I r lolcatus. reziztents is fu…
I r lolcatus. reziztents is fu… fut… reziztents dun werk.
lets nawt fite. hao abowt i gif yoos rubz insted?
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LOLCUTIS!!!
Concats, Mias oui!!
fanx!
*luks glum*
but i can’t come out & plae now; gotta go twerk…
Buh bye, hunnee. Has a niec dai a twerks *airkiss*
aww…
butt concatz N E waiii!!!
More drinks? Or are u full of de chawklit martoonies?
cuz he’s cuuuuuuuuuuute, 0′ corse.
…but does he like you, I’m getting mixed signals.
It’s 3 of 5 (Pointee Enz)…
I hoeps dis duznt gibs yoo a flashbak, MaryO…
*random whirrings & buzzez & clicks (o mai) emanate from MaisNon…*
*mega snerk*
I maykded wun sorta liek dis, but I fink da kitteh n mai lolpik lukz moar liek uh Borg dan dis wun:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1213901
Dis wite kitteh lukz liek himz playin “Red lite Green lite”
friend me and send me all ur star trek pics.
no its la cuteist lol
Star Trek: Teh LOLcat Generation
Teh Best of Both LOLworlds, Part Tew
Eyez awl reddee fur Krismus tho!
I thot diz wuz Traffic Cat.
Iz ok. Der is traffic on Krismus…
Lukz leik owr Romeow abatar.
Or mebbe sum Vogon shouting: Resistance is Useless!
Vogonz nawt kyoot liek dis kitteh. Vogonz teh awpozit ob kyoot. Vogonz b teh uglee. Dey liek goggies…dey uglee. DO NOT WANT!
“You know, it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.”
“Why, what did she tell you?”
“I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”
Ahhh,Douglas Adams…..RIP.
LOL!
*Beetlejoose- Beetlejoose- Beetlej….*
Itz shoetym…
N deyz powitree … um … nawt bloez, ifn U gitz mai driff
Borg kitteh!
BOWS to mai nebberending pawars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dese eyes scaree!!
Oar an Eyetalyun partee… oar a Mexiun partee… oar partee fur wutebber countreez dat haz red wite & green flagz.
split purrsonaliteh kitteh doesn’t know whether to stop or to go!
I seez ded peeps……NOW IN 3D!!!!
lol
hahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaa…
*deep breath*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
*snerk*
*wypes eyz*
*giggle*
phew!
oh noes! teh borgkittehs be attakin us wif kyoot! dey makes our hed asplo- noooooooooo! (dives in frunt uv random person as dey look at kitteh) SPLORT!
is been splorted. halp plz?
srsly. i dont think brainz sposd to be evriwere lyk dat.
*sigh*
Wait…. wut? Did yew splort, oar wuz yew sayving awluvus frum teh splortashun uv a passin straynjur?
i savd u guise but gawt splorted.
also hit mah hed landin lol
whaps, this was supposed to be a reply to another comment. sorry about that
wait never mind was a glitch
Doan wurry!!
How ken u wurry wif no brainz in ur hed?
I get deh CCC.
brb
thankz
Ai finkz wii needz sumfin wif wich to cleen teh braynz off her (himz?) clothez. Awlso an ice pak for teh hed.
im a girl XD
Wun kin neber usoom ennyfing, yew noez…
at leest u sed ‘cleen teh braynz off her (himz?) clothez’ nawt ‘cleen teh braynz off himz (her?) clothez.’
ai has a sneekee suspishun dat moast uv us is girls. (it has sumfin to do wif teh fyrmens episodes last weeks).
fyrmens episode? whut?
lcb an kumpannee hired sum fyrmens to halp reskyoo peepl- ai think teh fyrmens has taken a fulltaim posishun at the NB naow…
aisle luk an see whut picshurs it started awn.
ai kannot fynd it… ai givs up luukin and akses teh fyrmens to go fynd lcb insted.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh purblol lilakz
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
thank you both.
stoopid heroics. on teh othr hand, im not good at cleenin up da splorts, speshali wifowt u guise to halp.
*Runz 2 ty booteek and gettingz deh iyc 4 deh borked hed.*
*Putz deh iyc bag gentlee on dragonkitteh_leelee’z hed. *
Now u just laying heer and resting a wyle. U deserve a medull fer saving deh udder peepz frum deh splortingz. Dis will have 2 due.
*Handz dragonkitteh_leelee a nuzzer martoonee.*
do nawt want medal. dem r hevi, nd whut else wus i sposd to do?
liek i sed, ’stoopid heroics. on teh othr hand, im not good at cleenin up da splorts, speshali wifowt u guise to halp’
also, id get imbarisd nd go hyde if i wuz gibben a metal. i no has stage
fryte, but i’se nawt guud at aceptin complimints
(just choklit lol)
Aaaack! Dragonkitteh_leelee! U haz splorted? Mennee minnits ago? War de heck is ebberiwun?
Run fur de CCC
*WEEEEEOOOOOOWWEEEEEOOOOOOW*
Scoopyscoopyscoopy up de braynes
pittipittipatpat pittipittipatpat chitti chitti ban – oh wait
Brand new CHRG *kthwaaptk*
duckytapin, yeah I’m just duckytapin – stawp singing, Mel!
Ok, sawftee blankee wit liddel Chinese dragons onnit
Chawklitt martoonie left over frum partee
Adn last but nawt leest – A chawklit wistell fur de sos!
Whew! feel bedder?
Ok, war hav I bin?
yes, thanks.
purty dragoms.
(i feelz bettr)
fanks tew all uv ya fur replacin mah brainz. u needs ani halp nao? bfore i gets sugrbuz frum awl dat choklat n_n
nd nao i r doin short comic bads of dis bcause is fun to draw.
mebbe i duz it in stik figrs. dat wud be even silee-er
stik figris wif kitteh eers nd tails. XD
next persom to splort, we awl go halp, m’kay?
o-m-golly wollyz
that iz zooo fuhnee!
abort!abort!
run fuh ur lives!
O.O
zomg lolcatus is heer!
everbuddy run foar dere lyfes!
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i dont get it but its funny.
DK – I don get it eether…see wiki below, gess we can chooz:
Desu can mean:
A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate.
An abbreviation for Delaware State University.
thanks.
Ai thot wuz “USED” bakwerdz. Ai still dunno y itz der sew menny tiemz…
An sumuv dem iz diffrint. Sum is DESU an udders is DSEU.
Mai konfyooshun. Let me show u it.
ai’m not gettin it either- plz to be xplainin?
mebbeh eetz da sneezin sownd?? a desu!! blez yew!
eye haz hed tehy kumz een threez
but diz lukz liek hii neads sum meddycayshun??
Oar hii kud B:
.
Attenshun seekin
Been obstrpruz
Critikullee stoopee??
D raynjd…
Eezilly amyewzd
Full ov sumfin naztee…
G…
Gigguln tu himsef, ahl bai himsef & hiz udder sef
Hatinz
Igrnt
Jus borin
Kynd uv ah drag… ( ♫ newaaaaayz..)
Llamma
Malfunkshunin
N…
Nutcase
ornree
poo hed
quakking up
reelee obnoxuz
s…
Neow
OH
Pleez x
Q’s mi
Rozen Maiden &
Suiseiseki
Tew, ( adn Totoro) dew
U luV
Wun Hayao X MiYaZaki ??
Orwell, heez a fu pajis down abitz…..
hitnrun… wif eberythang u eber
wantid tu kno r nawt adn didd r
diddint aks.
i luv Totoro & catbus!
oh yes, luv taht catbus!
Mai favz r Howlz movin kassul adn
porco roso adn nausica adn teh
wun wif munta adn teh baron…
sew butifullee animaetid!!
Sew mini moore, ai havint scent
tehm ahl…..
It’s an internet meme referencing a Rozen Maiden (anime) character who says “desu” a lot and has one red/brown eye and one green eye.
SUISEISEKI CAT NEEDS MOAR DESU
Fank yew anonymouse!! Sum uv us b owt uv deh loop, sew tew speek.
Mai advanced age, let mii show u it.
yeah, wut u sed, adn sum ov us iz stilz ahn dialzup!
jus spam. saw sum wun on loldogs doin same fing.
loldogs?! *…kitteh runz afta taht bown lyk ah doggeh…*
game ovuh! thar nawt neerlee az funni az teh catz.
adn mai ai jus add, DEJAVUDEJAVUDEJAVUDEJAVUDEJAVU,
tew elbenty r sew………….
adn:
Thankyou Cheez adn Tofu fur wut u ditto.
it’s not spam. it’s an internet meme.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rozen_Maiden
(under the trivia section)
The popular internet “desu” meme originates from Suiseiseki’s habit of appending the word โ which is rarely grammatically correct, and is nothing more than a copula โ to the end of every sentence
WTF ??????
FTW !!!
Duzzint Exprez Self Uzfillee ??!!
yase, he shud xplain. but maibee his han is tird. thas a lot of tipin.
needs more desu.
an moar cowbell.
*snerk*
Ding dong.
Rule 51: Needs more desu. No exceptions.
Rule 52: There is NOOO … Rule 52.
Rule 53: No Pooftaz
i wuz waytin 4 sum1 2 say dis.
aniwon notiss dat ebery tird won is spellded different than the nawt-second too?
Or am ai lookin at dis too deep?
Copy/paste fail.
THE ELUSIVE DESUCAT… I HAS FOUND IT!
I was waiting for that post! WINRAR
i should have known i would be beaten to that….
how long didz it tak yu tu mak that????
Brilliant!, lol
u wilz be asimbiliated. dun mak me hurtz u, k?
don wurry kitteh, we jus rol ovr fur yu, k?
Traffik Lite Cat issues confusing message…
Stawp…
No,go……
No,stawp…..
Aw,heck !!
is he frum yootah? peeps here doant noe haow to drive wiffowt cawsin acksiddentz.
Wouldn’t it be “We r lolcatus”
If it’s the whole Star Trek reference.
They refer to Locutus of Borg
Hai everybody, I apoligize fer the confusing muliDESU post, but in the same way as the clout begat rain and the flower begat fruit, and pic of kitty with red and green eye MUST BEGAT DESU.
the more you know:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_Rozen_Maiden
“Suiseiseki is a very prominent and popular character in the series. This is supported by the Internet meme involving images of her and the (over)use of the word “desu” (ใงใ, desu?). This meme came about because Suiseiseki ends almost all of her sentences with “desu”. Most possibly for the sake of the meme, one fan has counted over 527 utterances of the word by Suiseiseki throughout the the entire Rozen Maiden anime.”
i thank u fur this information*politely*
Heh… someone had to do this.
Thank you.
DESUCAT SEZ DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Tekniculy iz should be We iz lolcatus der iz no me in borg.
meh.
dis am kyootr?
furtunatli mah hed alredi splode wunce, so i can luhk at it wifowt splorting.
also duktaype holds braynz in fur nao.
**rollz ober and showz belleh**
Do ur wurst, kitteh!
*taeks owt fethr nd tiklz ur belleh till u pees urself*
Heeeeheeee!!!
lol!
OMWT!BBQ!!! *GASP- WEEZE-COF*
‘i r lolcatus. resistence is fyootile. u will be splorted frum teh kyoot.’
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
now we gots too ob dem doin da same ting. is it a conspir…consu…an ebil plan?
i doan git it
Has ennewun else seen teh comment in blue under teh borg man?
Oar am I jess bein a bit touchy?
I nawt wanna be a party pooper oar nuffin,but kidlets read tehse fings.
Jess bein kuncerned .Dats all.
OMG!! I jess klikked awn it an iz nawt reely nyce atawlll
Plz doant Werdycnan!
Iz nawt nyce.
just lukkin at awl those starz maykz mee fink, “oh noes! losta naughty werdz!”
Yah. An werser fings behind it.
sowndz lyke a veri bad pikshur, tew. itzzit awn ICHC? wii shud ask taht fingz lyke taht nawt bee put awn dere, maebeez teh wunz taht awr bee taykn off?
nawt gud & donut juant
cenntta off-n-siff misige 2 bozzes
It sez: “Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)” How can dat b a related post???? (I hazn’t klikked on it, just lukking at teh title kepting mii away. frum it.)
ai finks teh ottomatiklee genraytur iz borked
Yah. Borked in teh Hed. Sik.
iz horrible cweenmj.
I tries to do the incorrect or offnsive thing but mah pyuter wont let me.
Iz a blog wiv sum horrid lukkin linkys awn it if yoo noes whut I meen?
i cud centtes 1 & idid
fanx 2wh2blk2stripey.
I dussent wanna spoil teh commentses cuz we habbin fun,but I nawt
want ennewun tew be offended or upsetted if dem askidentlee goes der.
I sorry iffen I cawse a prollum.
Nuffin to pollygize for Tidmum!
I had notissed that too. Also… I notise a link underneath that says ‘incorrect or offensive’? Maybe that’s what it’s for, to report stuff like this? Just thinkin owt lowd…
Still a twerk, leeza? Mii 2!! (Wurking a tome todai)
I wuz.. but I iz leevin now!
Has to get extra hour for leaving early Thurs for the vet trip.
Has a gud nite DK and don’t work 2 hard!
re: offensive link: I have submitted my complaint.
I am assuming someone made a mistake or ICHC has been hacked. I do not wish to associate with anything even remotely like that.
ps If The Burgers are reading this,
please know that if that link is not a joke or mistake or hack, then kindly remove my name from this page.
Srsly.
Neow ai c wut ur talkin bout…
ai thinkx itwas genuratid bai
teh “fu” n teh lol.
(nawt sew lol)
Mebbe cheez & tofu
wheel fixxit sune.
doan fink tahta prollum tall
shoedunt b dare tall
keeps 2 halfs phun playen
Jus noticed dat…..yeah,NAWT gud………
EEEeeeeeekkkkkk!!111!1!1! ai wunt luk!
*skurries beehind kowch*
Yes, I was wondering how to complain about it – it’s quite unnecesary and totally out of place here.
That should be Unnecessary – spelling upset by unpleasantness.
I have sent a message to Cheezburger via the “Contact Us” place – hope it has some effect.
Off to bed now 12.15 on Wednesday morning here!
izzit a borg? idk. duz teh kitteh reely haz a red eye adn a green eye? oar wuz it just…FOTOSHOPPED?
*dyvez beehind kowch tew avoyd darts*
Ai amm compliitlii undur yur controll, Yur Qteness.
DESU DESU DESU DESU.
(The word spoken way too often by Suiseiseki, a character in the surprisingly watchable Rosen Maiden anime. She has one red eye and one green eye)
iz nawt comment — iz lynk 2 anudder blawg, “automatically generated” bai awr favyrtie werdpretzel.com. Dey’s tryin 2 increeze traffik da lazee way — compooter finz posts wif same wordz or keywordz as dis wun. Beecuz uv awl dee *** it nawt trigger anee sens… cenz… chekcing for nawty wordz, ai think. Ai don think ai’ll bee clicking awn taht link, dough.
shud hav been a liddle furder up… oops.
tanks fur teh Xplanayshun!
I’m pretty sure it was a link to a video that was on Mad TV, but has been removed by youtube already, so basically it’s just a worthless page with a broken video now. I understand why they want to increase flow through the site, but they should really be careful what they’re linking to… it doesn’t seem like a very “family friendly” site to begin with.
Anywhos~ teh kitty is cute, but strange to look at for very long, lol. Are his eyes really that way? Would be a pretty interesting kitty to have, lulz ^_^
*twitchies*
Has splorted frum teh kyoot
*WEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEWOOOO!1!11!!1!*
CCC, KUMING THROO!
*sweepy sweepy sweepy sweep*
*plop*
*pat pat pat*
nao, ware iz taht bravving cap? Oh! dere it iz!
*tug tug TUUUG!*
*strap strap*
*kwak kwak kwak*(duk tayp)
nao, just lie bak awn tihs nyse kowch adn nom dese nyse choklit ferritz wyul ai rappz yu in tihs nyse green blankee, adn sip tihs choklit milk. ai also haz a choklit martoonie, if you wuntz taht. bedder nao?
Rlly bad stuf goeying awn; Ai seed teh linkees furst adn mai eiseballses awlmoast
poppeded aowt;
Enneewai, kitteh probly haz neu kontackt lenseses; Eye Doktur wuz veree cheep!!
Oar mebbee hers eises haz bin *gasp* adn *gasp agen* FOTOSHAUPPED!!!!!!!!!
dayvud beau E cat
Grownd controle 2 Majur Tomcat,
Grownd controle 2 Majur Tomcat,
Take ur cheezburgers and put ur helmit on.
Grownd controle 2 Majur Tomcat,
Commensng cowntdown, enjines on,
Chek ignishun and may Ceiling Cat’s love b with u
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@elebenty@@@@@@@
I โฅ David Bowie
Berree gud Wolverine Girl !!!!!!!!!!!
I coodunt rezist (rezistents wuz fut..fu – well u getz the ideah) Space Oddity iz mai all tiem favurit David Bowie song
Alwayz gudz tu mix a 1970z pop song with lolspeak!
I’z so glad dis wun iz bak up, iz so funnee, speshully if u iz Patrick Stewart fan liek mee. I hearded bout da ikky link dat wuz atachd 2 it an glad it wuz getted rid ov, Lolcatus ov Borg refuzed 2 asimulait dat wun.
yes, the b0rg would even reject that ickiness.
okay here’s a nupdate on my complaint. (it is in reverse order- most recent in top spot- so may be a little confuzzling
Hai Mary,
We actually emailed WordPress about the issue, so hopefully they can figure out how to fix the problem and make sure content is appropriate. We don’t think that they were aware of this kind of issue.
kthxbai
Tofuburger
On Wed, Jun 11, 2008 at 6:36 AM, wrote:
So, is that sort of thing acceptable to WordPress? Is there a place to complain about that? *ahem*. I would like to speak to their supervisor. Maybe disassociate myself completely from any WordPress accounts, if that is their standard.
Mary
In a message dated 6/11/2008 3:03:58 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, icanhascheezburger@gmail.com writes:
Hai,
The related links is something that WordPress (our blogging platform) does automatically, so it’s something that we don’t do or have any control of. But we have removed the post because of the offensive links.
Sorry about that!
kthxbai
Tofuburger
On Tue, Jun 10, 2008 at 4:39 PM, wrote:
Do you intentionally have a very offensive link underneath the I r lolcatus pic?
Just the link title bothers me.
I object strongly.
Mary Douglas
Mary O’Spockn
Sweetpea et al
Yay, MaryO! Teh kreep gawted kiked awf!! Juss dezerts!
Juss choklit dezertz???
Srsly– fanks, Mary! U go gurl!!!
choklit!!!!!!!!!!!!NOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wut? i alwaz like da choklit!
Yay, mary! Ai’m glad u brot taht tu their attention,
you did teh work 4 all ov us, but, how can they
nawt kno taht?
Eer, err, Mary O! Well writ and nawt lolspoken! We cannot haz dis unneyssity awn here amung teh cheezpeeps.
Lol, cheezpeeps
NEEDS MOAR DESU~
No, Boatlights, needz no moar DESU. We haz had quiet enuff DESU furrrrther up teh thred. In fact, we haz r.n o.t of t.h l.tt.rs.
WATS DESU ENYWAY??????!!!!!!
NEEDS MOAR DESU!
Crissmiss eyes!!
wut hansum kitteh
Star Trek refrens FTW!!!
It’s Lolcatus of Purrg!
heers wun nobudy yuusd yet: Spiderkitteh Jerusalem! Sho us ur gonzo jurnillsm skillz!
Silence, filthy assistant!
’silence mortal scum’ is more fun to say. . . .
Desucat needs MOAR DESUUUU~
We r de LOLborg
rziztence=futile
Christmas Kitty
Geordi says: “Resistence iz NOT futile!”
Hugh: “Resistence iz NOT futile?
Geordi: “No. I dont wan to be assimilated.”
Hugh: “u will not b assimilated. resistence is not futile.”
*MEOW*
dude thats friggin awesome if its real
I am teh cutest of borg.
You will assist us.