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Must.Get. Skwirlol.
~cheer~
hey!
Happy Beeday martooni…i’ll drink to dat!
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
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Hippo b-dai Martoonie!!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1217643
congarats fer teh taupe spawt, lolnascar —yew has started a par-tay!!
great nawt-sekund.
myne wus FAIL
http://failblog.org/2008/06/10/civil-engineering-fail/#comment-15440
*danses fur u*
♫ ♫ ♫
Happy birfday SJ!!!
I think frum ur aka nayme, Martoonies are in order??
***Offurs a silver tray wif manee martoonies, all has a different flavr***
Help urselfs! We has choklit, lemon, mango, watermellon, and hazelnut!
ohai leeza! Ai am finking of u an weezy an sending lubbing fots ur wai.
{{{{{{{{{{leezanweezy}}}}}}}}}}
DK
fanks DK!
wud u like a martoonie while ur heer?
maybee wun wif limoncello, to get u in the mood for Corsica? Close enuf, rite?
Oh yash plz!! Ai lubs limoncello!!!1! Fanks!
*sip sip sip* Ahh, delishus n sew refreshing!
I will has wun wif you!
**pretends we are overlukking the meditturaneean see, on a prettie terrace wif lots uv flowers and manlee yung Italyun waiters**
SIGH
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Happe birfdai Martoonie! Ai’d liek mango, kthnx!
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
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Happitayl birfday SJ/Martoonie
*Hands SJ/Martoonie a beeyotiful Kristal Martoonie glass wiv silber swizzle stik -majically fills up wen emptee.- * *Cheez* Klinky glassz..
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Passes ober a plate ob hoam mayde cookees -awl flavurs incloodin…….Ginger nuts……………………….. *Tidmum runs orf laffin an laffin!!!!!!!
Nawty, nawty Tidmum!
LOL!!!!!FTW, Tidmum! My kittehs and goggeh cama runnin to see whut iz laffin at!
HeeHee!!!
Cuddnt resist
eye unnerstant prefectly!
I would like lemon plz
and here is wishing SJ a berree berree happeh birfdai!
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
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In the immortal words of Sandra Boynton: Hippo Birdie Two Ewes
http://www.sandraboynton.com/sboynton/hippobirdiecards.html
* Petunia enters, lounging in her wagon, wearing her special GH (wPaD) *
* The wagon is being pulled by Maus, Cmdr Data, Lord Evelyn Oakleigh, Sir Real, Wyatt Earf and Professor *
* She cracks her whip *
Hyaaah! Get along there! Mush!
OK, Whooooaah!
Now SING!
♫♫♫
Wyatt Earf and Professor: Happy Birthday to You
Lord Evelyn and Sir Real: Happy Birthday to You
Maus and Cmdr Data: Happy Birthday Dear Martoonie
All: Happy Birthday to Yooooooou!
♫♫♫
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARTOONIE!!!
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER SJ/MARTOONIE ♪
♪ ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♬ TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
*Floting along lukking down at Cheezland.*
*Sees partee wif deh Cheezpeepz sillybrating a birfday.*
*duz liddul dans uv joi inside bubblol.*
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Parteez b sew much funz. All deh peepz tawking and laffing. I luvz deh parteez.
Onlee a troll wud kumplane abowt peepz habbing deh funz.
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*pullz string uf bubblolz owt uv pokkit.*
*eech bubblol b habbing a martoonee*
*glass wif a letter on it inside.*
*mj inflatez deh bubblol string and*
*sailz over deh partee*
*so ebberry wun kan seeing deh messij.*
*teh messij deh bublolz spell is:*
HAPPEE BIRFDAY, MARTOONEE!
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*Den, az mj sirkulz deh partee,*
*eech bubblol startz dropping *
*martoonee glasses fillinged *
*wif chokklit martooneez *
*for awl deh peepz 2 b katchingz.*
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Not 2 wurry. teh glassez b unbrakabul so dehr b no glass shardz.
Ai has caek ebereewuunn!! *puts menee menee diffrunt types ob caek on a hooooge tablol for ebreewun to nom* halp yerself, ai’s gunna go maek sum moar nao!!
*toddles off tew teh kitshun*
oh fangs Jimmba!!! Ai will habbing sum ob dat delishus lukking chokklit haizlenut tort.
LEEZA!!!! R dey annee wippy creem?
***runs to teh pi stawl to check**
yes! The skwirrlz has evaded the poysunus orinj harebl kitteh to make:
plane whippy creem
lowfats whippy creem
hazelnuts whippey creem for hazelnut tort… and u can has that with a hazelnut martoonie if you want total hazelnut overlode!
Bedder haz lo-fats, ai finkso.
Kinda liek habbing fronsch frys n diet Coke…
Annuder Mikkey D’s storee:
Bemember the Big Mac Meal…..burger,fries,drink,AND a sundae????
Peeps wuz always comin in and wantin the meal wif a hot fudge sundae wif XTRA fudge & XTRA nuts ahnnnnnd….a Diet Coke.
Yeah,the diet soda TOTALLY cancels the rest uv teh meal owt!!!
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*catchez a bubblol wif a martoonie insyde*
*takez glass in hand adn raizez to toast Martoonie aka SJ*
Happy Hoppie Birfday to you! :D:D:D
*mmm, choklit martooniez b teh awesum!*
An this iz frum SJ - hoo iz stuck in hur offiss!!!
Oh, thank you Janet! And a party - for me? How nice! But sadly the guardians of our IT will not let me join in. Please let everybody know that I would love to be there but am being cruelly imprisoned behind a firewall so might not be able to get there at all today. But I will look in when I can get free and unrestrained internet access! And I really appreciate everybody’s kind thoughts even if I can’t join in.
At least they cannot stop me having cake in the office!!! (choklit, ob corse)
An this iz fur SJ frum Kafleen, teh Dawn Key! Hoo also haz to werks fur her munnies1
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1315511
An this wun iz also frum Kafleen - but moar liek a birfday PREZZINT!!!
Kafleen says:
“And here is a “birthday card” I made for her! (hee hee)”
http://www.tinyurl.com/5cdf8v
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
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An this wun! It iz prolly gonna dubble poast - dint doo the furst wun rite!
A birfday CARD - Frum Kafleen teh Donkey!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1315511
Happy B-Day 2 S.Jay!!!!
i peeked @ teh “birthday card” deer kafleen maded fur u…
hopes u donut mind sharin. teh view, i mean.*my nawt sekond look @ teh renowned D…..*
hmmm … is this kitteh excaping from an office?
Cud bee - LOL!! Maybee she will show up after awl???
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dis pikchewer N kapsule 8s teh frusstrayshunz dat SJ am feline ryt nao 4 shoor!
Havz teh happee dai SJ D spyt teh offiz fyrwawl.
N joi yue kaek!!
{{{SJ}}}
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
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We muss reskyoo SJ/Martoonie! But haow? Dat’z impawsibul. If ownlee I can haz uh munf 2 plan…
N if ownlee we can had uh wealberroe, dat wood b sumfin…
N wat I wooden givz 4 uh hoaluhcawst cloke…
Will dis doo? *pulling out holocaust cloak*
it fit sew nisely, ai jus tuked it awai an kep it.
Poor poor SJ! We sendz yoo a martoonie via teh FedEx. Shayken, nawt stirred!
*toasts SJ*
An this:
” Happy Birfday” to SJ/Martoonie
frum Ambercat too.
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A liddul cweenfetti heer;
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{{{{{Maus}}}}} Yoo have outdun eben urself!!!!
An Petunia!! Deer Petunia! Heer, awn this stering silber platte, ar heeps an heeps ov appul slicez - an lots ov shugar cubes!
Ai am so glad yoo cud com! {{{Petunia}}}
Fanks, Aunt Janet. Yum!
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Yoo an Jimmba - mai deer liddle neesse an nefyoo!! Hoo ebber had bedder???
Fanks! Now if Petunia wud just let us outta these harnesses!
She prollee will wehn she’s dun snaking!!
Mebbe I will, an mebbe I wont. Bad liddle Mausies beddur bees careful, or tehy gets sent to Teh Maus Hole wifowt annee suppers er nuthin.
*WhinnyWhinnyWhinny*
Oh Petunia! ai don’t think Maus wuz REELEE bad! ai think . . .he just cain’t help hisslef - laik a certain gurl in a certain MEW Sikkel!!