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concats lisa! how would U lyke to celebrate?
Itz a 3 way ty wif a U and a me and a Maus!
Guess we shud revive him furst and then decide what to do…
**puts on CCC traning cap and heds off to halp**
Ok an I will restock the CCC wid supplies
gets floofy blankies, choclits, dark and milk choclit trufflez.
and brings them over to CCC
O hai two_kittehs. Yoo ar a Joon birfday too, rite! An wuzzn’t it awn teh fifth??
Maybee we shud doo heer laik we doo in mai famblee. We hav SOOOO menee Juoon birfdays taht we hav just wun partee!! Fur ebreebuddee!
So yoo com to SJ’s partee – and we can sillybrayte yurs, too!!
Akshully mah birfdai were in April, but I ar alwayz ready for a parteh!!
I will seez you in dah afturnoonz
my birfdai wuz in April too, 2K!
next yeer maybee we can sellybrates them bof!
Mah birfday April too! Nevver too lait fur a partee!
Reelee??? Then hoo wuzzit with a “kitteh” nayme wif the Joon Burday??
Oh deer!
don’t worry JCH4k there beez lots of kittehs on ICHC so confuzion
ar understandeablez
maybe we can ask in the partee thred- who else has a birfdai comin up?
Ohai leeza-b . Luks lyke a macrame brayde sillerybrayshun fer us
Concuddleayshuns leeza-b,two_kittehs an Maus
Befor we sillybrates I has tew klean mah skreen-Branes awl ober.
…..Wipee wipee wipee……
Dats bedder.
Whut yoo rekkun peeps?
Smoochee danses ? Romantik dinners?
that sounds lovely tidmum, is all Ur branes back in? here has sum choclit truffles
Fanks two_kittehs
Mah Hazel Kitteh sharin dem wiv meh. Nom Nom Nom…Lik Lik lik ….
Hazel be singin an ‘Playin peeanos ‘ awn mah lap rite nao!!!
can she play Claire de Lune for us u thinks?
that’s very romantickal…. and soothings too.
Grrrrr Stoopy WP !!!
I tryed postin a linky fer Clair de Lune an iz been steeled twice!!!!!
That’s ok Tidmum!
It’s the thot that cownts!
Has sum more choklit truffles!
i was group snorglin wif mah frends wun tiem, and i sed ‘we is liek kittens in a baskit’ nd den another frend sed we luhkd ulgi so i sed ‘a baskit uv ugli, ebil kittins’
GROOP SNORGLS
I haz a U and I is so glad.
Kitteh on left luks lyke mah Injeh kitteh herz ar a bery loving and a lovely gurrl
Oh! *sigh* Purrrrrfect contentment!!
Is everyone thinking, as I am, of Faust???? His pact with Mephistopheles was that he would never find a moment so perfect – so complete – that he would wish to remain there. He would never say “Verweile doch! Du bist so schoen.”
And here we have it! The “soul losing moment!”
And for what better cause I would not know!!
commenting — you are doing it right
The greatest of these is Love..
teh best cause in teh whirled!
a littul off-topik: my amazing parents r celebrating their 52nd wedding anniversary 2day!
aahhhh- June..moon…tune……spoon?
love iz beautiful
wow- whut a coinkydink Kayjoy!
mine had their 52nd on Sunday!
were u a honee moon babee too?
my older sis wuz born 11 months [2 teh day] after my parentz wedding- mayB they had a long hunneymoon?
Mah parents wuz 48 yeerz awn munday.
Mah parintz’ 58th wedding anniversary is negst Tuesday, June 17.
Theyr troo luv an devoshun: let me show yoo it!
(An also thyr 6 kids, 4 grandkids, an 2 great-grandkids!)
w00t w00t foar yoor paryntz!!
thank u, altosinger. they r an inspirashun 2 me n my two sissies.
I wuz nawt thinkin uv Faust befoar, but I am nao. Thatz wun uv teh raisons why I lubs this site: awl teh creative, brillyunt, funneh, frendlee peeps hoo livs (or vizzits) heer.
I will be away frum teh innertoobs after mah wurk day today. Sum vakayshun – aym gonna win beeg in Atlantik Cittee!
An *sez in a happeh confidenshul toen, volume rising as she goes* TONITE I AM GONNA MEET MAH NEGGST KITTEH!!!!!!! Mah sisterz kitteh had 3 behbeh tabbies wit whyte sox – an in a few weekz I will be bringin wun hoem to be mah neggst furever qat!
Tonite is teh furst meeting. Pikshor me snorgling each kitteh liek teh kittehs in teh pikshor abuv! ^
*gremlin’s liddel dantz uv joi!*
Ohai, Gremlin! Ai has a happytail fur yew {{{gremlin}}}. Yur neggst kitteh? Yew must be teh wating wif teh bait breff. Heer, has a toona mint :LOL:
*must contane self, possibul splortz*
Juss heering yore storee gibs me a glad hart!
A toona mint – why fangs! Those kittehs will luv meh nao! Hao thotful uv yew.
Is ther ennything in teh whurld that holdz such promiss as a brand new kitteh? I haz nawt had an akshul liddel kitten in moar than 20 yrs! Mah non-cat-proof haus an mah combinayshun uv trepidayshun an joi! – let me show yew it!
oh I ar so eggsited fur you, plz to be sharing pictoors of the kitteh
wid us!
Fankyoo! Mah kamra is armed an reddee!
We had a list a whyl bak uv nayms fur this kitteh. Sadlee, I cannawt member which pikshor it was under. *powt* I wil go bak an luk fur it.
Teh current nayms that ar leeding teh pak ar:
Finnegan and Snoopy. But uv korse yo cannawt naym a kitteh till yoo haz met heem!
An den eben sumtymes yew meet adn yew gibben teh naym, adn den dare reel purrs inallitea shynes fru adn mebbeh teh naym is hifunated oar chayngeded. Butt, no maddur – yur kitteh weel aweez be yoars >^..^<
ooo!! I has an excitemint fur u Gremlin!!
Also a littul jellussy!
R u just meeting the babbeh kitteh tonite, or do u gets to bring her home too?
**fidgets wif excitemints**
Ohai, fangs to awl teh cheez-peeps hoo is eggsited fur meh! I woke up this mornin feline liek it wuz Chrismus! (Thus teh cat-caroling below.)
Tonite I meetz The Tabby Boys gang (also referred to as The Itty Bitty City gang by mah sister). An yes, all 3 ar boys. But I will nawt be bringin wun hoem wit meh fur anuther 2 weeks. These kittehs wuz borned on April 2, so they will be a full 12 weeks when mah new behbeh leeves his mum and bruthers; and wil haz lerned awl teh kitteh soshulizayshun skilz an litterbokx gud behayvurs an so on . . .
*dantz dantz dantz uv happehnuss*
Toona mint? Dat’s wut teh fokes arownd heer call teh ACC basketbawl playoffs.
Sry… coodn’t resist…
Wh00t!!!
Baybee sweetie Kitteh for yoo.
*Happitayl twirl an spin an pranse*
Pinkee pinkee toepads!!!!!!!
*grabz tidmum’s paw, swings tidmum rownd an rownd*
I singz wit yoo:
God rest ye merry tabbykats, let nuthing ye dismay!
Fur itz yor bran-new fur-peep-mum thatz snorgling yoo this day!
O tabbykats wit long whyt sox, therz chaos on teh way!
O tidings uv pinkee toepad joi
—pinkee toepad joi!
O tidings uv pinkee toepad joi!
*Claps floofy paws delitedlee*
*falls in a dizzee,happitayl heep onna floor*
w00t gremlin!! Grate lyrics!!
Happee snorgling to u!
I’m soooo hapitail for you gremlin!!!! take sum pikshores of teh pinkee toepads, too! tehr’re teh sweeeetzzz!
Haow rlly wunnerful, gremlin; wut funses iyt wil bees wen yuu bringes
teh kitteh hoam;
Yuu wil hasta tells us alla bowt iyt; adn taikes lawtsa pikshures!!!!
gremlin – mai deer sis-in-paw! Duz this meen tath ai will nao hav a kitteh-in-paw???;)
Gremlin,
Congrat shoelacings on yur new acq… ackw.. yur new kitteh! Wishings yu menny smoos an snorgles for lots an lots uv yeers!
Darn it! They should warn people before posting these….
*SPPLLOOOOORRRTTT!!!*
oh noes!
Maus and Princess Mu is bof down!
Ware’s the CCC?
*Enters pulling the CCC*
Heer it is! Get to werk!
Petunia – YOO ar invited, too!! Just bee carefull nawt to step awn enewun, Ok??
We will hav appul slices an sum shugar cubes just fur yoo!!!
Whinnneee???
NickerNickerNicker….
I’ll be tehre!
Maus! Oh noes!!!!! Kwick! Ware iz teh CCC????
weeeooooweeeeooooweeeeoooweeeeooooh!
***drags cart along***
This iz my sekkund tyme using teh CCC, ai hopez ai rememberz teh core act proshidja!
*** scoopity scoopity scoopity brainz ***
Dere. Haz ai gotz dem all? Yep. Nao back in Maus’ hed.
*** Gloop. Pat pat pat pat ***
*** Pullz bavving cap ovar Maus head ***
Neggst: Ducky tape!!!
*** wrappity wrappity wrappity wrap ***
Nao teh blankit. Ah! Dere iz a naice floofy one rite here. And a hawt drink. And sum chocklit biskits. Nao stay here and dont moove until u feelz bettar.
Phew!
*Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech*……………………..
Piks Maus up frum Maushole Floor
*Scoop scoop scoop*
*Wype wype wype*
*perlopp perloop ploop*
Awl branes in nao.
*CHRG(wdoi) awn tite*
*wrap wrap wrap teh dukky taype rownd*
*covers Maus wiv a bloo floofy blanky an hands ober sum Hawt chokklit an chokklit possums*
Pats Maus berree gentlee awn teh arm. Tehre tehre Maus yoo soon feel bedder.
don’t forget to blindfold teh Maus u guiz!
he has re-splort tendensees.
O hai, leeza! I wasn’t around here much over teh last few days. On Friday u was worried bout ur kitteh. How did everything turn out wif her? U can direct me to a thread if u already reported and don’t wanna repeat urself.
ohai LCB! fanks for asking!
No, I haz not reported… Weezy gotted a B12 shot and sub-cu fluids Friday..she’s eeting, but I still has to bribe her with treets and Arby’s roasty beef. (Frankly, as of yesterday I think she has her appetites back, but is now playing fussy to keep getting the treet-y fuds)
But she has started drinking more waters again, so since we has the unresolved bloods in the urine issue… we is going to a specialist Thurs to see if they can see something my regular vet can’t. To the tune of onlee half of one arm and a few toes.
How is Esme doin?
Leeza….gud luk wif yur bebbeh…I just lost my Baby Ruben…we never did figure out what was wrong…I am praying that your little one is more fortunate!
Oh, CLOL, I didn’t know about Baby Ruben. I’m so sorry to hear about your losing him. But of course now he’s playing with my Jethro, who u once remarked looked just like him. They’re probably playing switched-identity pranks on everybouddy and laffing about it.
Hugs to u.
Ai has a sad for you and Ruben.
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Poor kitteh. Poor mommeh. I hope teh specialist finds teh problem and then solves it, with a minimum of fuss and expense for u.
Esme is hanging in there. Last night after her dinner she hung out on teh little “sidecar” table on my laptop desk which she doesn’t normally do and kept tappng me wif her paw and sometimes meowing insistently. She was purring most of teh time, but I was afraid all this meant she was having some pain and was seeking comfort. When I gave her her insulin I gave her a little “happy powder” on teh side, an herbal calming compound from my store. I guess it halped a little because she napped in one of her moar usual places afterward. I wish I knew what exactly she needed. This all makes me sad too not just for her but because my Jethro went through the same thing only with him I had no idea how sick he was.
Oh DEAR DEAR LCB!! Ai am SOOO sorreee you an Esme ar having to go thru this. It is SOOO hard. But yoo ar doing waht yoo can – and ai am shur she luvs yoo verree much!
Ai wuz just gonna rite yoo too to tell yoo about SJ’s partee. An heer yoo ar.
Ai hope yoo can get yurself into a partee mood!
It’s just a liddle partee – nuthing fancee! But teh peepl ar what will maek it fun, so ai doo hope yoo can come!
O hai, JCH4K. I may has to miss the party but for a good reason. I is havening lunch wif Julyisthebestmonth, who is in DC today. Plz to tell SJ that I tried to arrange for George Clooney and Daniel Craig to serve her martoonies all day but some officious bureaucrat not only rejected all teh paperwork but proved immune to bribery.
Didn’t you show him your arm full of expensive wristwatches????
LOL!111! WIN!!!1!
Yes. He axed if I had licenses for all of them. I ranawayfast.
NAWT to werree! Yoo AND July can bof bee layte. SJ herself won’t bee able to be heer until WAAAY layte – liek tonite!!! So – yoo can com ene tiem at awl!!
An OH!!! WHAT FUN!!! Ai hope yoo two hav the best lunh EBBER!!!
Pleez giv hur a hug frum meee!! {{{{{{Julyisthebestmonth}}}}}} Heer yoo go!!
{{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}} {{{{{{LCB}}}}}}
Mebbe Esme jus wanted her momma ??????? Teh kittehs be lubbin teh attenshun…..
Lunch at mai desk AND a partee sowns wunnerful !!
***starts looking up martoonie recipes***
oh LCB.. I noes just what u meen.. when they are just not acting liek they usually do, and maybe only just a littul different.. it just makes u worry so much! Kittehs are such creatures of habit! But since they can’t talk and we can’t reed their minds, u can onlee do ur best and I know ur doing that for Esme.
{{{{LCB & Esme}}}}
Fanks CLoL for the wishes too! Btw I like ur new name!
Sowry…!! I meant to add :
{{{{{{{{CLoL}}}}}}}}}}}
Sowry abowt ur Ruben kitteh.
Our love will go on………..
“Don’t let go, Jack!”
AHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! kazsplortttt!
Maus is being taken care uf, so….
**reeds from manual**
ok furst, the cleenup-
**sweepysweepysweepysweepy**
Then, gathur up the braynes and place in craniul cavity
u haz a cavity? We needs to fill that.
**stuffstuffstuffstuffstuff**
Then, put on CHRG and rap wif duck taype
**SWAK- on wif the cap and tapeytapeytapeytapey**
**Drops the manual in Princess Mu’s braynes**
OOPS!
Sowry, I missed a coupla braynes there.
**unraps and adds missing braynes and re-CHRG’s teh Princess**
OK!
Back to teh manual:
Give hawt choklit and wrap in sawft blankee.
Heer, Princess, has um hawt choklit, and sum warm ciniminimmonom rolls..
**wraps her up in a nice pastelly paislee blankee**
How do u feel? ok now??
Ah feels grate naow leeza-b! Fanks sew mutch! Grate job!
*whispurrs to Princess Mu – an ebreebuddee else!!
Did yoo get teh messaj re teh Birfday Partee fur SJ – aka Martonnie – awn teh tne pikchur???? 6AM ICHC time. Noon EST.!!
Ai hope yoo can come!!!
An ebreewun else, too !!! BE THERE – OAR BE SKWARE!!
An just bring yurselves!! Waht moar doo wee need to hav fun!
HELLOOOOOOOLooooo!! EBREE WUN!! PLEEZ REED WAHT AI JUST ROTE TO THE PRINCESS!!!
THANK YOO!!!
U teachez an owled cat nu trix, JanetCanHas4Kittehs! Kthxbai!
I can’t read it. Leeza blindfolded me…
do u promiss nawt to luk at the pickshur agin??
**tayked off blindfold**
Um… sure.
*Looks at JCH4K’s message*
OK. I’ll bees heer at Noon.
*Glances up at the picture*
Uh oh…
*RumbleGurgleRumbleGurgleRumbleGurgle*
*The CHRG expands suddenly, and then slowly gets smaller*
Well! Whaddaya know! Tohse fings ackshooly werks!
**wunders if blinders mite werk better**
ai didz get teh messaj, but ai’ll haz to bee skware and nawt bee there, unfortshnittly. Ai haz a sad!
But yoo can alwais com layter!! Yoo can eben com tomorrow!! It’s CYBERSPACE!!!!
Sow troo!!!! AI’ll be back. *terminating grin*
*Dawnkee eyes teh wurd “unfortshnittly” and snurts wildlee”
I r unfortshnittly habbing too go to work today inabout 20minutes. Pleh. Pleh,
I say!
But dis is how u say it, noes? Unfortshnittly? Dis is wot ai teachez mai colleegues. There inklish iz terribull. Probabbly wuld look good if written daon cos den it wulk bee lolspeak, ai guess.
And YES! Wurk is teh PLEH!
And nao ai haz a happi cos ai manidged mai berry nawt sekkund smily!
:laugh:
Make dat
Ohai Janet. I will be there fur da party.
Uhhmmm speaking ov parties… ur birfday party wuz a reel doozie. everyone had a grate tyme, including u i bet.
Butt… uhmm… cause it was sew busy i fink u did nawt get to see mi specseal present fur u. would you mind looking awn de adobe picture again were we had ur party? den u cin c my prezent tew u. It’s a liddle wais past da middle point.
luv,
Mu
Oh Primcess Mu ai DID see it! An it waz wunderful. But ai am SOOO far behine awn mai thank yoo noets it mite be Chrismas befoar ai get to ebree wun!
But ai hav red ebree thing throo – at LEEST twice! An ai am still floating awn air!!!
O yay! ahm r soooo glad u liked it!
So sweet!
Dis gived me a happy tearfulness.
(Or mebbe its mah allerjees.)
Anyway -
*snff*
*SPLORT*
Oh noes, anutha one! Dese lolpics are splortpics, srly!
Ai hopez Jack haz stocked teh CCC well.
*** sweepity teh brainz togetha ***
*** scoopz dem up ***
*** putz dem bakc in Duffy’s head***
pat pat pat.
*** rummidges for CHRG ***
Ah! Here! Pink wif flours on!
*** Puts CHRG on Duff’s head*
*** Wraps duck taype all around***
*** Wraps floofy pink blankit wif kitteh paw printz on it around Duffy***
Here iz zum hawt chocklit and some hob nobs for u. We needs moar chocklit!!!
*rushes n arms oburflowing wiff choklits*
*trips a little, drops a few, restocks cart*
very cute
See, my kittehs only do this pose right before teh attackingz start. IT looks all cutelike, then they start kicking each other with back paws and attacking.
Lolz, Missies! I wuz thinkin the same thing!
stawp tuchin me! sereeyuslee, ai feel awl bettr, naow let gouvme!
…
speekin uv snuggles- a kyoot gui asked me if ai wudnt mind snugglin wif him durin teh moovee, but ai wuz so shokked an skeered taht he thinks ai wud rather die tahn snuggel wif him… mai fase makes teh weerd luks wen aize skeered.
{{{{{kitsunerina}}}}}
Awwww, dun bee skeered. Nawt here, ennybay.
aww
thats the cuttest thing ive ever seen…
lovely!!
Tank hebbens Ai am immyooon to teh Hallzmark moments. No splortage fer me. Toesies, differnt storee.
Ai ackshully tink teh kitteh is plotting sumting, or purrhaps doing teh bills while being forceded to do teh cuddlez ting.
ay boted for ur LOL on teh boting page….twas on p6 at teh 5:26 ICHC time….wuz teh funneh!
I splorted awl ovur mai laptop. I don’t fink datz cuverred in da warruntee.
Deez splortpics need warning: “May result in splorting.”
U can haz CHRG, blankit, hawt drink and luts of comfort frum cheezfrenz!
oh man.
this picshur is just plain mean
ai meen, lookatit. that’s danjurous.
OK, OK, wut to do.
did you noes itz only 185 days until Income Tax day (in the USA)?
and lookat this, it’s going to be teh hawt and humid again today!!
and tehre is way too many things to do a twerk.
…
whew, there, I am feeling much safer from unexpected splorting.
must hit “add comment” and then switch to different window. nawt safe here!!
Fleep – pleez don’t go to far. Yoo will bee needed at Martoonie/SJ’s partee awn teh next picchure!! Today is hur birfday! She’s a gemini – just laik me!!
An ai cudn’t agree moar. It is a VEREE danjerous pikchure. Joyne me an thnk ov “Faust.” It halps quite a lot!!
puppies.
babies wiff puppies.
Babies wiff kitties.
squishable.com
disapproving rabbits
My wurk is dun…
*snurts an runs*
income taxes.
teh grass is THIS high and the lawnmower is borked.
pawliticians
pawliticians wifout puppies
…..
deep breaths,
maintaining ekwilibrium,
LOL!!!
Me, too!!
Ai iz goin in teh gardin 2 eet wurms. I tyed nawt sekond yesterdai and woz teh onlee nawt sekond 2dai wiv Firefox Crashes. An noeboddee offurd mee conga rats or drinksies. *Sulks*
awh no annipull!!! ai dansez for yew *jig jig jig* an here yew go *leeds yew to a bar* hab anee djink yew wants
jimmba!! Ai am so glad yoo are HEER!!! Ai wuz just gonna rite to yoo! Can yoo com to SJ/Martoonie’s partee awn teh next pichur??? yoo know hoo she iz, rite?? She’s teh wun hoo werks in Lundun!! An wun ov ar brite shining stars ov pithy wit!
Watching her an Ambercat – an then Tidmum together – better tahn Monty Python eneday!!
ai shall trai mai bestest awntee janet!!
ai hopez tew see sum funnee’s later den!! 
Thx Jimmba, pls 2 joyn mee in sumting long and cold – It’z warm heer in TTI 2dai.
Ai’ll furgiv teh obersite tihs tyme.
THX! U R in TTI? Ware aboutz? Ai iz in Jermanee, but i lubz TTI berry berry much.
ai know!
ai’s here in TTI tew!! ai can has frostee boddul ob budweiser, an ai mayke yew a long island ice tea 
Upfi!! We AWL luvs teh TTI verree much becuz it has peeple laik Jimmba an SJ/Martonie an tidmum an Ambercat an gibbocat an Paul an annieluvsprintie an handicat an LuvCharlie Cat AND ov corse Annipuss innit!!!
An OH – ai hoep ai havn’t furgotten too menee. Poohbear – sum numbers!! Oh deer1
Begging yur furgibness in advance!! AND fur gud meshure1!
PAWS4THOT!!! Where ARE yooo!!! of corse, he’s in Scotland, so purrhaps hee can’t heer me!
Annipuss!! Ai am SOOO sorree!! It wil bee fixed!!! Sumtiems – teh rite peepl just arne’t THERE. Sum ov us ar bedder at paying attenshun to this kind ov thing tahn otters.!! But we usuallee go thru an trai to fix this kind ov thing!!
{{{{Annipuss}}}}}
Anni teh same thing haz happened to me …. sumtimes onlee the top spot gets the win. And I wunder if maybee that’s the way is SHUD be? We has so many tys these days and itz hard to keep up sumtimes! Don’t worrie abowt it… wud u like a danse and drink now?
**gets owt old tap shoos**
tapitty tapitey tap tap tapitey tapp
** does a few time steps…**
**now a few maxi fords**
Whew! I iz owtta shape!!
Now do some cramp-chaines…
Hm… that sownds like it mite hurt.
We did cramp rolls once.. and they did!
My limited tapping experiense.. u has exposed it!
Gets owt ballet shoos and prepares to embarress hurself worse, if necessary…. Plie, Sekkund posishun!
It’s just like it sounds: cramp roll, chaine turn, etc.. The first time I tried them I got through about 2, and “spun out and hit the wall”. Ouchies…
But it WOZ teh top spot! Adn dat makez it even moar unjust. Ai feelz sry 4 annipuss. Nawt sekkund and nawt ackon … anock … getting teh attenshun 4 it. Iz not fair. *drops head in shame*
O sowry! I did nawt understand correctly!!
Now I has a sad for Annipuss!
Which thred waz it?
Teh last 1 b4 dis one! Firefox Crash! But PdB and Jimmba have cum to teh resqueue. Still, dis should nawt happen. Ai iz purr fecktionist and ai likez to get fings rite.
Thx ebbreeboddee 4 yur wishiz – saevz mee frum havvin 2 eet wurmz. Saevz wurms 2!
Noes, doan eet teh wurmses;
Congradumalashuns, Annipuss; iyt’s kwite a feat tuu geyt teh taupe spaut!!!
Sumetiems peeps geyts bizzi oar iynboulbed wif teh thred, Ai finkso;
Allotta tiems Ai poast stuf onna bauddum ov teh thred adn Ai wunder iyf enneeboddee reeds iyt; Ai dunno….!!!
(sumetiems weez feals oaverluuked; iyt bees normul tuu feal taht waiy!!! )
We WUD know if onlee we had teh voating burgerz bak!!! Ai miss them so much!
dit-toes Janet!
U R rite and ai iz terribly sry. Rly. Ai iz n00b but ai noes u shuld have conga rats shoe laces and drinksies and a dans as well. Wot wil u have, even wif delay?
**SQUEE**
**SPLORT**
Oh,noes…ai forgotted how much rhsb LUBS teh callikos….
here comes teh CCC…
****shovel,shovel,shovel****
Gently puts braynes back inna hed…
***pat,pat pat****
***taype taype taype***
Nao sit wif dis soft calliko blankee ahnd hab sum chokklit cubbered cherries….
Bedder ????
How are things going wif hubbie,iffin ai may ask ???
Fanks 4 teh halp, eek. Yesh, ai lubs mi sum calikoez!
Thingz r purrty mush teh saem wif teh Hubby. Wii got in2 a fite last Thursdai (thro emayle). Ai left an “ai’m sowwy” messij on hiz voyse mayle on Caturdai. Him emayled mi yesturdai.
Ai SEW want tings 2 werk owt b-twiin us, but it duzznt luk taht wai.
Ai’ve been talkin 2 CC abowt dis alot. Ai tink CC knowz best, but iz hard 2 rel..ralinq…gib up control.
Tanks 4 askin.
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Yesh…ai knows peeps say to put it awl inna hands uv CC, but we duzzint alwais listen…..
Iz gud that dere iz at leest dialogue between u….eben if things nawt werk out,u know there wuz at leest effort. Small comfurt,but hopefully sum comfort.
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DK
the lol sleeps weth a lol
Dat I will be forebber fownt in ur arms
Lawst nebber, or onlee mai hart into urs.
Fur wii 2, de whirld is nawt so sad a playse
wii dans togevver, wit tender grayse
Wii 2 hu tuch
Wii 2 hu see
U r nawt perfekt
Mii neever
I am nawt de wurst
Nor ar u
Dat u awlwais see mohr in me dan de whirld duz
………I will du de saym fur u………..
Adn dat togevver wii dans frum de muck to de starz
Ohhhhhhhh!!!!
Dat iz beeyutimuss MelONyx.
How romantik.
Happens sumtyms. *sigh* I tries 2 kiip de romantikal hart frum trownsin de synikal soel, but sumtyms it wins.
Wut is wit de half a kommint fing agin?
Tank u, Tidmum!
Ai think teh rumanitkal hart prllee winz moar offen. Taht wuz reelee prittee, MelONyx!!
Veree luuvlee adn beautimusful seyntimints, MelONyx !!!!
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AWWWW THAT IS JUST THE CUTEST PICTURE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WOORLD!! OMG YOU ARE THE BEST!! I LOVE THAT PICTURE AWWWWWWWW.
This is just the sort of anthropomorphization that is irksome. It’s just the kind of thing that silly personages such sweetpea would looooooove and go all “googlie eyed”; the same sort who like chocolate, YouTube, and ridiculously bizarre spelling.
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Additionally, I suspect it is photoshopped.
Ha ha ha.
NOW YOUR FACE I EAT
grahrr
Theo!!! An ai wuz just going to rite to yoo too!!! ai know yoo don’t particularly doo birthday partiees – but it’s SJ!!!!
So ai doo hope yoo can come too! Ten next picshur – in just 1 1/2 hours!
And EEEK!! Ai’m not reddee yet. But yoo don’t hav to doo enething. Just show up!!
Kwik, git teh dart gun!! Run, peepz, RUN!!!
I fink maybee a
consultashunintervenshun wif Phillipe and Igor is needed heer!We might even need a debriefing!
*Peeks around the corner*
Really?! Shud I gets teh Cart?!
I think that would be wise.
And… ALL teh attachments.
Wait….who’s gonna lose their briefs ???
Does it reely mattur?
Guess nawt….as long az dey are cleen!!
Maus, you bring the cart. I’ll get the black duffel bag wif the crossbow, bungee cords, trankwilizer darts, duck tape, duck, (how’d that get in here?), HavAHart traps in aassorted sizes, camowflaj face paint, and decoys (hmmm, wut kind of decoy wud lure MaisNon close enough for capshurs?).
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We may be able to capshur her. Then, I suspecs, we needs to reboot all her borg accesories, including the dongles.
Teh lure shud be the opposyte uf whutever we wud normally yoos– rite?
**wunders if sweet grits wud werk?**
OK. I has teh cart. I gassed up teh chaynesaw, an I has plentee of ostrich fethers and cherry syrup.
ai think if they are mixed wif a helfy dose of disapproval and just a sopu-son of cynicism they may werk.
**mixes up bowl uf grits wif lots uv moleasses,
adds in sevarul heaping TBLs of disapproval, a dash uv cyniminomicysm, and also a spritzez in a bit of ’scents ob hoomer, lack uv’**
Hold ur nose around dis.
Ennything else to add? Maybe a dash of self-centerdness?
*powt*
I think y’all need a llama to go wif that duck.
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P.S. I think this is the nawt sekkund tyme I ever splorted over a CAPTION.
f.r.
Wuts a debriefing? Duz it happin in teh nawty barn?
Furst rool about debriefing; nebber tawk aboot debriefing.
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And yesh, I believe debriefings traditionally are held in the nawty barn. I noticed several pairs of suspenders & odder equipment & helmets hanging from hooks & whatnot teh last tyme I took my clean laundry out there to be ironed.
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Oh, and there’s a sign-in sheet at the front desk, too. f.r.
Will the problem with the space-time continuum come up every time we have a birthday party from now on ???
lettuce hope nawt …
*BOINK MAIS OUI!!! come back!! Yoo ar needed at SJ’s partee!!!
Ai hoep ai dint hurt yur hed too much!!! Sorree. Desprit times calls fur desprit meshures!!
*BOINK*
Yeah, Red! Come on out!
*sits holding head while little birdies fly around in circles, tweeting annoyingly*
owie. was that really necessary?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Hu are yu and how did yu get heer?
For a moooooomeeent like thiiiis! Some peeple wate a liftime! Fore a mooooooommmmeeeeeentt like thiiiis!!!
O, tu fyned a lurv sew pyur adn swete,
A soleful lurv, noe grater fete.
Mai hart sew full of joy,
Mai lyfe cumpleat.
Iz Jon Dun?
Me has a sad… Dat pic madez me kry. So kewt, eet mooved meh. Me thinkz I iz immoone 2 splortz :s…
Beige. We shall paynt teh seeling beige.
Brillyunt kittehlurve!! ROFL!!!
Awww…how kyoot!
what is dis a reference too? vause it sownd familyar
*sad
y4 u sad?
awwh…
thay win teh kyootest kupple of teh yeer award.
♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫ Luuv iys awl tehre iys,
adn bebbeh, weez haz iyt ♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫
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@@@@@@@@@ Awt the way down heer at teh bottom!!!!
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Oh, and biim mii up thar, Scotty!
aww KUTEEEness
RIGHTCLICK>SAVED
Wuv, twoo wuv…
Tihs picshur iz grate 4 luking at avtur a strezzful dae….instent relaxashun.
200th Comment:
Love is a lie.
don’t let go….
awwww this pic is sooo cute
xx
iz haz momenez lik that