teh lunardaddy iz goin up on friday so teh leedr kalld to tell him wut
            campsite theyz at – anyhoo, sed my boiz doin fine, havin teh fun an not
            bein too bossy. so is gud. :D

          • lunarmommy says:

            oh. aslo, by now tehy’z prolly too stinky for teh bearz to wantz tehm, anyway.

            • PercyCat says:

              :lol:
              U r sew rite abowt taht! mebbe, it werkz az ah bug
              repelunt…he sez skeeterz didint bodder himz lassed
              yeer. RE: craftz, ai uzullee dew beadz..earrinks,
              brayslitz, neclusses… adn drahin ahn stuff lyk teez
              adn thangz wif fabrik paintz. iz fun. but ai needz tu git
              mor aktiv.. ai wantz tu get an ol fashsund byk wif
              pedal breaks instead ov han brakes. Ai thinkz it
              may b easier tu care 4.. don kno.. didint hav
              trubbul puttin teh chain bak on az a kid, but
              d railin ah multispeed seemz lyk diffukulteez.

              • lunarmommy says:

                i duz teh skrapbuks manely. aslo gotted ceedees, an buks for teh
                lunardaddy for fadder’s day.
                i haz teh torchur devise, er, ellillillptitcal traynr for teh eksersiz. too hot
                heer for teh owtside aktivitee.

  19. Duffy says:

    Howsbout we jus all splort tugether an has a brane-sorting partee later? Mebbee we cud trade for sum fun bits of sumbuddy esles!!

    • lunarmommy says:

      kan i hav sum bits taht wurk? cawz mine dont so gud anymor.

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Ai wuud liek teh brayne partez taht bees pyuooter-literate;

      (mai teknikal iyneypteetude, leyt me shoew yuu iyt;) :oops:

      • lunarmommy says:

        i wants teh bitz taht helps rebember teh main fing i wented to teh groshry stor for, so i duznt getz elebenty ovver fings an forgets teh mos important fing.
        teh bitz taht helps rebember to bring teh groshree list aftur i writed it wuld help too.
        this is verry seryus porblem for me. :oops:

  20. Kattahl says:

    well, dis halps a bit, but teh lonleenis not all gone way yet :( mebbe needz moar bunnehs n kittehs.

  21. jmuhj says:

    ***SQUEEEEEEEEE***

  22. PercyCat says:

    Cconcatzulashinz catsablanca adn leeza-b
    ahn yur nawt-seccundz!
    Ai had sum mocha adn ah choklit donut wif choklit isin n yurz
    ahnurz, n teh Splortz Lownj tihs mornin. mmmmm, yummiz,
    nise cumfee boothz adn verreh gud survis. :)
    ai’m leevin ah gud tip. hmmm, don (do) pla wif fyr (fyrminz)!

    • catsablanca says:

      Ohai, PC! Sowy Ai mizzed u at teh Splortz Lownj tihs morning….Ai leaved affer Ai hda mai noms nd drinkeez, nd hda rested. Iz a bery nais plais tew rekoop….rekup….git bedder, izn’t it?

      • PercyCat says:

        yez, itiz, :)
        Adn neow Cat Tetris haz bin addud tu teh gamez. Ai lyk teh
        leeltl green-i’d blak wun adn teh li tan pointy faste wun. Adn
        they r Constintly talkin tu ewe…watch out 4 teh silver boxy
        hedded wun. ttfn.
        o..dubyadubyadubya.tehfrown.com…
        ps: thanx Jimmba.

  23. Cpt. Snuggles says:

    …and god knows i r lonely :’(

  24. old lurker says:

    Liddle rabbit in da woods
    Liddle man bye da winnow srood
    Saw a bunbun hoppin by
    Frightened as can be

    Hep me! Hep me! Hep me! he sayd
    Afor da farmer bops mine hed
    Com in bunbun com in syde
    Saf wid me yul be.

  25. Fknoes says:

    Kuteness in teh palm ov ur handz, buy it nowz!

  26. Alex says:

    Very CUtte little bunnzy !

  27. Dave says:

    …..wow

  28. anna says:

    That’s so cute, it’s going straight to my favourites

  29. guitarfreak says:

    ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
    lol legend uv zelda term

  30. DaffySaffy says:

    Ok, I’ll take it! Tankew :-)

  31. I ait teh iceburg says:

    Bunneh fits intu mah pokkit. Does that meen bunneh ish travvel saized?


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