I r lolcatus. reziztents is fu…
I r lolcatus. reziztents is fu… fut… reziztents dun werk.
lets nawt fite. hao abowt i gif yoos rubz insted?
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LOLCUTIS!!!
Concats, Mias oui!!
fanx!
*luks glum*
but i can’t come out & plae now; gotta go twerk…
Buh bye, hunnee. Has a niec dai a twerks *airkiss*
aww…
butt concatz N E waiii!!!
More drinks? Or are u full of de chawklit martoonies?
cuz he’s cuuuuuuuuuuute, 0′ corse.
…but does he like you, I’m getting mixed signals.
It’s 3 of 5 (Pointee Enz)…
I hoeps dis duznt gibs yoo a flashbak, MaryO…
*random whirrings & buzzez & clicks (o mai) emanate from MaisNon…*
*mega snerk*
I maykded wun sorta liek dis, but I fink da kitteh n mai lolpik lukz moar liek uh Borg dan dis wun:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1213901
Dis wite kitteh lukz liek himz playin “Red lite Green lite”
no its la cuteist lol
Star Trek: Teh LOLcat Generation
Teh Best of Both LOLworlds, Part Tew
Eyez awl reddee fur Krismus tho!
I thot diz wuz Traffic Cat.
Iz ok. Der is traffic on Krismus…
Lukz leik owr Romeow abatar.
Or mebbe sum Vogon shouting: Resistance is Useless!
Vogonz nawt kyoot liek dis kitteh. Vogonz teh awpozit ob kyoot. Vogonz b teh uglee. Dey liek goggies…dey uglee. DO NOT WANT!
“You know, it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.”
“Why, what did she tell you?”
“I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”
Ahhh,Douglas Adams…..RIP.
LOL!
*Beetlejoose- Beetlejoose- Beetlej….*
Itz shoetym…
N deyz powitree … um … nawt bloez, ifn U gitz mai driff
Borg kitteh!
BOWS to mai nebberending pawars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dese eyes scaree!!
Oar an Eyetalyun partee… oar a Mexiun partee… oar partee fur wutebber countreez dat haz red wite & green flagz.
split purrsonaliteh kitteh doesn’t know whether to stop or to go!
I seez ded peeps……NOW IN 3D!!!!
lol
hahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaa…
*deep breath*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
*snerk*
*wypes eyz*
*giggle*
phew!
oh noes! teh borgkittehs be attakin us wif kyoot! dey makes our hed asplo- noooooooooo! (dives in frunt uv random person as dey look at kitteh) SPLORT!
is been splorted. halp plz?
srsly. i dont think brainz sposd to be evriwere lyk dat.
*sigh*
Wait…. wut? Did yew splort, oar wuz yew sayving awluvus frum teh splortashun uv a passin straynjur?
i savd u guise but gawt splorted.
also hit mah hed landin lol
whaps, this was supposed to be a reply to another comment. sorry about that
wait never mind was a glitch
Doan wurry!!
How ken u wurry wif no brainz in ur hed?
I get deh CCC.
brb
thankz
Ai finkz wii needz sumfin wif wich to cleen teh braynz off her (himz?) clothez. Awlso an ice pak for teh hed.
im a girl XD
Wun kin neber usoom ennyfing, yew noez…
at leest u sed ‘cleen teh braynz off her (himz?) clothez’ nawt ‘cleen teh braynz off himz (her?) clothez.’
ai has a sneekee suspishun dat moast uv us is girls. (it has sumfin to do wif teh fyrmens episodes last weeks).
fyrmens episode? whut?
lcb an kumpannee hired sum fyrmens to halp reskyoo peepl- ai think teh fyrmens has taken a fulltaim posishun at the NB naow…
aisle luk an see whut picshurs it started awn.
ai kannot fynd it… ai givs up luukin and akses teh fyrmens to go fynd lcb insted.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh purblol lilakz
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
thank you both.
stoopid heroics. on teh othr hand, im not good at cleenin up da splorts, speshali wifowt u guise to halp.
*Runz 2 ty booteek and gettingz deh iyc 4 deh borked hed.*
*Putz deh iyc bag gentlee on dragonkitteh_leelee’z hed. *
Now u just laying heer and resting a wyle. U deserve a medull fer saving deh udder peepz frum deh splortingz. Dis will have 2 due.
*Handz dragonkitteh_leelee a nuzzer martoonee.*
do nawt want medal. dem r hevi, nd whut else wus i sposd to do?
liek i sed, ’stoopid heroics. on teh othr hand, im not good at cleenin up da splorts, speshali wifowt u guise to halp’
also, id get imbarisd nd go hyde if i wuz gibben a metal. i no has stage
fryte, but i’se nawt guud at aceptin complimints
(just choklit lol)
Aaaack! Dragonkitteh_leelee! U haz splorted? Mennee minnits ago? War de heck is ebberiwun?
Run fur de CCC
*WEEEEEOOOOOOWWEEEEEOOOOOOW*
Scoopyscoopyscoopy up de braynes
pittipittipatpat pittipittipatpat chitti chitti ban - oh wait
Brand new CHRG *kthwaaptk*
duckytapin, yeah I’m just duckytapin - stawp singing, Mel!
Ok, sawftee blankee wit liddel Chinese dragons onnit
Chawklitt martoonie left over frum partee
Adn last but nawt leest - A chawklit wistell fur de sos!
Whew! feel bedder?
Ok, war hav I bin?
yes, thanks.
purty dragoms.
(i feelz bettr)
fanks tew all uv ya fur replacin mah brainz. u needs ani halp nao? bfore i gets sugrbuz frum awl dat choklat n_n
nd nao i r doin short comic bads of dis bcause is fun to draw.
mebbe i duz it in stik figrs. dat wud be even silee-er
stik figris wif kitteh eers nd tails. XD
next persom to splort, we awl go halp, m’kay?