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Must.Get. Skwirlol.
~cheer~
hey!
Happy Beeday martooni…i’ll drink to dat!
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
ﮡ ﻳ •٭°+ ▫•٨∞▫*• ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤
Hippo b-dai Martoonie!!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1217643
Ooooh…dat’s rite….it’s Martoonie’s Happee Birfday!!! w00t!! C’mon evurbuddy…let’s help her sillybrate!
Ai seconds dat. Happy birfday, SJ, an menny happy returnses!
*Cheers fur birfday gurl*
Martooni iz SJ??? Ware waz I wen dis informashun waz handed owt?
I had a sad becuz I fot dat SJ wasn’t heer ennymoar.
Nao, I has a beeg happeh cus SJ is heer, AND iz her BIRFDAI!!!
Yeah fur SJ! I hopes u hab a mostest wunnerful yeer!
{{{{{SJ aka Martooni}}}}}
I’z heer bery late, and I signed on juss to gib u birfdai wishes.
Bestest wishes to u an yours!
congarats fer teh taupe spawt, lolnascar —yew has started a par-tay!!
great nawt-sekund.
myne wus FAIL
http://failblog.org/2008/06/10/civil-engineering-fail/#comment-15440
*danses fur u*
congratz 2 u, dragonkitteh!
ur nawt sekond on failblog wuz kool- such an intriguing pix
thanx
nd yeah, da pikkshur wuz awsum
i never figured out ‘intruiging’ in lolspeak, ‘intreeging’ mebbeh?
I don’t think this is a funny picture. People should be careful with windows like this one. A cat of mine because she got stuck between the window when she tried to jump out of it. She got paralyzed and we had to put her to sleep. So please: if this is a cat from anyone around here, I warn you! Be careful with this kind of windows!!!! They are very dangerous for cats!!!!
I agree! These windows are death traps! Many cats have died while trying to get out…they slide down and get stuck…the death struggle that ensues is not a pretty picture…imagine coming home to your cat half in half out, tongue out and swollen, woodwork totally scratched up proves the awfull struggle the cat faught before simply sufficating…pleasepleaseplease…secure windows like these!
♫ ♫ ♫
Happy birfday SJ!!!
I think frum ur aka nayme, Martoonies are in order??
***Offurs a silver tray wif manee martoonies, all has a different flavr***
Help urselfs! We has choklit, lemon, mango, watermellon, and hazelnut!
ohai leeza! Ai am finking of u an weezy an sending lubbing fots ur wai.
{{{{{{{{{{leezanweezy}}}}}}}}}}
DK
fanks DK!
wud u like a martoonie while ur heer?
maybee wun wif limoncello, to get u in the mood for Corsica? Close enuf, rite?
Oh yash plz!! Ai lubs limoncello!!!1! Fanks!
*sip sip sip* Ahh, delishus n sew refreshing!
I will has wun wif you!
**pretends we are overlukking the meditturaneean see, on a prettie terrace wif lots uv flowers and manlee yung Italyun waiters**
SIGH
a liddul cweenfetti heer:
٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫
I lubs how yu make teh cweenfetti!
Happe birfdai Martoonie! Ai’d liek mango, kthnx!
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ
Happitayl birfday SJ/Martoonie
*Hands SJ/Martoonie a beeyotiful Kristal Martoonie glass wiv silber swizzle stik -majically fills up wen emptee.- * *Cheez* Klinky glassz..
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Passes ober a plate ob hoam mayde cookees -awl flavurs incloodin…….Ginger nuts……………………….. *Tidmum runs orf laffin an laffin!!!!!!!
Nawty, nawty Tidmum!
Hmmmmmmm!
LOL!!!!!FTW, Tidmum! My kittehs and goggeh cama runnin to see whut iz laffin at!
HeeHee!!!
Cuddnt resist
eye unnerstant prefectly!
I would like lemon plz
and here is wishing SJ a berree berree happeh birfdai!
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°
In the immortal words of Sandra Boynton: Hippo Birdie Two Ewes
http://www.sandraboynton.com/sboynton/hippobirdiecards.html
Mai Momcat gibbed mi taht cadr dekayds agoe nd Ai stil hab it. Ai lub teh Boynton catz: Claude, Maude nd Chloe. Hippo Birdie, Martoonie!
Hao abowt appul? I can haz appul martoonie?
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Happee Birfday, SJ!!!
* Petunia enters, lounging in her wagon, wearing her special GH (wPaD) *
* The wagon is being pulled by Maus, Cmdr Data, Lord Evelyn Oakleigh, Sir Real, Wyatt Earf and Professor *
* She cracks her whip *
Hyaaah! Get along there! Mush!
OK, Whooooaah!
Now SING!
♫♫♫
Wyatt Earf and Professor: Happy Birthday to You
Lord Evelyn and Sir Real: Happy Birthday to You
Maus and Cmdr Data: Happy Birthday Dear Martoonie
All: Happy Birthday to Yooooooou!
♫♫♫
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARTOONIE!!!
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER SJ/MARTOONIE ♪
♪ ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♬ TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
*Floting along lukking down at Cheezland.*
*Sees partee wif deh Cheezpeepz sillybrating a birfday.*
*duz liddul dans uv joi inside bubblol.*
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Parteez b sew much funz. All deh peepz tawking and laffing. I luvz deh parteez.
Onlee a troll wud kumplane abowt peepz habbing deh funz.
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*pullz string uf bubblolz owt uv pokkit.*
*eech bubblol b habbing a martoonee*
*glass wif a letter on it inside.*
*mj inflatez deh bubblol string and*
*sailz over deh partee*
*so ebberry wun kan seeing deh messij.*
*teh messij deh bublolz spell is:*
HAPPEE BIRFDAY, MARTOONEE!
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*Den, az mj sirkulz deh partee,*
*eech bubblol startz dropping *
*martoonee glasses fillinged *
*wif chokklit martooneez *
*for awl deh peepz 2 b katchingz.*
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Not 2 wurry. teh glassez b unbrakabul so dehr b no glass shardz.
Ai has caek ebereewuunn!! *puts menee menee diffrunt types ob caek on a hooooge tablol for ebreewun to nom* halp yerself, ai’s gunna go maek sum moar nao!!
*toddles off tew teh kitshun*
oh fangs Jimmba!!! Ai will habbing sum ob dat delishus lukking chokklit haizlenut tort.
LEEZA!!!! R dey annee wippy creem?
***runs to teh pi stawl to check**
yes! The skwirrlz has evaded the poysunus orinj harebl kitteh to make:
plane whippy creem
lowfats whippy creem
hazelnuts whippey creem for hazelnut tort… and u can has that with a hazelnut martoonie if you want total hazelnut overlode!
Bedder haz lo-fats, ai finkso.
Kinda liek habbing fronsch frys n diet Coke…
Annuder Mikkey D’s storee:
Bemember the Big Mac Meal…..burger,fries,drink,AND a sundae????
Peeps wuz always comin in and wantin the meal wif a hot fudge sundae wif XTRA fudge & XTRA nuts ahnnnnnd….a Diet Coke.
Yeah,the diet soda TOTALLY cancels the rest uv teh meal owt!!!
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣
*catchez a bubblol wif a martoonie insyde*
*takez glass in hand adn raizez to toast Martoonie aka SJ*
Happy Hoppie Birfday to you!
:D:D
*mmm, choklit martooniez b teh awesum!*
An this iz frum SJ – hoo iz stuck in hur offiss!!!
Oh, thank you Janet! And a party – for me? How nice! But sadly the guardians of our IT will not let me join in. Please let everybody know that I would love to be there but am being cruelly imprisoned behind a firewall so might not be able to get there at all today. But I will look in when I can get free and unrestrained internet access! And I really appreciate everybody’s kind thoughts even if I can’t join in.
At least they cannot stop me having cake in the office!!! (choklit, ob corse)
An this iz fur SJ frum Kafleen, teh Dawn Key! Hoo also haz to werks fur her munnies1
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1315511
An this wun iz also frum Kafleen – but moar liek a birfday PREZZINT!!!
Kafleen says:
“And here is a “birthday card” I made for her! (hee hee)”
http://www.tinyurl.com/5cdf8v
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡ ; ¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤٭°+ ٣
An this wun! It iz prolly gonna dubble poast – dint doo the furst wun rite!
A birfday CARD – Frum Kafleen teh Donkey!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1315511
Happy B-Day 2 S.Jay!!!!
i peeked @ teh “birthday card” deer kafleen maded fur u…
hopes u donut mind sharin. teh view, i mean.*my nawt sekond look @ teh renowned D…..*
hmmm … is this kitteh excaping from an office?
Cud bee – LOL!! Maybee she will show up after awl???
a liddul cweenfetti heer:
ﮡ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤ ▫•٨
dis pikchewer N kapsule 8s teh frusstrayshunz dat SJ am feline ryt nao 4 shoor!
Havz teh happee dai SJ D spyt teh offiz fyrwawl.
N joi yue kaek!!
{{{SJ}}}
Hai Jannit.
Eye wuz gonna ryd rown awn mai byke az pawt ov teh silleebrayshinz.
But wen eye skraept teh seegul poop awf eye fown a noet frum SJ husself!
Wuz sew happytayul – till eye red it!!
“Dear Gibbocat,
We haz 2 eenfawm yew dat rydin teh hovur byk rown ICHC wiffowt prawpurr author eyez ayshun an currant mayntnunce certiffycayshun wheel ree zult in yew habbin yur lyzunz kawnfyskaytid an teh fyn ov elebenty seben chzbrgrz an teh appul n wawlnutt pie!!
In teh serviss ov teh say furr so syittee,
SJ martoonee.”
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Well…. eye fort Noe Noe Noe!!!! nawt teh appul n wawlnut pie!!1
sew teh hovur byk am een teh shawp geddin sertiffycayshun nao.
Butt eye wuz happe dat shii rote me teh noet adn nawt juss hawld teh byk awff 2 teh pownd!! teh pernul tutch..
Sew Happee burfdai SJ.
Juss doon yur jawb……………….
‘purrsnul tutch’ – eye wuz geddin kawnfettsi B tweein mau fyngurz an teh keeebrd!!?
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dat myt B nuff nao cweenmj…?
noebuddee kan C wer deyr gowin!!!!!
**Frowz hannfull uv cweenfetti up in deh air. wunderz how it ken fly awl deh way frum orygone 2 TTI. Deh majikk uv teh intertuubez… **
•‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ٨∞ ‡ ; ¤ °+ ﻳ •٭°+ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡ ; ¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤٭°+ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ﮡﻳ • ٣ ٭ ° + ж ٣ ▫•٨ ∞ ﻳ ° • ٭ + ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡; ¤ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫ •٨ ∞ ﻳ
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER SJ/MARTOONIE ♪
♪ ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♬ TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
has a grate day sj!!!!
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣
We muss reskyoo SJ/Martoonie! But haow? Dat’z impawsibul. If ownlee I can haz uh munf 2 plan…
N if ownlee we can had uh wealberroe, dat wood b sumfin…
N wat I wooden givz 4 uh hoaluhcawst cloke…
Will dis doo? *pulling out holocaust cloak*
it fit sew nisely, ai jus tuked it awai an kep it.
Hay! wared yu get taht? ai thot lcb wuz teh onlee wun whu redistribyoots uther peeps stuff…
iz lynze frum “princess bride” (da buk) — whar Fezzik gots da cloke, nawt mee. But ai lurves Fezzik.
Fezzik b kewl… Andray da Jient playd uh reelee gud Fezzik
Cors, I awlsew lykted Inigo: “Mai naym iz Inigo Montoya. U kill mai faddur. Prupayr 2 dy.”
N I awlsew lykted Meerakul Maks: “U meen ifn I breeng himz bak 2 lyf it’ll hert Prints Humperdeenk? Naow datz uh noebull kawz!”
I gess I lykted da hole moovee!
“As U weesh”
ooooh, buk is beddr tehn moovee… as seems yoozual, to me ennyway!
in-con-theevabull!
U keep yoozin dat werd. I noe fink it meenz wat u fink it meenz…
Wich buk? Da oarijinul, oar da “Gud Partz Burzyun”?
N ware r mai mannurz? I noez I can had dem win I caym n…
O, heer dey r!
HAPPEE BIRFDAI SJ/MARTOONIE!!1!
Poor poor SJ! We sendz yoo a martoonie via teh FedEx. Shayken, nawt stirred!
*toasts SJ*
An this:
” Happy Birfday” to SJ/Martoonie
frum Ambercat too.
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A liddul cweenfetti heer;
•٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ٨∞ ‡ ; ¤ °+ ﻳ •٭°+ ﻳ •‡;¤
{{{{{Maus}}}}} Yoo have outdun eben urself!!!!
An Petunia!! Deer Petunia! Heer, awn this stering silber platte, ar heeps an heeps ov appul slicez – an lots ov shugar cubes!
Ai am so glad yoo cud com! {{{Petunia}}}
Fanks, Aunt Janet. Yum!
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫ •٨ ∞ ﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ ж
Yoo an Jimmba – mai deer liddle neesse an nefyoo!! Hoo ebber had bedder???
Fanks! Now if Petunia wud just let us outta these harnesses!
She prollee will wehn she’s dun snaking!!
Mebbe I will, an mebbe I wont. Bad liddle Mausies beddur bees careful, or tehy gets sent to Teh Maus Hole wifowt annee suppers er nuthin.
*WhinnyWhinnyWhinny*
Oh Petunia! ai don’t think Maus wuz REELEE bad! ai think . . .he just cain’t help hisslef – laik a certain gurl in a certain MEW Sikkel!!
The wun hoo can’t say no?
..when a persun tries to kiss a girl
I kno she orter gib his face a smack!
But wheneber sumwun kisses me
I always sorta wanna kiss him back!!!
*Handz petunya a shuger kubez. □□□□□□ *
Dere. now u b nise 2 ma fren Maus.
Well… OK. I gess he did maek my speshul hat so I cans talk…
a liddul cweenfetti:
ﮡ ﻳ •٭°+ ▫•٨∞▫*• ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨
∞ ‡; ¤ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫
*Spits out some confetti •٨ ∞ ﻳ •٭°+ж*
Sumbuddy hands me a gyant budderfly net so I can catch this deeranged guh-nat…
*flitz bai and trowz moar cweenfetti on deh grumpee Maus:
٣ ﮡ ﻳ •٭°+ ▫•٨∞▫*• ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ٨∞ ‡ ; ¤ °+ ﻳ •٭°+ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡ ; ¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤٭°+ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ﮡﻳ • ٣ ٭ ° + ж ٣ ▫•٨ ∞ ﻳ ° • ٭ + ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡; ¤ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫ •٨ ∞ ﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ ж
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:snikker:
*sigh*
Snow!!! In June !!!! How coo……..
Wait a minnut….
CWEEN !!!!!!!
Deer Martoonie, Hav a veree Happee Birfdai;
Muches luuv adn guud wyshes awn tihs yuur spehshull dai!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Um…..OUCH!!!!!11!!!
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ﮡﻳ • ٣ ٭ ° + ж ٣ ▫•٨ ∞ ﻳ ° • ٭ + ٨∞
Sooooooo Festive!!
yez,,,berry niz ur hi nez, fanks fer teh fez tiv at mess fear!!!!! iz bootimuz, im shore Martoonee will lurbes it!
Nuetering 101: FAIL
Remoove de harblzs- den mebbe he stayz indehaus bettar!
Noe, hee wud b abl 2 get froo teh gap tenh!
A liddul cweentetti heer:
ﻳ ﮡ ‡; ¤ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° +
Ooooh, shinee!!!
Manee mannee happee returns ob teh dai, Martoonie!!!!!
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A liddul cweenfetti heer:
٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ
happy
happy
happy
happy
happy
happy
happy
birfday birfday birfday
to Martooni … or SJ …. or both
menny happy reruns
a liddul cweenfetti heer:
▫ •٨ ∞ ﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ ж
Woot!! cormgradulashingz!! llolnascar. Wii doew deh drinks and dans for u and for Martoonee!!
Yiss! conga rat shoe laces lolnascar an mennee happi riterns Martoonie!
Drinksies all rownd?
a liddul cweenfetti heer:
ﮡ ﻳ •٭°+ ▫•٨∞▫*• ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;
fanks
ohai Lolnascar, where has u been lately?
Kidz owtta skool keepin u bizzy?
invisibul modesty
he haz it!
a liddul cweenfetti:
¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+
Hapitail birfdai SJ/Martoonie!!
i’ve brought some nize brownies to haz wif teh chawklit martoonies…..enuf for ebberywun….
Iz dey, um “speshul” braownees?
Happitayle birfdai, SJ/Martoonie!!!
a liddul cweenfetti:
ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ٨∞ ‡ ; ¤ °+ ﻳ •٭°+ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭
Hah! GMTA! Our deprayved yooth- we are expoosin it…
i noed i did loz uv de pray vedin in mai yooth!!!!
um….onli eff ewe wannum taht way!! for meseff, chawlit’ll do jess fine!
Deffinitlee chawklit is bedder- nawt that ai noe, jus herd…
Gotta go meet Julyisthebestmonth for lunching in a few minutes, but we’ll raise a glass in SJ’s honor (or reasonable facsimile thereof.)
And we’ll have teh bartender send SJ: 1 Clooney, 1 Craig and 1 Pitt.
Ai see ur not sharing de fyremenz…
a liddul cweenfetti:
° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣
De cweenfetti is gettin pretty deep in heer..
Agreed.
I’m throwing lemon cous cous.
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FUD FITE!!!
*** Tosses whippy creem at Teho***
Don’t make me haul out the Puddinpult.
**sticks owt her tongue at Teho and takes aim wif a meetball**
okey-dokey!
*hawls owt the puddinpult fore teho*
[begins brewing butterscotch]
I’d prefer it if you used the lemon couscouspult today.
Oh c’mon, that’s like trying to fire howitzer shells with a wooden bow. However, I might know somebody who could hook you up with a cous cous cannon.
***throws a pie at Moe….ai meen Maus!! ****
Is late at nite and I’m bak in hometown, but want to wish Martoonie a wunderful year, since I missed her akchual birfday.
LCB & I nommed teh sushi at lunch today wif much relish…..er, wif wasabi.
Dat takez lotta ballz.
…and never gives them back
*sneeeeerk*
Martoonie….aka SJ…..
Heer is a lubbly new martoonie glass,Baccarat crystal,wif a sterling silver kitteh charm attached.
To fill it,teh recipee fur Espresso Martoonies:
1 1/2 shots vodka
1 shot coffee liqueur
1 shot coffee,room temp
3/4 tsp instant espresso powder
Shake in a martoonie shaker,then add:
Ice
Shake again and strain into a martoonie glass.
Onlee maykes 1 martoonie,so multiply by elebenty to serve awl teh cheezpeeps.
HAPPY BIRFDAY !!!!!!
Luv,Eeck
OOOH! Nao we can be wide-awake and drunks!
A liddul cweenfetti heer:
٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤
Hey….u gotted cweenfetti in mai martoonie!
***pleh,pleh pleh***
Plan: Has
Freedum: Nawt Has
Fleksabilitee: Has
a liddul cweenfetti;
▫•٨ ∞ ‡ ; ¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤٭°+ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+
Fleksabilitee!!! Can anypeep splain haow kittehs cn getz into/outof teh teeny tiny spaces?
Puzzzled, Ai iz it!
Wif tihs kitteh, grabbity iz NAWT hiz frend.
Because cats aren’t made of matter, they’re made of gas.
Dat ’splaynz ALOT!
Noxshus gas at taht!
but ai thot gas wuz mattr… it duz haz intrestin properteeze, bein a gas. 1) no set size, 2) no set shape, 3) abilitee to leek into an outuv lotz uv space, 4) carrees smellz, 5) verree gud fore the nose.
..
wayt! didnt we saey dat kittehs is made uv floof? floof kin be in anee state uv mattr at anee taim and iz verree hard to ressist.
Iz definitelee a BOI! :blush:
*wispurrs* rhsb, trai : oops :
DK
A liddul cweenfetti;
ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ﮡﻳ • ٣ ٭ ° + ж ٣ ▫•٨ ∞ ﻳ ° •
cweenmj – Who r u todai? Rip Taylor?
Bob Barker says: FAIL
Kitteh sees sumfing hii wants – hii muss kiip himz iiiis awn de goall…vizhuallizayshun iz kee 2 reeching sucks esses.
Plus hii noes dat stoopie hooman will halp himz after stoopie hooman putz down stoopie kamra adn finishus lolling.
Happee Birfdai, Martoonie!
a liddul cweenfetti heer;
٭ + ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡; ¤ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭
Hippy birfdai Masrtoonie/ SJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a liddul weenfetti heer:
٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤ ▫•٨
ESKAIP!! *enh wiggul enh* I IS *enh* FREE!! *wiggul wiggul* NO MORE *enh* STOOPY HYOOMIN TELLIN *enh* ME WHUT *enh enh* TO — Ohai…yr home urly… Whut?… Nuthin.
LOLZ!!!!!!11!
ROFL!!
GRIM DETERMINATION: I has it.
Harbls also.
Um, teho………….. TMI!!!!!!!!!11!
Well, they’re right there in everybody’s face…
interesting, yes.. private.. nawt sew much…
When did this become about me?? I was speaking in caption!
Yeah, capshun… dat’s wut ai wuz doing…. speeking in capshun.
boviusly we arnt as flooent in Capshun as we shud be.
howevver… u were speaking in 1st purrson Capshun so u can understand where we got confuzzled…
again….teh aminuls in mai hows cama runnin tew see whut eye laffin at! ROLFLOL!!!!!111!!
i fink i just hurted myslef frum lollin too hard… *oof*
a crystal (okay, really pressed glass) bowl from Pru wif stuffedgreen Pruvian olives for the Martoonie!
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……………………°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°…… . . ó
(oops, looks like one is getting awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ^)
:NOM:
Girl, you has too much time on yer hands…
But this is also eggsellent…
FTW!!1!!!!11!!!
beautiful bowl, Mary O.
u gived S.J. a months supply -tasty!
month’s supply? not after teho nom’d his way through it!
Ai can has wun plzyhnx?
I lubs dem lolives
…”lolives” [mini-LOL]
I only grabbed the stray…
olive ❤ hao you teks in teh strays.
pssst .. MaisNon … step over here fur a moment. We has … lets see … sweet grits. Leeza-b thinks yew might like them. They has a hefty dose of disapproval and just a soup-con of cynicism mixeded in.
What?
oh, that’s just Maus and his ostrich fethers. Pay no attenshun to that.
wut?
oh, ai always carries a crossbow and trankwilizer darts and bungee cordes and duck tape. Just, yew noes, in case.
*looks askance*
that’s it …
hold that look just a few seconds more …
*aims trankwilizer dart*
hmmm. ai hadn’t thot of the important questioin: where to aim the trankwilizer dart? in this case, ai am thinking of teh injunction in the Biblol to turn the otter cheek.
snerking in spite of myself…
you know, that dart gun is too dangerous for you to be playing with in that creless manner…
mmm, that would be “careless” manner. You people have started to impact my spelling skills in a most negative way. hrmph
Your DID is showing also
*ahem* I am not sure you should be the one pointing this out, Mr. Onewholivesinglasshouses? hmm?
**wayves a skwirrl from the sied to distrackt MaisNon, who turns awai from Phillippe**
I HATE SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!
First it’s chocolate, now it’s skwirrelz? Manon, u iz in teh rong opera
no, I just really like spring water, as in Mannon of the Spring.
sweet grits with supercilious disapproval, right over here …
*twaaaaaaaaaang*
*ttttthhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwaapt*
*looks stunned*
is stunned
according to all the books ai have read, you has a limmited amount of time while the aminal is out. So we has to move fast.
.
We could fit her wif a radio collar and sattelite transmitter, but that wud be just mean.
.
Maus, do you know how to re-boot the dongles?
*small twitch*
Teh dongles? Um… yes, but…
*Whispers*
She duznt has tehm anneemore. She threw tehm at me last week, an I yoosed tehm to maek the hat taht lets Petunia talk…
i dint thro dem at choo (skuse me fur teh sneez-LRGs)
i handed wun round teh corner and tosst teh otter one down
teh mauseieee hole bekuz the voiz in my hed (btw, coming from teh dngle) tole me to.
IIRC.
So, PdB… shud we puts her on Teh Debreefing Cart and gets her to yer lab?
ai thinks in this case, wif potenshully dnjrs subjects, is better to collect data in teh field. if she starts to get all twitchy, we has to start running.
.
in the meantime, shud we try the ostrich feather, or Ctrl-Alt_Del?
then we re-boots the whole system
Ctrl_Alt_Del
Ctrl_Alt_Del
Ctrl_Alt_Del
Ctrl_Alt_Del
Ctrl_Alt_Del
Ctrl_Alt_Del
Ctrl_Alt_Del
Ctrl_Alt_Del Ctrl_Alt_Del Ctrl_Alt_Del
CTRL-ALT-DEL !!!!!
… ummm…
Um… Phil. Wut keys are yoo pressin? Teh dongles aren’t tehre…
Uh-oh…duz ai feel anudder space-time continuum overload comin on ????
hmmmm….. ai is owpen to suggeschuns …
can we turn her off and then back on?
wuz that a twitch ai saw?
if there is enuf borg hardware involved, we shud be able to reboot wifout thedong’es in place. Yep. that’s wut ai think.
Wyll dat affect teh assimulation ????
*d’Beeker hands crossbow and trankwiliizer darts to Maus*
*steps away, but promises to be right back*
*wut could go wrong, after all?*
…while Prof. d’Beaker foolishly turns his back toward the stunned Mainon, sneaky little green tendrils enhanced by b0rg technology are creeping toward said Prof. and toward Maus, Leeza, Eeeck adn all personages in the area.
Hey…wha…who…
Tendrils are curlin arownd mai hed…
Ai cant see….
Ai cant…
***mmmphhh***
Heer MaisNon. Puts my speshul Geek Hat (with Propeller and Dongles) on. Mebbe taht will helps. But pleese gibs it back or I canna speeks aneemore…
**sings**
♫♫♫
high on a hill was a lonely goatheard
layde o de layde o de layde hoo!!
♫♫♫
***MaisNon is re-stunned by Leeza’s terribul Joolie Andrews impresshun**
*tendrils creep around leeza-b’s ankles*
*mais non twitches & puts on geekhat,
because she likes Petunia*
*MaisNon speaks in unknown geeklanguage*
.
: The refractive index n of a medium such as red hair is defined as the ratio of the phase velocity c of a wave phenomenon such as light or sound in a reference medium to the phase velocity vp in the medium itself:
n = \frac{c}{v_{\mathrm {p}}}
It is most commonly used in the context of light with vacuum as a reference medium, although historically other reference media (e.g. air at a standardized pressure and temperature in Peruvian or Bolivian sunsets) have been common. It is usually given the symbol n. In the case of light, it equals
n=\sqrt{\epsilon_r\mu_r},
I think I need to make a slight adjustment to the hat…
*TinkerTinkerTinker*
Try again Mais Oui… I mean MaisNon…
**meenwhile Leeza pulls teh Floofy Spray owt uv her welcum back gifty bag and sprays the tendrils**
**unfortunatlee the effeckt is nawt what she hoped for. Tendrils start growing on tendrils**
Hey…****mmmphhh****
Help…****MMMMPPHH****
*sweepea, aka Mais Oui/Non looks around*
Cmdr Data! what brotted you here? And duz you has choklit?
psssssst-Leeza- the Floofy spray is a tastee salad dressing. nibble off the sweetpea tendrils for a tastee and nutrishous escape.
Hurrah! It worked. Now for the critical moment…
*Takes off the GH(wPaD)*
Sweepea, how do you feel?
****nom,nom,nom****
Hey ***mmmphh*** more Floofy spay pleez ****mmmmppphhh*****nom,nom,nommmmmm****
Almost….free !!!!!
MaisOuiOuNon speaks LaTeX !!!!!
hoo noo?
**checks bottlol**
Ur rite! It says ‘also grate on fresh sweetpea tendrils!’
**Noms her way free and ploops over**
I is so full now I can’t moooove!!
So, duz this meen the spayce time contuuum haz been restoried?
Way to go everybuddy!! It looks like the capture and reconfigurashun wuz a success. We needs one final test.
*shaker*
*wodka*
*ice*
*chonklit*
*more wodka*
*little more chawklit*
stir shake stir shake stir shake
*chilled glass so cold that has teh frostiness awn it*
*pour pour pour*
*sets down where MaisOuiOuPeutEtreNon can see it*
*steps back to observe result*
Sweepea? Mais Oui? Mary? Say something!
Ah! I know what to do!
*Kisses left cheek*
*Kisses right cheek*
Bonjour, cherie! Comment allez vous?
*swee(t)pea/MaisNon?Oui,MO’S look puzzuled*,
(which is pretty much as normal as ishe gets)
“brain and Brain…WHAT IS BRAIN?!?!?!?!?!??????”
ummmm. wot’s ebery bunny lukin at?
never mind …
Drink up teh bebberij Pd’B maded yoo MaryO’.
Seems like yoo bee a liddle shakey after awl yaw advenshures wib personalitee displaycements.
*Sits Mary O’ down gentlee awn a cumfy Chare an raps a floofy blankee awl aroun. Passes MaryO’ a glass ob Coktail d’Beaker……..*
asif waking frum a dream…looks around.
Thank you, lovely Tidmum.
I had the strangest dream…you were all there…
but I kept saying to myself, There’s no place like nom, er, ICHC, there’s no place like ICHC.
*hands Petunia the speshul hat*
*promptly forgets everything geeky that is useful*
I thinks this is yrs. Thx.
Phew!!!
Bak to nermal Ifinkso.
Yoo had me wurried tehr fer a whyle MaryO’
We cuds have just axed her to clik her heels together?
*hedpalm*
O hai!! Ai’m bak!! Enething egg sighting wile ai wuz gone???
Luks lyke teh reel Mary O haz been returned tew us at last Fank CC
Oh Tidumum!! Waht happee happee noos! Taht Mais Non purrson wuz reelee prittee stranj! An taht happened two daze ago!!!
it’s nice to hav ar own deer Mary OH!! bak. Say – did yoo see waht Phillipe mixed up up there. Dyoo want sum??
ohai janet! i wuz wunnring if yoo gottid teh mekanikle bull i gibbd yoo? it r pink.
and awlsew teh cowgirl hat wut says burfdae gurl awn it…
um, ai mixeded up quite a bit of it, enuf for everybody. helps yerselfs
*Klinky glasses wiv Janet an P d’B.*
Wowweeeeeeeeeeee… Dat neerly blowed mah hed orf!!!!
*hic* *hic* *hic*
Fang yoo beer mush P d’B
[looks askancer]
You like to LOL, but hate to answer?
Oooooooooh, Priiiiiiiiiittttteeeey, MaryO!!!!!!!!!
Hooz gonna sweep up awl dat cweenfetti?
Praps Petunia cud sweep it up wiv her tayl.
duzznt the debreefer have a vacyoom attachment?
We cud yoose teh Newcueler Bust Duster!
Jus doan b kleening it up b4 Martoonee getz heer. Wii b wanting her to b Njoying deh partee 2.
Mai bust duznt need dustin *blushes* kthxbai
Sumbudde is dustin busts ???
Iz we in teh Nawty Barn ????
Well… eethur tehre or the statue gallery
an sum peepl kant seem to see teh differents.
*coming bery bery late to the partee, PB2K slogs thru cweenfetti drifts up to her thighs*
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HI SJ / MARTOONIE – I hoeps yoo had / ar habing a wunndermous birfdai!!
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*presents Martoonie wif a big basket ov freshly kut wildflowers*
*set martini-glass vases next to the basket*
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the Vases are gud fer putting flowers in, or maeking lots ov big martoonies ov barious flabors!!
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Happy Happy Birfdai To My Deer Fren Martoonie!!!
’sokay honey, let’s just have
the vet make a house call
For Martoonie:
a haunting version of “Que sera, sera” performed by (who else?)
PINK MARTINI!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdw7e4jg0&feature=related
Happy birfday!
Oooh, dere be teh firewerks too!
Ai ment 2 bring sum 2 JCH4K’s partee but didn’t execoot mah plan.
So heer’s a big boks full…
All kinza firewerks,
Britelee
Colored wunz,
D…
Dragon’s tayle
Eye poppers
Flashey wuns
Giant sprkilee wuns
HYOOJ stars wif fawling wissels!!
Inspiring patr oddk wuns
J. , , ,
Jigglee skwigglee fyrewerkz
klankee adn bangee fyrwerkz
M….
LOUD fyrewerkz
M..
Monster fiywerks
)
Nawtee fyrwerks (
Odder peepls fyrwiers!!
O. . .
Phraktul fyrwerks
Quazar force fyrwerks
Reezun 2 kawl de fyrmens fyrwerks
S
Sparklers & Smoke Bombs
Twirlee wheel firewerks
Uber kewl firewerks
Vertically challenjed firewerks (aka DUDS)
Whistling firewerks
Xtra BIG firewerks!
YNGs shooting off firewerks
Zippy zaggy firewerks!
whew!
fanks fur awl teh halp wif teh firewerks, (YN) guyz!
anuvcorse, teh firemenz 2!
Kitteh bees neivver aowt oar iyn; wut tuu duu??
Sittez tehre adn mrrrrraaaaoooooww foar helps untyl hyuoomin cums hoam?
Oar taike a liddel nappee iyf pawsibul?
Oar triez tuu flagg daown teh nexxt doar naybure goggeh foar halp? (Noes, goggie duz nawt liekes hims)
Oar luuk foar wen mayoman cums adn criez piteeuusleey?
Hmmm, staurtyng tuu rainez; kitteh geyts slyppereey wen weyt!!
Mebbee iyf kitteh skwirmez roun enuff hims cud geyt free?
tehres a mayoman?
Yesh: mayoman cums iyf nexxt doar naybure goggeh haz nawt eeted hims!
he bringz teh toonafish salad sammiches?
“Aw, nuts!”
*Snert*
LOL!
Mah unyooshul window treetments: let me show yoo them!
Ai think we see waaay too much!
Do it urself nooter, step 1
Also harbls
More martoonies fer teh birfday cellybrashun…….
\ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o /
l l l l l l
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Hey…werpress eeted teh glass stems !!!!!
Well – it still luks kwite prttee!! ai think wun must go WAAAAAAY bak an just praktiss a liddel – see waht happens!
Fanks,Janet….has teh pleh hoomidity left yer side uv teh state yet ?????
Hippo birdee, Martoonie!
*drowns in spomgetti*
Fase (chk)
Soulders (chk)
Abnomen (no chk)
harbls (chk) whew!
Escaping kitteh jest found out whut newter means.
Ai jus hoap hansum catguy knot hurrt.
I had a white rat that tried to escape out a “V” shaped exit. He slide sideways like the cat did only he wedged in and suffocated. What would happen if the cat caught his chest. Would he be able to escape? The window looks dangerous.
Nootering: u r doin it wrong.
Sump’n wrong with that, there. Mm-hmm.
so that’s definitely a boy then!
Harbal Removal: Fail
If that cat looked less calm, I’d swear he’d been injured. I think I’d have gone to check on him first rather than stopping to take a picture.
Please spay and neuter your pets! There’s nothing funny about euthanasia.
Enhansing Produktiviteh with Windows:
Yr doing it rong!!!
If he was nutured, he wudnt want to escayp.
OMG, Harbls!! O.o
Happi bearsday, Martoonie / SJ! Better late than neva… Dere’z stil a lawt of cweenfetti around, u noe. Can ai haz a lolive? kthxbai.
ackshuly I no feel lyke playing
Rock Paper Scissors rite nao.
I haz an owie.
Not funny at all. I’m a vet and have seen many cats die because of such windows.
Wat mifter bunni wabbit i jusd wama eet you
Nice balls.
must get TUTORED
then skwirwol.
iz dis kittey ok? looks like that might haf couzed zum mejor inzury…. *much worried is!* poor kittey!
S
I’m thinking cos his hoomans were right there taking a picture that they got him out right after, and i’m assuming that they figured out after that how to stop him from doing that again (or at least that’s how i’d be spending the rest of my day anyways).
OHai eberybuddy, an fank u all so much for teh luvly partee u frowd (or wuz it just Teho hoo wuz frowin stuff?) – and ai’m so sorry ai cud nawt be heer in person. Fanks to Janet for eggsplaynin teh firewall problm. I see there wuz LOTS of cweenfetti, an martoonies, an caek, an a lolfabet list, an a borkidj in teh space tiem continyuwum an teh Danyull Craig an mai bery own lolcats dat teh lubly cheezfrenz maded for me (an did nawt eated). Ai had a luvly birfday, an now ai has had a luvly un-birthday reedin awl teh commints. Plz to share mai burfday caek an speshull birfday martoonies. Cheers!
Sarah / SJ / Martoonie
oh teh harbls…nebber so good iz they?
One of our cats died just like this
Terrible
One of my cats tried this, once. We caught him. Neither cat ever messed with those windows again. We didn’t leave them open while we were out anyway.
Windows like this one are notorious for killing cats, neutered or not.
Nothing funny about this picture.
To the author of this photo:
To be honest… When I saw this pic I though sth like this ‘Is the person who took this photo really so cruel or just stupid??’
What were you thinking about at that moment!? Couldn’t you see that your meowing pet is in a trap and probably feels a lot of pain!? Of course not. First thing you had to do was grabbing your cam and taking a photo coz it looked soooo funny, eh? Idiot. Poeple like you are irresposible and shouldn’t be allowed to keep animals. A lot of cats have died in similar situation. You’re cat was very lucky coz MAYBE you’ve finally thought about helping him..
To web admins:
I’ve been visiting ICHC because the site was funny and the animals in the photos didn’t seem to suffer etc. This single picture changed my opinion about ICHC. People! How could you agree to put this pic here, on your site? Shame of you.
You have no idea about anything other than the singular moment captured here. Had it even occured to you that the owner of this cat actually had his/her camera and was taking a picture of the cat when this occured? No? Cat’s move so quickly if they see a bird etc, that by the time the camera goes off, he could be in a situation like this…are you also suggesting that perhaps they left the cat here for an extended period of time? To reiterate, you have no idea of the circumstances surrounding this picture, so you have no real right to pass judgement and accuse someone of cruelty or neglect. Also, you state that the cat was “meowing”, how exactly would you know, the cat’s mouth is clearly not open mid-meow- please done exaggerate to pull on the emotions of equally gullible people as yourself. Also, cats get themselves into situations like this all the time, their bodies are flexible and they are usually able to get themselve free without help- perhaps this cat did too.
I guess my reasoning is falling on deaf ears, perhaps you will be barbecuing Ingrid Newkirk’s body when she dies…or perhaps you will be distributing it to the unsuspecting public, as per Ingrid’s wishes…
On a final note, considering it is now over a year later, and the picture remains, I’m guessing your objection to this was “noted and ignored”.
Have a nice day.
WOWSERS!! Itz Martoonie’s birfdai??? Martoonie iz SJ?!? I mist teh party?!?
* piks up some cweenfetty * * Frows it in tah ayre* Wheeeeeeeeee……!
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Happy Birfdai Martooni!!!! Yaaaay!
+ ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨▫٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ﮡﻳ • ٣ ٭ ° + ж•٨ ∞ ‡;¤٭°+ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡ ; ¤ ▫ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ▫ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ •٨ ∞ ﻳ ° • ٭ + ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡; ¤ ▫ ٣ •٨ ∞ ﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ ж▫ • ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ
so i guess that a good pic of my balls huh?
lol pic for the ladies!!
This cat needs to be neutered!
This is too crazy. I must go hide in a corner somewhere
Yes, please have your cat neutered. MILLIONS of cats are killed every year because there are simply not enough homes for them all. The compassionate and responsible thing to do is spay & neuter – it saves lives!
wtf i can see its balls..
Funny…. Give it a 10/10, (Someone needs a neuterin’ though)